Everything Wrong With Snow White & The Huntsman

[@DaaaahWhoosh]

13:50 should've been a sin for her wearing pants under her dress. She's a prisoner, they should've dressed her in a burlap sack and called it a day. But no, she asked for perfectly tailored leather pants and shoes, and they figured why not.

[@Kit269]

I should of been tights or leggings not pants

[@beyondlondon8600]

It should have…*

[@Widdekuu91]

Maybe he or she IS pants. In that case the comment is correct. And hopefully not British, they use the word pants for underpants.

[@Wandergirl108]

To be fair, "I wish I had a child white as snow, red as blood, and black as ebony" was from the original fairy tale. On the other hand, in the original fairy tale, Snow White was considered "fairer than the queen" when she was seven years old, because back then people didn't give a single fuck about puberty. Also also, in several of fairy tales (there are actually a few, and the last two things only applied to one, but still), the bite of the poison apple gets stuck in Snow White's throat, and she gets locked in a coffin and grows up because reasons until a prince finds her and declares that he is madly in love with her because she's pretty, and dislodges the bite of apple from her throat, not kiss her. ALSO also also, professional historians or literature experts or whatever the hell they are analyzed the original fairy tales and determined that Snow White's mother didn't LITERALLY die, it's that the woman she was died metaphorically and she became a new woman who was evil to Snow White out of jealousy. And now I want an apple.

[@adorawu8406]

Wandergirl108 Yeah I read a lot of stories where the evil queen was her mother.

[@pie.x]

Where have you been! You changed my childhood! What a hero

[@margaritam.9118]

Wow, that's very interesting. Thanks for the info) I guess the Queen grew a bit crazy if she envied her own daughter :D

[@schwarzerritter5724]

+Wandergirl108 And while we are at it, Snow White originally had blonde hair.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

+Wandergirl108 its bit of a reach to say that 7 year old little girl is more beautiful than grown woman. was she like that 'the most beautiful child in the world' chick. usually 7 year olds look all the same and are annoying as hell.

[@emeraldarwyn5367]

if a person was born with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony, they would look freaking terrifying.

[@Cra3ture]

yeah girl from the the fucking grudge

[@karmaw052]

+ReY D with lipstick on 😂

[@Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

+Winnie The Grouch :D a lot

[@gradenspencer3476]

if someone looked like that they would be a vampire

[@MsStormcrow]

I was thinking Drusilla from Buffy, so yeah, vampire.

[@LV_427]

"Gong, gong on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

[@pramitbanerjee]

you are. Snow white sucks. *end of movie*

[@monkeyrules4648]

I really hate Snow White in this movie. I much prefer the queen and all these movies out there are just freaking copies of each other!

[@bluegenes2273]

Magic mirror that's a gong, where the hell'd i stash my bong?

[@FeatherGirlvideo]

is he really not going to sin the dudes haircut?

[@personalglow]

I know right?!

[@gingerv7413]

20 sins for that haircut

[@cactuseverdeen7818]

@@gingerv7413 thousands of sins for that atrocious cut lol

[@scruffy4473]

That's exactly what I was thinking 😶

[@bluedragonfox]

I thought the same thing. His bangs are the true villain.

[@HDInstrumental1]

You forgot to sin that blond guy's haircut.

[@MultiSuperllama]

Yes haha!!

[@ShawnsterVideos]

+H.D.Instrumental That haircut deserves 2 sins.

[@chaosdecides]

+H.D.Instrumental Dye it black and he might pass as a member of the three stooges.

[@SiggiNebel]

+H.D.Instrumental Don't blame him. He was kidnapped from an old-fashioned Shakespeare representation and now of course is a bit confused that the bad queen suddenly is his sister and not his mother and that he finds himself rather in the role of Claudius than the one of Hamlet and has no chance to perform is famous monologue.So he looks a bit awkward all the time.

[@aljeangregorio7113]

Ok

[@TheTexas1994]

I see the directors of this movie are also afraid to tell Kristen Stewart to close her mouth

[@samkresil6011]

I feel like she needs to. But that`s what would happen to me if I tried to tell her to do so.

[@Crownslayer013]

Nicolas Gleason-Boure have you even looked at her teeth? if she closes her mouth she will leave a permanent scar on her lower lip. i know because i have one.

[@dexnadala2436]

Nicolas Gleason-Boure bruh they didnt want her to they where to busy stuffing her mouth

[@Tra_C]

OMG, I just commented about this🤣

[@reillyrussell4022]

Gotta love how a girl that was locked in a cell for the majority of her life can just jump on a horse and outride an entire group of guards, in a dress, without a saddle.

[@AdamYJ]

Okay, first they did it with Snow White in this movie, then with Alice in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland and then Peter Pan in freakin' Pan. Hollywood, I must ask you to please stop making characters from fairy tales and children's literature into "The Chosen One". Just because it worked in Harry Potter doesn't mean it's going to work in every fantasy movie. It also turns into the laziest damn story trope unless it's done really well.

[@lunadoves]

Also stop making fairy tales have some kind of 'Prophesy' which then leads to 'The Chosen One' carrying out said 'Prophesy'. Like you said, Just because it worked in Harry Potter doesn't mean it's going to work in every fantasy movie.

[@slayerlevampire5476]

Exactly. Plus, Harry Potter was original. It wasn't a rip off of a children's tale that was already ripped off from Brother's Grimm.

[@AdamYJ]

I understand why it's so popular in the first place, even going pre-Potter. So much of Western culture is based on Judeo-Christian principles and the Judeo-Christian Bible is built on stories of God going "Hey, I'm picking you to do some major, major thing". But it's not going to work every time.

[@Kairos_Akuma]

+ dont turn evry fucking "Princes"/Girl into Joan of Arc.

[@Super-jr2pc]

Adam Hoffman Also stop making the villain more likeable than the protagonist. If the audience has to root for the hero, than the hero has to be likeable. If not, let the villain win for once.

[@AestheticCapybara]

3:52 ARTAX!!!! Brings back horrible childhood memories :C

[@caitlinflavell2638]

fun fact: in mediaeval times, mirrors were polished circles of bronze. So the mirror isn't a gong, it's a historically-accurate mirror!

[@madquest8]

Pro Tip: Don't cast Kristen Stewart as the fairest of them all, then cast Charlize Theron as her competition, because Charlize wins Every Single Time. In fact Charlize is so hot they brought back her character from the dead in the sequel and ditched Stewart.

[@LadyOnikara]

Yeah, David Bowie was fairer than Stewart. I just finished watching "Everything Wrong With Labyrinth" so I'm still under that influence.

[@CeltycSparrow]

Charlize Theron IS INDEED the fairest of them all. And for them to even THINK that Kristen Stewart could POSSIBLY outshine her is laughable. I mean Kristen is pretty....in a vanilla sort of way. But Charlize Theron is stunning.

[@dixiecronin7791]

Wasn't the second movie a prequel? That isn't exactly bringing her back to life...

[@madquest8]

@@dixiecronin7791 Second movie is a sequel. It takes place after the first movie.

[@darrienekassandraduran8825]

@@dixiecronin7791 Nah, it's the sequel.

[@Silverbleedy]

I don't mind the whole blank stare with Kristen Stewart... what itches me is she never ever closes her mouth. Ever. You'd wonder if her nose is even working.

[@Muggar62]

Another arm chair expert!!! Not sure what movie you were watching! World is a sad place if that's all you have to complain about! She was stunning in this movie!

[@Silverbleedy]

Aussie Rob Wat.

[@samkresil6011]

When watching Twilight,I thought I was the only one who hated Kristen because of her awkward acting. I like her but I don`t at the same time.

[@chaos1638]

Id guess the reason for that though is that she probably has an overbite. It can cause your lips to not seal properly and instead the lower lip will line up under the top row of teeth, which is why in many shots you see her teeth exposed like they are.

[@SyntheticHalo]

''You'd wonder if her nose is even working'' you made my day!! :D

[@GerikDT]

And then they realized that the main, titular character of the movie was dull as shit, so they turned the next movie into a prequel so that they could cut her out entirely and put more focus on the secondary character that was actually decently interesting.

[@ngdevtwo5038]

Deserved ending would have been if they had just closed the castle's gate and slaughetered their stupid cavlary charge against a stone wall.

[@clairelally5236]

GerikDT Actually, I think that has more to do with the fact that she banged the director.

[@lodrose]

It's actually a sequel, 7 years after Snow White defeated the Mirror Queen. At least they made an attempt for a proper story at this other one. These queens totally forgot about their brother! Maybe he's adopted haha

[@broadwaybaby8914]

lodrose It’s both. Starts before the first film, then time skips to after it.

[@justjeffrson489]

More like they focused on a character the world doesn't hate.

[@kalakazam6562]

Kristen is fairly pretty, but she probably isn't the best choice to play the only woman known to be the most beautiful in the land. She just looks angry and stressed all the time on top of that. I'm just saying I think she would do better in other movies, just not this one. But that's just my opinion. :)

[@jeanmichaels8686]

MarkiPewdSepticeye Kitty I agree. She always looks tired to me.

[@mrroozdkiekaeus3411]

As bland & brood as K Stewart always is, giving her mentaly-sick girl role fits her just fine

[@evenstar04]

@Ios5513 or is about to take a dump.

[@thepickygamer4450]

This is why Hollywood should just avoid movies that have characters who are either the most beautiful or young Lara Croft, because we're just going to be disappointed.

[@Gloomyraindrop]

Yes, Because this snow white is going to look happy and well rested while being locked away for most of her life, not stressed and tired and unhappy. Freaking dumbass comment of the century.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Anybody ever see Mirror Mirror? Waaaaaaaaaay better remake of Snow White that also changes Snow into a badass and has far better logic than this shit.

[@halleluia2025]

+Cinema Sins make one about Mirror, Mirror!

[@hannah-ts9nj]

YAS!!

[@ellie9248]

AND the snow white in Mirror Mirror was really pretty, plus she can act.

[@ellie9248]

***** I agree she needs to be in more things

[@animegirl1414_random]

Yes, mirror mirror was awesome! I love Lily Collins! (hope she gets red queen mare lol) I love how much it made sense when she turned so badass. Hope cinema sins make one for Mirror Mirror xD

[@SaltySweetRen]

I remember going into this movie all excited and eager to see a live-action darker Snow White. I think I fell asleep through most of the opening act, and I was bored through the rest because nothing made any sense or connected in any way.

[@Ayaforshort]

Avon Rae I left the theatre half way through. Poor Hemsworth and Theron. The lead is terrible and the director has bad taste

[@lifelesshawk5725]

Rae Avon Not that it isn't a terrible movie, but when you fall asleep and wake up, it would make it a little hard to understand the plot/story. I feel asleep while watching a movie, and it was super confusing when I woke up. Now if you said that you rewatched it to see if it was confusing, then it would make your argument a little more convincing and believable.

[@CatMuto]

Ludwig Kakumei/Ludwig Revolution. It's a manga by Kaori Yuki and takes Grimm's Fairytales and tells them in humorous, but also darker aspects. Snow White is the first chapter, and she's shown to be as evil. And manipulative and cunning. Though the manga didn't get officially released in America, from what I know.

[@tylerferguson3707]

I totally agree, I was so excited for this movie and was so disappointed when I watched it.

[@tylerferguson3707]

Kjell wow, bitch much

[@87apizzi]

"Guacamole is not a suitable medical ointment" LMAAO HAHAHA

[@spicebaby001]

Hey it's Harry Potters dad!!!! Lmfao xD

[@niewesoa5299]

+Adriana Martinez And then he was killed. Coincidence?

[@bloodywanker49]

+Nie Wesoła I think not.

[@chloe4life646]

+Sakura Dropps lol

[@PD-Pro-Go]

Lets all be honest, the queen was DEFINITELY more fair than Snow White...

[@GoldenRose116]

even her brother was more fair (And look at his haircut!)

[@brittanyr9471]

DaDangerDog I mean Charlize Theron.... not as hot as Kristen "I can't breathe with my mouth closed" Stewart? Come on.

[@samkresil6011]

Sounds like an excuse,that does. "I can`t breathe with my mouth closed" now that THAT`S mentioned. Theron is DEFINANTLY a good choice for The Queen but Stewart as Snow White? What chance does SHE have?

[@ChrisHemsworthIndia]

did u forget that horse? :p

[@samkresil6011]

A poster of the film on the side of a bus and noticed Chris Hemsworth on it but not Kristen Stewert. Even though THAT was when I heard that the film was announced.

[@gubsauce3039]

It always bothered me how those woman from the village scarred themselves to “take away their beauty” or whatever. Honestly some scars on your face shouldnt just automatically take your beauty away

[@kagome2420]

*Still trying to picture the filming of Kirsten steward charming a troll! * The filming.. Director: OK Kirsten I now need to to charm a troll. Her: •_• Director: very good! Now u r scared! Her: •_• Now u run! Her: •_• Director: Now look charming and charm the troll!! Her: •_• Director: yes very good! Her: •_• (Sorry can't find a emoticon with same face and mouth always open)

[@ColonialFungus]

You sir are a genius

[@A.A_xv]

Dying

[@caleballen4295]

That was fucking hilarious like legit that was amazing 😂😂😂

[@BestNickNameEver]

you need to stop watching nigahiga ',:)?

[@Eve_Tan97]

😂😂😂

[@khanzheng647]

Christen Steward is actually speaking with a British accent the whole time, but it's too bad that no one can tell

[@nou9636]

Khan Zheng Robert Pattinson taught her

[@octoberlassie]

You forgot "It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" with the poisoned apple thing

[@HouZdar]

Can someone explain to me why the sudden trend of turning fairy tales into hardcore-dragon-slaying-arrow shooting-sword fighting movies?

[@jenifer1638]

Yeah, it's pretty cool when it first came out, but now there are so much that it gets little bit boring.

[@fulcafcoffee]

Everybody wants to be part of the trend, you know? Movie directors are like normal people. But instead of following internet trends, movie directors follow the trend of high profiting movies, which is currently badass Disney remakes

[@Raving_Rando]

Simple. Lord of the Rings was popular. Everyone wants to copy it. They're running out of stories epic enough to compete with Middle-Earth, so they're grabbing whatever medieval fairy-tale type stories they can find and twisting them so that they're more like LOTR.

[@SWHalo2]

Because summer blockbusters nowadays have to be dark and Nolan-y to make money.

[@Ziron2008]

Problem?

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

1:10 Yes it IS a mirror! That's how mirrors in ancient times were made. Super-polished metal. ^^

[@venicedejesus9880]

*reverse ding*

[@martinramirez1006]

Probably because he is a dumbass honestly

[@Kit269]

I think they made the same way as todsy

[@jeffdrowned7163]

That's interesting. I've never heard about that before.

[@RebecaC12]

Really? Kristen Stewart prettier than Charlize Theron? I think I need glasses cause I don't see how that is even remotely possible... Like, never. NEVER!

[@poopsie117]

he said the charlize theron was prettier, geez

[@RebecaC12]

I meant that for the people who actually think that e.e

[@poopsie117]

ah gotcha

[@JJGreywolf]

Beer goggles required to see the difference?!? I agree! Peace Out!

[@willdavis3802]

Eh, the director took the holes he could get, not the holes he wanted...

[@madelinpudsey2421]

Ahaha whenever I watch this movie and see the horse drowning in mud scene I instantly think of The Never Ending Story- that scene was so sad and horrible and makes me cry every time.

[@mim._.r]

I knew I wasn't the only one :')

[@TatyBallouta]

There is one other thing that really bothered me, snow was imprisoned for a very long time, since she was just a child, when she jumps into the ocean she swims perfectly, I mean daaaaaamn, she can swim for someone who has never learned how to swim!!!!

[@PocaLynn]

I just exploded at the cookies and cream part

[@NOAHSWIFE2007]

Me too

[@IGNXIII]

"Characters constantly tell us how special Snow White is, even though the only character trait we've seen is that she's really nice." Welcome to world of Kristin Stewart, Mary Sue extraordinaire.

[@safsren]

That ad at the end was the best thing about this video XD

[@camillewilliams7646]

Yes!

[@The_Wolf74]

+Sandy Hileman Or should I say about the movie!

[@NOAHSWIFE2007]

+Camille Williams yep!

[@vampiraJ]

My cat steals my snacks all the time! This was hilarious

[@koekkiekoelkastrijder4272]

Though I enjoyed it this movie was really poorly casted. First of all because Charlize Theron is a million times prettier than Kristen Stewart and second of all Charlize is a much better actor. Imo this movie would've been a lot better if they had Charlize Theron play all the characters ;P

[@cberdej04]

Koekkie Koelkastrijder Just pointing out, they specifically chose Kristen Stewart to play the fairest even though Charlize theron is clearly prettier, it emphasizes the fact that even though Snow White wasn't prettier than the queen, she was still the fairest based on what was inside, not outside. It wasn't about looks alone. The queen was obviously more beautiful, but that's all she had, on the inside she was a monster. Fairest of them all isn't just about looks.

[@TheKeyser94]

Claudia Berdej Snow White is a empty shell with no emotions, with that the Queen continue to win any day.

[@RaveriusMax]

Koekkie Koelkastrijder Even if Charlize Theron played the creepy guy watching Charlize Theron sleep, while Charlize Theron plotted to kill Charlize Theron because Charlize Mirror Theron told Charlize Theron that Charlize Theron's purity and innocence was stealing Charlize Therons power and was somehow the only way to kill Charlize Theron? Because that sounds like it would be pretty weird.

[@AnarchistPoop]

+RaveriusMax O_O

[@koekkiekoelkastrijder4272]

+RaveriusMax touché

[@lenastorm6280]

Does everyone else think that the hooded mirror-figuren looks like a golden dementor? O.o

[@lenastorm6280]

Also: "Harry Potters Dad" (you only get this if you read the books.)

[@austin0207]

Yep

[@mosspath2974]

First thing I thought when I saw that deer though, was SPIRIT OF THE FOREEEEEST!!

[@kindleyfever258]

He looks like the Ghost of Christmas Future to me.

[@sofiaa1616]

Lena Storm Sure, why not? This movie is already derivative enough as it is, that golden dementors couldn't possibly do any more damage. Seriously, as much made jokes about the rip-offs in this movie, I'm surprised it didn't point out some of biggest, most obvious ones (such as the scene with the white stag, which was an almost shot-for-shot rip-off of Princess Mononoke).

[@kylierhiannon6740]

I don't know if anyone is going to agree with me but the best Snow White spin off I've ever seen is Mary Margaret from Once Upon a Time.

[@bluepandajam]

Kylie Woobster I agree with you completely! Ginnifer Goodwin is by far the best Snow White, she has the tenderness and pure heart that makes Snow White special but also can be a kickass fighter and does it a whole lot better than Kristen freaking Stewart who is NOT a fair beauty Snow White is supposed to be. She's a mouth breather who needs to find a new career as I can't enjoy any movie that she acts in.

[@popstar2011ify]

Cheron Jamison Kristen was REALLY good in The Runaways, before Twilight

[@bluepandajam]

Alina Ferguson hmmm okay I'll go watch it. It's her emotionless dead pan acting that gets to me.

[@UsonoHoushi]

Kylie Woobster Agree! It was really unlucky that Ms. Stewart and the one in mirror mirror happened to come around the time Once did. Couldn't help comparing the two to Mary Margaret... Plus CinemaSins is right. It's pretty stupid to say that Ms. Stewart is more beautiful than Ms. freaking Theron. She's pretty but not that pretty.

[@Miyanoai14]

Kylie Woobster Agreed. Her skill and background actually make sense as well. Even when she makes mistakes that make her not as pure, she tries desperately to make up for it.

[@DarthOmix]

In celebration of this movie getting a totally necessary prequel, I'm rewatching this video again with gusto.

[@msimms10]

Same here ^_^

[@v.t.o.l.friedchicken6973]

alice from alice in stupid-land-my-balls-dropped also turned into a battle hardened hero just because she can put on a set of armor when she previously was a tiny little girl who hasnt started puberty. i hate those kinds of movies.

[@MrGlitchHead]

At least Alice had the excuse of taking the role of the protagonist of "Jabberwok," but you have a point.

[@CarnelianUK]

You forgot to mention how right at the end, while everyone is shouting "Hail to the Queen" and looking at her expectantly for some sort of speech or emotional response, she just pulls that "Trying to pass a difficult stool" face she does, and then everyone starts to look embarrased

[@drakkonkahn6762]

3:52, We interrupt this movie to bring you The Neverending Story.

[@movielover288]

*ding*

[@peanutbutterjelly3440]

fight against the sadness Arjax!

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

Uh... isn't Snow White supposed to be prettier than the queen? Kristen Stewart is not even close to Snow White beauty standards, terrible casting choice.

[@jacjac2010]

Hahaha I love it. I agree completely!

[@emilynikkel5658]

ye

[@alib3208]

Not to mention Charlize Theron is like beyond gorgeous. Kristen Stewart is average at best.

[@MaroonStorm]

+msnoahxlukefan i agree! who the fuck thought casting Kristen was a good idea??? and you know that whole rupert sanders cheating bullshit was made up for the final twilight movie

[@The_Wolf74]

+msnoahxlukefan Yeah Exactly! Why not Keira Knightley or Emma Watson? They fit well for this movie! And why change the final scenes into something that we never saw when we were kids watching the Disney version. Did they forget about how the story unfolded?

[@k4mru7]

Kristen Stewart was so hot in this movie. She had the "she might be a heroin addict, she might not be" look.

[@gracjan2010]

What?

[@nathanbain-darktrollerofal1434]

Everything wrong with this movie: Kristen Stewart.

[@SkyAngel0Kerian]

yup, personally this movie would have been great if not for her!

[@SkyAngel0Kerian]

***** ....her incapability to act. Need I say more?

[@jackpercival4844]

SkyAngel0Kerian Or the fact that people keep casting her in films.

[@SkyAngel0Kerian]

Jack Percival Yuup

[@Xehanort10]

Jack Percival The only reason she got cast in this was because she slept with the director.

[@Xehanort10]

This looks less like a Snow White film and more like Thor decided to cheat on Jane Foster with Bella Swan. Maybe he went insane after the events of The Dark World.

[@jenifer1638]

This looks like Thor was banished by his father to some kind of dimensional world

[@Xehanort10]

Jenifer Leo Odin must be more sadistic than people thought if he brainwashed his son into loving Bella Swan.

[@jenifer1638]

Then it must be Loki in disguise

[@Xehanort10]

Jenifer Leo The movie works so much better if you pretend it's about Loki brainwashing Thor into falling in love with Bella Swan just to mess with him.

[@jenifer1638]

That's a movie I'm willing to spend my money for XD

[@JayRedGear]

Me: wow, this movie actually might be good "Kristen Stewart appears" Me: Damn, this movie is going to be terrible

[@ZigzagZigag]

literally me i said this is an awesome movie when Kristen Stewart appears am like hell no she sux

[@anastazjaszymanska1717]

Gosh, that was me! Because... I don't want to offend anyone who actually likes her, but, her acting sucks

[@JayRedGear]

Novelek pl yeah, she is terrible at acting and has no personality whatsoever

[@anastazjaszymanska1717]

+Emerl The Awesome Gizoid True

[@JayRedGear]

Novelek pl anything involving her will be bad

[@TXetc]

STILL a better story than TWILIGHT!

[@TXetc]

***** Yeah but I didn't have to look at sparkly sissy boys for 2 hours, lol

[@DoReMi123acb]

Damn it man! you brought it back!

[@ShadowDragoFoC]

***** Yeah, I actually kind of liked it, but that might be because Thor.

[@TXetc]

ShadowDragoFoC It wasn't a terrible movie, just one I probably won't watch again. It was worth the $1 at RedBox.

[@gaialanzer81]

Better than Twilight, sure, but that's one low set bar. Thee's a lot of horrible movs better than Twilight by comparison. Doesn't make those movies any less bad.

[@christinaify]

Seriously, Thor and Bella had zero chemistry in this movie. And I am not good at spotting that sort of thing.

[@KBABZ]

The real question is this: is CinemaSins brave enough to do the sins of Disney's Snow White film?

[@ZontarDow]

Is he a bad enough dude?

[@niedude]

Once it is out on DVD, you fucking bet he will. He's done most blockbuster movies that have come out during CInemaSins' tenure, but only after the DVD release (I assume to discourage pirating)

[@RubenTricky]

''Brave". He did Hobbit wich has a lot of fanboys so, yes!

[@reelschannel7782]

But that movie came out SO long ago and is animation. Whatever sins are in it, now matter how big, small or any at all, it's probably not worth doing a video about it.

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

ReelsChannel I hope they do Frozen soon then...

[@ItsMrSmurf]

I bet that guacamole ointment was $3 extra

[@margaritam.9118]

Ok, it's obvious Charlize is much more attractive than Kristen. What's strange is that the Queen herself doesn't notice it. And spends her time and energy to kill a mediocre looking chick. Like, look in the mirror instead of talking to it, woman!

[@davidfalloutbandit]

Is it just me or do most films that go for the whole"woman empowerment" thing do the "guy acts stupid to give the female protagonist a cheap feeling of empowerment" thing? I feel like way to many "Girl power" films use that trick...

[@punkandrockgirf]

David Gomez Really most of those girl empowerment movies are also dystopia movies. Honestly I'm not sure why there is such an intrest in both.

[@Rosef1re]

David Gomez yeah, I definitely notice this in all the Disney movies lately.. Tangled, Frozen, Brave. Like.. why not show that boys and girls are no different by making them equals instead of just dumbing down the guys to make the girls seem better?

[@ryant7394]

Butthurt feminists

[@Igorcastrochucre]

David Gomez This is actually the only one, Frozen was kind of a sibiling-love thing (Kristoff wasn't stupid and Hans was, you know), Brave was mother-daughter bonding and resolving their problems with/without violence (only the princes were dumb, the other ones were very spot-on) and Tangled you can barely feel this specially since Flynn is very down to earth

[@DarkChiiTheme]

David Gomez Well, many "man empowering" movies use the exact same trick, don't you think? But we don't really notice it, because it's expected.

[@delilahbuttontog1748]

Haven't watched it yet but I predict many 'emotionless' or 'heavy breathing' Kristen Stewart jokes.

[@delilahbuttontog1748]

I am pleasantly surprised.

[@Eyesonscreenstudio]

Then go watch it, just remember to leave a note on the door warning the delivery man about the trust worthiness of your cats.

[@delilahbuttontog1748]

what the fuck are you even talking about

[@soshiangel90]

Delilah Buttontog always watch to the end.

[@Closurenomore]

and jokes about banging the director

[@joripien]

Well at least this movie gave us a good Florence & the machine song

[@Eve_Tan97]

agree

[@samuelz9027]

I was looking through the comments just to find a comment like this, God bless

[@moose43h]

for me she is the best voice by far

[@dandelionlys]

This movie was how I actually found out about Florence and the machine, which has since then become my all time favorite band. So I definitely owe the music director of this film a lot.

[@rinby5592]

The song is too good for this movie

[@rogertopful]

Want to hear a dirty joke? White horse fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? white horse took a bath.

[@Tobe-Lerone]

haaaaaaaaa NOT

[@rogertopful]

Why not?

[@katherineamaraminxy]

*slow clap*

[@kyuubikitsune1754]

I admit that got a chuckle out of me... :)

[@kyagirl111]

excuse my dumbness but what does that mean

[@CopperPayne]

Not sure if it's been mentioned, but the fact that Snow White, who's been living in a tower for odd-on 10 years can now perfectly execute a baseball slide into the very convenient sewer grate.

[@bananasdoingthetwist]

In the olden days, mirrors used to be made of polished shiny metals. -1 sin.

[@Roverdrive_X]

A shiny metal disc like that would be hell to see your reflection in, wouldn't it? Also, how long ago? You think they'd be able to get something better than a polished piece of metal as a mirror for the *queen*, right?

[@bananasdoingthetwist]

Roverdrive X Took me exactly 20 seconds of googling, I also managed to take a sip of coffee. www.livescience.com/34466-who-invented-mirror.html

[@brookejones4889]

Wtf is wrong with your profile picture?

[@bananasdoingthetwist]

It's a carrot being brutally murdered cause that, my friend, is a part of life of carrots.

[@brookejones4889]

lifeofcarrot Huh, I never thought of that. That's still a messed up profile pic though.

[@harrypottersnumbrfan]

I think in reality it all boiled down to two words "Kristin Stewart" They fixed that problem for the sequel though. (nothing against her... But she did not fit the role of snow white.)

[@EmpressOfCatsup]

Why is Kristen Stewart cast for any movie ever? If she has any significant role, the movie is going to be shit.

[@werlost]

Because she bangs her co-stars and directors

[@reddwolf6198]

Slender man has more facial expression than Kristen Stewart

[@snatchadams69]

Michelle Sloney Leave it to the woman to point the exact reason why this chick is even considered relevant......

[@reddwolf6198]

***** Well i mean she is the exact same in every film shes made an appearance in. She doesn't change her way of acting to fit in with a character. To be honest i wouldn't even class her an actress.

[@4eversupersonicgirl]

she wasnt "super" good, but she was at least a tiny bit better than the dang twilight movies.

[@chibilaichi]

You forgot a sin; Kristen Steward casted as Snow White.

[@Sylvecune]

Thats like a million sins though D:

[@nea3769]

Michi Lynn So true. I can't stand her stupid face with her stupid open mouth and the same stupid expression all the time. Gives me the urge to slap her.

[@joelwwwww]

I think that's almost the biggest sin of the movie, also the scene where she was riding that horse no saddle then cuts to one angle with a rug easily noticable

[@xOzone69]

They could have changed actresses when it came to the queen and snow white and it would have made more sense.

[@joelwwwww]

yeah that's true they could just change the queen to some very old ugly actress

[@maoschanz4665]

117 ? no i can continue that … 118 : The white horse which died in the marshland is a direct plagiarism of _Neverending Story_ **ding** 119 : The queen's brother hair style **ding** 120 : the deer / forest spirit is a direct plagiarism of _Princess Mononoké_ **ding** 121 : Kristen Stewart still keep the same facial expression during the whole movie **ding** 122 : The strategy to attack the castle doesn't have any sense : knights are attacking by the beach (horses are hurting themself in the wet sand), uncovered and losing element of surprise **ding**

[@andrewdockrill]

Yea that girl has no emotions, her face never changes.

[@gabrieltheredlion6613]

Charlize Theron is gorgeous. Definitely more fair than snow white.

[@tiffprendergast]

Gabriel the Red Lion yup

[@Saramayer5879]

No 😂😂😂

[@LipeAwesome]

7:55 "This wound destroyed and replaced his penis" God, It crack me up

[@SolarWindsRider]

I thought you would +1 a sin when Kristen Stewart first appeared on screen.

[@cheshi_smile]

I was surprised he didnt

[@TheNamelessNarrator]

90 things wrong with this movie: Kristen Stewart

[@bitgh0st]

I got 99 problems with this movie, and they're all Kristen Stewart. :|

[@entehrend]

Kristen Stewart was amazing in this movie. You are stupid.

[@bitgh0st]

Bruce Wayne You are blind, deaf, and overall in denial.

[@sarahscorpios]

are people still making fun of her? please get over it- that was like 2012-2013. you may not think she's the best, but i think it's about time the jokes died.

[@TheNamelessNarrator]

Sarah McD. I wasn't joking about her, I just think she isn't exactly a good actor.

[@vianneypartida5341]

"I wonder if we'll ever be lucky enough to see a villain who doesn't talk the protagosits's ear off before killing them" What about the watchmen? When Ozmandias goes "Dan, I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

[@idkwhattotype4704]

Ozymandias did it brilliantly

[@RayneSaltair]

You guys failed to figure out that the director wanted to get into Kristen Stewart's pants and that's the only reason she got hired for this role in the first place. Snow White never looked so bad I'll stick to Once Upon a Time even an old prego Snow beats this one.

[@gamerzx10]

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GET INTO HER PANTS? Her vagina probably looks like a pale donut.

[@Xamarth1]

Antyriku2 A pale donut haha that's brilliant!

[@RayneSaltair]

Antyriku2 LOL. Apparently he did because uhm he did. I'm a woman so I can't begin to explain the lure of that maybe it's coated in gold?

[@pen__ishim]

Antyriku2 pale donut damn nice one

[@iuffcgpuu]

Antyriku2 She's hot in a... .weird way. I mean I would fuck her to death and run away when I'm done fucking her, but I wouldn't date her.

[@TheBelieveit1]

Kristen Stewart is like the perfect actress for an M. Night Shamalan film. Think about it, she already does everything that literally every Shamalan character does. She is virtually emotionless with a blank stupid stare the whole time even when it should be the emotional height of the film, she talks in a droll, almost bored tone, she's basically just a plastic doll that can move and talk on her own.

[@UlithiumDragon]

3:40 Also, horses cannot lie down for any extended amount of time or they will literally crush their own internal organs. It always bugs me when movies show them on their knees. Horses even have knee joints that lock while they sleep, ffs. If that horse is lying down, it's probably sick and/or dieing and not a good choice to ride on for a fast-paced escape...

[@thehuffliestpuff2620]

You want badass Snow White, Mirror Mirror- honestly the prince is ditzy as heck but hes cute and funny and snows relationship with the dwarves is amazing

[@DaniG._.German]

Wait, that's how it ended? Just once I would like to watch a fairy tale where the antagonist wins.

[@cheshi_smile]

Then it wouldn't be a fairy tale, I'm pretty sure. I mean there's no "Happily Ever After" if its the antagonist to survive. It is surprising how few (if any) movies have the antagonist winning.

[@DaniG._.German]

Daniel Courgette A fairy tale doesn't mean "happily ever after", have you read German fairy tales? They don't have the best of endings.

[@sidneyjames7961]

And Disney's classics were based of fairy tales with way darker endings. Take The Little Mermaid for example.

[@BFedie518]

NicoMajor101 if a fairy tale gets made into a movie for viewers to enjoy, it's going to have a happy ending. if you don't want a happy ending, read the original stories that any fairy tale is based off of. Original Little Mermaid? Messed up shit right there.

[@fife007]

Well there's that fairy tale movie coming out next week called magnificent which has a villian as the protagonist

[@BombasticLion]

you might need a pokeball at 6:56

[@BombasticLion]

i mean seriousley tell me that doesnt look like TORTERRA

[@zelongdragon]

It doesn't.

[@BombasticLion]

well i think it kinda does

[@TheBluewasp45]

i think you mean pokemon

[@BombasticLion]

TheBluewasp45 no I meant pokeball

[@ZorotheGallade]

Damn you, Neverending Story, for making me emotionally invested whenever I see a scene with a horse sinking in mud!

[@wennethicus5212]

I can't wait until CinemaSins gets a hold of the sequel.

[@alleyoliver3315]

The ending with the Never Ending Story horse reference was EXACTLY what I was thinking about!!!!

[@alleyoliver3315]

And lol, Twilight reference with Bella. I know this was obvious, just still felt the need to point it out.

[@lmythreya]

Alley Oliver I was dissapointed at the lack of a Hobbit reference to the dwarves singing.

[@WORKFROMHOMEHACKER]

Commentary gets more aggressive as the sin count got higher, this movie pissed you off huh?

[@CinemaSins]

A little, yeah.

[@WORKFROMHOMEHACKER]

CinemaSins I haven't seen the movie, nor will I, but it seems like a 2 hours of your life you can't get back.

[@OldSkullInn]

CinemaSins As it should anyone.

[@Assassin9454]

Kenny J For him, it's a lot more 2 hours....probably had to rewatch it for all the sins...poor soul ;-;

[@DravenWolfe]

CinemaSins Honesty I had a hard time getting through the Video as it is, even with your commentary I skipped a bit.

[@AdamYGO6893]

Everything Wrong With The Host Warning: (You may experience massive brain damage or possibly death.)

[@CallumBrine]

That movie was shit

[@billhiers4171]

***** The X-Files episode! All hail the Flukeman! :D

[@fife007]

CallumBrine anything from stephenie meyer is usually shit.

[@bendover9097]

***** obviously the crappy hollywood crap that came out a few crappy years ago

[@lillycraig4405]

3:48 everything is dark and depressing after the evil queen takes over cliche

[@daydreamingvampire]

Sin: Kristin Stewart

[@Leyanna69]

1000sins...... 😂

[@weebleflufflycakes7238]

Krist-sin

[@RoseAurora91]

Do Maleficent pleaseeee! Please make one for that movie. I can hardly wait! 

[@kidpax]

I think you will have to wait until that movie is released on DVD.

[@RoseAurora91]

kidpax yeah, of course. The DVD estimated release date is oct 28, 2014. It's a long way though. Nevermind, just keep waiting.

[@PeachReaver]

Sin one : It exists

[@RoseAurora91]

Janos Audron what does exist?

[@PeachReaver]

Malificent, it was a terrible movie

[@Lambtomo]

I really tried to like this movie, I thought I could get past that I don't like Kristen Stewart... but after about 5-10 min I had to just stop because of the only face she is capable to make as an actress, as one of the main characters and because she is supposed to be the "beauty" in this story. -_- Director: "Show some more emotion!" Kristen Stewart: Director: "Very good!"

[@berithazleton7973]

why the he'll did they pick Bella from twilight. That's all I can think of when watching this movie.

[@berithazleton7973]

Starlight_Feather still, I'm my eyes, she is a terrible actor

[@nicoleclesi5414]

Ikr? She literally has the same facial expression for EVERY mood.

[@KougajiCalling]

It probably wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't channeling Bella the entire time.

[@tiffprendergast]

Berit Hazleton yup

[@tiffprendergast]

Nicole Clesi yup

[@ColeYote]

"This knife wound is slowly oozing purple kool-aid, and certainly not gushing blood as it should be." *OBJECTION!* The thing about stab wounds is that the weapon plugs the wound it creates until removed. There would be some blood, but it's hardly going to be a geyser of the stuff, so that is the expected result. Cinema sins sin counter +1.

[@michigo]

I actually think it depends on the weapon o: But yeah :P

[@AdmiralCreamy]

7:28 We interrupt this movie to bring you Princess Mononoke.

[@fredstolemysocks2]

I thought the same thing when I saw this movie!

[@Scorecatron]

The whole, "Snow White is prettier than the wicked witch" thing would of made sense, if they got somebody hotter than Charlize Thereon to play Snow White.

[@Aleksiway]

Nowadays I've watched so many of these videos that I have to watch more movies in order to watch more of these. I love your videos so much!!!

[@UncleDwalin]

Why is it that very Hollywood movie hires an unreasonably hot actress to play the female lead, yet when the lead is actually supposed to be the fairest of them all, they hire Kristen Stewart. Holy fuckin' logic Batman!

[@MeaghanTamara]

Omg just watched this movie ...I was bored.. in what world I Kristen Stewart hotter than Charlize Theron. Could have switched the roles more believeable.

[@mobydicki9060]

Yeah, it’s the thing that most bugged me about the entire movie. That bitch Stewart does not even come close to the goddess Charlize is! Not in beauty and not in acting skills! Grrrrrrrr.

[@MeaghanTamara]

Even when Charlize was getting older I was like she is still prettier.

[@delicheese6774]

I was thinking the same thing the entire video :p

[@UsonoHoushi]

Meaghan Mikiesha Green You really think Stewart can pull of an evil queen?

[@MeaghanTamara]

UsonoHoushi nevermind 😑😑

[@TheNetherRegion]

Guacamole is SO a suitable medical ointment!

[@TheHippieRat]

I second that.

[@dododimitrov9657]

I have princess Mononoke flashbacks when I saw the scene with the white Dear. They just stole from here and there and have created this crap movie. The only Thing I can't agree is that Charlize is bad actress> she was the only good thing here.

[@WilliamLinaresdclxvi]

M*THER F**KING BIRDS! That line and the joke following made me cry laughing.

[@paulofrota3958]

#15 that's a mirror though... Cinemasins didn't research what "mirrors" were in medieval times. *ding*

[@AuroraWhispers]

Everything Wrong with Alice in Wonderland would be interesting to watch!

[@AuroraWhispers]

***** I was referring to Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland which isn't much of a children's movie. IMO.

[@AuroraWhispers]

***** Yes I am and no, children can watch it but it isn't really a film specifically for children. It's different to the source material and it's Tim Burton. I like the film but I'd like to see an 'Everything Wrong' video about it.

[@ronanjones4758]

Everybody is saying to sin the brother's haircut, but little does everyone realize that the bowl cut was the source of his power all along

[@nz034]

The worst thing about this movie is that they are making a second one. Shouldn't movies have to do good in the theater or make money to actually warrant a sequel?

[@fyrentenimar]

You've heard of birdemic? It has a sequel.

[@nz034]

fyrentenimar I have, and that too was terrible...But it didnt cost $55M to make.

[@Ryan-tr8vs]

Birddemic was a sequel?!? Fuck me

[@Werewaffle]

fyrentenimar birdie has a sequel, fuck. It's the end of the world as we know it and I'm not fine.

[@Werewaffle]

liteholyshadow94 fucking auto correct *birdemic*

[@kaanguniverse]

You missed one. Snow White ran through dozens of floors of the tower wearing an iron armor but still can fight the queen not showing any sign of tired :v

[@A-G-A-G]

I remember that horse in the swamp scene giving me major traumatising “never ending story” flashbacks when I watched this in the theatre Thanks for bringing it all back asshole

[@CybermanKing]

Did this movie just rip off Never Ending Story with that horse scene?

[@Bopperann]

+Cyberman King ARRRRRTAAAAX! STUPID HORSE!

[@accursed43]

+Cyberman King yup, I got really dissapointed that it was not a movie sin

[@zanytobbs]

+WindyEBowerstone =(

[@Widdekuu91]

+WindyEBowerstone I cried my eyes out, put them back and they fell out again.

[@Bopperann]

Widdekuu91 I loved the Never Ending Story (and still do) but as a kid I would re-watch it over and over, only remembering all the great moments and forgetting the sad ones. The scene with Artax was the first scene in a movie ever to emotionally move me to tears. From the music, to the actor's pain in his voice....damn good movie.

[@CerberusLives]

I hate to be a typically pedantic Brit, but when will Americans learn that the term 'British accent' is meaningless? Oh, who am I kidding? I love being pedantic.

[@maximberezhnoy1061]

I read that with British accent

[@CerberusLives]

Максим Бережной Oh, you.

[@Sildaris]

About the same time when Brits realize the term "american accent" means nothing as well.

[@CerberusLives]

humoingat To be fair, the word British encompasses four distinct countries, each with dozens of distinct dialects and accents. Yes, America covers a great deal of different accents as well, but the term 'British accent' is far more vague and ambiguous than 'American accent'.

[@CerberusLives]

humoingat Although, I guess Americans use the term 'British accent' to mean English accent in the same way we use 'American accent' to mean a US accent, so your point is completely valid.

[@FoxDren]

just so people know but polished brass or polished copper discs where used as mirrors before the glass+metal thing came along so this polished coper disc is more accurate and fitting for the setting than a glass mirrow would be

[@haris7089]

but it wasn't even polished!

[@nicoleb581]

I just saw today that this got a sequel. ..how?!?

[@CopperPayne]

+nicole byrne It doesn't star Kristen Stewart. It's all about the Huntsman and that's it.

[@floridawtr8722]

+anjero86 but now it has "elsa"

[@niquenique6102]

I'm probably gonna watch it. Because Chris Hemsworth. Also, the queen is in it and she's kinda hot too. I don't really give a fuck about the story.

[@RamiroBelmaresJr]

+CopperPayne EXACTLY!!! The sequel looks better!!

[@The_Wolf74]

+nicole byrne When I saw it: Awwwww FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!

[@hypoaktivnaovca]

Huntsman says "You look very fetching in mail," to a woman wearing aproximately no mail.