"This movie thinks that if it winks at you enough, you'll forget how ugly it is." That is the best way you could've possibly phrased that sin.
@konachan3110 жыл бұрын
yay! You watch CinemaSins too!
@alphaheisenbadger391310 жыл бұрын
What's your favorite episode of CS?
@RaptorNX0110 жыл бұрын
but at the same time, not one person going into these films wasn't waiting for said wink.
@Lamont-ym5gn5 жыл бұрын
I know a few girls like that 😂😉
@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite3 жыл бұрын
15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*
@haydenmckenzie14372 жыл бұрын
If you take this movie seriously your watching it wrong, it's a total tribute to all the awesome 80s action movies and I love every minute of em
@youmukonpaku9169 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest. Nobody who went to watch this movie went to watch it for the plot. We watched it to see the most over-the-top, batshit crazy, totally cliche, and testosterone filled badassness that is an entire action movie with a cast made up of the most badass action stars ever. And it was awesome... and no one cared. But damn it's funny to see how many things the writers overlooked while making this the most over-the-top, batshit crazy, totally cliche, and testosterone filled badassness movie we've seen in forever.
@aaaadit51556 жыл бұрын
Youmu Konpaku lol
@arthurneddysmith6 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe that you went to watch this.
@decay795 жыл бұрын
Your absolutely right, as with most movies you gotta watch em for what they are. Some movies you just dont expect anything but entertainment from.
@andrewgrulke74765 жыл бұрын
And this cannot be made more clear when Terry Crews Tells Arnold "you'll be terminated", Arnold says "I'll be back" twice and "Yippee ki yay" To Bruce Willis. These are obvious call outs to the movies that made them famous as action stars, and The Expendables is not trying to hide that one single bit. They even have Chuck Norris tell a freaking Chuck Norris joke!
@sukhkaransingh83695 жыл бұрын
This movie was so shit but it kinda worked cause it was never made for the current generation that actually thinks. Its made for the old guys and the previous generation as a way for them to cling on to their past
@thecheeze90019 жыл бұрын
This is actually the best of the trilogy in my own (worthless) opinion. Doesn't take itself seriously and has self-awareness in spades. Most of those "sins" is really just them playing on cliches of the 80's action genre.
@Bradgilliswhammyman9 жыл бұрын
***** I don't like the fact it shit on every movie these guys made that actually had character and longevity back in the 80s. Original Rambo was better than this nonsense.
@thecheeze90019 жыл бұрын
Ken Havens you're acting like those 80's action movies are untouchable holy objects. They're fine for their time, but looking back we find all their flaws. What's wrong with making fun of them?
@tokkiev.32349 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's a fun movie! Not meant to be good haha but what action movie is good haha?
@randysavage89799 жыл бұрын
***** Stallone wrote this and he played Rambo so i'm pretty sure he can take the piss out of it
@TheMAXIFOD9 жыл бұрын
+Ken Havens dude in one of the rambo movies, rambo fights 100 Russians, a couple of light tanks, while holding a 50 cal machinegun under his shoulder and surviving... if you don't see how epicly wrong that is, then you have no humor at all. also, they agreed to say these things, it's like you calling yourself fat, nothing wrong in that
@Munkenba10 жыл бұрын
I actually love this film, it's a big fuck you to the notion that every film these days needs to be realistic or plausible. If you pretend to be a kid again with toy soldiers and toy planes, it's a great film. This is what happens when you give a small kid a camera and a 100 million dollar budget for his toy box.
@juancamiloza10 жыл бұрын
Best comment so far...
@goldgamersuniverse10 жыл бұрын
i get what you mean. This movie was just pure 80's action with explosions and it was great
@TheMrBADGAS10 жыл бұрын
I get what you mean, but it is not really a Fuck You. And there is nothing wrong with a Action Film having a Story or being Serious (if that is what you are going at).
@MisterDutch9310 жыл бұрын
The movie was made by 60+ year old kids who wanted to bring the 80's back to theaters, and that's why I love it so much. Dumbed down action carnage, a man needs explosions once in a while!
@haydenmckenzie14372 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more
@Zbik0410 жыл бұрын
the fucking video was just released 3 minutes ago. its 17 minutes long and it already has a dislike. theres no way they watched all of it they just clicked the video and disliked it lol. i cant believe people actually do that
@IDiot-nn2ig10 жыл бұрын
Well in that case the 28 likes are irrelevant too.
@andrewhowe795010 жыл бұрын
someones got to have likes expendables 2
@philipchuky694410 жыл бұрын
People also liked this video before watching the whole thing.
@oompie81510 жыл бұрын
I. Diot the first sin alone deserves a like. :d
@kylearchuleta40310 жыл бұрын
I. Diot The joke at 1:13 earned my like already haha
@Kryptonater199410 жыл бұрын
This movie is a parody of itself, it doesn't take itself seriously and enjoys having fun, that's why I love it so much XD
@TheKeyser9410 жыл бұрын
Why people lie to themselves calling this movie a parody when no one in the cast, the director or even Stallone say that it was a parody, they really think that is a serious movie with a serious and complex storyline.
@Kryptonater199410 жыл бұрын
Because it is so blatantly a parody they don't need to spell it out, its satire of the movies' most of them are famous for. Why do you think there are so many inside jokes and cheesy scenes with Arnie and Willis; the film has fun, like Pacific Rim, hell when I was a kid back in the late 80's it was a dream for some of these guys to appear in the same movie, and I would have paid to have seen Stallone, Willis and Arnold mowing down bad guys indiscriminately with big guns. I enjoy clever films such as The Machinist, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Donnie Darko etc But sometimes you just wanna see classic action heroes quipping silly lines and mowing down bad guys because they are bad, Van Damme is called Vilain for Christ's sake! XD
@fungyfrog10 жыл бұрын
Kryptonater I totally agree, this movie is fun to watch no matter how cliché it is, its just a fun movie giving people a taste of what it would be like to see their favorite hero's join together.
@chasewilson369310 жыл бұрын
Kryptonater i wouldn't so much call this a parody because they meant it to be a parody, i call it a parody (not a very good one in my opinion) because the people making it are incompetent and think they are doing something cool when it just comes off as a lame parody. i had the same dream you did friend and by god did this disappoint me with the bad CGI, old action stars looking old, and just no emotion or fervor that their 80's movies had.
@Diedpied10 жыл бұрын
suckafool123 I take the film for what it is, a action-comedy, Stallone said that the Expendables series is for actors who are down on their luck to have a boost, that's all it is, a film that plugged a hole when it was released and is a Damme good watch too
@GODOFGUITAR21128 жыл бұрын
"This movie thinks that if it winks at you enough, you'll forget how ugly it is." God damn that line almost killed me.
@z304legend5 жыл бұрын
Not me. That lone he said was just eh. Doesn't he had others write for him
@wishbone34610 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the hell out of the Expendables movies. Of course that's because I accept them for what they are instead of trying to compare them to other genres of movies. If you're a fan of 80's action movies then you'll absolutely adore the Expendables. Hell, if you just go in with the mindset that it's going to be like an 80's action movie you'll probably have fun, even if you're not a major fan of them. However, if you go in expecting Oscar worthy performances and a Citizen Kane plot you'll be severely upset. I mean, the people who complain about it being "mindless" and whatnot need to stop. That's like going to see a Disney movie and complaining that there's too much "kid stuff".
@davidmitchell27614 жыл бұрын
it's a movie for people to enjoy some mindless nostalgia. Its escapism just like anything else , but if you weren't an 80s alpha male baby it probably just isn't your particular flavor of nostalgia.
@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite3 жыл бұрын
15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*
@Feelkkari10 жыл бұрын
What I loved about Expendables (besides them poking fun at themselves) is that they had a well thought out female character who was smart AND didn't need to be half naked to be attractive. Bonus points for her not being barely legal.
@Huckleberry8710 жыл бұрын
I still can't help but love these movies. The sheer amount of ham is worth it. Also, Dolph Lundgren.
@Huckleberry8710 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes he is.
@bayawolf10 жыл бұрын
ignorance is bliss.
@bayawolf10 жыл бұрын
***** How am I being a douchebag?
@bayawolf10 жыл бұрын
***** I wasn't acting smarter but I understand why you perceived me to be that way.I was being sincere about how being in a state of ignorance brings you happiness.An example is when you were a little toddler.You had no other problems except for when you were hungry or had to take a bath or when you did something wrong and knew that you had to face the consequences through a spanking from one of your folks but as you grow older you learn new things and have to overcome even bigger obstacles thus IGNORANCE IS BLISS.
@Huckleberry8710 жыл бұрын
We really don't need to be arguing about this. Basically what Michael Baya was reffering to is called Suspension of Disbelief. Where you ignore the obvious flaws or pseudoscience for the sake of enjoying what you're watching. Which I do when I watch Expendables movies.
@phoenixdzk2 жыл бұрын
JCVD played Jean Villan in this film. When part 3 was in the works he wanted to return as his evil twin brother, Claude Villan. Ridiculous yet so funny I respect it
@Jayme8 жыл бұрын
I was expecting all the sins to drop to 0 when chuck Norris came in. Lol
@canismajor11868 жыл бұрын
+JimmyP I agree.
@thecopercoper55338 жыл бұрын
+JimmyP I expected all the sins to triple when Chuck Norris came in.
@jakethomas12798 жыл бұрын
+JimmyP That airport scene reminded me of the russian airport massacre in call of duty
@Fixxer3158 жыл бұрын
+JimmyP Chuck Norris is immune to sins.
@Zamolxes778 жыл бұрын
+JimmyP ROFLMAO, me too, well at least take 10 sins off !
@AliG62520109 жыл бұрын
Sin for giving chuck Norris a gun, motherfucker don't need no gun HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!! Chuck Norris once threw a grenade, killing 2 black ops helicopters, 3 tanks and 40,000 nazis. Then the grenade exploded.
@larryjake77839 жыл бұрын
AliG6252010 Da fuq? You mean Chuck Norris threw himself and killed 2 black ops helicopters, 3 tanks and 40,000 nazis. Then they exploded.
@Lyoko1049 жыл бұрын
Wrong grammatical usage of the word "killing".
@AliG62520109 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know I aint so good with da grammer
@PrototypeNinja169 жыл бұрын
AliG6252010 *Grammar*
@nobodyfromnowwhere75109 жыл бұрын
go write a book on grammar then shove it somewhere interesting honestly.....
@chaoscal739910 жыл бұрын
Lol as much as this is so true, expendables wasn't designed to hav a plot, it's just about killing and blowing shit up!
@debbieblackman36508 жыл бұрын
Poor Baby Thor. Between this and the Hunger Games. Do expendables 3 please
@carbayoutube42308 жыл бұрын
Baby thor...I laughed
@JustinEvitable8010 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris wasn't in Expendables 2, the movie just wanted to be around him.
@KnightsaysNi10 жыл бұрын
Ha! Also a better Chuck Norris joke than the one he painfully delivered.
@TheJollyKraut5 жыл бұрын
...and casually filmed him during his morning routine
@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite3 жыл бұрын
15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*
@ryano609410 жыл бұрын
In the hold-up scene, Van Damme had the expendables lying on the floor, face down, unarmed, at his mercy, and after he killed Billy, he doesn't bother to kill the others as well. I mean, of course the Expendables would come back for revenge! I know Van Damme said, "Fighting men don't deserve to be killed like sheep." But shit, it's so stupid to leave out loose ends like that.
@ryano609410 жыл бұрын
Also why didn't Statham and Stallone do that, "I'll take the four on the left, you take the two on the right" technique. Seems the Expendables are only unstoppable killing machines when the plot calls for it.
@angelmaxxx10 жыл бұрын
*Ding!*
@Wikingking10 жыл бұрын
Not to mention killing an unarmed and wounded Billy was pretty much the "sheep's way"...so Vilain isn't really a man of honour anyway.
@ThatOneAccount93110 жыл бұрын
So true. He's willing to kill his own henchmen which I presume at least some of them must be fighting men. And, you don't get to be the head of a criminal syndicate in Russia without killing "fighting men". And dude, you're a villain and here are people who want to stop you and will have more of a reason now, why not kill them!? Just ugh! I want to make a movie where the bad guy doesn't necessarily win but at least kills people when given the opportunity and like in real life, other good guys have to pick up the torch or just don't find themselves in stupidly dangerous situations that shouldn't happen considering all the technology they purportedly have! You can have a rocket launcher but not a machine to detect incoming aircraft? Just ugh. That's why Die Hard (the original) was cool (I know it isn't perfect) but most of what happened was withing the scope of plausible reality not all though. There are some BS moments in there but it is an action movie after all.
@jayroids62955 жыл бұрын
Whats worse is that when villain had a gun to Billy's head Billy was on his knees way out of the way so the team could have easily killed everyone without shooting Billy
@13DUH10 жыл бұрын
So if they acknowledge Rambo in the movie, does that mean Sylvester Stallone exists in the movie world (but not Barney)? If so, do all of Barney's friends notice that he eerily looks exactly like Stallone? And if Stallone exists in Expendables does that also mean that The Expendables movie exists in Expendables?!
@MrTheBlowx10 жыл бұрын
Expendaception !
@NitroVortox10 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. They're filming a movie, in a movie.
@LgiovanniF10 жыл бұрын
Man I think you just reset my brain
@Syntherios10 жыл бұрын
brain.exe has crashed.
@crispin-freeman10 жыл бұрын
TotalSynthesisX Did you trying rebooting it? If that doesn't work, the problem might actually be with your system heart.
@elbichomio83999 жыл бұрын
They're saving Mr. T for Expendables 4
@Disatiere9 жыл бұрын
nah Expendables 3 +1
@chrisnewman11709 жыл бұрын
Slender Mane 3+1 = 4 4-1=3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
@ginacivilized62756 жыл бұрын
Elbi Chomio No expendibles 4. No more!
@itsmrlonewolf4 жыл бұрын
Doubt it, they travel everywhere on a plane and Mr T ain’t gettin on no plane you crazy fool!
@isaacsmith68783 жыл бұрын
....wince
@RyeOnHam10 жыл бұрын
"... and I've pretended to be a sniper on many occasions."
@MTdaBlacking10 жыл бұрын
Who hasn't pretended to be a sniper on occasions?
@cediviannareeda43056 жыл бұрын
I've hidden under my brother's bed for hours at a time just to get a chance to grab his leg and freak him out, so I don't doubt this
@kleetus925 жыл бұрын
@@cediviannareeda4305 No shit, I did that to my college roommate he almost had a fucking heart attack.
@madenkind5 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Anonymous That's the reason non-Americans don't ever wanna live in America. You'll never know if the insanity is real.
@AbdulElHajIbrahim10 жыл бұрын
"Hurray for the good guys?" That's so perfect.
@marekvrbka10 жыл бұрын
It should be: Chuck Norris appeared, all sins cancelled
@4eyedphatguys10 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is an old has-been and is no longer slightly relevant to modern film
@betapop1110 жыл бұрын
Grant Matthews what about his legacy???
@Kibeeeeee10 жыл бұрын
There should be an added 10 sins for having yet another over-used action star from the 80's
@BAILEY551110 жыл бұрын
Grant Matthews chuck Norris faced off against bruce lee and is still alive. that's gotta count for something
@thespacebat10 жыл бұрын
More like an extra 100 sins should be added.
@One-Week-Wizard8 жыл бұрын
"We've got all of Planet Hollywood together. Who are they shooting at? Who cares?" But this is literally the premise of these films. Watching these films for their story is like watching porn for the plotline... If you came into this movie expecting Shakespearean prose and witty character interaction then I feel like you've got the wrong kind of movie. I watched (and subsequently enjoyed) the first two expendables movies because they gave me what I expected; a crappy, cheesy, wafer-thin plot which was promptly covered by boatloads of explosions, men exploding, bullets, men being hit by bullets and men being hit by exploding boats. As an action film they do their job.
@MasterShot-ke1mr8 жыл бұрын
real high explosive detonation don't have lots of fire.
@hardbadwolf75068 жыл бұрын
yuji
@MrMillionDub10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I need to watch The Expendables series at some point. I know it'll have nothing resembling a plot, but fuck it; I can get down with enough bullets, bombs, explosions, and stereotypes that'll make even Michael Bay envious. And besides, who can resist hearing huge action stars quoting and/or referencing other action stars' movies?
@00wolfer0010 жыл бұрын
There is some plot... but it's burried so far beneath the bullet casings left by this movie that no one cares about it. It's a fun movie to watch if you can turn your brain off.
@havenbrush710010 жыл бұрын
DO IT! They are awesome movies! Most movie's plots fall apart so badly these days that little plot is better.
@brendanjohn653910 жыл бұрын
Just invite a few bro's over and have a good time with them
@nattybatty610 жыл бұрын
Take your brain out and have some fun. These films are a whole load of big loud dumb fun and i love it.
@MrMillionDub10 жыл бұрын
Fry 'n' Die! Let's do it!
@BlitzFatty10 жыл бұрын
So two things are funny here: One, people criticizing a non-serious critiquing channel on their critiques of a non-serious movie. Two, the fact that people are genuinely insulting people who like this movie. It's a big dumb action movie. It's the Pacific Rim scenario. What were you expecting?
@MrQwertysystem10 жыл бұрын
Honestly all the recommendations about Pacific Rim were pretty much telling how shitty of a movie it is, but how incredibly good entertainment it was and that's why you should see it.
@RaptorNX0110 жыл бұрын
welcome to the internet. Where douchebags feel the need to insult other for liking something they don't.
@TheKrusader211210 жыл бұрын
Heheh Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke.
@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid10 жыл бұрын
it is like something cosmic should have happened when he did...
@TheOmegau10 жыл бұрын
Chuckception?
@BlackKraya8 жыл бұрын
I know it's not his fault, but I have trouble understanding a single word Stallone is saying.
@mrjohnjohn12196 жыл бұрын
Same... I wonder if it was just the audio?
@bl00dkillz5 жыл бұрын
@@mrjohnjohn1219 nope stalone has paralysis in part of his face since birth so talking can be unclear at times
@ferdonandebull5 жыл бұрын
No it is his fault... if it is technical well it is his movie. If it is diction it is his mouth..
@CamJames4 жыл бұрын
@@brunobruno-c1d yeah, he aged.
@CamJames4 жыл бұрын
brunosly bruno there's almost zero physical conditions that being in your 60s-70s wouldn't make worse. Your body stiffens and starts to wear down.
@fredericksweetenhue685710 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't even watch movies to think about plot I just watch it to be entertained
@venomsnake722010 жыл бұрын
you must enjoy the movies, not think about it. It's just an action movie and not a godfather...
@Alltehnamesaretaken110 жыл бұрын
***** Not necessarily, that sounds rather pretentious, are people who enjoy b-movies stupid?
@Fortstorm10 жыл бұрын
***** The only person that looks stupid here is you.
@HipToBeeSquare10 жыл бұрын
***** The point of most movies is to entertain, as long as he achieves being entertained who cares if it's from the plot or not?
@AlexBelanger10010 жыл бұрын
***** So you're an idiot?
@kittykatsmash10 жыл бұрын
I couldn't understand a word Stallone said.
@Costar5810 жыл бұрын
Which means everything's in order
@fungyfrog10 жыл бұрын
isitbecuzhetalks,likethisorsomthin?
@Rakshasa198610 жыл бұрын
HE BETRAYDA LAWR!!!!!
@ShirtUnderscore10 жыл бұрын
I could understand him better then Bales batman.
@Jose_Fino10 жыл бұрын
Is there any movie in which what Stallone says is understandable?
@ForgottenHonor010 жыл бұрын
Don't care, still love this movie!
@tadwinslo405910 жыл бұрын
because you were a little kid watching all these action stars back in the late 80s and early 90s
@ForgottenHonor010 жыл бұрын
tad winslo We all were little kids watching the '80s and '90s action movies back in the day. *sigh*
@tadwinslo405910 жыл бұрын
and thats why the next movie will do so well
@LiveWithEmory10 жыл бұрын
Nick Craig You must be in your 40's
@tadwinslo405910 жыл бұрын
i dont know about the other guy but me im 29
@tihspidtherekciltilc54692 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke negates all of the sins. Signed, Gen X
@87apizzi8 жыл бұрын
Actually liam hemsworths part of saving them in the beginning actually makes sense, its very common having snipers covering extraction points lol
@Ron_Zone4 жыл бұрын
“Watching CinemaSins for hours cliche.” -Ding!
@LeoJay3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but seeing all these action stars in one movie is like a childhood dream lol these guys are just so badass.
@jamesliggins891 Жыл бұрын
sure, but that doesn't mean the movie can't be well-written. people act like you can't have awesome badass stars in a film AND have it not be completely nonsensical. how awesome would it be if the writing *was* actually good?
@Megadriver9 жыл бұрын
Cinema Sins, "Russia" in the movie is actually Bulgaria. Check the license plates on the cars, the insignia on the helicopters, people speaking Bulgarian. How I know this much? Bulgarian XD
@RoScFan9 жыл бұрын
The movie was filmed in Bulgaria but the plot might be Russia. Though... I didn't really see any reason in the movie for it to be Russia. Or Bulgaria.
@eijiniizuma61849 жыл бұрын
RoScFan wasnt this movie set somewhere near chernobyl which is in the ukraine ?
@gorge30309 жыл бұрын
eiji niizuma It was almost completely filmed in Bulgaria !
@headhunter00259 жыл бұрын
Alexander Venchev This happens soo much though, I bet like 1 in 8 movies is actually shot on location.
@БориславаНиколова-ф6х9 жыл бұрын
I am from bulgaria too and my drandpa knows the boss of the airforce and he said arnold couldnt fit in the helicopter lolm
@steeltimberwolf10 жыл бұрын
Surprised there was no sin for how easily Stallone won against Van Damme. Considering that the characters they play seem to be an combination of the characters they played in movies and themselves in real life, Van Damme would have kicked the shit out of Stallone in any fight considering that Van Damme is for better trained in multiple martial arts disciplines.
@LgiovanniF10 жыл бұрын
Yeah but you know....rocky
@Neosfotty11710 жыл бұрын
That my friend is called 'Plot Armor'. It's indestructible but sometimes becomes defective near the end of a film.
@linkno110 жыл бұрын
Van Damme would only win momentarily. After that, Stallone would rise up back off the street, take his time, take his chances and fight Van Damme with a burning heart and the eyes of a tiger. It's like you've never even seen Rocky, dude.
@LgiovanniF10 жыл бұрын
Plus van damme Is all karate and ballet. And a weee bit oh kickboxing
@pk1391010 жыл бұрын
linkno1 Rocky would have died in Bloodsport. No boxer has ever won the Kumite. Therefore, Van Damme would win in honor of his Shidoshi.
@brucewayne667610 жыл бұрын
i fu**ing love cinemasins, the best channel by far
@JRChadwick10 жыл бұрын
You guys should do the "Sharknado" movies!
@CIubDuck10 жыл бұрын
There is only 1 Sharknado movie
@uberlol222810 жыл бұрын
Lukas Nordlund 2
@Rowbust10 жыл бұрын
oscar de la riva The first one was a show... (Maybe)
@JRChadwick10 жыл бұрын
Lukas Nordlund Then what was that "Sharknado 2" I just watched?
@Doctor-nk8eu10 жыл бұрын
it would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too long
@Nixus2379 жыл бұрын
I loved the over the top action scenes
@TheMMObro10 жыл бұрын
Props to jet li for making it into the category of America's most ridiculously overpowered, caricatured badasses.
@TheMMObro10 жыл бұрын
I know arnold wasn't born american but he's been an icon forever already and he's white and muscular. Nice to get some asian love in the mix and no I'm not asian
@Disatiere9 жыл бұрын
***** "he's been in murican films therefore his feats are now purely murican" please correct me if i understood you wrong.
@CherryPauper10 жыл бұрын
This is one of those movie series where you'll watch it and then forget the plot the week after.
@Dragonpit10 жыл бұрын
I forgot this movie had a plot before I had even heard of it.
@AnakinSolo170110 жыл бұрын
There's a plot?
@cynsin169910 жыл бұрын
I thought that they just avenge any important character that dies :/
@CharterForGaming10 жыл бұрын
did this person get so many like because of his comment or his name?
@sirensoundwave10 жыл бұрын
Really? A whole week? I got lost once I realized basic principles of cause and effect (and by extension logic) meant squat in this film. Soo...right around the 45 min mark give or take. My reward for letting my cousin pick the movie >_
@beingataco3710 жыл бұрын
You know the expendables is like that on purpose right?
@mateoostorero222310 жыл бұрын
Yeah but still counts
@cptKamina10 жыл бұрын
just because something is beeing done purposefuly doesn't make it good! don't you people understand this?
@Munkenba10 жыл бұрын
***** It's a lot of things but it's definitely not bland, the very purpose of it is to not be bland.
@RatOrchestra10 жыл бұрын
Alfred Munkenbeck In that case, it's an absolute failure, because it's bland as fuck. Throwing together a whole bunch of bland actors doesn't make them any less bland.
@na829110 жыл бұрын
"It's bad on purpose guys, I swear."
@punkiedoo874 жыл бұрын
Hemsworth: Id like to finish out the month, then I wanna go meet up my girlfriend Stallone: Where is she from? Me: Hannah, Montana
@NoxMonstrum10 жыл бұрын
What's with the hate for the Expendables? Who doesn't like to see their favorite action stars together in one movie? Probably people who don't watch action in the first place.
@anafmujeeb868910 жыл бұрын
Who cares. Deep in your heart..You know you wanted to hear Arnold to say Yippie Ki Yay. Admit it.
@JamesFritz18410 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who laughs so hard at the videos after his outro? Please make an episode of parodies like the ones at the end.
@illiminatieoverlordgurglek1408 жыл бұрын
This whole money is one giant inside joke. Which is why it rules. No pretences, just pure over the top stupid as fuck violence! :D But yeah, could use more mister T!
@Jordacar10 жыл бұрын
Here's what I wonder: In the first movie, Arnold and Sly meet with Willis to see who gets the job; Arnie backs out so Sly takes it. Presumably if Arnold had taken the job, he would have brought his team of badasses to the island to shoot the place up just like Sly did. Well now in THIS movie, here's Arnold trapped in some jungle so Sly's gang can rescue him. So WHERE'S ARNIE'S TEAM? ARE THEY BUSY? WHY ARE THEY NOT RESCUING THEIR LEADER/EMPLOYER?
@KnightsaysNi10 жыл бұрын
They ran into "The Predator"?
@606danco5 жыл бұрын
They were expandeble
@sajadhoxhaj66034 жыл бұрын
THEY GOT INTO DA CHOPPA
@MaCabaret3 жыл бұрын
They got taken out by the predator
@cameronmcallister76068 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris Joke... surely that's many sins off?
@darkevilazn6 жыл бұрын
Or a thousand extra sins.
@jasoncarter18696 жыл бұрын
Cringe moment for sure
@theriddick27355 жыл бұрын
Is Chuck Dorris actually cool? Or is it a so bad he's good cool?
@yungblac83365 жыл бұрын
@@theriddick2735 Chuck is god in human form
@GameHopping10 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris in a scene causes Sins to vanish, not increase. :p
@trainzchannel872210 жыл бұрын
Let me add some more sins: 1. 10:13 - Bulgarian registration 2. 7:59 - The guys in the bar were speaking Bulgarian, not Russian. Although it's probably okay because 99.5 percent of Americans can't tell the difference 3. 13:25 - Sofia airport 4. 14:03 - Bulgarian taxis 5. 14:09 - The sticker is in Bulgarian, not Russian. I mean, come on, I know Americans can't tell the difference between Russian and Bulgarian (I don't expect them to so no mean comments) but they can see that that's not the Russian flag...
@mrjohnjohn12196 жыл бұрын
As an American, I resemble that remark!
@ragingwolf24146 жыл бұрын
Actually, it the Plovdiv airport.
@Grim_Beard6 жыл бұрын
The 'plutonium mine' is Devetashka Peshtera, also in Bulgaria, which is worth a visit.
@JosephDGrant10 жыл бұрын
The ironic thing is that only one guy who is "expendable" died.
@SkotWhitman10 жыл бұрын
That's not irony, that a coincidence, regardless of what Alanis Morissette taught you.
@theunreadcomment983410 жыл бұрын
you should see the new one - there's a part where Statham is asking Stallone why they went to rescue Snipes. Stallone's response is "He's Expendable"
@MaximumPayne1210 жыл бұрын
LOL I really laughed hard with this one! Although I was expecting him to give the final fight like a thousand sins
@3Ravens9810 жыл бұрын
Isn't Expendables supposed to be a movie series that makes fun of action movie clichés and the mentality of most Online COD Players?
@davidptacek528710 жыл бұрын
Yes
@eleSDSU10 жыл бұрын
That makes it good or better? It's an awful movie, whether it's an action movie or a cliche movie is irrelevant, crap is crap.
@GearyDigit10 жыл бұрын
That, or it's just a bunch of dried-up old people trying to relive their golden years.
@3Ravens9810 жыл бұрын
Geary True, true
@grayfruit9 жыл бұрын
13:45 dear god, I think I'm starting to taste blood.
@sockbat2510 жыл бұрын
Jet Li IMMEDIATELY leaves the team at the start of the movie *ding*
@Beeenka10 жыл бұрын
should give one sin for Stallone's mustache
@Kritan19959 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris finds you. xD
@NestorCaster4 жыл бұрын
16:00.... that was a perfect edit: sound to scene and consistent with an already established sin!
@j.b.victor10 жыл бұрын
huge problem, they beheaded villain but he is still alive in the next movie anyways because, reasons
@jayroids62955 жыл бұрын
Actually number three has a different bad guy named Stonebanks
@trailersic10 жыл бұрын
Expendables 2 was better than 1, mainly because it was far more stupid.
@tadwinslo405910 жыл бұрын
i say the expendables 1 in the theater and had a small coke which at the theaters is like 50 gallons of soda and i had to get up to piss and when i got back the plot was over
@ca20mn10 жыл бұрын
The expendables 3 is the best just torrent it it was leaked
@thaiboypsp300010 жыл бұрын
The plot was over? There wasn't any plot to begin with lol.
@tadwinslo405910 жыл бұрын
Tyranitroll it seems like the plot has always been how many of these movies can they make people pay to see
@TheRealSandman10 жыл бұрын
Was it just me who actually liked this film :p
@zoeford511010 жыл бұрын
yup
@OMGEpyonistaken10 жыл бұрын
A bunch of people liked it seeing there's a third one.
@TheDoctorFF10 жыл бұрын
No
@kitsunekyubino934510 жыл бұрын
OMGEpyonistaken People don't have to like it for there to be a sequel; they just have to spend more than a certain amount of money going to see it, buying the DVD, etc. If the sales projections are good enough, they'll make any piece of crap. (Not that THIS is a piece of crap; I'm just sayin')
@kitchenmaster4310 жыл бұрын
Amber Forward Damn, you beat me to it.
@FatherMischief9 жыл бұрын
Nothing. Nothing is wrong with the Expendables 2. They meant it all to be there.
@Sheehy22310 жыл бұрын
I don't get why there's even an "everything wrong with" series for the expendables movies. Yes, there are a shit tonne of sins, but that's the point. The expendables movies are all about nonstop shooting bad guys and explosions and shit and manliness. I'll admit that I did have a few things wrong with it (Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't have enough screen time and character development). And for gods sake the bad guy is jan Claude van damne, how can you not like this movie?
@royk.934710 жыл бұрын
because people like me enjoy hearing cinemasins talk about how bad it is :D
@Shea35410 жыл бұрын
Roy K. Exactly! lol
@SouskueMadara10 жыл бұрын
You can have an epic action movie with a decent story line. It isn't that hard. I'm not lowering my standards for one movie so it will be held accountable just like the rest.
@Swordish10 жыл бұрын
No movie is without sin. Honestly, people are still not getting this? Making a EWW of a movie doesnt mean its bad, although this one is actually bad.
@MannuhFestIt10 жыл бұрын
Pointing out flaws doesn't equate to not liking a movie.
@jeffb-c10 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Chuck Norris is 71.
@theSlimification10 жыл бұрын
you mean 71 is Chuck Norris
@brendan811410 жыл бұрын
Slim Slize you mean 71 wishes it could be chuck norris, Chuck Norris is eternal
@theSlimification10 жыл бұрын
nice!
@Zamlphoenix10 жыл бұрын
brendan louis It would be interesting to see what will become of CN jokes when he'll die.
@Plutonic_Blue10 жыл бұрын
You know why they're are more jokes about Chuck Norris than Bruce Lee?...because Bruce Lee is no joke.
@revengedealer10 жыл бұрын
This movie knowing does not take it's self serious and makes all kinds of inside 80s movie jokes...which is why I love it. And I was born in 91 XD
@GDP999-z1u8 жыл бұрын
What about the RED movies with Bruce Willis?
@yerd5336 жыл бұрын
Gross Domestic Plums they would probably be the most sinned movies yet
@k-popbiased105810 жыл бұрын
I feel like the "that's racist" laugh was totally real. Or maybe I'm just a romantic and it was planned. Either way, it was adorable
@firefly4f410 жыл бұрын
This film is in my "guilty pleasures" list. Yeah, I know it's stupid as hell and doesn't make a lick of sense, but it's fun so I don't care as much. I'd never say it's a good film, but I will say it's fun. The only part I really didn't care for so much was Chuck Norris' bit because I seriously hate that man.
@airbomb3410 жыл бұрын
17 minutes of professional nerd rage about a movie that didn't take itself seriously. Cinema Sin you just got trolled.
@JunkyardDong10 жыл бұрын
colebowlin68 I don't think he's comment.
@beasty10810 жыл бұрын
dude he does this for any movie....
@ilight810 жыл бұрын
colebowlin68 ''you are comment'', nice.
@patricklowndes474210 жыл бұрын
You cant write bullshit and call it a troll
@KiraAotsuki10 жыл бұрын
I do believe Cinemasins would probably say.. "Even if it's a troll, no movie is free of sin"
@jamisradical9 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia The poem writes you
@appleseed29336 жыл бұрын
jamisradical this comment is 3 yrs old...so ill let it go
@ivailochavdarov68375 жыл бұрын
That is Bulgaria!!!
@Tesla_Death_Ray10 жыл бұрын
I dislike the criticism here. Those cheesy situations and jokes are pure fun and nostalgia. How do you see Chuck Norris slow walk in from the shadows in an action movie and *not* find it endearing?
@Mo14567810 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you're not taking the criticism seriously...
@Tesla_Death_Ray10 жыл бұрын
Xatu Master Race Of course they are joke criticisms, but for many movies he will explicitly give some "now don't get me wrong...." caveat. He never found any quaint charm at all amidst the cheese.
@Detailsmatter12310 жыл бұрын
There is no movie without sins so shut the hell up
@Tesla_Death_Ray10 жыл бұрын
Blackman and Robin calm your farm.
@killercaos12310 жыл бұрын
People can enjoy a fart joke here and there. Terrence and Philip come to mind. But when it turns all Michael Bay EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, girls, guns, girl, EXPLOSIONS, bad joke, bad joke, EXPLOSIONS WITH BIG FIRE BALL and the end.... It becomes boring and pure mindless.
@robertjensen45415 жыл бұрын
the norris joke was amazing lol
@MasterJalepeno10 жыл бұрын
in case you confused it with Paris Hilton! I was dying at that one! XD
@generico36610 жыл бұрын
The next Expendables movie should feature Justin Bieber as the villain. And there should be actual guns.
@stebsis5 жыл бұрын
C'mon, it's not very cool to shoot a girl.
@greyfinch25655 жыл бұрын
@@stebsis ohhhhhhhhhhhh dang! Shots fired!
@LokiGamerofMischief10 жыл бұрын
how the hell is chuck norris 70? he looks like he's in his 40's
@theepoopydoodoo10 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris, Will Smith and Pharrell all have access to the fountain of youth
@santaonthecross10 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet,
@LiveWithEmory10 жыл бұрын
RDV333 He's not dead, that's actually him. Check IMDb and Wikipedia.
@petemerriken91010 жыл бұрын
pie189 /\ DUH /|
@edwiniseman410 жыл бұрын
pie189 Joke went over your head there, bruh
@rubikfan110 жыл бұрын
still w8ting for harrypotter 6&7, lots of sins
@tatskaman10 жыл бұрын
Were you being serious when you put that 8 there?
@JoshCabatuando10 жыл бұрын
Tatskaman 8??
@rubikfan110 жыл бұрын
Tatskaman you sir, have not spend alot of time on the internet. try pronaunce it with the 8 in it. you see why we type it that way
@KumoCC10 жыл бұрын
rubikfan1 lol, he knows, it's more like you just discovered it!
@Pumpkin0_010 жыл бұрын
An 8 in the word "waiting", or any word at all, equals taking laziness and ignorance to a whole new level.
@Basil_leaves2710 жыл бұрын
The movie is supposed to be a cliche action movie
@gagagegegigigogogugu10 жыл бұрын
Doesn't make it any better.
@Luvie198010 жыл бұрын
Nine-tailed Fox Thank you. I am tired of being defending this horrible movie.
@Basil_leaves2710 жыл бұрын
Dylan Morrison It's not supposed to have good writing
@blazelmtdedtn9 жыл бұрын
you titled this wrong, this is why its awesome.
@RoScFan9 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@martinlisitsata8 жыл бұрын
i check the map ukraine and bulgaria are outside of rusia and on opposite sides of a sea, how on god's green earth you end up with a new language
@thomasthedank63858 жыл бұрын
I Live in Bulgaria :)
@The_Raven_1688 жыл бұрын
+accidentally in love The movie was shot (at the very least partially) in Bulgaria. I'm guessing not all of the extras spoke English and they came up with this bullshit excuse for them speaking BULGARIAN.
@Stryke6078 жыл бұрын
I think the movie didn't care too much about the correctness of places ...
@anthomer4415 жыл бұрын
I mean I dont disagree re: the films desire for facts being low, however, it's perfectly possible there is a bulgar/ukrainian mix, considering: 1) they're both slavic peoples/languages 2) while Romania is slapped in between them now, there's still a relatively small water & land journey at the thinnest point 3) the Bulgars, as a people migrated through the Ukraine to reach Bulgaria 4) from about the 15th to the 19th centuries the regions of the Ukraine & Bulgaria have bordered each other through numerous superpowers (the Ottoman Empire, Lithuania, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, the Russian Empire) meaning these areas were prone to forced re-settlement and migration as a result of the lands constantly changing sovereignty (I think "the Ukraine" translates to something like "the middleground" even to emphasize this) 5) as a result of the above factors, there's still a not insignificant population of bulgarians in the Ukraine.... Meaning its perfectly possibly for a cross-language... there might even be one, although I'm not saying there is because I dont know.
@eltoro7474 жыл бұрын
@@anthomer441 Your theory is wrong. You know how I know - because there is NO such a "cross between ukranian and bulgarian dialect". It doesn't even make sense, it is like claiming there is a cross between italian and french because they are both romance languages. (Also the language the Bulgars spoke was not slavic and is extinct.)
@xqiuvmah5 жыл бұрын
9:47 that is definitely worthy of 100 sins removal
@CommanderCobra3608 жыл бұрын
Bros gotta bro
@navshard88878 жыл бұрын
+Solid Snake Bro, for bro
@silhouette_a8 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh
@25thdrummerboy Жыл бұрын
Hearing that king cobra line come out of Chuck Norris’ mouth got an out-loud chuckle from me. I didn’t know I needed to see that in my life.
@dalekusa10 жыл бұрын
Lost sin: Why does Barney always sound like he is drunk in this movie?
@tadwinslo405910 жыл бұрын
probably because he is drunk
@Morgaz9110 жыл бұрын
Stallone was born with a defect hence why he talks like a drunk
@stevenwright271610 жыл бұрын
Morgaz91 in that case what does he sound like when he's drunk
@tadwinslo405910 жыл бұрын
steven wright i dont think that will ever happen
@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid10 жыл бұрын
***** *rainbow* the more you know!
@Chimcharlover1310 жыл бұрын
To be honest, all of those puns actually made me laugh.
@AbstractZealot10 жыл бұрын
What? No bonus round for every old ass movie quote?
@nastybedazzler5 жыл бұрын
"Hey somebody left a bloody head over here! Fucking SICK!" I have seen every single Cinemasins video like 80 times, I let them all play on while I'm working around the house and it NEVER gets old or unfunny. Keep up the great work guys!
@TheCephalon9 жыл бұрын
Actually, motorcycles do go perfectly straight without a rider wit only minor sway
@ArcturusMinsk9 жыл бұрын
TheCephalon although the reason for this are still debated as it's not gyroscopic forces that keep the bike straight. but one thing is true, and that is that a bike will right itself as long as it's moving.
@renendarkfire9 жыл бұрын
+TheCephalon I came here to say the same thing.
@Zamolxes778 жыл бұрын
+incarnedine It is due to gyroscope like effect. The front wheel spins - its basically a gyroscope, meaning it will resist outside forces trying to change its state. So as long as the bike doesn't suffer some sort of sharp impact, it will keep going forward and straight.
@aloykatos9 жыл бұрын
Do expendables 3, need some Mel Gibson fun
@captainforrix9568 жыл бұрын
+Mc Bragg wait.....Gilbert is in that movie? please tell me he is important
@vontosmagicmurderbag26118 жыл бұрын
Wait....have they done any Mel Gibson movies? I don't think that's a coincidence that they haven't.
@allthebanter93168 жыл бұрын
+Vontos' Magic Murder Bag they did signs
@noahtodd90458 жыл бұрын
They did Thunderdome
@bagman41458 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@Moneygetjealous8 жыл бұрын
Who directed this movie? Larry the cable guy?
@touchgrasspeep8 жыл бұрын
Simon West
@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf8 жыл бұрын
No, it was..... Chip Douglas.
@claudebishop66877 жыл бұрын
Terrible acting by terrible actors
@gravydog556110 жыл бұрын
i love how you mention Buffy the vampire slayer in your videos, god i loved that tv series XD
@TXFDA9 жыл бұрын
The Expendables movies are stupid. Reallllly stupid. But they're also fucking awesome, so fuck it. Sometimes you just have to sit back and enjoy some senseless violence and explosions.
@Carphil079 жыл бұрын
TXF Thats exaclty what Stallone thought about lol
@Tyranee10 жыл бұрын
Both Expendables movies were flawless, I don't care how many sins they have.
@owenhughes551410 жыл бұрын
He's obviously a troll... Hopefully.
@danielskrivan692110 жыл бұрын
Superman13195 Expendables was a great movie. It had flaws, yes, but it was good action. Expendables 2 focused too much on the inside jokes and the action scenes were largely like in this video: good guys shooting, then bad guys falling over. I think the difference is the first movie tried to play itself straight and this movie didn't take itself seriously at all. Some good action, still, but not nearly as good as the first. Number three looks good in the previews, but we'll have to see...
@Tyranee10 жыл бұрын
Superman13195 Lol I'm dumb for not liking the same movies you do? Get off your ego driven highhorse.. Even I can admit this movie has a ton of flaws but despite all that I had a lot of fun and I would watch it again.
@Hachiae10 жыл бұрын
Owen Hughes you dont know what trolling is
@EpicSauceWithChicken10 жыл бұрын
Tyranee's Domain - Home of the Let's Dub Project! You say that, but you also said this: "Both Expendables movies were flawless, I don't care how many sins they have." These two statements do not add up...
@162Jenni9 жыл бұрын
Charisma Carpenter isn't being a bitch to Buffy in this scene. Made my day!
@tatsukagemarou Жыл бұрын
The "oh Billy" outtake is possibly my favorite outtake of all time 🤣😂
@TrevorMerrillD10 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling The Expendables series was a test by Hollywood to see how moronic they could make a movie and still make bank at the box office due to literally nothing but guns, explosions, and one-liners. To everyone who claims to love this movie: congratulations, now Hollywood knows that they no longer have to give a shit because people are too dumb to care about things like characters, plot, physics, or even real humor. All they need are loud noises and nostalgia and they can buy golden hot tubs for the whole staff. And its all thanks to you.
@TheKeyser9410 жыл бұрын
Well, that existed since the Original Star Wars.
@DanielRichards64410 жыл бұрын
That was the mentality I had going into the first one, but to my surprise I actually enjoyed it, the second was the one liner and the new one just blows, don't waste your time.
@Gonzaga7810 жыл бұрын
I'm speaking for myself here, but i was curious to see these movies because of all the 'classic' action stars...
@Mercurius1910 жыл бұрын
To be fair, though, just look at all the success Scyfy has been having with Sharknado.
@Feelkkari10 жыл бұрын
I think you're taking a movie meant to be tongue in cheek a little too seriously. And I thought we knew people were dumb since the first Transformers movie.
@Dancerama68 жыл бұрын
You guys really should have done one for the third one
@guyonacomputer126110 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris making a Chuck Norris joke makes it all ok...
@lavenderelephant23410 жыл бұрын
Actually, they stole that from ST:TNG - Season 2 finale, Riker makes the same joke.
@guyonacomputer126110 жыл бұрын
LavenderElephant I did not know that, but still, Chuck Norris made a Chuck Norris-esque joke. Still worth it.
@wlthomas678 жыл бұрын
The Expendables are like CinemaSins...not to be taken seriously. EXPLOSIONS!!!!