Everything Wrong With Planet Of The Apes (2001, Tim Burton)

[@iKadaj]

You know you've seen too many of these when you realize your whole life is being narrated by a disembodied voice. Woke up in the middle of the night and instantly first thought was, "Thunderstorms are a dick to people who are trying to sleep. Ding!"

[@monsterhanna6691]

For me it's how I talk because, reasons lol

[@ms0824]

+Danny Cam thought i was the only one. Thinking youre the only one cliche. Ding!

[@wendysmenyu3062]

The "Me too!" cliché

[@deathroy237]

+The Bark Night Ding!

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

Lots of discount CinemaSins. Ding!

[@Expired.vegetable]

So, it took me 20 years to realise this is not a Matt Damon movie

[@ChrissieYTexclusives]

took me the whole 22 years of my life to realize tim burton made a planet of the apes🤦🏾‍♂️

[@Head173]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IferGanomer]

Fun fact: Mark Whalberg was originally set to star in Ocean's 11, that was filmed at the same time as this film, but due to his commitment to this film, he backed out of it, and Matt Damon took over his role in Ocean's 11.

[@Doomsblues]

@@IferGanomer Thats not a fact, and its not remotely fun. Fun Fact: your mom got an std at the same time she was impregnated with you thats a fun fact

[@CDznGfx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH FOR REALL I JUST SAID THIS TO MYFAMILY😂 the guy from Jason Bourne

[@TheTexas1994]

4:50 "scene does not contain a lap dance." I'm perfectly ok with that

[@dova238]

Not trying see monke business 🤮

[@davidmartinez3272]

Hey, the senator's make up is the best one in the whole movie

[@SorryDudeImBroke]

Nah would’ve preferred to see it

[@no1inurheart]

i remember the kiss scene in the cinema everyone when ugh at the same time

[@MephProduction]

Haven't you seen the original film? it happens in that too.

[@sshza11]

Why? Idiot dog owners do that daily. Nothing ewww about that? WOW!

[@integral]

We furries thought it was hot.

[@mectic5149]

sshza11 nah that’s disgusting. You see the dog licking it’s asshole then the other letting the dog lick their face

[@samkresil6011]

Mark Wahlberg and Estella Warren kind of make a cute couple.

[@emilyharaldsen7192]

They missed a sin. "This is the one Tim Burton movie without Johnny Depp."

[@DylanMcist]

Nightmare before Christmas

[@emilyharaldsen7192]

Dylan Mcist Touche. XD

[@chandlergalant2079]

Emily Haraldsen Batman (1989), BeetleJuice, Batman Returns, Frankenweenie, Mars Attack

[@homelesshannah50]

@chnadler That was before he met and fell in love with Johnny

[@marcusfridh8489]

but with Helena Bonham Carter thou

[@emoon1985]

Also the end of this movie has an interesting twist with tons of clues in the beginning. They all arrive in opposite order than when they went through the time warp. So when they returned at some point the apes also decided to go through that time portal and landed much sooner than Marky Mark and his funky bunch, hence conquering Earth and changing history.

[@odavies94]

I have to say, this had possibly my favourite selection of parody clips at the end. That Monty Python one topped it off perfectly.

[@rambam791]

Absolutely pissed myself xD

[@keatonsmith5669]

Honestly, Day Month Year makes more sense than Month Day Year. I'm American, and seriously. It just makes sense.

[@dylanabela4058]

Day month year makes way more sense.17/12/16 or 12/17/16.

[@pankalich]

***** LOL

[@jazzysocksdude]

I like to think of it as shortest on the left and longest on the right. Day/Month/Year

[@JordanU375]

jazzysocksdude Isn't Month/Day/Year shortest to longest? 1-12/1-31/1-99 After all, you can have a date like 22/6/01 with the DD/MM/YY system.

[@JordanU375]

Dylan Abela Please explain why that makes more sense.

[@fcolli8889]

I always thought it odd that Davidson crashed twice in two tries, but the chimp pilot brought his craft in for a perfect landing.

[@h8GW]

The chimp had to pay attention in class to make it through training, while all Marky Mark needed to do is leave his collar open to get through academy.

[@JaxBlade]

Uploading the same time as Screen Junkies again haha I love when you 2 do this.

[@BallinBubblegum]

What's up Jax?

[@italiansoutherner]

You have to keep up with the competition.

[@3fingerheater]

there is a new pota movie coming out, look it up.

[@Toxin8Gaming]

is that your actual body?

[@JaxBlade]

yeaaaaa

[@CinemaSins]

Boy, you non-Americans are sure uptight about our casual self-centeredness when it comes to calendars.

[@vestyxe]

Anal is bad, okay.

[@joewalsh1843]

LoL

[@CharlieHeal98]

Our 'non-American calender' (I am Birtish) makes more sense. Days/Months/Years, as in the order of smallest to biggest!

[@stevenwills4660]

why do american's do it month/day/year when the always say "the fourth of july"

[@bryanvercetti5752]

little green bag that's the only day it applies.

[@mick7even]

Best line in the movie, as I recall it: “Who the hell taught these monkeys how to talk?!”

[@Atlbrave14]

If they came from the apes in the ship then they should have known English from the beginning

[@mick7even]

@@Atlbrave14 🤣good point

[@gspendlove]

Three minutes and fifteen seconds of opening credits is definitely NOT a sin when it is accompanied by the music of Danny Elfman.

[@Killabear-en2xq]

Facts! Red Dragon for example..

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

Agreed. I loved this film and seen it in theaters!

[@petersonwagner4671]

1:47 That is not actually a sin. If the pod was carrying any sort of oil and if the oil container ruptured, the oil would have escaped and floated to the surface. It could then have easily caught fire.

[@TheJboy88]

The only thing I liked about this movie was Michael Clarke-Duncan, because that voice is always awesome no matter what movie it's in.

[@jeffreym.8957]

So is Shang Tsung. Your soul is mine!

[@DrShaym]

8:28, Mark Wahlberg kisses Michael Jackson.

[@foultarnished0101]

Oh piss off moron.

[@arbabayaz2467]

janet jacksom

[@arbabayaz2467]

jackson*

[@keeganmc0073]

Been a while since I’ve seen you. Love your videos

[@MrAdryan1603]

Dr Shaym She is better looking than Michael Jackson ever was... And she wasn't a child predator.

[@OldChannelNoSee]

EWW: Mr and Mrs Smith. This has been something that's been asked by many people for the last few months. Each post get's 50+ likes with some hitting over 200. People want to see you rip it apart, could you please give us the video or at least tell us why you haven't/can't?

[@ScyrousFX]

It surprises me too they haven't done any of the Star Wars episodes yet.

[@4thot]

***** Star Wars is far to easy and Mr. and Mrs. Smith was actually a pretty good movie with only a single major plothole with most technology being in the realm of possibility and the main characters not coming out unscathed in major brawls.

[@KingRumar]

Not even Episodes 1-3? They're most likely going to save those until the new Episode comes out. Remember, there's a pattern with their releases, they released Transformers Revenge of the Fallen and Dark Side of the Moon when Age of Extinction was coming out, they released this one (and hopefully Rise of the Planet of the Apes) since the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is coming out.

[@4thot]

There is a pattern when it fits, it doesn't explain Chronicle the like. But Star Wars fans have already done all the work for him, not only that to truly pick it apart he'd have to be familiar with lore of the universe. Because then everything to do with the force you can call bullshit on. Also a lot of bullshit has been explained away by diehards who are trying to salvage the first 3 in their heads.

[@ScyrousFX]

4thot Probably, but 6 movies is still a lot of work.

[@LucidDreamer54321]

Near the end of the movie, Captain Davidson said “I have to take the chance at getting back.” Getting back to what!? He obviously came from a work situation where he was not valued or respected. He was basically just a petsitter. He could have stayed in the future to be the leader of the human species, help bring peace to the entire society, and have a hot three-way relationship with an ape lady and a human lady. How did such a doofus become an astronaut? Ding!

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

Agreed. Even Taylor from the original film said "we will be running this planet in 6 months!"

[@williammatthews693]

I really think you could have poked more holes in that twist ending, like at what point in history did that ape come back to be immortalized exactly like Lincoln is in our world, and why ape history repeated our history to a t in the first place.

[@CalobAdamsInfamous913]

I actually enjoyed the film I'm just mad nobody explained how Thade changed the United States history

[@androzani84productions85]

PrettyBoy23 I think Helena Bonham Carter came up with an explanation that makes some sense: Thade stole Leo’s ship.

[@afonso.d.v.rodrigues]

@句丹句句と 尺ヨ尸卞丹尺 basically it works like this There's earth, and there's this "ape" planet If you travel from the earth's future, you arrive at the ape past, and if you travel from the ape's future, you go to earth's past, and it works if you switch the times as well, if you travel from the earth's past, you get out on the ape future and vice versa. What happened is that Pericles got in first, so he landed last, Leo goes in right after, landing earlier than Pericles, and the crew goes in last, only to arrive at the planet's past. Then at the end, Thade is able to get Leo's ship, study and repair it to use it and arrive at the earth's past, changing everything on the earth's history. Hope this helped explain

[@dibbidydoo4318]

@@afonso.d.v.rodrigues "Thade is able to get Leo's ship, study and repair it" He could barely understand the gun.

[@anthonyknight5114]

@@dibbidydoo4318 ​ @V4R3LA YT You're telling me that a lone military ape, who lives in a world that views what we call science as "sorcery", was able to study and repair the ship? Keeping in mind that that Thade was trapped in the ship's control room with no food or water, how long do you suppose it took him to figure out the ship before dying of starvation? The ship crashed nose first and was totaled. It's nuclear, so it still had power, but how did he get the ship dug out to turn it around for launch out of the atmosphere, all while still being locked in the control room with no knowledge of science, food, or water? Supposing he was able to accomplish all of this, how did he go back thousands of years in Earth's history and populate (single-handedly) the world with humanoid apes without being brutally destroyed by Genghis Kahn, for a start? I really really enjoyed the movie for what it was, but truthfully, it was written very poorly.

[@generalyellor2187]

If that's your only problem with the movie, then you've apparently never seen nor heard about the original.

[@PatricioMarino]

Go ahead Cinemasins. Use your own Calendar. Every time someone asks what day it is, you just go ahead and tell them "You know, I could tell you, but for some reason, I want to tell you the month first. Maybe it changed a lot in the last 24 hours!"

[@ZomifiedHam]

no, you tell them the day of the week. "What day is it my good sir?" "Why, it's Thursday, of course."

[@MrKennyCakemouth]

I usually tell them it's a Tuesday, whether it's a Tuesday or not.

[@i_am_ergo]

That's what happens when you listen to words instead of sentences. The sin is that the American ship was supposed to have an American calendar. Use your brain more often, and maybe you won't get butthurt as much.

[@ZomifiedHam]

Semyon Galtsev that never even occurred to me, actually.

[@johnjames3286]

Everyone should just chill, Cinema Sins is a bit of fun to be watched as such

[@christianali5431]

John James used to race. Now they think that they’re actual critics.

[@joshuamartinez2839]

The 1968 version is way better

[@ghettolicerx2]

Planet of the cgi

[@SuperWorldJumper]

bongformer sluys You’re thinking of the newer movies. The Tim Burton one had apes that were all people in makeup, some of the best Practical effects Hollywood has ever seen.

[@ghettolicerx2]

@@SuperWorldJumper yes i in know it was a joke. The old one is cool

[@generalyellor2187]

Duh.

[@dannwan8537]

@@SuperWorldJumper This is what I don't understand. This movie had all practical affects.

[@talkinghoorse6936]

everyone arguing if america or the UK is better and I'm just the one awkward Canadian in the background

[@MaCabaret]

Fuck Canada

[@highground2665]

@@MaCabaret No, fuck you

[@DammnDeejay]

The best people are the ones chilling in the background with a beer, meanwhile the world argues and goes to shit 😂

[@mikekongani9380]

Isn't Canada low-key high-key under Britain

[@madmccarter]

"ALSO BRITISH CALENDAR." REST OF THE WORLD CALENDFAR BRAH.

[@EighmyLupin]

+madmccarter It's a America centric movie and the ship is obviously American and ran by Americans so yeah a non American calendar is out of place.

[@Mindinvasion]

Im pretty sure that the Nasa is using the metric system and therefor probably also uses the international order of date for their system.

[@voodoodummie]

actually, I think a lot of Asian countries use the year-month-day format.

[@halofornoobs93]

America isn't the only country that uses that format. In fact, the DDMMYYYY format is available and used, if only partially, to one third of the entire population.

[@davidvilela4347]

+halofornoobs93 wait what, your claim is just....wrong, plain and simply wrong, in fact only a tenth of the quantity of population that uses exclusively DMY uses exclusively MDY which btw is the most stupid way. Just FYI MDY is also 5 times less used than YMD.

[@PleasantlyLee]

Whoa whoa whoa, Why is the correct and superior British calendar a sin?

[@maoschanz4665]

*european calendar.

[@PleasantlyLee]

The Roschan The British invented time, everyone knows that.

[@archon7189]

The Roschan*everywhere but china and America calendar.

[@i_am_ergo]

1) It's not British. 2) Because the ship is American.

[@PleasantlyLee]

Semyon Galtsev NASA uses metric.

[@BLTspace]

It's sad that so many movies are remade and rebooted that I completely forget ones like this even existed.

[@GeorgeMonet]

This movie was itself a remake.

[@BLTspace]

GeorgeMonet That's my point. There's so many remakes of movies that half of them are forgotten.

[@PaceBreaker]

It's remakes/reboots like this that are the reason for multiple reboots.

[@BLTspace]

VanTX89 They need to just take the time and come up with new ideas. I'm so done with movies... also why I love this channel lol.

[@PaceBreaker]

BLTspace That would be nice for a change. I've mentioned it before, it's kinda hard to come up with new ideas when everyone else is doing the same thing. People are used to familiarity so sticking with the formula is the safest bet.

[@A-Oh-Trey]

This video gets a sin for reminding me that I thought human-sympathizer lady ape looked like Michael Jackson when this movie came out. Now I feel bad... and racist.

[@derekmont-ros8570]

6:57 "CA-LI-MA" idianna jones reference

[@miarachelle6598]

The "Eww. Eww!" sin is hilarious!

[@RockU2Death5150]

I concur with your "sins" count. This entire movie is like a love letter to fans, written as a script with as many A-list actors as possible, then viewed through a half cracked Tim Burton stained glass window. Not without its flaws, I saw it three nights in a row at the theater. Great popcorn flick. 🍿 🎥

[@aidankeogh9994]

*movie starts* "I already missing Caesar"

[@KBABZ]

I take issue with the British calendar one since it's far more logical to go in ascending date order: Day, Month, Year.

[@LimeyTarts]

I'm impartial, I often use both, but I usually hear it as "July 1st, 2014" and think of 7-1-2014. I guess it doesn't really matter. Sidenote: Fuck the imperial system

[@doolittlecraftsmann302]

Why is it more logical?

[@josephsorce2543]

"Someone Needs to Read a Book on What Constitutes a 🐒 'Monkey' (with Tail) and an 'Ape' ( Tailess) ... Both 'Simians' !"

[@generalyellor2187]

And someone needs to read a book about the proper use of capitalization.

[@ElOchentero]

I have another one: how the women kept in cages as animals have time to shave

[@monsterhanna6691]

"I promise I'll show you something that will change your world forever." "His penis." Just when I thought I was the only one that had a dirty mind during that part lol. 😄

[@Narsuaq]

I feel you should take off that sin for "British Calender". I'm gonna hold my breath until you do!

[@wolfeOnline1882]

They are American scientists using a British calendar the reason it's a sin is that they are American not british

[@Drock1467]

Great. Have fun with that...

[@CerberusLives]

Looking back, we all remember where we were the day the Calendar War broke out. It seemed so important at the time, but now... Now? It's hard to see anything clearly when your nation has been razed by seven trillion flaming Far Side calendars. Our land is littered with burning images of sarcastic chickens and dogs having boardroom meetings. We... we tried to fight back. We thought our 'Babes of Hollyoaks' and 'Top Gear' calendar barrage would end this madness. But, no. The images of pale, skinny, chilly-looking girls from the North West of England and three middle-aged men posing awkwardly next to posh cars only spurred our enemy into greater resolve. And the greatest irony of all? No-one even knows what day it is any more...

[@nuckinfuts6543]

It's Tuesday love.

[@eurodraco]

You maniacs! You marked them up! Damn you...Damn you all to hell!

[@fungyfrog]

War, war never changes...

[@0My0Channel0]

everything changed when the fire nation attacked on Monday...

[@dextrodemon]

It's not a calendar! It's the format of the date. Everyone uses the same calendar.

[@RedJasmineTea]

:) In the end, we're all the same and that's what matters; if only we all looked deep enough. 7/2-2/7-2014. ❤️

[@LeonardHMcCoy-bm7dd]

RedJasmine Tea YYYY-MM-DD hh-mm-ss > ALL

[@RedJasmineTea]

Respect for others > Date format.

[@Zamolxes77]

RedJasmine Tea Third world war will start over the date format!

[@pruxcon3562]

british calender? you meant every other calender then american

[@themeatnpotatoes]

Than*

[@iratheexo-l538]

no? Canada and China (and some other countries) use the "american calendar" as well

[@madigem2002]

We.. are a really wierd country...

[@eggsbenedictcucumberbatch4336]

it actually used to be america too until they decided to be hipsters

[@Somemighty]

And, Japan uses YYYY-MM-DD, which is actually more practical.

[@bicknejio]

Love the Anglo-American conflict we've started over calendars. #teamdaymonthyear

[@mittalprabhu]

Yeah, I'm really thrilled to be the part of this bandwagon! Hurray!

[@chewbacca226]

#TeamMonthDayYear #Therightway #Getanedumacation

[@xXscreamingkoalaXx]

Jordan Jacobaon AKA Team #MakesNoSense

[@chewbacca226]

Matthew Prouty #Britscantcalandar #makesperfectsense #Freeforever

[@demonac]

I recently rewatched Goldfinger, and let me tell you... CinemaSins would have a FIELD DAY with that beloved Bond classic...

[@Danerboots]

The comments section in a nutshell: "WAAH he made fun of our calendar! It's srs business! WAAAH! Our calendar is better than yours America! Waaah!! What movie is he making fun of again? No, forget that, he made fun of the British calendar WAAH!"

[@DravenWolfe]

You forgot, Whhaaa, America is so stupid, Whaaa. why can't they conform to our standards... Whhaa F America... Whaaa..... (insert European Country here) is so much better with far superior people to the Stupid, Fat, Lazy Americans... Whaaa.... Murica Sucks,,, Whaa... Europeans are the Master Race... Whaa Whaa. In all Seriousness though, with all that is going on in the world, or better things they could be doing, they whine about a Fucking Calendar, here let me upgrade it to Year/Month/Day 20140701 and tomorrow 20140702, see now you just have to keep adding to the number till the date rolls over to the next month. then it will be 20140801.

[@DravenWolfe]

***** Sadly, man will fight over any pitiful and pathetic thing, so it would not surprise me. I mean Damn, the Calendar is such a Major Issue in the world, for get everything else.

[@brianheidel4550]

I agree. So many people getting hung up on a damned calendar.

[@DravenWolfe]

It's a vital issue, nothing else more important going on in the world then the format of a Calendar.

[@ergosum5001]

***** In a few years? Man that shits been going on for decades. Humans feel the need to be special - EVERY HUMAN - and the things we do to sometimes secure that notion is fucking hilarious. Faith in humanity has been lost.

[@shadowbunny7892]

I remember watching this movie when I was like eight and just being like, "Well that was a waste of time."

[@shadowbunny7892]

Avatarblackwolf I'll have to check it out.

[@shadowbunny7892]

Avatarblackwolf That's cool.

[@clairelally5236]

+Avatarblackwolf This one actually sticks to the book.

[@alasskaluna2446]

Seriously..?? What ISN'T a waste of time when you're eight?? Maybe you should try watching it again (now that you're, "like", 12 years old lol). I'm not saying it's a good movie, I'm just saying that an eight year old is hardly qualified to make a useful judgement. I think you're still not much older than eight, given your irritating and immature use of the word "like", when it's not necessary. Let me correct your sentence for you: "I remember watching this movie when I was eight and thinking "well that was a waste of time." There we go!! That wasn't so hard was it! :)

[@andythrust1]

In other words, you're just a 25 year old kid who isn't familiar with the original?

[@RaptorNX01]

Man, I knew the calender thing was going to rustle some jumpers. Which actually made it all the funnier. It's as bad as saying Soccer.

[@alphaheisenbadger3913]

Or ounce, mile, inch, pound (as a measurement of weight, not currency), feet, truck, cell phone.....

[@jareddavies1699]

We use miles in Britain mate...

[@NinjaToadNT]

Jared Davies But don't they generally use kilometers?

[@gingganggoolie]

NinjaToad Nope, they do on mainland Europe I think, but all road signs in Britain use miles. Sometimes they use feet and yards, but sometimes metres too. The problem with the British system is not the metric system or the imperial, it's the fact we use both. Somebody will tell you how tall they are, and depending on how you measure your own, you're gonna have to do some maths to work out how tall they are compared to you. One example among many, but it illustrates the point.

[@Juroku777]

Futbol and soccer are both names for the sport association ball. Soccer is a closer abbreviation than futbol.

[@OxymoronTitle]

Ok, you guys are in league with Screen Junkies. This is, what, the FIFTH time you guys have released coinciding material on the same day? And you can't always use the excuse of "they both conveniently decided it because there's a new Apes movie coming out" because there are 6 other Apes movies to choose from, even if this one's the easiest to pick apart.

[@linvoyprimusismyhero]

Was thinking the exact same thing.

[@Boshua0104]

They might do the other ones too

[@Theriot6592]

This is the most famous bad Apes movie. Did anyone actually see the old sequels? They pick movies based on what would get the most views.

[@MarkOfKhorne]

I thought that was already implied. I don't really mind seeing two different comedic analyses of horrible movies in one day.

[@samstergunsmoke8645]

I think they decide to do some movies that they both want to do at the same time so neither is accused of copying.

[@mauricedesaxe1745]

The Wilhelm clan shall never die...

[@Nathaniel_MD]

I've just seen this movie for the first time. I absolutely love it!

[@UntrainableWizard]

LOL. "Things, Excitement, Horses!" That needs to be made into some form of cloth that covers the upper half of the body. I love those scenes at the end. But I think these ones are probably better.

[@TimSenna]

I'm surprised the ending of this film got slated so much considering I swear the original French novel did a very similar thing.

[@Deltatrip39]

It didn’t, the ending was loosely based on the ending to a comic book and he was given shit for it

[@concretel10n]

"British calendar" is actually the rest of the world calendar

[@donaldbishop5320]

I REALLY ENJOYED THIS FILM !!!!!!!!! VERY UNDERRATED !!!!!!

[@sirmyself]

I that movie, humans are clearly able to organize and they can swim, while the apes can't get close to water because if they get too deep, they'll drown and die... Jee... I wonder how I could escape the tyranny of the apes on a planet they can't get near something that covers 71% of its surface... the premise of the movie makes no sense and it's full of plotholes. I noticed most of them when I watched it for the first time even though I was high...

[@ilian0002]

British calendar? You mean rest of the world who like things bein' logical?

[@chronnotrigg]

Please would someone explain why day/month/year is logical? It's absolute shit for organizing files, and it's counter to every other measurement system out there (imperial or metric). The American way actually makes sense if you think about it from a filing perspective. Granted, I like the year/month/day method better.

[@ZomifiedHam]

It is logical. just not YOUR logic.

[@К.Н.Ф.Молчаливый]

chronnotrigg the american one doesn't make more or less sense than the other one. It's just a matter of being used to it. For Europeans the American calendar feels like it's backwards and vice versa.

[@ilian0002]

chronnotrigg Because most of the time you know what year it is. So it start wit the day. What day is today? You look at the calendar - tadaa first of July. If we put numbers on the system where day is 1, month is 2 and year is 3 when we take a look at US gradation is like 2,1,3. The rest of the world is 1,2,3. You got my point?

[@ardas77]

chronnotrigg Actually tou are right. I'm from europe and I'm used to dates in format d/m/y but come to think of it all files on my computer are organized with y/m/d format :D

[@EdithCardellini]

Tim Roth's portrayal of Thade and Charlton Heston's cameo deserved to have some sins removed.

[@dannwan8537]

As well as Helena's character. Also those two male actors helped a lot. Tim was excellent, he was ruthless and posdobly in love with the senior daughter.

[@Beautifullytragic6]

The only sin you need to know...Mark Wahlberg.

[@SkaiCyan]

Every time Mark Wahlberg is in a movie, they should put a sin up and say "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch".

[@Aiser56]

That's racist

[@PhantomHaine]

Mmmmmmm, Regina :P

[@MonkeyPowerkey]

But what so many seem to forget is that hes actually a very good actor if only given the right material to work whit. There are many good actors who do many piss performances.

[@SkaiCyan]

andvas1994 I don't think anyone forgot, I actually like him a lot (he totally made that new Transformers movie), Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch is just hilarious though.

[@PapaLaw426]

These outtakes are probably the best!!!

[@faithplus1588]

What next an argument about which side of the road to drive is better?? Jasus.

[@imsupercool421]

***** RIGHT SIDE!

[@BlazinVoid59]

How about Off-Road?

[@johnfakename1178]

BlazinVoid Please, no roads. Hovercar FTW!

[@theremharth]

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

[@godridden95]

Olivia Reddy Yes

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Some people are like "Month > Day > Year sounds better." Others are like "Day > Month > Year is better" and I say "Why > The fuck > Does it matter?" I mean, you're still gonna know what date it is regardless.

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

When someone asks you what day it is, you're still going to end up saying something like "The 5th."

[@G0th1cpar0dia669543]

Mey Rin But then something like 9/11 pops up and there is going to be quite a bit of people that are not sure whether does it mean 11.9.2001 or 9.11.2001. Because why the fuck not.

[@nerevarxeph]

SaberToothTiger Except 9/11 is event that has used that as its name. You would have to had been living under a rock to not know what they meant.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

I call bonfire night 5/11. 5th November.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

@@nerevarxeph what they mean by 9/11 is does that mean 9th November or 11th of September. It is a date that happens every year.

[@xToxicFuelx]

Anyone else notice that Screen Junkies and CinemaSins have been in sync the last few uploads? It's pretty nice!!

[@SolarWindsRider]

A new evil coalition is forming.

[@AndyC-rm4wj]

Yes thought it was coincidence first time round. Now however...

[@naomibelet]

YES! NOT TO SOUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON, but I've been noticing this for ages, and I used to think they were possibly the same person, trolling us all by making two really successful videos out of one movie, and I would always comment but I don't think there was much crossover between their audiences. Now though, I think it's just likely that they pick topical movies (i.e a new Planet of the Apes movie is coming out so they both made a video about it) and there is a large amount of coincidence)

[@ashwinsridhar1845]

ScreenJunkies sucks.

[@AttilaBG]

Ashwin Sridhar lol...

[@GTFORDMAN]

i actually liked this movie, it's just that "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" just took it to a whole new level!

[@vdgitaliano]

I also really liked this movie. I watched it many times simply because of the set design and the makeup is awesome. You don't see this in Hollywood anymore. It's all CGI crap, no Artistry left. You can do anything on a computer these days, but it takes a real artist to make people look this way.

[@flightofthebumblebee9529]

I saw this in theaters and it was awesome. Also, Matt Reeves did an amazing job on his prequel trilogy. Dawn was my favorite.

[@gagalover2k10]

@@flightofthebumblebee9529 Rise and Dawn were really good, War was beautiful looking but really boring and generic story - plus it ended on what was supposed to be a bittersweet moment but instead just left a really sour taste

[@BioClone]

@@vdgitaliano WHat do you mean? rise could not be made without super hight quality CGI

[@black9897]

reallly wish they had made more movies with Mark and this continuing story. wanted an explanation to the ending.

[@saintbooker5450]

If you actually wanted more movies based off Tim Burton's peace of shit then you are the true sin to the planet of the apes franchise.

[@black9897]

Joseph Romero This was a good movie. I enjoyed it greatly. plus i love marky mark.

[@black9897]

Basically the only movie by him I think is good.

[@saintbooker5450]

I do like Mark Walberg a lot actually, I just don't like this movie.

[@0707akuma]

There was supposed to be a sequel to this version of PotA, but the movie did not get received very well by critics and the general public. Plus, Mark Walberg was doing other movies, so the sequel never happened.

[@edi9892]

Whats wrong with the "british date"? I am sorry, but we Europeans got the better System. Eg: what is heavier: 2lbs 12oz or 50oz? In metric system: 0.91kg+340g=1.25kg or 1420g=1.42kg The metric system allows easy calculation of lengths weights, volumes and pressures, but also calculation in between different units e.g.: 1m3 of water=1t=1000kg; 1mL=1cm3; 1uL=1mm3 Calculating the american way feels like writing in roman numbers, partially using the duodecimal system. *So please tell me why it is worth sticking with this system!*

[@Aidanio2345]

It's not just Europeans- Canadians use metric too

[@chrisleonardi2193]

***** millions and span over a decade? We'e talking about swapping day and month not switching from Standard to Metric.

[@sorecererslothful]

Congratulations! No one cares... the Americans who USE this shitty system don't complain about it nearly as much as Europeans, Europeans like to talk about how much better than they are than everybody else, specifically Americans. Even 'Muricans aren't this self-indulged.

[@JGD714]

***** You got a good point there. Ya'll can keep complaining about the Imperial system but it's not going to change, at least not anytime soon, it's just how it is.

[@limerslimer]

Aidanio there are like *four* counties in the world who still use imperial

[@AlphaMike-vh3wx]

some people here are irrationally angry about the British Calendar thing it's bizarre

[@privatihrpisser408]

Dude how much americans being irrationally angry ,about small things that other countrys doing, every country has some smart asses, wich think they are better :D

[@your_klips8854]

I would never know anything about this movie if cinemasins wasn't around

[@Striker353]

how is British calender a sin ? DD/MM/YY makes so much more sense than MM/DD/YY

[@kingdarius513]

its a U.S. movie i guess

[@ROFLCOPTER195]

Why is it CinemaSins and ScreenJunkies always manage to upload videos of sins and honest trailers of the same movie at the same time?

[@ROFLCOPTER195]

I know, it's just that they both happen to upload their content within a few minutes of each other

[@JohnSpawn1]

ROFLCOPTER195 Yeah, it's pretty suspicious... *dramatic music*

[@soondragon76]

I was wondering the same thing.

[@mariaa9562]

They're friends. Both have appeared in each other's videos at least once. They probably agree on the same movie when they're going to release a video

[@wolfgangeisenfaust678]

Screen Junkies is lame. The only good thing going for them is Hal, but they are too stupid to realize it. Assholes

[@bmw-jk2ks]

Thought the title said "Tim Horton"

[@derekobrien5481]

Why don't you make like a defenceman and get the puck outta here?

[@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy]

When Davidson returned to the solar system at the end, how did he get from Saturn to Earth so Quickly, like in a matter of minutes? That's way faster than the speed of light, lo.

[@donaldbishop5320]

Its just a movie Bobby

[@cyancat5451]

only the united states uses mont/day/year as opposed to day/month/year. why does america allways use the least practical measurements, numeration and buerocracy in the world. if i was president of the united states i would try to get through a law that would require all of the US to use the canadian system for everything. and i'm not even canadian

[@OscarTheTitan]

Canadian system? Where did you get that? I'm pretty sure you mean the metric system.

[@cyancat5451]

OscarTheTitan i mean the canadian system of everything. elections, healthcare, measurement. EVERYTHING

[@Boshua0104]

Why doesn't Canada use the "American system?" Because Canada is Canada and America is America.

[@cyancat5451]

Josh Belenke you know that USA is the only modern western nation without universal healthcare, that the mile system is a minority and grossly inacurate and that when america invades the middle east to "promote democracy" (secure their supply of oil) they do not promote their own system of voting because of its loopholes and general ineficency

[@cyancat5451]

Jake Darby i know that because of all the states a presidential candidate can win with less votes than his opponent. plus the democrats and republicans have become so influential that no other party stands a chance of winning so there is no point in voting for anything else than one of those two

[@WYKJ773]

The Simpsons mini clip of PotA had me rolling. Lol

[@internethistorytrash7464]

the make up in the movie is amazing I prefer it over the new all CGI ones.

[@jakcarn4184]

Man you are amazing. You pick out movie discrepancies so professionally. You are funny also respect

[@vestyxe]

That feel when you look at the comment section and it's a flame war over calendars.

[@CreativeBlackDude]

I like how you are doing the same ones as screen junkies. I love you both. Give me aids.

[@Actheman1978]

I laughed so hard I started coughing from that comment!

[@Gootothesecond]

Brother, did you really just say "give me aids?"

[@Xunkun]

Pool's closed, suckah.

[@alabamahebrew]

I hope you're going to do one on "The Meg" , you will need an hour with that movie lol...

[@richardblayneamerican8149]

What's wrong? It's the first word in this title: "Everything". I attended an opening night showing of the original 'Planet of the Apes' in 1968. No sequel, no remake has equalled my experience of seeing that first film. Not even close.

[@spiritgum]

I still defend this movie as very enjoyable, if definitely one of my least favourite Burton films, but most of these were spot-on.

[@dead45213]

The wizard of oz reference was literally perfect

[@TheRaymondMan6]

I think the month first definitely makes more sense.

[@looneyburgmusic]

+allhiphop reviews It really doesn't matter either way. It makes sense to you or me because that is what we are used to.

[@qwert_au]

The Mel Gibson Braveheart insert was excellent hahaha!

[@eurodraco]

Michael Clarke Duncan is such an easy actor to like and honestly he doesn't have to do THAT much to fill a role. His voice just commands authority and he's got the brawn to back it up.

[@bloodrunsclear]

I can't believe I forgot how awful this movie was. There is only ONE redeeming feature: Helena Bonham Carter plays a different character than any other time in her career.

[@generalyellor2187]

With the most inconsistent makeup. Eyebrows on an ape when none of the others do?

[@bloodrunsclear]

@@generalyellor2187 Fair point...

[@artorias_g]

British calendar is an invalid sin. It should be "Normal calendar. -1 sin!"

[@ZomifiedHam]

Why would he do that? he doesn't notice things that are good, like how they partially got it right by putting Hitler in the "everything ever". Hitler's speech was the very first signal to be sent into space, so the fact that all of the footage they used was from that and later should have been a neutral sin. they did only use three-four video clips, so it was a sin. and everyone else already mentioned the calendar.

[@karstenosecheck6521]

Dude. . . why are you racist to Americans because we do stuff differently? We don't make fun of you because you use kilos and Celsius

[@guilhermejunior6895]

Karsten Osecheck we also think stupid the fact that americans don't use kilos and celsius. like, everyone else

[@karstenosecheck6521]

GUilherme junior Yea but what is wrong with doing stuff differently? Hmm

[@jamesdeakin762]

"What's wrong with doing stuff differently" Only this. All of the principles of Maths, Physics, Chemistry and other sciences, every formula that applies to real things, uses a system of measurement called SI Units. These include seconds, metres, kilograms, mols, etc. Any quantity can be expressed as a combination of the seven SI Units: for example, momentum is in units of kilogram metres per second, or second Newtons, depending on personal preference. To my knowledge, there is one "developed" country in the WHOLE WORLD that doesn't use SI Units. In fact, a multimillion dollar space probe was once destroyed because someone assumed the numbers they'd been given were in Newtons, the SI Unit of force, not pounds. Guess which country that is? But if you insist on using your illogical, outdated systems of Fahrenheit, miles, pounds and, of course, MMDDYY, go ahead. Just remember, the rest of the world is quite capable of leaving you behind if we have to :)

[@tactictoe]

Of course the day should come first. Days, into weeks, into months, into years...how does that not make sense?

[@mema0005]

+tactictoe Because the Americans say so?

[@waltereg0]

+tactictoe Because if the day was the most important then you would just say the day of the week. When you're talking a bout a date that is farther out than just one or two weeks, then the month becomes more important.

[@christopherbennett6571]

+waltereg0 If the date is more important (which it is), then you would say the DATE not the day of the week (example Friday). What more importance does the month have over the day? The day changes sooner than the month. Do you need to be reminded first of the month than of the day (that changes every 24 hours in comparison to a month)?

[@mema0005]

I also like to read the time the American way.It is currently 38m 20h and 40s on the 9th month, 8th day of 2015. It's a little crazy and confusing, but I like to be different

[@leofst]

+tactictoe I would prefer to read it from the least to the most specific, so, in my perfect world, it would be Year/Month/Day, but since nobody uses that I will die slightly more unhappy T_T But yeah, it makes no f*cking sense to me to mix it in the american way... Why the hell the Month come before the day which comes before the year?? And let's not even get started on their metric system!!!!! hahahaha

[@ZomifiedHam]

HOLY CRAP all these British/non-British people white-knighting over the order that you put the date in. Half of you don't even know how to spell it. (Calendar)

[@ZomifiedHam]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster they are spelled the same.

[@dik4316]

It seems that you are painfully unaware of spelling "non-British" to be judgemental about others' language skills, zombie pig.

[@ZomifiedHam]

Di, k i probably have changed it by now. and you need to see some of these people. there are 'British' people down there that legit spelled calendar 'calander', 'callender','calndars', and 'calender'. a Calender is the rolling part of a paper machine, not a way to figure out dates.

[@dik4316]

ZomifiedHam, Good on you. Now for your punctuation and/or capitalisation...

[@Yosi-Berman]

Also, you do realize that for most of these non-British non-American people English isn't A first language. Just because a lot of people know how to speak it, doesn't mean they can spell it.

[@shadownblade9190]

Are screen junkies and cinema sin working together

[@2AForever-wi8yj]

Simple to explain the general thane statue. They didn't go forward in time they went backwards. Either the size of the ship or the order they went into the anomaly determined how far back they went.

[@mvhdm1]

"also, hitler, and that's racist" should be on a t-shirt.

[@daanwilmer]

Number 29 "British Calendar" is a sin? There are two logical ways to write a date: day - month - year, or year - month -day. The first is the common standard in most of the world, the second is the standard as specified by ISO 8601. The American way of month - day - year, with the magnitude of the number having no relationship to the position, would actually be a sin.

[@Floydthefuckbag]

Yes except you forgot one thing: MURIKA.

[@Budufu]

Okay? He's American, it's meant to be a joke.

[@Arrant2294]

That's the joke.

[@msagzjr.4641]

Daan Wilmer This is what I don't like about Europeans everytime there's something related to the imperial system or our calendars being "wrong" you guys always have to go on these rants about how we are "behind" you when it comes to that kind of stuff. Do you see people going on rants about how you should use our unit of measurement or calendars? No! But you just have to go on these rants to make yourselves feel superior

[@elitewolverine]

Actually no and yes. Computers use ymd format because of the way things are organized and how code is read through well...code. A ymd format is less coding to do databases than other methods. As for dmy, meh. Lets use some logic. Your mind can think rather fast, faster than you can speak. In fact by the time someone finishes a sentence my mind has already thought of 3. Well at least my mind - yours...well...anyhow. When talking when you say, do you remember the 29th...by the time you reached 29th my mind now has 4 seasons to think of, when what where, what events, etc...it can be 12 different events all pertaining to the 29th...and yes a brain thinks this fast before you get to "of april". But by saying, April first, your mind has an exact 'container' to reference, season - time of year - etc. The only thing left is the day. By the time it has taken to say April then the 29th...My mind has searched all of April to preload and contextualize what may have happened in april, usually by weekends etc. I have chopped down a guessing game of what season, and 12 months, into just 4 weeks. Get it? Probably not...we will wait while your brain loads.

[@TheLastSliceOfPie]

When are we getting an Everything Wrong With Citizen Kane?

[@AdmiralBlackstar]

They probably only want to do well-known movies. The only time I've ever heard of Citizen Kane was on Friends when two characters where complaining about how boring it is.

[@musicalnotextr]

ChakatBlackstar That was the joke: criticizing a movie that is deemed the greatest of all time. CinemaSins definitely needs to do that movie!

[@AdmiralBlackstar]

musicalnotextr Ah...that would've been funnier if you'd used the actual greatest movie of all time, Serenity.

[@robertpolanco1973]

This "Everything Wrong With..." segment is great. I can say that I learned pretty much about the lousy remake of "Planet of the Apes" more than the critics did. Also, the ending is funny as well. The details have been priceless.

[@ObaREX]

"Careful of this one, he's feisty." Oh jeeze. You have no idea how much that bugged me when I first saw this movie. It was like the moment I knew it was just chalked of shitty writing and attempts at cliches. So glad you guys pointed it out because no one who watched the movie with me seemed to be bothered by that.

[@dabull136]

Yes...it was hokey. About the only good thing in this movie was Estella Warren... and no, not for her acting ability.

[@olluman123]

The monkey brob sayd that because he is a dick to humans and that mark touched him

[@cttc4132]

"Always look on the bright side of life!" ROTFLMAO!

[@ljhunter]

Why has EWW The Social Network not been made yet?

[@fearedjames]

I don't get why people hate that movie. I mean, Facebook is shit and all, but it made out the creator to be an asshole as well as had some pretty decent writing in most of it.

[@thegooseinator9614]

Believe me, people do NOT hate The Social Network. It's often cited as the best movie of 2010, and many were upset when it was beaten for the Best Picture oscar by The King's Speech.

[@Mallen151]

I wouldn't mind that. I liked The Social Network, but I personally prefer it when Cinema Sins does movies that are for the most part considered "good".

[@ljhunter]

Mallen151 The Social Network is considered good. In my mind, however, it is amazing. It's my second-favourite movie of all time, after TDK.

[@MikkiSistermans]

I read that as literally 'eww' instead of Everything Wrong With. Somehow I think 'eww' is actually more appropriate.

[@erjang.5997]

Captain Leo Davidson: Shut up! That goes for all species.

[@henoch44]

it's not just "British calendar", it's what most nations use. It's definitely not a sin.

[@Stevyyy1994]

Its a sin when its on an american ship

[@mattk.2194]

Mc Karl the usaf on the ships passengers shouders stand for United States Air Force

[@henoch44]

Stevy Ouellette uuhh, no.... I was in U.S. army and this is the date format we use. As well as metric system. It's a sin when filthy civies are talking military without any clue.

[@Wasabih26]

Stevy Ouellette It's in the future. Maybe it's more logical in the future.

[@andrewjoyce9038]

UK isn't a nation

[@BabaTym_]

I'm in the ad right now, if the first sin Isn't "This Movie Exists." I'm disliking

[@sunsetshimmer7160]

Sorry you disliked

[@DrMewFoxov]

one major plothole you didn't mention: WHERE DID THEY GET HORSES FROM!??!?!?!?!

[@StuartwasDrinkell]

The horse is around 50 million years old.... apes came some 30 million years later.... huge plot hole in your plot hole : humans didnt invent horses!.

[@DrMewFoxov]

@@StuartwasDrinkell you haven't been watching the movie carefully enough. The ape landed on a different planet that is not earth. Where are the hourses from?!

[@MrRop-yp3wt]

@@StuartwasDrinkell the planet has 2 moons it's called Ashlar. It's like moving to mars and suddenly having horses

[@fsoonekindt]

i always Just Love Your Posts!😂 Man..talk about Taking So much time to get all the rest of us (Even after personnally Seeing Flix literally 3times in a row sometimes!) To notice The smallest and ridiculous little things We still Missed and Always make me laugh out Really loud!Really Cool!😂 it's Also something in your voice ,Somehow you draw attention to facts in such a Nice tone!..Hope you'll be Doin' this For Us all For years to come Cause It's a real treat Everytime!☺✌ And just when i Rewatch a Movie even from 16 years ago and check it,You've yet never failed me personally On Even One film..I Appreciate your Videos So much And please keep on doing these great Posts! They're just Beautifully done!👍 many friendly greets from the other side of the Atlantic..and Many Thanks again!😁

[@SWHalo2]

8:29 That probably ties for the creepiest movie kiss ever with the one in Blank Check between an adult woman and a 12-year old boy.

[@saulgoodman9278]

Which one and why?

[@VexJinks]

Sounds kinky.