Everything Wrong With The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

We're finally going back to the Twilight series, which means we finally remember why we waited so long to go back. The sins... they are too many... they burn my eyes!!
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[@kingrocky7519]

I think its safe to say that the best character in the whole series is that awesome house.

[@dangoyaki]

So. Fucking. TRUE XD

[@lizziebmoreno]

agreed

[@abdalanoah3903]

you made my day 😂

[@mimi45961]

Yes 😌

[@Beriorn]

Nah, it's Bella's dad and his tragic tale where he is cannot do anything but watch as his daughter is on this horrible self-destructive path.

[@paigelenton97]

You missed a sin for Edward also going to sunny Florida and not looking like a damned disco ball haha

[@lindsayjansen6067]

He was inside all day

[@moonflower5851]

Yep he never went out

[@luludeluca2973]

He stayed insidr

[@TonyGiannetti]

So many people in Florida are covered in glitter from all the nightclubs that it's not unusual to see someone at the beach shimmering like a planetarium projector

[@battousaihimura7853]

Hahahaha damn man, you made me laugh out loud :)

[@PrincessofErised]

Just to be clear, Jasper only became a "vegetarian" vampire when he met Alice. So yea, he was a noobie at controlling his thirst for human blood, even though he had been a vampire for a long time.

[@basic.5888]

PrincessofErised THANK YOU

[@hannerikruger7216]

I'm so glad someone said it xD 90% of the sins are valid but he was wrong about this

[@caraa3253]

haha I was literally just about to comment that!

[@misterwinkybluff]

@@hannerikruger7216 No. Several of these are invalid and could easily be explained if this idiot could be bothered to remember the movies. I know everyone hates them and everything but when you’re trying to criticize a movie and you’re just plain wrong about everything, you just look dumb

[@misterwinkybluff]

@@mydeskiswobbly Yup… well aware he’s not serious… but frankly it just gets annoying after a while when you’re constantly talking out of your ass and being lazy. And truthfully, I think people always say that as a cop out to excuse the fact that they half ass their content just to make as many videos as possible. Is it not more cathartic to mutually make fun of a terrible movie with accurate criticism-rather than just nitpicking about stuff you didn’t pay attention to?

[@rachelhammond3005]

Question, did Bella never have a period while she was around Edward? Wouldn't that make him go all hungry?

[@nandoskitty1723]

o h n o h

[@dom3225]

Damn.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

The Greatest Huntress that probably makes sex with her better for him.

[@proud2bpagan]

In the Guide to Twilight, Stephanie Meyer fielded that question. She said that menstrual blood would not have been appealing to vampires because it was 'dead' blood,meaning it no longer carried a life force,so it was easy to ignore.

[@NicoLaak2005]

proud2bpagan true!😃

[@CatieCass]

"It appears we missed an entertaining fight." "We ALL did." Oh my God I'm dead. 😂😂😂😂

[@skewedpriorities1857]

that was brilliant

[@angeltuff3171]

All my respect goes to cinema sins for actually WATCHING these movies to do this for us

[@lunabearsong2043]

YES!

[@hastalapastayoujerk1797]

Same

[@EmilyBalga]

Not all heroes wear capes..

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

EmmyB64 23 maybe they do wear capes while doing these videos.

[@tillysushmitha6540]

Yes yes yes I commented in the twilight CS and n am doing it here too..These guys are invincible

[@raiahy]

I love it the most when he suddenly burst out laughing

[@khadijaah90]

Me too hahahahahahahaha

[@LaceyMaeful]

"Uh dad? I'm a virgin!"

[@rebeccagomez1778]

"Shark-boy loves Lava-girl." IM DYING IM LOVING THE REFERENCE

[@edenjohnston5225]

Yes, he should just have given up on Bella and ran back to Lava Girl. Life would be so much better for him.

[@shwahgamer]

Still waiting for the sin video for that movie!

[@zararose9249]

OMFG YE

[@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916]

@@shwahgamer there are no sins in the shark boy and Lava girl

[@shwahgamer]

@@ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 Yes there are, it's a really stupid movie. I watched it as a kid a lot, but as an adult I can barely sit through it for being so dumb.

[@elsad5810]

"...They still kiss like two dead salmon being smashed together by a fisherman." 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏so true!!!

[@dianam.920]

Subscribe to me

[@TMonster1206]

@@dianam.920 very demanding

[@mariahdibben4066]

I'm so glad I am not the only one who thinks this. Their kisses are freaking weird.

[@jbvader721]

To think sometime before this movie started shooting, Kristen Stewart had made out with Dakota Fanning in "The Runaways" and it did not turn out like how CinemaSins describes here. Hindsight is 20/20 I guess.

[@blesskurunai9213]

@@mariahdibben4066 I mean their kissed are suppose to be weird. Edward is holding back both his blood and sexual lust to protect bella so he can't kiss her less awkwardly.

[@ViktorStClair]

That laugh on the I'm virgin part... I was in tears 😂

[@rebeccashergold4741]

Same omg 😂😂😂

[@lainwarisa]

same

[@charisday3846]

OMG, Yassssss

[@radiyahmohamed6997]

Boris Wong SAAAAMMMEEEEE

[@helloworld4607]

Boris Wong hahahahahahaha

[@pixxie643]

The story of Twilight: A young girl named Bella has the difficult choice to make between necrophilia and bestiality

[@e.k1002]

what a hard choice

[@SennaHawx]

+PixxiePop To be fair...I couldn't choose between the two either.

[@gabbytaruc7441]

+PixxiePop also slight pedophilia

[@maxhydekyle2425]

+DBZCOURT it's a joke

[@jaythegamer0111]

True

[@catl0uvre]

I still wheeze at the fact that Eddy was still a virgin after 100 or so years.

[@dallonstump9563]

Is that ever said? He says he's waiting for her soul, not his. He knows she's a virgin, and he's protecting her soul...so?

[@franzessie9697]

Dallon Stump Yes, it‘s somewhere in the books

[@000AnnA000D]

@@dallonstump9563 yes he did say that both of them are pure in that way

[@shwahgamer]

Yep they had to wait until marriage because the author is Mormon and despite writing a book series about a teen girl who wants to fuck a 100 year old man she has to be married first before they can bang. Priorities?

[@mallorycharbonneau4966]

Shwah Gamers also edward did say that back in his times (early 1900’s) they saved until marriage. so it was also kinda keeping with his back story ig🤷‍♀️

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

With no magic power but one.... *Courage* Someone was paid to write that.

[@oddeyes9413]

Yea well... someone also got paid for writing these shitty books too. 😑

[@davidwoodward9528]

@@oddeyes9413 I think they ran out of money for editors.

[@kikiwhite_creates]

Still found it stupid that she stabbed her self meanwhile when Bella did it she only cute her arm 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@Anthem095]

Edward and Jacob should have both ditched Bella and gotten together. Now that would be an interesting twist.

[@mayaingles1258]

LOL

[@4eversupersonicgirl]

OverRatedGirl valuable twists don't exist in twilight.

[@XxRokothedogxX]

4eversupersonicgirl True

[@fullfirealchemyroyed8426]

OverRatedGirl They should have...

[@JessycaLunawoona]

Now thats something I would watch, but knowing Stephanie Meyer she'd probably botch that up too.

[@oonadoodles]

I still think about the vampire house and it's been 7 years since I watched this shit. I want that house

[@Joy32046]

MsClumsyAssassin your not the only one that house was a really beautiful.

[@VenomQuill]

That was a gorgeous house.

[@kristinamiers3450]

Hellz yeah!

[@kaori1390]

It has so many windows, it must be impossible to get any privacy. Not to mention it's in the woods, so if you ever needed something from the store, it would be, like, 20 miles away.

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

MsClumsyAssassin same it’s pretty but I like old houses better...

[@marionette223]

I'd honestly rather watch a movie of Jacob and Edward trash talking each other.

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Only if it were in the form of a rap battle.

[@rachelhammond3005]

What about a movie where they fuck eachother

[@neflufv6392]

But what would be the difference?

[@dantedesilva2977]

How about where they ditch bella, n become a weird gay couple

[@tillysushmitha6540]

Javier Escuella yeah that would be cool

[@dimentio1030]

1:08 Well, of course her dad's always drinking. If you were an actor in this movie, you'd be downing a bottle of Scotch every 10 minutes or so too.

[@rorynichols2310]

lol

[@jbvader721]

+Dimentio 10 I was thinking that Charlie was drinking because Bella was such a nuisance in his life and her selfishness is what drove him to drink. Lord knows I would turn into an alcoholic if I had Bella for a daughter.

[@CynicalBastard47]

+Dimentio 10 I think Mustache Dad was the only even remotely relatable character in the franchise. He has a highly stressful job, he's doing his best to be a good father, but what can you do when your daughter is a sociopath and you lose a lot of close friends during the course of these shit stories? Who can really blame him for keeping a few beers close at hand?

[@rdablock]

Scotch? I'd say bleach is more suited for this one

[@williamshowers759]

I tried to drown my eyes in soap and beer and vodka

[@sunnyspring7920]

"but are you so, so, super very done? are you triple dog done?" I'm dead

[@cheezitbox2313]

When I decided to read Breaking Dawn before I finished the 2nd and 3rd book and when they mentioned "the newborns" I thought it was a giant herd of actual vampire babies.., I was really wrong

[@teknical-difficulties8739]

That is a hilarious mental image.

[@kaoticnecrosis4242]

I love you for this imagery

[@Hayden_Cat]

+Wistforlife “Mic5256 Aj” Trasformice lol

[@msnat1304]

they do introduce something like that in breaking dawn, which is why we have a hilarious scene of Dakota fanning throwing a baby doll into a fire

[@amazinchiik]

Omg I did too😂😂

[@eliegow2040]

"Previously on Jasper: the early years " Jesus this killed me 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@abigailmarshall5302]

I mean that would be way more interesting to watch, you know at least Jasper and Alice have compelling personalities unlike Bella & Edward

[@blesskurunai9213]

@@abigailmarshall5302 yes Jasper's story is lot better. Fuck I'd rather watch Marcus's (one of the volturi) story. Marcus has a awesome back/love story. He was in love with Aro's sister who's name I don't know. Marcus and Aro's sister didn't like Aro and his way and wanted to run far away from him and live together peacefully. But Aro wanted to have Marcus in his coven because of his powe which is reading and understanding the strength of relationships between people, Marcus can tell how strong the relationship is between two or more people. It's a useful skill to have especially when you want to run a empire. So Aro killed his own sister to emotionally damage Marcus and make him mentally weak. Then he used Chelsea's (a volturi guard from Aro's own collection whose power is to make people loyal to someone forcefully) power to make Markus loyal to him. Markus spent all of his life while is eternity to just be depressed and wishing for death while he cannot commit suicide. Also there's also interesting characters like Benjamin. Tbh Edward and Bella's story and characters are the worst in the God damn series while being the fucking main characters.

[@tammikilpi6993]

In my opinion, the worst thing about Twilight is that it has these great character backstories for literally everyone BUT the main characters? Like I would love to read about Jasper or Alice or Leah or pretty much about anyone EXCEPT the main trio because they are boring as fuck. It's just kinda tragic that they're waisting these good story ideas by giving all the intresting backstories and motives to useless characters.

[@Lauren_210]

I totally agree.

[@DrakoVongola11]

+-just-a-fangirl-- I've always thought this ever since I was forced to see these movies. Twilight could have been a great series if it had focused on almost any other character besides Bella and Edward.

[@haileyharmon5298]

I would've like to see a book about Rosalie's story.

[@alexanderfix3629]

+Hailey Harmon Agreed.

[@haileyharmon5298]

Alexander Fix As long as it's not written horribly.

[@August_xo]

"Please don't say courage." (Dude says courage) "Fuck" XDDD

[@August_xo]

Also "Shark Boy loves Lava Girl."

[@melonlord5476]

"Hey Bella, is this some bullshit or what?" cracked me up xD

[@SalahEddineH]

Me too, killed me :D And "Haven't been shirtless in a while.. 'Sup!' :D

[@bellaswan7159]

No, this is not some bullshit

[@jaco3394]

The thing that always bothered me the most about the 'domestic abuse situation' was that Jacob kept saying that Edward was dangerous for Bella and therefore she shouldn't date him. Your packleader or whatever he is literally ripped apart his girlfriend's face because he got angry once but somehow you are supposed to be less dangerous?? The way characters pretended it wasn't a big deal is so wrong.

[@SalahEddineH]

"Haven't been shirtless in a while.. 'Sup! " And also "Hey Bella. is this some bullshit or what?" Damn :D That's why I love these videos!

[@shinaudebontemps7183]

Lmao

[@CyberStockholmSyndrome]

I used to be Team Jacob when I was younger because I thought Edward was skeevy. At 22, I realize now that they both suck as love interests.

[@Knightwolf1994]

*Starts clapping and gives you a standing ovation and afterwards reaches into a cooler and tosses you a beer.* Here, you've earned this.

[@ItsMeRhaine]

I rewatched the movies as an adult and could not stop laughing at all the cringe

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Bella sucks as a protagonist too

[@twentysecondcenturywoman]

Naja SAMEEEE

[@jbvader721]

They both suck (no pun intended) for different reasons. Such a shame Stephenie Meyer is Mormon which has disdain towards the LGBTQ community and we would've had a far different outcome if you know what I mean.

[@amberwatkins885]

Honestly don’t remember if Jasper always had that accent, maybe it’s because in the other movies he NeVEr SPEAKs

[@camer4459]

Yeah he's supposed to have a southern twang to his voice, but it's honestly never consistent lol

[@beansforjeans]

haha yeah but it's a kinda shite southern accent

[@rainbowruler6453]

@@camer4459 That’s not “southern twang” 🤣 that’s “I feel like a cowboy baby” and then he got drunk and thought he was a cowboy

[@reyskywalker3735]

Lol when I first watched the scene, I noticed that he switches accents literally in the middle of each sentence

[@Molly-tv5sv]

he has a normal American accent normally but as soon as he was like "oh yeah I was in texas in the civil war" he dials it up to 100 percent and it's so hilarious.

[@Beccissssvlogs]

"On-screen couple falls in love in real life and still kisses like two dead salmon being smashed together by a fisherman" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aionlover3981]

Perhaps because Kristen Stewart is lesbian....?

[@morimoto5768]

@@aionlover3981 she's bi

[@jbvader721]

@@morimoto5768 Hindsight is 20/20 in that situation. It was right there in front of our faces.

[@Zeddem]

When you mentionned that they kissed like two dead salmons being smashed togheter, I almost died from laughing after imaginating it.

[@nicolemajlat2768]

he is hilarious 😂

[@nicolemajlat2768]

he is hilarious 😂

[@FallenAngel1508]

+7up0111 that one had me rolling! 😂

[@cassiescorner2906]

I KNOW!!

[@jbvader721]

Funny you mention that as prior to shooting this film, Kristen Stewart did a scene where she made out with Dakota Fanning in "The Runaways". And it didn't turn out like what CinemaSins described. Which explains a lot in hindsight.

[@rhomtown2000]

Jacob: "I'm in love with you." CinemaSins: "Shark-boy loves Larva-girl." Me: *Laughs historically then clicks the subscribe button*

[@lilgsq]

historically? i think u mean hysterically

[@davidkeaton4723]

Nice dickshun

[@mariesummers.]

That Homegirl - Oh my lol. I'd pay to see someone laugh 'historically'. Must be one impactful laugh.

[@galileaguevara6509]

“Dad, I’m a virgin!” Oh, really?? None of us saw that one comingggg!!

[@mariakelly1059]

Bella's dad: "WTF is wrong with you? Have you been drinking my beer again?"

[@trinelangohr6661]

I don't get it. Edward is a 150-year-old guy, looking like a young man - what's he doing in school? He could pretend to be a 25-year-old professional whatever. That way he could move freely, and make some fucking money, as opposed to sitting in class every day and learning stuff he's learned over and over for 150 years. Or... maybe he's doing it to be able to contact 16-year-old girls. Hm-hm. Dirty old man, perhaps.

[@SOPHIA-qo9jx]

Trine Langohr he's 109

[@trinelangohr6661]

#SOPHIA# Oh yeah, that makes sense. At the tender age of 109 you've still got to go to school...

[@OvisNigra44]

The girls, dude, the girls... xD

[@tdrcgm8081]

I think they said smt about this in the first movie "the sooner you start in one place the longer you can stay there"

[@laurenparker1077]

He was transformed by Carlisle when he was 17, so he kind of died and remained 17 in his vampire life. It's been 109 years in the movie since he was transformed I think hence is old age

[@mortallymygarden]

Two good things about the Twilight Series- 1. The music was good 2. It's over

[@terracottateeth8246]

3 the house

[@jayngb]

Olivia C. 4. The wolves.

[@nanditamondal1033]

"It's over".... Lol😂😂😂😂

[@krsn77540]

@@dontfierthereaper6 Your name says it all

[@alexandrad.7849]

@@dontfierthereaper6 like legit the first movie was cringey and bad but the rest of it was okay and I wouldnt mind to watch it again

[@megan53739]

Rosalie: To be married with a nice house and a husband to kids me when I came home. Married: ✔ Nice house: ✔ Has husband to kiss her when she comes home: ✔ She could have said that she wanted kids. It would made more sense.

[@Lynn-Davis]

Megan Ward - she did say that she wanted kids, to sit on a porch next to her husband surrounded by their grandchildren.

[@megan53739]

I remember her saying that in the book, but not in the movie.

[@Lynn-Davis]

Megan Ward - i think it’s the only clip from that scene that wasn’t in this video

[@megan53739]

Lynn Davis oh....thanks

[@marie_antoinettewithoutahe1562]

Look at ALL these incredible backstories we have in this series! We got Alice’s, Rosalie’s, Jasper’s, the werewolves, but instead we are stuck with a loner girl stuck with the choice of necrophilia or bestiality even though a cute jock asked her out

[@sebastien4908]

LOL such an underrated comment

[@randompromises1038]

not even sure why she didn't even like the jock guy whose name i can't even remember. he was nice.

[@rebireh922]

Random Promises I think she was like... no leave him to Anna Kendrick cause she loves him soooooo... back to my actual problems now.

[@randompromises1038]

@@rebireh922 poor jock guy whose name i still cannot remember. he didn't have a supernatural dick so he didn't stand a single chance. then again, why tf did he even like bella??? i get more backstory and lore from the back of a cereal box than i ever have with her

[@lightdragon8849]

And what about Lea? She is ONLY female werewolf, but instead her hard story we have saga about three trees trying to imitate emotions.

[@emickohania]

The books are in no way better than the movies. 1. They're wayyyyyy longer. 2. They're from Bella's point of view. So you're seeing EVERYTHING you read comes from the mind of possibly the most boring and shallow character to ever be created. 3. It reads like a poorly written fanfiction by a hormonal tween desperate for attention. Nope not even a little better.

[@violetp642]

that's what it was like listening to divergent on audiobook...

[@emickohania]

I can imagine.

[@DrMcFly28]

Well if they're from Bella's point of view, at least I don't have to be looking at her vapid expresionless face. A huge plus if you ask me.

[@BlitzoSuck33]

I can honestly say the Twilight franchise actually stuck to the books....in how shit they were ....

[@emickohania]

McFly It's a book...you don't look at anyone's face...because it's a book.

[@AugustEverywhere]

1:08 Proof that Bella's dad must drink to tolerate being around her**

[@lIllIlIllIlIlI]

These vampires all have extreme intelligence apparently, so why are they wasting their time repeating high school over and over? Why aren't they curing cancer or something actually useful?

[@TheKeyser94]

One, in the rest of the lore they never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever go to high school, only in stupid Young Adults books, no in a one millions of years. And two, THEY ARE FREAKING VAMPIRES, the only thing that they are concerned is fighting for supremacy with others vampires, having monkey sex and drinking human blood, not necessary in that order. Curing cancer, world peace? Humans are their food and more bloodshed it is, more fun they would have.

[@andlikeof3]

Sounds like true blood to me

[@ShockingFilmz]

Cause plot

[@TheKeyser94]

andlikeof3 More and less, the sex part was only true for the science based vampires in the last two decades or so, traditional vampires (with supernatural powers) didn't really have sex in the lore, their "love" was purely metaphorical, only in the last decade they began to have sex (Buffy is the one that began the trend), as for the bloodlust and the political power struggled in the vampire society, that isn't really new, existed for a long time in the lore.

[@2wingo]

It's explained in the book that vampires become mode-locked into the mindset in which they were turned, meaning that no matter how old they get, their mental and emotional maturity will never advance beyond that of a teenager.

[@nerdlife1387]

When they kept saying newborns I was hoping for a pack of babies lol

[@marie_antoinettewithoutahe1562]

More creepy CGI twilight babies! Yes

[@zarak7415]

ive been laughing at this comment forever

[@angelc2343]

Hilarious

[@shwahgamer]

Comedy gold 😆

[@Spookythereaper3]

+Nerd Life When five year old me thought about newborn vampires (my logic as a kid was different to mine as a teenager), I assumed they were small infants that would cry a lot, not because they wanted formula, but because they wanted human blood 😂

[@mlggirl2492]

am I the only person who noticed that in the graduation scene Edward and Bella are sitting next to each other when His last name starts with a c and hers starts with an s they should not be sitting next to each other graduation seatings are alphabetical

[@DanTUtilizer]

I applaud your smart interpretation!! :)

[@awesomedonut8228]

Imagine for a second that no one has a last name that starts with d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, or r... yeah you’re right.

[@williampeterson3498]

They don HAVE to be butt good catch

[@please_im_a_staaar]

What I don't understand about this scene is CinemaSins on 9:13 pausing on a shot with a lot people in there to specifically look for people of color, count them and point out that there's only few of them so there would be a reason to be offended... though he didn't do it for that but apparently a lot of people nowadays do that and if you are one of them, I have bad news for you, you are freaking weirdo-crybaby :D

[@Alegost1]

i did not know that... might be because there are no highschools or graduation ceremonies here

[@grubbiechirp5695]

Bella's mouth is always open... Is she trying to say something...?

[@swimlover04]

No I really don't like Kristen Stewart because honestly the book are really good the movies suck and it is because she can not act worth of shit. She has the same damn expression for everything it gets on my nerves

[@megocon6454]

@@swimlover04 The books are actual trash. They are horrific pieces of literature. My 12 year old sister literally scoffed, she could have written better.

[@sophiesometimessews]

Evan Ramone “end this misery”

[@tygerlyn1123]

She wants to catch flies

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

@@megocon6454 this is the reason I don't read the books.

[@heyimhayy]

Jasper wasn't "newly bitten", he just drank human blood and was new to drinking animal blood. That's why he had trouble in the first movie.

[@LTBrownBox]

THANK YOU I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that

[@mkc_1357]

THANK YOU

[@EmilioReyes_97]

Yah, sorry I dont think that I've fact is gonna change the overall quality of the movie? There is a reason hr didn't care to remember.

[@lightningrayray6506]

Ehh who cares DING

[@leyaaajane7551]

THANKYOU

[@angeldove8070]

"Your girlfriend just straddled my motorcycle face" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm deadddd

[@SyntheticHalo]

''You can have my daughter later though. You can imprint all over her face if you want'' i can't even.. :D

[@spriteisheckingood5661]

Schoko_Popcorn it was incredibly accurate tho

[@jazminemendez5870]

"ha! Like that'll ever happen" 😂😂 I was laughing too hard

[@casshope8785]

Schoko_Popcorn HOW WOULD HE EVEN IMPRINT ON A HALF VAMPIRE ANYWAY DOESNT THAT GO AGAINST EVERYTHING

[@diamondkivi4721]

I died 😂😂😂🙏

[@casshope8785]

LpsToy Life what

[@everythingwwetwilightanddi6445]

What happened to "OKAY DAD IM A VIRGIN"?

[@some_metalhead]

14:03

[@luludeluca2973]

I LOVE THAT LINE

[@georgiaannsimmons]

Jasper looks like johnny depps mad hatter.

[@soniakentaro8391]

georgie ann niki the accuracy 😂😂😂

[@juliahorst]

"I told Anna Kendrick this, but she called the cops and they had to get the fire department to get out of that tree." His crush on Anna Kendrick makes things so much funnier😂😂😂😂

[@_b_moll]

I only started watching this series (on Cinema Sins) because of that, had to wait two whole movies.

[@juliahorst]

@@_b_moll same😭

[@_b_moll]

​@@juliahorst I already watched all of the Pitch Perfect movies the Accountant and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World for the same reason, and Scott Pilgrim was the only one I've actually seen, as well as the latter half of the Accountant, I NEED MOOOOOORE

[@juliahorst]

@@_b_moll i’ve seen all of anna’s movies except for like some small movies i can’t find anywhere😭😭😭 and i’ve seen all the pitch perfect movies combined like 40-50 times😭😭😭

[@_b_moll]

​@@juliahorst I would do the same, but Trolls and Twilight, f*ck Twilight.

[@ashhole7240]

Jasper was a “newly vegetarian” not “newly turned vampire”

[@luanunes14]

Exactly

[@smoovenorris]

“You can imprint all over her face if you wanted to”

[@Arbron]

Like that'll ever happen...

[@grandpulse7970]

Giggity

[@RoobyRai]

"Shark boy loves Lava girl", 10/10 best response.

[@megansimpson1918]

"Why couldn't Bella stay at the Cullen house with Jacob outside the door?"😂 I don't know why that sounded so funny

[@notenoughtreble]

Oh my gosh I died at 14:02!! You have to laugh more often!! I can't stop watching it!

[@xgray2012]

Ditto!!!

[@BloomwinxSuper1]

He has such a pretty laugh!

[@zombieinfection1999]

God that laugh...

[@CrazyRabixxx]

His laugh is literally "Ha ha ha ha ha"

[@zedstreams4765]

It was a condescending laugh ... which makes it even more hilarious.

[@jaydemcmeekin4409]

Once again love you guys. Only problem with your sins is the Jasper thing, yes he was created in the late 1800's but he is new to the whole "people are friends not food" motto which is why he finds it hard not to eat people.

[@guezzwho8000]

people are friends not food 😂

[@n_hi2278]

Yeah he's new to the vegetarian diet of drinking animal blood 😂😂

[@therandompandaman4521]

Fish are friends, not food.

[@sofiapodtynkina5783]

Thank you...

[@intoxicatedbytea]

Jasper was my favourite character... simply because I wanted to bother all the 'Team Jacob & Team Edward' fangirls at school XD

[@natiiix5363]

Misamee I did the same thing just with Emmet cause he actually is hot

[@praisechukwuma4210]

I just kept on yelling team Bella when we were watching this series at school. I'm never doing that again...

[@Knightwolf1994]

For me it was either Team Alucard or Team Blade. Both of them would make a better fight/rivalry.

[@mmtittle]

Team Tyler or Team James 😂 they both almost killed Bella so I’m down

[@shahidaislam6599]

Fucking team Alice

[@leilaparvana7622]

“What we’re about to say requires the removal of our hoods in a synchronised fashion” 😂😂 also they didn’t say Jasper was the newest vampire, they said he was the newest vegetarian as he spent over a century with Maria before finding Alice

[@roseq1951]

The only good thing in this series: that nice house!

[@maxthepaladin2147]

It's the real hero

[@jbvader721]

And Charlie. Let's not sit on him.

[@cleo1758]

"Edward can get pissed because he so cold that Ecuador feels a chill when he walks by"🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@noxington4260]

Oh boy this is gonna be good! *grabs popcorn*

[@noxington4260]

***** Imma get a drink you want one too?

[@noxington4260]

***** I got you

[@noxington4260]

***** DAMN YOU ALEXANDER!! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING!! *pounds fists on floor in rage*

[@Shruggernauts]

It's always good, fart face. It's Cinema Sins.

[@Eatmykellogs]

Dammit! I should've grabbed a snack before starting this...

[@megansimpson1918]

"I am hotter than you" best line in the entire franchise😂😂

[@atallus_]

Ok, have to point out. Jasper was drawn to Bella's blood because he was new the whole 'vegetarian vampire' thing. He was in a newborn army, and was used to human blood. He changed his diet way later. After he left the newborn army. Peter and Charlotte where also apart of the newborn army.

[@twihardsdiehard174]

Andrea Winterbrooke Thank you! I thought I was the only one thinking this

[@amptony3819]

Andrea Winterbrooke. That's in the books. This is not the books.

[@jennielizabethedwards5068]

Peter was a general like Jasper, Peter was ordered to kill Charlotte after her year was up and he could not bring himself to do it and fled.

[@taniagraham979]

Literally, Bella choosing her boy friend, she would have to choose Necrophillia and Beasteality.

[@lyraalexoneill253]

The movie would be so much better if she was dating Jacob and Edward behind each other’s backs and they killed each other when they found out 😂😂

[@noemistephanie93]

Lol the drama it would've been 😂😅

[@harrisn3693]

Lyra Alex Oneill or Jacob and Edward could be dating a female in each other’s clan and at the very last movie, instead of allowing Emma to live the life of a vampire, both Jacob and Edward can stake her to a cross for being a treacherous bitch.

[@zararose9249]

imagine bruh

[@-Secret]

Ive always wondered Bella's obsessive behavior with wanting to be a vampire as well. At times it would seem as if she only wanted to date Edward so that she could be a vampire, not to mention she was a complete coward as a human and used jacob. but when she became a vampire she became pretty nasty to almost all of the characters. Not to mention she became even worse to Jacob even though he is the main damn reason for her life to be saved. If it weren't for him, she wouldn't of been there.

[@sarahtheeagle3060]

Jasper is actually the longest-turned Vampire of them all (arguable against Carlisle), however he is the most recent recruit into Carlisle's little "vegetarian vampire coven" bull or whatever, so his willpower to NOT eat humans after eating humans for a hundred years makes him weaker in willpower in not eating Bella. It's sad that I know this.

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodMermaid]

It's sad that no one else knows that and makes stupid assumptions without reading the book or doing research. So many of the sins were related to easily answerable questions if someone had just picked up the damn book. The ignorance is great around here

[@TheIntriguingVideos]

Books don't matter here movies do.

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodMermaid]

Yes, yes, I know

[@beanocrazy4017]

Fawn Rose tHEY DO ACTUALLY READ THE BOOKS. soz for caps no notice.

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodMermaid]

If they read the books then I feel like so many questions would be answered. Many do not and just like to follow the crowd and shun the series. It would be less hated had it not been turned into a movie

[@acommenter6476]

The director just like "HURRY UP, WE'RE LOSING DARKNESS"

[@oddeyes9413]

This movie is Darkness. Good thing I have a Keyblade, and my dueling deck and fellow Lancers. I'm ready! *insert battlecry here* 🗝

[@perrilewis180]

personally I think a civil war vampire movie would be awesome e

[@maryanderson9748]

Perri Lewis yeah

[@iangraber-stiehl461]

Perri Lewis Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

[@finnbast4035]

Not like this

[@marleens8321]

Perri Lewis as long as it doesn't become a love story and they don't sparkle in the sunlight.

[@amyhaile4555]

Perri Lewis Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter! Jk but you're right.

[@gothicrow08]

I'm sure someone already pionted this out but I'm doing it again! Did any of you notice that in New Moon bella slaps paul and DOESNT break her hand but punchin jacob DOES!!!!! What the hell?! Either she can hit a werewolf and NOT injur herself or she DOES!!! WTF!?!?!?

[@-rachelfirth-8029]

gothicrow08 ye but punches hurt more than a slap put it this way, would you rather punch a wall or slap it?

[@misterwinkybluff]

You do realize punching and slapping are completely different and would affect your hand differently, right?

[@fightingmedialounge519]

They wouldn't have that much of a diffrent effect.

[@c-seoul]

@@fightingmedialounge519 actually they would. Slapping might sting, but if you punch someone and you hold your hand wrong (like your thumb is in your fist) you can actually pull a muscle or break a joint. And Bella gets hurt way more easily than anyone else

[@fightingmedialounge519]

@@c-seoul Except slapping a hard object is defintly going to do temporary damge unlike the the no damage that happen to bella.

[@angeltuff3171]

Remember Robert Pattinson's harry potter days? When hope was in his eyes and he could see a future before him? When he actually played a well written character?

[@megocon6454]

@15SMcbratney ew wtf

[@milliejay1451]

15SMcbratney Harry Potter is about how important friendship and loyalty is and how these things help to overcome evil. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend and get married.

[@MsMaggyW]

Cedric wasn't well written in the movie lol but yeah he was good in the film overall

[@tanya9302]

*TWILIGHT IS WAY FUCKING BEETER*

[@dyasashaendy5979]

15SMcbratney why are you here too? And please there is more better story about people will save other people out of love. Even harry potter had that too...

[@kurochan_dat90schick]

More of a romance between Edward and Jacob with all that staring and all up in each others face like they were about to kiss

[@mechapuppy8286]

"your girlfriend just straddled my motorcycle" face LOL

[@lilianahmartinez2773]

CinemaSins: laughs hysterically (adds sin) Me: laughs even more hysterically

[@vi_cesario]

Remember when Edward's actor was in a respectable franchise? *cough Harry Potter cough*

[@jennielizabethedwards5068]

Yes, that was before this

[@LilyZerep]

If only Peter Pettigrew didn't follow Voldemort's orders to kill Cedric :(

[@iisapotato3847]

Voldemort knew this would happen... THAT EVIL FUCK

[@jaydasmith7381]

Wow...that's actually new to me...that poor dude:(

[@comicreliefghost]

YES!! I saw this funny pic where we saw Harry bending over Cedric and titles that said " NO CEDRIC!! DONT GO IN THE TWILIGHT!!' LOL

[@jen6753]

Summary of Twilight Saga: Bella is divergent, Victoria is on slytherin and the Volturi are the Capitol. Hang on I think I got a bit mixed up here...

[@elizabethepstein3063]

+The Musicality I actually understand the movie now. Well who the people are anyway.

[@danielamiguel3681]

That is so true

[@SaintGat99]

+The Musicality More like Divergent is Bella and the Capitol is the Volturi. Twilight was before Divergent and The Hunger Games.

[@clarabear501]

+Karolina J. ikr! Dobby will seek revenge from the grave >:)

[@zoetheepic1125]

Yes... This is good...

[@BHH71700]

Bella: OMG dad I'm a virgin "hahahahahahaha"

[@ShaiKappaElKappa]

TheRedJoka that is the most honest laugh I've heard in years.

[@Xyrhoshii]

Shaindralah Jeremy's laughter is beyond contagious.

[@melvinathemagnificent9007]

I read that comment at the same time Jeremy said it :D

[@adambarnett7066]

Audrey Holmes

[@Leightonlaser1]

Shaindralah and frankly, the greatest evil laugh i have heard in a long time

[@booklover0577]

You please don't say courage "Courage"

[@saintdude6032]

f*ck

[@karlaramirez1398]

14:02 OMG Dad...Im a virgin! "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR LAUGH!! 😂😍

[@kaylash.4603]

why is he laughing tho?

[@neflufv6392]

Kayla Sh. Because kristen stewart (probably not spelt right) is NOT a virgin

[@MrTreefoz]

Evil vampire looks waaaaay too much like the protagonist of Disney's 'Brave'. lol

[@josephdavis9234]

I know the books don't matter, but I also know that you didn't read Twilight, because f*** Twilight. So I'll answer the question. Jasper was turned in the Civil War, but he lived as a normal vampire for most of that time. It was only recently that he started living the vegetarian-vampire lifestyle with the Cullens. That is why he has the hardest time adjusting - because he spent years feeding on humans while the others started out living with Carlisle.

[@jessicad.8934]

The books were great, but the movies sucked. Sorry but I loved the books.

[@managersejinstan1523]

Jessica De Leon the books were still boring though. I just couldn't help but see the blatant ripoffs from Sirius Black that were in Jacob Black. Same last name, same canine shift, same "I thought you were a werwolf, but you're not", they both ride motorcycles, etc. Also half the things Bella was doing was biting her lip. She was also not very personalized, like every single person can see themselves as Bella, so it didn't make her very special. I liked the writing style though, not so much the content, but the style was okay

[@jessicad.8934]

It's true, in the books Bella actually had a personality, she actually laughed and joked with Jacob. In the movies she had one expression. Then again, that's Kristen Stewart s face in every single movie she's in.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

and how the fuck does indians know werewolfs when it is european mythological monster. makes no fucking sense.

[@jessicad.8934]

Lol. Agreed!

[@hayleyjury4536]

"Shark-boy loves Lava-girl" is my favorite line omg

[@zibanu8954]

"Jake! Stay!" "Or at least heel! HEEL!"

[@SunsetAuroralis]

Heh...

[@zibanu8954]

The Flutter Derp lol Well, he is a dog... X)

[@SunsetAuroralis]

Zibanu yeah i know..

[@zibanu8954]

The Flutter Derp I know you know :)

[@seitaneddy]

Zibanu HEEL!!! LMAO!!!!!

[@shookth2534]

Jasper is honestly my favorite through all.

[@hayleygleeson7706]

He's my favourite purely because he tried to kill Bella.

[@inearanda8051]

I DIED HAHAAHAHA

[@buviee]

Same, he's actually an interesting character

[@brilynnharvey8256]

Same

[@kaitlynlaura6088]

They gave him no lines in the movie, rip

[@Demonizer68]

They forgot to add how Twilight calls itself a saga, when it's just a series. A saga would imply it's generational, like Star Wars, i's starts with Anakin and ends with his son Luke. Twilight on the other hand, just stays with the main useless characters. Therefore, it's a series, not a saga.

[@Ametcitra]

Unless Meyer writes a second series from the POW of Bella's daughter.. which... I don't think would be a good idea.

[@tenaarfeiri7164]

***** Please, God, let it not be so. Please let the Twilight series die.

[@milindbajracharya7189]

***** and chriatian stewart plays her daughter

[@scofieldvictoria]

The awkward moment when your name is Victoria and your niece, born at the height of the series' popularity, is named Bella. I also dated a guy named James. -_- At least my niece isn't named after the character.

[@Mf7d89]

Everything wrong with *MEAN GIRLS* next!!!

[@ashleylamar3727]

I second this

[@SofianaRiana]

YES

[@sososaby2133]

I third this.

[@0707akuma]

Lindsay Lohan is not performing any lap dances in this entire movie. DING +5 sins.

[@maldiga]

0707akuma lindsay lohan was in her prime in this movie. then she started hanging out with nicole ritchie(?) and started doing crack to lose weight

[@adamstryzlakyr2720]

+5 sins for Edwards sideburns.

[@CS-yq8hp]

Omg yeeeeeeeees tyyyyyyy

[@kgxoyxihcpucouogt7682]

"i told annna kendrick this, but she called the cops and had to get the fire department to get me out of the tree" omg I'm laughing so much rn I'm crying

[@eastontao7106]

I thought the little newborn girl was a better actor than Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart. The Cullen's house was my favourite part of the Twilight saga.

[@gaia-bp1jv]

Her name is bree Tanner ( read the books, there is literally a whole twilight novella about her) But yes, I agree

[@PrettyGirl5001Dance]

"Still kiss like two dead salmon being smashed together by a fisherman" I'm going to use that as a comeback now xDDD

[@1800Hernandez]

"oh my god, dad, I'm a virgin" "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha" XD

[@emilyking685]

Can I ask a serious question? Why haven't the Star Wars prequels been sinned yet? They practically spoon feed you the material.

[@joebobby1412]

look up plinkett. He did a series on why the movies are terrible, with actual reasons, but still done kinda funny.

[@SeasonsMad042]

Emily King Probably too easy, or the thought that in all fairness he'd have to do episodes 4-6 as well. Which I don't see as a bad thing, even great movies have sins. And he has admitted to being a fan of some of the movies he's done videos for.

[@S0RGEx]

If he's gonna do them, it'll be near the release of Episode 7. But if they do Episode 1, just the fact that Jar Jar Binks existed would probably break the sin counter.

[@Dorgilo]

S0RGEx Bonus round with a sin for every scene Jar-Jar's in. Although, in all fairness, I quite liked the prequels.

[@Mattquaza]

Brayden Rankin *SEND ME AN EMAIL IF YOU WANT SOME PIZZA ROLLS*

[@andrewharvey3282]

"Drumstick guy ... I'm going to hate you most of all." Hahahahahahahaha *whoosh*

[@jackalblades6822]

i cant do it... as much as i love your series, i cant sit thru that much twilight

[@HaveIDyslexia12]

Managed 3 minutes. Lol ' d at anti vampire missile defense system then had to quit.

[@kurtisdeakin]

Shame. Great gag at 14:00 lol

[@HaveIDyslexia12]

Kurtis Deakin ha! Straight back to revulsion at 14.10

[@Feizaan]

Kurtis Deakin that laugh had me in tears 😂

[@shadowpower69]

steve c I would also recommend 18:46.

[@whydidannahavetokillsam1705]

Robert Pattinson looks like he wants to die every second of these movies.

[@coolkitty73]

Why did Anna have to kill Sam :/. Ya he liked Harry Potter better

[@franciscorendon2783]

He's already dead on the inside.

[@doot1doo1]

he kinda does.

[@apurplegoldfish]

He's feeling like this since voldemort era

[@louisefrancoiseleblancdela6095]

HAHAHHAA

[@daniellevaughn4598]

"A movie I remember deliberately forgetting." 😭😭

[@midorigurin7266]

We can all agree that the best character is bella's dad. He dosent have ANY sins

[@kelceaqueen4724]

Yea he does. U moron

[@dhenderson319]

The beer

[@washedblue]

@@dhenderson319 yeah. but even as a formerly-distant, alcoholic father, he's still somehow the least worst character lol

[@jbvader721]

#TeamMustacheDad

[@kaylanite]

Hes constantly drinking...

[@MeggieTheWerewolf]

"Bella's dad can not be seen in a scene without a beer" YES

[@jbvader721]

Perfect representation of all the dads and boyfriends dragged into seeing these movies.

[@hanc724]

Still a better love story than.... Oh shit, its exactly the same

[@lainwarisa]

lol

[@mollydewbug3885]

Still a better love story than 50 shades of porn! :D

[@dantewhingates4300]

+MollyDew Bug There ya go

[@dantewhingates4300]

+MollyDew Bug There ya go

[@jbvader721]

Fifty Shades of Grey: "Hold my butt plugs"

[@chopmopjeter18]

Sin number 1: This movie exists. Sin number 2: This Franchise exists Sin number 3: Bella's actress actually got a somewhat successful career out of this garbage.

[@Saunts_]

Sin number 999: This movie cast actually hates twilight

[@jenifer1638]

pokemonmaniac312 Wat?

[@inibee_]

Jenifer Leo Yup, so much hate by the cast :)

[@chopmopjeter18]

Zahra S. Drake Yup heard that too. Rob Patterson's hate for it is actually right in the interviews. It's hilarious.

[@madampluto3092]

Sin number 4: People paid to watch this movie.

[@strahinjagov]

"you guys have been measuring stinks the entire movie." This had my dying of laughter lol

[@dredayalldayerday]

Lol I always thought Jacob and Edward were secretly in love