Everything Wrong With The Expendables 2 In 16 Minutes Or Less

Hey, you know what people love? Sequels to movies they didn't really love. Which is why we end up with Expendables 3 in theaters soon, and why we decided to go looking for sins in The Expendables 2. We barely made it out alive.
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[@haydenmckenzie1437]

If you take this movie seriously your watching it wrong, it's a total tribute to all the awesome 80s action movies and I love every minute of em

[@AliG6252010]

Sin for giving chuck Norris a gun, motherfucker don't need no gun HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!! Chuck Norris once threw a grenade, killing 2 black ops helicopters, 3 tanks and 40,000 nazis. Then the grenade exploded.

[@larryjake7783]

AliG6252010 Da fuq? You mean Chuck Norris threw himself and killed 2 black ops helicopters, 3 tanks and 40,000 nazis. Then they exploded.

[@Lyoko104]

Wrong grammatical usage of the word "killing".

[@AliG6252010]

Yeah, I know I aint so good with da grammer

[@PrototypeNinja16]

AliG6252010 *Grammar*

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

go write a book on grammar then shove it somewhere interesting honestly.....

[@youmukonpaku916]

Let's be honest. Nobody who went to watch this movie went to watch it for the plot. We watched it to see the most over-the-top, batshit crazy, totally cliche, and testosterone filled badassness that is an entire action movie with a cast made up of the most badass action stars ever. And it was awesome... and no one cared. But damn it's funny to see how many things the writers overlooked while making this the most over-the-top, batshit crazy, totally cliche, and testosterone filled badassness movie we've seen in forever.

[@aaaadit5155]

Youmu Konpaku lol

[@arthurneddysmith]

I still can’t believe that you went to watch this.

[@decay79]

Your absolutely right, as with most movies you gotta watch em for what they are. Some movies you just dont expect anything but entertainment from.

[@andrewgrulke7476]

And this cannot be made more clear when Terry Crews Tells Arnold "you'll be terminated", Arnold says "I'll be back" twice and "Yippee ki yay" To Bruce Willis. These are obvious call outs to the movies that made them famous as action stars, and The Expendables is not trying to hide that one single bit. They even have Chuck Norris tell a freaking Chuck Norris joke!

[@sukhkaransingh8369]

This movie was so shit but it kinda worked cause it was never made for the current generation that actually thinks. Its made for the old guys and the previous generation as a way for them to cling on to their past

[@Munkenba]

I actually love this film, it's a big fuck you to the notion that every film these days needs to be realistic or plausible. If you pretend to be a kid again with toy soldiers and toy planes, it's a great film. This is what happens when you give a small kid a camera and a 100 million dollar budget for his toy box.

[@juancamiloza]

Best comment so far...

[@goldgamersuniverse]

i get what you mean. This movie was just pure 80's action with explosions and it was great

[@TheMrBADGAS]

I get what you mean, but it is not really a Fuck You. And there is nothing wrong with a Action Film having a Story or being Serious (if that is what you are going at).

[@MisterDutch93]

The movie was made by 60+ year old kids who wanted to bring the 80's back to theaters, and that's why I love it so much. Dumbed down action carnage, a man needs explosions once in a while!

[@haydenmckenzie1437]

Couldn't agree more

[@WeKilledGaming]

Maybe this is actually a super hero movie (invincibility, super strength, teleportation, ect.) but they're all trying to hide their powers from each other and the audience

[@evenmoor]

Well, we already know that Hemsworth the Sniper's superpower is gonna be super speed. That would answer all the questions about how he got all those places...

[@supersaiyangodsupersaiyanm7886]

Lmao!!!!!!

[@cassidylush]

Not even the script knows...

[@alonsocapacete]

Hahaha seriously

[@barbara9315]

I like this movie even more now that I read your comment 😂!

[@Zbik04]

the fucking video was just released 3 minutes ago. its 17 minutes long and it already has a dislike. theres no way they watched all of it they just clicked the video and disliked it lol. i cant believe people actually do that

[@IDiot-nn2ig]

Well in that case the 28 likes are irrelevant too.

[@andrewhowe7950]

someones got to have likes expendables 2

[@philipchuky6944]

People also liked this video before watching the whole thing.

[@oompie815]

I. Diot the first sin alone deserves a like. :d

[@kylearchuleta403]

I. Diot The joke at 1:13 earned my like already haha

[@JelloApocalypse]

"This movie thinks that if it winks at you enough, you'll forget how ugly it is." That is the best way you could've possibly phrased that sin.

[@konachan31]

yay! You watch CinemaSins too!

[@alphaheisenbadger3913]

What's your favorite episode of CS?

[@RaptorNX01]

but at the same time, not one person going into these films wasn't waiting for said wink.

[@Lamont-ym5gn]

I know a few girls like that 😂😉

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*

[@thecheeze9001]

This is actually the best of the trilogy in my own (worthless) opinion. Doesn't take itself seriously and has self-awareness in spades. Most of those "sins" is really just them playing on cliches of the 80's action genre.

[@Bradgilliswhammyman]

***** I don't like the fact it shit on every movie these guys made that actually had character and longevity back in the 80s. Original Rambo was better than this nonsense.

[@thecheeze9001]

Ken Havens​ you're acting like those 80's action movies are untouchable holy objects. They're fine for their time, but looking back we find all their flaws. What's wrong with making fun of them?

[@tokkiev.3234]

Yeah it's a fun movie! Not meant to be good haha but what action movie is good haha?

[@randysavage8979]

***** Stallone wrote this and he played Rambo so i'm pretty sure he can take the piss out of it

[@TheMAXIFOD]

+Ken Havens dude in one of the rambo movies, rambo fights 100 Russians, a couple of light tanks, while holding a 50 cal machinegun under his shoulder and surviving... if you don't see how epicly wrong that is, then you have no humor at all. also, they agreed to say these things, it's like you calling yourself fat, nothing wrong in that

[@Feelkkari]

What I loved about Expendables (besides them poking fun at themselves) is that they had a well thought out female character who was smart AND didn't need to be half naked to be attractive. Bonus points for her not being barely legal.

[@GODOFGUITAR2112]

"This movie thinks that if it winks at you enough, you'll forget how ugly it is." God damn that line almost killed me.

[@z304legend]

Not me. That lone he said was just eh. Doesn't he had others write for him

[@13DUH]

So if they acknowledge Rambo in the movie, does that mean Sylvester Stallone exists in the movie world (but not Barney)? If so, do all of Barney's friends notice that he eerily looks exactly like Stallone? And if Stallone exists in Expendables does that also mean that The Expendables movie exists in Expendables?!

[@MrTheBlowx]

Expendaception !

[@NitroVortox]

Oh my god. They're filming a movie, in a movie.

[@LgiovanniF]

Man I think you just reset my brain

[@Syntherios]

brain.exe has crashed.

[@crispin-freeman]

TotalSynthesisX Did you trying rebooting it? If that doesn't work, the problem might actually be with your system heart.

[@phoenixdzk]

JCVD played Jean Villan in this film. When part 3 was in the works he wanted to return as his evil twin brother, Claude Villan. Ridiculous yet so funny I respect it

[@Kryptonater1994]

This movie is a parody of itself, it doesn't take itself seriously and enjoys having fun, that's why I love it so much XD

[@TheKeyser94]

Why people lie to themselves calling this movie a parody when no one in the cast, the director or even Stallone say that it was a parody, they really think that is a serious movie with a serious and complex storyline.

[@Kryptonater1994]

Because it is so blatantly a parody they don't need to spell it out, its satire of the movies' most of them are famous for. Why do you think there are so many inside jokes and cheesy scenes with Arnie and Willis; the film has fun, like Pacific Rim, hell when I was a kid back in the late 80's it was a dream for some of these guys to appear in the same movie, and I would have paid to have seen Stallone, Willis and Arnold mowing down bad guys indiscriminately with big guns. I enjoy clever films such as The Machinist, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Donnie Darko etc But sometimes you just wanna see classic action heroes quipping silly lines and mowing down bad guys because they are bad, Van Damme is called Vilain for Christ's sake! XD

[@fungyfrog]

Kryptonater I totally agree, this movie is fun to watch no matter how cliché it is, its just a fun movie giving people a taste of what it would be like to see their favorite hero's join together.

[@chasewilson3693]

Kryptonater i wouldn't so much call this a parody because they meant it to be a parody, i call it a parody (not a very good one in my opinion) because the people making it are incompetent and think they are doing something cool when it just comes off as a lame parody. i had the same dream you did friend and by god did this disappoint me with the bad CGI, old action stars looking old, and just no emotion or fervor that their 80's movies had.

[@Diedpied]

suckafool123 I take the film for what it is, a action-comedy, Stallone said that the Expendables series is for actors who are down on their luck to have a boost, that's all it is, a film that plugged a hole when it was released and is a Damme good watch too

[@RoboCunnilingus]

The Chuck Norris joke was worth the price of admission.

[@adve8501]

It was worth a refund

[@Gootothesecond]

adve8501 Chuck Norris is right behind you.

[@tadwinslo4059]

Gootothesecond i bet he looked

[@Gootothesecond]

tad winslo Ha.

[@Conflict-ff5pi]

tad winslo he couldn't have he was already dead.

[@Huckleberry87]

I still can't help but love these movies. The sheer amount of ham is worth it. Also, Dolph Lundgren.

[@Huckleberry87]

Yes. Yes he is.

[@bayawolf]

ignorance is bliss.

[@bayawolf]

***** How am I being a douchebag?

[@bayawolf]

***** I wasn't acting smarter but I understand why you perceived me to be that way.I was being sincere about how being in a state of ignorance brings you happiness.An example is when you were a little toddler.You had no other problems except for when you were hungry or had to take a bath or when you did something wrong and knew that you had to face the consequences through a spanking from one of your folks but as you grow older you learn new things and have to overcome even bigger obstacles thus IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

[@Huckleberry87]

We really don't need to be arguing about this. Basically what Michael Baya was reffering to is called Suspension of Disbelief. Where you ignore the obvious flaws or pseudoscience for the sake of enjoying what you're watching. Which I do when I watch Expendables movies.

[@TXFDA]

The Expendables movies are stupid. Reallllly stupid. But they're also fucking awesome, so fuck it. Sometimes you just have to sit back and enjoy some senseless violence and explosions.

[@Carphil07]

TXF Thats exaclty what Stallone thought about lol

[@ryano6094]

In the hold-up scene, Van Damme had the expendables lying on the floor, face down, unarmed, at his mercy, and after he killed Billy, he doesn't bother to kill the others as well. I mean, of course the Expendables would come back for revenge! I know Van Damme said, "Fighting men don't deserve to be killed like sheep." But shit, it's so stupid to leave out loose ends like that.

[@ryano6094]

Also why didn't Statham and Stallone do that, "I'll take the four on the left, you take the two on the right" technique. Seems the Expendables are only unstoppable killing machines when the plot calls for it.

[@angelmaxxx]

*Ding!*

[@Wikingking]

Not to mention killing an unarmed and wounded Billy was pretty much the "sheep's way"...so Vilain isn't really a man of honour anyway.

[@ThatOneAccount931]

So true. He's willing to kill his own henchmen which I presume at least some of them must be fighting men. And, you don't get to be the head of a criminal syndicate in Russia without killing "fighting men". And dude, you're a villain and here are people who want to stop you and will have more of a reason now, why not kill them!? Just ugh! I want to make a movie where the bad guy doesn't necessarily win but at least kills people when given the opportunity and like in real life, other good guys have to pick up the torch or just don't find themselves in stupidly dangerous situations that shouldn't happen considering all the technology they purportedly have! You can have a rocket launcher but not a machine to detect incoming aircraft? Just ugh. That's why Die Hard (the original) was cool (I know it isn't perfect) but most of what happened was withing the scope of plausible reality not all though. There are some BS moments in there but it is an action movie after all.

[@jayroids6295]

Whats worse is that when villain had a gun to Billy's head Billy was on his knees way out of the way so the team could have easily killed everyone without shooting Billy

[@marekvrbka]

It should be: Chuck Norris appeared, all sins cancelled

[@4eyedphatguys]

Chuck Norris is an old has-been and is no longer slightly relevant to modern film

[@betapop11]

Grant Matthews what about his legacy???

[@Kibeeeeee]

There should be an added 10 sins for having yet another over-used action star from the 80's

[@BAILEY5511]

Grant Matthews chuck Norris faced off against bruce lee and is still alive. that's gotta count for something

[@thespacebat]

More like an extra 100 sins should be added.

[@wishbone346]

I enjoyed the hell out of the Expendables movies. Of course that's because I accept them for what they are instead of trying to compare them to other genres of movies. If you're a fan of 80's action movies then you'll absolutely adore the Expendables. Hell, if you just go in with the mindset that it's going to be like an 80's action movie you'll probably have fun, even if you're not a major fan of them. However, if you go in expecting Oscar worthy performances and a Citizen Kane plot you'll be severely upset. I mean, the people who complain about it being "mindless" and whatnot need to stop. That's like going to see a Disney movie and complaining that there's too much "kid stuff".

[@davidmitchell2761]

it's a movie for people to enjoy some mindless nostalgia. Its escapism just like anything else , but if you weren't an 80s alpha male baby it probably just isn't your particular flavor of nostalgia.

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*

[@chaoscal7399]

Lol as much as this is so true, expendables wasn't designed to hav a plot, it's just about killing and blowing shit up!

[@JustinEvitable80]

Chuck Norris wasn't in Expendables 2, the movie just wanted to be around him.

[@KnightsaysNi]

Ha! Also a better Chuck Norris joke than the one he painfully delivered.

[@TheJollyKraut]

...and casually filmed him during his morning routine

[@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite]

15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*

[@BlitzFatty]

So two things are funny here: One, people criticizing a non-serious critiquing channel on their critiques of a non-serious movie. Two, the fact that people are genuinely insulting people who like this movie. It's a big dumb action movie. It's the Pacific Rim scenario. What were you expecting?

[@MrQwertysystem]

Honestly all the recommendations about Pacific Rim were pretty much telling how shitty of a movie it is, but how incredibly good entertainment it was and that's why you should see it.

[@RaptorNX01]

welcome to the internet. Where douchebags feel the need to insult other for liking something they don't.

[@fredericksweetenhue6857]

Honestly I don't even watch movies to think about plot I just watch it to be entertained

[@venomsnake7220]

you must enjoy the movies, not think about it. It's just an action movie and not a godfather...

[@Alltehnamesaretaken1]

***** Not necessarily, that sounds rather pretentious, are people who enjoy b-movies stupid?

[@Fortstorm]

***** The only person that looks stupid here is you.

[@HipToBeeSquare]

***** The point of most movies is to entertain, as long as he achieves being entertained who cares if it's from the plot or not?

[@AlexBelanger100]

***** So you're an idiot?

[@Jayme]

I was expecting all the sins to drop to 0 when chuck Norris came in. Lol

[@canismajor1186]

+JimmyP I agree.

[@thecopercoper5533]

+JimmyP I expected all the sins to triple when Chuck Norris came in.

[@jakethomas1279]

+JimmyP That airport scene reminded me of the russian airport massacre in call of duty

[@Fixxer315]

+JimmyP Chuck Norris is immune to sins.

[@Zamolxes77]

+JimmyP ROFLMAO, me too, well at least take 10 sins off !

[@MrMillionDub]

Yeah, I need to watch The Expendables series at some point. I know it'll have nothing resembling a plot, but fuck it; I can get down with enough bullets, bombs, explosions, and stereotypes that'll make even Michael Bay envious. And besides, who can resist hearing huge action stars quoting and/or referencing other action stars' movies?

[@00wolfer00]

There is some plot... but it's burried so far beneath the bullet casings left by this movie that no one cares about it. It's a fun movie to watch if you can turn your brain off.

[@havenbrush7100]

DO IT! They are awesome movies! Most movie's plots fall apart so badly these days that little plot is better.

[@brendanjohn6539]

Just invite a few bro's over and have a good time with them

[@nattybatty6]

Take your brain out and have some fun. These films are a whole load of big loud dumb fun and i love it.

[@MrMillionDub]

Fry 'n' Die! Let's do it!

[@RyeOnHam]

"... and I've pretended to be a sniper on many occasions."

[@MTdaBlacking]

Who hasn't pretended to be a sniper on occasions?

[@cediviannareeda4305]

I've hidden under my brother's bed for hours at a time just to get a chance to grab his leg and freak him out, so I don't doubt this

[@kleetus92]

@@cediviannareeda4305 No shit, I did that to my college roommate he almost had a fucking heart attack.

[@madenkind]

@Anonymous Anonymous That's the reason non-Americans don't ever wanna live in America. You'll never know if the insanity is real.

[@TheMMObro]

Props to jet li for making it into the category of America's most ridiculously overpowered, caricatured badasses.

[@TheMMObro]

I know arnold wasn't born american but he's been an icon forever already and he's white and muscular. Nice to get some asian love in the mix and no I'm not asian

[@Disatiere]

***** "he's been in murican films therefore his feats are now purely murican" please correct me if i understood you wrong.

[@One-Week-Wizard]

"We've got all of Planet Hollywood together. Who are they shooting at? Who cares?" But this is literally the premise of these films. Watching these films for their story is like watching porn for the plotline... If you came into this movie expecting Shakespearean prose and witty character interaction then I feel like you've got the wrong kind of movie. I watched (and subsequently enjoyed) the first two expendables movies because they gave me what I expected; a crappy, cheesy, wafer-thin plot which was promptly covered by boatloads of explosions, men exploding, bullets, men being hit by bullets and men being hit by exploding boats. As an action film they do their job.

[@MasterShot-ke1mr]

real high explosive detonation don't have lots of fire.

[@hardbadwolf7506]

yuji

[@NoxMonstrum]

What's with the hate for the Expendables? Who doesn't like to see their favorite action stars together in one movie? Probably people who don't watch action in the first place.

[@TheKrusader2112]

Heheh Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke.

[@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid]

it is like something cosmic should have happened when he did...

[@TheOmegau]

Chuckception?

[@AbdulElHajIbrahim]

"Hurray for the good guys?" That's so perfect.

[@punkiedoo87]

Hemsworth: Id like to finish out the month, then I wanna go meet up my girlfriend Stallone: Where is she from? Me: Hannah, Montana

[@kittykatsmash]

I couldn't understand a word Stallone said.

[@Costar58]

Which means everything's in order

[@fungyfrog]

isitbecuzhetalks,likethisorsomthin?

[@Rakshasa1986]

HE BETRAYDA LAWR!!!!!

[@ShirtUnderscore]

I could understand him better then Bales batman.

[@Jose_Fino]

Is there any movie in which what Stallone says is understandable?

[@Ron_Zone]

“Watching CinemaSins for hours cliche.” -Ding!

[@steeltimberwolf]

Surprised there was no sin for how easily Stallone won against Van Damme. Considering that the characters they play seem to be an combination of the characters they played in movies and themselves in real life, Van Damme would have kicked the shit out of Stallone in any fight considering that Van Damme is for better trained in multiple martial arts disciplines.

[@LgiovanniF]

Yeah but you know....rocky

[@Neosfotty117]

That my friend is called 'Plot Armor'. It's indestructible but sometimes becomes defective near the end of a film.

[@linkno1]

Van Damme would only win momentarily. After that, Stallone would rise up back off the street, take his time, take his chances and fight Van Damme with a burning heart and the eyes of a tiger. It's like you've never even seen Rocky, dude.

[@LgiovanniF]

Plus van damme Is all karate and ballet. And a weee bit oh kickboxing

[@pk13910]

linkno1 Rocky would have died in Bloodsport. No boxer has ever won the Kumite. Therefore, Van Damme would win in honor of his Shidoshi.

[@illiminatieoverlordgurglek140]

This whole money is one giant inside joke. Which is why it rules. No pretences, just pure over the top stupid as fuck violence! :D But yeah, could use more mister T!

[@ForgottenHonor0]

Don't care, still love this movie!

[@tadwinslo4059]

because you were a little kid watching all these action stars back in the late 80s and early 90s

[@ForgottenHonor0]

tad winslo We all were little kids watching the '80s and '90s action movies back in the day. *sigh*

[@tadwinslo4059]

and thats why the next movie will do so well

[@LiveWithEmory]

Nick Craig You must be in your 40's

[@tadwinslo4059]

i dont know about the other guy but me im 29

[@LiveWithEmory]

Expendables 2 is actually a typo in the movie. The original Title that was going to be printed on the cover read "Autism: The Movie"

[@mfn9188]

I LOL'D

[@megawatt62]

2edgy4me

[@FearfulScarecrow]

Woah thats harsh. To people with autism.

[@Dragonpit]

Really? I thought the title was supposed to be "This Movie Is Expendable, Too."

[@jayemjayemwtf]

Ding!

[@LeoJay]

I'm sorry but seeing all these action stars in one movie is like a childhood dream lol these guys are just so badass.

[@jamesliggins891]

sure, but that doesn't mean the movie can't be well-written. people act like you can't have awesome badass stars in a film AND have it not be completely nonsensical. how awesome would it be if the writing *was* actually good?

[@elbichomio8399]

They're saving Mr. T for Expendables 4

[@Disatiere]

nah Expendables 3 +1

[@chrisnewman1170]

Slender Mane 3+1 = 4 4-1=3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[@ginacivilized6275]

Elbi Chomio No expendibles 4. No more!

[@itsmrlonewolf]

Doubt it, they travel everywhere on a plane and Mr T ain’t gettin on no plane you crazy fool!

[@isaacsmith6878]

....wince

[@airbomb34]

17 minutes of professional nerd rage about a movie that didn't take itself seriously. Cinema Sin you just got trolled.

[@JunkyardDong]

colebowlin68 I don't think he's comment.

[@beasty108]

dude he does this for any movie....

[@ilight8]

colebowlin68 ''you are comment'', nice.

[@patricklowndes4742]

You cant write bullshit and call it a troll

[@KiraAotsuki]

I do believe Cinemasins would probably say.. "Even if it's a troll, no movie is free of sin"

[@Sheehy223]

I don't get why there's even an "everything wrong with" series for the expendables movies. Yes, there are a shit tonne of sins, but that's the point. The expendables movies are all about nonstop shooting bad guys and explosions and shit and manliness. I'll admit that I did have a few things wrong with it (Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't have enough screen time and character development). And for gods sake the bad guy is jan Claude van damne, how can you not like this movie?

[@royk.9347]

because people like me enjoy hearing cinemasins talk about how bad it is :D

[@Shea354]

Roy K. Exactly! lol

[@SouskueMadara]

You can have an epic action movie with a decent story line. It isn't that hard. I'm not lowering my standards for one movie so it will be held accountable just like the rest.

[@Swordish]

No movie is without sin. Honestly, people are still not getting this? Making a EWW of a movie doesnt mean its bad, although this one is actually bad.

[@MannuhFestIt]

Pointing out flaws doesn't equate to not liking a movie.

[@CherryPauper]

This is one of those movie series where you'll watch it and then forget the plot the week after.

[@Dragonpit]

I forgot this movie had a plot before I had even heard of it.

[@AnakinSolo1701]

There's a plot?

[@cynsin1699]

I thought that they just avenge any important character that dies :/

[@CharterForGaming]

did this person get so many like because of his comment or his name?

[@sirensoundwave]

Really? A whole week? I got lost once I realized basic principles of cause and effect (and by extension logic) meant squat in this film. Soo...right around the 45 min mark give or take. My reward for letting my cousin pick the movie >_

[@87apizzi]

Actually liam hemsworths part of saving them in the beginning actually makes sense, its very common having snipers covering extraction points lol

[@TrevorMerrillD]

I have a feeling The Expendables series was a test by Hollywood to see how moronic they could make a movie and still make bank at the box office due to literally nothing but guns, explosions, and one-liners. To everyone who claims to love this movie: congratulations, now Hollywood knows that they no longer have to give a shit because people are too dumb to care about things like characters, plot, physics, or even real humor. All they need are loud noises and nostalgia and they can buy golden hot tubs for the whole staff. And its all thanks to you.

[@TheKeyser94]

Well, that existed since the Original Star Wars.

[@DanielRichards644]

That was the mentality I had going into the first one, but to my surprise I actually enjoyed it, the second was the one liner and the new one just blows, don't waste your time.

[@Gonzaga78]

I'm speaking for myself here, but i was curious to see these movies because of all the 'classic' action stars...

[@amazinblasian117]

To be fair, though, just look at all the success Scyfy has been having with Sharknado.

[@Feelkkari]

I think you're taking a movie meant to be tongue in cheek a little too seriously. And I thought we knew people were dumb since the first Transformers movie.

[@trailersic]

Expendables 2 was better than 1, mainly because it was far more stupid.

[@tadwinslo4059]

i say the expendables 1 in the theater and had a small coke which at the theaters is like 50 gallons of soda and i had to get up to piss and when i got back the plot was over

[@ca20mn]

The expendables 3 is the best just torrent it it was leaked

[@thaiboypsp3000]

The plot was over? There wasn't any plot to begin with lol.

[@tadwinslo4059]

Tyranitroll it seems like the plot has always been how many of these movies can they make people pay to see

[@headshotgaming9651]

Now if this movie was logical it would only star Chuck Norris kicking ass and killing bad guys and making shitty inside jokes!

[@TheTaskForce141Ghost]

***** "And that was the last time anyone saw Tommie Law..."

[@linkno1]

If these films were only Chuck Norris it would have even less fans. He's the worst guy out of the entire cast. Who has actually watched a Chuck Norris film? Or is his career entirely based on jokes at this point? Chuck Norris IS a joke.

[@TheTaskForce141Ghost]

linkno1 "Legends says that the missing linkno1 said that Chuck Norris was a joke, and then was gone with the wind."

[@AAABattery24]

TheTaskForce141Ghost That joke was so awful, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked you just for coming up with it.

[@Blackpapalink]

Aaran Haughton Peter Griffin: Roadhouse.

[@debbieblackman3650]

Poor Baby Thor. Between this and the Hunger Games. Do expendables 3 please

[@carbayoutube4230]

Baby thor...I laughed

[@sockbat25]

Jet Li IMMEDIATELY leaves the team at the start of the movie *ding*

[@tihspidtherekciltilc5469]

Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke negates all of the sins. Signed, Gen X

[@FatherMischief]

Nothing. Nothing is wrong with the Expendables 2. They meant it all to be there.

[@BlackKraya]

I know it's not his fault, but I have trouble understanding a single word Stallone is saying.

[@mrjohnjohn1219]

Same... I wonder if it was just the audio?

[@bl00dkillz]

@@mrjohnjohn1219 nope stalone has paralysis in part of his face since birth so talking can be unclear at times

[@ferdonandebull]

No it is his fault... if it is technical well it is his movie. If it is diction it is his mouth..

[@CamJames]

@@brunobruno-c1d yeah, he aged.

[@CamJames]

brunosly bruno there's almost zero physical conditions that being in your 60s-70s wouldn't make worse. Your body stiffens and starts to wear down.

[@3Ravens98]

Isn't Expendables supposed to be a movie series that makes fun of action movie clichés and the mentality of most Online COD Players?

[@davidptacek5287]

Yes

[@eleSDSU]

That makes it good or better? It's an awful movie, whether it's an action movie or a cliche movie is irrelevant, crap is crap.

[@GearyDigit]

That, or it's just a bunch of dried-up old people trying to relive their golden years.

[@3Ravens98]

Geary True, true

[@JosephDGrant]

The ironic thing is that only one guy who is "expendable" died.

[@SkotWhitman]

That's not irony, that a coincidence, regardless of what Alanis Morissette taught you.

[@theunreadcomment9834]

you should see the new one - there's a part where Statham is asking Stallone why they went to rescue Snipes. Stallone's response is "He's Expendable"

[@beingataco37]

You know the expendables is like that on purpose right?

[@mateoostorero2223]

Yeah but still counts

[@cptKamina]

just because something is beeing done purposefuly doesn't make it good! don't you people understand this?

[@Munkenba]

***** It's a lot of things but it's definitely not bland, the very purpose of it is to not be bland.

[@RatOrchestra]

Alfred Munkenbeck In that case, it's an absolute failure, because it's bland as fuck. Throwing together a whole bunch of bland actors doesn't make them any less bland.

[@na8291]

"It's bad on purpose guys, I swear."

[@Megadriver]

Cinema Sins, "Russia" in the movie is actually Bulgaria. Check the license plates on the cars, the insignia on the helicopters, people speaking Bulgarian. How I know this much? Bulgarian XD

[@RoScFan]

The movie was filmed in Bulgaria but the plot might be Russia. Though... I didn't really see any reason in the movie for it to be Russia. Or Bulgaria.

[@eijiniizuma6184]

RoScFan wasnt this movie set somewhere near chernobyl which is in the ukraine ?

[@gorge3030]

eiji niizuma It was almost completely filmed in Bulgaria !

[@headhunter0025]

Alexander Venchev This happens soo much though, I bet like 1 in 8 movies is actually shot on location.

[@БориславаНиколова-ф6х]

I am from bulgaria too and my drandpa knows the boss of the airforce and he said arnold couldnt fit in the helicopter lolm

[@Basil_leaves27]

The movie is supposed to be a cliche action movie

[@gagagegegigigogogugu]

Doesn't make it any better.

[@Luvie1980]

Nine-tailed Fox Thank you. I am tired of being defending this horrible movie.

[@Basil_leaves27]

Dylan Morrison It's not supposed to have good writing

[@dalekusa]

Lost sin: Why does Barney always sound like he is drunk in this movie?

[@tadwinslo4059]

probably because he is drunk

[@Morgaz91]

Stallone was born with a defect hence why he talks like a drunk

[@stevenwright2716]

Morgaz91 in that case what does he sound like when he's drunk

[@tadwinslo4059]

steven wright i dont think that will ever happen

[@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid]

***** *rainbow* the more you know!

[@MaximumPayne12]

LOL I really laughed hard with this one! Although I was expecting him to give the final fight like a thousand sins

[@NestorCaster]

16:00.... that was a perfect edit: sound to scene and consistent with an already established sin!

[@GameHopping]

Chuck Norris in a scene causes Sins to vanish, not increase. :p

[@xqiuvmah]

9:47 that is definitely worthy of 100 sins removal

[@TheRealSandman]

Was it just me who actually liked this film :p

[@zoeford5110]

yup

[@OMGEpyonistaken]

A bunch of people liked it seeing there's a third one.

[@TheDoctorFF]

No

[@kitsunekyubino9345]

OMGEpyonistaken People don't have to like it for there to be a sequel; they just have to spend more than a certain amount of money going to see it, buying the DVD, etc. If the sales projections are good enough, they'll make any piece of crap. (Not that THIS is a piece of crap; I'm just sayin')

[@kitchenmaster43]

Amber Forward Damn, you beat me to it.

[@Kritan1995]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris finds you. xD

[@k-popbiased1058]

I feel like the "that's racist" laugh was totally real. Or maybe I'm just a romantic and it was planned. Either way, it was adorable

[@brucewayne6676]

i fu**ing love cinemasins, the best channel by far

[@cameronmcallister7606]

Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris Joke... surely that's many sins off?

[@darkevilazn]

Or a thousand extra sins.

[@jasoncarter1869]

Cringe moment for sure

[@theriddick2735]

Is Chuck Dorris actually cool? Or is it a so bad he's good cool?

[@yungblac8336]

@@theriddick2735 Chuck is god in human form

[@robertjensen4541]

the norris joke was amazing lol

[@Tesla_Death_Ray]

I dislike the criticism here. Those cheesy situations and jokes are pure fun and nostalgia. How do you see Chuck Norris slow walk in from the shadows in an action movie and *not* find it endearing?

[@Mo145678]

Please tell me you're not taking the criticism seriously...

[@Tesla_Death_Ray]

Xatu Master Race Of course they are joke criticisms, but for many movies he will explicitly give some "now don't get me wrong...." caveat. He never found any quaint charm at all amidst the cheese.

[@Detailsmatter123]

There is no movie without sins so shut the hell up

[@Tesla_Death_Ray]

Blackman and Robin calm your farm.

[@killercaos123]

People can enjoy a fart joke here and there. Terrence and Philip come to mind. But when it turns all Michael Bay EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, girls, guns, girl, EXPLOSIONS, bad joke, bad joke, EXPLOSIONS WITH BIG FIRE BALL and the end.... It becomes boring and pure mindless.

[@JRChadwick]

You guys should do the "Sharknado" movies!

[@CIubDuck]

There is only 1 Sharknado movie

[@uberlol2228]

Lukas Nordlund 2

[@Rowbust]

oscar de la riva The first one was a show... (Maybe)

[@JRChadwick]

Lukas Nordlund Then what was that "Sharknado 2" I just watched?

[@Doctor-nk8eu]

it would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too long

[@rubikfan1]

still w8ting for harrypotter 6&7, lots of sins

[@tatskaman]

Were you being serious when you put that 8 there?

[@JoshCabatuando]

Tatskaman 8??

[@rubikfan1]

Tatskaman you sir, have not spend alot of time on the internet. try pronaunce it with the 8 in it. you see why we type it that way

[@KumoCC]

rubikfan1 lol, he knows, it's more like you just discovered it!

[@Pumpkin0_0]

An 8 in the word "waiting", or any word at all, equals taking laziness and ignorance to a whole new level.

[@anafmujeeb8689]

Who cares. Deep in your heart..You know you wanted to hear Arnold to say Yippie Ki Yay. Admit it.

[@Beeenka]

should give one sin for Stallone's mustache

[@MasterJalepeno]

in case you confused it with Paris Hilton! I was dying at that one! XD

[@JamesFritz184]

Am I the only one who laughs so hard at the videos after his outro? Please make an episode of parodies like the ones at the end.

[@Nixus237]

I loved the over the top action scenes

[@Gapeagle]

Sorry to express my opinion, but does this seem odd? Cinema Sins is doing a movie that purposely doesn't have a coherent plot? I know it's a joke, but the movie is a joke also. It doesn't seem right to place sins on something that is purposely sin-worhty, like it doesn't seem right to make fun of a comedian for being funny. If the movie was serious, I wouldn't have a problem with it.

[@ItsZifx]

Since he did birdemic, I'm pretty sure every movie is acceptable

[@Gapeagle]

ItsZifx Well birdemic was to be taken seriously. Expendables is not. That's what I'm saying. But eh, whatever.

[@Gapeagle]

Ahh KZbin. Just trying to make an observation, and in return, you get society's thugs to come after you. I know that most would return zombie's comment with hatred. I am better than that. I shall turn the other cheek and say "hope you have a nice day."

[@SuperZero1215]

ItsZifx Yes I agree, especially since he did Dragonball and The Last Airbender

[@SpookyScaryGangRapingSkeleton]

Gapeagle ah man, you're so euphric, how many fedora's are you wearing?

[@AbstractZealot]

What? No bonus round for every old ass movie quote?

[@LokiGamerofMischief]

how the hell is chuck norris 70? he looks like he's in his 40's

[@theepoopydoodoo]

Chuck Norris, Will Smith and Pharrell all have access to the fountain of youth

[@santaonthecross]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet,

[@LiveWithEmory]

RDV333 He's not dead, that's actually him. Check IMDb and Wikipedia.

[@petemerriken910]

pie189 /\ DUH /|

[@edwiniseman4]

pie189 Joke went over your head there, bruh

[@25thdrummerboy]

Hearing that king cobra line come out of Chuck Norris’ mouth got an out-loud chuckle from me. I didn’t know I needed to see that in my life.

[@guyonacomputer1261]

Chuck Norris making a Chuck Norris joke makes it all ok...

[@lavenderelephant234]

Actually, they stole that from ST:TNG - Season 2 finale, Riker makes the same joke.

[@guyonacomputer1261]

LavenderElephant I did not know that, but still, Chuck Norris made a Chuck Norris-esque joke. Still worth it.

[@msrainbowbrite]

Bruce Willis was hired for Expendables 3 but he demanded $1mil for each day he worked... so he was fired

[@DethroneME]

might as well have done Expendables 3 since everyone's seen it by now. :/

[@arceus891]

that's called piracy

[@shinraninja]

it was also bad

[@DethroneME]

Doge Such pirating. Wow. Very piracy?

[@Palmstar125]

Doge wow

[@Palmstar125]

Doge wow

[@generico366]

The next Expendables movie should feature Justin Bieber as the villain. And there should be actual guns.

[@stebsis]

C'mon, it's not very cool to shoot a girl.

[@greyfinch2565]

@@stebsis ohhhhhhhhhhhh dang! Shots fired!

[@Tyranee]

Both Expendables movies were flawless, I don't care how many sins they have.

[@owenhughes5514]

He's obviously a troll... Hopefully.

[@danielskrivan6921]

Superman13195 Expendables was a great movie. It had flaws, yes, but it was good action. Expendables 2 focused too much on the inside jokes and the action scenes were largely like in this video: good guys shooting, then bad guys falling over. I think the difference is the first movie tried to play itself straight and this movie didn't take itself seriously at all. Some good action, still, but not nearly as good as the first. Number three looks good in the previews, but we'll have to see...

[@Tyranee]

Superman13195 Lol I'm dumb for not liking the same movies you do? Get off your ego driven highhorse.. Even I can admit this movie has a ton of flaws but despite all that I had a lot of fun and I would watch it again.

[@Hachiae]

Owen Hughes you dont know what trolling is

[@EpicSauceWithChicken]

Tyranee's Domain - Home of the Let's Dub Project! You say that, but you also said this: "Both Expendables movies were flawless, I don't care how many sins they have." These two statements do not add up...

[@jamisradical]

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia The poem writes you

[@appleseed2933]

jamisradical this comment is 3 yrs old...so ill let it go

[@ivailochavdarov6837]

That is Bulgaria!!!

[@revengedealer]

This movie knowing does not take it's self serious and makes all kinds of inside 80s movie jokes...which is why I love it. And I was born in 91 XD

[@wlthomas67]

The Expendables are like CinemaSins...not to be taken seriously. EXPLOSIONS!!!!

[@Jordacar]

Here's what I wonder: In the first movie, Arnold and Sly meet with Willis to see who gets the job; Arnie backs out so Sly takes it. Presumably if Arnold had taken the job, he would have brought his team of badasses to the island to shoot the place up just like Sly did. Well now in THIS movie, here's Arnold trapped in some jungle so Sly's gang can rescue him. So WHERE'S ARNIE'S TEAM? ARE THEY BUSY? WHY ARE THEY NOT RESCUING THEIR LEADER/EMPLOYER?

[@KnightsaysNi]

They ran into "The Predator"?

[@606danco]

They were expandeble

[@sajadhoxhaj6603]

THEY GOT INTO DA CHOPPA

[@MaCabaret]

They got taken out by the predator

[@trainzchannel8722]

Let me add some more sins: 1. 10:13 - Bulgarian registration 2. 7:59 - The guys in the bar were speaking Bulgarian, not Russian. Although it's probably okay because 99.5 percent of Americans can't tell the difference 3. 13:25 - Sofia airport 4. 14:03 - Bulgarian taxis 5. 14:09 - The sticker is in Bulgarian, not Russian. I mean, come on, I know Americans can't tell the difference between Russian and Bulgarian (I don't expect them to so no mean comments) but they can see that that's not the Russian flag...

[@mrjohnjohn1219]

As an American, I resemble that remark!

[@ragingwolf2414]

Actually, it the Plovdiv airport.

[@Grim_Beard]

The 'plutonium mine' is Devetashka Peshtera, also in Bulgaria, which is worth a visit.

[@Vendrix86]

this has to be the worst trilogy. Perhaps in history. I can't think of another trilogy that is this bad.

[@tylerburrows1037]

The Star Wars prequel trilogy.

[@Vendrix86]

Tyler Burrows hmm. Hayden Christensen is pretty terrible I must agree. But Star Wars had some redeeming moments. I can't pick a single one in any of these 3.

[@tylerburrows1037]

Vendrix How about the Jole Shuchmacher Batman films, even though it's not a trilogy?

[@DL6379R]

Tyler Burrows werent bad, except the one with freeze

[@tylerburrows1037]

Darren Leslie and Vendrix how about Twilght?

[@breadeats]

Man you guys were too hard on this one. I know this all for shits and giggles, but c'mon, nothing in this whole series is ment to be even close to be realistic. Same goes for all inside jokes and 80's references. Basically reason why these movies exist is for punch of guys having fun in set.

[@MaCabaret]

Lol hard on

[@Rubashow]

It's about a plutonium mine? There is no such thing as a plutonium mine.

[@notbigboss9254]

*looks at comment section* THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN!!!!

[@elbichomio8399]

I love your series, but this one should have been left untouched. No one who saw this movie was expecting good dialog, for the plot to make any sense, or for any good acting. We just wanted to see 70 year old action movie stars from the 80's blow some shit up and kick someone in the face while spitting out one-liners.

[@elbichomio8399]

...yeah, and Daylight did suck.

[@calvcoolidge]

Of all the great, classic movies they've sinned THIS is the one you take issue with? The sequel to Expendables..

[@elbichomio8399]

zuh ?

[@606danco]

Nothing is untouched on the internet

[@162Jenni]

Charisma Carpenter isn't being a bitch to Buffy in this scene. Made my day!

[@Abominatrix650]

For the "Man and Knife" scene - no Assassin's Creed acknowledgement? Until Fassbender's movie comes out (which wasn't known about at the time), that was the closest we ever got to seeing anything remotely Assassin-like on the big screen

[@daleroberts6752]

No sins are valid these movies are 100% a-list action stars 1-uping eachothers movies using their lines. Its supposed to be an excuse to put action stars in 1 movie and have chuck Norris reference himself and kick major ass. If it were realistic it would be a shitshow of a movie.

[@Disatiere]

this is COMEDY *ding*

[@Kat957]

Yeah these are actually satire, and apparently pretty clever given how many people didn't notice.

[@granbarcasan]

100% agree 1 - cinemasins of expendables 2 almost equal cinemasins of hot shots 2, no sport 2 - 80s action heroes movie its not a sin, its the movie 3 - a parody of parody never worked 4 - angry but still love cinemasins always

[@NathanWubs]

Annoyed2013 Nah, Its just them being hypocritical. Its ok if they are doing movies, I do not like or find meh. But if they do my movie that I like so much! NO WAY, Cinemasins is wrong, comedy channel be damned.

[@Kat957]

***** I meant those movies were satirical lol. The "sins" were intentional (at least a good portion of them).

[@headbangben1]

'Hey, you know what people love? Sequels to movies they didn't really love. ' i disagree. nothing is better than some mindless action as bad as 80's and 90's movies once in a while. and even better when the same heroes are in it!

[@j.ackermann9110]

The only good things at this movie was the inside jokes...

[@kratoscallofduty]

+Mc Bragg Amen. I absolutely hated the Arnold/Willis line swap.

[@Fixxer315]

+kratoscallofduty I actually liked the film, but those lines were cringeworthy, as if they went out of their way to reference other films, no matter how little sense the exchange made. However, I fully loved the CS comment about ripping off Indiana Jones by having Stallone shoot the bad guy who was dumb enough to disarm himself for ego.

[@jeffreycurl4925]

I love your name