Everything Wrong With Pixels In Super Lots Of Minutes

[@unluckylucky21]

You know, I wonder what a movie would look like if CinemaSins made it.

[@LoverOfStuff]

Britton McLinn I know!! It wouldn’t exist SIN-FREE!!

[@sl3dg3m4m4]

i think the internet would implode and we would all have to start reading books again

[@CantDraw-bq6pj]

They said Lego Batman was pretty close

[@imslickzz1630]

Britton McLinn "Perfectly balanced as all things should be"

[@jakeeveryonesfather6965]

Constants sarcasm, cussing, and no exiting plot

[@BrixVGM]

Plus one sin for the fact the kid, who does not know "Classic" games, recognizes the pacman cheat code.

[@ChoclatePanGaming]

That sin makes no sense. Even if he didnt know the classics, hes played video games. He probably knows what a cheat code looks like.

[@michaelwilliams7140]

ChoclatePan Gaming But would he know it was the specific cheat for the specific game

[@thisguy9943]

Jacob Fartourious XD XD He could recognize that it is a cheat code with significance, and google that shit

[@piguy5450]

it says fukin "pac man" on it

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Keaton Lord of the Quizzes You do realize that Google didn't exist at that point in time, right? Hell, computers weren't widespread until the 90s.

[@Nathan-ti9pm]

"Sean Bean isn't dying in this scene" Oh yes he is on the inside

[@Julian-ej7tr]

Nath an 500th like

[@1aundulxaldin]

Online internet reference to another funny internet medium that satirizes movies but in trailer form is more or less funny.

[@thekingofprotoss4376]

800'th

[@benkazel]

Nath an A

[@dr.k8610]

He said that in the Martian too. Also Sheds one tear for Boromir

[@iexist1300]

It's weird how video game movies often don't turn out well, despite how many video games have better storylines than most movies.

[@kirara2516]

Detective Pikachu was pretty good.

[@captain_awesome2134]

I think it's be a most if the time those storyline were created to be told through video games, not movies.

[@joshybug122864]

Also the fact that you can interact with a videogame, and watching a videogame movie, you lose that connection, plus most of them, not all, are really crappy

[@Sebastiantynkky]

Free guy was good

[@rapidtwo1427]

My parents let me play rdr2 in the living room because it looked like a movie

[@Cupcub71]

10:52 "Are they running to the middle of the field just to stand?" Yes. Welcome to the military. This is literally the most realistic part of the movie.

[@awesomeman8385]

Hurry up and wait

[@danielwilliams4701]

#TRUTH

[@DammnDeejay]

If you're on time, you're late but if you're early...😆

[@loganisreallyraw]

You're not wrong.

[@thewoodencarrot3968]

420th like Lol

[@GnomallyOrcward]

My college had an advanced DVD screening of this movie. Even though I paid nothing to see it I felt like they owed me a refund.

[@GnomallyOrcward]

+Gnomally Orcward Some sins they missed. The gameplay was being shown on monitors in the tournament. How could Peter Dinklage cheat in such a supervised event? How could he use cheat codes in a real life car? The aliens started attacking because Peter cheated and thus forfeited the challenge, so why in the middle of the attack do they give them a redo with Donkey Kong?

[@cuminte]

so when are you going to destroy it.

[@steeledminer616]

+Gnomally Orcward I can give you that refund! *hands over refund*

[@robertagren9360]

+steeledminer616 want refund for watching this on youtube

[@steeledminer616]

Robert Ågren NO! I only give away 1 full refund, and that was already done.

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

Wow, just exposing myself to this much of the movie almost gave me an aneurysm.

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

Still better that Fant4stic

[@RyansChannel0203]

You must've had a major headache. Hope you feel better. Go watch the movie then.

[@flounder2760]

+The Generation Extreme TGX (Game Reviews And Stuff) yeah that movie was so hyped and it was shit. was i the only one that enjoyed the original fantastic 4 reboot with chris evans and jessica alba?

[@AlexMartinez-cu5bw]

That deserves a sin. *ding*

[@EvolBob1]

+The Generation Extreme TGX (Game Reviews And Stuff) Hey, I went to that school, Sin 53! The South Harmon Institute of Technology - it was shit.

[@ivaneloloapedo8274]

Not gonna lie, I've started watching these instead of the actual movies, and it works perfectly

[@zzirfamo24]

Not gonna lie, this is definitely a movie you wanna watch tho. Especially if you baked or if you drink.

[@haynprincess21]

1 U_/

[@leonmusk4852]

@@zzirfamo24 Not gonna lie I'd rather die than watch this dumpster fire.

[@stratboiog9568]

@@leonmusk4852 this movie was beautiful 🤑

[@mathinho1237]

Brairot at best

[@ExpomationStudios]

U gotta admit. The CGI was awesome for this, but the story line was horrendous

[@watersheep7175]

Yea it was really good

[@theunknownreturns]

Ehh, it's good for what it is.

[@memenest468]

Tbh it was really good movie

[@thegoldenhotdog345]

Stupid overall storyline but everything else is awesome.

[@ThatPortaPottyGuy]

The cgi was probably the best part

[@SmugTomato]

When I saw that scene at the end with all baby Quberts, I walked out the theater screaming Nope. Too bad there were only 7 people there to see it...

[@kevinclon]

+King Fluttershy Its ok Fluttershy, Im sure Twilight can fix this!

[@dracu9833]

+Kevin Hall there is no magic in the world powerful enough to fix...this. maybe Discord could turn it funny...somehow. on the other hand, this movie is already a parody of itself, so there's really nothing much to do for him.

[@SmugTomato]

+JH CC I don't obsess over MLP at all, I just found this username funny as hell. This movie is shit though.

[@SmugTomato]

+Commander Frog So basically, they were never adorable...

[@Panzerbjrn]

+King Fluttershy +Commander Frog Since I haven't seen the move, what are the implications?

[@maximumrisk2004]

Yep, I could have done without the Qbert ending as well. That was kind of disturbing.

[@marquis911]

+failstreet99 I would have guessed you gave HIM one with a @*#%$ mouth like that.

[@JoaqMan]

+failstreet99 Just look at his mouth.

[@flarestorm9417]

+maximumrisk2004 That ending raises way more questions than I actually want to know the answer to. Not to mention that ending (and Ludlow's character in general) is kind of offensive to people who play games as a hobby. Yeah I know it's a joke but, seriously?

[@bayshell9999]

+MetalMaster05 couldn't agree more

[@chaselovell2554]

If they were normal babies I might of been kinda ok with it.

[@Julieannxoxoo]

i actually loved this movie 5 years ago because i didn't realize all of the plot holes and even after knowing the corrupted storyline i still love it

[@mrdean2539]

Wait a minute, is everyone overlooking the fact that this was a Futurama episode from 2002? Although, Futurama did do it better.

[@sleepwalking3345]

@Thor Odinson no u

[@Zach-Fetters]

@Thor Odinson watch your fucking mouth

[@gabcis3064]

@@madkirk7431 nope

[@madkirk7431]

@@christopherbennett6571 bruh

[@aarushladdha8583]

the internet came together to prove something RIGHT

[@charliepanda4197]

South Harmon Institute of Technology ... Well played, CinemaSins. Well played.

[@chinococoa6743]

+Charlie Panda OH, MY GOD! It's been confirmed!

[@tjtji99]

It's a movie reference

[@ElMikkino]

+Charlie Panda Originally from the movie Accepted, starring Justin Long (the I'm a Mac guy) and Jonah Hill.

[@cheese7960]

+twit twit ya

[@JoeL_1zrd]

+Charlie Panda I thought it was because the capitalized letters there spell S-H-I-T

[@mikeoxlong2740]

Imagine someone had to write the script to adam sandlar

[@mikeoxlong2740]

***** no way

[@danpowton3193]

+Velocir P. Raptor I honestly have no trouble believing that

[@thegreatherox]

+Filip Hällgren I imagine it was just a child who wrote this

[@sandbakk77]

+Filip Hällgren If you give a thousand monkeys a typewriter each and infinite time, they will eventually write the complete works of Shakespear. The script to an Adam Sandler movie? One monkey, one hour. Lol.

[@JetYabuki]

No that isnt how he sounds now i watched the movie he sounded normal

[@gamoep01]

15:52 Because most of the video game characters they've destroyed were hit by those Light Canons that make those light cubes "calm down", but Q*bert just hit the ground, and he's suppose to be a forever lasting trophy

[@ePai9e]

You forgot the parts where they basically say you cant make a career out of playing video games. That's what tore me up the most.

[@danielmol3661]

+E - Paige Its true.

[@nightfury7519]

+Daniel no its no

[@danielmol3661]

+night fury It is.

[@FrayTitannia]

+albertpower8 There are also other things you can do such as write reviews for IGN.

[@danielmol3661]

True, but that's gaming related, wich is something different. Playing games on its own won't bring you anywhere.

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

I have a sin! When the game characters come to life it’s supposedly because of the video arcade time capsule that got sent up into space. In the competition it appears there were no consoles, so how does Tetris, Mario and things from other consoles show up the final battle?

[@masonasaro2118]

Mario was in donkwy kong, and tetris had an arcade game from atari back then, but it was WAY younger than that

[@LenHarms]

The movie is called Pixels but everything is in Voxels.

[@brine_909]

+Len Harms good point

[@emil8100]

+Len Harms Thank you

[@Zairin.]

+Len Harms should be infinity sins for misnaming the movie

[@cuminte]

nice.

[@mysticking16]

+Len Harms YES!!!! I'm not the only one that noticed this

[@800Ms-k6n]

This movie actually has a brilliant concept and a very good talented director behind the project, everything changed when Adam Sandler came on board as a producer and stars in it

[@haynprincess21]

1 U_/

[@devony.7737]

You know, when I first saw this movie there was a part in it that really got to me. It was when Adam Sandler and that kid are talking about modern games or whatever, and Adam's all like, "What do you do if you mess up?" And the kid says, "There's a reset button." Adam then has the AUDACITY to say "We didn't have those when I was a kid." Ummm, what?! The first reset button for a game system was on the Magnavox Odyssey in 1972, A DECADE before the beginning of the movie takes place! In fact, every mainstream console from the Atari 2600 to the Gamecube had a reset button on it! Not only that, but the kid's wrong, too! I'm pretty sure there isn't a reset button on the PS4! So, all in all, this movie sucks, and I hate it.

[@frankie497]

i didint read the entrie thing but based on the stuff i did read you hate the movie

[@jcking3156]

@@ratio9327 you do realize that’s literally the only thing this channel does right 😂

[@peecrackers3778]

okay well they weren’t talking about “reset buttons” on systems. they were talking about when you die in a game and you get to restart. for example in a shooter game (which is what the kid was talking about) when you die, you usually come back to life and start from where you left off. adam’s character, sam , makes it a point that the games he played back in his day didn’t have that.

[@nico_6729]

ok, but they're different things, the reset button that you're talking about turns the console off, then turn it on while the movie is talking about checkpoints, in the older games, there are no checkpoints, it means that if you mess up, you'll have to restart from the beginning, and in modern games there are suck a thing, do you get it?

[@frankie497]

@@nico_6729 no...

[@SimmonsProductions27]

I remember my dad and two of my friends were planning on going to one of my favorite musicians concerts one day during August, but my dad assumed my friends didn't want to go to the concert, so he insisted that we went and saw this instead. I regret it.

[@PotatoMaGobinus]

+Noah Simmons RIP in peace

[@Gangster-dn4jt]

Who was performing?

[@davidnewell9747]

+Gangster104 JOHN CENA

[@SimmonsProductions27]

Gangster104 Watsky. George Watsky. He's a poet and also a rapper.

[@Gangster-dn4jt]

+Noah Simmons Yeah, u should've gone to the concert

[@an_annoying_cat]

I was just thinking how to make a sinless movie, and I finally figured it out! Don't make one.

[@itzn1ghtm4r34]

An_Annoying_Cat There is no movie. *DING*

[@joshthebrawler]

Itz N1ghtm4r3 DANG IT! YOU FOILED THE PLANNNNN!!!!

[@RISPER89]

Gee ed see 4rd dr 55td and 43rr ty BP p jump pump Nino

[@LimboGene]

Just watch CinemaSins and literally do the opposite of everything he says.

[@Lukas99g]

Pong: the movie

[@billcipher1756]

they should have named the movie "we dont understand presidential security" but i understand that pixels was shorter

[@novomundo7559]

Lol but i think that it was actually accurate, the president called him and by i know, the president can call anyone to their room and no one can protest

[@derricklemon1971]

I’m not shaking your hand

[@littenz338]

You forgot a sin: President: I got it, sweetheart. Bratty Girl: ...Why did you yell at me? He did not yell at her.

[@littenz338]

Woah, 3 likes already.

[@jacksonjosephjproductions9812]

+Speedpainter Minus now you got 9

[@hehe13619]

+Speedpainter Minus Now 12 lol

[@BamboozledMS]

Now you've got 24

[@jacksonjosephjproductions9812]

Speedpainter Minus Fastest.Liking.EVAR.

[@MasterCharlie104]

Didn't Futurama do this in a 10 minute segment of an episode? and didn't they do it a helluva lot better?

[@dethbreth8]

+MasterCharlie104 Indeed they did. General Pac-Man must be rolling in his grave.

[@aoiwjdioaiowd]

+MasterCharlie104 freddie wong did this a lot better and didn't limit it to the arcade games, can't remember the futurama version though

[@ralphc314]

+MasterCharlie104 Yes they did.

[@dethbreth8]

JasperGaming It was the second section of "Anthology of Interest II"

[@endfite]

+MasterCharlie104 Yes they did, most of Sandlers movies are copies of other better things.

[@micaiahmoore]

17:02 I thought he was going to bring up the fact that there was no way in hell that the cheat codes could have stayed on the pair of glasses after being dropped in the river.

[@lyntonfleming]

Easy to etch things into glass. Or, you know, stain it in.

[@kidkamikaze1440]

Lynton Fleming I was goanna say that

[@JadeIsChronicallyTired]

or the fact that this dude still has these glasses for whatever reason, only for them to be found and used as evidence to incriminate him as a cheater.

[@SpicyMB]

Forget that how did He put a cheat code in a car?

[@Zurui1150]

@@SpicyMB That's what I want to know!

[@rozu583]

Adam Sandler is like dreamworks: they *can* make good stuff, they just don't

[@cursedtails1249]

*Sony

[@WadeWilson72-47]

@@cursedtails1249 X2 Sony fits more that definition

[@TheHeadcanon]

I think Illumination would better fit.

[@fuzzychunkymunky2858]

What are you talking about, DreamWorks make awseome movies. The Shrek franchise, the Madagascar franchise and The Bee Movie are all classics.

[@cursedtails1249]

@@fuzzychunkymunky2858 don’t forget the How to Train your Dragon franchise

[@FrozenfireZA]

Recipe for every Adam Sandler movie ever: Adam stars a down and out loser who isn't really going anywhere with his life. Loser meets girl and encounters some form of trouble/Loser encounters trouble and meets a girl. Loser then miraculously saves day and gets girl. SSDD.

[@angelhdzdev]

Moral of the story: Losers can get any girl they wish if they save the day from some impossible shit.

[@zel932]

The Cobbler. Jack and Jill. Grown Ups 1 & 2. Click. Hotel Transylvania. Big Daddy. To name a few exclusions.

[@unimportantcommenter673]

SSDD?

[@FrozenfireZA]

Unimportant Commenter "same stuff different day"

[@nocturne2029]

I'd like to know why Adam Sandler keeps wanting to play the loser who eventually and inexplicably comes out on top. Why doesn't he want to play someone GOOD? Can he not pull off roles like that? Is he just re-telling his life story? Honestly your formula isn't even that much of a joke, it genuinely fits every damn Adam Sandler movie out there

[@SamanthaGonzalez-vm3lk]

Waiting for: Furious 7 Dracula Untold Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Wolf of Wall Street

[@Luckychris02]

City of bones had one job. Which was make a movie about the book yet failed in even that.

[@Chice]

Every single cinemasins video on Furious movie is basically the same :(

[@ellie9248]

Sans - Chice because every fast and furious is the same 💩

[@jonathan_kelly9794]

+Leah Nassim yes they are peach

[@jonathan_kelly9794]

+Leah Nassim I mean preach

[@SilentlySane]

only 1 sin for the last thing? hell those mental scars are worth at least 50.

[@meganwillard4709]

50? i vote for 100.....

[@erminiumf.9526]

No no no no no... 500

[@meganwillard4709]

***** how about a million?

[@minipanga]

A small loan of a million sins

[@astrangeone]

Lol. I saw the movie with a friend, and the last thing got me to chuckle at least. Urgh....poor Q-Bert!

[@josephmcclain6466]

Bruh “what is that kid doing on the street at night... is he a drug dealer” I’m dead lmao

[@gorcpic5784]

10:54 "Where are they go-go-going to so quickly? Are they running to the middle of the field just to stand?" Yep! Welcome to "Hurry up and wait," the military motto.

[@johnthelesserofthethirdoft863]

GorcPic preach. 2nd thing taught in boot. 1st was standing at attention.

[@lisabarnes924]

They took wreck-it-ralph, put it in reverse, added Adam Sandler, took out all of the funny jokes, and added sexual jokes, some shit and cringing. And that's how you make Pixels the movie! ~👍

[@dilpickle96]

👍👍👍

[@juliewinchester4799]

Isn't putting Adam Sandler in the movie already "took out all the funny jokes"? It's redundant to say both.

[@lisabarnes924]

Joshua Wood well played.... 👏👏

[@reginal1691]

You forgot to sin the braces on the kid that won second place making hime seem geeky clíche

[@sherrybernard462]

It's cliché not clíche.

[@chistopher1185]

Your Killer so that makes it 162 sins. 👍

[@toxictrophy4694]

Too many sins to list them all. Every second is a sin

[@longge9310]

Yep +1 sin👍

[@bitpumpkinn2923]

If every second is a sin, that is ~6300 sins. Still less than the room

[@alyssaturcotte9209]

I didn't get the "South Harmon Institute of Technology" joke for a solid five minutes, I was midway through the rest of the video and I was like "OHHHH"

[@polycatmagic1236]

I... Didn't get it until I read this comment and saw it written out for a longer period of time🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Alexander_Luv1]

i didnt get it till i read ur comment.

[@sud1881]

@@Alexander_Luv1what was the joke

[@zoreander]

​@@sud1881 S.H.I.T.

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

You forgot a sin, In the scene at 16:40 , In the movie the chick skulls a beer with a very clear & in your face "Bud Light" logo.

[@jeneralgod]

+MrHeyfuckoff jeremy hasnt since the movie click yet so he doesnt know about it

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

Jack ripper Reply to the wrong comment?

[@jeneralgod]

MrHeyfuckoff yeah wtf? lol sorry

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

Jack ripper No problem, I get it all the time for some reason XD

[@jeneralgod]

MrHeyfuckoff hahaha, now i cant find that idiot who said that comment before you :(

[@brutalnuisance246]

This movie would've ended in 3 minutes if they'd just called the Koreans.

[@themaqueovelic]

Or anyone really, I bet that between the 2 of us or any randos in the comment section things would've gone pretty much (or even better than in) the movie.

[@geokim8590]

Lol the koreans

[@neks4445]

Even faster with the chinese players

[@gnarly.bulblax]

That’s racist. **Ding**

[@AAA-ws3xt]

or just japan military oohh wait (i cant say that)

[@torgiebride8558]

0:47 Crane machines DO have patterns. I read somewhere that the claw on the crane is mechanically rigged to only be strong enough to actually clasp and grip an item every 20x or so.

[@Marc-lf4du]

TorgieBride85 not so much a pattern as a "feed me lots of money"

[@torgiebride8558]

Enebee Ogloospls LMAO

[@a76137]

They are programmed, its usually inside the cabinet at the bottom of the machine. Those stacker games, cut the wire games, and get the key in the hole games are also programmed to win only every few hundred attempts

[@nonsugarnoki]

False.

[@betsi_cibrian6779]

TorgieBride85 20x ft,in,mi,GIVE ME MORE INFO

[@hhhsp951]

When I saw "In it's an Adam Sandler movie minutes" I thought "oh it's never gonna end is it?"

[@Keverember]

Do Fant4stic! That movie was the biggest non-movie I've ever seen.

[@theodorbondoc6345]

+Kevin Oliver Fanfourstick?

[@loopzlozoria]

Is that one of those parody movies? I dont think they do sin videos for those.

[@Keverember]

loopzlozoria it sure felt like one!

[@beeholder1160]

What an awful movie.

[@Eliwoodfan10]

+StupendousRecks 65 a movie do bad it doesn't deserve to be called fantastic.

[@SwordsOfAwesomeMC]

imagine if adam sandler and micahael bay did a movie together... forget i ever aid that

[@cloudycloudi631]

I would pay so much to see that.

[@ElijahRichards25]

+Weesnalf 2 PIXELS should have been directed by Micheal Bay, at least the effects would last longer.

[@UnPokemon]

+Weesnalf 2 Most likely CinemaSins reason of suicide.

[@delskibara8524]

An unfunny Explosive movie

[@gob384]

+Weesnalf 2 And bring in Midnight Shamalon.

[@montoto90]

5:16 this movie predicted Infinity War

[@davidhong1934]

I feel bad now

[@ethan7520]

Nah, Infinity War took the idea from this movie.

[@hylianro]

Emerlinia The comic book was made decades before this movie

[@TanukisOnPluto]

It did tho

[@ignacio1171]

fuck man, you made me laugh

[@WulfieZi]

When my aviation unit was in Korea we got to make up our own callsign, and the choice we ended up going for was Galaga. We even painted a huge pixelated mural inside our office with "highscores" of the operators who had the most flight hours. If nothing else this proves that the military is also full of nerdy gamers. Well, and children. We were gonna be Bad Dragon but our platoon leaders vetoed it because it was "inappropriate" or something.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Oh cool, another Military Furry.

[@artobaron399]

Nice

[@deep-spaghetti]

This movie feels like there's a whole act missing or something, when I watched it for the first time I actually though I fell asleep halfway through and just didn't realize it, but that's just how to movie goes.

[@devonstigall3215]

its a adam sandler movie *begins to add 500 sins*

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

*an

[@justipooh6866]

@@wheeeeeeeeeee, A and An make sense in the sentence

[@jimmyfelton2825]

@@justipooh6866 no

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

@@justipooh6866 If the next word begins with a vowel its 'an' if not, its 'a'

[@justipooh6866]

@@wheeeeeeeeeee, eh, idk it still makes sense to me. Whatever floats your boat I guess

[@casimirkulikowski5949]

This movie can not be what was intended when someone said "hey let's make a movie about stuff from the 80s coming back to haunt us" and instead the producers thought it was going to be a twist on back to the future, NOT F*CKING PACK MAN

[@FleaOnMyWiener]

Pac-Man*

[@AntwanThomaz]

When you realize it's based on the movie Pixels, but KZbin thinks it's Ghostbusters so they put the "Buy or Rent" Ad for it. +1 Sin.

[@IsaiahRichards692]

13:18 So, just to clarify: we have Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Josh Gad, and Tyrion Lannister fighting video game characters, yet they still somehow found a way to make it bomb?!

[@madkirk7431]

you forgot an "are" between "Lannister" and "fighting", im sorry i had to be that guy... i will now go jump off of a minecraft cliff because ive become the very thing i swore to destroy...

[@_stupidbro]

It didn't bomb, though. Whether you like the movie or not, it made money.

[@LadyOnikara]

Well, I liked this movie, but I'm easy and usually hate movies everyone else liked.

[@anikmonette2140]

@@_stupidbro I'm not sure about how much Sandlers invested in it so it's possible that it flopped even if the film grossed more than it's alleged budget...

[@Hellwyck]

Tyrion Lannister is a fictional character, you mean Peter Dinklage.

[@CroshVine]

"Toru Iwatani has clearly gone mad." Is my favorite sentence ever.

[@Anonymous-zj8lr]

Am i the only one who saw the movie but forgot it existed

[@Ozilus21]

Your brain made you a favor

[@frowny_brow]

Probably. But don't worry, I can end your suffering for you. Just throw him into the fountain, Kirby. THROW HIM INTO THE FOUNTAIN KIRBY!

[@alientooth9125]

no

[@BoudyDSi]

Me I forgot about it

[@margaret2403]

I didn’t cause I named my dog after the movie

[@duhrandomduh6242]

With the tech support at the house, I think you should have gotten from context clues that he’s been there before, and not a stranger.

[@nthgth]

Yeah I thought he was a bit harsh there too

[@murkystorm2530]

Imagine this movie but with modern video games. "WE NEED TO BUY THE ULTRA SUPER DELUXE EDITION SIR"! "WE NEED MORE LOOT CRATES"! "MICRO TRANSACTIONS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THE ALIENS"!

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Murkystorm 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CalebCraft10]

Murkystorm 2 If I get to see Sandler ragdoll off a cliff after a guardian laser blast, than it's a deal.

[@capdoingthings752]

MY ULTIMATE IS READY WE'LL GIT UM NEXT TUYM GUYS

[@danioking5369]

OH GOD THERE ARE SO MANY SCUNTS

[@theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268]

*YOU GOTTA HOLE IN YA RIGHT WING* *YOU GOTTA HOLE IN YA LEFT WING* EXTERMINATE THEM

[@ChindlerBong]

"From lazy Adam Sandler, comes yet another lazy, plot-less, farted out comedy!" SJ

[@rubenvanzijst]

+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god and it will make money because of video games and stupid people!

[@Szadek23]

+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god Worst of all, he made another one in 2015.

[@Caroline-mp9tf]

+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god ahah

[@fanfaretloudest]

+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god Haha, that makes me think of "Starring Rob Schneider... The Carrot!"

[@chongsfury4358]

faaaaaaaaaaaaart

[@dlweiss]

This video is only 9 seconds longer than the video for "Ant Man." How the hell is that possible?

[@Mimyakko]

+dlweiss Ant Man is equally bad

[@dlweiss]

Mimyakko YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SIR. :O

[@byufan]

+Mimyakko it was a fun movie.

[@Mimyakko]

+dlweiss Ok fine. Pixels is better than Ant Man.

[@dlweiss]

Mimyakko (Passes out from dismay)

[@dizzy_tristgagexd3782]

I love how he explains everything wrong with every movie in just this movie

[@novacommander4297]

South Harmon Institute of Technology ...I see what you did there.

[@Talamare]

www.southharmoninstituteoftechnology.org/

[@novacommander4297]

Oh,my God, that's actually a thing?

[@MrLaczopeter]

It's from the film "Accepted"

[@novacommander4297]

laczó péter Oh, okay.

[@johnliebkemann5678]

Sugar Honey Iced Tea!

[@creatorrater2931]

19:04 Jeremy, with that last sin, I can't sleep

[@capdoingthings752]

Wait is the Cinema Sins guy's name Jeremy? Huh...

[@kobecalayag707]

1:55

[@subwaykitty683]

Ludlow fucked q*bert

[@Bearthedancingman]

Just don't ever google 'qubert rule 34'....dont.....do it. Just...... Don't.

[@goofygantt5759]

.

[@Cteklite]

"Everything wrong with Pixels..." You could've just played the whole movie and the theme of this video wouldn't change.

[@whitherwhence]

The difference is that this is funny.

[@migueljuarez448]

This was made 5 years ago. Yet it has made me laugh harder than all his other uploads

[@StefanyxHerrera]

How did Adam Sandler make it in Hollywood? He's the same character in every movie

[@DarkCloudNC]

true

[@bobfeet573]

+Jacob Zondag bully Madison was good and from what I've heard so is happy Gilmore

[@ECL28E]

They're very funny movies. Their not good movies, but they're still funny and memorable

[@JoybuzzerX]

He's had points of not being the same character. That said, watch a lot of famous actors. They're often the same character in every movie :p

[@bobfeet573]

+Brand X like Harrison Ford? Is he the guy that kicks ass and always wins?

[@anixias]

Why is the movie called "pixels" when it is clearly using voxels?

[@giancarlodagostino1269]

I totally agree

[@UnPokemon]

+AnixiasPlays Cause you'd really think Adam Sandlers would even know the word Voxel? I'm not convinced of that.

[@L7vanmatre]

+AnixiasPlays Because not many people know the word "voxel" and they want many people to recognize the word.

[@Messier_-82]

+AnixiasPlays it'd be fun if the movie was called "Voxels")

[@harrietamidala1691]

+AnixiasPlays *ding!* though seriously, I can see why it was called Pixels--I don't think a lot of people know what Voxels are (hell, even I don't know what Voxels are--I don't play video games)

[@Deedo_67]

The Toru Iwantani calling Pac-man his son scene was (the only scene) honestly able to get a smile out of me. It’s funny and rather cute.

[@teshiku1249]

Years ago this film got me into retro gaming, and I still love it

[@jessechuff]

why does Sandler's voice sound like its either slightly pitched down or he's trying hard to make his voice sound deeper? is that just me?

[@donnelwaddledee965]

Nah, I noticed it too

[@nateomega]

+Mentalitarium I believe the video has been slowed to avoid being found and pulled by the studio for possible illegal use.. Bootleg movies on youtube are done this way all the time.

[@jessechuff]

Nate oh that's true I didn't think about that.

[@Breathless2012]

+Nate Nope. Not slowed down. It's the same speed as the normal movie. It really is just Adam Sandler's normal voice now. Age really hits people hard sometimes. Plus, I also think Sandler just did not care about this movie at all to do his normal upbeat voice for it.

[@Cesarser004]

+Nate Yeah because having the movie title in the video title isn't going to arouse any suspicion.

[@Johnnythat1dude]

Anyone feel like Adam Sandler is dead on the inside?

[@joshualammers3127]

hehehe, yeah

[@walkingcypress7314]

Was there ever any question?

[@Hanatash]

+Johnnythat1 Dude No, he's just Jewish.

[@Soggys0up85]

+Hanatash But he's a tough Jew, he could kick most people asses

[@Greyghostvol1]

+Johnnythat1 Dude This is called "Not giving a fuck". As in, Sandler didn't give a fuck throughout this movie, and it shows.

[@V1dW4tcher]

I prefer Q*Bert from Wreck-it Ralph than this one.

[@gustyko8668]

+V1dW4tcher Freaking everyone does!

[@Weap0]

+V1dW4tcher I prefer everything from Wreck-it Ralph than this one. :P

[@bombasticbrian.]

Just like everyone sane person does

[@stardust-reverie]

+Weap0 With good reason; Wreck-It Ralph is a much better movie than this.

[@Rexman802]

Bro this movie brings me happy memories of good years

[@jojalopes]

I just looked this up on Rotten Tomatoes - 16% score from the critics!

[@thatreviewguy7601]

Oooof

[@giantenemycrab1192]

To high honestly

[@iamacatperson7226]

Very generous people, aren’t they

[@Filterdeez]

Fuck critics, they gave Room and Ghostbusters remake badass scores. Both of those movies were literal garbage fires

[@RyanConnell5150]

I laughed out loud nonstop when I saw this in theaters. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@lemonlemon7932]

An other sin:why did the aliens give pac-man eyes when all they saw was the game?

[@kroduss4802]

Aaron Roque because aliens like aesthetically pleasing pacmans

[@giggityking6505]

So that pac-man can see where he's going

[@lizewilcox9898]

There is one version where pacman has eyes. Not my favorite version, but still created around the same company who created the original pacman. Also Pacman would probably need to see where he is going.

[@Greg-ix4nu]

SnowyStormz pacmen*

[@adampezzutti6181]

Omg your right I never even thought about it that

[@blobby892]

9:00 adam i don't feel to good

[@anonyyminettikiusaaja1225]

Nooooo

[@garlicisnice]

That's not that funny.

[@blobby892]

story of my life dude

[@KuraiSomnium]

Too soon dude

[@albond]

blobtard *TOO good. You certainly live up to the "tard" part of your name.

[@linkthehero8431]

12:20 That same thing worked for a lot of people in the mid to late 90s when game franchises made the jump from 2D to 3D.

[@Belbecat]

Glad I've avoided this movie like the plague. However, seeing how much money it still made is just so disheartening.

[@carltonbanks1932]

Looks like we got a 12 year old here...

[@jacobhamblin4255]

+Angel of Art um thats not bullying.

[@Belbecat]

I'm confused. Was I just called a bully or was I just told that I should ignore other peoples opinions.....? Am I the 12 year old?

[@jacobhamblin4255]

Belbecat im confused as shit

[@subwayroomba5468]

+Belbecat i couldn't sit still because i was nerd rageing. the movie was awesome!

[@CampeónPictures]

Is "Kevin James has to be my co star" in every Adam Sandler contract for almost every movie he does???

[@EnergeeZz]

Either him or Rob Schneider. Lol

[@EnergeeZz]

+Jay Thompson Okay just got to the part. He is so right, it was that the Indian boy part wasn't played by one of his friends.

[@superxmario128]

They are good friends irl so that pretty much explains why

[@ubermaster1]

+WorldDamian Adam Sandler movies always has the same cast cause he uses his shitty movies to pay for them to go vacation somewhere.

[@thelojay]

I'm surprised because Adam Sandler's a wicked nice guy, and I heard Kevin James is terrible to work with.

[@kaivabrahmane21]

2:40 you predicted the future, CinemaSins son.

[@wac0b]

scary nya >w

[@kaivabrahmane21]

Alice crisp It's the prophecy.

[@kaivabrahmane21]

Potassium Bear `-` yee

[@camalbak831]

kaivabrahmane21 nice client

[@thegreendude1823]

kaivabrahmane21 a

[@imbopam198]

would've been cool if pacman was twice the size of the earth and he was just slowly moving towards eating the whole planet in the sky

[@Lutranereis]

The sin count was way too fucking low for this movie.

[@RyansChannel0203]

No. It was fine.

[@joshuakim4493]

+Ryan R. i haven't seen the movie and i agree that the sin count is too fucking low

[@TheCalComics]

+Lutranereis Should have had an "80s Reference" Bonus Round.

[@loner3296]

They should have mentioned that once the aliens won fair and square, they GAVE EARTH ANOTHER CHANCE TO DESTROY THEM!!!

[@00soundwave00]

+Andrew Lopez In what universe is this a good movie? Seriously.

[@attache675]

LADY LISAAAAAAAA!!!!: “Lady Lisa” *Ding* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!: “No” *Ding* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tinyt.w.i.m7291]

I came back to this video for that moment specifically

[@Raincally]

A bad love story as Twilight. (But that part was pretty funny)

[@Jayco-mu2ty]

18:35

[@Jayco-mu2ty]

Lol😂😂

[@jietroraximoff2805]

15:53 Q*Bert is a trophy which (i'm guessing) means that they don't die

[@Thunderbolt5827]

Jietro Raximoff unlike... (in a stressed voice) LADY LISAAAAAAAA

[@valiang8867]

Jietro Raximoff Yes in fact they literally say it at the end of the movie

[@ScenWon]

But QBert is still just concentrated light right

[@kelsey.really636]

Jietro Raximoff w

[@hulkinglasses7174]

@@ScenWon the other ones were destroyed with concentrated light or photon energy (whatever their logic was) but Q*Bert only broke apart by hitting the floor. So presumably if its not destroyed with light it can just regenerate. The fire at the DK stage was light so it could kill Q*Bert

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

The centipede doing a mini work out in the old lady’s apartment was so cute 😂🤣😂🤣

[@siennanilsen9366]

17:29 I'm just surprised she didn't immediately say "They can't hear us they're blind"

[@altromonte15]

hey, what if we stretch a futurama episode into a full lenght movie and remove the futurama characters that made it funny in the first place?

[@Tomnickles]

+dlollolb So because a cartoon made an episode about live video games EVERYTHING else is invalid? If we are going that route then everything after The Last Starfighter is invalid.

[@altromonte15]

no, it woudln't have been a problem if this movie had been good

[@Other_Robots]

Exactly what I thought!

[@stan_the_man618]

+dlollolb Remember that this idea wasn't even a full episode, it was only a third of one. And with Adam Sandler in it with all his shit idea there was NO chance in hell it would've done well.

[@Tomnickles]

***** What's a "youtube Adam Sandler" and how do you know my finances? And for that matter, how do you know I am ON a "youtube Adam Sandler"?

[@jarnevandepoll254]

that cheat code was put in with the control stick in the arcade version, so he could do it with the gear of his car. i think that because you can see angels written in the glasses. but then it is still impossible that the car would react to that, so... one extra sin for that

[@crispyshaman4937]

Yeah cus he would pretty much have to stop cus else teh car would change gears and hold the clutch it while doing the cheat code onnthe gear stick

[@georgewoodley1439]

I learn more from one episode of cinemasins then I can I a month of school

[@coopercastille]

"President Cooper"? DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE A CHANCE?

[@theodorbondoc6345]

+coopercastille I mean, Donald Trump. Enough said.

[@MusingSprite3045]

+coopercastille Cooper for 2016!!!

[@belaknworb3548]

Good luck with that.

[@SomeRandomInternetNinja]

Another sin: The Duck Hunt Dog licking the old woman. That would hurt considering he is pixelated

[@MoonPatch]

I didn't think of that, I'd have to assume that some of pixels are harmless because there's also...you know...Cubert fucking Ludlow

[@seanpawn4549]

Crimson assassin Speaking of which, how would that work?

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Seanpawn I think it's better we don't know

[@RinRinStrikes]

Another Sin: the movie

[@joenuts8227]

It’s also sexual assault... kinda

[@NotA3R0]

9:16 This is better than my science class.

[@user-mh9dx7nz2r]

Where do you live Alabama? It's because their education system is broken and more obsessed with their sports programs than their actual curriculum.

[@yuhwussap2440]

I refuse to think this movie is anything less then a masterpiece

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

Once you see a few movies, you'll change your mind

[@custardkarim8209]

S outh H armon I nstitute of T echnology I see what you did there...

[@bep935]

Custard Karim Sugar Honey Iced Tea

[@boo8939]

no its sugar honey ice tea

[@joenuts8227]

NEW COMPANY NAME!!!!!

[@redhood9904]

Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transport Not the first time

[@cerpujfilms7338]

Red Hood quick to the slow

[@freyja-athena957]

"Ludlow fucked qbert" I choked on my food.

[@coolitpnoy477]

the courier pp

[@HanNguyen-ro3hk]

So... Ludlow's gay... :/

[@dariocanton1264]

the courier i laughed so hard at this that i woke up the people next door.

[@jamberrytastic]

dose that mean qbert a girl

[@giggityking6505]

jamesthegamer209 /The.inventor143 and a POKEMON

[@Naxvarus]

17:02 Why the hell does this work. At all. Like he said, there's no way he would be able to input the cheat code. Even worse, let's say he could. Why exactly would it make the ghosts faster? The arcade machines were not supposed to let you play as the ghosts.

[@alucardyoici]

+Ezio133798 well if I had to make him a cheater I would have made him access last stage hack so the ghosts are last level tough. but it would still not make sense

[@chasechute1491]

+Ezio133798 The cheats look like they have been translated into car controls. Also there are weird doodles in the code as well. Yeah.

[@Chronologger]

+Ezio133798 Adam Sandler must have thought he was playing as the ghosts because, well, it goes without saying really; he's a fucking idiot.

[@zKitsu]

+Ezio133798 Even worse is: how the hell should the Aliens know about those cheat codes just by watching video game footage? remmeber? tey are the one who are creating that whole play, and even if they saw the cheat in the footage of someone playing it, how should they know that this is not part of the game?

[@snaehub]

I'm also complaining

[@cameronjacobs2719]

Cinemasins: Good night, everybody! Yakko from Animaniacs: Hey, that's my line!

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

And to think I was actually excited for this movie. It looked SO promising! *Sigh*

[@tomatooverlord2764]

+Emperor Palpatine It was an Adam Sandler movie based on a 5 minute KZbin video. I was hoping it would be good, but I wasn't holding out much hope.

[@chinococoa6743]

+Tomato Overlord It was based on a KZbin video? This I gotta see!

[@tomatooverlord2764]

Chino Cocoa Search up "Pixels original short," you should be able to find it pretty quickly. It's A LOT better than the movie, despite, or maybe because of, the complete lack of dialogue.

[@alwayschanging5821]

I had high hopes until I saw Adam Sandler and mall cop unfunny guy.

[@mikemoore2791]

😨😨😨😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂

[@wafflingmean4477]

I do not regret never seeing this movie.

[@vermis8344]

This is why we can't have nice things. Literally.

I actually liked it

[@Ssravo]

+daniel wiles same lol

[@bombasticbrian.]

3 negatives=negative view of movie

[@elijahwright364]

+Amiri Thomp me three

[@twitchster77]

They tried making a video called Everything Right With Pixels...but yeah, it was too short to be created.

[@TheCommentsTrollStrikes]

+twitchster77 It turned into my dick

[@twitchster77]

The Comments Troll Strikes Well...no wonder it's so small!

[@lachlanmacdougal3531]

+twitchster77 that was the joke, you didn't really need to state it as obvious as possible

[@twitchster77]

Seamus Macdougal Okay? p.s. your avatar pic kicks ass! lol :D

[@mr.andrew9171]

+twitchster77 they did make it, its just -20 minutes long

[@5H4TT3R3D]

This was one of my favorite movies ever, and I really want to watch it again. But imma watch this dude point out all the mistakes first!

[@accounttwo5144]

"Everything Wrong with Lazer Team" in the future, please!

[@grainnequinn1101]

How do you watch lazer team?

[@mocco2611]

+Grainne Quinn with your eyes.

[@Bobb11881]

+Remmer Kay (TheBrokenRifle) That's a slippery slope to them sinning other Rooster Teeth productions, which is a slippery slope to them sinning other shows. And I'm ok with that.

[@grainnequinn1101]

+BiggMocco I meant how do you find it? I don't think it's being shown in the UK.

[@maxmunoz95]

+Grainne Quinn I don't believe it's been shown anywhere yet besides a few private screenings.

[@Diedpied]

The sad thing is that Adam Sandler can act, and most likely can write some really good stuff, but as mentioned before, why should he? He's getting stacks and stacks of cash to make easy written shit that will make a profit and bomb in the ratings. While his style is 'love it or hate it', films like Happy GIlmore prove he can write and act in some good stuff that can make for entertaining films. But for every Happy Gilmore, Waterboy and Punch-Drunk Love he's in a Grown Ups, Jack and Jill and this. An unpopular opinion, but I personally really like You Don't Mess With The Zohan, the style of comedy is entertaining for me, but films like this have no entertainment value at all. It's clear to see that he can get money for anything, hell, he's penning a fucking Grown Ups 3! Grown Ups 1 and 2 didn't get over 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, yet earned 358 million over their 80 million each production cost. So because he wrote two films that made 358 million dollars, he's getting the funding for another one, which will most likely make the same amount!

[@LeAndre_McCoy]

+Aaron Brookes how could anyone not like zohan?

[@tsartomato]

+Aaron Brookes liked click 50kisses zohan (for jew reasons) and pixels didn't like any his other movie

[@Diedpied]

+LeAndre McCoy A few people didn't like the 'stereotypical nature of the film' or something, in other words they didn't like the comedy but didn't want to sound boring.

[@Diedpied]

+LeAndre McCoy A few people didn't like the 'stereotypical nature of the film' or something, in other words they didn't like the comedy but didn't want to sound boring.

[@LeAndre_McCoy]

***** maybe because it came out around the same time period as Borat and Bruno. :/

[@SuperStriker7US]

Cinema Sins actually does sins on some of the best movies pretty often... This is most definitely NOT one of those times.

[@geokim8590]

Aww why not

[@thunderroxz5988]

But I loved this movie

[@thunderroxz5988]

:(

[@mariosalgado3131]

Remember... No movie is without sin!! ;)

[@connerdroddy4834]

Some person in the movie: Cinemasins: it’s the speaking cliché