Everything Wrong With Pixels In Super Lots Of Minutes

Pixels. If you saw it, you regret it. If you didn't, you mock those who did without truly knowing how right your insults are. Regardless... sin factory.
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[@BrixVGM]

Plus one sin for the fact the kid, who does not know "Classic" games, recognizes the pacman cheat code.

[@ChoclatePanGaming]

That sin makes no sense. Even if he didnt know the classics, hes played video games. He probably knows what a cheat code looks like.

[@michaelwilliams7140]

ChoclatePan Gaming But would he know it was the specific cheat for the specific game

[@thisguy9943]

Jacob Fartourious XD XD He could recognize that it is a cheat code with significance, and google that shit

[@piguy5450]

it says fukin "pac man" on it

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Keaton Lord of the Quizzes You do realize that Google didn't exist at that point in time, right? Hell, computers weren't widespread until the 90s.

[@Nathan-ti9pm]

"Sean Bean isn't dying in this scene" Oh yes he is on the inside

[@Julian-ej7tr]

Nath an 500th like

[@1aundulxaldin]

Online internet reference to another funny internet medium that satirizes movies but in trailer form is more or less funny.

[@thekingofprotoss4376]

800'th

[@benkazel]

Nath an A

[@dr.k8610]

He said that in the Martian too. Also Sheds one tear for Boromir

[@iexist1300]

It's weird how video game movies often don't turn out well, despite how many video games have better storylines than most movies.

[@kirara2516]

Detective Pikachu was pretty good.

[@herbiewares8770]

@@kirara2516 so was sonic

[@captain_awesome2134]

I think it's be a most if the time those storyline were created to be told through video games, not movies.

[@joshybug122864]

Also the fact that you can interact with a videogame, and watching a videogame movie, you lose that connection, plus most of them, not all, are really crappy

[@Sebastiantynkky]

Free guy was good

[@rozu583]

Adam Sandler is like dreamworks: they *can* make good stuff, they just don't

[@cursedtails1249]

*Sony

[@WadeWilson72-47]

@@cursedtails1249 X2 Sony fits more that definition

[@TheHeadcanon]

I think Illumination would better fit.

[@fuzzychunkymunky2858]

What are you talking about, DreamWorks make awseome movies. The Shrek franchise, the Madagascar franchise and The Bee Movie are all classics.

[@cursedtails1249]

@@fuzzychunkymunky2858 don’t forget the How to Train your Dragon franchise

[@unluckylucky21]

You know, I wonder what a movie would look like if CinemaSins made it.

[@LoverOfStuff]

Britton McLinn I know!! It wouldn’t exist SIN-FREE!!

[@sl3dg3m4m4]

i think the internet would implode and we would all have to start reading books again

[@CantDraw-bq6pj]

They said Lego Batman was pretty close

[@imslickzz1630]

Britton McLinn "Perfectly balanced as all things should be"

[@jakeeveryonesfather6965]

Constants sarcasm, cussing, and no exiting plot

[@ExpomationStudios]

U gotta admit. The CGI was awesome for this, but the story line was horrendous

[@watersheep7175]

Yea it was really good

[@theunknownreturns]

Ehh, it's good for what it is.

[@memenest468]

Tbh it was really good movie

[@thegoldenhotdog345]

Stupid overall storyline but everything else is awesome.

[@The_Official_You]

The cgi was probably the best part

[@josephmcclain6466]

Bruh “what is that kid doing on the street at night... is he a drug dealer” I’m dead lmao

[@ivaneloloapedo8274]

Not gonna lie, I've started watching these instead of the actual movies, and it works perfectly

[@zzirfamo24]

Not gonna lie, this is definitely a movie you wanna watch tho. Especially if you baked or if you drink.

[@haynprincess21]

1 U_/

[@leonmusk4852]

@@zzirfamo24 Not gonna lie I'd rather die than watch this dumpster fire.

[@stratboiog9568]

@@leonmusk4852 this movie was beautiful 🤑

[@mathinho1237]

Brairot at best

[@mikeoxlong2740]

Imagine someone had to write the script to adam sandlar

[@mikeoxlong2740]

***** no way

[@danpowton3193]

+Velocir P. Raptor I honestly have no trouble believing that

[@thegreatherox]

+Filip Hällgren I imagine it was just a child who wrote this

[@sandbakk77]

+Filip Hällgren If you give a thousand monkeys a typewriter each and infinite time, they will eventually write the complete works of Shakespear. The script to an Adam Sandler movie? One monkey, one hour. Lol.

[@JetYabuki]

No that isnt how he sounds now i watched the movie he sounded normal

[@Lutranereis]

The sin count was way too fucking low for this movie.

[@RyansChannel0203]

No. It was fine.

[@joshuakim4493]

+Ryan R. i haven't seen the movie and i agree that the sin count is too fucking low

[@TheCalComics]

+Lutranereis Should have had an "80s Reference" Bonus Round.

[@loner3296]

They should have mentioned that once the aliens won fair and square, they GAVE EARTH ANOTHER CHANCE TO DESTROY THEM!!!

[@00soundwave00]

+Andrew Lopez In what universe is this a good movie? Seriously.

[@billcipher1756]

they should have named the movie "we dont understand presidential security" but i understand that pixels was shorter

[@novomundo7559]

Lol but i think that it was actually accurate, the president called him and by i know, the president can call anyone to their room and no one can protest

[@derricklemon1971]

I’m not shaking your hand

[@alyssaturcotte9209]

I didn't get the "South Harmon Institute of Technology" joke for a solid five minutes, I was midway through the rest of the video and I was like "OHHHH"

[@polycatmagic1236]

I... Didn't get it until I read this comment and saw it written out for a longer period of time🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Alexander_Luv1]

i didnt get it till i read ur comment.

[@sud1881]

@@Alexander_Luv1what was the joke

[@LenHarms]

The movie is called Pixels but everything is in Voxels.

[@brine_909]

+Len Harms good point

[@emil8100]

+Len Harms Thank you

[@Zairin.]

+Len Harms should be infinity sins for misnaming the movie

[@cuminte]

nice.

[@mysticking16]

+Len Harms YES!!!! I'm not the only one that noticed this

[@freyja-athena957]

"Ludlow fucked qbert" I choked on my food.

[@coolitpnoy477]

the courier pp

[@HanNguyen-ro3hk]

So... Ludlow's gay... :/

[@dariocanton1264]

the courier i laughed so hard at this that i woke up the people next door.

[@jamberrytastic]

dose that mean qbert a girl

[@giggityking6505]

jamesthegamer209 /The.inventor143 and a POKEMON

[@Julieannxoxoo]

i actually loved this movie 5 years ago because i didn't realize all of the plot holes and even after knowing the corrupted storyline i still love it

[@15Candles]

This movie actually has a brilliant concept and a very good talented director behind the project, everything changed when Adam Sandler came on board as a producer and stars in it

[@haynprincess21]

1 U_/

[@GnomallyOrcward]

My college had an advanced DVD screening of this movie. Even though I paid nothing to see it I felt like they owed me a refund.

[@GnomallyOrcward]

+Gnomally Orcward Some sins they missed. The gameplay was being shown on monitors in the tournament. How could Peter Dinklage cheat in such a supervised event? How could he use cheat codes in a real life car? The aliens started attacking because Peter cheated and thus forfeited the challenge, so why in the middle of the attack do they give them a redo with Donkey Kong?

[@cuminte]

so when are you going to destroy it.

[@steeledminer616]

+Gnomally Orcward I can give you that refund! *hands over refund*

[@robertagren9360]

+steeledminer616 want refund for watching this on youtube

[@steeledminer616]

Robert Ågren NO! I only give away 1 full refund, and that was already done.

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

Wow, just exposing myself to this much of the movie almost gave me an aneurysm.

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

Still better that Fant4stic

[@RyansChannel0203]

You must've had a major headache. Hope you feel better. Go watch the movie then.

[@flounder2760]

+The Generation Extreme TGX (Game Reviews And Stuff) yeah that movie was so hyped and it was shit. was i the only one that enjoyed the original fantastic 4 reboot with chris evans and jessica alba?

[@AlexMartinez-cu5bw]

That deserves a sin. *ding*

[@EvolBob1]

+The Generation Extreme TGX (Game Reviews And Stuff) Hey, I went to that school, Sin 53! The South Harmon Institute of Technology - it was shit.

[@hhhpestock951]

When I saw "In it's an Adam Sandler movie minutes" I thought "oh it's never gonna end is it?"

[@gamoep01]

15:52 Because most of the video game characters they've destroyed were hit by those Light Canons that make those light cubes "calm down", but Q*bert just hit the ground, and he's suppose to be a forever lasting trophy

[@Cupcub71]

10:52 "Are they running to the middle of the field just to stand?" Yes. Welcome to the military. This is literally the most realistic part of the movie.

[@awesomeman8385]

Hurry up and wait

[@danielwilliams4701]

#TRUTH

[@DammnDeejay]

If you're on time, you're late but if you're early...😆

[@loganisreallyraw]

You're not wrong.

[@thewoodencarrot3968]

420th like Lol

[@littenz338]

You forgot a sin: President: I got it, sweetheart. Bratty Girl: ...Why did you yell at me? He did not yell at her.

[@littenz338]

Woah, 3 likes already.

[@jacksonjosephjproductions9812]

+Speedpainter Minus now you got 9

[@hehe13619]

+Speedpainter Minus Now 12 lol

[@BamboozledMS]

Now you've got 24

[@jacksonjosephjproductions9812]

Speedpainter Minus Fastest.Liking.EVAR.

[@WulfieZi]

When my aviation unit was in Korea we got to make up our own callsign, and the choice we ended up going for was Galaga. We even painted a huge pixelated mural inside our office with "highscores" of the operators who had the most flight hours. If nothing else this proves that the military is also full of nerdy gamers. Well, and children. We were gonna be Bad Dragon but our platoon leaders vetoed it because it was "inappropriate" or something.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Oh cool, another Military Furry.

[@AntwanThomaz]

When you realize it's based on the movie Pixels, but KZbin thinks it's Ghostbusters so they put the "Buy or Rent" Ad for it. +1 Sin.

[@charliepanda4197]

South Harmon Institute of Technology ... Well played, CinemaSins. Well played.

[@chinococoa6743]

+Charlie Panda OH, MY GOD! It's been confirmed!

[@tjtji99]

It's a movie reference

[@ElMikkino]

+Charlie Panda Originally from the movie Accepted, starring Justin Long (the I'm a Mac guy) and Jonah Hill.

[@cheese7960]

+twit twit ya

[@UniversalLizard]

+Charlie Panda I thought it was because the capitalized letters there spell S-H-I-T

[@brutalnuisance246]

This movie would've ended in 3 minutes if they'd just called the Koreans.

[@themaqueovelic2195]

Or anyone really, I bet that between the 2 of us or any randos in the comment section things would've gone pretty much (or even better than in) the movie.

[@st3althyyy]

*KABEEEEEEWWWWWWMMMMMMM*

[@geokim8590]

Lol the koreans

[@neks4445]

Even faster with the chinese players

[@gnarly.bulblax]

That’s racist. **Ding**

[@dizzy_tristgagexd3782]

I love how he explains everything wrong with every movie in just this movie

[@Rexman802]

Bro this movie brings me happy memories of good years

[@SmugTomato]

When I saw that scene at the end with all baby Quberts, I walked out the theater screaming Nope. Too bad there were only 7 people there to see it...

[@kevinclon]

+King Fluttershy Its ok Fluttershy, Im sure Twilight can fix this!

[@dracu9833]

+Kevin Hall there is no magic in the world powerful enough to fix...this. maybe Discord could turn it funny...somehow. on the other hand, this movie is already a parody of itself, so there's really nothing much to do for him.

[@SmugTomato]

+JH CC I don't obsess over MLP at all, I just found this username funny as hell. This movie is shit though.

[@SmugTomato]

+Commander Frog So basically, they were never adorable...

[@Panzerbjrn]

+King Fluttershy +Commander Frog Since I haven't seen the move, what are the implications?

[@MasterCharlie104]

Didn't Futurama do this in a 10 minute segment of an episode? and didn't they do it a helluva lot better?

[@dethbreth8]

+MasterCharlie104 Indeed they did. General Pac-Man must be rolling in his grave.

[@aoiwjdioaiowd]

+MasterCharlie104 freddie wong did this a lot better and didn't limit it to the arcade games, can't remember the futurama version though

[@ralphc314]

+MasterCharlie104 Yes they did.

[@dethbreth8]

JasperGaming It was the second section of "Anthology of Interest II"

[@endfite]

+MasterCharlie104 Yes they did, most of Sandlers movies are copies of other better things.

[@duhrandomduh6242]

With the tech support at the house, I think you should have gotten from context clues that he’s been there before, and not a stranger.

[@nthgth]

Yeah I thought he was a bit harsh there too

[@migueljuarez448]

This was made 5 years ago. Yet it has made me laugh harder than all his other uploads

[@e_paige]

You forgot the parts where they basically say you cant make a career out of playing video games. That's what tore me up the most.

[@danielmol3661]

+E - Paige Its true.

[@nightfury7519]

+Daniel no its no

[@danielmol3661]

+night fury It is.

[@FrayTitannia]

+albertpower8 There are also other things you can do such as write reviews for IGN.

[@danielmol3661]

True, but that's gaming related, wich is something different. Playing games on its own won't bring you anywhere.

[@mrdean2539]

Wait a minute, is everyone overlooking the fact that this was a Futurama episode from 2002? Although, Futurama did do it better.

[@sleepwalking3345]

@Thor Odinson no u

[@gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc]

@Thor Odinson watch your fucking mouth

[@gabcis3064]

@@madkirk7431 nope

[@madkirk7431]

@@christopherbennett6571 bruh

[@aarushladdha8583]

the internet came together to prove something RIGHT

[@imbopam198]

would've been cool if pacman was twice the size of the earth and he was just slowly moving towards eating the whole planet in the sky

[@yuhwussap2440]

I refuse to think this movie is anything less then a masterpiece

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

Once you see a few movies, you'll change your mind

[@anixias]

Why is the movie called "pixels" when it is clearly using voxels?

[@giancarlodagostino1269]

I totally agree

[@UnPokemon]

+AnixiasPlays Cause you'd really think Adam Sandlers would even know the word Voxel? I'm not convinced of that.

[@L7vanmatre]

+AnixiasPlays Because not many people know the word "voxel" and they want many people to recognize the word.

[@Messier_-82]

+AnixiasPlays it'd be fun if the movie was called "Voxels")

[@harrietamidala1691]

+AnixiasPlays *ding!* though seriously, I can see why it was called Pixels--I don't think a lot of people know what Voxels are (hell, even I don't know what Voxels are--I don't play video games)

[@maximumrisk2004]

Yep, I could have done without the Qbert ending as well. That was kind of disturbing.

[@marquis911]

+failstreet99 I would have guessed you gave HIM one with a @*#%$ mouth like that.

[@JoaqMan]

+failstreet99 Just look at his mouth.

[@flarestorm9417]

+maximumrisk2004 That ending raises way more questions than I actually want to know the answer to. Not to mention that ending (and Ludlow's character in general) is kind of offensive to people who play games as a hobby. Yeah I know it's a joke but, seriously?

[@bayshell9999]

+MetalMaster05 couldn't agree more

[@chaselovell2554]

If they were normal babies I might of been kinda ok with it.

[@teshiku1249]

Years ago this film got me into retro gaming, and I still love it

[@connerdroddy4834]

Some person in the movie: Cinemasins: it’s the speaking cliché

[@devonstigall3215]

its a adam sandler movie *begins to add 500 sins*

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

*an

[@justipooh6866]

@@wheeeeeeeeeee, A and An make sense in the sentence

[@jimmyfelton2825]

@@justipooh6866 no

[@wheeeeeeeeeee]

@@justipooh6866 If the next word begins with a vowel its 'an' if not, its 'a'

[@justipooh6866]

@@wheeeeeeeeeee, eh, idk it still makes sense to me. Whatever floats your boat I guess

[@SimmonsProductions27]

I remember my dad and two of my friends were planning on going to one of my favorite musicians concerts one day during August, but my dad assumed my friends didn't want to go to the concert, so he insisted that we went and saw this instead. I regret it.

[@PotatoMaGobinus]

+Noah Simmons RIP in peace

[@Gangster-dn4jt]

Who was performing?

[@davidnewell9747]

+Gangster104 JOHN CENA

[@SimmonsProductions27]

Gangster104 Watsky. George Watsky. He's a poet and also a rapper.

[@Gangster-dn4jt]

+Noah Simmons Yeah, u should've gone to the concert

[@georgewoodley1439]

I learn more from one episode of cinemasins then I can I a month of school

[@JDWalker495]

18:06 what you should be asking is how did he put cheat codes in his car?😂

[@an_annoying_cat]

I was just thinking how to make a sinless movie, and I finally figured it out! Don't make one.

[@itzn1ghtm4r34]

An_Annoying_Cat There is no movie. *DING*

[@joshthebrawler]

Itz N1ghtm4r3 DANG IT! YOU FOILED THE PLANNNNN!!!!

[@matthewphillips2420]

Gee ed see 4rd dr 55td and 43rr ty BP p jump pump Nino

[@LimboGene]

Just watch CinemaSins and literally do the opposite of everything he says.

[@Lukas99g]

Pong: the movie

[@SwordsOfAwesomeMC]

imagine if adam sandler and micahael bay did a movie together... forget i ever aid that

[@cloudycloudi631]

I would pay so much to see that.

[@ElijahRichards25]

+Weesnalf 2 PIXELS should have been directed by Micheal Bay, at least the effects would last longer.

[@UnPokemon]

+Weesnalf 2 Most likely CinemaSins reason of suicide.

[@delskibara8524]

An unfunny Explosive movie

[@gob384]

+Weesnalf 2 And bring in Midnight Shamalon.

[@cameronjacobs2719]

Cinemasins: Good night, everybody! Yakko from Animaniacs: Hey, that's my line!

[@samkresil6011]

Here's a sin nobody probably thought of: How come Q*bert didn't drift away along with the other pixelated characters?

[@samkresil6011]

@Shane Honeycutt Yeah, did the dog not drift away either?

[@fullmetaltheorist]

He had kids with a game character for some weird reason too

[@samkresil6011]

@@fullmetaltheorist Yeah, I saw. It wasn't brought up in the Nostalgia Critic video but even THAT seemed like lazy writing.

[@NovaBoi7]

If I remember correctly the dog and Q*Bert were trophies so why would they take them away?

[@samkresil6011]

@FЯED is kil What black soldier?

[@jacksharkben]

ok 200 sins for that dancing.

[@spikebaltar5071]

+The Queef Meister Kek

[@DanmakuAki]

Whats the Sin Counter? OVER 9000 Using an obviuos meme *ding*

[@SamanthaGonzalez-vm3lk]

Waiting for: Furious 7 Dracula Untold Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Wolf of Wall Street

[@Luckychris02]

City of bones had one job. Which was make a movie about the book yet failed in even that.

[@Chice]

Every single cinemasins video on Furious movie is basically the same :(

[@ellie9248]

Sans - Chice because every fast and furious is the same 💩

[@jonathan_kelly9794]

+Leah Nassim yes they are peach

[@jonathan_kelly9794]

+Leah Nassim I mean preach

[@linkthehero8431]

12:20 That same thing worked for a lot of people in the mid to late 90s when game franchises made the jump from 2D to 3D.

[@thesovietbear1982]

Cinema Sins: says literally anything and gives sin Every other person that likes the movie: no u

[@FrozenfireZA]

Recipe for every Adam Sandler movie ever: Adam stars a down and out loser who isn't really going anywhere with his life. Loser meets girl and encounters some form of trouble/Loser encounters trouble and meets a girl. Loser then miraculously saves day and gets girl. SSDD.

[@AngelHdzMultimedia]

Moral of the story: Losers can get any girl they wish if they save the day from some impossible shit.

[@zel932]

The Cobbler. Jack and Jill. Grown Ups 1 & 2. Click. Hotel Transylvania. Big Daddy. To name a few exclusions.

[@unimportantcommenter673]

SSDD?

[@FrozenfireZA]

Unimportant Commenter "same stuff different day"

[@nocturne2029]

I'd like to know why Adam Sandler keeps wanting to play the loser who eventually and inexplicably comes out on top. Why doesn't he want to play someone GOOD? Can he not pull off roles like that? Is he just re-telling his life story? Honestly your formula isn't even that much of a joke, it genuinely fits every damn Adam Sandler movie out there

[@SilentlySane]

only 1 sin for the last thing? hell those mental scars are worth at least 50.

[@meganwillard4709]

50? i vote for 100.....

[@erminiumf.9526]

No no no no no... 500

[@meganwillard4709]

***** how about a million?

[@minipanga]

A small loan of a million sins

[@astrangeone]

Lol. I saw the movie with a friend, and the last thing got me to chuckle at least. Urgh....poor Q-Bert!

[@gillgoryseraege3662]

1:35 My theory is that the aliens thought the videogame competition was a fascism propaganda of showing war as a children's play. Like how the nazies made a child friendly tv shows to attract children to join the nazis and they also hated this concept of fascism and decided to teach the earthlings a lesson

[@ballisticboo7808]

That actually makes a little bit of sense when you consider that a lot of the common "enemies" were aliens from Galaga and space invaders, but I'm pretty sure in the movie they were just trying to take over the planet

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

The centipede doing a mini work out in the old lady’s apartment was so cute 😂🤣😂🤣

[@lisabarnes924]

They took wreck-it-ralph, put it in reverse, added Adam Sandler, took out all of the funny jokes, and added sexual jokes, some shit and cringing. And that's how you make Pixels the movie! ~👍

[@dilpickle96]

👍👍👍

[@juliewinchester4799]

Isn't putting Adam Sandler in the movie already "took out all the funny jokes"? It's redundant to say both.

[@lisabarnes924]

Joshua Wood well played.... 👏👏

[@xxMyNaMeIsBeAsTxx]

"From lazy Adam Sandler, comes yet another lazy, plot-less, farted out comedy!" SJ

[@rubenvanzijst]

+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god and it will make money because of video games and stupid people!

[@Szadek23]

+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god Worst of all, he made another one in 2015.

[@Caroline-mp9tf]

+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god ahah

[@fanfaretloudest]

+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god Haha, that makes me think of "Starring Rob Schneider... The Carrot!"

[@chongsfury4358]

faaaaaaaaaaaaart

[@rattituietherat6763]

"What is this child doing in the road at night l,is he a drug dealer" 😭

[@jneelah05]

I like how this guy adds points for everytime he is confused

[@Keverember]

Do Fant4stic! That movie was the biggest non-movie I've ever seen.

[@theodorbondoc6345]

+Kevin Oliver Fanfourstick?

[@loopzlozoria]

Is that one of those parody movies? I dont think they do sin videos for those.

[@Keverember]

loopzlozoria it sure felt like one!

[@beeholder1160]

What an awful movie.

[@Eliwoodfan10]

+StupendousRecks 65 a movie do bad it doesn't deserve to be called fantastic.

[@dlweiss]

This video is only 9 seconds longer than the video for "Ant Man." How the hell is that possible?

[@Mimyakko]

+dlweiss Ant Man is equally bad

[@dlweiss]

Mimyakko YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SIR. :O

[@byufan]

+Mimyakko it was a fun movie.

[@Mimyakko]

+dlweiss Ok fine. Pixels is better than Ant Man.

[@dlweiss]

Mimyakko (Passes out from dismay)

[@5H4TT3R3D]

This was one of my favorite movies ever, and I really want to watch it again. But imma watch this dude point out all the mistakes first!

[@phormex1]

Whenever I watch your vids of movies I’ve watched you give me a totally different view of the movie Thank you just thank you

[@V1dW4tcher]

I prefer Q*Bert from Wreck-it Ralph than this one.

[@gustyko8668]

+V1dW4tcher Freaking everyone does!

[@Weap0]

+V1dW4tcher I prefer everything from Wreck-it Ralph than this one. :P

[@bombasticbrian.]

Just like everyone sane person does

[@stardust-reverie]

+Weap0 With good reason; Wreck-It Ralph is a much better movie than this.

[@StefanyxHerrera]

How did Adam Sandler make it in Hollywood? He's the same character in every movie

[@DarkCloudNC]

true

[@bobfeet573]

+Jacob Zondag bully Madison was good and from what I've heard so is happy Gilmore

[@ECL28E]

They're very funny movies. Their not good movies, but they're still funny and memorable

[@JoybuzzerX]

He's had points of not being the same character. That said, watch a lot of famous actors. They're often the same character in every movie :p

[@bobfeet573]

+Brand X like Harrison Ford? Is he the guy that kicks ass and always wins?

[@ferallumberjack4310]

"The president got lost watching something that I not the president could comprehend even though I was only have paying attention" hahahahaha this would make more sense after President Trump xD

[@schrodingersgay6167]

"Peter. Just, Peter. No." Me over here trying to laugh quietly so I sont wake up my whole house

[@Cteklite]

"Everything wrong with Pixels..." You could've just played the whole movie and the theme of this video wouldn't change.

[@whitherwhence]

The difference is that this is funny.

[@devony.7737]

You know, when I first saw this movie there was a part in it that really got to me. It was when Adam Sandler and that kid are talking about modern games or whatever, and Adam's all like, "What do you do if you mess up?" And the kid says, "There's a reset button." Adam then has the AUDACITY to say "We didn't have those when I was a kid." Ummm, what?! The first reset button for a game system was on the Magnavox Odyssey in 1972, A DECADE before the beginning of the movie takes place! In fact, every mainstream console from the Atari 2600 to the Gamecube had a reset button on it! Not only that, but the kid's wrong, too! I'm pretty sure there isn't a reset button on the PS4! So, all in all, this movie sucks, and I hate it.

[@frankie497]

i didint read the entrie thing but based on the stuff i did read you hate the movie

[@jcking3156]

@@ratio9327 you do realize that’s literally the only thing this channel does right 😂

[@peecrackers3778]

okay well they weren’t talking about “reset buttons” on systems. they were talking about when you die in a game and you get to restart. for example in a shooter game (which is what the kid was talking about) when you die, you usually come back to life and start from where you left off. adam’s character, sam , makes it a point that the games he played back in his day didn’t have that.

[@nico_6729]

ok, but they're different things, the reset button that you're talking about turns the console off, then turn it on while the movie is talking about checkpoints, in the older games, there are no checkpoints, it means that if you mess up, you'll have to restart from the beginning, and in modern games there are suck a thing, do you get it?

[@frankie497]

@@nico_6729 no...

[@samkresil6011]

3:28 Funny enough Sandler actually cleared up he is a "nerd" when people started to see him as one when he continued to make flops.

[@alexmansour100]

The “shoot for the head sin” should be removed because we are/were trained to shoot center mass (middle of the body) headshots seem cool but aren’t practical due to the amount of natural head movement.

[@novomundo7559]

As someone who watched the movie and this video, i have a doubt: how are the american military mordern? They are just a bunch of boomers?

[@alexmansour100]

@@novomundo7559 the higher ups are boomers and now millennials, the majority of military personnel are Gen Z

[@Johnnythat1dude]

Anyone feel like Adam Sandler is dead on the inside?

[@joshualammers3127]

hehehe, yeah

[@walkingcypress7314]

Was there ever any question?

[@Hanatash]

+Johnnythat1 Dude No, he's just Jewish.

[@Soggys0up85]

+Hanatash But he's a tough Jew, he could kick most people asses

[@Greyghostvol1]

+Johnnythat1 Dude This is called "Not giving a fuck". As in, Sandler didn't give a fuck throughout this movie, and it shows.

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

You forgot a sin, In the scene at 16:40 , In the movie the chick skulls a beer with a very clear & in your face "Bud Light" logo.

[@jeneralgod]

+MrHeyfuckoff jeremy hasnt since the movie click yet so he doesnt know about it

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

Jack ripper Reply to the wrong comment?

[@jeneralgod]

MrHeyfuckoff yeah wtf? lol sorry

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

Jack ripper No problem, I get it all the time for some reason XD

[@jeneralgod]

MrHeyfuckoff hahaha, now i cant find that idiot who said that comment before you :(

[@friendlygamers1743]

2:43 Well that aged well

[@doneydewj2350]

Soon as I saw the name, I was like "Oooh! Hope they sin the name." The name of the film is wrong. Should be "VOXELS", because clearly they are cubes, not squares. Sure, cubes are made from squares when netted, but still.

[@doneydewj2350]

Fack, they didn't sin it! WHYYYY?

[@quentinbarette2478]

*ding*

[@doneydewj2350]

***** With that logic, every film would be called Pixels. I'm talking about the alien characters within the film. THEY are made up of voxel-like particles. Can't say they're entirely voxels, as they're aliens, but they are shaped and coloured like one.

[@MrAndrewlindsay]

+Doneydew Jesney slsxxx lllllxllz

[@rustyshovel7179]

don't you mean you are paying to see crap?

[@wafflingmean4477]

I do not regret never seeing this movie.

[@vermis8344]

This is why we can't have nice things. Literally.

I actually liked it

[@TheLoBcast]

+daniel wiles same lol

[@bombasticbrian.]

3 negatives=negative view of movie

[@elijahwright364]

+Amiri Thomp me three

[@goobi3780]

9:40 “But they calm down” that’s like saying “This human is pretty unstable, but they calm down pretty quick when we shoot them with this bullet”

[@highbrid9502]

Dang, I didn’t know that q-pert was so in for it

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

I have a sin! When the game characters come to life it’s supposedly because of the video arcade time capsule that got sent up into space. In the competition it appears there were no consoles, so how does Tetris, Mario and things from other consoles show up the final battle?

[@masonasaro2118]

Mario was in donkwy kong, and tetris had an arcade game from atari back then, but it was WAY younger than that

[@Belbecat]

Glad I've avoided this movie like the plague. However, seeing how much money it still made is just so disheartening.

[@carltonbanks1932]

Looks like we got a 12 year old here...

[@jacobhamblin4255]

+Angel of Art um thats not bullying.

[@Belbecat]

I'm confused. Was I just called a bully or was I just told that I should ignore other peoples opinions.....? Am I the 12 year old?

[@jacobhamblin4255]

Belbecat im confused as shit

[@subwayroomba5468]

+Belbecat i couldn't sit still because i was nerd rageing. the movie was awesome!

[@uraveragegamer4862]

since i've been watching you i cant stop sining movies and shows

[@SpicyT257]

When I first watched this, I loved the video game references. Now, seeing the semi-subtle sexism and the hilariously bad story for what it is... Damn

[@Anonymous-zj8lr]

Am i the only one who saw the movie but forgot it existed

[@Ozilus21]

Your brain made you a favor

[@grimgrim_mfpc]

Probably. But don't worry, I can end your suffering for you. Just throw him into the fountain, Kirby. THROW HIM INTO THE FOUNTAIN KIRBY!

[@alientooth9125]

no

[@BoudyDSi]

Me I forgot about it

[@margaret2403]

I didn’t cause I named my dog after the movie

[@altromonte15]

hey, what if we stretch a futurama episode into a full lenght movie and remove the futurama characters that made it funny in the first place?

[@Tomnickles]

+dlollolb So because a cartoon made an episode about live video games EVERYTHING else is invalid? If we are going that route then everything after The Last Starfighter is invalid.

[@altromonte15]

no, it woudln't have been a problem if this movie had been good

[@Other_Robots]

Exactly what I thought!

[@stan_the_man618]

+dlollolb Remember that this idea wasn't even a full episode, it was only a third of one. And with Adam Sandler in it with all his shit idea there was NO chance in hell it would've done well.

[@Tomnickles]

***** What's a "youtube Adam Sandler" and how do you know my finances? And for that matter, how do you know I am ON a "youtube Adam Sandler"?

[@legendarypot8oanimates160]

"5 years ago" Me: *Feels old*

[@livywithane]

14:26 I disagree. I like it better when they're in the "ghost cars" instead of a giant Pac-man car. 16:48 me when watching any movie or TV show. 😆

[@jessechuff]

why does Sandler's voice sound like its either slightly pitched down or he's trying hard to make his voice sound deeper? is that just me?

[@donnelwaddledee965]

Nah, I noticed it too

[@nateomega]

+Mentalitarium I believe the video has been slowed to avoid being found and pulled by the studio for possible illegal use.. Bootleg movies on youtube are done this way all the time.

[@jessechuff]

Nate oh that's true I didn't think about that.

[@Breathless2012]

+Nate Nope. Not slowed down. It's the same speed as the normal movie. It really is just Adam Sandler's normal voice now. Age really hits people hard sometimes. Plus, I also think Sandler just did not care about this movie at all to do his normal upbeat voice for it.

[@Cesarser004]

+Nate Yeah because having the movie title in the video title isn't going to arouse any suspicion.

[@montoto90]

5:16 this movie predicted Infinity War

[@davidhong1934]

I feel bad now

[@ethan7520]

Nah, Infinity War took the idea from this movie.

[@hylianro]

Emerlinia The comic book was made decades before this movie

[@GoreyTanuki]

It did tho

[@ignacio1171]

fuck man, you made me laugh

[@Art-With-Me-UNITY]

I remember LOVING pixels, I was so obsessed with all the video games growing up and it was just 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@BlueReverse]

Another sin: When the army man got beamed by the Boss Galaga, he didn't go all the way to outer space and die, just like in the original Galaga game

[@casimirkulikowski5949]

This movie can not be what was intended when someone said "hey let's make a movie about stuff from the 80s coming back to haunt us" and instead the producers thought it was going to be a twist on back to the future, NOT F*CKING PACK MAN

[@FleaOnMyWiener]

Pac-Man*

[@cross54]

This movie is for 12 yr olds who think they're "retro gamers"

[@squegy349]

+MIDGET MCGEE AND THE MLG FLEA get rekt

[@someguy2350]

God I fucking hate those types of kids.

[@cross54]

+Mr Instigator they're annoying as fuck, they were born around like the ps2 came out, and they think they lived in the retro generation of gaming

[@freezeflamegalaxy]

+MIDGET MCGEE AND THE MENTAL FLEA We do not think we lived in the "retro gaming generation" And some of us (like me) actually do like retro games, like the classics. You know Dig Dug, Donkey Kong Trilogy, Burger Time, Galaga, and all that stuff

[@someguy2350]

+James Grames He's not talking about all 12-year olds, just the annoying ones.

[@joeytaylor1021]

If Harry Potter exists in this world, why is Aunt Petunia in the middle of the movie

[@ianlacey9887]

"Are they running to the middle of a field just to stand? " Every veteran ever: Yes. Yes they are.

[@reginal1691]

You forgot to sin the braces on the kid that won second place making hime seem geeky clíche

[@sherrybernard462]

It's cliché not clíche.

[@chistopher1185]

Your Killer so that makes it 162 sins. 👍

[@toxictrophy4694]

Too many sins to list them all. Every second is a sin

[@longge9310]

Yep +1 sin👍

[@bitpumpkinn2923]

If every second is a sin, that is ~6300 sins. Still less than the room

[@novacommander4297]

South Harmon Institute of Technology ...I see what you did there.

[@Talamare]

www.southharmoninstituteoftechnology.org/

[@novacommander4297]

Oh,my God, that's actually a thing?

[@MrLaczopeter]

It's from the film "Accepted"

[@novacommander4297]

laczó péter Oh, okay.

[@johnliebkemann5678]

Sugar Honey Iced Tea!

[@stabilini]

at 10:43 you can see what Sandler is playing... an 80´s arcade game in 16:9 screen format

[@LadyOnikara]

If Pac-Man was invented to bring joy, why was it one of the few video games that makes me rage uncontrollably?

[@gorcpic5784]

10:54 "Where are they go-go-going to so quickly? Are they running to the middle of the field just to stand?" Yep! Welcome to "Hurry up and wait," the military motto.

[@johnthelesserofthethirdoft863]

GorcPic preach. 2nd thing taught in boot. 1st was standing at attention.