Everything Wrong With Jumper In 17 Minutes Or Less

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[@CinemaSins]

Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!

[@jaydengrayson9459]

Can you do everything wrong with venom

[@jimb.7523]

Are you doing an EWW for "28 Days" and "Weeks Later?"

[@p.k.2688]

Did you guys ever do Kill Bill?

[@BearBikesNotBite]

Hey Jeremy! Can you do XXX: Return of Xander Cage??? Would love it!!!

[@77philesposito]

Rocky! Do everything wrong with Rocky before the new creed comes out!

[@Brastius]

Why would he jump to Egypt? He hates sand.

[@Orion-fq1oq]

It's coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

[@akshaykumar_r]

Brastius you deserve a cookie for that one. And a lightsaber to your face for reminding me of that sh*t xD #SorryNotSorry

[@MestariDuff]

This comment is absolute gold! XD Props!

[@TheBreezeakaEmma]

I just lost my shit omg

[@randytrudeau8948]

Bravo bro That made me laugh

[@mr.bluepants8059]

0:11 +2 sins for that scene because, 1. He hates sand 2. He never has the high ground

[@Paulafan5]

Jumper had real potential. If it had a better script it would have been amazing.

[@charlesreid9337]

it's about an average teenager discovering this power and how he handles it. nothing wrong with the script other than the cult being.. kindof stupidly thought through

[@xGunner1600]

@@charlesreid9337 any movie that has Hayden will get hate on the script for some reason

[@philipmartin3411]

It was still movie that I and many other people I know, enjoyed

[@Astroman10]

It also needed better acting, better direction, and better planning. The reason people like this movie is the concept and the scene where he jumps the entire room!

[@lordkufu]

The movie went total 360 from the book. The source material was almost dark and a bit gritty. They messed out it up big time.

[@raphaelb.8665]

"Let me tell you about my day so far..." "No." I know CinemaSins commits several sins on its own, but let me take one off; this was hilarious.

[@hbeachley]

@@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 “No.”

[@cayennepepper2010]

I'd be worried about accidently teleporting inside somebody.

[@filter3250]

Jesus christ. How was this problem never accounted for? Would that kill you? would that kill them? Would you both die? That's not something that I would want to find out.

[@hoodatheist5549]

@@filter3250 holy shit i never thought of that.

[@nathelsunrider9516]

All is explained in books, they can't teleport inside solid matter, also the guy from the video doesn't understand that they can only jump in places they have visited in the last 2years (maybe more), so the jumpsites are the places they know well enough to jump in.

[@anasmaknassa2967]

@@nathelsunrider9516 wait there are books for this movie?!

[@mrevilducky]

@@anasmaknassa2967 Just about every movie is based on a pre- existing property, mainly a book.

[@chipotlejanitor6155]

Wasted chance to have "I don't like sand, it's course rough irritating, and it gets everywhere." As an outtake

[@notthatinnocent86]

Bump

[@NaajiRahmbah]

*sin ding

[@ChakatStripedfur]

You deserve an extra 100 likes for this comment.

[@hannah1948]

that would have been brilliant.

[@camperben]

truly

[@977awesomedude]

Missed the big sin that David’s powers supposedly appeared out of the blue when he was five and then inexplicably didn’t reoccur until he was 15

[@toppaisme]

He was under stress. He was looking death in the eye.

[@lukasdoofus2592]

The powers appeared. And his mom left to save his life. Maybe the stress/depression from that made it more difficult. Also everyone learns at different speeds. some farm kids are allowed to drive big tractors as young as 12 years old (farming license allows kids to drive on roads while younger than 16) but for me as a kid in a city I had no need for a car till after i turned 18

[@jrod8574]

Most jumpers dont know they have that ability until they are in a " fight or flight " moment. Like when he was a teenager. If it took 2 or 3 jumps before he knew he COULD teleport as fact when he was a teenager then he COULDN'T have figured it out when he was 5. Griffin did at 5 but maybe a repressed memory for David at 5. All the novel books are amazing btw.

[@bobparr1908]

How about, "If you know the Paladins have a machine that can keep open a jump-scar and use it to travel to your last position - and it takes a few minutes for the machine to create that wormhole - why don't you just get in the habit if jumping straight up a few hundred feet first, and then to your target, if you fear someone is tracking you"? Do that once and the Paladins will lose a machine and a team, and never use the useless thing again.

[@StevoDesign]

lol that's what I always tell people when I talk about the movie. Or jump underwater if you don't mind water damage wherever you happen to be.

[@Khe2BVevo]

Are you a professional 😂🧐

[@chrisallie2224]

It's because they are smart

[@MegaRealcrip]

They screenwriters only read the first book in the series.. If they had read Exo, they would have thought of this.

[@PrincessVanessaTheFirst™]

You're a jumper aren't you? Please tell me jumping is real. I need to know so I can die in peace

[@djchriscoyne]

"caught by Samuel L. Jackson for the xXx program that trains Jedi in the ways of The Avengers." is my new favorite CinemaSins line

[@charlesredd9129]

They have roast that are str8 GOLD🤔😂😂

[@chrisallie2224]

I like roast pork

[@AlmonMalk]

I feel like most people would instantly leap to bank theft

[@Nyzer_]

I doubt it, for more than one reason. Setting aside morality, there's the issue of getting enough of a glimpse of the vault in the first place, as well as teleportation being utterly useless when it comes to fooling cameras. All it'd take would be just one missed or hidden camera and you're completely blown. Even if you completely cover up, you still tip the world off to the fact that there's a fucking teleporting supervillain out there. There've GOT to be easier, more covert ways to make money as a teleporter. One example would be visiting some kind of important office and going to the bathroom. Return home, conceal your identity, teleport back during the middle of the night. Get to the CEO's office ON FOOT - if a camera spots you, return to the bathroom and wait to see if the night security is paying attention. If you make it there undiscovered, abuse any number of options for being able to get access to the company's or the CEO's finances: bug the place, keylog the computer, put a hidden camera somewhere, etc. When you do later get access, transfer some money out. Return to the bathroom and port away. You might still get investigated, but everyone will assume you were either a skilled hacker or a skilled burglar, jumping to the more obvious conclusions instead of leaving a bunch of red flags (or worse, risking cameras) as to how someone broke into a secure BANK VAULT. On top of that you could just take small amounts of money, severely decreasing the risk of being noticed. Set up a few places like that and you could easily build up a lot of cash over, what, a year's time? And that's just the outright cash theft option. You could also just use access like that to get ahold of insider information, or steal and sell blueprints for new tech, or... shit, dude, the options are limitless. Never mind the cash you could make if you offered to work for the military.

[@dom3225]

@@Nyzer_ all of that seems way more complicated than going in a bank. What would you need money for anyway? You could steal everything from clothes in Paris to food in Japan or cars in Germany with ease. Plus isn't the money in the bank numbered? Like if you use huge amount it could be traced? It would be simpler to steal diamonds and precious stones from some billionaires houses around the world and sell it in the black market or something. No tracability whatsoever.

[@filter3250]

@@dom3225 This was my thought. Banks usually lace their money bags with dye packs, tracking devices, bait money, etc... that money is most often traceable as well. Teleporting into a bank and stealing money is just dumb. There are obviously ways to do it without being caught, but there are much easier ways to get untraceable, and less secure money.

[@barrylyndon5552]

He has infinite jumps over whatever distance he wants. Really the only thing that slows his mobility is possessions so taking ungodly amounts of solid money isnt a smart move. I would pop over to some crappy country, find a big ass diamond and nick it. No way anyone who isnt a templar would suspect it was a teleporter on the other side of the world. Or get some kind of homemade astronaut suit and pop to the moon and load up on valuable space rocks lol

[@Misantroph0]

99% of People would leap to theft and or watching girls sleep

[@nathandomke2721]

"Someone's got some explaining to do if their frequent jumping point is a kittie pool" LMFAO I died

[@kevinshepherd6903]

@Big O but also also, kittie-pool. if that were a thing. seriously, a pool for kittens. Jumping into one, and frequently, should raise questions. Both solid points

[@chrisallie2224]

@@kevinshepherd6903 you’re a dumbshit

[@nahr1441]

0:10 He finally has the high ground :D

[@Ryan-sc3zf]

But still loses

[@tfmaster96]

we underestimated his power.

[@RedZtehWARRIOR]

This and Chronicle will always be on my list of “Movie super powers I wish I could have”

[@hbeachley]

Me too, when this conversational tidbit comes up, I always say I want teleportation. As a parent with an iffy sense of time, this would be tremendously helpful.

[@whitealliance9540]

@@hbeachley here. Learn the real super powers from the master. He is on earth now. Hollywood is only the inspiration... These powers always belonged to humans. Now go ask the dark master to teach you. Also look around his page when you get there. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqqnp6aYiJuBfqM

[@thegasman_3651]

@@whitealliance9540 what tf is that link

[@chrisallie4343]

invisible would be better just as long as you can turn back visible anytime

[@motodog242]

This is my favorite movie from a time where "children with supernatural powers are being hunted by the Government" books were being made... no one's original, Maximum Ride was cool.

[@raffikkiz]

motodog242 never thought I’d see someone else mention that book. Read all of them. So fun for the imagination.

[@bloodyrose2076]

A great series. One of my all time favorites

[@claire1961]

I never thought I would find a KZbin comment talming about Maximum Ride :0

[@whitealliance9540]

@@bloodyrose2076 here is the most unique channel On this planet kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGjVm3h7oJykb68

[@lukasdoofus2592]

Dude i loved maximum ride when i was young. Until the final books got pushed too far ahead. The author said that they were being forced to finish it faster. Thats why the last 2 books sucked so bad. I cant believe that she choose another dude over fang man.

[@brandondaniels2027]

This movie is one of my guilty pleasures and I don't know why. Also at one point griffin said that paladins have been hunting jumpers since medieval times, but how? Like, wtf. What the hell did dudes with swords and arrows even do against people who can fucking teleport? "He's one of them! Ready your bows and take aim men! Steady, ai-, curses he vanished. Now what?"

[@lukasdoofus2592]

They didn't have many pictures back then. I bet that made it harder for them to jump. So a group of men on horseback would be able to keep up with the jumper as they teleport somewhere thats visable (few hundred yards ahead of them) and then the riders would see it. OR maybe you simply grab onto the jumper and end up going with him. But i see your point. If we both had swords i could teleport behind you and stab you before you even realize i moved. Which actually that makes sense. There probably was MORE jumpers back then and the reason we only see 2 in this film is because most can't survive with the new tech

[@SoaringxDragon]

Going by movie logic of having to have been or see where you’re jumping to it’s possible the paladins were smarter in covering any possible places a jumper might have jumped to considering in medieval times world travel was not common due to the technology available being wooden sailboat and stuff so they would only have to look in their own country.

[@T_995]

I really never understood how Paladins were even a threat. The jumpers hold literally every advantage aside from tech.. you could just teleport behind them shoot them all dead and just idk teleport the bodies into a volcano so they're never found... even Roland could be disposed of easily.

[@karankenZ]

@@T_995 what’s hilarious is that you can clearly see even Roland is outmatched by the experienced jumper kid

[@sterlingicarus4384]

Hahahah i felt this one, just watchef the movie again

[@bobbyp8902]

I forgot exactly how the movie put it, but to jump somewhere they need to have been there and think about the place. This is also why they have pictures of the areas, so they can remember the place better.

[@Frankcohle]

They don’t need to have been there.

[@Fantastic_Stranger]

So David just had a random picture of that Kiddie pool? Lol

[@dimondraresaj1450]

The creator of this video asked how David knew the guy was in jail… he didn’t have to KNOW he was in jail, in the movie he explains all he needs to do is been to a place or been around the person… hence when he THINKS about the Asshole bully he jumps automatically wherever the Bully is at that moment! So strike on at least 1 of these movie sins.

[@TheShepdawg9]

​@@Frankcohle...yes they do

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmi2286]

Mace windu comes back from the dead to get revenge on anakin skywalker for turning to the dark side

[@Timm0307]

Underrated comment 😂

[@Seabee156]

I used the same comment in the original upload...and got more likes.

[@Timm0307]

@@Seabee156 Well, sorry then

[@bobzombie2710]

@@Seabee156 yeah? Where is it now? Stop being so salty.

[@rev0568]

@@Seabee156 wow, you're oh so special

[@xMRxZEROx]

*"This is apparently another Jumper who just got caught by Samuel L. Jackson for the xXx Program that trains Jedi in the ways of the Avengers..."* LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samuelvine]

that dorky kid sure got hot real quick after transforming into Hayden Christensen lol

[@re2fan123]

Once you gone to the side of the Sith it changes your looks lolol

[@chrisallie2224]

I look like mr bean

[@LooneyChannel]

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Looney Channel One of those acting abilities, it is not.

[@LooneyChannel]

JuICyBLiiiiiiinGeR lmao he wasn’t even that bad in episode 2 or 3

[@Fyrecide]

God, a movie with this concept could have been unbelievably amazing. And there are some decently cool ideas in this one. But it does so many things so horrifically bad that it's almost impossible to enjoy. It's actually one of the few movies I really want to see a complete reboot for. It deserves one more than most. The bank theft actually *is* something I would have done in his situation. Are you kidding? With that ability, and the amount of theft banks do on a daily basis? You better believe I'm getting my own back for that bullshit! I would have just been WAY smarter about it for sure.

[@babytoshiro7014]

Exactly. Rob a bank, buy a place, and chill. He was bringing too much attention to himself

[@Fadeddbblack]

I’d just smuggle drugs, cartels would make you a millionaire overnight and you won’t be a high profile suspect if you robbed a bank

[@chriswade9616]

​@@FadeddbblackYou would make an amazing jumper. Brilliant idea.

[@BlueBD]

Well if i had teleporting powers I would also abuse the hell out of it. Just teleportation form my bed to my fridge to my computer chair.

[@Andytlp]

Think bigger lol.

[@BlueBD]

Well i would at most just need 1 good heist then im set for life at that point. Buy an Old warehouse, convert it into a home and indoor garden and i would be good for life.

[@MamaMOB]

I have to agree. Although it is lazy which is why it was sinned. I'd wear that sin proudly.

[@Nyzer_]

The point is it's lazy and unhealthy, because atrophy from disuse IS a thing. Short-sighted, y'know?

[@emeraldtakora6929]

What if u accidentally think about the deepest part of the ocean or the middle of the sun

[@DirtPoorWargamer]

Okay, the "jump sites" thing is pretty straight forward: they can jump anywhere they want, provided they can visualize it. "Jump sites" are locations the jumper knows well enough to visualize without problems.

[@TheRazorTongue]

That was basically my take.

[@raret4]

Yeah, i'm honestly surprised he couldn't understand this...

[@darksoulkindle]

RareTV I'm not surprised considering CinemaSins has a fundamental misunderstanding of how films work

[@FastForwardPlans]

TarantiNolan Fundamental misunderstanding? No. However, given whoever is sinning things behind the scenes is likely sin hunting rather then fully focusing on the movie, a few misunderstandings will happen because they won't be focused enough to pickup on context clues.

[@darksoulkindle]

Zolen Delocus Yes they don't focus on the movie so they misunderstand. Actually atrocious excuse for a channel.

[@gamerprimeultimaxsupreme2776]

Windu is just trying to get revenge for getting betrayed in revenge of the sith.

[@lukasvirgo8886]

Still wonder what happened to griffin. Kind of sad how they cut him off.

[@Omrluvs]

7

[@willwiegelman3953]

Is it a sign that I watch too much CinemaSins when I heard my dream being sinned last night?

[@stickersonalaptop7439]

I've had that happen too!

[@randalgraves6979]

Did you get a Roll Credits?!!

[@stickersonalaptop7439]

@@randalgraves6979 for me, I don't remember what was being said, but the sin counter was up and i heard the dings, and subtitles were at the bottom, but i don't think i read them (it was kind of a vague dream)

[@suimeingwong2043]

It's all good. It's just Jeremy testing a new format for when KZbin becomes nonviable.

[@akillermelon]

It happens to many of us its normal I go through life doing it to TV shows, movies, book, people telling me stories and my self

[@aj.gutierrez]

I still like this movie. Too bad it didn't perform better with audiences. I would have loved to see a sequel.

[@ryanvason6818]

A.J. Gutierrez same

[@kaileealtman9630]

Me too

[@MemoDY10]

Yeah me too but with a better story and more logical but still a good Film.

[@megazwatcher]

have i got news for you, there is a series of books! "Jumper" was actually the first in a series of 4 books also, the books make a HUGE amount more sense no religious zealots hunting him, it is a rogue government agent who wants to use jumper's powers for his own personal gain book two is the girlfriend also develops the power and has to rescue the guy who was captured and a device implanted in his neck to control him with seizers. books 3 and 4 follows the adventures of their daughter

[@megazwatcher]

hint, their daughter is out of this world

[@Pundae]

12:27 That thing he is putting on the generator is a desert camo radar scattering net, literally designed to prevent planes, drones, and satellites from spotting it, as someone who has had to set many of those up in the military

[@jrod8574]

FINALLY! someone pointed it out! Griffin took measures. 👍😎👍

[@STRANDENGER42]

Why is this movie so hated?! I’m not saying it’s great but it’s not a terrible concept. Can’t shit on movies like this and complain about rehatched plots and sequels

[@alxfeathers2287]

All the cool stuff is from the books and the shitty acting and confusion is from the movie. Not that the books are perfect, just a lot better

[@zuesadam7143]

no one hates the movie, the books was so good everyone who read them had high expectations, Concept and everything was great, it was just executed very poorly

[@rj7790]

Albert LaFleur just cause the idea was good doesn’t mean it was executed well at all

[@a.j.pollock3018]

Fun fact, part of this movie was filmed in my home town, that first jump into the library is our downtown library, before the renovations of course.

[@Kablash]

Is the house still there?

[@a.j.pollock3018]

@@Kablash Possibly, I'm not sure what the address is though.

[@MamaMOB]

Nice library

[@AlmightyBeing]

Renovations because someone jumped a whole lake inside it?

[@romantic_hippie]

No one cares

[@kaabiiboy6513]

The video got re-re-uploaded because the beginning jumped to 37 sins and the 4 minute mark I think it's funny because out of all the EWW videos, it happened with "Jumper"

[@chrisconnors7418]

The library was the one in Peterborough, Ontario. I went to visit it and they had it closed for the movie production. In the book, the jumpers can only jump to locations which they've either visited before or can see from where they currently are. They take pictures to remind themselves of the places they could jump to. That's why he said they have his jump sites. Movie really screwed up the books (and made the character unlikable). Also, Jackson was put into Horseshoe Canyon, not Grand Canyon. The site he was placed is just across from a popular tourist spot so he could wave his arms and someone would eventually see him (not that there's a real cave there...I checked with binoculars when I visited it :). Personally, I'd have dropped him with the sharks. Religious fanatics won't change their mind if you suddenly do something moral--they'll still kill you especially if they think you're of the devil.

[@ZimLanfire]

I loved the premise of this movie. The execution of it not so much. Being able to 'jump' to places you've been or seen would be an amazing gift. They should reboot this as an action horror.

[@lionspride4821]

"Discount mace windu teaches anakin a lesson" Im just now remembering that these 2 were star wars actors lol (my bad)

[@adaminfinity7281]

reupload of a reupload *mind blown*

[@cavemann_]

A paradox *intense Vsauce2 stare*

[@NaajiRahmbah]

*sin ding

[@NormadYT]

I knew I seent it more than twice

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

You have the name of a superhero.

[@AceMaverick]

I was thinking "haven't i seen this before? Ill check comments n see." Thanks for confirming I'm not crazy yet lol

[@samkochel6990]

Two things always bugged me the most. One is why on earth do the Paladins not use rifles. Shoot him from a distance (maybe unseen); he'll die. Dumb weird close in weapons. The other is why don't the jumpers jump really far away during the fights (addressed here).

[@jrod8574]

At 13:50 you mentioned that they never used that machine to chase jumpers until later on in the movie but they DID use one. To go to that 1 jumper in Brazil or Asia. The scene where Samuel L Jackson's character ended that jumper with the knife. You can see them putting it back in its box and closing it up..and also one of them that closed the box was David's mother.

[@samueltheprideofafrikarobi9319]

I actually like Jumper. Quite a bit actually. It was an ok movie with, like you said yourself, some very cool ideas. I think that a sequel would have been a good idea and would have flushed out some of the film's wrinkles. In fact, in the behind the scenes on the DVD, the writers/director talk about their ideas for the sequel and even show some of their story boards for jump-based fighting. It's a shame that this property died as quickly as it did. Movies with far less imaginative ideas get green lit ALL THE TIME> (I'm looking at you 50 Shades.) Honestly, if there were any sci-fi/fantasy franchise that deserved a serious reboot, it's Jumper. This could be a great property in the right hands. The DNA is there......

[@dustinreid164]

Jump based fighting is either a story plothole or they are dumb

[@alexreilly6121]

Tbh I never wanted more to this cos the bad guys piss me off. They're jealous they can't teleport and go around killin jumpers using the lie that god wills it. First time(possibly last too heh) I saw this, I was yelling at the everywhere at once line as your rationisation. They can teleport but they're not IN all places. Won't say the cursing I used, here.

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart4666]

I heard Tom Hulce was also in this movie.

[@alxfeathers2287]

Books are fine

[@perryekwueme996]

Nah I would prefer a reboot

[@jarrodhen8063]

I love this channel because my friends and I have had competitions since we were little kids at pointing things out in movies and shows that are ridiculously impossible, don't make sense and\or are contradictory in their own shows. Since we are now 40 we have been doing it a longtime and it's great that someone made a channel just like our game that more people probably actually play watching movies without even realizing it. You should make it a competition though. You could take 2 similar movies side by side and see who gets the most sins and make them the champ. Then have challengers that try to out "SIN" the champ. You would probably have to have divisions according to movie length and genre but it would make the channel more fun.

[@GoddessGirl2121]

As someone who went to the high school used in this movie I can tell you that the scene where David fell in the lake couldn't have happened within the sightlines of the school, because while there is a lake in the park across the street you can't see it from the school. So as tense as the inciting incident is it's not technically possible exactly the way it was depicted.

[@_XR40_]

Just for the sake of it; Didn't see the movie, but read the book years ago. The "jump sites" are pictures. They can teleport anywhere, but they have to have a clear mental image of the place and therefore use pictures to visualize the destination...

[@youdosuck]

That is correct.

[@charlesodote4099]

Videos*

[@pauldeasy4531]

I will say as much as this movie has its problems I still love it. Kind of like guilty comfort food tbh.

[@tuzcan-]

Yup itll always be a classic

[@hughjuass1858]

Couldn't have put it better myself. If they changed a couple aspects, this'd be amazing as shit

[@charlesreid9337]

why guilty? it's a good movie

[@FerraTiKarinaNeil]

@@charlesreid9337 No! It's a "so bad its good" movie! ;)

[@tommyvallontv4190]

Like imagine the fight scenes would never existed if the jumpers just went and got a gun 😂

[@jonstephenson9660]

You missed a sin at the end there: “movie thought it would get a sequel”

[@shellshock10]

The book best explains it. Jumpers can only teleport to places they can visualize. So he has taken pictures of the places he has been to (mostly empty and discreet places) So most jumpers would keep pictures of places so they can go to those specific places without error.

[@matthewbernard4152]

It’s actually completely possible because it doesn’t take hours to get to the Detroit airport from Ann Arbor. It can take as little as 25 minutes

[@chrisallie2224]

Or 25 seconds

[@dynomar11]

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.

[@gr3ndl3r]

When I saw this movie in the theater, when he had the line, "So I'm a jumper and you're a paladin, What now?" it was very quiet. Someone let out a huge fart and suddenly, we couldn't hear the rest of the movie.

[@DrakeDracoDragon89]

Samuel L. Jackson's character says only God should have the power to be all places at once. 1 maybe God is the one who gave them that power 2 thou shalt not murder is one of God's ten commandments 3 they didn't have much choice about having powers 4 they have a machine that does that same thing, fight fire with fire and all that but if it's a religious thing you can't exactly do that 5 I feel like recruiting Jumpers would have been a good idea like in Push.

[@ricardoalves9605]

They are religious fanactics, what do you expect?

[@lunabearsong2043]

@@ricardoalves9605 still a cop out excuse.

[@ricardoalves9605]

Sorry i dont get what you mean, im assuming you're not that good at english, but could you try to explain better what you mean with "still a cop out excuse."

[@lunabearsong2043]

Ha! Sorry about the non clarification. The reason for the paladins taking out the jumpers because of religious fanaticism. Yes, it is valid and still quite relatable, but to me, it's still a cop out. Maybe that was a part of its charm. And your assumption was waaaaayy off base.

[@ricardoalves9605]

Well im not english native, so i didnt know what "Cop out" meant, thought it was your mistake not mine, sorry my bad

[@_IHateHandles_]

Re-uploadception **ding**

[@filter3250]

You have to read this in his voice

[@emperorsascharoni9577]

0:20 not a sin ever heard of timezones

[@cthomason67]

Sascha Blumenstiel agreed

[@AlexFrost0815]

You sir deserve more likes!!!!!!!!

[@benjaminclay8332]

It's kind of funny if you think about 7:12, where he goes in-depth to talk about time zones and flight times to sin a single line

[@muhammadfarhan581]

That cinemasins for you. They sinned every single thing even something that is not wrong. The thing is, the old cinemasins was very good, exposing plot holes and stupid storyline. Now it just white boys with annoying voice who think he's funny narrating a video of nitpicking, maybe the guys behind cinemasins changed

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@muhammadfarhan581 He some of his videos are shit

[@StevoDesign]

I wish this channel spent more time pointing out actual sins (like the impossible Around the World in One Day bit, or clichés) and less time missing basic crap like how jump sites work. Every video, there's at least one or two details that you complain about as being badly communicated or a plot hole, but is actually totally fine.

[@dinsism]

My all time favourite guilty pleasure film

[@horseman9663]

Thank god I found someone else who feels the same

[@psycomutt]

I liked this movie, and chronicle (or whatever). I different take from Marvel is always appreciated. Can't wait for Glass.

[@Exel3nce]

i am with you here

[@jhope4978]

For those complaining that this is reuploaded it clearly says it is a reuploaded video in the description and in a previous they said that some vidros will be reuploaded because they were removed so add 10 sins to yourself for complaining.

[@themimsy]

"Let me tell you about my day" "no!" Me everyday in response to any human interaction.

[@themimsy]

Fortunately my social awkwardness and avoidance due to being introverted has come in handy during this quarantine.

[@chrisallie2224]

Deviant so what

[@themimsy]

Chris Allie ?

[@chrisallie2224]

Deviant I said so what

[@themimsy]

Chris Allie but why?

[@doriancraig909]

Actually regardless of what you say I still enjoy this movie to this day, Hayden Christensen has grown on a lot of people plus dude made my childhood dope 🤷🏽‍♂️🔥💯honestly felt like this movie deserved a sequel if anything

[@EliteProductions3129]

I hate the "Only God should have the power to be in all places at all times." That doesn't describe their ability in the slightest. Did the writers not know this or did Samuel L Jackson's cult not research the people they're hunting?

[@ricardoalves9605]

Well it portrays religious fanactis if you think about it, it doesnt matter if it makes sense, "Only God should do this bla bla bla, who do you think you are to have that power" "Im someone that was created by your perfect god and therefore me having this power is his will" *Paladins start using critical thinking and dismantle their organization*

[@silverwolf2643]

It would have been better " be anywhere at any time" not the same time.

[@dustinreid164]

@No you may have started that way.... didnt last or end that way after half an hour.

[@dustinreid164]

@No you yeah because the only way you judge things is based off of how it started.... Im laughing my fucking ass off at how stupid that is.

[@Excanda]

@@ricardoalves9605 Here is something else to also think on. The movie says Paladins are created by genetic enhancements or stuff and the main character's mom is a Paladin. The other Jumper also has a missing parent, ergo the Jumpers are the children of the Paladins. So Roland's saying about only god may have the Jumper power is ironic as the Paladins gave the Jumpers their powers.

[@kinetic7261]

12:45 they said that they can teleport anywhere they've seen I think, also explains how he got into the vault with one glimpse, but not the jail cell

[@pixelgemini230]

The movie is actually really clear that they can only jump to places they can see or can remember and clearly visualize. That's why he has a lot of pictures of places. Those are his "jump sites". It's not a mystery at all.

[@aapokekalainen6206]

6:25 He has specific jump spots where he can jump since he has SEEN them. He has to have seen the place before he can teleport. And you're saying that he can teleport anywhere. Those pictures are on his wall for a reason. Do your research..

[@JordyRicho1995]

Most under rated comment on here

[@dustinreid164]

Google maps bitch plothole.

[@amadoutoure644]

Dustin Reid seriously...That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@BigIronGaming]

This was in 2008, GPS wasn't really popular until maybe 2010-2011. Not exactly a thing Google Maps could've solved y'know lol

[@fortho-the-clortho2448]

I must say that the books were immensly better and 10 times more interesting

[@trillination]

Mace windu hunting down Anakin Skywalker

[@BrekkaJones24]

You know, Sam Jackson should have hired these jumpers to be the first explorers of the universe because their collective strength could teleport the ISS to another end of the galaxy within a second haha. They could revolutionize space travel!

[@troyporter6323]

no they couldnt they would have had to have been there once befor they could jump there again

[@jboy27]

@@troyporter6323 they only had to see it. They could use a telescope

[@commandercat10]

@@jboy27 oh yeah

[@iansmart4158]

I unashamedly love this movie and wish it had at least 2 more sequels. It's not genius filmmaking, but its one of the best and most awesomely realized "superhero" concepts put to film. This and PUSH should have been bigger deals.

[@clark_crimsontf2481]

Jumpers can only jump to places they know/are familiar with. If shocked they can only jump a maximum of 1 mile

[@harryprince5472]

That’s a strange way of spelling infinity war

[@nobody5674]

Piss off

[@drek273]

Lmfakooo I know right

[@NaajiRahmbah]

*sin ding

[@corriblehunt4554]

Hey Jack, there's a few comments you missed, you pointless, tired, hack

[@corriblehunt4554]

Make me

[@saltaeyy]

I know this movie is flawed, but I still love it. I wish someone would create a whole EXPLAINED Jumper universe. Maybe as a TV show or something

[@detinator56]

The 4th sin is wrong! He could go to the NBA finals before lunch if he began his day in a very different time zone.

[@glitterbitesback]

I have to say, as an eager travel agent student, your travel math skills are most impressive and are making me question my career choice.

[@biggaywizard]

I really loved the idea of this film but the character lacked so much imagination it was unreal.

[@gawainethefirst]

Erik Torell, the character of David is much better developed in the novels.

[@Heroesfullyalive]

I liked the book so much more. They ruined it in the movie.

[@chrisallie2224]

@@Heroesfullyalive i never knew it was a book... To me a book is b for fucking boring

[@zuesadam7143]

@@chrisallie2224 Maybe you should give it a chance, i remember my experience with Ready PLayer One, i thought the movie was great until i read the book. The Difference was Unreal, now that i know the book exist i'm def going to read it

[@chrisallie2224]

Zues Adam what’s the difference

[@austinsmith675]

So nice I watch it thrice

[@CTTheGamer]

In disbelief that you stole my PFP.

[@kevinwang6926]

So gay, did I fuck it? Nay.

[@austinsmith675]

Sonnet oh shit I’m caught

[@zhixci958]

So you're a masochist?

[@austinsmith675]

Zhi xci what are these words you say

[@TDQGaming]

it feels like jump sites are just places he goes over and over. like favorite restaurants.

[@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT]

The part where Samuel L. Jackson fights Hayden Christensen was Mace Windu getting his Revenge for what Anakin Skywalker did to him during Revenge of the Sith.

[@jonathanblackwell42]

This is not showing up in my subscription feed. I just happened across it

[@fufucuddlypuff2142]

had the same problem

[@scaper8]

It's been happening a lot lately. It started with KZbin not "bother" to send out notifications/list videos on feeds for small channels. Even if you're subscribed. Even if you hit KZbin's insipid bell icon. Now it seems that it's hitting bigger chanels too. Soon, the only notifications we'll get are the channels with millions of subscribers and nothing but unskippable ads at the start, during the middle, and at the end of the video.

[@HeadRush-yj4fy]

"Lemme tell you 'bout my day so far" *"No"*

[@Webber-sr3xk]

“So you got an Everything Wrong with Jumper for me?” “Yes sir I do!”

[@FrenkMelk]

WHOOPSIE!

[@rajgill7576]

Jump sites insinuate that they can only jump to a place they visually see, hence his jump-site collection being primarily postcards. Ideally you would want to take your own pictures at a not popular location after being to every place once and create your own “favorite” jump sites

[@jihadgamine1820]

Mom:let me tell u about my day so far Dad:no

[@enterniknamehere]

The jumpers can jump anywhere they see

[@Dark_Mishra]

Such a great idea in theory, yet horribly executed. I’d love to have the ability of a jumper, but I definitely wouldn’t act so stupidly about it. There’s no way he managed to survive that long from hiding from the paladins as long as he did with how sloppy and lazy he was - even Griffin acts pretty stupid most of the time.

[@jrod8574]

He lasted that long cause he had an insider to keep the paladins off his trail long enough.....His Mother..

[@treytucker7404]

my favorite line in this film was when Roland told David "take a seat young Rice"

[@jovannieebanks6979]

2:44 he took the bus he have to see where he is teleported to and he don't masters his powers yet

[@Macc504]

The fact they're always ripping on my favorite movies but the shit is Sooo funny as hell 😭😂😂😂

[@Lawless66007]

A Scorpion “GET OVER HERE” would’ve been perfect for an audio outtake when she got pulled back into the scar.

[@colbystringer9059]

Breakdown of time zones during the umbrella in hotel lobby scene is fucking incredible

[@TobbeDraws]

0:30 you know there is this thing called timeszones, one mans afternoon/evening is another mans lunch ;) he is a jumper (duh)

[@raven4k998]

once I was a normal person a chump like you

[@TobbeDraws]

@@raven4k998 speak for urself :P never was a chump...was always 100% awesome

[@raven4k998]

@@TobbeDrawssure chump sure try to deny the truth all you want but I know the truth your a chump

[@TobbeDraws]

@@raven4k998 typo there...its called champ

[@dustinreid164]

@@TobbeDraws damn you just wrecked that insult

[@TheAndit22]

I’m still waiting for the sequel.

[@roguishpaladin]

Well, Impulse happened, and it's from the same director. That's as close as you'll probably ever get to a sequel.

[@CertainOverlord]

@@roguishpaladin yeah but it looks so boring.

[@gentelmanjunkie542]

One of the best superhero movies ever made. It's right there with Blade I & Iron Man I.

[@FatherManus]

0:25 CinemaSins apparently forgot that time zones exist. Morning time on one side of the world is night time on the other side of the world. DING! 11:36 DUDE they literally just explained that he is a Paladin 3 seconds before you said that. "There's more of them? Hundreds more. I'm tracking 10 right now." He was one of the Paladins that attacked them in Rome. Griffin hunts Paladins. You aren't paying attention to the movie.

[@johnquiett1085]

Iam pretty sure they mention that Jumpers can only Jump to places they have actually been. They never say "Place I've seen." That is where "jump sites" comes from. I think that is why he took the bus in the beginning. It doesn't explain how he can get to the top of the Sphinx or into thr bank vault, unless they meant "Places I've been near." or the rule is also line of sight. Either way...the movie does not logically explain "the rules" of Jumping significantly.

[@bartistclord1916]

They do fail to explain good enough, From what I piece together, I think they have to have a good mental image of the exact spot, so they can stare at a picture and go to whatever spot in the picture that they focus on, or stare out a window to jump to the spot he is seeing. So getting on top on the sphinx could be achieved after jumping onto the pyramid looking down on the sphinx. the movie didn't really spend any time showing us power exploration in favor of showing us how he feels about it. repeatedly. not a training montage, but a "I am really happy to be able to steal anything and trespass anywhere" montage.

[@MamaMOB]

@@bartistclord1916 so all he really needed to go literally anywhere is Google Earth.

[@Ryuujin721]

In the books you needed line of sight or to personally experience the area before you can Jump, which is why just looking at a postcard or Google Earth wouldn't work. Visualizing the area involved remembering smells and sounds as well as sight.

[@ianfischer8813]

Jumper: exists CinemaSins: I am gonna ruin this mans whole career

[@jeitoyhead]

When he says before lunch, he means that he did that and then jumped to another time zone where was early enough for lunchtime

[@beccaberri]

Usually your videos make me chortle but this one actually made me laugh out loud several times

[@chrisallie2224]

Your head needs a paper bag 💼 🤢

[@tomatoad8213]

Anyone else used to always play the jumper Griffin's story game cause I still have it

[@cameronwiley9412]

"Let me tell you about my day so far." "No." End of Video

[@gambitchips3329]

CinemaSins be like, "person with feet walking" cliché

[@jamaltaylor5]

Randomly watched this movie on prime, cinemasins never disappoints 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lukasdoofus2592]

the "jump sites" sins are just dumb. It was perfectly explained that they have to be able to picture the place in their mind. Having pictures greatly increases the amount of places they have memorized. I could probably jump to a couple of my old family homes and maybe my old schools and job locations (places i spent lots of time at) but i couldnt just picture the sphinx in my mind if i didnt have a picture because ive never seen it. Im sure thats why they say "jump sites" as in places they have memorized.

[@miklosaron]

i liked every single moment of Jumper! :)

[@arthurneddysmith]

1:35 "... a busy library." Cinema sins lives in *our* universe too, right? I mean ... the one with the internet and all.

[@companylovesmisery1463]

I love the "Chosen One" thing at the outros, but aww... there couldn't be some outro with Obi-Wan having the high ground in a movie with Anakin called Jumper?!?!