Everything Wrong With Goldfinger In 16 Minutes Or Less

Before Skyfall came along and won the hearts of many Bond fans, Goldfinger was long considered one of the best Bonds--if not THE best. So we thought, with Kingsman: The Secret Service coming out, maybe it was time to spend some more time with Mr. Bond. Sure found plenty of sins though.
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[@fdauwe]

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" Goldfinger's iconic sentence should subtract at least 5 sins.

[@simonwest9450]

hdjas43 Oddly enough they had to speed up all of Goldfinger's lines in editing because Gert Frobe spoke too slowly (I think because of his struggles with English)

[@spencers5898]

Except he's had tons of opportunities to kill Bond already and hasn't, so is he really expecting this?

[@arvinroidoatienza7082]

Simon West Actually, he doesnt speak English. His voice is just dubbed by another actor.

[@alexandermcdowall7223]

you mean at least all of the sins

[@marcokite]

yes! yes!

[@LilyRose8959]

Maids have master keys that can open every room in a hotel. That's true today too. Bond doesn't like the Beatles. That's why he said the earmuffs line.

[@vordman]

Yes, I didn't get that one. Of course the cleaning staff have master-keys, how do you think they get into the rooms to clean them?

[@marccolten9801]

There are also levels of master keys including sub-masters & super-masters limiting who can open what.

[@Logan_Baron]

Yeah, I was wondering if cinema sins had never been to a hotel before, or understood that they do have housekeeping staff to clean the rooms, or if he thought they had to carry a key for every single room in order to get in.

[@zeusathena26]

yep they were thought of like Bieber, New Kids on the Block, or Backstreet boys etc. Only for teenage girls. Lol 50 years later they're God's to most.

[@aumjayakishatriya2982]

At least some custodians are also given a master key, or otherwise a series of keys. And having done custodial work as classes "earned back" in middle school and professionally as an adult, they tend to work alone. So if going to rob a place that has night custodians, it's better to do it then than during business hours where you have more people to deal with. Just saying.

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

Who else is coming back to this after hearing about Sean Connery? R.I.P. The man and legend himself, the first James Bond.

[@shelldie8523]

Me

[@andrewabbott9496]

And the best🤷🏼‍♂️

[@healsyeah]

explains why this kept showing up in my recommendations

[@Hiamty]

I lucky enough to see this film on the big screen today. Sean Connery is so good as Bond

[@thomaschacko6320]

Nice tribute, JC. I’ll hoist a vodka martini to Sir Sean, the star of “From Russia With Love,” “Dr No,” and “Never Say Never Again.”

[@brianshoman1723]

A sin should have been removed for that classic interchange of "Do you expect me to talk?" and "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die".

[@giosalva7894]

No it's very nice phrase

[@RedaFox1]

0:47 Actually guys,Mythbusters has proven that you can you can wear a tuxedo under a scuba suit and come out looking perfect.

[@TheGERO418]

Yes, but I'm pretty sure Mr.Cinemasins meant that it would be extremely uncomfortable and annoying swimming, sneaking and fighting in a tuxedo under a scuba suit.

[@textthing]

TheGERO418 Also you'd sweat like a bastard.

[@57aflo]

***** And they'll shoot bowling/cannon balls right into your living room too!

[@Loremastrful]

***** 100% true? No, but scientifically accurate? Yes. They recreate the situation and detail the procedure for someone else to duplicate their work. That's the scientific method at work.

[@Xynth22]

He didn't say it wasn't possible. He said that he wasn't wearing it before the jump cut.

[@fakjbf]

The guy who played Oddjob actually hit Sean Connery full force in the beginning, the look of pain and the muscle spasms on Sean's face were completely genuine.

[@TeamMastaPr2]

The actor playing Oddjob is a professional wrestler.

[@richardpehtown2412]

And kickboxing teacher. On a movie set, a really nice guy. Oh, and one Big MoFo

[@mrbiscuits001]

@@TeamMastaPr2 and also an Olympic weightlifter

[@gotham61]

You missed my favorite gaffe. When they lower the 5000 pound crushed Lincoln Continental into the bed of the little Ford Ranchero pickup which weighs half as much, it barely lowers at all on its suspension, and has no problem driving away.

[@mahojohodge5395]

Actually, for older people in the 60s the beatles were considered wacky modern rubbish, and were widely criticised by the older generation, so bond probably did mean earmuffs. Edit. Or, because beatles concerts are still famous for their volume of the screaming fans (they stopped doing venues because no one could hear them play) maybe he was joking about her protecting her hearing.

[@srinivastatachar4951]

Bond did not like the Beatles. ==========================================

[@L._Titus]

The first one is true. But, as Cinemasins alludes to, a former Beatle would do a Bond theme song just nine years after this. So there.

[@rickybrowne937]

Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzz

[@jamesgrogan5118]

absolutely correct

[@adamleatherbarrow5153]

​@@L._Titusahh for Moore, not Connery 😂 that Bond probably had no problem with a Beatle!

[@tomchristie3199]

'Earmuffs' is the correct delivery of the Beatles line. They were still seen as a boy band in 1964, and their songs didn't exactly have much substance yet, as catchy as they were. It could have also been referring to the fact that you'd need earmuffs to shelter your ears from all the screaming at a Beatles concert.

[@stevesb97]

I was thinking the same thing...

[@ZiggyKrueger]

I agree, "earmuffs" is correct. I can't imagine James Bond being a fan of pop music.

[@tomchristie3199]

Ze C. Around 2:50

[@shaneoneill121]

one of a few incorrect sins in this video

[@hifijohn]

people now forget or dont know how rock music back then was not only hated it was feared.some very conservative people even thought it was a communist conspiracy!!!

[@STNeish]

You need to take off one sin for the greatest villain line ever delivered... "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you do DIE!"

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

No, they don't.

[@ftjax]

What the hell is sin ?

[@parinikasharma317]

doesn't really reflect that in his actions, you know.

[@pogo1140]

"Road convinently winds and drops so that this view can happen" It's called a mountain road, and yes they do, in particular that is the Furka Pass. I remember reading a Road & Track magazine that said that the gas station was still there.

[@EJP286CRSKW]

Pogo Yeah. He seems to be suggesting that the road isn't real and was just cut for the movie. What a crock.

[@zeusathena26]

The Alps have a LOT of those roads. However in all the years in I lived in that area I saw lots of fruit stands, but I never saw a Mustang of any year.

[@yawn1887]

"This pillow!!" I freking lost it... Gotta be one of the funniest.

[@jeremy28135]

Yeah that was good 😅

[@grimsnark4849]

I would totally watch a James Bond movie with a villain named Erectus Dickhard.

[@tedkier3264]

grim snark you know what they say..? those who can't live the life..wanna learn about it! i'm so sorry ,brother!

[@jaypee9575]

James Bond vs Ancient Rome

[@FerDeLance06]

If Mike Myers sees this, we can probably expect a new Austin Powers any time.

[@Tumbleflop]

@@jaypee9575 He wanks as high as any in wome!

[@IMArtisanX]

Well, that would certainly imply that Mr. Bond is facing "Stiff Opposition!" Is my Martini ready?

[@briancherry8088]

and of course Goldfinger was staying at the same hotel... M put him up there on purpose. Bond says, "I should have known there was a reason M would put me up in the best hotel in Miami"

[@justinsmolik2834]

thank you!! some else remembered that too

[@apowers7783]

7:22 Fun fact. The actor who played Goldfinger, famous German comedian and actor Gert Fröbe didn’t actually speak English.

[@kickhuggy]

Wait what? Why cast him then lol

[@jb888888888]

I think he could he just had a *very* thick accent. Most of his mouth movements match the words he's saying, that can't be a coincidence. There's one line in the film trailer that is Frobe speaking instead of his dubber. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGXPgapqnK5gp9E

[@kickhuggy]

@LUNARIS interesting, the director must have had a specific vision to go through that instead of just finding a new actor lol

[@jeffnettleton3858]

He was usually dubbed by the same actor. he was hired because he was a good physical actor and appears in such films as Chitty Chitty bang Bang (produced by Bind's Harry Saltzman), Those Magnificent Men and Their Flying Machines, Blast Off, and The Longest Day, among others. He also appeared in 3 Dr Mabuse films, in Germany, including Fritz Lang's return to the series, The 1000 Eyes of Dr Mabuse.

[@TNR_Blade]

3:56 Fun fact Aston never agreed to lend a DB5 until Jaguar said they would do it if Aston didn’t, That right folks, the most iconic James Bond car was nearly a Jaguar E type.

[@TeaParty1776]

Now, it should be a McLaren.

[@Marks_Trains]

It was an Aston Martin in the book. Much as I love Jaguars it would have been a pity not to have the Aston here. Bond complained about not having his own Bentley, but they needed him to have the kit that came with this car, especially the number plates. The "every country" presumably referred to the ones he'd be travelling through on this assignment. I suppose ...

[@Dee_Just_Dee]

I'm surprised that at 12:15 you didn't sin the silliness of that Ford Ranchero's suspension not straining under the weight of an entire car in its bed. I mean, it's not like crushing a car changes its weight!

[@Jackey_Lee]

ikr

[@dogbadger]

And there's a scene if I remember where Oddjob easily lifts it up - suggesting that he can do the same with a car (plus person inside)

[@ch4z_bucks]

Well some weight would be lost because it would probably fall off, plus the windows would have smashed and some of if not all of the glass would have fallen out of the cube. But I agree the truck should slump, and oddjob should struggle.

[@billolsen4360]

Especially the Falcon-based Ranchero!

[@ch4z_bucks]

@@dogbadger unless oddjob is super strong. I mean, bond villains have been shown to have crazy and strength and pain tolerence, just look at Jaws.

[@RealEnerjak]

0:50 Sin number six. Mythbusters actually confirmed that it's possible to have a dry nice looking suit while you swim underwater with a wetsuit. In fact it was part of the James Bond myth episode.

[@ivoryholliday670]

+Trinexx360 Yup, actually that's why its called a dry suit, so that you yourself is dry while being underwater. Their also expensive as hell and probably wouldn't have worked as well in the 60's but ya know he's Bond xD

[@samtownend6744]

I think he meant that it wouldn't fit under the wetsuit

[@founoe]

+Rhodri Mawr Also, if it was under a wet suit it would be... wet.

[@coopercox5984]

+founoe What exactly do you think a wetsuit is?

[@samtownend6744]

Cooper f What do you think it is? A wetsuit covers you but doesn't keep you dry. A dry suit keeps you covered and dry

[@aloiskleinestier1848]

ARound 5:40: This scene is filmed in Switzerland, where mountain roads are always like that, they are called switchbacks (Serpentinen), so it is nothing convenient about it, it really looks like this.

[@AnthonyP73]

I find the 60's style in movies utterly charming.

[@Harry-tj6bl]

I'm furious that you sinned Bond's puns. Never sin Bond puns

[@Skullandrubberbones]

My name is pun, bonds puns

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Couldn't Goldfinger make tons of money legally if he mass-produced and sold that laser? That thing can cut through solid steel and apparently can be powered by car batteries.

[@davisphillips993]

The only money he’s interested in is gold-related

[@bailey9r]

Or he could market killer Derby Hats ;

[@BingCherry11]

@@bailey9r Lol!!!!

[@selfdo]

Likely he just BOUGHT the laser, or more likely, as that level of technology was still highly classified, had STOLEN it. He does have the services of the Chinese physicist Ling, whose developed the 'dirty bomb' he'll used to mess up the gold depository at Fort Knox. If the Chicom government is willing to send likely its best nuclear physicist and trained commandos on this rather dubious mission, then likely they arranged for the laser as well.

[@cockroachcharlie5619]

Most Bond villains could probably make serious bank with their inventions and ideas. Usually, they have some other motive in play for what they do.

[@ajarthis1602]

This movie has like the greatest, most brilliant line a villain ever delivered in movie history. Also this movie has the mosr exotic bondgirl name EVER!

[@finnmccool684]

The main problem with Goldfinger: it ended.

[@bluebellhill]

The reason it's dark in M's room is because there are two doors, not one, between his room and Moneypenny's. And they didn't have green screen in the 60s, that's video technology. They had blue screen and what you see here which is not even that, but is probably back projection.

[@dunebasher1971]

Green screen and blue screen are the same process - you're filming your subjects on a solid colour background in order to facilitate replacing that background later. Before computers came along, movies used a different technique to replace the background than television did, but it's still the same basic principle in both cases. Movies originally used blue screens (starting in the 1930s) because blue contains the least number of colours that match human skin tones. Television originally started out using blue screens as well, but over time it shifted to green for two reasons - firstly, to allow newsreaders and weather presenters (the two professions who spend the most time in front of chromakey backgrounds) the freedom to wear blue suits, and secondly, because with the introduction of digital video compression, more detail tends to be retained in the green channel than the blue.

[@SoundJudgment]

They had Traveling-Mattes for films.

[@peterh1353]

@@dunebasher1971 You are correct. Restricts the colour palate and that guides the choice.

[@josephkearny5874]

Did they have light bulbs back then? LOL!

[@MaxSchnell43]

My other problem with testing the bulletproof vest on a live subject is that M said that it hasn't been perfected yet

[@billolsen4360]

he was a Russian spy the British had captured and he wasn't spilling enough information

[@scottmantooth8785]

hazard pay?

[@magicmulder]

That’s the joke.

[@MovieGuy1998]

i always thought that the jacket he‘s wearing is supposed to be bulletproof and the vest is just for protection.

[@ejay1118]

@@magicmulder "If you have to explain the joke... there IS no joke!" - Joker

[@anonymousperson6119]

Goldfingers death scene really makes you realize how far special effects have come

[@Psmith-ek5hq]

Fancy being sucked off through a hole!

[@fartsmcghee1084]

2:17 - Um, hey, M specifically put Bond in the nicest hotel in Miami Beach because GOLDFINGER WAS THERE. Did you even watch this movie?

[@pts5217]

Farts McGhee Exactly. This stuff happens so much, that EWW is becoming unwatchable for me.

[@markborishnikoff5485]

Its only gotten worse since this video came out.

[@IMN602]

Yea I noticed that. If your gonna be nit picky your shit better well researched

[@azenkwed]

"Do you expect me to talk ?" "No Mister Bond, I expect you to Sin"

[@MacrossSD]

@ 2:13 funnily enough, Ian Fleming came THIS CLOSE to making the name even more explicit. He actually named the character after architect Erno Goldfinger, whom Fleming despised for his boxy and utilitarian archtecture. When Goldfinger got wind that he was going to be immortalized as a Bond villain, he threatened to sue... until Fleming counter-threatened to change the character's name to "Goldprick" instead. True story.

[@carlrennhack8824]

Maybe Mr. Fleming should have called the villain "GOLDMEMBER"?!?

[@RimSherd]

The seemingly dark office bond exits is because it has double doors, like an airlock, to make it sound proofed.

[@benjaminperez7328]

DING!

[@Psmith-ek5hq]

They obviously don't trust Moneypenny.

[@shuboy05]

M's office has a set of double doors. Bond already closed the inner door. Also, the Mythbusters tested the gold paint myth and it doesn't kill you!

[@AkivaElbereth]

As unbelievable as it may see. Nukes (even in the 60's) could not be set off by a grenade.

[@Tyngdlyftning1]

exactly. It needs to be detonated for the reaction to start.

[@brianstraight9308]

No nuke could be set-off by a grenade. Blowing up is actually one of the better things to do. A nuclear explosion is a REACTION, it requires a specific set of events to occur in order it to occur. Destroy the device you destroy the ability for it to create that reaction.

[@thekamotodragon]

Brian Straight i think what cinema sins was going for was that, with an explosion in the right spot, they could set off the primer charge, but now that I think about it, that's probably not what they meant and are just really dumb

[@StubbornProgrammer]

Oh gawd, I went off to search for historical references referring to this exact issue (eg. concerns about dropping a dud on Japan and having them reverse-engineer the technology), and ended up going down the rabbit hole of some guy who thinks (amongst other things) that nuclear weapons are all a big hoax. It was like logical a train wreck... horrible and fascinating. Guy's name is Anders Björkman (heiwaco.tripod.com/bomb.htm) if you're interested in that kind of thing.

[@heartlessman4]

But still if someone told you there was a nuke in a building i'm pretty sure most people wouldn't think "hmm let throw things that explode at it" xD

[@iAmBlizRicks]

The chinese hat throw guy just made me realize Austin Powers is a James Bond parody smh shame on me

[@TheTankTacticianofEngland]

'Chinese hat throw guy'... I think you mean the mute Korean who makes a better killer then golf caddy.

[@tommycarr8111]

That statement just makes me wonder about people in this world.

[@ahlpym]

How did titles like "The spy who shagged me" and "Gold member" not tip you off?

[@iAmBlizRicks]

TheTankTactician slight mistake on his background, & more of speaking on the shoe thrower from the austin powers movie

[@iAmBlizRicks]

Alex Larsen When you never watched a single james bond movie you don't catch references

[@geraldattanasio5428]

Goldfinger, the best of the Bond films. The music and the score simply unforgetable. Thank you.

[@stevenrowson4339]

I still find this a terrific movie - love it.

[@blatherskite3009]

5:12 A classic continuity-girl error that somehow escaped getting sinned: the marble statue that Oddjob demonstrates his hat on is clearly "weathered", with moss / lichen on it, but when the statue's head hits the ground it is perfectly white, clean, and brand-new. +1.

[@jamesgrogan5118]

Not to mention when the head hits the arm it moves

[@srinivastatachar4951]

The hat also cleans whatever it hits... ==============================================

[@eastendthug]

I forgot how amazing Sean Connery was as Bond. A living legend

[@Gadzinisko]

Each Bond had his own unique style and that's what I love about this series.

[@SuperTonyony]

Bond is like Doctor Who, Tarzan, Superman, Dracula, etc. These characters are so popular that they come back decade after decade, and sense science has yet to perfect an immortal actor, they keep getting recast. I wonder which role has been re-cast most often? Dracula? Frankenstein's Monster? It might be Batman, given all the movies, cartoons, video games, etc. that he's appeared in.

[@plumlogan]

How could this be forgotten? It's the WHY of Sean Connery

[@seana3052]

I was named after him. Why? Because he's awesome.

[@Gadzinisko]

Tony Midyett I raise you Zorro: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorro#Films

[@shlibbermacshlibber4106]

What!?, goldfinger wrong? Nothing is wrong with goldfinger Why should he shoot bond when he can just put him in an overly elaborate and easily escapable death situation then not watch and assume it all went to plan You...just don't get it

[@BlighterProductions]

“It ain’t that kinda movie...”

[@firebird6522]

Oh man, this is one of the best yet, and I've seen dozens of Cinema Sins!

[@Tyranastrasza]

To be fair with Goldfinger, it is physically impossible for a villain to just kill the hero. They have to go around and invent over the top and painfully slow processes in order to do so. That is an unbreakable law. Also, the movies would be much shorter.

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

Tyranastrasza that's why every villain in the series is such a loser. The only one who made an effort was 006/Trevelyan, even labeling Blofeld a fail inducing villain

[@marccolten9801]

Tyranastrasza Brilliantly spoofed in. Austin Powers.

[@ultafoot6906]

And apparently every worker is wearing a Vault Suit

[@jonathanbethards3689]

You're the first person I've seen that connected those dots

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

Ulta Foot lol

[@BingCherry11]

Odd Job is also very neat. He did get one drop of paint on the bed sheets!!!

[@Criner05]

@Margo Rasteiro Mythbusters proved you can survive this.

[@jakepullman4914]

@Margo Rasteiro Clogged pores aren't at all lethal. It's a myth. Worst that could happen is overheating but not in an air-conditioned hotel room.

[@laras678]

@Margo Rasteiro Because, contrary to what Bond says in the movie, you don't actually breathe through your skin! Skin doesn't breathe in any way.

[@Psmith-ek5hq]

DIDN'T.

[@aaaht3810]

I like how the maid lets Bond just take her pass key and allow him to enter a room she knows is not his.

[@nolovenohate]

Hmm... why don't you make an everything wrong with the spongebob square pants movie? that would be funny.

[@Gamarama8]

I would actually love that

[@InertBrian]

Mohammad Al-Zawahreh LOL

[@greenbird3179]

The problem is that everything IS wrong with that movie.

[@Jakewake52]

SirAndy well... Some things and the nit-picky cinimasins workers could find funny things

[@tenworms]

I feel like it's more difficult to do movies that are explicitly comedy because they aren't bound by any real world logic. Especially not cartoons.

[@yoggs]

Tuxedo under the wetsuit is actually based on a real thing that a member of MI6 did back in WWII.

[@kevinklei3005]

No not a wet suit A dry suit !!! How do you think a wet suit got its name . The water is trapped in the suit and your body heats it up . A Tuxedo or anything wore under a wet suit would be wet and the wet suit wasn't invented until 1952 seven years after WWII . So M16 is bullsh#tting you just like Goldfinger . Cheers from Down under

[@apaulmcdonough2170]

@@kevinklei3005 MI6. M16 is a US Military Rifle. Tuxedo under the Dry Suit, just as was done in WWII by a member of MI6.

[@billolsen4360]

Extraordinary!

[@pogo1140]

@@kevinklei3005 Pirelli made a dry suit for the Italians back in the 1930's the Brits used at least 2 types of dry suits during WW2.

[@kevinklei3005]

Thanks for the information I learn something every day . I must admit even the old hard hat suits are classed as dry suits . Cheers and thanks from Down Under in Australia .

[@TralfazConstruction]

I saw this movie with my parents back in '64 when I was eight years old. Present day, I don't mind any of the "sins". Bond films have been a constant for most of my life and it looks like the franchise will be chugging along after I'm gone. My parents also took my younger brother and me to the World's Fair in New York in August of '65. James Bond's Aston Martin DB5 was there and it was glorious, for we youngsters, to be standing within eight feet of _the_ James Bond car. There was a lovely blonde spokeswoman in a red dress extolling the car's virtues; i confirmed the details in viewing the all-too-brief home movie footage which my father shot that day.

[@natehill8069]

You need to give 200 more sins for the "tell a room full of dudes who dont need to know the secret plan THEN gas them to death" thing. That bugged me since the first time I saw it.

[@johnrogan9420]

Goldfinger was trying to get the gangsters support and adulation as any good German dictator would.

[@2wingo]

Missed Sin: A vintage champagne like Dom Perignon '53 should never be served colder than 54 degrees Fahrenheit. At 38 degrees, Bond is ruining the flavor of a $400 bottle of champagne and being snobby about it.

[@philipjwh2580]

He's British we use Celsius not Fahrenheit

[@2wingo]

philipjwh2580 Not back then, this movie was made before the UK went metric.

[@SwordHMX]

+philipjwh2580 Except he said Fahrenheit. 38 degrees Celsius is more like hot chocolate.

[@connormead3290]

+SwordHMX 38 degrees Celsius would be hot enough to burn your tongue at first sip I'm pretty sure.

[@analogikahamburg]

+Connor Mead Metric fail. 38°C is 1.5° above normal body temperature.

[@angelayoung8434]

I've always wondered how the gadgets he gets shown at the beginning of every story line ties in nicely with that plot...how did they know exactly what he'll need for a upcoming mission

[@TeaParty1776]

They consulted the script...

[@johnmason1648]

because its a movie idiot

[@johnmason1648]

@@TeaParty1776 :)

[@cliffbird5016]

there was other gadgets that didnt get shown in the film but were in the car. there was also a car phone in the drivers door hidden behind a panel which never got used.

[@srinivastatachar4951]

Q is psychic, as always! ==================================

[@wilicca99tokoroa51]

I always wondered what good are rotating number plates on a car as rare and attention getting as an Aston Martin.

[@ashleysvoboda8331]

The audio outtakes at the end are the absolute best!

[@pinglim3298]

Sin #26 - Goldfinger wasn't listening to House of the Rising Sun with his earpiece; he was listening to A Hard Day's Night, which was even more of a reason for Bond to hate him!

[@PillowTalk420]

"Does Q think Bond will just go pressing the button willy-nilly?" Yeah, actually. Because he would. He messes with the equipment in Q's office all the time. Also: The only reason they bring Solo's body back is because he had a buttload of gold (that Goldfinger gave him) with him. I assume they meant to get the gold back.

[@empath69]

Goldfinger actually has a line to Bond about 'excuse me but now I need to extract Mr. Solo from my gold' or similar. :)

[@nicholastosoni707]

Pillow Talk I thought Mr. Solo had the smaller homing device planted on him?

[@PillowTalk420]

Nicholas Tosoni James slipped him the transmitter into his pocket without Solo knowing; it was likely destroyed with his body and Goldfinger didn't even know about it, unfortunately for James.

[@nicholastosoni707]

..One other thing: Felix Leiter was also following the transmitter. When they finally got to the signal's source, it was already a dead end.

[@sagerider2]

Pillow Talk I never watched this film, because I didn't care for Sean Connery. I notice they didn't follow the book which i loved, and made sense. I thought it was interesting that the guy's name was Solo. Remember the Man From UNCLE. Napoleon Solo? I didn't mind they didn't follow the books when it was Roger Moore, I liked Roger ever since he starred in The Saint.

[@neogeoriffic]

He meant "ear muffs" implying that he doesn't like The Beatles. Duh!

[@gabevee3]

Ear muffs as in loud music...

[@arthurwellsley2715]

If you had ever been to Switzerland during hunting season there are shots ringing out in the woods frequently at weekends and the kids selling fruit at the side of the road (it was still happening in 2019) are not the slightest bit perturbed by it. The sound of gunfire used to also be heard more often in Switzerland up until the 1990's due to every Swiss man having to do weekends of military training on rotas as their have a citizen army.

[@themotleycollector]

And I bet they all had cool, multi-purpose knives!

[@josephrouleau9259]

As a general rule, nukes can't be triggered by explosions or impacts, so grenades aren't really an issue.

[@markant9534]

+joseph rouleau Did the director and writers know that or care?

[@irllcd13]

While true, I'm fairly certain the people making the movie didn't know that, so it's still a sin.

[@entropyzero5588]

True, but in this case you wouldn't want a grenade blowing up the nuke either, because that would basically be a dirty bomb and make the gold unusable, too.

[@InfamousArmstrong]

True, but they can be turned into dirty bombs that way, which would still irradiate the gold.

[@kleetus92]

'Please don't shoot at the thermonuclear weapon!' Bonus points if you know the movie and who said it!

[@HulkSmash512]

Seriously the only reason bond always survives is because his villains are always fucking stupid. From evidence past its obvious bond is a very clumsy spy.

[@alucardyoici]

the guy is drunk most of the time, what do you expect?

[@HulkSmash512]

***** he's always after the pussy lol can't concentrate on the mission at hand.

[@SuperTonyony]

Multiple STDs ain't doing him any favors, either.

[@amoschew3609]

What about Austin Powers xD

[@empath69]

True; the whole Daniel Craig-era 'Bond sneaks into M's home/office/etc undetected' is the first example of him actually being competent...after how many decades? (and I've been a fan for just about all of said decades)

[@brettlloyd4446]

Goldfinger is actually a very solid terrific action movie on its own, it is actually a model for other action movies to follow

[@1970sman]

I don't care. This is the greatest Bond film ever and one of the best films ever made. It had a massive impact on me as a young boy in the 1960's. Even after all these years I still love it. Pure gold. The best theme music, the best film, the best James Bond, the best car....."he loves only gold"...……...

[@jwsmith53]

Everything about it is locked into a specific era. It's frozen in time. The song played on the radio all the time. I was 11 yrs old, winter and I was in the 6th grade.

[@chrisperrien7055]

Only thing it did not have was the prettiest Bond Girl.

[@CaptainSwinghard]

Extra sin: Continuity girl is named "Constance"

[@ArmouredMedia3]

There's a double-door into M's office... that's why it's black.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Skeptic? I didn't know you watched CS.

[@achxd]

counter strike

[@bobthebear1246]

Is that some kind of sexual joke now?

[@SirWulfrick]

Beat me to it.

[@commentfreely5443]

the number plate might hold 3 plates, but to cover 50, all he has to do is pull over, and insert another 3 useful ones.

[@jubalcalif9100]

Fascinating video ! Goldfinger always was my favorite Bond film. I'm still waiting for the sequel, which was supposed to have featured Goldfinger's brother (who suffered from hemorrhoids). The title was "Stinkyfinger".

[@bonoki3870]

by the Force, you are & bloody brilliant. this is the funniest Cine-Sins you ever did...

[@GamerFavor]

Sin number 35: there is a door between M's and Moneypenny's office. Just pointing that out.

[@kenjiwa5895]

+Jeccuverner You beat me to it my friend!

[@simonklaassen2145]

indeed

[@calebnelson8733]

*2 doors

[@arleenmccoy842]

@@simonklaassen2145 7o

[@ejay1118]

I would point out that that fact took me awhile to realize. I used to think it was a continuity issue that Bond seemed to close the door to M's office twice. I don't know when I had the "satori" that it was TWO doors!

[@kramalukes]

The housekeeper in the hotel likely had a master/skeleton key for that floor. I don't know if hotels had them then, but they do today and so do hospitals.

[@MerleOberon]

Kram Alukes Yes they do, I worked in a hotel back when they had keys for the rooms and there was a master key

[@whtbobwntsbobget]

Oh Hell yeah i was waiting for this to come out

[@markmyjak7739]

Oddjob survived the electrocution to later become the spokesman for Vicks Formula 44.

[@bingcherry1122]

Lol!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@devintariel3769]

I thought Q meant valid all countries that he's expected to be working the case in.

[@Psmith-ek5hq]

Surely a British one would be valid in all countries (especially European ones, which he only drove it in) even then. If it wasn't, he must have risked arrest.

[@matthewdrummond1340]

The dead bird look isn't my favorite of Connery's toupees.

[@templerman1]

"The dead bird look isn't my favorite of Connery's toupees." Oh man that's priceless. Top marks Matt!

[@iamborisgrishenkoslover428]

Heesh, calm down, he was balding.. but in all honesty, that was harshly good.

[@benzzodude]

I know these comments are old but I’ve just seen the video and came to the same conclusion.

[@ClayDress]

It's amazing that at any point in the video, there are almost exactly ten sins per minute passed.

[@DontScareTheFish]

2:22 Other wise known as a master key 3:29 You've seen other other bond movies where the doors between the M's office and the other office where there is a wall 2 or 3 ft thick with doors opening "in" to the office (out of the small hall way) at each end? If not, go visit stately homes / castles around Europe

[@BerndThomasSchuller]

"From Russia With Love" is considered one of the best, if not THE best

[@CountArtha]

+Bernd Schuller It's the most realistic, that's for sure. It feels more like a Tom Clancy spy thriller than a James Bond movie.

[@afonsolucas2219]

Well it's the second. It had the realism of the first and exitment of the rest. The first one was more realistic but too slow and the others after were unrealistic fun spy movies...

[@odysseusrex5908]

It is certainly my favorite.

[@indy_go_blue6048]

For me, FRWL, Goldfinger and Dr. No were the Bond trifecta. After that they became too campy, especially the horrid original Casino Royale and the "he's back again" Never Say Never.

[@odysseusrex5908]

indy Yes the movies got campy, but if you read the books, they did too. They were never any kind of gritty, realistic spy fiction. Indeed, the movie version of Goldfinger gives the story a far more realistic plot than the book has. In the book, Goldfinger actually intends to make off with the gold, load it on to a freighter in an East Coast port, make his way to the Soviet Union, and spend the rest of his life enjoying his ill gotten gains there!

[@MrNotThatFamous]

so he kills them with gold paint or does he kill them and then paint them gold? Does he use only 1 finger for this process? 3:20 , i got to many questions....

[@manzilla48]

The paint suffocates the girl

[@Loremastrful]

manzilla48 So she just laid there while someone comes up an paints her and then suffocates how? Mouth and nose aren't blocked.

[@kuhataparunks]

Watch the film, bond will say the cause of death was "skin asphyxiation." They supposedly coat them in gold paint, and since the skin has no ventilation, they expire. The girls in the Intro are supposedly dead... Scary :x

[@spartacus3111]

Rahsaan Footman It blocks the skin pores so your body overheats and you die. Only, that doesn't really happen IRL. This was still back when the Bond movies took scenes from the books, and nobody fact checked those. Pretty cool way to have someone killed tho

[@Loremastrful]

No argument on the look, but it still raises more questions than it answers. Like why murder someone in the US with a pretty blatant calling card when your 15 yr master plan culminates in the US? For one of dozens.

[@pauldavies5611]

This is pretty funny! Well done!

[@mattfarahsmillionmilelexus]

Not to mention that a 1964 Ranchero has a 750 pound load capacity, and the crushed 5,000 pound Lincoln with a dead body and about 1,000 pounds of gold on board didn't even squat the rear suspension or deflect the 13 inch tires.

[@hankhell7586]

I still get baffled by the people who get butthurt about these videos. Don't people realize that these are for fun... You know, like a joke. Now that you know, try not to cry over these funny videos

[@BoxyTheSpaceDog]

it's for fun but sins hold credibility

[@iplayvidya7949]

***** The sins don't meant anything though. Especially since not all of the sins are actual faults in the movies.

[@BoxyTheSpaceDog]

Randy Vukov they are faults if film is looked from realistic standpoint,he's not bashing any film but just points out irregularities.he finds faults in best films,does it change my mind about that film?No!

[@iplayvidya7949]

***** Not all of sins are actual faults though. Some of them are literally just jokes. The sins hold no meaning whatsoever.

[@BoxyTheSpaceDog]

Randy Vukov neither do your comments

[@alderusdmc]

you should sin other bond classics like "Dr. No," "From Russia With Love," and all of them between "Thunderball" and "Goldeneye" among others!

[@piercelindenberg6842]

He did sin Thunderball and Goldeneye.

[@ejay1118]

@@piercelindenberg6842 DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!!! It MUST happen!

[@piercelindenberg6842]

@@ejay1118 Agreed.

[@MissMadCherry]

Casino Royale with David Niven!

[@reedburke7762]

I first watched this movie when I was 15 and like most people, loved it. Since, I have watched it dozens of times. iAfter seeing this, I must watch it again, only with new perspective. Thanks you all for the fun video!

[@jakeday8093]

My grandfather was actually stationed at Fort Knox when this was filmed there. He didn't get to be an extra but he'd see the guys falling over from the knockout gas when he was going for chow or whatever else he was doing.

[@jakepullman4914]

Except that this wasn't actually filmed at Fort Knox...

[@darrenthornton2419]

@@jakepullman4914 If I understand you correctly, it's almost as if you're suggesting that what someone wrote on the internet wasn't true.

[@TeaParty1776]

@@darrenthornton2419 Wash your mouth!

[@gregoryhagen8801]

@@jakepullman4914the outdoor scenes were.the water tower that the planes fly over, is at Ft.Knox. I was there for basic.

[@scottbanas3514]

And Bond loathed the hard-edged "Beat" sound of the Beatles in 1964?!? Bond would then a few years later become cursed while riding in lifts worldwide to the endless melodic renditions of the Hollyridge Strings covering "Penny Lane". Take that Bond!

[@jeffreyriley8742]

Ah,. the good old days, when we suspended our disbelief and actually enjoyed movies.

[@SJChip]

But because it's a such an iconic movie, KZbin is too busy to address Under Siege 2, where from the side of a mountain, Steven Seagal jumped onto the roof of a moving train AND REMAINED STANDING.

[@justinlarsen2281]

Funny thing is the novel actually explains lot of the plot while the movie leaves

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

Oh

[@jakepullman4914]

And also ruins some plot that the movie fixes. In the book he actually wanted to steal the gold. As Bond points out in the movie, that's impossible in the time he has.

[@justinlarsen2281]

Jake Pullman absolutely agree. The climax of the movie is far better as well.

[@kickballjedi]

Yes Goldfinger knows Bond was the man in the room in Miami, he plays along during the golf game to learn more about him, then gets genuinely pissed when he loses. Come on -1 sin for "No, I expect you to die." Yes, Bond's timing is amazing in the model room - 1) because he gets to hear the plan and 2) because he is discovered and removed right before the lethal gas is released.

[@CrystalWong]

I can't wait for CinemaSins to tear apart Big Hero 6

[@michellesimmons4504]

Lol Crystal Wong your description is so funny ^^

[@letssayhypothetically]

me too, ive been waiting for him to do that movie

[@masonplant9379]

I watched that this morning I thought it was good but sad then happy ending

[@jimmy564321]

That wasn't a bad movie though? Not amazing but definently not bad. And even if you wrongly think it is bad they are so many more worse movies they haven't done

[@triniroma4957]

i wanted HTTYD2 but there is no sins in that movie

[@aaw06h]

"Double Dr. No" was the best line. If you're going to continue the Bond theme, I vote Man with the Golden Gun

[@quinnc1944]

Oh god that would be a shitfest

[@pious83]

AmaranthPhantom How about arguably the worst Bond film of all: Moonraker.

[@aaw06h]

Dude. Any Bond movie with Jaws or JW Pepper is good enough in my book, if only because they keep it interesting. Now, Thunderball. That was a snoozefest.

[@aaw06h]

***** I don't disagree; it's a terrible movie. But Jaws kept it interesting. Thunderball had nothing.

[@quinnc1944]

I actually really liked thunderball (then again I live most all bond films). I made a review of it if you want to see another take on why some people (like me) enjoy the film

[@schmidtr75]

The cut to Switzerland in the outtakes, with the overlay of RICOLA....classic.

[@richardb6260]

The bird is a snorkel The guard only heard the grappling hook It's was the woman's room, not Bond's Radio stations have been known to play both music AND news You don't think the gold bar might have been in his golf club bag? I'd keep going but I've decided this video isn't worth finishing.

[@TheStealthX]

87 - this is actually taken from the book, and yes, it's racist as hell Goldfinger only employs Asian people (including Oddjob) since they are 'yellow'. He also eats and drinks yellow things, since yellow is close to gold. Ergo, every employee in Geneva is Cantonese since they are 'yellow' skinned. Told you it was racist.

[@cplpetergriffin1583]

But they are yellow

[@davidwoodward9528]

Colin Monger Clarification: 'Cantonese' is a Chinese dialect, not an ethnicity. Guangdong is the region where one would find most speakers of Cantonese (Chinese dialect). Hong Kong is just a port city of the region, but the main demographic is referred to as (ethnic Han) Chinese. This was true before 1999.

[@Lodogg]

🤔 hmm. Just realized that. I’ve seen this movie a dozen times at least over the last 40 years and just found that out.

[@user-xg8yy7yl1d]

Racist ya but its a villain with an insane obsession with gold and yellow

[@mikegrossberg8624]

There's actually a reason for having Chinese henchmen: they don't speak ENGLISH, so can't answer questions(unless you get the right interpreter, and how many of those would be available in Switzerland?).

[@Bman54X]

I hope someday you guys do all the Bond movies.

[@Mathemoto]

Goldfinger was smuggeling gold which is his car. I mean, seriously dude, did you even watch the movie?

[@lucisferre6361]

You know your Simpsons quotes well, sir. Thanks much for including them.

[@jrpggolf]

He means ear muffs, it is implying that to listen to The Beatles one needs ear muffs to drown out that noise.

[@steveconn]

Matthew Newman He means it's horrible, shrill boyband music that a secret agent would never bother listening to.

[@indy_go_blue6048]

Yet a few decades later we have Paul McCartney's band playing "Live and Let Die."

[@SmackCab]

indy_go_blue60 not a few decades, 10 years later🤦🏻‍♂️

[@InfamousArmstrong]

No, he means that only an idiot goes to a concert without adequate ear protection.

[@don4321]

Yeah, never got that line. By 1964 The Beatles were already being considered as some of the greatest composers ever, and Bond wasn't THAT old, although he WAS over 30 I guess and was not to be trusted... McCartney did the Live and Let Die theme less than 10 yrs later, for that 1973 film. AND its considered one of the best Bond Themes of all time...

[@DryNox]

Even though I'm a long time Bond fan - I'm even reading the books now - I must say that I'm glad you only picked "Goldfinger". The other Bond films would have had a CinemaSins video of over 30 minutes. As much as I enjoy these films they are completely ridiculous. But what the heck, Bond is still THE man.

[@marccolten9801]

The books are not comedies. They are very gritty & dark, even as the movies got sillier.

[@thedeepfriar745]

An impressive thing about this movie; Auric Goldfinger is a genuinely intimidating and frightening villain.

[@scafusa]

The winding road Bond drives on is the Furka pass in Switzerland. Only, the navigator in Bond‘s car indicates travelling from west to east whinle the camera shots are in the opposite direction. For me being Swiss it‘s a nice trip down memory lane

[@seahawk124]

You missed some sins here: 001. Q demonstrates the switches for the left and right front-wing machine guns - why is the 'right' control on the left and vice versa? 002. When Oddjob chops the statue's head off outside the golf club, the arm starts falling down with it, but then bounces back. It's must be string-loaded. 003. When Oddjob drives Goldfinger's car away from the golf club, Goldfinger has mysteriously vanished from the back seat, even though he was sitting there a few minutes before. 004. Why does Goldfinger gas all the hoodlums to death after telling them his plan? Why bother? Why does he arrange to kill Mr Solo separately? Why not kill them all at the same time in the same place? 005. What happens to the engine in Oddjob's car before Solo is compacted in it? It's not there! 006."Three more ticks and Mr Goldfinger would have hit the jackpot", says Bond, but the clock stops conveniently on a count of 007. 007. Bond wear a rather disreputable hat while playing golf with Goldfinger. Someone call the fashion police, cos that hat is a sin! Saying that, Goldfinger wear plus fours and a cardigan, and was wearing what appeared to be yellow pyjamas in Miami earlier on.

[@janvandergeest4545]

No sin for the British spy using Fahrenheit?

[@crazyj10agains]

During that time Fahrenheit was still in common use there.

[@janvandergeest4545]

Crazy Jay Really? Never heard that. Learning every day ;)

[@JohnyG29]

You idiot - where did you think the yanks got their measuring system from???? The British.

[@crazyj10agains]

JohnyG29 It was not a question of "Did they use it?" but "Did they _still_ use it?"

[@E3ECO]

Metrication began in Britain in the late '60s and was largely complete 10 yrs later (or at least as far as they wanted to take it).

[@johnmiller7220]

Danger Zone in the ending.... Awesome!

[@thesal308]

You must be great company at the movies :p