Everything Wrong With Road House In 18 Minutes or Less

Road House is getting a fresh new streaming-only remake with Jake Gyllenhaal, so we went back to the original Patrick Swayze version to look for sins. Found some!
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[@SportsFan2001]

"Peter, we've gotten complaints from all over town, you're gonna have to stop with the kicking"

[@Abbaschand]

"Oh, yeah? I think my scary, otherworldly, shadowy spirit friends might have something to say about that."

[@ImTheGFed]

Ghost!

[@adamjameson4505]

House. Roadhouse. That, too. 😑

[@RavenLotz]

ROADHOUSE!

[@RavenLotz]

@@ImTheGFedGHOST HOUSE!!!

[@dangeletti84]

Not taking a sin off for Sam Elliott putting his hair in a pony tail and looking like a greek god while he does it is the biggest short sight in the history of this channel.

[@Skipjack7814]

I couldn't agree with you more, MEE HO!😅

[@ZiggyShotThat]

all i can think about is peter griffin

[@Uriahakabrowndog]

And you know what else? I did some checkin' around. You're not a licensed therapist.

[@ZiggyShotThat]

@@Uriahakabrowndog Roadhouse

[@bobwallett]

Same

[@ggj1987]

@@ZiggyShotThatthat too

[@Bigsmokealone]

Same

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

I forgot all about the Polar Bear scene. I actually fell on the floor laughing when fat boy started that krazy mouth scream or whatever the hell that was. 😂

[@adamgrayskull1587]

"A polar bear fell on me".

[@Joshudan64]

I believe that noise is called the Costello

[@jasonmcmurtry7812]

I'm pretty sure he's Chumlees dad lol 😂

[@joeparson9967]

Reminded me of Curly from the Three Stooges.

[@cswilliams29]

@@adamgrayskull1587 Best line of the movie! Not sure how it was missed here...

[@thegothravager]

"Damn you 2024 for not being 1989!" That's what I keep saying 😂

[@monicarenee7949]

I love how he still gave a sin to the movie for this not being done in 2024 lol

[@SirDistic]

@@monicarenee7949I love how hates long logos but gave a sin for an 8 second logo.

[@pineappleparty1624]

yeah made no sense. should have started at -1 since it was a good thing rather than a sin.

[@justingary5322]

EXACTLY 😂 💯

[@duncandmcgrath6290]

That was a helluva year 🤘

[@TheMadPunter]

"Shut up, Wesley," is gold

[@Raz.C]

I didn't laugh anywhere else, but I laughed my arse off at that point!

[@Thurgosh_OG]

I just comments this and scroll down to find you agree.

[@artemrevelsky]

I love how the music never stops playing in this movie

[@brjdencrewe1922]

No Peter Griffin "Roadhouse"? I was waiting for that!

[@cjraymond8827]

So true!

[@joshshin6819]

nah he has class

[@petergriffin911]

Roadhouse callback!

[@KingDoomfist]

Fun fact: Ottawa, Canada, of all places, had a legendary bouncer named Gerry Barber. Dude's name had John Wick gravitas like three generations later. I think there might even be a documentary.

[@jocelynastheart2732]

I live in ottawa and I have never heard of a bouncer named gerry barber

[@zeqot2311]

@@jocelynastheart2732heard about it in Toronto too bro dudes a legend

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

If you've worked in the bar/night club industry in Ottawa long enough, you've heard of Gerry Barber.

[@user-ml7no4ys2j]

Fun fact: Ottawoans talk way too f*cking much cos the city is so muthaf*cking boring cos the residents cant do anything for sh*t, the guy was probably just a good storyteller and exaggerator

[@ethanweeter2732]

And Canada gave us Jeff Healey.

[@markcasadevall9509]

Peter griffins favorite movie

[@petergriffin911]

OH MY GOD, ROADHOUSE!

[@PahzWatchesYouTube]

We have a cat named Dalton. And yes, we thought he'd be bigger.

[@jamesw.weissii3795]

My cat, named Dalton, actually is bigger

[@babytoshiro7014]

9:51 "Wesley, how's the peeping. Wesley, how's the peeping?" Freaking CinemaSins Classic line.👍👍👍👍🌹🌹🌹🌹

[@greyfox2822]

Roadhouse is a national treasure and I will not be told otherwise

[@pineappleparty1624]

I'm glad i watched this instead of the actual movie.

[@wheeeeeha]

Otherwise.

[@jamesdmack]

National Treasure is a roadhouse and *I* will not be told otherwise

[@jocelynastheart2732]

🤣🙄

[@BrentTJo]

I saw the video title and said, Roadhouse has no sins, it is the perfect movie. "Pain don't hurt" was the name of our team when we did the fundraiser walking up the stairs of a 50 story building.

[@haljordan777]

3:42 I'm going to sin Jeremy for not knowing who Terry Funk is. "This genteman".

[@SirDistic]

To be fair Terry Funk is indeed a gentleman.

[@registereduser]

My favorite Funker quote: “You fucking horse! I’ll kick your ass!”

[@Rockhound6165]

@@SirDistic you mean was a gentleman. Terry passed last August.

[@djvip3r420]

Best. Bonus. Round. Ever.

[@eshuorishas9987]

I’m surprised it wasn’t the length of the whole film

[@theyamformerreborn706]

“Petah, Cinemasins just sinned Roadhouse”

[@user-si3gu8pm6j]

Holy crap that was Keith David!

[@joes9954]

He had a lot of screen time in the rough cut but that was all that ended in the finish film. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A COPY OF THE ASSEMBLY CUT! Even if it's only on VHS.

[@DanBrizuela]

Swayze had the look of a typical action star of the 80s and 90s but did more dramas and comedies instead. Gotta love him

[@OntarioBearHunter]

He was an actor, not a movie star, that's why.

[@DanBrizuela]

@@OntarioBearHunter not what I meant. It was a joke about how he had a similar look and build to say Stallone and van damme but went a different direction

[@gregslone4874]

You know, he was lean but not really that muscular. Definitely a dancer's physique.

[@ProudPapaJD]

The punching bag bonus round has been the funniest bonus round yet!

[@ianrangers]

When Dalton rips out Jimmy’s throat it always reminded me of the mortal kombat finishing moves 😂 so not just me then

[@lexcorpceo763]

Best bonus round in any EWW ever!!! Absolute comedy gold....😂😂😂😂😂

[@MisterG2323]

A lovely exposition on the utter lack of need for a remake. Thanks!

[@Rockhound6165]

Roadhouse is one of the best 80's movies ever. It's one of those movies that I don't go out of my way to watch but when I'm flipping through the guide(no one flips channels anymore) and I see it's on I'll watch it.

[@joshuamacminn2757]

This bonus round goes for all the some time 😊

[@erint527]

One of my favorite movies of all time! This movie will always hold a special place in my heart I swear.

[@wfroedgern]

This is your best work ever. The bonus round almost ended me 😂😂😂

[@DelOLoughlin]

I can't wait for you to do the remake! I need a count of the times they say "Road House"! I'm pretty sure it doesn't get said in the original at all.

[@1SaG]

Best ... thumbnail ... ever.

[@GrimReaper2786]

The Mario music does its justice for the bonus round 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Briggsycakes]

Whoever is doing these thumbnails deserves all the raises.

[@registereduser]

(grunts)

[@CarbonSpire]

I once saw an off off Broadway musical adaptation of Roadhouse in an abandoned church starring Madonna's martial arts instructor as young Pat Swayze.

[@user-lz3hl3tn2x]

Very cool.

[@SirDistic]

That is one hell of a sentence.

[@Goddessvenom]

@@SirDistic😂

[@paulferranti8536]

The world is definitely coming to an end

[@CarbonSpire]

@@paulferranti8536 if the end of the world is off-off-bwy productions of cult 80s movies, sign me up!

[@ffionlewis5394]

Peter Griffin: "roadhouse" Patrick Swayze tho 😍😍😍

[@nicksmith4808]

The best line is when tells terry funk “there’s always barber college” 😂

[@travishostetter4688]

If you’re smart you’d pitch your tent…”I think he did.” 🤣🤣🤣☠️ I laughed for a solid minute at that.

[@jubal7747]

OMG THANK YOU guys for FINALLY reviewing this movie, i have been waiting for you to do this for a few YEARS!!

[@TheRealMonkeyrogue]

Okay, the Bonus Round being a literal splicing of the movie with just the punches? Genius editing.

[@nicolelala10]

When Emmitt says, "Calling me 'sir'...." is screenwriting GOLD. Doesn't deserve a sin....it deserves sins OFF!

[@richardlinton7187]

that final spinning kick tho

[@itsyourworldtoday]

lol

[@bobthebear1246]

*"ROAD HOUSE."* 🙂

[@bripa3890]

Fucking finally. You know how many times ive searched for cinemasins roadhouse

[@furiouskaiser9914]

Sawdust on the floor is for soaking up puke and spilled drinks. I think 😅.

[@RayNotCharles]

Also for dancing I believe. Try two stepping on grass or pavement. You don’t slide as gracefully

[@AdamG1983]

And blood. Don't forget the blood.

[@jimmym3352]

Seems like a fire hazard to me. We had a sh!tkicker bar here in Vegas for a while that had sawdust on the floor. It was a spinoff of a bar in Dallas so I imagine that one had sawdust on the floor as well.

[@Truck_person]

Yes saw dust is used for spilled beers

[@bigsarge8795]

Also because Tilghman was in the process of fixing up the bar

[@chyno11]

Yessssss the bonus rounds, I love it. Thanks for bringing it back 😂😅

[@BROU-bb2uc]

Dude you had me laughing the whole way through 😂

[@theMLBfan]

After seeing that bonus round at the end I'm now convinced this movie had more punches in it than the entire Rocky film series.

[@DaggersPOV]

Best bonus round ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrShadowpanther3]

Hey, I have an idea for the ending "extra sin" theme... how about cutting in all of the punching scenes? Editor team : Well.. there goes the weekend...

[@arturplayz4505]

This feels like a movie I've seen but at the same time I didn't

[@Celticrose9999]

Same. Like I've probably seen at least half of it through references or on TNT after school eons ago, but not enough to actually know anything about it

[@marce.t8732]

I only remember part of the fight when Swayze ripped out the guy's throat.

[@GJohnson1981]

Yall are so young... this is a fukin classic....

[@Celticrose9999]

@@GJohnson1981 I don't know about that, not sure 40 counts as "young", this just was never by cup of tea, even when I was younger. Now The Wraith, with Charlie Sheen, that I watched on repeat (no clue how that was okay, but🤷🏼‍♀️)

[@christophjohnson3777]

​@@Celticrose9999 Jaaaaakkkkeeeee!!

[@Memelord2020]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone throws a punch

[@AdmRose]

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: You will die.

[@raydunakin]

No one can hold that much booze.

[@GJohnson1981]

Yep dead as hell...

[@christianruffin1342]

Go see Doc for that.

[@ItsFreakinHarding.]

Unless you have the tolerance of Dean Martin's liver, you are not surviving that drinking game, my friend!

[@bradfry5403]

Can't believe they are remaking it it's a classic

[@bobthebear1246]

WTAF?! That's a joke, right?!

[@adamjameson4505]

This might be the funniest vid you've done since the Wicker Man. I laughed my @$$ off. Bravo, Jeremy & Crew. 141 punches?!?

[@WebofShadows19]

That thumbnail is everything 😂

[@unmemorablehero]

If you watch the MacGruber movie, you’ll know that tearing out throats is definitely muscle memory.

[@vcjjj08]

What the hell man? You went haywire with the punches at the end and that shit was just hilarious.

[@22steve5150]

Dude rips more throats than MacGruber.

[@paulferranti8536]

Xtra points

[@Nicodemus79]

Anyone else expecting the “1-up” chime during the bonus round? Surely that was more than 100…

[@Fireship1]

I was waiting for the 1-up to play during the throat ripping part. That would have been perfect!

[@K0NFZ3D]

Can we have 'falling down' pls

[@stewart8127]

Yes!

[@bobthebear1246]

FUCK YES!!

[@scottroache2797]

There is a big difference in the bouncer starting something vs the patron staring the fight. Dalton didn't start those fights, he reacted to the patron starting the fight.

[@captainj6298]

I love how the bonus round just turned into a Street Fighter combo counter by the end.

[@ukmediawarrior]

I love Jimmy in this movie played by the great Marshall Teague. It was actually a henchman you thought could wreck someone :)

[@jeremiahwhan]

Terry Funk immediately negates all sins. This movie is blessed.

[@jefferyorr7271]

Who? 😭

[@SirDistic]

@@jefferyorr7271You need to go back to the 80's and learn what culture is.

[@kennethteasley7454]

​@jefferyorr7271 I assume you're not or never have been a pro wrestling fan

[@clarafedde8674]

Or is young. Time be a cruel thing, but wrestling hasn't changed since the gladiator age. Sucks too cause my favorites have passed away.

[@jefferyorr7271]

@@kennethteasley7454 after a quick Google search somehow no I don’t know him which is wild. I grew up on WWE but I was born in like 2003 but even then I definitely went back and watched a bunch of the old stuff from WWF.

[@thegame1496]

The punching bonus was too much. I was dying laughing

[@DingmonGang]

The ending had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@catfishhunter9642]

Forgot about the scene were the bouncer and girl were in the back doing the wild thang. ..he tells dalton he's on his break !. ..wont spoil no more! 😅😅

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

The bouncer and the *underage* girl, who they say out loud is underage. You sure couldn't make that scene today.

[@robertheadley3483]

​@@AndrewJohnson-oy8ojI never thought about that... I always assumed that it was intended that she had a fake ID to buy alcohol but was over 18.

[@mpdhome2538]

I lost it at "brick-imprinted asses"🤣

[@rickmoskal2458]

RIP Terry Funk

[@JonnyAugz]

And Patrick Swayze.

[@greyworld6242]

Peter griffin: “Roadhouse.”

[@petergriffin911]

RO, RO, RO, ROADHOUSE!

[@PrinceIsot]

Yeah Sam Elliot was 44 and Patrick Swayze was 37 but Sam looked 58 and Patrick looked 30 😂

[@gersonribeiro374]

Sheldon Cooper's mom would definitely like this video!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chrish3126]

The punching bonus round goes on for all the some time

[@birdmanoo0]

I feel like I watched the entire move threw that bonus round.

[@rockyjuarez6568]

A bonus round in 2024?! Brilliant

[@bmccarty2012]

15:57 - Wade's nephew, the guy firing the shotgun, is John Doe, lead singer of legendary LA Punk Rock band X

[@Some_who_call_me_Tiim]

Its amazing how much story progression you can see in the "bonus round punches"

[@bg7893]

What always bothered me about the opening is that it's supposed to show how good Dalton is as a bouncer yet he turns his back on a belligerent customer and get's stabbed. That makes him terrible at his job.

[@Wheels_Unlimited]

"Disappointing Applebee's" is very redundant.

[@bobthebear1246]

😂

[@virgil3241]

This video was fire. Hilarious. Maybe because Ive watched this countless times the last 30 plus years

[@slockhrt]

18:50 I think sin #158 (Bonus Round) was a kick.

[@kiraweaver8039]

141 points and my favorite bonus round yet 🤣👌

[@gryyphyn8639]

Oh, come ON Jeff! All that and no "polar bear fell on me"?!

[@keyshawnestberg]

Did you see anything A polar bear fell on me 😂

[@recoblade1465]

I just want to say I appreciate your commitment you and the content that you put out

[@amandarhoads4640]

I have a soft spot for Cinema Sins. It brings back memories of pop up videos on MTV. Wow, did I just age myself! 😂

[@guywilliams6569]

I always thought the Sam Elliot character was like almost 60... lol

[@ShaunInce123]

All I can think of is Family Guy when it comes to Road House

[@petergriffin911]

Roadhouse!

[@ItsFreakinHarding.]

"House....Road House!"

[@benjaminwilson8234]

Dalton punching everything more than Wesley 😂

[@rse1113]

The “Talented Mr. Ripley” reference was flawless. Also, Sam Elliott and Keith David are national treasures.

[@RossM3838]

Road house: that’s right pain doesn’t hurt The best movie ever

[@RTCMAHL]

Thank you! I've been asking for years and years for an EWW and Honest Trailer for Road House and I got both!!!!!!

[@ourkeving]

Thank the remake lol

[@thatsnotmyname42]

The detail of the 1UP sound after the 100 coins in the bonus round is just chef’s kiss

[@Alexvander10]

Almost everything you sinned about this movie is exactly what makes it beloved and awesome.

[@Deiscimo]

3:55 Terry funk

[@AlexanderHawley]

9:51 A wild Ripley reference appears

[@Justin_North]

I have been a sub to this channel for jesus, over a decade now and I must say, this is the best bonus round ever.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

"You know who had a thing for Elizabeth Clay?" I don't know. Maybe EVERBODY in town!?

[@RockismyAir]

Fight Club reference I saw coming, but apprecìated.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Kick! Road house!

[@petergriffin911]

Roadhouse! 😑

[@GeronimoRoughrider]

This video is absolute COMEDY GOLD! Thank you so very much for this video I've been a sub here for awhile and this is hands down the funniest video I've seen from y'all and I found it at the absolute perfect moment 'cause it was so nice to cry with laughter instead of sorrow for a change, THANK YOU!

[@Skipjack7814]

My Uncle Dave worked on this movie. For many years he worked in the production side of movies as a "Stacker." Some of you may have noticed, towards the end of movie "Credits" youll see "Key Grip," or "Best Boy." A "Stacker" is a guy who sprints all over the set, stacking phonebooks for Patrick Swayze to stand on, any time he has a scene with a lady, or anyone who's taller than 5'4". Its a very challenging job, but Uncle Dave was an experienced Stacker, and worked on set for Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Tom Cruise. He's Retired now, but is still on the board of The Stackers Union, Local 90210.

[@ItsFreakinHarding.]

Man if your Uncle wasn't retired I'm sure he would be busy as hell with Tom Cruise! stacking phone books under his feet for basically every person he's on screen with! Oh wait, nowadays they actually wear lifts in their shoes, seen a picture of Robert Downey Jr wearing these really high lifts so he could be close to the same height as Chris Evans 😅

[@Skipjack7814]

Incidentally, Uncle Dave is 5'5", which is (technically) a bit tall for a Stacker, but he's built like a miniature Lorenzo Neal. They like Stackers short, less chance of them being 'caught' by the cameras.

[@user-vf8sh2kw2d]

Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end: 1 (20:06): Foul Play (Paramount Pictures, 1978) 2 (20:08): Witchboard (Cinema Group, 1986) 3 (20:18): Fight Club (20th Century Studios, 1999) 4 (20:25): Family Guy, "The Griffin Family History" (season 4, episode 27; Fox, 14th May 2006) 5 (20:26): The Simpsons, "Homer's Triple Bypass" (season 4, episode 11; Fox, 17th December 1992) 6 (20:34): Terminator 2: Judgement Day (TriStar Pictures, 1991) 7 (20:39): Hawkeye, "So This Is Christmas?" (episode 6; Disney+, 22nd December 2021) 8 (20:41): Sherlock Homes (Warner Bros., 2009) 9 (20:54): Mortal Kombat (NetherRealm Studios, 2011) 10 (21:01): Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (Warner Bros., 1995) 11 (21:10): Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Angel One" (season 1, episode 14; 25th January 1988)

[@shermanbrown419]

Thanks

[@user-vf8sh2kw2d]

@@shermanbrown419 You're welcome!

[@farginbastage805]

Thank you!

[@johndoe6032]

sawdust soaks up all the beer and blood

[@JanosXyn]

That was the funniest Bonus Round in a long time!

[@lonelylaptop]

Dude this was genius level editing and analysis. Good stuff.