Everything Wrong With The Expendables 3 in 21 Minutes or Less

[@b.elzebub9252]

Say what you will about these movies. I love the fact that they actually managed to get ALL the 1980's/1990's action heroes in on this. It's such glorious over the top 1980's style cheesy action. One giant wink from these guys to their audience.

[@CopShowGuy]

That's the huge draw of these movies. Definitely not the plot.

[@bent3736]

You mean one giant paycheck to these guys from their audience

[@SolCresta3405]

I love this franchise as well. Which is why I'm hoping this fourth installment goes out with a bang, no matter what people say.

[@alvexok5523]

Yeah, this was one coolass reunion, Sly Stalone, Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes, Kelsey Grammer, Antonio Banderas, and yes, Arnie. Did I miss anyone?

[@SolCresta3405]

Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture...@@alvexok5523

[@east4246]

I loved Wesley Snipes joke of him being in jail for "Tax Evasion".

[@KareemHarper]

I don't care what anyone says, it was at least great to have Wesley Snipes back and having fun hamming it up with an ecentric character.

[@LouiepTv]

Facts!!!

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

100%😊

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

100%

[@luisgomez8635]

What was "anyone" saying? Not once did I ever see anybody opposed to his being in the movie.

[@air03man]

Brought to you by “expendables 4” in theaters this weekend

[@WatchitforDays]

You really had me cracking up referencing that whisper whistle again during the battle

[@matthewpayne5114]

# 30 sin. Every 5th round is a tracer round. So every round you see glowing there is 4 rounds fired in between them.

[@Diggy22]

Under-utilizing Wesley Snipes is a humongous sin. Also, I loved the Demolition Man and Assassins references at the end of the vid. Two of my favorite movies, and the onscreen reunions were definitely high points 😁

[@killswitchripper8352]

Bro killed me with the whistle part TWICE !!! 😂😂😂. That’s why I watch you

[@jamalwest7658]

The real Sin is that Stallone can find roles for Dolph and Wesley but nothing for Carl Weathers

[@DangerousParent]

An exceptional observation my friend👌 It would have been great if that had been mentioned in the video.

[@dikariallen785]

I was just sayin that

[@cranstonhunter2163]

I feel like it would have been great to see him as the main villain in part 4

[@rhys5447]

He’s too busy making stew

[@DangerousParent]

😆 Yep! @@rhys5447

[@ThatFanBoyGuy]

I agree. The biggest sin of this movie is that it did not cast the next generation of action movie stars for the young crew. Cast Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, or Chris Pine...pretty much, anyone named Chris...but not this crew. Also, throw in another sin for not bringing Chuck Norris back and giving him an actual martial arts scene instead of just shooting guns.

[@corbin_4738]

You can't have Chuck Norris tho. Haha! When he shows up it's game over.

[@fluffyfang4213]

@@corbin_4738 That's why you have him only show up for a final completely unnecessary knockout punch. Possibly without elaborating how he got there or why.

[@scottb3034]

Hemsworth's brother was already in the series...i guess that could be incentive but also a deterrent for that one. And really Hemsworth and Pratt are the only true action star Chrises... (Evans and Pine either haven't been major action guys or have branched out more). Could maybe try someone like Sam Worthington and the Rock for it. An older action star they haven't cast either is Samuel Jackson....

[@alvexok5523]

12:55 - 13:10 - Mel's character Riggs in Lethal Weapon 4 called the 4 "Fathers of organized crime" Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Fucko.

[@ChR0nos_7734]

3:53 well that's because the bullets you see are tracer rounds which are every 5th or 10th bullet in the belt or magazine

[@jestucker2268]

came here to say this - Normally, you put 1 tracer every 3-8 shots so that the gunner can see where he is shooting. Typically the loadout is the 8th round, at least in the American Armed Forces.

[@zeobide]

Thank you for that. I never knew that was a thing people did. Interesting solution too.@@jestucker2268

[@coolguyyy9071]

And back with another episode of “we haven’t sinned this one yet?”

[@leonpaelinck]

Because this movie was forgetabble AF The only reason we remember it now is because the trailer of the 4th movie made fun of this movie

[@AlexSeverinski]

Because it's also an episode of "Cinemasins does a video on a movie when a sequel/remake of said movie is coming out".

[@NotTheGrimmReaper]

@@AlexSeverinski lol all review/critique channels do Who cares lol

[@LTJfan]

The first two was always be the best...but 3rd one does have some good moments

[@justgoodgameplay3792]

17:17 that whistle took me out 😂

[@cutiepie6796]

THE BLADE MOVIES WHERE AWESOME AND IF IT WASN'T FOR WESTLEY SNIPES, MARVEL WOULDN'T WENT BANKRUPT SO I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DISRESPECT THE BLADE MOVIES

[@randallflagg3700]

About the sin at 18.06, *"Did he just... leave his knife in that guy?"* ... well yes, it wasn't Christmas' knife, it's was Krug's. Krug is Stonebanks bigass henchman played by Ivan "Rampage" Kostadinov, who also played an henchman of Jean Vilain in Expendables 2. You could see that huge knife/brass-knuckle combo hanging from Krug's side during the movie, and he finally used it during his big fight with Statham.

[@mo4090042]

Ive waited so many years to see if you would take a sin off or sin the tax evasion joke 😂😂😂😂

[@phoenixdzk]

Biggest sin in this movie was taking Terry out early. Spent the whole rest of the movie expecting him to show up. Banderas was lots of fun as always though

[@endersblade]

To think, they managed to get both Lungren AND Lungren's arms to agree to this movie. That takes some casting prowess.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Especially counting that he's been trying to beat cancer. Fairly recently, I believe. :/

[@Dakuta12]

as a tank person I can honestly say that there are so few tank scenes in movies that it's always welcome to see a tank do ANYTHING at all in a movie

[@alvexok5523]

The last tank I saw do something shot at Cleveland's house, "no no No NO NOO!!"

[@AnikMonette]

I almost didn't get it coz avatars are so small on a phone! Had to squint a bit...😅

[@agalah408]

Tanks for the memory

[@sladewilson9718]

You gotta watch Fury bruh, incredible tank scenes. I think there’s a film about the German tank unit too, panzerfaust or somet like that👍🏽

[@burneracc2567]

And HE ammo going off actually looked like HE ammo going off for once. Usually it looks like a jerry can full of gas exploded with massive fireball in movies (Transformers, lmao).

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

... how have i seen this movie so many times, and it took Cinema Sins to realize "I am the Heg" is a reference to Dredd

[@ElijahRock92]

Bonaparte’s “whistle” is hilarious. 😂

[@danjonmills]

Surprised Kelsey, who is such a musical talent, can't whistle for shit.

[@thedashingscoundrel]

I was a part of the film crew, it was filmed in Bulgaria and it was a shit ton of fun.

[@guyvizard549]

You essentially got to work on a non-Cannon Cannon film. I have a bit of envy.

[@Sleipher]

I think the "I am the haag" line was supposed to be a reference to the "I am the law" line from Judge Dread.

[@jondunmore4268]

You are right. Except for your spelling of Hague.

[@11alpha48]

@@jondunmore4268 Den Haag is The Hague in Dutch, so no biggie.

[@leonpaelinck]

*Den Haag

[@notanm6616]

Thought of this as well. Stallone just couldn't resist inserting call backs to his previous movies into the script.

[@jondunmore4268]

@@11alpha48-- Ah, interesting. Thank you.

[@icer1249]

3:50 thats actually realistic. there tracers that fire every 5 rounds. So for every tracer we see theres another 4 bullets you dont see. The lack of body parts being ripped apart tho no so much.

[@RandomTask]

i was hoping the “outtakes” would include Homer Simpson flying in the air with Ned Flanders’ speedboat.

[@rickyward6675]

Love The Demolition Man reference in the beginning of the outtakes 😂😂😂

[@shelleydwyer-murphy2281]

Good Afternoon Jeremy! This was SO good! (I forgot EVERYBODY was in this movie...) 👍🖖

[@johnmcdonagh9336]

You deserve the 3rd bowl of rice krispies after watching that. Saw it when it came out. Enjoyed Antonio Banderas and not much else.

[@daryl772003]

This movie has one sin. Sylvester Stallone made it PG-13. Every other sin kind of stems from that

[@DavidRay_40]

PG-13? What would've made it better?

[@daryl772003]

@@DavidRay_40 the first two were rated R. Sylvester made it PG-13 to try to reach a wider audience

[@nopenopenope131]

"This movie has one sin." In my opinion, this movie has an infinite number of sins. No amount of entropy, except maybe the heat death of the universe many trillions of years from now, could destroy it enough.

[@gm2407]

Sin or parody that we were approaching Demoliton Man sensitivity era?

[@nopenopenope131]

Forget The Godfather parts one and two, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, On the Waterfront, and 10,000 other films: Sly Stallone, one of the worst actors of all time, has made the near-perfect film with only one flaw. Apparently, Daryl, you have unearthed the secret to great filmmaking.

[@TAFR224]

Also at 0:27 when CinemaSins talks about the platform on either side of the track you will see that the track is missing its rail on one side (The "bottom" one) 😂

[@lonniestringfellow9854]

About every 5 rounds is actually a tracer round, so the bullets could be zipping through the Bodies, and you are just following the tracers.

[@Combatzx2]

how did you miss the,"I am the hague" line as a throwback to judge dredd, 'I AM THE LAW!!!'

[@vonarkesh2361]

I love all the silly cliches and references like "get to da choppa".

[@jaebee1121]

You're killing me, Smalls! Would you PLEASE do The Sandlot???

[@robertj.3383]

I completely forgot that I already saw this movie until I saw this video. I can't wait to see number 4.

[@trueaussie3097]

It absolutely sucked, top 10 worst movie ever

[@TheWarmachine375]

The Expendables are going for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

[@ripzoh169]

Wow I have literally been waiting years for cinemasins to do this. Do small soldiers next!!

[@Ayrshore]

"Does everyone in movies just automatically know how to park vehicles like they've arrived at the disclaimers part of the Ford commercial?" No. That's the action vehicle driver's job. ;)

[@TapChanek]

No movie chewing will be as badass as Jesse Ventura chewing tobacco in Predator.

[@alexbarlow7403]

Really really want to see cinemasins do The Sandlot, Dante's Peak, & That Thing You Do

[@yanorton]

Definitely Dante's Peak!

[@DanBrizuela]

While the pg-13 rating took away from the absolute carnage we could have had, it still had fun action scenes

[@Greaves1047]

I was on board and thought I might even watch this later because it seemed like absolute dumb fun, but dear god Arnie agreed to do the choppa line and that's worth a billion sins. That's crapping on legacy of cinematography

[@dimmadome7609]

3:52 The bullets are unlikely to all be tracers, that minigun is fiering thousands of rounds per minute, so not all the bullets are visible. Though the drop of blood point is still valid.

[@2nd_a_dad4791]

I Lol’d when Snipes is asked why he was in prison: “Tax evasion.”

[@danielkalume4321]

I feel like the tax evasion joke should have had a sin taken off

[@nopenopenope131]

No. It's not funny or justified because he's a criminal. It's pathetic.

[@Brandtphenom]

Ditto

[@Brandtphenom]

@@nopenopenope131it is not bc the IRS is a mafia and illegitimate.

[@Dhep93]

Friendly reminder that this is the movie that tells us Jet Li and Arnold are lovers

[@maxtaylor8865]

4:00 I've served in the Swiss army and our standard was that every 5th round was a tracer and the rest normal ones. So you might really not see the people being shot (or only 20%)

[@jonnyson14]

I am the Hague is a lovely hidden way of quoting I am the law from Stallone's judge dredd 😂

[@niceguy169]

Sin 30: I'm no military guy, but my understanding is that the bright ones you can see are flaming tracer bullets, and are always a small percentage of the bullets - like 1 in every 10 bullets or 1 in 20. Meaning you can't see MOST of the bullets. Slow it down all you want, the idea is THOSE bullets are the ones hitting. :) OMG, totally forgot Stallone appeared versus Snipes in Demolition Man! Awesome outtake, LOL! These movies are such bullcrap, but they are SUCH FUN bullcrap, LOL!

[@taurinstraiter2325]

I love the movie. I loved it since first watch. But important to note is that I don't have any nostalgia for the 70s / 80s or 90s action movies. I still manage to like the first and second Expendables movie as well. Side note, 2014 was a big year for Kelsey Grammer and his appearance in sequels, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Transformers 4, The Expendables 3, Think like a Man Too and others

[@CoalCreekCroft]

Oh, far out. Out of sheer Nothing Else On, I checked out the Expendable series a couple weeks ago (well, mostly skipped through) and was bummed not to have my CinemaSins on #3. (Especially ripe to watch them in tandem) Only took half a month for the request thoughtwave to register but flick still fresh in mind. Thanks. ("Now CONCENTRATE! Gal Gadot and a large pizza ... Gal Gadot and a large pizza ... Gal ...")

[@celeboria]

Also, Mel Gibson being billed at 6´3´´ in his C.I.A. file @ 10:17. 😂

[@eddieford9373]

As a "gun" and "punch" guy, yes! Yes we do. Not sure about "tank" guys though.

[@djmindcrasher]

No mention of that Mercedes Smart scene? (Which was the only scene I remembered from that movie)

[@razzle1964]

Sly stating he IS “The Hague” 18:57 was clearly a reference to his line “I AM the law” in ‘Judge Dredd’. Sin applicable, regardless.

[@PremierAutoMan86]

2:16 come on that deserved a sin off. Don't think Jeremy has seen the movie Life. RIP Bernie Mac.

[@spyroluver0951]

The jokes are so funny. Well done 😂 especially the whistle joke

[@Justin_North]

that is honestly about half of the sins I was expecting for this film.

[@TheWarmachine375]

When they go for a walk, they ask their enemies how's their health plan. Apparently it was great.

[@afernando2010]

Was that a Helsing Ultimate Abridged joke?

[@SeraphOC]

@@afernando2010 "Hey there, how's your health plan?!" [insert screams of terror and gunfire here] "APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!"

[@neroarchangel]

Ah, Alucard, Hellsing Abridged reference. Man of culture I see.

[@xamislimelight8965]

VERY enthusiastic walks.

[@kurthanke5788]

It would be fun, to hear your review of, 'Smokey and the Bandit'

[@ellisberry5984]

You missed the part where Caesar(Crews) yells " you better move your arses", then remembers to use the mic. And I've always wondered why, if Stonebanks (Gibson) shoots someone to get back at Barney (Stallone); why did he chose "the huge black guy", when the little white guy(Statham) is his best friend. Hmmm!

[@andrewblanchard2398]

the EXPENDABLES franchise is the ole people's version of the FAST & FURIOUS franchise

[@SolCresta3405]

The biggest sin: Making this movie PG-13.

[@TravisHouze]

Based on the writing i don’t know if an R rating would have saved this movie

[@SolCresta3405]

@@TravisHouze I don’t care. Don’t go in an Expendables movie expecting it to be like Mad Max: Fury Road, John Wick, or Top Gun: Maverick. Think of it more like an R-rated Fast & Furious movie.

[@leonpaelinck]

@@SolCresta3405 I don't understand. Aren't the first two movies you listed action-packed, R-rated films?

[@SolCresta3405]

@@leonpaelinck Yes, they are, which is why the fourth and perhaps final will be going back to basics by making it R-rated. But trust me, the CGI blood and gore was present in those movies too.

[@ShaunInce123]

My sentiments exactly

[@claysmell]

18:45 well "played" LOL!!

[@bjornf8518]

You do know that the light streaks are most likely phosphor-tipped tracing bullets meant to guide the shooter's aim, and not the only bullets flying, right? Just because the tracing bullets don't hit anyone, it doesn't mean the non-tracer bullets (i.e. "normal" bullets) also miss.

[@jliller]

Sin: everyone toasts "To Caesar!" instead of "Hail Caesar!"

[@Rurik_Luci]

4:00 Who gets to tell him? Do I get to tell him? When you're firing a large enough cartridge. Passing close to the human head is enough to cause death due to the pressure wave, resulting in bleeding of the brain.

[@robertmorris8997]

This movie exists. DING!

[@DonEBrooke32]

18:57 you clearly don't remember when Stallone played Judge Dredd, do ya? YOU SINNED THE MOVIE WAY BACK WHEN!

[@d00mbr07]

Im surprised they made 4 of these, but then again we have 10!! soon to be TWELVE Fast & Furious movies. Please sin Eight Legged Freaks, Halloweens almost here dawg you have no excuse

[@BigBerthaFromMerthyr]

Oh hells yeah! Sin the shit out of 8 legged freaks!

[@e.enriquez4589]

At least they are far apart 2 and 3 were released in the same year 11 years ago, fast franchise they release every other year it seems like

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

I didnt even know there was an Expendables 3. 😂😂😂 Is Wesley Snipes' career revived?

[@nestorsegoviajr.7249]

This movie was from 2014.

[@Gurra88]

Finally moved to a house instead of living under a rock?

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

​@@Gurra88I'm not chronically online or obsessing over action franchises I don't watch. Have a lousy day.

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

​@@nestorsegoviajr.7249good for it

[@eclipsehorse8693]

well kind of? Wesley has kind of been away in jail, doing time for tax evasion- would be GREAT to see more of him in the future

[@dennishutchins]

Missed a quip: Barney: "I am the Hauge". Judge Dread: "I am the Law."

[@shanemerrigan1994]

To anyone (this totally would have included me a year ago). They are sinning the Unrated Version. Hence (if you're like me) you may see bits of scenes and dialogue that is not in the Theatrical Version.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

I have not seen any of the "Expendables" films, but it definitely seems like the whole "let's get absolutely every 80's action star into this thing and just turn the cameras on. Also, don't furrgedd dee 'splosions!" :) This is... fine, but also... this is NOT fine because everyone would do better to just watch "Airforce One" or "Rocky" or "Universal Soldier", or "LIONHEART"! Yeah. Especially "Lionheart". Best JCVD film ever.

[@samfields3086]

Wesley Snipes is a legend and he came into the franchise at the right time

[@HbEthan.]

I am the Hague is a dredd reference 😂

[@EulalioMagana]

They should have Danny Trejo and Antonio Banderas in an Expendable movie

[@apokailyptic2899]

Wdym? Antonio Banderas was in this film lol

[@WisdomVendor1]

Did you say unending gun noises and people falling down? Oh, every John wick movie.

[@guywilliams6569]

Gotta love the "LIFE" reference!!!

[@DarthTUK]

Please, do Nimona.

[@reignsuprememedia6820]

With all the sins in this movie series included was actually fun and great for the retro hero fans

[@JinFreeks]

SO, fun fact about aviation and particularly Kerosin. Open fire and smoking is prohibited, sure. But it's not actually such a big deal. For Kerosene to catch fire it takes a decent amount of heat. Yes, it's flashpoint is "only" 38 °C (100 °F) but for it to actually ignite and keep burning you have to keep that heat on it for quite a while as it's auto ignition point is only 210 °C (410 °F). So a cigarette will just drown in it, or produce a small puff. It's the Kerosene vapors that easily ignite but even those aren't that volatile. The safety precautions are there for the "what if" case as aviation is very focused on not damaging anything. Just for reference, Gasoline's flashpoint is -49°F (or -45 °C). What I'm saying: Smoking in a Hangar isn't as big of a danger source as you might think.

[@paradiseregaind]

I love these stupid movies. This one was actually my favorite. Gibson and Snipes were awesome.

[@subparspellr9360]

Can we get a sins video for the descent? I feel like you'd have a field day

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

This movie does not contain Carl Weathers, Mr T or Hulk Hogan...DING!!!!

[@robertagu5533]

If only Mel had pulled out a Tomahawk an Bowie knife in sin 143 at the end...

[@AkiiAsh]

Ill just watch old episodes just like ERB

[@rmannayr2129]

THESE MOVIES ARE SO EXPENDABLE!

[@trikky2.2]

Love the channel, can't wait for Barbie / Oppenheimer double play :)

[@YakAttack915]

Sad trombone was the best

[@CodyRushDriving]

Casino and/or restaurant tables are bulletproof cliche ftw!

[@thebandz0116]

I search this last week but now here it is thanks man

[@elliot438bcfcVTEC]

3 is definitely the worst but I still love it. I have tickets to 4 on Friday.

[@nachtschatten8710]

Well, then you will appreciate 3 a lot more once you come out of cinema. I just did and oh boy, I need to rewatch the other parts to remind me of how much fun "The Expendables" originally were.

[@trueaussie3097]

You’ll think 3 is great after you watch 4 because that absolutely sucked

[@elliot438bcfcVTEC]

@@trueaussie3097 I know I watched it the day it came out and was only 2 other people in the showing😂

[@trueaussie3097]

@@elliot438bcfcVTEC I just seen it a couple hours ago and it was pretty empty in there and I can see why 😂

[@ravenrose5712]

Love this so much, but the Arkham Knight at the part made me fucking die, it was the best.

[@Torfindra]

Please sin "The Last Unicorn" (even though it's perfect).

[@ParksandPosh]

The fact it exists. Saved you some time.

[@thesonicpurveyor]

Cinema sun number one... a 'Biro' isn't a brand, it's the actual name of a pen with a ball in the tip🙂

[@5FtOfRage]

I still don't get why out of the blue they decided to make another Expendables movie

[@eclipsehorse8693]

Stallone wanted to continue the franchise, EX4 was an on again off again project, and the script got passed around quite a bit- so it wasn't just an 'out of the blue' thing :)

[@theotherone9416]

Ever thought about doing Dogma? I love that movie, it would be nice to have you guys ruining it