Everything Wrong With Monsters vs. Aliens

[@vuraxis953]

It's funny how she crushes the petrol station by sitting on it, yet super intense running across the rooftops of housing does no damage.

[@kindanothere1321]

Vuraxis DING!

[@LordiGodess]

IKR i said the exact same time although without the petrol station part because i questioned the roofs being undamaged when i first saw her run on them

[@silvadic2207]

“Rooftop Run” Sonic Unleashed has a few words with you.

[@2diefor]

Hips don't lie Jkjk

[@omgvocaloidreference]

107 sins*

[@minaharker5699]

This movie may be forgettable, but it gave me one of my favorite lines ever. "Once again, a UFO has landed in America - the only country UFOs ever seem to land in!"

[@VoltaicBacklash]

Just like how everything only ever happens in Japan in anime and manga Edit: how many of you guys are going to fail to realize this is a joke? (This is a 2-year edit)

[@batanthai6841]

@@VoltaicBacklash b-but jojo

[@sopcannon]

@@VoltaicBacklash hellsing? Eden of the East?

[@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154]

@@VoltaicBacklash Black butler. Banana Fish

[@Meep-ei2qu]

@@VoltaicBacklash Soul Eater?

[@Secarious]

0:40 The amount of texture details in that burger probably outweigh all the main characters in the rest of the movie.

[@SmogValley]

Ikr?! The money probably went to the hamburger.

[@floridaturtleark4914]

Smog Valley Or Yea the burger

[@thenormalperson4186]

They spent 10% of their production on making a burger. That is my theory.

[@Kettterer]

How come is that not a sin? And are you sure that's not a real burger in a CGI film?

[@yanivproselkov4555]

It looks so real man

[@TymP321]

Sin: When you showed the church doors they opened inward. When thumbs lady gets overrun they open outward.

[@InnerOutrider]

The church doors could open inwards and outwards.

[@thereal84]

Actually, there was two sets of doors. The ones that opened inward were different from the outward one.

[@calebalmeida3474]

The other two comments make sense but they could’ve just been broken down as well

[@awookieandagerman]

The real sin is no room with an occupancy greater than 9 is allowed to have inward opening doors. That's called a fire (or rapidly growing into a dangerous giant bride) hazard.

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

THIS is the kind of thing that should be "dinged", NOT the many pieces which parody other, more "serious" monster movies. I get the feeling that at least every 3rd "sin" is just lampshading movies which played the thing at face value - for example the ridiculous security scans (heck, even _Get Smart_ didn't play those straight) and the gas station roof that yields under weight, reversibly no less. At that point, I'm too tired to watch this _Sins_ episode again; if at least 1/3 of 106 "sins" are parody, that lowers the sin score to 70 or less. AND when he sinned the "cheats at counting" clichê, he missed the fact that the weight almost floated in water. Episode quality: _DING_ / 5, . . . and PLEASE don't diss burp and fart humor if you joke about nudity and sex while treating a kids movie.

[@siloseigel]

3:31 “Apparently the role of today's wedding pianist will be played by Voldemort's mom.” I lost it.

[@tiffany-up2ii]

Yay

[@CaptHog]

The Reese in pieces "ugh" and his laugh got me cracking up.

[@ataldr4802]

Ha

[@RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher]

@@ataldr4802 Fun fact: Latifa Ouaou's voice sounds very similar to Christy Carlson Romano's voice, got it?

[@kylethechild3942]

What? Merope Gaunt?

[@TheOrangeSunsetGaming]

"What do people say when they see you coming?" "DID YOU PULL OUT IN TIME!?" Dude I wasn't expecting that and laughed so hard.

[@danielcastillo591]

That last line is precisely what everyone I've gotten to bed says to me!

[@syedfanis8290]

Says jigsaw

[@tcn0117]

Same

[@porbbamt_]

William Reid no one tell them

[@naomiwool]

Me too like omg

[@lamelord6126]

Susan getting crushed by an asteroid replays were actually really funny

[@TheFire259]

AUGH

[@discoastronaut3635]

Voldemort's mom

[@noracampbell6392]

*OOAAGH*

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

Plus the sound effect made me fall off mybbed

[@garbagealternative]

Uah.

[@fionanolastname3771]

14:52 you forgot the, “4-5 characters fall off an edge and all grab onto each other cliché.”

[@jakkrieser991]

What idiot designed this thing? You did sir. Fair enough. Love that scene

[@Gemnist98]

Go ahead and fire somebody.

[@jakkrieser991]

@@Gemnist98 Yes Sir!

[@TheChiog]

You are missing the best part: "What idiot designed this thing? " "You did sir. " "Fair enough. Wilson! Fire somebody!"

[@Gemnist98]

@@TheChiog Dammit, I misquoted.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@TheChiog "Why am I getting fired?!" "It's just what the President does now, he walks up to someone, 'You're fired!' you know?"

[@MegaSoulHero]

The irony of Paul Rudd being in a movie about a giant human.

[@oak1071]

This video was uploaded 1 minute yet your comment is 23 hours ago????

[@AlexandruCarjan]

The video was published a minute ago, but your comment is 23 hours old on my end :))))

[@MegaSoulHero]

Austrian Oak - Patreon

[@magnificloud]

Basically

[@BeefWagon]

Austrian Oak oh yeah wth

[@geardog24]

The biggest sin The Nickelodeon series that came after this

[@ghost_craftinganimates813]

I actually didn’t mind that series, some moments were really funny

[@moonom1]

The show was terrible but god damn did i love it as a mid. A joke on it has stuck with me to this day. What do cows wear to hide themselves? Cow-moo-flage Or maybe it was ca-moo-flage. Either way that was one of the best dad jokes i've ever heard

[@carlsiouxfalls]

I tried watching it, but stopped after about 3 minutes. I just couldn't handle the early or bad animation.

[@Just4Fun-Zocker]

I actually prefer the Nickelodeon series over the movie.

[@jordanintheflesh2589]

IGGGYYY

[@jy12345-d]

President: goes up a 10 meter tall stairs *alone* 3 seconds later: a guy hands him a cup of water 😂???

[@McGowanForge]

That was my favorite part of that scene

[@user-zb9od1jz6o]

I know I love that part!!

[@monarkgamer3587]

Also he wasn’t there in the scene when it showed him climbing up the stairs also he was just floating because there was no contraption to stand there to give the president his water

[@artofvale_1122]

Cmon guys that was done on purpouse bruh

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

Nobody: Meteor sound effect: *_"UUUHHHHHHH!"_*

[@letomar5766]

Oof

[@HerrMustermann]

That's not how this meme works... Sad world

[@anotherland2462]

people are so boring. every video has some copied shit that isn't even funny and people keep thumbing it up. good job.

[@goonylad5421]

And she says to the meteor, sorry I’m taken

[@ーテイル]

@@anotherland2462 People are so stupid, instead of just leaving a useful comment they complain about stupid comments in a video And yep, i did left a useful comment before this one.

[@estebanyegros5312]

2:39: "were we still okay with disfigurement humor in 2009?" 3:31...

[@Bill87]

That was just the animation though

[@JNixonStudioExtra]

😂😂😂😂

[@JustsomeKid93]

Good catch

[@ilovesusanmurphy9672]

Lmao, I fucking love you for pointing that out! 😂😂😂😂

[@touremuhammad5983]

YOU would be excellent at CinemaSins!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@MrSinister1990]

"Someone who doesn't want to find creative ways to have sex with a woman this tall?" A men brother!

[@inserttext2412]

Agreed that guy dishonors the male gender

[@chaddfrancis2179]

That Bastard.

[@vDorgengoa]

*I'll kill em!!*

[@kirikayumura6015]

If the movie was actually planning to investigate that, then her wedding dress would have been properly affected by her initial transformation.

[@brunobrx3599]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@flickcentergaming680]

"I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea." "Cabinet meetings." *DEAD*

[@alvexok5523]

😂

[@alexwright5419]

The President was easily the best part of this movie. That and the Area 51 joke. “An area so secret, speaking it’s name is a federal offense” “Is he referring to area fifty-UGH” and he gets shot with tranquilizer

[@johnfaber100]

There are two reasons I can thinl of why space ships have self destruct mechanisms: 1. To avoid them falling into enemy hands. This is also why real-life warships have self-destruct mechanisms. 2. A ship of this size would, if it were to fall to the ground, leave a pretty big crater and leave the whole planet worse for wear. Blowing it up while it's still high could avoid this.

[@tiaxanderson9725]

Pretty sure point 2 isn't true. At least, even if you self destruct, you still have the same amount of matter and thus energy, falling towards the planet. This is why real life efforts to prevent destruction by asteroids focuses on redirecting, not destroying, asteroids.

[@arturofernandez4058]

@@tiaxanderson9725 Smaller pieces burn faster so it is still a legitimate strategy. But yeah, redirecting it in time is a much cheaper and safer solution

[@tiaxanderson9725]

@@arturofernandez4058 That sounds like a fair point. Though I wonder how possible it is to build a space ship strong enough for space travel and still being able to self destruct into small enough pieces to have it mostly burn up upon atmospheric re-entry.

[@michalpecz9433]

@@tiaxanderson9725 well. Everything falling in atmosfere got maximu velocity according to its mass and resistance. So if you blow it to pieces they would crash slower, because there would be much more surface.

[@arturofernandez4058]

@@tiaxanderson9725 Not only size but shape. All reentry bodies have a blunt shape. This way the consequent shockwave serves as a protective layer and it keeps the ship's surface away from the temperature gradient

[@juanmam.2113]

I laughed way too hard on the voice acting of she getting crushed by an asteroid 😂😂

[@guilhermehank4938]

Just add an "OOF" at it

[@nitrozeus7398]

Fögata Azul same

[@newaccount5024]

new forced meme detected

[@Luigipotter]

To old Minecraft getting hurt noise.

[@commonsense8005]

Fögata Azul no joke I spit my caprisun out

[@Faith_Halo]

3:02-3:11 I was laughing hysterically through the entire clip.

[@zapatron1939]

Put in 0.25 speed and it's even better

[@ace9367]

And then his laugh ruined it.

[@icantthinkofagoodname7992]

@@ace9367 that’s laughist

[@chrysy7861]

That moment you loved this movie as a kid but forgot it existed and this video comes out.

[@Kreinsamer]

And then you realize that this movie is so disgustingly terrible that it's painful to even watch the sins video.

[@tarponpet]

@@Kreinsamer nah.

[@joaosoares-rr5mj]

i never forgot it existed

[@joaosoares-rr5mj]

@@Kreinsamer oooh cmooon... i like the movie ;-;

[@joaosoares-rr5mj]

@@Kreinsamer how can you dislike something with hugh laurie in it???

[@brycevo]

That meteor smashing human sound effects is awesome. *Oof*

[@helllied6989]

Bryce McKenzie again!

[@brycevo]

@@helllied6989 hello

[@elijahspitze9837]

RoBlOx

[@d-jams]

I laugh everytime I see that part of the movie

[@carrietheloser333]

right? XD

[@aufweidersehenundgutenacht2989]

Loved this movie as a kid. Lost and forgotten in time, yes, but still great to see.

[@nitrozeus7398]

Mr. Nightmare Jr. I forgot this movie existed until watching this even though I own it

[@Xavier-pe1kb]

The wii video game tho!

[@HomuraAkemiHQ]

I remember watching this movie for the first time as a kid with my sister and a couple of friends.

[@dian2898]

"begin the re-animation sequence." that's what they should have said when they finished this movie. 😂😂

[@lillordakira9752]

DreamWorks really could've done that even pixar had to redo Toy Story 2 within 9 months when the story wasn't working.

[@LexarXaryonx]

Quit stealing his lines.

[@olleselin]

@@lillordakira9752 damn right

[@eddiemightbecool]

@@itsmev_dancer r/ihadastroke

[@josephstaat795]

6:30 "This design is 100% Stuart the Minion and that just seems despicable to me."

[@thefreddyfazter781]

overly underappreciated comment.

[@DustGundam]

Rare comedy

[@dyain590]

I swear this was a pun

[@fizzysodacan308]

Joseph Staat *ding*

[@BorninVirginia]

Well considering this came out before Despicable Me wouldn't it be the other way around

[@SlowSpeedSix]

"What do people scream when they see you coming" "Did you pull out in time?" "I may have misunderstood the question" 😂😂😂

[@AdrianInniss]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was and I knew he was going to to say that!

[@theruoc147]

That took me a few minutes to understand

[@G-Unit1111]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DL1of1]

@Andrew Plush I was cracking up at that part😂😂

[@DL1of1]

@@G-Unit1111 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SirSyn0]

*5:06* "What do people scream when they see you coming?" *"DID YOU PULL OUT IN TIME!?"* XD

[@brandongamingtv7545]

No

[@DL1of1]

@@brandongamingtv7545 No

[@chef4911]

😂

[@DL1of1]

@@chef4911 😂

[@stuckinquarantine4582]

I only remember one line "No no we mean like your monster name like what do people scream when they see you coming? Like lookout, here comes!-" "Susan" "Really?" "Suuuuuusan... OH i just scared myself that is scary!"

[@JonahTV]

He missed the foreshadowing of "There's my big girl." I'm kinda bummed he didn't mention it.

[@AnarchyWillows]

It was "ahh, my little girl!" After susan gets out of the car. I dont think that line is mentioned at all. Correct me if im wrong.

[@notestopr4255]

This is like a family friendly SCP Foundation

[@HomuraAkemiHQ]

MTF Omega-7 remade

[@makarymetzger2627]

Look at the Sin counter at the end

[@notestopr4255]

Makary Metzger oof

[@makarymetzger2627]

@@notestopr4255 *Femur breaking intensifies*

[@Haz_wizZYT]

SCP 106 at the end

[@gschneyer]

My question is: How did they know to create a cell for someone like Susan, have clothes in her size, yet no toilet?

[@jordanvelazquez6321]

That's the government 4 you

[@katarinawtf144]

because women don't use the toilet. obviously. 🙅

[@astrobot3000]

Monsters vs. Aliens is the kind of movie you know you watched, but you dont remember when

[@WoodyWoodpecker1953]

Arthur and the Invisibles is a Weinstein movie I saw as a kid but I completely forgot about it for years until I rewatched it and loved it.

[@Thewavedemonjackal]

I don’t remember the exact date or anything. But I remember the scenario… it was a good day

[@ivensonpean8356]

Say what you want but the president playing the piano was awesome. 1 Sin off

[@antiseth3964]

Single handedly the only part of the movie that I absolutely love and remember all these years later. Just the utter absurdity of President vs Alien Robot is perfect.

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

Oh and the memes. The glorious memes.

[@rhys1084]

I think that was a keyboard

[@Rudevald]

Its Close Encounters of the Third Kind refference.

[@knuxuki1013]

Agreed

[@TTVArgusGuy]

That was such a weird movie looking back on it

[@thomasmcduff5620]

ok Peter Heffley

[@krvproductions6642]

Yeah for real

[@Reilly-K]

I find that amalgamation that is your profile picture to be rather amusing.

[@tinevodopivec9692]

Pfp gave me nightmares, but I agree.

[@elijahspitze9837]

So is your profile picture guys name Greg Griffin or Peter Heffley?

[@adfgx]

I actually loved that movie. Rip the sequel. Edit:I said rip the sequel because they planned to do a sequel but they didn't do it.

[@kieranstark7213]

Meanwhile, if there are animated films that ACTUALLY earned of them, ONE OF THEM WOULD BE NORM OF THE NORTH!!!!!!!!! AND NOW IT IS GETTING A PLURAL AMOUNT OF SEQUELS!!!!!!!!!

[@flamer8415]

A frog there was a cartoon show for a while. Not really a sequel but still something more.

[@Giran_0]

@@flamer8415 Shawn Wayans: it was a good show, man. It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode

[@hermit1387]

They made a sequel?

[@wartrix6046]

How did I not know about the sequel!

[@LiteralNerd260]

Bro even as a child watching this for the first time I was thinking, “but why didn’t she just hide in the gazebo when the giant rock fell from space??”

[@DrDolan2000]

Ryan George: "So the movie can happen"

[@washedblue]

Flight response. The gazebo ain't doing anything to shield her and even so, the instinct is usually to run, which unfortunately can worsen a situation but most don't have time to consider all risk factors. In reality, anyway. I know the movie isn't exactly complex like that lol (still unironically enjoyed it though ngl)

[@the_one_who_is_many]

Gazebo would’ve been absolutely shattered

[@JojovonKoopa]

That piano scene just yells at my face "Make memes out of me!"

[@brandongamingtv7545]

Alright, here you go.

[@brandongamingtv7545]

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[@brandongamingtv7545]

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[@brandongamingtv7545]

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[@brandongamingtv7545]

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[@joshuabailey6246]

"Nobody's awake at 5 am except weather men, newspaper carriers, and vampires" *oh but you're wrong*

[@akiplisetsky7972]

and american highschool students (Or is it all countries that do school?)

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

Squidward: "Who would eat a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?" Patrick: "Oh boy, 3 AM!" (munches on patty)

[@videlonlyfans8495]

SomethingScanning I get up at 5 for school at the latest

[@nopenope273]

got em, I say, as I post this reply at 4:56 am

[@drfidelis558]

Yesterday I got up and was ready for school at 12:24 AM Not even kidding.

[@bg6b7bft]

That scene where she grows large in a ripping wedding dress is the exact moment I hit puberty.

[@InterstellarBountyHunter521]

👀👀

[@InParis-ue1id]

bg6b7bft Lol 69 likes makes it the better

[@a.h6587]

Nigga......

[@anthonyvtuber]

W o w

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

You grew larger, too, eh?

[@eliza1905]

7:33 can we talk about how on the left screen the uk just doesn’t exist?

[@Julia-is6hh]

O.o

[@osamaismymama7907]

As it should be

[@insulam821]

OsamaIs MyMama why, if the uk shouldn’t exist then neither should half the countries in the world

[@osamaismymama7907]

Cogito Ergo Sum sounds good to me

[@Stormfire1777]

@Insulam Archipelago: hmmmmmmmm let me think through years of conquering, slavery, and many other horrible things

[@JamJuice101]

2:55 replace that sound with the old Minecraft death sound.

[@SonicPman]

Or better yet, replace the hurt sound in-game with this noise.

[@kieranstark7213]

Or replace that with the sound of a man throwin’ up! XD

[@djredstinger12pvz75]

Oof but in Minecraft

[@tucker6800]

no replace it with the roblox "oof"

[@menacingduke2415]

I agree.

[@zucc_the_succ]

My friend called you guys cinnamonsins so i guess thats your name now

[@lionelk.y7233]

Cinnamonsins rating Breads

[@dpol8115]

Lynel K.F s

[@fierysaint327]

KZbin Channel Sin Counter: 1

[@ryangallagher9723]

r/boneappletea

[@sleepywalker87]

That’s gotta be one of the greatest names, anyone can ever be given.

[@MonikaLover]

2:49 Another sin because if Susan litterly ran any other way she would have been fine, heck the asteroid dosent even come close the wedding thing so if she standed still she would have been fine

[@fizzysodacan308]

A disappointing man But if it happened the movie wouldn’t exist and we wouldn’t have this video

[@sofian8571]

Why do people always run away something in the line of danger? Like, if Susan was skating down the street and you wanted to avoid her, why would you run down the street? You'd be totally safe if you just ran to the side, in an alleyway.

[@segbhfrdgthyb576]

@@sofian8571 When two people realize they are going to crash against each other, they will try to dodge each other at the same time, in which case it would be best if one didn't dodge and the other did Way too many pedestrian deaths due to this dumb instinct, people should be taught to either dodge or stand still depending on whether they're the driver or the pedestrian

[@cuddleslikespie]

Prometheus school of running away from things

[@victormponcec]

@@segbhfrdgthyb576 good point, also impossible

[@kirbydude2523]

13:00 It's possible that a "zenton" represents one revolution of Gallaxhar's home planet around its star, so it would make sense for him to refer to the passage of time that way. It still makes no sense for him to speak English, though. Also, by using the average height of a pickup truck (76.4 inches) in the gas station scene to calculate Susan's height, her height would be about 51 feet. Considering her canon height is 49'11", the proportions are nearly perfect.

[@Trainboi1983]

Gallaxars planet is a moon orbiting a gas giant

[@sawanna508]

It could be a unit of time that can't be translated into english.

[@garrito1016]

That scene where the president plays the keyboard to the giant robot might just be the greatest scene in cinematic history

[@tiara891ify]

I loved that part!!!

[@unstablerupture6983]

GOAT

[@NewMessage]

Weirdest Rule 34 art ever. - SIN REMOVED -

[@Zach-Fetters]

Whoa whoa whoa, you do not have the authority to do such a thing, and I am filing a complaint with the sin board to have you brought up on fraudulent sin removal.

[@marcthomas5949]

For real the potential was waisted

[@SirSyn0]

Oooh I got a new message

[@LadyLexyStarwatcher]

I actually thought she was rather attractive...

[@DominoPivot]

To be honest this is some of the most uninteresting giant and monster porn you can find. Even your average episode of The Dating Guy was weirder. Anyone remember that giantess episode? Those were the days.

[@KingsNerdCave]

In all honesty, there is one good joke in the movie. When BOB says "I don't think your parents like me. And I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number."

[@Jcakedafurry]

6:39 “All that’s happening is your weapons are ineffective right?” He says as the robot crushes a tank, killing at least 4 people.

[@LightningCayo]

This movie and Megamind are such under-appreciated movies, but nice Everything Wrong With, as always. Hail Gallaxhar!

[@Debilinside]

Agreed. Its really entertaining and actually quite well animated for the most part. Its a kids movie for sure, but I can still watch it time to time. At least its not obnoxious and annoying.

[@tNigel]

Megamind is a lot better than this one though

[@sdbw1990]

Some of the best kids movies that I still will rewatch today!

[@Debilinside]

I dont really like Megamind. I know that one is a kids movie as well, but its just way too predictable and cliche for my taste. Also the jokes are somewhat dumber or at least targeted toward smaller kids. Its an interesting premise, and could have been a timeless classic with better writing.

[@Darkfyreofthezenith]

@@Debilinside It was at least better than Despicable Me which is the reason Megamind didn't do so well

[@lucatowalker2123]

You forgot the part where the president nukes the world to oblivion in the credits

[@jaschabull2365]

I guess that wasn't a sin because they hate this movie's world so much.

[@omalor]

trump jokes are too easy.

[@thavidu78]

Gonna call a time out here before we start trying to kill each other in the comments over differing political opinions. You know how people are, someone will even pretend to like Trump just to start an argument.

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@thavidu78 I agree, we should stick to talking about something that's not controversial in any way. *Religion*

[@gtaacsoliddude3230]

You see the why is --- *BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM* Oh they just went off, Byeeeeeeee.

[@ray-raypacheco276]

I'll be honest. I was expecting a "The Shape of Water" reference in this one.

[@pieoverlord]

@Jonah Nelles All the ladies wanting to jump the fishman at the end.

[@sirgeralda-lot4546]

‘Has the Earth gotten warmer’ 8:09 Global warming Foreshadowing

[@thebatman68]

No, it's been a thing since the 1930s or 60s don't remember when

[@samkelly4132]

He said afterwords “that would be a convenient truth” or something, reference to the “an inconvenient truth” al gore thing about global warming 😂 ngl on rewatching when I was older jokes like this kill me

[@brendancolberg5707]

@@thebatman68 they were locked up for 50 years so the 60s

[@Wanda_FridayNightFunkin]

Oh shit, you're right 🤣🤣

[@davidpumpkinsjr.5108]

If my fiancée suddenly shot up to 49'11", we would try to make it work.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

I'd be so freaking happy I'd do whatever it'd take to make it work and make her happy with it too!

[@Z2Z9]

She got dem big tiddies 😋🥰

[@Arik-2103]

Would you finger or body her?

[@mrcritical6751]

As long as they’re the same person on the inside it’s fine

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Somebody has a growth spurt fetish.

[@theblackbaron4119]

Oh she attacks him with a spoon because it's Reese Witherspoon c:

[@DL1of1]

Oh she attacks him with a spoon because its Reese witherspoon c:

[@SweetChickenSir]

I would like to take this time to remind you that Dreamworks has made both Prince of Egypt and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron! Both are amazing movies! Go watch them!

[@Deviant69]

YESS grew up watching both. love them.

[@jesshill4279]

Yes! Spirit is still one of my favourite movies :D

[@matthewmckenna248]

Along with Madagascar, Kung Fu Panda, And How to Train your Dragon.

[@shariffrivers7225]

Prince of egypt was the shit

[@diegosanchez894]

I watched an essay on POE like a week ago and had "deliver us" stuck since

[@magicmulder]

Also Galaxar refers to his minions/clones/soldiers as “aliens” (“Aliens, attack all monsters!”) which they clearly aren’t to him. As for the self-destruct, it does make sense to prevent technology from falling into enemy hands, or a defeated vessel from being used against you. That’s why in WW2 captains sunk their ships when it was clear they were defeated, see Bismarck.

[@chilledandcool3918]

14:48 Archer yelling "Phrasing!!". LOL!!😆🤣👍🏾👍🏾

[@mechanicpluto2430]

*UUH.* Cinemasins we all know that is not the sound of getting hit by an asteroid, THIS is. *OOF.*

[@adampalmer7387]

Rock in roll

[@pigeonb3443]

Ok at this point i just want to die

[@mechanicpluto2430]

@@pigeonb3443 Realistically don't we all

[@Izzie-hi8bg]

OOUUUAAW

[@Sunny-vb2dd]

MechanicPluto24 nah its this: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[@lan1174]

5:08 “Did you pull out in time?!” I’m dead

[@imagination8]

12:01 My ears literally perked up when I heard that and I went "Gravity falls?"

[@sisterpandagamer3272]

I love it at 2:56 - Lol DO IT AGAIN, MORE hahahahaha voice acting Why I'm I laughing?!?!

[@Cre8Lounge]

He definitely should take some points off.😂😁

[@arrowverse_joey8021]

THAT PART HAD ME WEAK ASF

[@slarkel506]

I have no idea either :P

[@morphmu]

Oof

[@ajobsidian2968]

Had to send it to everyone I knew it was so funny. Said" Watch this and go to 3:00 and just watch for a few seconds. They all texted back how hilarious it was

[@af5852]

I love that giant, weird ass bug more than I could ever express

[@jordanhiggins1005]

A F u don’t even know it’s name

[@af5852]

@@jordanhiggins1005 love needs no words :)

[@bentleytheartist1717]

A F Amen

[@InterstellarBountyHunter521]

Samee

[@hair7402]

Sin ding intensifies

[@jed9902]

I really want to see a movie made by cinemasins

[@Rocco-tb9ih]

JED it would really be *sinsational*... sorry

[@scuzzbug]

but even then they would find a way to sin their own movie, even if they specifically try to make it sin-free

[@jed9902]

I cant think of anything but i will soon. Maybe. Even if it did have sins, I’m just curious to see what it would look like

[@graylindblad1261]

JED wait if you are wanting a movie with no sins then your wrong

[@graylindblad1261]

If you look back to a couple years ago then you see there is a everything wrong with cinema sins and therefore there is no way to have a 0 sin movie

[@bingewatch8002]

2:55 Reese Witherspoon didn't perform that "uhhhhh" sound. Actually, if you watch the commentary, they say that the "uhhhh" was performed by Sigourney Weaver who also played the voice of the ship's computer in WALL-E.

[@samkresil6011]

So, why did they put it there then?

[@SuperNovaArtz]

They used freaking Ripley for that? Was that all she did?

[@ace9367]

@@samkresil6011 so they can make people laugh they obviously knew it was hilarious and put it in the film.

[@the_one_who_is_many]

UUUUUUGUGUGUGUYgugugUGUGUHHHH

[@gregottorry2994]

I JUST REALISED SHE IS CALLED SUSAN *MURPHY* BECAUSEEEEE "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong". AND EVERYTHING GOES WRONG IN THIS MOVIE

[@mooncat1215]

Greg Ottorry OMG I never realized that!

[@nosfonader8792]

Greg Ottorry and the general’s name is Waren Monger: War Monger.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

The name of a ratchet and clank weapon is called the war monger

[@tattoo78ish]

Nothing in this film goes wrong. >:(

[@mooncat1215]

Miss Pie Wackitt literally everything goes wrong in this movie... Either that or you don’t understand the joke

[@shadowfyst997]

When I first saw this movie, I quite enjoyed it, and have always been surprised to hear the hate it got. I even watched the halloween special they made. Of course, this might be entirely because of the fact that white haired women are absolutely my thing, but I still enjoyed the humour.

[@societyproductions]

Yeah, I also enjoy this movie. It isn't the best, but can appreciate it. I was also a hit surprised hearing other's hatred, but people do have opinions. I've only seen the Halloween special once so I barely remember it. I did remember they had a TV show that didn't run for very long.

[@shadowfyst997]

@@societyproductions Yeah, I never did watch the show, but at the very least, the movies were good for a good laugh. Also, according to the stats in this video...apparently the first movie actually did pretty well box office wise? So, /shrug XD

[@awesomedonut8228]

The only thing I remember in the Halloween special is B.O.B getting it on with a plate of jelly. At least I think that’s what happened.

[@certifiedcoolguy583]

hold up

[@Oscar-j6b]

I still like this movie and sometimes rewatch it for the comedy.

[@chubbycupcakes1746]

Mark Zuckerberg most be really proud staring in the movie as the green lizard

[@fizzysodacan308]

HA!

[@vosskambassador7733]

I forgot his name?

[@fizzysodacan308]

Vossk Ambassador The lizard? If it’s the lizard it’s missing Link

[@silliercrayon9588]

He looks more like the squid guy

[@Oliver-ku1tf]

"this is red dwarf" Trust Lister to smeg it up this time

[@shesquiteagal72]

I was wondering when anyone would remember this movie.

[@FBG1]

Sadly yea pretty much!

[@cosmic-cookies]

I sure to hell didn’t

[@finbob5]

12:46 So that he can get through them? If you didn't notice, he's not exactly giant. He's not going to be breaking through solid metal doors like she is.

[@sensitive_salamander1091]

finbob5 from a “realistic” standpoint, it’d make more sense for them all to close at once, unless this spaceship was made knowing he’d have to fly through them just like that in any given situation. Then again, we are talking about Monsters vs Aliens, it’s not like being “realistic” matters here.

[@finbob5]

@@sensitive_salamander1091 There is nothing in the movie that says the doors are all controlled by one button. There could be someone or a computer controlling the doors and they could be closing them respectively to the scenario.

[@sensitive_salamander1091]

finbob5 I think we’re both looking to deep into this

[@EBTS-3]

Well imo saying close All of them should have every door shut simultaneously

[@CanadianDan854]

Why’s Susan considered a “monster”, she’s just a really big human.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

And Mr. Cockroach isn't a monster either, he's a human who The Fly-ed himself, but still has a human brain.

[@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620]

Nice eyes

[@radioactivegrass1919]

Never got why the invisible man was considered a monster either, He's just a normal guy but with... well you know.

[@SeanWheeler100]

Because they've been mutated.

[@garthdavis2502]

Why are giants even considered monsters?

[@jump-stone-jay5786]

This movie is Decent

[@alyssajhoanna2589]

Channel 3000 ikr HAHA

[@someone3195]

I think so too. Surely, there r many technical errors. But it has a very unique plot. When I was a child, she was actually one of the very few truly inspiring and powerful female characters, that was not knockoff of a male character. I love this movie, its plot, its message and its jokes😂

[@littlemoth4956]

Noo, but white milennial YT reviewer say movie bad!!!!1!!!11!

[@mrnobody2018]

Except there are several things wrong

[@yagamil46]

Roll cred- wait wrong movie

[@cutieundertale8865]

I still love this movie even 10 years after it came out (March 27th 2009) it's not a full year but whatever.

[@kalishatusky1890]

ten days till that happens

[@kaimikalaniYT]

I remember when it came out. I loved it then and I still do now. I’m so watching it on the ten year anniversary :)

[@SMOOTHIEGOOSIE]

Don’t you mean a full decade

[@Mahaliak]

I know its amazing

[@morvaui]

You’re right, it hasn’t been a full year! It’s been a full *nine* years and 300+ days as of when this comment was posted.

[@thiccfrosty6818]

This was my favourite film as a kid

[@hAze_the_shrimp]

We were all 6 year olds at one point.

[@thatsonespicydorito5372]

Same

[@ogbeidecollinsanthony1485]

Amen

[@obleckprime]

Blue K Same

[@nostalgicuniverse9747]

It was definitely on my top 5.

[@diegothecat5554]

13:55 I'm surprised that you didn't sin the fact that Balthazar called not only his own species, but also literal clones of himself "aliens"

[@Giran_0]

Well humans call other humans aliens, so maybe it's the same thing

[@deadshotruby6667]

@@Giran_0 we call other people aliens when they're from a different country. They're alien to that country. So he could just be referring to himself and his clones being alien to Earth?

[@jamesbizs]

Giran 0 what you just said, was very ignorant

[@mrwaffle9437]

Film director:say OOF! Voice actor:um what And the invisible man did not have a shirt if bob thought he was still in that chair

[@malcomjohnson7093]

That replay of the crash landing: priceless.

[@CodyYoshida]

2:55 is probably the funniest thing in the whole movie XD

[@user-ob6cm4ui6f]

CodyYoshida UUAAAHH

[@chrissi2437]

I want an edited version of it with a Roblox "OOF".

[@TetraTheThief]

12:46 Because he needs to get through them first... CinemaSins Sins: 1

[@pixyl4415]

Yea but he tells the computer to close them all so shouldn't the computer...yah know close em all

[@-datnerd-3125]

@@pixyl4415 Basically AI

[@Adam-cq2yo]

@@pixyl4415 I mean, the computer seems to be... not very computery. I think it's just part of being an advanced technology alien computer. Able to think for itself and taunt humanoid cockroaches.

[@augustocraveiro100]

I thought of that too :)

[@yvisnasa129]

13:10 he was relating it to something that came out after the movie Cinema Sins sins: 2

[@tanyarogers4459]

"Destroy all monsters!" Why didn't he point out that's the title of an old Godzilla movie?

[@leeman27534]

does he REALLY need to blatantly point out every reference? presumably he kinda assumes you;re not that brain dead.

[@akorn9943]

We all know all of our giant fetishes began during this movie... *the moment insectosaurus appeared on screen.*

[@benjaminfranklin.a7694]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA 😂

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

@Zee [Z1NFU7] I believe you stole my meme, sir

[@stayhydratedkingsqueens]

Lol

[@lordbigmac3100]

@@kobold_sushi_executive_chef epic?

[@Efthious]

Wait, there's giant fetishes?

[@walkerb9092]

You should do Everything Wrong With The Emperor’s New Groove

[@mollywithak1697]

The problem with that, is that there is nothing wrong with the Emperor’s New Groove

[@matthewmckenna248]

That film was fantastic.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

It'll be over in 4 minutes or less, and 2 of those minutes will be outtakes, and 30 seconds will be an intro. The may be like 90 seconds worth of sinnable content in that film tops.

[@Kimtroverted]

@@runningoncylinders3829 There'll be a fair amount of "He / She Survives This" and "Kronk would be great at Cinema Sins"...Oh and "Llama Narration" no doubt.

[@WhoStoleMyNachos]

Runningon Cylinders Pfft, 4 minutes or less? You're selling the movie short buddy. *Cocks shotgun* Now say it with me, there's. Nothing. Wrong. With. The. Emperor's. New. Groove. G'day m8.

[@somerandomfern]

2:55 _COMMENCE THE MEMES_ Edit: on second thought the "oof" meme is enough

[@TheSnuffle007]

2:55 - 3:11 - OMFG. My sides hurt from laughing so much at this part. Nearly peed myself!!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂

[@captainveeee]

2:55 LMAO that sound she made when the asteroid hit, I totally missed that when watch the movie, rofl i can't stop laughing its just perfect

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

The amount of memes that have come from this movie is amazing

[@ryan_is_fine1153]

None isn’t really a big number

[@theshaggycreeper220]

Well you can’t spell none without one

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Such as? I have seen more Robots, Madagascar and Bee Movie memes, but not a single one that came from this movie.

[@Blinko7]

Literally none

[@LMAOuncleDEMO]

Never once seen a meme from this movie or featuring any sort of character in a meme format.

[@JayExci]

There are actually some really funny jokes in this one.

[@insidexistance]

0

[@AmitCinematicUniverse]

can you do a video about this one?

[@alexswan8597]

Also anyone notice how they did "Red Dwarf" as in the mining ship Red Dwarf from the TV show and "Code Nimoy" as in Leonard Nimoy. Well played.

[@geardog24]

11:41 You truly are a man of culture, Cinemasins.

[@theimperfectgod7140]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) heh...

[@runningoncylinders3829]

I love this fetish too.

[@theimperfectgod7140]

@@runningoncylinders3829 agreed :)

[@foundhorrificgames.2505]

Runningon Cylinders this is the movie that gave me the fetish when I was 10

[@calebproductions1264]

You wanna have sex with a woman who’s giant?

[@SanJo2MD]

The whole "monster containment" thing reminds me a lot of SCP.

[@pie-rxmancer1142]

They've even got a similar logo.

[@lozm4835]

As it turns out, this film came out in 2009, SCP came out in 2008, but this film started being made way back in 2005. Meaning that it is one giant (hehehe) coincidence.

[@broseidon1658]

I honestly thought about SCP throughout the WHOLE movie.

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Gianni Moreno Dreamwork’s rips off SCP containment breach.

[@appealingpie9996]

Scp 106 has breached containment

[@makaron1800]

next on CinemaSins : Monster House (well i hope so)

[@tomofrenchfries1793]

*YES.*

[@awesomeasaur2662]

Absolutely

[@LMAOuncleDEMO]

That movie is a fucking classic.

[@grettplicky5023]

That movie was weird when I was 8, now it's just mega fucked up.

[@WILLis678]

Coraline as well

[@example2844]

That clip from Archer was absolute perfection 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kimmy0721]

14:43 Um, AcTuAlLy, HeR cAnOn HeIgHt is 50 FeEt

[@six-the-dollar]

*49'11"

[@Kimmy0721]

@@six-the-dollar Close enough

[@littlecesarv2500]

@@six-the-dollar *49'11.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999"

[@ToxicSkull0]

Hey Stan!

[@six-the-dollar]

@@littlecesarv2500 Haha You think I'm joking, but I'm not. Her official height is literally an inch shy of 50ft.

[@knightsoul2430]

you could do a colab video with the channel cinema wins, where would have 2 counters and you would take turns, one saying something good and the other saying something bad in the same video, or maybe 2 different videos where you count the wins and he counts the sins

[@mr.scarlo2234]

KnightSoul, I would love to see that! That is an amazing idea!!!

[@Angel_Billy4-30-23]

KnightSoul hahaha that's a pretty good idea. I would definitely like to see that video happen. Thanks for recommending it.

[@Nilsy1975]

Isn't Cinema Wins made by the same people who run Cinema Sins?

[@mr.scarlo2234]

John Wedderburn, no, they are made by two different people.

[@Nilsy1975]

@@mr.scarlo2234 Ah, OK.

[@debodatta7398]

ahhh so this is where my Giantess fetish came from all those years ago...

[@iudexe3103]

Yep

[@Shrimpletin]

same...

[@ymura-wy6hq]

They say fetishes derive from trauma

[@Tipsyweeb]

Debo Datta please don't personally attack me so

[@meylingr5532]

Oh no no

[@kathrynmo9499]

This movie sinner is super funny, even in kids movies. Sin Die Hard next.

[@kittenmimi5326]

Idk how he survives watching through this movie

[@TEKKENKING23]

one of the biggest sins they made a terrible TV series instead of making sequels.

[@guilhermehank4938]

As a big fan of this movie despite the flaws, I agree. The series was just so stupid! And it ruined the character developtment from the first one by having Susan being able to changesize, which is cool but the whole point of the movie was her learning to accept her new self and become stronger because of it. Nevermind now, I guess, right?

[@m.l.tankesly2665]

They made it into a TV series? Why?? Oh wait I don't want to know the answer to that.

[@videon6134]

Yeah they lost me at the first episode when it came out. Seriously that's the best they could come up with?

[@CheshireCat-cm1si]

Chris Grey Good thing CinemaSins doesn't do vids of TV shows; that video would break the record for longest KZbin video.

[@jakemiller4291]

TV sins coming right up!

[@consoleking9670]

The Colbert president was the best part of this movie

[@Zach-Fetters]

Lol this comment might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Colbert is a low level lap dog used to sway the political orientation of people who worship celebrities.

[@MonarchAnt]

zachf What does that have to do with his character in the movie?

[@HaakonHawk]

@zachf - Congratulations. You just made yourself look like a complete idiot.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

And he made a cartoon about Trump and yes, he likes to mock Trump everytime.

[@Zach-Fetters]

@@HaakonHawk uhhh OK, how's that, I said it's dumb he thinks colbert was the best part of this movie, you're very sensitive aren't you?

[@Moonstar79]

Cinema Sins: "Why do they need a self-destruct?" Movie's Logic: *self-destructs*

[@jule6759]

Dreamworks has pressed it many times every time anlther movie came out

[@themimsy]

Ask doofenshmirtz

[@killrickroll5731]

It's an alien ship if it's going down you don't want a species you tried to kill have the tech to travel to your planet

[@OrroTC]

1:56 Me who wakes up at 5:00 AM: **nervous sweating intensifies**