Everything Wrong With Onward In 15 Minutes Or Less

We thought it was time to finally count the sins of Onward, Pixar's latest film. It's an adventure story about two brothers, a magic gem, and a weekend at Bernie's. And it has plenty of sins.
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[@jackrthorne]

I think it's a lot more fun watching him sin a movie he actually likes and constantly having to remove sins

[@valinsummers2565]

Not for me, but to each their own.

[@Kbro1]

Yeah cause it already entertaining or angry to watch him sin so seeing him like it is a nice contrast

[@theultimateg.1109]

You have 222 likes, great job:)

[@TheBlueberryymuffin]

Especially when it’s a movie you yourself likes

[@Misto_deVito6009]

tbh its funnier the other way around for me

[@magpie-ru5yl]

"Do you know anybody who gets together to play LIFE?!" Anybody who's ever played The Sims: ... Worse, we do it alone

[@HeyFox101]

Have you never heard of the massive trainwreck the Sims Online was?

[@cintronproductions9430]

Sims is fricking scary when robbers or ghosts show up... brrr!

[@velvety2006]

Well you have that one board game called Life Path

[@Z.A.N.E]

I felt attacked when he said that because it's one of the only board games I play other than Clue... And my father beats me at both...

[@gamer-jm6my]

You deserved those likes your comment made me laugh! Thx

[@geokim8590]

Narration: exists Cinemasins: so you have chosen.. **ding**

[@itsismylife-jonbovi3305]

This is a very underrated comment

[@popflicktionedits3256]

NARRATION NOT LOGOS ARE YOU DEAF

[@samahissimplistic]

I get tired of the "you have chosen death" quotes, but this legitimately made me laugh

[@darkslayer8483]

@@TheFrontLines955 narration not logos

[@SalwaCreationTime]

@@popflicktionedits3256 What the heck do you mean?

[@michaelhall5208]

If someone was teaching magic I would jump off my ass in second to learn.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Same, tbh

[@whiskeyshaw8818]

Ya that’s actually one of the problems I have with Harry Potter. Like sure maybe the pure bloods/half bloods wouldn’t be excited about magical homework but wouldn’t everybody who never grew up with magic be like Hermione and want to learn it? I mean seriously if you told any 11 year old magic is real and they’ll learn it they would never stop absorbing that info

[@louis8487]

"I'd give *ALL* the sins back if it went like the movie Sideways and the van immediately wrecked and did no good." No you would've just sinned it for ripping off Sideways.

[@obinnaonyeije]

You would be excellent at CinemaSins.

[@real_abender]

@@obinnaonyeije Ding!

[@obinnaonyeije]

@@captainvader921 No, I meant what I said.

[@garciafever]

@@captainvader921 We don't talk about that person.

[@VaporeonTheForgotten]

Oof why do we not talk about them (plus a sin)

[@benzaiten933]

I actually really liked the conclusion of Ian giving up his time with his father so his brother could properly say goodbye. Ian realized not everything is about himself.

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

It was the one thing that made me forgive him for being a dick for most of the movie. His bro' carried him, good that he ultimately realised it.

[@tres8003]

He’s pretty much me at Christmas

[@pastaloser6579]

i think the reason he did it is bc Ian knew his dad was practically a stranger and that his brother really needed closure over the dad’s death since he was so young at the time and probably couldn’t fully process it until he got older. while ian at the beginning would’ve given the world to see his dad and learn who he was ian knew his brother needed it much more than him and that says a lot abt his character development

[@Evanedits191]

@@noneofyourbeeswax01 no Ian was in the RIGHT. Barley was a selfish idiot for all the movie and yet HE GETS EVERYTHING HE WANTS while the likeible brother gets NOTHING!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!!!

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

@@Evanedits191 Let me guess... you have brother issues? ;D

[@quillmuffins6466]

The “two minuets thirteen seconds” thing concerns me... you know that it’s two HOURS and thirteen MINUETS right?

[@xxthemoonawaitsxx9113]

Why are you spelling minutes wrong-

[@miamicra1836]

@@xxthemoonawaitsxx9113 minetus is a difficult word ok?!?!

[@xxthemoonawaitsxx9113]

@@miamicra1836But it's not...??

[@SabethDrake]

Ikr! Its obviously two HOURS and thirteen MINOTS. DUH.

[@thatfourkinnie6077]

@@xxthemoonawaitsxx9113 ikr? It's definitely two HOURS and thirteen MENOUTES!

[@2nd3rd1st]

5:13 "I think it's because the joke is more important than accuracy." Cinemasins would be GREAT at Cinemasins!

[@dragon3010lol]

there's a tiny problem with that statement: they haven't been good for a few years now.

[@asgard_]

@@dragon3010lol Wdym?

[@dragon3010lol]

@@asgard_ the constant pop-culture rfereneces which are not sins of the movie. Jeramy's constant highschool ex jokes are not sins of the movie. things he likes should not be sins of the movie. the running gags are not sins of the movie. logos are not sins of the movie.

[@officert5147]

@@dragon3010lol i mean it depends on what each person thinks is good. To each their own and considering the continued success of the channel, a lot of people like it.

[@Justiced05191985]

@@dragon3010lol you saying"logo" 2 sins! Not liking their current work but taking time to watch and comment 100 sins. Taking time to read this, minus 9 sins. Good day!

[@geardog24]

"Is there a magical way to get gas?" Sorry but this movie contains zero fart jokes.

[@hwikilmon4677]

Good

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

How is that a bad thing?

[@Enteringdullsville]

Should have removed a sin for that.

[@SilviaNight99]

@@Enteringdullsville I agree >.>

[@cintronproductions9430]

There is a pee joke tho ("Eh, it's your pocket!"), but it wasn't annoying or cringy. People have to pee, to be fair.

[@darlinglav6522]

“This two minutes and thirteen seconds will translate to 15 minutes and 7 seconds of movie time, because, magic?!” *clock clearly reads two HOURS and thirteen minutes*

[@chromaticblue3976]

He must have stopped paying attention at that point lol

[@Joyful_StaR]

Thank you! Glad someone noticed that!

[@Subpar1224]

Right lmao like the small timer was even going at seconds pace

[@ruekurei88]

Then it'd just be, “This two hours and thirteen minutes will translate to 15 minutes and 7 seconds of movie time, because, magic?!”. It'd still be a sin for them for slightly different reasons.

[@jeepneygang]

Eh I was bored by this time too

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

"A person can only do magic if they have the gift" As someone who does D&D, this is factually incorrect (Because he gets his knowledge from D&D) You can have magic from: Being born with it, Learning it through study, Devotion to a god/vow Getting a Demon sugar-daddy, Or playing the fiddle real well.

[@abineshthangasamy6327]

Ayyyy fellow nerd!

[@duckpanther6768]

A demon sugar daddy? Please explain this further! This is hilarious!

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

@@duckpanther6768 Warlocks. They make a deal with a powerful entity, often a demon, giving their soul for powers

[@hallaloth3112]

Some of these are much more entertaining than others.

[@juanmelendez8650]

Is “playing the fiddle real well” a reference to The devil went down to Georgia or some D&D stuff?

[@hallaloth3112]

Nah, I have to agree with the ending. . . Ian was ripped off. I don't care how much he loves his brother, but there is going to be a small part of him that regrets that decision for the rest of his life. Is it noble? Yes, and I applaud that. . .but there is no way he didn't shed tears and lose it afterwards.

[@michaelthompson9090]

Doesn’t anyone else think that when Ian mumbles the lines it technically is using the hearts fire because he’s desperate to see his dad

[@seanmadson8524]

@SunBoxesSky Alois Even if you could do it without the staff, you would probably need to be holding the phoenix gem at the very least. They never suggest you can just decide magic is happening without any magical objects in your possession, at least not that I remember.

[@elementsfanfics3859]

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME

[@UnboxingAlyss]

This was actually my thought.

[@UrBoiMigue]

I'm surprised he didn't mention on how their dad's top part should have stayed because they used a new Phoenix Gem. The movie specifically states "Till tomorrow's sun has set" so he really still can meet his dad but he won't be able to walk.

[@ihavelemonade5640]

THANK YOU!

[@seanmadson8524]

@Coconut Pal They never directly suggest that a spell can be completed properly after you botch it, and the spell says it only needs 1 phoenix gem, so it should logically be a second casting of the spell when they re-cast it. Using D&D as a reference, reanimating someone costs 1 diamond, using a second diamond to re-cast the spell after somehow failing the first time would just count as a second separate casting, and they are clearly using D&D as the framework for this spell (at least the material requirements).

[@lindseysquire8417]

As Coconut Pal said, the gem was just for completing the spell. It was the spell that would vanish after the sun set.

[@samngassa1427]

Coconut Pal imagine watching this video 2 minutes after watching the movie and then complaining about someone ruining it.

[@duckymomo6675]

Onward 2.

[@Laelaaaaaa331]

I’m sorry but when you said “two minutes and thirteen seconds” will translate to 15 minutes...that was very clearly 2 hours and 13 minutes on the character’s watch...lol sin yourself

[@comicsansstudio7449]

He already did...Twice... Three times if we count doctor strange

[@travelsizedarchie]

Yea but I think he has a clock problem, literally every clock he’s either gotten the time wrong.

[@gregorywood5793]

12:29 for reference

[@demonboyx34]

Apparently a 24 hour clock is also too hard to read lol (different video)

[@laylaanderson2401]

Ooh, got ‘im

[@kyletriola9197]

"They expect you to have a few laughs and then expect you to cry in the end." Have you've been reading my journal.

[@JonahWho]

Ian: did I say it wrong? Barley: its leviohsa not leviosah

[@barabara9855]

to this day I still don't get the difference

[@Michael-eg3rs]

@@barabara9855 its from Harry Potter

[@adrianloveslucius]

Use the subtitles if you don't understand what Hermione is saying... which is, "It's leviosah, not levioSAR!"

[@ElMessi-wq3vj]

Perfection

[@twilluz7188]

Correct ‘,:)

[@unoriginal1562]

6:05 they didn’t take a picture of the map because Ian’s phone broke when the first spell didn’t work

[@yanagelfand4337]

And Barley just doesn't have a phone, or what?

[@snuwi6577]

@@yanagelfand4337 He probably sold it for more upgrades to his van.

[@saulolimalemos]

True! And cinemasins is not sinning anymore, it's more like reviews videos... maybe because they now have cinema / music / tv/ podcats etc

[@gagenichols735]

@@saulolimalemos t Wut... they still sin

[@nspcrazy1122]

@@yanagelfand4337 His broke at some point before the beginning & Laurel wouldn't buy him a new one. I'm surprised that he even had a phone.

[@Dragonian05]

One thing that bothered me was that Barley didn't feel too bad about almost killing Ian after the bridge scene. Kind of felt like realizing your decisions nearly killed your brother would've had a deeper impact than Barley telling him that he didn't need the rope.

[@duokieyeah]

He cried when the rope fell, maybe he was just acting it out

[@MidnightSonnet]

The ending of this movie had my fiance and I tearing up. My fiance hardly ever gets emotional during movies, so that's saying a lot. We didn't think we'd enjoy the movie as much as we did. The trailers made it look okay, but not as great as it actually was, hence why I didn't bother seeing it in theaters. It sucks when trailers don't hype up the audience. This movie is a gem. Plus, my fiance is a dedicated D&D player, so he got a ton of laughs out of all the references. :)

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I don’t cry much in movies but dang this film hit me in the feels

[@zebjerdonek2658]

"Birthdays are for self-loathing and calorie bombing" - CinemaSins ... I've never heard a sentence more true.

[@SnowDragon_2204]

It was a major call-out for me lmao

[@Kay-ph6fx]

Zeb I love your pfp

[@zebjerdonek2658]

@@Kay-ph6fx lol thanks 😂

[@adriantamzarian9252]

One request: DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

[@boostedsuave3353]

how many days have you been asking for this?

[@bromommalama9636]

Yes please

[@narri214]

@@boostedsuave3353 not enough apparently

[@bp0ilspill92]

You can't sin a masterpiece

[@ProfessorP07]

Just watched it for the first time 2 days ago and i so agree

[@nigelrichardson4327]

One of the biggest nitpicks my brother and I have/pointed out and calculated either mid movie or after it (my brother and I were watching it in an imax theatre alone right before corona shut down movie theaters) The nitpick is about the distance traveled after they refuel the van and it comes in two parts: 1. The price of gas in movie at that station they visit is like 2.39/gal and Ian buys $10 (4.184 gallons) of gas for a *2 gallon Jerry can* 2. I also had to estimate the model Barely’s van mimics, the closest match I could determine is a 1986 Chevy G10 Shorty Van, equipped with a 5.0 Liter V8 and a fuel efficiency of 14-17. It goes through the whole pixie biker chase scene, driving through a lot of rough terrain, and speeding across the country side to escape the cops at at least 80 MPH! My point is how does *4 gallons of gas* last a gas guzzler van like that the time between its refueling and eventual destruction!? Another sin I would like to add is how Barely’s van shows no signs of damage after smacking a rock face, falling 30-40 feet onto its roof, and then getting buried in an avalanche

[@dominictoth8666]

Well i will argue for the first point that this is a fantasy world where magic elves, centaurs and pixies. So im guessing there gas is a little different from normal gas

[@duokieyeah]

@@dominictoth8666 And he built the van himself, it may not have it's original motor

[@richardunicorn7879]

Add a million sins for when Officer Bronco slaps his ass at the end of the movie. That didn't need to happen. Neither did the love story between Bronco and the mom.

[@moddymadeye]

Laurel has to be the most insatiable nympho, she's like 5 foot tall, and she's banging a horse.

[@marialindholt7299]

omg yess! If Bronco wasn't in the story, would it really be any different? Feel like he was a weird character

[@moddymadeye]

@@marialindholt7299 He could have easily been an uncle and it would have been the same story.

[@samphillips8188]

@@marialindholt7299 eh, he was a good secondary antagonist. His connection to the Mom provided meaning to the characters.

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

@JayLeeBeanz ok but the thing is my dad didnt die lol

[@joellejackson3509]

The man being at the restaurant, seeing the hoodie, and knowing the dad in college seems far fetched, but I had a lady tap me on the shoulder at Subway and ask if I was a Jackson (my last name) I was very confused but she apparently went to church with my family when I was a baby. So just saying, coincidences happen 😂

[@LeonardGreenpaw]

like wow a small town is small, and a person living in that town went to the same college that another person living in that town went to- might be a local college. Nah thats too weird right?

[@kitkatboard]

Ikr. I've had stranger recognize me in the streets because I look so much like my sisters.

[@katiemcq3936]

Stuff like that happens to me all the time, and I don't even have an identifying sweatshirt or something. I just look a lot like my mom's side of the family so people ask me if I'm related to her/her siblings.

[@meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343]

Well, I mean, accidental run-ins with people you know are much more common than you think. Heck, once we went to Legoland Malaysia via Singapore, and somehow on that one day we meet a family from church whose parents are friends with mine, and another time, we went to a swimming resort in Macau and somehow run into a pastor my dad is friends with (he also works at the church) and his whole family (who we are all friends with). So yeah, the creepy plastic dolls and the spinning "look-at-me-i'm-wacky" faces at Disneyland ain't lying.

[@ddthewolf]

My cousin was wearing a t-shirt of the university our late grandfather worked at as a music professor one day during her marching band practice. They had another university professor from a nearby university visiting and he asked the teacher to have the whole band to pause, call my cousin over just to ask her where she got that t-shirt and when she told him it was of her grandfather's university and who her grandfather, he said he knew him, he had actually been a student of his

[@ItsJustRyansChannel]

He didn't sin the nerdy child wears dead/missing dad's college sweatshirt cliche.

[@krizwatcher]

There's nothing in that to sin.

[@ratbat1072]

**ding**

[@dreadandfun]

Do you know how do these guys have dvd copy

[@Yougotcaged102]

Is that really a cliche? I mean how often do you actually see that

[@hpfan2007]

I wear my dead dad’s shirt and jacket, fight me

[@lapislazuli9961]

Barley: *Is a huge d&d nerd* Also Barley: *talks about "having the gift" being the only way to be a wizard like he doesn't know what a sorcerer is*

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Except it’s not DnD, it’s a different game. Why does everyone in the comments keep comparing DnD to a completely separate universe?

[@reneeteo809]

Anyone else preferred the old introduction of 'Everything Wrong With ________ (Spoilers! DUH.)

[@thatfourkinnie6077]

Me ;-;

[@caritahearts2405]

Everything spoilers wrong duh with

[@isky6541]

To each their own. I don't see the point of you caring about an intro (it's just an intro, fam.). Are the slightly added sound effects bugging you? This is just me being intrigued by your statement, I didn't mean to insult you. :p

[@pufferfishparty]

Though the new one is cool I definitely prefer the old one

[@Zirconium_]

Yep

[@vastotales4431]

Me: Knowing Pixar track record, Im going in and won't shed a single tear Pixar *Is that a challenge*

[@Johnbrowningmusic]

how the hell did you get here so early

[@calmgoodfire4662]

He’s a patron sponsor

[@katie15732]

"15 hours ago", early access?

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Pixar always make our tears shed. Cartoon characters are supposed to act like humans and we still relate to them.

[@Evanedits191]

well that was a easy challange. I never cried ONCE in any pixar film and this one was just SAD how hard they tried to make me cry and FAILED

[@connorj2355]

12:22 Jeremy, buddy, that timer says two HOURS and thirteen minutes. Of course it translates to fifteen minutes.

[@DigiDestined13]

Remember when Jeremy used to pay attention on little details like that? They actually let him find useful sins, like when there was an actual plot hole or an editing mistake rather than "I think this is a plot hole because I failed to pay attention and refuse to go back and check myself."

[@josefzalusky7307]

DigiDestined13 Like every time Barley is describing a spell. Jeez, are we just supposed to understand all of this? If Barley DIDN’T explain it all, Jeremy would sin it even HARDER.

[@enigma9789]

He has turned into a nagging old hag.

[@Trainboi1983]

THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!

[@mastermewtwo5503]

Something I realized watching this... Magic was supposed to be so hard people made technology. But a wimpy kid with the help of his geek brother and his board game is able to master a bunch of (presumably high level too) spells within 24 hours. What dedicated mages needed extensive classes and practice and whatever for months to years to do well at, all these two needed was reading off of cards. Darn chosen ones with personal quests being special.

[@cheesychio8317]

I gave this video a like simply because he deducted a sin for the heartfelt brother moment with the whole surrogate dad plot line. I respect honesty.

[@missyjuma7155]

Jermey: Barley is the worst! Barley: *Is a brother that cares for Ian, never got jealous of him with the "gift" since he's the magic dude and basically filled the role of a father.* Me: Yep, definitely the "worst"

[@cintronproductions9430]

Yeah, if anything Ian is the worst of the two for how whiny he is and even then he isn't bad at all, nobody in this movie is the worst!

[@mrcritical6751]

Only one who’s the worst is the greedy pawn shop owner

[@cintronproductions9430]

@@mrcritical6751 Oh right, I keep forgetting she exists. XD

[@zavodila9279]

As someone who has younger brothers, Ian is the kind of older sibling I aspire to be

[@lulolie]

@Chidera Divine Onyebuchi I mean....

[@Auta5tic]

“Why don’t they just take a picture of the map!?” Because Ian broke his phone

[@pear9575]

So the older brother with a car doesn’t have a phone?

[@theBuilder10000]

Pear he’s kind of established to be obsessed with old stuff and a bit of an outcast so probably not

[@Foxtrot369]

@@theBuilder10000 Its called 'being a hipster' and he'd definitely have a Polaroid camera in that van.

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@Foxtrot369 He's not really a hipster, he's kinda just a nerd, I don't really see why someone like Barley would have a camera just lying around somewhere

[@Auta5tic]

🍐 I don’t think so

[@mikewaziwski6260]

I’m jealous of this dude, he can litarilly watch movies for his job.

[@nboon7094]

Except that he has to sit there and watch them over and over again twenty times over. Essentially ruining them.

[@DOSkywalkR]

I did videogame reviews for a while - I love videogames, and that was not fun. You have to finish it on a schedule and analyse the hell out of it. Really takes away from the innocence of just playing it, as it is with movies I'm sure.

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

@@nboon7094 Some movies are so good, you can watch them 100 times over and over and didn't get bored.

[@theotherguy4456]

@@ScienceDiscoverer yeah but not this one

[@schmiktoria]

@@ScienceDiscoverer can say the same about HTTYD

[@outcastwayne]

>laughs when tabletop game is called historically accurate >keeps sinning even when it's proven true >Sees the manticore on the way to help with the quest >calls the manticore arriving a deus ex machina The birdman is going to have another field day with you.

[@peterschadenberg9045]

Let's hope.

[@Enteringdullsville]

Jeremy: “Barley is the worst” Barley: (Makes face of mild annoyance at that exact moment)

[@cintronproductions9430]

Barley isn't bad at all, we all need a Barley in our lives.

[@shnugglebugs5524]

@@cintronproductions9430 *preach*

[@cintronproductions9430]

@@shnugglebugs5524 Uh, thanks, I guess?

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

I am Ian Lightfoot

[@imnottheeb]

I feel like this is the first time he didn't ask how an animated race has sex.

[@kittyfox123]

YES

[@alexverdana2435]

YES

[@cintronproductions9430]

He's making progress!

[@blueismylove3128]

Because it's not confusing like it would be another time.

[@imnottheeb]

@@blueismylove3128 It's not confusing how an elf and a centaur have a child?

[@1969crocodil]

9:32 He knows where they are because he's Toph.

[@lahlybird895]

Lol

[@DuccAmucc413]

Really surprised he didn’t sin the fact that after they got the second Phoenix Gem, they could’ve just waited for the first spell to wear off and then used the second Phoenix gem

[@Nova-ru5mm]

Ik I'm late but same. It was the biggest whole in the movie I thought. Even beyond waiting, why wouldn't casting it again reset the timer.

[@josuegarro5437]

I wonder how those Phoenix gems even work, did the first one just ran out of battery? Was the spell to powerful for a single one making the second one useless to attempt the spell again and only making it work with two of those at the same time?

[@ahvah6971]

in the spell it says that they only have one chance which suggests that one person can only be brought back for a total of 24 hours, so i dont think it would work that way

[@joeyjerry1586]

No, they can’t do that. Even though their father was not fully brought back, he would’ve vanished by sunset even without a full body

[@TheSpencermacdougall]

They said it can only be done to someone once.

[@priscillajimenez27]

Crazy parallel of Chris playing a character where as a kid he's afraid to say goodbye to his dying parent 🤯

[@Uncle_Smidge]

As someone whose husband lost his mom to cancer as a teen, I can't fucking take him to the movies without this cliche bullshit ruining our every damn date night. It's a huge trope and it's EVERYWHERE. I've given up.

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

tom and chris also play characters who want a father figure

[@dramamole]

That part hit me the hardest. Same thing happened to me when I was a kid with my grandmother, haven't quite completely dealt with those issues even 2 decades later so yeah that part was no fun. Though I also appreciated it's addition.

[@thecooler22]

@@Uncle_Smidge Must be so hard for you...

[@myusername1385]

A Smidge of Boise that’s my problem with it because it actually happens and they just use it as an easy sob story without realising how hard it is to cope with that. It’s really insensitive.

[@jirehk6946]

CinemaSIns; WHo gets together to play game of Life? The Sims: Exists

[@colewilder7353]

Umm who gets together to play sims? My brother and i played sims or sims 2 long time ago but it was just so i wouldnt bug him later when he was playing cod

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

I miss "hold my beer" :)

[@travissmith2848]

Well.... there is also HEMA and associated LARP.

[@jasonsimmonds3664]

Isn't that a boardgame reference?

[@LaserBeem]

@@jasonsimmonds3664 yes lol

[@Mr_Kiwi]

Was the room the size of a closet, or was his brother the size of a closet???

[@lbvbrosvaldez3504]

lol

[@michaeloluwajuyemi4546]

L.O.L.!

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

My old room was just a big closet because there was no closet in it

[@Lilgreenboy46]

Attempted manslaughter isn't even a thing manslaughters when you kill somebody on accident

[@whiskeyshaw8818]

@Luna actually it is. Murder is when you purposefully kill someone, that was your plan and it was premeditated. Manslaughter is when you’re actively committing a crime and kill someone in the process, but you didn’t plan to do it. Like if you robbed a bank and shot a cop, you never were planning on shooting the cops, you just planned on robbing the bank

[@cellblocknine5385]

@@whiskeyshaw8818 Wrong. If you are robbing a bank and shoot an officer and he dies you would be charged with murder, not manslaughter.

[@cellblocknine5385]

@@whiskeyshaw8818 “Felony murder is a legal rule that expands the definition of murder. It applies when someone commits a certain kind of felony and someone else dies in the course of it.“ If you are in the process of committing a crime and you kill someone, you are going to be charged with murder. No one has ever been charged with manslaughter for robbing a bank and shooting and killing someone.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I loved every minute of that movie, it was really emotional for me. And the dynamic duo that is Tom Holland and Chris Pratt were perfect for the roles. With that aside, I'd love to see you do Trolls World Tour. Now that movie needs to be sinned big time

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

Shoulda known it was Tom Holland - that guy is literally a professional nerd!

[@thehub8372]

Trolls world tour was also a great movie not sure what your babbling about.

[@yughesyugu2393]

@@thehub8372 well but the ending is too happy or kinda something

[@yughesyugu2393]

Nah you name it

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

So you mean Spiderman and Starlord are actually long lost brothers and Peter is actually their family name, and their parents hate them enough to call them Parker and Quill?

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do Everything Wrong With Trolls: World Tour

[@epixstarxxv]

*everything*

[@jack-rx4bf]

I really want him to rip into nickelodeon shows

[@leshanablackwell8784]

Yes!

[@el-yerba-buena9678]

I just watch bad movies in Cinema Sins

[@JorjiCostava]

There’s No Point, The Entire Movie Is A Sin In Itself

[@mossdude9594]

That wasn't two minutes on the watch, it was two HOURS.

[@agled3112]

Jeremy makes a Sin video on Onward: Me: so you have chosen death....

[@silverthehedgehog5187]

I don’t think he means to hate one the movie

[@samahissimplistic]

Unoriginal joke aside there was LOTS to sin about this movie

[@slimetank394]

For The world building of this movie alone i would've given it 100 sins at least were i him. They seriously want me to believe that everyone can LITERALLY BRING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE if they believe in themselves hard enough and they go with pure SCIENCE?? the thing that had costed humanity thousands of years to develope just to do less than half of what magic can do?? Yeah fck that!

[@obinnaonyeije]

CinemaSins: mistakes two hours and thirteen minutes for two minutes and thirteen seconds Me: "Welp, Jeremy's about to get eaten alive by the comment section. I'll be sure to bring flowers to the funeral."

[@calmgoodfire4662]

Wow you completely changed your comment smh

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

@@calmgoodfire4662 what did they say?

[@calmgoodfire4662]

OwO your never know and i will

[@obinnaonyeije]

@@calmgoodfire4662 I didn't change the whole comment, I just changed four words.

[@katie15732]

"2 hours ago", early access?

[@civil_villain]

"If you want the magic to happen, step one is holding your staff." Too true, too true...

[@Suflysflash]

This movie was quite alright. But magic being gone and everyone acts like it’s not a thing that anyone practices anymore always annoyed me

[@GoldKnightColt]

Do Artemis Fowl, you’ll have fun with that.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Don’t. Just don’t. That...thing...doesn’t deserve CinemaSins attention. God I hated that movie.

[@GoldKnightColt]

@@thatguyintherain3168 Same.

[@FramesPerSecond]

Jeremy sounded extra bitter during this one. Hope he’s doing okay.

[@seaweedfish3284]

Derek Hottenstein facts

[@poopee3336]

his name is jeremy?

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

Maybe he genuinely didn’t like the movie that much

[@JustAZillennial]

@@poopee3336 Yup. He got especially bitter sinning that Justin Bieber movie because he hates Justin Bieber and added a sin because Justin's dad's name is also Jeremy.

[@alexamata7036]

Same

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Jeremy: Nobody used magic for evil Me: What if someone did and we just weren’t told about it?

[@blueismylove3128]

I think that's what he was saying. He was being sarcastic.

[@aidengray3998]

Also if we aren't told something in a movie it didn't happen.

[@ianrogers7149]

We didn't hear about it because Disney needs fuel for Onward 2.

[@thegamingangel8389]

I cried my eyes out at the ending, I watched the movie ONCE at home too, in theaters crying would be embarrassing. And now it sits in my movie bin, never to be touched after my eyes have cried.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I didn’t expect this movie to punch me in the feels, I don’t often cry in movies but dang...

[@kardaine29]

The last one, the dad mentioned the wizard name he wanted which meant he heard everything they had been talking about even though his physical body was just legs. Thats how he was able to be proud of the man he had become... at least thats my thought on it lol

[@jalenwarner7632]

barley literally said thats the one question he had for him when they saw him

[@GSMnocap]

Movie: gives character a big room Cinemasins: sins movie because the character's room is bigger then his was Thanks for likes guys!! Never had so many on anything I've posted.

[@davidzea-smith1417]

Jealous!

[@cintronproductions9430]

Wow, just, wow. XD

[@amphibiousgirly]

I'll always be bitter about my small room, so I understand lol

[@MrElionor]

Also it did not contain a lap dance

[@raydunakin]

I grew up with three younger brothers and always had to share a room with at least one of them, and often all of them. Then I'd see kids on TV shows bitching about some petty thing when they've got an entire room to themselves, and I'd want to slap them.

[@KyPenney]

"In this world, D&D would basically be the game of "Life"." Not correct, the movie quote acknowledges that Quests is 'historically accurate'. It would be more accurate to compare it to typical war games like Chainmail, Rebels and Patriots, or Axis & Allies. Plenty of people gather to play miniatures war-games.

[@caliberlight2818]

So like history ?

[@LnPPersonified]

Yeah, it's just like how some people do Civil War reenactment or SCA events. Tons of people would be into stuff like this even in a fantasy setting, and a tabletop game based on historical events isn't weird.

[@Hannah-uw2yj]

Thok. Hehe

[@jimmybinda]

Totally agree. It’s a movie and they can have a game be anything they want it to be. Hate when people compare it to something in the real world expecting it to HAVE to have the same rules and be “realistic”. It’s an animated fantasy film that has a game probably BASED on D&D, not a documentary.

[@TheGrimFamily]

If i recall correctly Gary Gygax used chainmail as a reference for the first iteration of D&D so yeah

[@megafrost9960]

Well, yeah, but I still cried like a baby at the end 😭

[@nubzt]

“I grew up sharing a room with my brother the size of a large closet” Why is this relatable

[@redxlaser1562]

“Does anyone ever get together to play LIFE!?” Well, there’s a reason so many ‘life simulators’ exist. There’s a board game literally called LIFE, and then there’s the Sims, and BitLife, and several games that focus on a specific part of life. Given how many games like this are immensely popular I think it’s worth giving a couple sins to you.

[@colewilder7353]

You are dumb arnt you? You realize he meant LIFE as in the game.. also who gets together to play it other then when your 5 and you play with mommie and daddy Also who gets together to play sims?? Oh and any online crap isnt getting together. Also as for other life sims or dating sims or anything that focuses on life as you say are kinda the games you play by yourself. Name one person who calls his friends to come over to play skyrim... No one? Okay then

[@captainjames4649]

@@colewilder7353 One word: Game night

[@miguelortiz3836]

He is refering to the game board called LIFE which isn't really popular and you have to have other players. "Life simulators" don't count in this alegory because 1 those are video games in which you may control many of the situations and are more like fantasies of what you would like your life to be and 2 and more importantly they are mostly played by yourself and can play them alone without the need of meeting someone(s) who are also interested on playing wich is a must for boardgames like D&D and LIFE.

[@Orsubiwerks]

“Me and my brother shared a room the size of a large closet” 😂 relatable

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Hehe

[@thejimmysofgatsby]

4:17 I feel like this one specifically worked because it was a handmade spell that was meant to be easy enough that a couple of teenagers could do it, and remember, different spells required different things, but still, good point.

[@Deatimere]

Jeremy: "and do you know anyone who gets together to play life?" The Sims: hold my beer

[@Hatchet_Draws]

Ah: Everything Spoilers Wrong Duh With My favorite show

[@asafartsi7028]

"I shared a room with my brother the size of a large closet!" You had a brother as big as a large closet?!?! All your sins forgiven, man, all sins forgiven...

[@2nd3rd1st]

10:04 The bumper is still magically where is was and Colt drives around it to not run it over. Shouldn't you be watching these on Bluray instead of VHS?

[@SirDankington]

9:22 ”My girlfriends daughter got me pulling my hair out” *My* *wife’s* *son*

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Wait what?

[@Locked0Out]

"this movie sucks, this movie sucks, this movie su-" -scene about how brothers are always there for each ither- "I KNOW THAT DAMN ONION VENDOR IS AROUND, SHOW YOURSELF!"

[@gachadark5897]

Elsa:you summoned me?

[@sailoralex1204]

@@gachadark5897 SHOW YOURSELF!

[@ryanmorgan5507]

Please just sin Cats already, Cinemasins. I wanna see if we're gonna end up with a Sincounter version 3.0 afterwards.

[@CptWillowRose]

Surprised no sin off for the emotional left field whammy that Barley has one more memory of his dad that is seriously heartbreaking to hear.

[@squidsaj1302]

At 13:40, you say “Trust me”. Are you speaking from experience?

[@suhailkarimadath9223]

You will get the joke when you're older

[@DLCS-2]

I think that he gave sm a necklace or sth , and they could tell that it was cheap.

[@Memoliam06]

Do you know anybody that gets together to play "life"? Me: Umm...

[@xhlcus88]

Liam O' Shea I do! With everyone I know! Even my bullies play it with me!

[@Al_-cf1dj]

I- I actually played a game called life- And met up with someone, specifically to play it-

[@familiagaraguso]

*_Monopoly_*_ has joined the chat._

[@bisexualichigo4227]

“Don’t let me die again” Hahahahhaa. That’s a joke I would expect from Rick & Morty.

[@fndsfflamer1549]

What

[@supersonic1991]

Yes

[@aritramaitra3341]

I think this movie is a lot more heartwarming if you know the backstory that the director made this movie as a love letter to his older brother. They had lost their dad when they were little kids, and barely had any memory of him. The thing they had of him was a voice recording. Just like Ian and Barley. This is basically their story told in a fictionalized world made so that he could express his love and gratitude for his brother. Think about that.

[@savikelly5023]

9:20 Do I know this is lazy representation? Yes. Am I still going to squeal and clap my hands in excitement whenever I see The Lesbian Cycolps? Yes. Yes, I am. Because I have to find representation somewhere.

[@OneSmallJellyfish]

We'll take anything we can get, honestly 😅

[@EdwinLopez-bw5du]

People flipped shit over her being lgbt. Imagine if she was a main character

[@kxngkxng]

The "my girlfriend's daughter" is so forced. No one says that. They'd just say *MY* daughter, or in this case, "I just became a parent" etc. They just had to add the girlfriend in there so people would get that she was gay. But yes, I will squeal. Gotta get our rep somewhere isn't it?

[@matthewtompkins5540]

@@kxngkxng Well it’s possible her girlfriend is bisexual and had a child from a heterosexual relationship at some point and maybe their relationship is too early for the cyclops to see the child as her daughter yet? Kind of reaching but it’s plausible I suppose.

[@kaishitlist2007]

I think it's more of a balancing act for media at this point. Since if you mention it once you can be called lazy. If you try to make it more clear then a mention you get chastised for "shoving it in people's faces" I'm frankly just happy that the voice actor did that and no one in the studio had a problem with it being in the movie

[@AMagicProduction]

This was a great Pixar original after a long time of “eh” sequels

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

What about toy story 4, the incredibles 2 or finding dory

[@Vincent_Beers]

Nice list of mediocre sequels

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

Vincent Beers those aren’t mediocre

[@zohabaig6426]

What about Coco

[@TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003]

Zoha Baig yeah

[@814912]

Onward: the last film I saw at the cinema before Lockdown.

[@feesukaminudaka5964]

Second to last film for me. GKids' dub of Tokyo Godfathers was the last film I ever saw in theatres.

[@DigiDestined13]

Same. And I remember my dad having a bad sinus infection when my mom and I went to see it. So he was freaked out he had Covid, and my mom and I were like "Yeah, no, you're prone to sinus infections, you get one at this time every year, stop making it worse than it is." And then his doctor confirmed we were right, and we got to do the "told you so" song and dance from Will and Grace.

[@truvak]

My condolences.

[@sallyroslin4634]

Onward: the show I saw IN quarantine during easter

[@speckie1309]

Honestly same, shortly after i had seen it the theaters closed

[@_.sk0llcandy._462]

6:56 **Fan-Fiction writers furiously taking down notes of the first half to use in a "college AU" fanfic**

[@EdenWoofWoof]

"Why Don't They Take A Picture of the map" Well... Ian's Phone Did Break and idk if Barley Has One

[@GSMnocap]

Movie: does nothing wrong Cinemasins: sins movie for reminding it of something unrelated

[@radcoon1610]

@NTX woah your so smart! you corrected him on a yt comment section! unbelievable! psych.

[@BascoHD]

NotARacoom you’re* Haha jk

[@Misto_deVito6009]

movie does nothing wrong hilarious

[@blueismylove3128]

@@radcoon1610 You're

[@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611]

@@radcoon1610 IN a yt comment section

[@vlogswithgavin6371]

6:05 because his phone got destroyed after doing the spell. It literally show the cracked phone.

[@mattlyon3627]

You must be new. Jeremy doesn't pay attention to movies

[@svenskkatt2890]

@@mattlyon3627 lol yes he does

[@mattlyon3627]

@@svenskkatt2890 except it very clearly wasn't working

[@vlogswithgavin6371]

@@svenskkatt2890 if a phone gets to cracked the screen stops working and you can get glass shards in your hand.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

Presumably Barley still had a working phone.

[@jackmiera6083]

Dude the outtakes make these videos so good😂

[@goldturtleking3967]

12:23 You say it's 2 minutes 13 seconds. But it's actually 2 hours 13 minutes and 7 seconds. That's what the small 07 means.

[@camivolkova182]

“Signed Walt Disney!” Lmaooo

[@iterumconare4258]

And do you know anybody who gets together to play the game of life? Jelly: Jacksepticeye: My entire family:

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I play it too with my family

[@danielleking262]

The moment he realized it was his brother who did all those things on his checklist really sold it for me, but dammit if I couldn't help sob when Barely hugged his dad and then he disappeared all while Ian could only watch from afar.

[@ddthewolf]

There was one part that actually made me cry for personal reasons *possible spoiler alert* the part when Barley started telling Ian about his 4th memory of their dad, which was going into the room to see their dad one last time, and then seeing him hooked up to all the different tubes and machines, and how scary it was for him, could relate. I had to do something similar once, when my own dad was sick. My mom asked me if I wanted to see dad and I decided to say yes, just because I knew I'd regret it if I didn't. However it was still scary to see my dad hooked up like he was. I was in complete shock. Thank goodness my dad pulled through and is still with us, but hearing Barely describe his dad like that brough back some dad hard memories

[@JoshTigerheart]

CinemaSins: *Sins a character having a big bedroom* Me: *Glances own overly big bedroom and too small living room* Can you guys also sin my apartment's architect? Please?

[@Iffy350]

2:32 “Do you know anyone who gets together to play the Game of Life?” Mormons.

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

the sims

[@PhantoMace2012]

Haha. Im a Mormon, I cant say I have ever played Life. Funny comment tho

[@chablemisspell]

I played that yesterday

[@Yeahwhatever6]

Bitlife ,it's in the name

[@heartsfrombris]

I've been waiting for this.

[@gourisrivastava7922]

A sin also for the fact that barley had driven the van into the rock and yet they somehow have cheesepuffs in the next scene....because, convenience

[@herosam1390]

*Another sin* “Only once is all we get. Grant me this rebirth. Til tomorrow’s sun has set, one day to walk the earth.” So, if they had until the next day at sunset, why not wait until the next morning so that they have 36 hours to be with their dad instead if 24?

[@KumaChrisVT]

The spell was already started by accident. the time didnt start when he finished the spell, but when he started it. The whole adventure is within 24 hours. If he hadnt accedentaly started the spell and somehow knew what they needed to fully do it without going on the journey, then yah they would have done that.

[@Locked0Out]

I thought the exact same thing.

[@cintronproductions9430]

@@KumaChrisVT Exactly, bingo bango!

[@DigiDestined13]

@@KumaChrisVT People really need to pay more attention when watching movies.

[@Dragynstone1202]

Another question is why didnt they get a day with the top half of their dad? Since magic lets the halves of their father survive independently of each other, why didnt they get another day once the sun set?

[@niamhcostello4766]

As someone who recently lost their dad, I really lived this film!!

[@GravityFallsFan101]

"Do you know anybody who gets together to play LIFE?!" My friends and I threw an end of the year party a few years where the only thing we did was play Game of Life and then go home lol

[@randomhuman7948]

Dude, you're laugh is amazing

[@leaveowits]

"So, what did he say?" *"DON'T LET ME DIE AGAIN!"* lol 😂

[@toonytoons8360]

Your voice is perfect for this

[@fernisplant]

Wouldn't casting the spell again reset the timer, and with it another day for the dad to stay? That always bugged me.

[@hunner5622]

I thought there would be a sin about them not getting cheeto dust all over them