Everything Wrong With Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

[@liveactionlink8736]

Jeremys simple "sigh" at the UFO disc coming up from underground was probably the most simplest way of describing how everyone felt during that scene

[@KennyMcCormick99]

...AND during the movie.

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

But you accepted the ark, the magic stones and the holy grail just like that?

[@icemav5740]

@@Gaia_Seraphinaat least the ark, the temple and the grail are all magical things and therefore fit well with each other. Indiana Jones is not science fiction, it’s fantasy adventure. Every Indiana Jones movie, book, show and video game released before Crystal Skull followed a basic connective tissue of magical items or something based on a deity. The aliens in Crystal Skull directly go against that and it just doesn’t fit. While it’s arguably more plausible for aliens to exist that any of the other things, it just doesn’t fit with Indiana Jones, and I don’t care if it was George Lucas’ and Spielberg’s idea, it just doesn’t fit

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

@@icemav5740 Sci-fi and fantasy belong to the same genre of fiction. Both are made-up. It doesn't matter when it was invented or what fictional elements it contains. Only cuz Indiana Jones had ancient religious fiction in it, doesn't mean that they cannot use more current fiction for those kind of movies. Honestly I think that franchise was too much fixated on abrahamitic religions and nazis ( kinda absurd, since Hitler was an atheist and openly condemned supersticious beliefs, including those of his first henchman Himmler, who was the one interested in ancient beliefs ). "The temple of Doom" gave a small veriety, albeit a short one.

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

@@icemav5740 PS: The movies were of course still very entertaining.

[@UtherPendragan]

Gold is not magnetic in fact that's a really good quick test to prove its not gold. So all of that treasure is fake. I know this because I am the guy who fills all the sand back in and resets the alien ship booby trap.

[@Nighthawk1911s]

Mwawawawa!! Comment of the day!! Kudos sir, kudos.

[@leetri]

Considering it attracted gunpowder as well, I'd say it's not really magnetic, but it attracts whatever the writers want it to.

[@ntdonat]

the sand could have simply been blown in sand storms. than the trap could have reset its self when the skull... stone... i forget which was removed from it.

[@billhiers4171]

The fact gold isn't magnetic and yet is still attracted to the skull like other metals is commented upon in the film, and apparently a clue to the skull's otherwordly origins.

[@UtherPendragan]

Bill Hiers Yeah because a giant crystal alien skull is not enough of a clue that it might be from another world.

[@alexschmidt443]

I got a big sin for the first Indiana Jones movie: How are the Germans able to station so many men in Egypt, wich at this time, was English territory?

[@missdeejay]

Alex Schmidt thank you! You deserve more likes

[@phrog7193]

militerri

[@jasonpeters9865]

Easy..Anti-gravity flying Nazi submarines. Crazy part? I'm dead on

[@Arcaryon]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_African_campaign That's how.

[@desolatortrooper7196]

@@Arcaryon the first Indiana Johns take palce in 1936

[@crabbieappleton]

I feel one sin should be taken off when Karen Allen appeared. It was so nice to see her.

[@noahletwinski6955]

As much as absolutely love her in Raiders, it just feels like nostalgia placement of an much superior and amazing film.

[@ClanImprobable]

Agreed!

[@SuperlativeCatalyst]

​@@noahletwinski6955How else would we find out Mutt's real name 😂

[@WeirdoBirdy]

Facts

[@LabMatt]

Actually, those ants exist here in South America! We were at war until 1999, but we reached an agreement; they will leave us alone as long as we offer them one healthy person every week.

[@JaelinBezel]

Why did you change your profile picture! D=

[@LabMatt]

Cody Hines Because sh*t is crazy! And Adagio Dazzle rocks.

[@JaelinBezel]

Lab Matt Well I'm still mad about it!

[@LabMatt]

Cody Hines How can I make you forgive me?

[@JaelinBezel]

Lab Matt By force feeding me cyanide!

[@SirWulfrick]

"Nooooooo! Ooh thank God!" ... The exact reaction i had when i first saw that scene. :D

[@espieviolet2841]

This. This is what I came here for. I didn't mind the movie for entertainment, but that scene nearly killed me - and his reaction was my reaction. XD

[@s.bradley6089]

Exactly

[@matthewcastillo9951]

I don’t care what anyone thinks. This was still the best Indy film ever!

[@adamblesener2916]

He still gave it a sin

[@RO-vm5be]

@@matthewcastillo9951 i can't tell if your being serious or not

[@walterkowalski6361]

3:36 did you just sin Shia LeBeouf on a bike without any comment? You guys are fucking awesome.

[@Valhallen002]

+Walter Kowalski he did look pretty stupid

[@Jeudaos]

+Walter Kowalski yes, they did. And that's why I FUCKING LOVE cinema sins!

[@BurnSchulz]

+Walter Kowalski i laugh my ass off xD Just that Scene without narration but "Ding" xD

[@mrgibbets34]

That's really not a sin. That's just fashion. I mean it does look kinda silly especially going off to the side like that, but I wouldn't say it looks flat out ridiculous. It's just one of those "love it or hate it" things and most still probably wouldn't wear it themselves.

[@nikolausurban1988]

+Walter Kowalski got no problem with that. shia is a reason not to watch somethng. not sure if it is him. but this indie and the transformers movies are simply bad

[@mike91mdk45]

"Nobody does terrible aim like Indiana jones bad guys." Stormtroopers : "Ahem.."

[@alexmarkiewicz6428]

no it is alow me to intro dose aower selvs

[@morganaravens]

the indiana jones bad guys are reborn as stormtroopers

[@ITILII]

"I find your lack of aim....disturbing" - Darth Vader actually used this line twice but somehow they only kept one scene.....

[@270MOX]

Stormtroopers have helmets. That's why they have bad aim

[@Arthur19-v3y]

@@ITILII and?

[@teillean]

the 'i' in 'timer' in the upper right hand corner is uppercase and i can't stop looking at it

[@teillean]

pinSjon79 that’s sweet thank you ^_^

[@squishmastah4682]

Good eye.

[@josephcrowe2908]

Good call 😎

[@MontanaCheeky]

*DING*

[@j4xxonl]

@@pinSjon79 SIIIIIIIIIIIMP

[@StuartLynx]

5:18 "stuff like this is why this movie is bad" Actually that whole 50s cafe sequence is by far the best part of the movie

[@Dark_Mishra]

I’d say everything up until he’s taken to the camp in the Amazon is great, but then it starts to get too alien(pun intended) for being an Indiana Jones movie.

[@davorvrcibradic234]

Are u serious? Have to disagree with you. It was so un-Indy like. I was half expecting to see Biff from Back to the Future show up at the bar brawl.

[@kentuckyfriedchildren5385]

100%

[@rubix4195]

In a corner, Zuko and Sandy duck down after a celebratory graduation meal: "We better sit this one out Sandy, this doesn't look like a dance number." The true ending of Grease.

[@aliensoup2420]

Best part of 1941 also (USO fight/chase scene). It seems to be a Spielberg staple, since he used it again for the opening of Temple of Doom.

[@count69]

"Good archaeology always leans heavily on speculation" is a true statement

[@magicmulder]

If in doubt, claim “it was for a ritual”.

[@Lauren...]

As an actual archaeologist, I deeply appreciate this response and @magicmulder's

[@andrewmcmorrow1952]

one of the few things I enjoyed about this movie was the reference to him being kidnapped by poncho villa. It actually did happened in the the Young Indiana Jones chronicles when Indy was just a young man and on a trip to see family.

[@BerserkerCade77]

Watch Th3Birdman. He has good quality videos😉

[@1Phase1]

They'd just shoot each other for a few hours then give up lol

[@MrNottyNotty]

Yamcha would still die

[@syndromeofadowns]

yamcha's been yemcha'd

[@philllyyy]

Donald Newton he didn't die from radiation because I think he drank the holy grail

[@captinchillin]

To be fair, they're both Lucas Arts properties, or .... were.

[@therealgibbs]

Missed sin: The guns and belts on soldiers and everything else metal in that warehouse (closer than the lights) was not drawn to the magnetized box.

[@jtrialsrenewed]

The silent ding when Shia Labeouf appeared with his first scene being him being a jerk was just perfect

[@HUARASTACA]

Where?

[@raydunakin]

Not only is the TV turned on and tuned to "Howdy Doody", how is it getting any kind of reception way the heck out in the remotest, most isolated part of the Nevada desert? There are a lot of mountains between Vegas and the nuclear test site.

[@davorvrcibradic234]

Also, there's food, milk and beer in the fridge?! What's the point???

[@Lia-uf1ir]

@@davorvrcibradic234 Could be fake food.

[@LadyOnikara]

Oh, wait. I was going to say it was recorded on VHS, but I guess they weren't invented back then. Carry on!

[@railnut8453]

Another thing I noticed but wasn’t mentioned that when indie entered the house there was no running water in the sink when he tried to get a drink but later when he was out in the yard. There was a mannequin holding a hose with water running out of it!!!

[@Lia-uf1ir]

@@railnut8453 I wonder whether such mistakes were actually made when building actual fake towns for nuclear tests...

[@reedr7142]

Love how nothing has to be said for the Shia LaBeouf entry ding.

[@NPC1921]

Why do people bitch about the refrigerator scene when in Temple of Doom three people somehow jumped out of a plane, inflated a raft in midair, fell a few thousand feet, and somehow landed right-side up without popping the raft or getting turned into blood pancakes?

[@bobbbbEE]

+1 just for the term "blood pancakes"

[@owl913]

Or that a guy used magic to rip out a poor bro's heart, who then still had enough life in him sans heart to scream and, you know, be alive as he was plunged into lava.

[@0fucksftw]

because its possible i guess maybe a 1 in 1000000000000000 chance and is kinda acceptable for that type of movie but the fridge thing is pure bullshit

[@owl913]

0fucksftw no its all bullshit. Enjoyable bullshit, but bullshit nonetheless. People just freak out over this one because this movie is different from the originals and actually tried to move forward. When he faces Nazis, people love it. When he faces evil Indian wizards, commies, and aliens people hate it. When he deals with christian mythology, people love it. When he deals with Indian mythology and Mayan mythology people hate it. I love all of them because I love the character of Indiana Jones. The mythology of the supernatural and paranormal are some of my favorite types of stories because I know they are all equally impossible and ridiculous, but enjoyable stories nonetheless. Doesn't matter if it's aliens or angels.

[@4thDimented]

Robert Hawke That's not why I disliked it. Structurally, I didn't think it was as strong. Character-wise, I thought some of the supporting cast were irritating. The "gags" were more focused on "remeber how cool this part of that other movie was" instead of him doing something that was in character. The whole "greaser thing"... I didn't connect with it. I know my "hero" is old, but he's still my hero and I don't need someone reminding me of it. That this "greaser" is the biological legacy of Indiana Jones.... I really disliked the guy, which in turn added to my displeasure. I LOVE Mayan and Aztec mythology and history, but felt that the bulk of story just felt...clunky. Hell, at one point in the movie (the diner scene) I was thinking "Is George referencing his American Graffiti movie"? And that's not the thoughts I should be having. It's not the worst movie int he world. Harrison Ford is still the boss, but I don't think this film needed to be made. Thank god he took the hat at then end, though :)

[@MkeKen67]

Something to note: the only lead lined refrigerators are for storing stuff used in nuclear medicine and the lining is very thin (about an eighth inch). They would not have put one in a nuclear test blast house, at any rate. (I also doubt that a fake fridge in a fake house would have had a bunch of stuff in it, if it was in the path of the fire ball.) The whole fridge thing reminds me of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, when Robert Redford says, "I can't swim," when they are about to jump into a river from a cliff, and Paul Newman laughs and says, "Are you crazy, the fall will probably kill you."

[@Necromancer0225]

2:56 a literal "rule of thumb" I've read is that if you stick out your thumb at arm's length and the mushroom cloud is bigger than your thumb, you're too close

[@johngoodman1846]

There's a reason why Indy isn't dead. It's because he drank from the grail in the Last Crusade.

[@shanehudson3995]

So did the knight's two brothers. Doesn't help you if you don't keep drinking, like whiskey.

[@johnny9000]

And the line of inmortality stops if you go passed the knight seal in the cave

[@Devin007V8]

@@johnny9000 true

[@dr.a006]

But then Kylo Ren ki.....lz, oh, wait, nevermind. I didn’t spoil anything.

[@rewrew897]

I wonder In the last crusade If you somehow tunneled a way out of the room with the grail and took it out through that tunnel, Would it still trigger the seal/earthquake.

[@sjh421]

That effing Wilhelm scream lol. I can’t stop hearing it in every movie.

[@Romans8-9]

it cannot be unheard...

[@patrickm5217]

the sound designers' "hello"

[@JAMESk3gs]

I WANNA HEAR "MY LEG!!!" FROM SPONGEBOB IN A MOVIE AT LEAST ONCE

[@RustOnWheels]

There are several of these shitty overused samples that aren’t funny but just a cheap go-to and a big “f*** you” to any suspension of disbelief one had before. Worst one I ever caught was the Diddy laugh in LoTR. That made me so freakin pissed off… Here are some more ruining your movies: - telephone ring with flutter - woman police dispatch voice - red tailed hawk - Howie scream - air plane three wheel screech - icy wind - Doppler truck horn - car chase tyre squeak - cat screech - church owl - small dog in pain bark - BBC crowd gasp I could go on, but it’s enough for now, the suspense is killing me.

[@BestAnimeFreak]

@@JAMESk3gs The thing with the scream is, it is universally understood in every language, because in every language it is the same scream. You are unable to do that with anything else that is not just noises. With "MY LEG" you would have a big problem in every country does not have English in cinema / TV and does their own dubs, which includes most of Europe and Asia.

[@Ddyoutube100]

Shia Lebouf rolls up on his motorcycle... *DING* 😂

[@TorIverWilhelmsen]

A ding for every line he delivers.

[@vitoriaaguiarbranco2887]

plus 20 each time he combs him hair

[@jeromejackson7387]

) n.a. mmm mnh&hh;bb; bbc.co

[@ottoironclad1943]

9:31 “anti-Greenpeace tank” I laugh so hard.

[@jedijones]

But this came out a year before Avatar. Meaning that its sequel took 2 years longer to come out than Avatar 2 did.

[@Glidergirl10]

I like the theory that the end half of this movie is all a hallucination from Indy being stuck in the fridge and slowly dying from radiation poisoning.

[@DavidEllis94]

Gunpowder isn't even magnetic. Black powder isn't, and modern nitrocellulose-based propellants aren't. Also, goddamn movie, grenades don't have gunpowder in them. That grenade should have a filling made of solid Composition B. Ding! (Thanks for reminding me about that ding lol)

[@yzrider246]

Actually early grenades used blank powder in the u.s . Same power used in the 30-06 blanks

[@yiraia7863]

Yeah and they establish in the movie that the crystal skull magnetizes metals that aren't magnetic in nature like in the scene with Indy and Mutt when Mutt tells that gold isn't magnetic.

[@DavidEllis94]

@@yiraia7863 Gunpowder isn't made of metal. Modern multi-base firearms propellant is mostly composed of nitrocellulose with a secondary component of diethylene glycol dinitrate. Neither of those contains a metal element of *any* sort. A mass of both compounds mixed will include carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, and nitrogen, but no metal. Such smokeless propellants *might* include a very very small percentage (by mass) of metallic additives, but I can't confirm that specifically. Bottom line, there is nothing that should suggest that smokeless powder--or gunpowder of any kind--would be associated with magnetism in any way at all.

[@yiraia7863]

@@DavidEllis94 oh okay. Thanks for the explanation :)

[@jaydenslaptop]

David Ellis Jeeze somebody has gotta always be right.

[@crankysaint]

Movie set in 1957. Masks used in the decontamination scene weren't developed until 1959. Ding.

[@Nick_Hammer]

crankysaint thats some mighty fine nitpicking there, son. :)

[@josephdunn9538]

I don't think they invented a fridge that can survive a nuclear blast in 1957 either

[@vickyotters9207]

I’m surprised they didn’t sin the fact that that’s not how sinking sand works.

[@thedarkdungeon1083]

But they clearly stated that it wasn’t Sinking Sand.

[@thomashumphrey4953]

Yep, Everybody's an Expert!

[@heartless604]

Quick sand! Sinking sand 😂😂😂😂

[@IDoSnipeYT]

@@heartless604 Based on the pfp of "op", he doesn't seem to be very smart.

[@spinningwheel7635]

Cringe pfp

[@randallulrich]

You forgot to deduct points for this movie, supposedly taking place in the 1950s, having a digital timer (at 1:55) with LEDs for the rocket sled control panel.

[@smileypinkspade7919]

When he almost put the hat on, all our hearts stopped.

[@navylaks2]

allways wanted Indiana Jones to have a daughter:) I mean just imagine the fun lines of dialog they could have written for that:) Plus which girl would not be the daughter of Indy?:)

[@kittycats2827]

Shia not getting the hat should be like 10 sins off

[@jacklee1646]

Also, this guy said thank god and then counted it as a sin he should have done that rewind noise and taken one off.

[@rickrickster7448]

One thing they missed - if the house and people in it were all fake - why was there food in the refridgerator??? Who was going to eat it?

[@The_Foxymew]

I guess it was to see the effects of the blast on food? I mean, the fridge survived, maybe they knew it would, and thus wanted to know if the food would. Or writers wanted some last second comedy of indie having to remove said food.

[@Iason29]

Nothing survives in a fridge from a nuclear blast, no scientist would expect such a result

[@The_Foxymew]

Yeah. But then you realize Indiana survived it, so obviously, in this world, physics can go fuck itself.

[@jasonmartin4775]

That's pretty much producer's attitude these days.

[@EriJ100]

Another- do the natives in the temple who suddenly wake up when indy and crew pass them really spend all day everyday for 400 years hiding in those small little stone cavities just waiting for someone to pass through?

[@ssjbread2803]

You realize gold isn't magnetic right?

[@jacoblandersmusic9399]

But the movie says that it isn't "magnetic" it's extraterrestrial

[@Astroman10]

I know this is a fact but the movie had gold being magnetically pulled into the suit when they first find the skull ... which is the point he made when he said the gold "lost its interest in being magnetic"

[@FEJK82]

Magnets do not attract gold in any significant way.

[@kevinmccoy3653]

Also not gunpowder or shotgun shell pellets. Nothing iron based in either. That really bugged me.

[@markgouthro7375]

Everything is attracted to a magnet if the field is strong enough, even frogs... But, if the skull was that strong of a magnet Indiana would have been stuck to it too.

[@MultiLink99]

+Kevin Mccoy the shotgun bullets does, because it's a mixture of Cu and Au so, some parts of the bullet does, and some not

[@ninjaked1265]

How would a living being be stuck to a magnet?

[@kevinmccoy3653]

I agree, but it would be funny to spend billions of dollars building the worlds most powerful magnet just to be able to say "Ladies and gentlemen, we did it! We can now lift a small frog several inches into the air- of course we had to defund the C.D.C., and now everyone is dead from ebola, but you have to admit it was worth it!".

[@fuzzyburnette7161]

The film deserves 500 sins for imagining that Harrison Ford & KarenAllen could spawn anyone as obnoxious as Shia Lebouf.

[@twentiethcenturyamericanma4518]

I know a guy who is a lookalike and act a like to this buffoon.

[@darthcerebus]

Also for not showing the scene with Karen Allen that started the possibility of this absurd spawn.

[@theoz-zone7470]

Agreed.

[@slamblamboozled1245]

Shia gets way too much shit. Yh, he's eccentric but so are dozens of actors, plus Shia can actually act.

[@kittycats2827]

Slemke 98 said no one ever

[@DatsWhatXiSaid]

ET's big brother is such a badass.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

+BcallingDB uhh, dude do u have any idea what time period this movie took place in? ET was in 1990s, this movie took place earlier than that, for all we know this is ETs father. Sin for BcallingDB

[@DatsWhatXiSaid]

Cave Johnson Or is it ET's mother?

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

BcallingDB the alien does look badass like a woman

[@dr.bright6272]

lol and +1 sin for mom naming her kid mutt

[@vadimwolk2565]

E.T is also in the star wars universe. So is Indie it too amd it is all the FORCE. I can t wait for the next movie. Then we saw what master Yoda make before he was a master. He killed nazis and sovjets with Indie and together they build the millennium falcon and Yoda told Indie he is not Indie. He is Han Solo and with the might of the force he bring the hair on Indies ass to life and called it Chewbacca

[@carliecole2563]

"they let her GO so that she could MAIL A LETTER." hot damn, I'm sure glad REAL prisons & the justice system doesn't follow these same rules?!

[@ComeWhatThey]

"Good archaeology relies heavily on speculation" actually, as an archaeology student, yeah, it does :p

[@bootchoo96]

I am amazed by the amount of effort he puts in his Cinema sins! Pure talent *.*

[@FreshBakedDisney]

Holy crap this movie is bad. I mean, I knew it was bad, but I hadn't yet thought it was THIS bad.

[@mikemelina7395]

I watched the 1st 10 minutes of it in a movie theatre. The second the groundhogs made their second appearance, I bolted.

[@Chobbie15]

@@mikemelina7395 I highly doubt you left a movie after only watching 10 minutes of it, which you probably paid over 20$ to watch in theatre

[@mikemelina7395]

@@Chobbie15 "you highly doubt it"? That's nice. I walk out of movies all the time. I walked out of this movie and walked into another, in progress. When this turd came out movie tickets were $7.

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@mikemelina7395 what movie did you walk into

[@mikemelina7395]

@@Derek_Keenan I believe I traded up to Quantum of Solace.

[@Bartman1989-i2z]

Fun fact: The actor who punches Shia Labeouf in the 50s bar is Sasha Spielberg who is Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw's daughter.

[@kingpinpasta2934]

NOOOOO (Indy takes the hat) Ohh thank god

[@Classical01]

KingpinPasta and years later we are being confirmed with a new Indiana jones movie.

[@kruifsarkany7582]

With Shia as new Indiana :/

[@amparonarbona5142]

Kruif Sàrkàny NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@therabiddonkeynipple612]

That hasn't happened yet so hey good thing they scrapped that crap.

[@valeriepogue6036]

I hope if they do bring back Mutt they at least do a recast.

[@Ephunker89]

I had a friend in high school who loved this movie. His life was movies, he wound up being a film teacher, but loved this movie.... He told me he never got into the other Indy movies, but this was a great film............ We haven't spoken since then. I saw this for my birthday because Indy was my childhood hero alongside Alan Grant. I can't remember a birthday I hated more than that.

[@78rev]

Indy drank from the Holy Grail, maybe he's immune to radiation poisoning...

[@stulchmulch227]

Risca that immortality ended when he passed the knights seal in the cave to get back out again

[@berengustav7714]

@@stulchmulch227 "Immortality" is different from increased longetivity,or resistance to poisoning, just saying.

[@LadyOnikara]

I would love to see him glow in the dark though.

[@rubix4195]

Nah, plot says so is better.

[@Amalie.x7fv]

And flying fridges lol

[@GeorgeMonet]

"The treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge". What knowledge?

[@yiraia7863]

The knowledge of building stuff and agriculture. Have you even seen the movie?

[@RadioactiveSand]

@@yiraia7863 Where was that knowledge stored? Did you think any minute during the movie?

[@yiraia7863]

@@RadioactiveSand those aliens were that knowledge.

[@bvmehta1980]

That Aliens are real.. lol.

[@dr.2335]

Russian villain woman- ‘Tell me everything, I want to know everything’ Inter dimensional lovers of knowledge- ‘Then you shall DIE from atomisation as I grimace at you. Also thanks for technically being the one that actually returned my stolen skull to my body’.

[@bazookabullet101]

I liked that the older films "magic" and stuff came from history and religion, like the ghosts flying out of the ark, or the effects of the grail. This made it work really well with the whole archaeologist/ explorer theme. But in this movie, it is quite literally, Scifi. Not historical fiction anymore, but alien-finding, ufo-flying, Scifi.

[@jedijones]

But is that so different? Religion is a form of mythology. Most religious stories are legends, not history. Aliens are a more recent form of mythology, but has the same quality of religion as something that some people believe in on faith and others think is fake, but which no one can prove. I think the problem is in actually seeing the aliens. The other movies don't demystify religion completely by, say, having Jesus show up and talk to Indy. The aliens here should've remained unseen, viewed in shadow at most, and disappeared without being fully revealed.

[@bagre298]

Oh boy do i have some news for you

[@pyrrelda]

"Nobody does terrible aim like Indiana Jones bad guys" uh.. Idk, storm troopers?

[@ryl0_or934]

Both shoot at Harrison Ford and both miss constantly, therefore both are the same entity constituted in different cinematic universes.

[@YannYann12345]

+Ryl0_or or, Harrison Ford just has an anto-bullet forcefield.

[@Piterixos]

If I was put to death by firing squad and they gave me last wish I would wish for Stormtrooper or Indiana Jones bad guy to execute it xD

[@darthvader3501]

Battle droids

[@ryl0_or934]

Just discount Stormtroopers

[@ethan199303]

I love how it was pointed out that the whole temple must have been built after the skull was stolen. Makes no sense.

[@FridayTeardrop]

i guess simmular u would have to do in most adventure movies when u look at all the traps lol

[@ethan199303]

FridayTeardrop yeah I just hadn't thought about it before.

[@stefansimon5510]

FridayTeardrop in other cases it makes sense, e.g. if someone wants to keep an artifact hidden or something like that. The stupid thing here is that there is really no motivation to build all that crap around the alien bodies.

[@FridayTeardrop]

Stefan Simon i dont know if it would make sence in other cases. cause when u build stuff like that there would be probably masses of ppl knowing already during the construction how to get around the traps and where to find the tresure or artefact. also when grave robbers or archeologists find out about a place but cant get thru the mainentrance or wall cause its solid rock then they just dig a hole or tunnel somewhere else to get to it what would at least make some traps rather useless. that digging of a new hole is also rather easy cause most of them are not chased by 100 000 natives but can do their work in peace.

[@stefansimon5510]

FridayTeardrop You're missing my point. I'm not sayin that planting traps etc. is smart. But it has some motivation e.g. if a tribe wants to protect some artifact or another, they would plant traps around it. That reasoning is used in other treasure hunt movies and it makes sense in many cases. But what is the motivation behind building that whole temple with the sand/column entrance, the keyhole (for which you need the skull it's supposed to keep out to open it)... the whole construction and reasoning behind taking the skull in the first place is never explained in the movie and makes no sense.

[@theiking7182]

Behind the scenes of crystal skull, George said that a lot of the scientists working on the film said Indy had about a 50/50 chance of surviving a nuke in a fridge.

[@loke72]

Lets ask Myth Busters about that...

[@Fenris77]

Actually Indy did meet Pancho Villa in Young Indiana Jones.

[@Ed-zo2gr]

Nobody does terrible aim like Indiana jones bad guys... Expect storm troopers... And any villain with a gun

[@SPRWinchester]

RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA... StormTrooper Commander: Any casualties? Rest of Squad: No!

[@markloeffler85]

Movie villains get in a fire fight. Multiple red shirts die.

[@darthcerebus]

Stormtroopers got a ton of kills and have made some ridiculous shots though. Like that one that shot Leia in RotJ. That was a one handed move from cover the literal moment he could see her. That's something you cannot do.

[@waspbulgasari4498]

I was waiting for this comment LMAO

[@phatcat-st4gb]

Also, sin 122 gold isn’t ferromagnetic

[@Halberdin]

Yes, very few metals are magnetic like that "ferrum" stuff. ;*) Also, a magnet causes very little effect until something is close to it, i.e. near the poles or in the space between them. But with aliens' technology, everything is possible.

[@mr.teekanee9750]

At the grave of the spaniards they found the skull and said the quartz is not feromagnetick and Mutt added neither is gold. So they aknowledged that the skull affected gold.

[@gotherecom]

Oh, and refrigerators from the 50's could NOT be opened from the inside.

[@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978]

Is this in the 50's?

[@roryj5045]

@@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 late 50s i believe.

[@LadyOnikara]

Well, it was kinda damaged in the fall.

[@Dark_Mishra]

It takes place in 1957. 19 years after Last Crusade.

[@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978]

@Vent Shark Ah. Okay. Thanks.

[@hunterkiller1440]

"I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archaeologists." - John Smith

[@YourIcyBlues92]

Hello sweety.

[@dr.bright6272]

Lol wtf

[@sideswipe8443]

Its all wibbly wobbly to me. Blink, and you might miss it. WHO else doesnt get this. I would tell you what it means but... spoilers.

[@calmmentalrelaxation8417]

Sideswipe 84 that was amazing lol

[@ladyvincenza]

I was in the Society for Creative Anachronism. We confuse future archaeologists. I mean, we hope.

[@talongreenlee7704]

That Gollum reference in the credits was spot on. Also, why is totally not magnetic GOLD affected by the magnetic skull

[@wasphacker5642]

Ya know, I see a lot of good ideas in this Movie too. Indy being taken to area 51, being stalked by CIA, the chase scene trough the school where Indy's a profesor. And that creepy grave-temple-thingy they go into. Even the idéa of a crystal skull is not so bad. If only we could take away aliens, Atomic bombs an CGI-munchkins, this would have made a good indiana jones-flick. I evenl ike the idéa with Indy having a son. I mean, we did get to meet his father in the third one, didn't we?

[@oddballskull1941]

They problem this movie has at its core..not its surface problems..its core problem is its timing this plot should have been the second or thid indy movie..i imagine if this movie came out years age like like after the first one no one would hate it. Cuz i mean i dont think its too far fetched for aliens to be in an indy movie...nazis...evil spirits..evil nazi spirits...racist stereotypical indigenous tribal stereotypes..but i draw the line at aliens? Whatever. This movie had potential 20 years ago but in this day and age it failed hard

[@annabelle-rosesmyth6898]

i share the exact same view. I mean the movie was fine right up to the aliens. I too liked Indy having a son and reuniting with marion, i thought it was cute. But they aliens well and truly killed a film which otherwise would've been good, although arguably not as good as the original triology of the 80s, but thats hard to beat because of a younger ford and practical effects

[@JustKelso1993]

Why am I the only one okay with aliens? Have you people never heard of the crystal skull alien theory before?

[@scottmcintosh4397]

"Also, the monkeys of the Amazon are anti-communist by nature" 🙈🙉🙊🐵🐒 I still don't understand how Indy managed the U-boat ride in Raiders without getting caught by the crew. Can anyone tell me?

[@gefeize]

Based on the comic book, the u boat sailed on diesel power and never actually underwater. Indy just cling to the periscope the whole journey

[@scottmcintosh4397]

@@gefeize That's kind of what I always suspected. Wasn't there a re-release of Raiders a few years ago with 20 extra seconds of footage that supposedly explained this? If not, I guess I didn't miss much. Thank You for your reply. 🍺👍😉

[@callumfisher8101]

Theres a deleted scene with him clinging to the periscope thing.

[@bluedonkey9963]

There was a deleted scene, where he almost froze to death

[@daveeyes]

U boats sailed on the surface most of the time, under desiel power. They could make reasonable time that way. Underwater they go very slowly and for short distances only. It's the nuclear subs that can and do stay down 90 days at a time, until they run out of food.

[@JustaQuad]

1 word fits for this film. '...Everything'

[@2wingo]

4:55 Missed Sin: The KGB agents are carrying 9mm Norinco Type 54 pistols when they should be carrying 7.62 Tokarev TT-33s.

[@Nygaard2]

I love the internet... :)

[@13dirty666]

It wasn't that bad. Indy movies never were there to be 100% logical. It's a genre is adventure with some sci-fi and lots of action elements. It's purpose is to be entertaining. I laughed my head off at this video, but there's a lot of hate in the comments for this movie.

[@anakinskywalker519]

wat

[@jimlahey6330]

The thing about Sci-fi/Fantasy movies is that they have to follow an internal logic and most of the Indiana Jones movies do, this one however was written by George Lucas and Spielberg didn't even want to make it.

[@Quickscript]

Anakin Skywalker You were the chosen one!

[@13dirty666]

John Smith Internal logic? Christian artefacts with magical powers and an Indian tribe with magical powers?

[@jimlahey6330]

13dirty666 You clearly don't understand what internal logic is, so I'll explain it to you. A story will set rules such has certain things being able to do certain things, skull being magnetic then stopping, when we view these movies we accept the rules the movie sets forth, but when the movie breaks its own laws the story starts to crumble in on itself as the internal logic fails.

[@davis9502]

As a zoologist I can confirm those were prairie dogs. Actually you don't even need to be a zoologist to say that those are prairie dogs. I can also say that those CGI prairie dogs are an abomination.

[@Gh0stGaminginc]

Oh I guess that makes the whole movie terrible then! HURR DURR 😒

[@probablynotabigtoe9407]

Review sin... calls a rocket sled a supercar

[@ragingfiip]

1:42 "Nobody does terrible aim like Indiana Jones bad guys." I think Stormtroopers actually might be worse....

[@SSZaris]

Ahhhhh. I see what they did. So the rest of the movie is just Indy's imagination making up a story while he dies slowly from radiation poisoning. Makes the movie a bit easier to watch now.

[@porfirioayarzagoitia6966]

"Mountains into molehills". Can't we all just take a second to appreciate this joke? Fuggen brilliant!

[@Dark_Mishra]

I always like when movie logos are used in creative ways like that. Wasn’t a fan of the actual gophers though.

[@SinDesigns]

If I recall correctly they did a similar Paramount logo/mountain fade in the first Indy movie too

[@Eco419]

well maybe Indy was dead from the beggining, that explain all the continuity errors :P

[@Misantroph0]

3:19 Homer: „It’s called nucular.“ Navy Officer: „Ugh, whatever.“ Homer: „Nucular.“

[@MkeKen67]

CinemaSins - That last bit you put together at the end was way better than the movie! Loved it!

[@danielarosindo]

I'm an archeology student and this movies are used as references to what not to do in excavations or when finding an artefact.

[@madisontb529]

Guy asks me what my fav movies are, Mention the Indiana Jones Trilogy, He says "what about the fourth?" Policy still haven't found the body, There Are Only THREE.

[@eternalhalloween1]

I know! I love 1,2, and 3. But I can't stand 4!

[@Wanderlauch]

I love the ding when Mutt enters the screen for the first time.

[@Rickyrab]

um, dude had nuke insurance, via Holy Grail water

[@muggy2128]

@Luis Elías Díaz No it doesnt dude, in the movie it literally says how the brother that left the cave lived for an extended period and told his story to a Franciscan Friar and the time difference between that and the crusades is hella long. The grail cannot leave the cave, you have to keep drinking from it to live forever. BUT you still gain life after drinking from it.

[@christiankrarup6501]

@@muggy2128 So everyone is kinda right. Yay

[@joshsauer4725]

@@muggy2128 So THAT'S how that knight was able to live for so long! I was always so curious as to HOW he was alive!

[@MasterB8ta]

If that was true his father would still be alive

[@redvice6210]

Muggy it’s makes sense but I wonder why Henry Jones died so son after.

[@LadyOnikara]

Sin for you. They're not aliens, they're "interdimensional beings". Spielburg wanted aliens, Lucas did not, this was the compromise. (Yeah, they still look like aliens to me too.)

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

Well they are still aliens in a way

[@BigNick563]

A sin back at you. If you’re not native to a region that you are visiting or moving into that makes you an alien to that region. Hence why we call people hopping country borders without citizenship “illegal aliens”

[@aidanbarnes4290]

You got it mixed up George wanted aliens Steven didn't. The whole alien thing was George's idea from the beginning but Steven said no because he made several alien movies before but George kinda forced Steven into going with this idea

[@Dark_Mishra]

To be fair, he doesn’t only call them ‘aliens’. At 12:30 he says ‘interstellar being’. Also, they are shown to only be ‘interstellar’, not ‘interdimensional’, which is different, so... Ding! on you?

[@Momo-xs8mo]

@@Dark_Mishra wasn’t there an inter dimensional portal toward the end? That would make them inter dimensional beings.

[@obywatelcane6775]

9:58 - Seriously that whole "car battle" scene looks like some Abbott and Costello film or Peter Griffin fighting a chicken :-D

[@ATruckCampbell]

It's fun to watch though, one of my favorite movie scenes.

[@Wilddoggz]

Another sin for the beginning, gun ammo isnt magnetic, its lead

[@SebWilkes]

2 things ... 1) Gunpowder has nothing that makes it ferromagnetic 2) LEDS were not used back then, ergo, why do we see an LED countdown clock?

[@jimsprigg7931]

CinemaSins: sins the ark cameo Me: so you have chosen...DEATH

[@krombopulos_michael]

Wow dude, you've really been putting a lot of these out lately. Good job.

[@efe_aydal]

This is gonna be gooood. Liked before watched.

[@sln7736]

aaa efe aydal

[@snowden352]

I feel bad for Shia LeBouf; his career should've gone to someone way douchier so we could hate that guy and that guy's career without feeling guilty.

[@Oberonjames]

What has Shia done that would make you feel guilty about hating his career?

[@snowden352]

Oberonjames He did that stupid Performance Art thing which showed he's self-aware enough to know he deserves being hated; but not so self-aware to laugh it off and instead did that stupid Performance Art thing.

[@SinHurr]

Oberonjames Holes.

[@Leemill140]

He was pretty good in Money never Sleeps though

[@DemomanX614]

He was Louis Stevens.

[@kellyflavin3950]

“Nobody does aim worse than Indiana Jones bad guys.” “Stormtroopers”

[@commanderiosifstalin4938]

Stormtroopers fail to shoot Han Solo, who happens to be Harrison Ford.

[@LadyOnikara]

@@commanderiosifstalin4938 Maybe everyone just sucks at shooting Harrison Ford.

[@gehtdinichtsan309]

stormtroopers in ep4 aimed bad intentionally, so the imperial troops could track the mill.falcon back to the rebell's base.

[@Darkclaw86]

Stormtroopers boarded succesful Tantive IV in A New Hope. Specialized Stormtroopers (Snowtroopers) conquered succesful the rebellion hideout on Hoth and killed also lot of rebellion soldiers in The Empire Strikes Back. And then comes The Last Jedi, were Stormtrooper becomes those douchebags who losed against Teddies by a mile and after this, on any media Stormtroopers becomes worse and worse, far away from a thread. Only Roque One did some of this things right, where Stormtroopers killed a lot of rebellion soldiers.

[@gehtdinichtsan309]

@@Darkclaw86 i was plainly talking about the plot of ep4, when han, luke & co tried to escape the death star.

[@Nenadjones2]

The Gollum reference was too damn funny lol

[@mandownunder5211]

I know I'm probably going to get a bunch of shit for this, but I actually...kindof...liked...this movie.

[@yeahiguessso5815]

Yeah it wasn't bad

[@elijahdavallos6955]

me too, but the alien scared the f*ck out of me

[@qaboos4]

it was a bit of a let down and not nowhere near as good as the originals, but it was still decently entertaining

[@chrisleonardi2193]

I never got the hate for the aliens. It's not like the other 3 movies were grounded in reality.

[@TheSemaj666]

if they had not had shia leboeuf i would have accepted the rest

[@tgs40]

The Poncho Villa story was in an episode of the tv show Young Indiana Jones.

[@formulajuan6038]

It's "Pancho" not Poncho "😂

[@taroman7100]

that actor was a better choice then

[@eltambordeoskar698]

A Peruvian ancient civilization that looks Central american.

[@someguy6395]

I like how the movie just completely glosses over the utter destruction of the home of those completely innocent natives who were really just minding their business before all of the foreigners came in and tried to break into a temple within their home.

[@TMX1138]

Please do the other 3 Indy movies (Temple of Doom, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Last Crusade)! :) Remember, no movie is without sin.

[@txisbest2010]

At least do Crusade, it is my favorite one!

[@chibilaichi]

Did this movie just break the record of number of sins, without a bonus round??

[@krisp862]

probaly

[@escivencain8653]

yes he did

[@jedijones]

Gotta hand it to the channel, this was one of the funniest CinemaSins I've seen. The clips at the end were hilarious. Dramatic chipmunk! The West Side Story reference turned out to be a real premonition for Spielberg's filmography.

[@jesushchrist2261]

The major sin in this movie is the presence of Shia LaBeouf

[@JacobAvnerPr1mus3]

SOMEBODY NOTICED!!

[@seanpeacock4290]

and the fact that he isn't a cannibal

[@MusiColeMF]

Hahaha I love how when Shia Labeouf appears, you just hear "ding!"

[@VertigoAway]

Wait, wasn't that actor... didn't he use to be famous?

[@Quillyik]

9:26 Indie fires an RPG-7 which doesn't exist for another 4 years.

[@bodybag22]

Yeah weird they didn't just make it an RPG-2 and then it would have been correct.

[@Quillyik]

bodybag22 I know right, also if you watch the rocket, it's actually a PG 2 rocket.... which... get this, can only be fired from an RPG-2 >.

[@mackpines]

“Get that greaser!” I laugh at that every time! Cinemasins should do “The Outsiders”

[@rae_diant]

Uh, gold isn't magnetic. Sin for cinemasins for not understanding magnetism.

[@KupoKappa]

+Rachel Lee It's been established that the creators of this movie don't know how magnets work, though, so anything that didn't contain iron shouldn't have been pulled by the magnet.

[@Tomensnaben]

+Rachel Lee Which Mutt pointed out in the movie, along with the fact that the skull makes it behave that way anyway.

[@Kav82a]

+Kupo They also have no idea about the materials that ammo are made of. Brass is used for shells , bullets are usually of BALL type ( just lead covered with a copper alloy) and gunpowder contains no iron at all.

[@voodoominerman]

+Kupo pretty sure Iron ain't the only magnetic substance

[@KupoKappa]

The_Milkman_Returns I'm aware. Iron just happens to be the element that's used most for magnets, and would make more sense to find in a warehouse than something like samarium-cobalt. Feel free to get specific if you want.

[@brahsumatra]

South Park defined what a sin this movie was when they showed Lucas and Spielberg having their way with Jones..

[@TheLyosacks]

I can't believe you missed three of the biggest sins of this movie. First, the airplane lands in Cuzco, but when they get out of the plane they are at Nazca, which is in the coast. It's like landing in Washington and when you get out of the plane you're in New York. Second, the music and overall culture they show in Nazca isn't remotely Peruvian. It's 100% mexican. And third, why the hell would Pancho Villa teach Indiana Jones Quechua? The directors of this movie messed up so much the scenes in Peru I can't even believe they didn't bother to enter to Wikipedia to check this stuff. I can keep nitpicking the scenes in Peru for hours, like the fact there's a random temple in Nazca where the Nazca lines can be seen, when they can only be seen from a plane. Coming from a Peruvian, I like Steven Spielberg and all, but we laughed our asses off in the movies at your ignorance, specially when it's Indiana Jones we're talking about.

[@phoenixgaming7788]

Dude Wikipedia sucks

[@TheLyosacks]

I say Wikipedia in a mediocre way. In a world where we have a page that has almost unlimited information, we get a movie that didn't even bother to check basic stuff like this. It's like they didn't care about the movie they were making, which is sad considering millions of fans waited years for this.

[@thebigstonicfonic]

It was a very big plane

[@Hisbark]

I am mexican and I don't agree with you

[@alejoromero]

Totalmente de acuerdo contigo, estos burros no saben nada de nada y creen que de Mexico hacia el sur, todos somos iguales. La música, el paisaje, el vestuario, ahora hasta Pancho Villa, que a duras penas sabia leer, sabe hablar Quechua. Que animales. Por cierto, soy colombiano.

[@MarcusCummings-t1n]

him swinging on those vines is worth at LEAST 10 sins!

[@jinig4833]

LOL Sean Connery's accent of the "knife to gun fight" line would be: "Looksh like you've brraut ae knife choo ae gunfigh', Junior!!"

[@steerpike1359]

Jin-yer not Junior ! lol

[@steerpike1359]

One of ush shmells like a whore 'sh hanky ! (Diamonds Are Forever)

[@jamesthoreau6371]

7:31 - That’s not even close to a gynecology chair.. *ding*

[@TrueBackLash]

Dude that ending was priceless. Also 7:46 "Scene does not contain a lap dance."

[@harlandted]

In the theatre with my friends and watched on opening day of this, the alien and spaceship scene we just groaned “oh no, this sucks... ruined it”

[@esta7763]

We saw this in theater but we were hoping that Indiana Jones would catch a ride on that spaceship, which would go on to become the Millennium Falcon, and for some reason change his name to Han Solo and it ends up that Indiana Jones and Han Solo are the same person.