Everything Wrong With The Girl On The Train

[@KeriAnnBanjo]

They couldn't name the movie "The Girl Who Only Makes Bad Decisions" because I never gave anyone permission to use my autobiography

[@j.b.booker7912]

Keri Ann / waka waka

[@larryjohnson1173]

Keri Ann would you be willing to make one more? because I also get so shit-faced and end up on a train, obsessing over people who just came out get some fresh air. If you can buy your own train ticket, I'm willing to allow you to join me in my Misadventure... I'll save you a seat.

[@encycl07pedia-]

I'm pretty sure if you only made bad decisions you wouldn't make it to 18. But sure, your life sucks.

[@angryyogbuscus1578]

Keri Ann You shouldn't have posted this. This was a bad decision.

[@D_YellowMadness]

Pan's Labyrinth is already that movie.

[@bobbydowney7169]

I can't enjoy a movie anymore, all I hear is your voice in my head counting out sins.

[@firestonegraywolf]

Bobby Downey so true

[@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165]

Or even a fn TELEVISION show, lol!! 😂😂 Thx C.S.

[@lonedragon3261]

I'm kinda glad I don't get out to the theater much...I've developed a habit of saying "Roll credits"

[@andreichirila2949]

the number of likes on this post is perfect, given it's nature

[@49hat]

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[@arancienne]

The real sin was having it set in New York instead of London like the book was.

[@JusticeforLiberty]

London is just way to dangerous to film in.

[@treehuggerkyle]

I thought London was a made-up city. 🤔 #yesimkidding

[@Libellulaire]

@@JusticeforLiberty Yes, yes. London is more dangerous than the US. A country where people don't dare going to small parks when it's night time (even if it's only 6 pm) because of the potential gangs. In Europe we can walk around in the middle of the night, in the US they don't dare to, but sure, London is way too dangerous. You're ridiculous.

[@johnb5082]

@@Libellulaire um what In new york we can walk around all night and not have problems Media tends to stretch truths about living here

[@GreenBaldrick]

@@johnb5082 Europe, ANY part of Europe is safer than the US. Just accept it. It's not something that needs to be discussed. Google crime rates, google prison population, google laws regarding gun ownership, ask your female friend to spend a night walking around a shady NY neighbourhood and not having anyone approach her and then tell me how safe New York is in comparison to London or any other place in Europe.

[@theequinoxodyssey7501]

It's not a swiss army style knife, it's a wine key. A corkscrew. A bottle opener. And the use of this is quite symbolic, considering that her whole life gets fucked up because of her drinking problem. Poetic justice.

[@ciaransmith9270]

I was going to make jokes about trains but I lost track

[@stevendavies2382]

enough to send anyone loco...

[@giri1478]

time to mind the gap :P

[@Maikeru_Dabittsu]

I was going to replay to your pun with something punny but I lost my train of thought

[@darthsnow657]

I got that...

[@trashrabbit69]

I'll give you credit, train puns have a very narrow gauge to make them funny.

[@rowanbradley4526]

I can't unsee the husband as Gaston.

[@esztiszep6334]

lol

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

He's roughly the size of a *BAAAAAAARGE.*

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

+Obsidiron Pumicia And every last inch of him's covered in HAIR! :)

[@tjohannam]

LOL

[@ejedwards988]

Damn you for this image in my mind.

[@Rilaren]

Jesus, this shit was so confusing that even the sins were hard to follow.

[@Mimyakko]

Rilaren the husband did it and was tricking his ex-wife into thinking she was crazy because she couldn't remember anything from all the liquor over the years. that's pretty much it. kinda boring if it was actually played in chronological order

[@WhyIShootU]

Half the movie is made up flashbacks and general lying. It was so boring but my gf liked it somehow.

[@lukelane9608]

Rilaren agreed

[@Moonessence1]

Rilaren what was confusing?? It was a great movie

[@Mimyakko]

I mean, it at least tried to make you think. Sure the whole mystery was mainly relying on the editing, but I liked that it was different. I expected it to be better though

[@sayonarachinkoes3182]

"we're tied forever now, the three of us" by Tom's chlamydia. bwahahahahahaha XD

[@kk-kk352]

Lol

[@thesprawl2361]

That bit made me laugh out loud

[@alfonsoa.pacheco2422]

Died

[@anosjc]

I thought the same tied together by Tom's dick

[@liawatson5789]

This movie is weird and makes sex look gross.

[@luiiswanderlust9209]

does it has sex scenes?

[@liawatson5789]

My CRAZY diaries​ yes it does, most of them are unloving.

[@Aristocratic13]

+Carbon Ghetto Queen love your name, but the sex in thus movie was one if my proudest faps

[@Lishadra]

Carbon Ghetto Queen Sex *is* gross imo but only when it's shoved in my face in weird artsy movies.

[@HallowIsSmol]

Carbon Queen is sex gross? (14 year old virgin here....)

[@lazyperfectionist1]

I will point out that even having _consensual_ sex with co-workers absolutely _can_ get one fired under the right circumstances only because it constitutes unprofessional conduct. It reflects negatively on the reputation of the company. That's all.

[@breadeats]

It depends on job and yeah where you live in world. I can see how some big super snobby businesses fires your ass for it.

[@nikb.421]

yes. Actors do it all the time!

[@mallan6277]

Yeah especially if it's in the middle of a sales presentation.

[@claucemicro1080]

You do know your personal time and space have nothing to do with the reputation of the company, right? It might get someone fired under extraordinary circumstances perhaps, but I don't think the guy was a minister or a marriage counselor.

[@Mels0103]

@@claucemicro1080 Ok... the comment still stands. Having sex with coworkers is unprofessional no matter where you work and could end in termination. You should know this if you've ever had a job.

[@strawberryskygirl44]

Rachel: "the 3 of us are all tied together now" BY TOM'S CHLAMYDIA 💀😭😭😭😭

[@leklekjasmine416]

Alex Hilda lmao funniest part

[@heatherteague9511]

who has std here

[@58icarus]

At 3:50, the most ridiculous thing about that scene isn't the number of times Megan appears on her balcony, it's that any shrink - much less one already worried about losing his practice over an affair with a client - would EVER be on her bedroom balcony in broad daylight!

[@qwerty8382]

The book was brilliant and the setting really made it. The quintessential British semi-detached houses were as much of a character to me as the actual characters. The Americanised film shit all over it with those ridiculous giant American houses and the beautiful views. It was supposed to be a dreary suburb near London.

[@kawtharami2635]

I think it was too expensive to film it in London so they filmed it somewhere else. At least that's what I heard.

[@TheYasmineFlower]

+Anna john Doesn't make much sense - they could have filmed most of the stuff anywhere else and just pretended it to be London. They didn't need to actually film it IN London - there's pretty much no scenes in the book that describe something solely London-esque that they would have found no substitute for.

[@josephhillyard3040]

M L While I will admit the book was flawed and relied too heavily on murder mystery tropes. It was a thrilling and intriguing ride. Unlike the movie which is really confusing.

[@Qtrademark]

Yes, the book was so good but the movie did not do it justice. Especially, moving it from the original setting .

[@Forever_OctobersJ]

I thought the book was fantastic.

[@johnpaulroman3498]

All the women look the same. All the men look the same.

[@Klm49]

John Paul Roman -> agreed 100%! Was it intentional so that Emily Blunt's confusion would feel justified/possible? or just to mess with viewers?!

[@FrenkTheJoy]

For real, at one point when Jeremy was saying something about them discussing Megan's murder or whatever, I was like "That's NOT Megan??" Is it intentional they all look the same, or was this an oversight on the part of the casting department?

[@chelsea.1234]

Banjo Peppers Yep, it is intentional! In the book, Megan and Anna are described very similarly which adds to Rachel's (and the reader's) confusion about who she saw that night.

[@danrox1234]

I know right , normally I know whats going on but this movie just fucks everything I mean I had no idea who megan or anna was.

[@lanad133]

John Paul Roman yes.

[@miloutjechagny]

I actually loved this movie, didn't find it very difficult to follow. But i gotta agree with the names being a bit confusing, i ended up just calling them Traingirl, Scott's Wife and the Other Blonde

[@maylee-]

Hello Geronimo me too but during the beginning I confused the two blondes lol

[@julz3tt3]

Hello Geronimo they do look alike though.

[@rc4083]

This movie blows. Even without having read the book. It was fucking horrible and lazy writing.

[@JamesLM2006]

Which is why these horrible movies keep getting made. Because of people with really bad taste in movies.

[@miloutjechagny]

@@JamesLM2006 Not bad taste in movies, just a different opinion 😊 Remember, just because you don't like it doesn't mean your opinion is a fact! x

[@christophersheets5452]

Even with the "confusing movies" that I haven't seen before, I can usually piece together the plot after one of these videos. With this movie, I am absolutely lost

[@jakejanson430]

I deliberately watched the movie right beforehand and it isn't any better bud

[@christophersheets5452]

Critikal That's how I felt about Inception. Watched it the first time and got the whole story. But I haven't seen this movie before. And just watching the sons video made it incredibly confusing. However, I am in no way motivated to watch this movie after watching the sins video

[@Tarachvan515gy]

This video made me want to watch it. Wanted to know what the hype was about. I did, and it was pretty good. Don't know how it was confusing. It had several flashbacks, but those actually helped fill in gaps.

[@Exile97]

dude my girl wanted to see this so i took her, i have now seen this movie twice, and i am still confused

[@QoMSoL]

The story in this movie is clear as ice, wtf r u talking about? This "review" is actually a load of nitpicky bullshit. Especially coming from a guy that red the book :\

[@TheShortStormtrooper]

Man that movie went right off the rails by the end. I'll leave now

[@dippin4dots]

The Short Stormtrooper you need to train on your jokes. ok ill leave too.

[@TheShortStormtrooper]

Sorry I'll try to get back on track. I'll see myself out again.

[@yourmomiswithme3501]

The Short Stormtrooper these jokes are a train wreck. I'll leave too

[@pyrotactics5836]

Guys please stop derailing each other. Lets just be friends.

[@Galivent]

Train puns never run outta steam. I'll show myself the door

[@Clowntimes2]

missed the perfect opportunity to play Thomas the tank engine song at the end

[@KylerwithaC]

That would be so awesome

[@BiodegradableYTP]

Wow, this movie's a trainwreck.

[@WAEVOICE]

Yet we are not inclined to watch it.

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

Heh.

[@mr_mr4168]

Biodegradable and Josh please leave the jokes are to much

[@xZippy]

*I* wanted to make that joke...

[@mondaymorningquarterblack2492]

A trainwreck would have made this movie 100X more exciting

[@outcastalphagaming2512]

he should do sins on sausage party

[@щенок]

Aeson Jolin - It was actually a pretty interesting movie.

[@outcastalphagaming2512]

i know itd just be hilarious to see him sin it i wonder how many sins it would get plus ive kind of been hoping for it since i saw it

[@Michaelandthisisit]

it's just one enormous sin

[@Ash-ww8xg]

IKR!

[@elchemistgaming4975]

I'm trying to imagine how many sins he would give for the food orgy scene *shudder*

[@kittygrimm7301]

To me, the biggest problem is Rachel's accent vs everyone else's. I know the book is set in London (where travel by train is more common), so I was expecting Emily Blunt to keep her English accent, but it's clear that this adaptation made the stupid decision to set it in America, which raises this question: if she's divorced from her husband and has such a problem seeing him with his new family, why doesn't she just move back home?

[@ela5746]

Explained in the book! Once she even called her mother asking to come home but her mother denied her request.

[@kaedeess3266]

Ela , yeah her mom was really into herself & not supportive

[@kiwimusume]

I think OP meant that since the lead actress is British and the movie’s set in the US, it raises the question “if the protag has such a problem seeing him with his new family, why doesn’t she just move back to the UK?”

[@CopShowGuy]

@@kiwimusume Moving can be expensive :(

[@joshvente6898]

Even watching this I forgot who was who

[@user-iq2xn6uu2r]

"because of my personal abilities that i personally deem to be easy everyone who does not posses my abilities is lazy/stupid/incompetent"

[@loxurloxurs5517]

or maybe the movie sucks ...

[@reallynotdamien]

I feel like I watched the entire movie thinking that Anna and Megan were the same person... I mean, after Megan dies Anna literally does nothing of significance so I assumed Rachel was just seeing her... maybe I'm the alcoholic

[@Mrs_Funshine]

"Justin wasn't Theroux enough" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@treehuggerkyle]

MrsFunshine I lol’d at that too 😂

[@senakashiwazaki9822]

A movie about a train... And yet, we're about to have an Emoji movie. *sigh*

[@silentjoker45]

Sena Kashiwazaki so true

[@Q8Bart]

Thomas the Train :)

[@TheObsidianX]

Sena Kashiwazaki who wants to hear a story about a bridge?

[@angryreader8857]

Sena Kashiwazaki Fuck this train movie tho

[@laster509]

Sheldon iS happy about it

[@GiovannaMcneil]

I like to describe this movie as a lifetime movie with a big budget that can afford good acting and quality but damn the writers still suck.

[@thebitchisback2392]

Giovanna My God lifetime movies are the worst! I can literally feel my iq dropping when i watch one. My mom and sister love them.😒

[@twdahs4088]

Giovanna the book was amazing! The London setting was much better and the story was gripping! Read it in about a day. When I watched this at the cinema I was so disappointed. They ruined an amazing book with the 'Americanisation' and terrible directing.

[@Ghost_Recon_Actual]

We all know that a movie version of a book is not going to be as good, but THIS movie was total and complete shit.

[@mckenna8663]

!TWD&AHS! I just finished a 12 hour drive during which I listened to this audiobook. Had it BEEN an actual book I would have thrown it out the car window various times. THIS is a New York Times Bestseller??? RIDICULOUS. It stunk.

[@cleofaspingarron]

Discount-Jennifer Lawrence is way hotter than actual-Jennifer Lawrence

[@CoDCory]

juanga pingarrón you're right, I was mad when she died

[@CoDCory]

I can only watch this movie until detective Riley gets introduced then I lose interest

[@xlectraheart]

juanga pingarrón Obviously you're blind

[@julz3tt3]

juanga pingarrón TRUE

[@sultanalharbi6452]

Just slightly .

[@HECKproductions]

primary example of "we dont even wanna tell the story of the book we are just filming random shit and slapping a book title on it as a cash grab"-snydrome

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

HECKproductions Tbh the book really wasn't that interesting at all.

[@HECKproductions]

i didnt mean to imply that it is and judging by the movie i have no trouble believeing you that it isnt

[@Reefy222]

really? I personally thought it was a pretty good adaptation of the book.

[@maldonr2758]

nah, the book was just as bad.

[@leathehatless]

To be honest, the book was pretty bad, so if the movie was terrible, then it was pretty faithful.

[@angryreader8857]

'By Tom's chlamydia' fucking killed me

[@coolgirly08]

Actual Research same 😁

[@gameman9706]

mei is trash >:(

[@staciketchum9110]

Actual Research 😂😂

[@angryreader8857]

Gameman Mei = 😈

[@0DRippinG]

The murderer isn't even hot enough to have been with all those women, not realistic. It's just my personal opinion,I just don't find him very attractive(while reading the book I imagined him to be a real hunk and he's pretty average looking) and it's clearly not the only thing that was wrong with this movie. There's multiple examples of couples in which one of them (usually women) are better looking than their partners so attraction clearly isn't all about looks and mostly has to do with charisma, personality and how likable and reliable someone can be. The fact this man was that popular with the ladies was because he gave each of them what they wanted and he molded himself to be the perfect man in their eyes. He was a narcissist and that made him very manipulative, which is shown by how he plays all these women. PD: I have had my eyes checked and almost 3 years later, I still don't find him attractive 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@jenng1770]

That's your biggest complaint? lol

[@svinjamaria]

Honestly Scott was more attractive in my eyes

[@brianaguilar8283]

Did you know Chris Evans was originally cast to play the character?

[@TheStraightedge47]

Have you never seen the Jeremy Kyle show?

[@PR7-82]

He's much older than all of them but that is never pointed out

[@Dogan_TM]

Wow that movie looked like pretentious garbage.

[@emisthem6562]

You forgot the words 'slightly disturbing'

[@bopeeplauerent676]

+Deso Awi Lark only slightly

[@Dameyification]

+Deso Awi Lark mildly disturbing nothing more.

[@Dameyification]

+Deso Awi Lark mildly disturbing. nothing more.

[@JonnyRants]

Everything wrong with this movie? It wasn't based in England

[@tameekahraberah8057]

ScroogeOfSummer Yes!

[@shannon504]

2:44 that is the most Jennifer Lawrence, sounding Jennifer Lawrence acting, that any Jennifer Lawrence look-alike had done

[@xlifewritex]

they wanted jen but she couldn't do the role so they hired her lookalike. It was cheaper.

[@recenziifilmecinema]

Last time I was this early La La Land was still best picture

[@msrustyspatula8679]

Vlad Movie Recenzii OOOOOH burn!

[@willhales4277]

Vlad Movie Recenzii OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[@NotVeryAmusing]

deathisinevitable you really haven't heard that one before?

[@stevendavies2382]

turns out La La Land WAS best picture, but only for about 30 seconds.....

[@j.b.booker7912]

Steven Davies oddly enough thats about how long i lasted before i fell asleep watching la la land in the theater.

[@ChatiseE]

i had the best sleep during this movie! money worth it

[@helenadetroya9265]

I spent about 2 dollars on a pirate version... Still regreting it.

[@Daviddjx44]

Torrented it and watched it for free lol

[@helenadetroya9265]

I was so excited when I found it that my dad decided to buy it.

[@Aristocratic13]

When you say "sleep" do you mean rest or sex?

[@ChatiseE]

only a dirty mind would think that I meant sex xD

[@joelayoub2774]

"God damn stop introducing girls". Lamo

[@josephhillyard3040]

While I will admit the book was flawed and relied too heavily on murder mystery tropes. It was a thrilling and intriguing ride. Unlike the movie which is really confusing.

[@Lemur2016]

I LIKE TRAINS!

[@Lemur2016]

VROOOMM

[@lilmoist516]

Iz sp4ce gud dese tim3 ov y34rr?

[@agentham]

Lemur 2016 I like turtles.

[@emisthem6562]

*train mows down the comment section*

[@violetm_]

Even with CinemaSins breaking down this film, I'm deadass still confused with the plot. 😓

[@johnhammersmith7828]

I know you made this comment 2 years ago, but I'd still know what confused you about this movies plot. It's kinda confusing but pretty straight forward

[@thecatattheend2250]

Drinks're bad, mmkay?

[@NishaPerson]

This movie is an insult to the book.

[@kikogonzales5198]

Weiss Schnee a

[@witnessme4352]

It's a shame, too. Emily Blunt is awesome and they just wasted her here.

[@Chance57]

Witness Me you think she didn't even read the script?

[@livanbard]

that itself is an insult to literature.

[@蔡登宇-k6b]

Umm, what are Blake's comments? Did you gave her the book?

[@invnp]

What did the librarian say to the KZbinr? Read More

[@kekrom]

francis I GET IT LOL

[@jojonta2119]

Okay, that's pretty original xD

[@TheMysterieRPGguy]

Haha good one.

[@Keerthi_0195]

francis lmao nice one

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

Hahaha nice one 😂 👌

[@chandalikepanda]

As a Century 21 agent, I must say that this movie owes us an apology. List with me! I won't steal your husband!

[@EpicUltraKingSmizzy]

the movie was so bad it was hard for me to even watch this video that is making fun of it.

[@zuriach1321]

same here.. i was trying to watch this before going to bed, but i switched to a different sins video.. i dont want to go to sleep with this trash being my latest memory

[@JohnSmith-rm6gs]

Damn Jeremy, you forgot the Emily Blunt isn't my girlfriend in this scene...

[@benjaminyork2707]

John Smith are you the doctor?!

[@crimson764]

Also "Scene does not contain a lapdance."

[@ScienceTwist]

my shredder loved this movie. my shredder loves trains.

[@DragFitness]

i like your shredder

[@CrazyDudeYGM]

ScienceTwist 😒

[@CrazyDudeYGM]

Iran felms

[@user-ht9my8zq2i]

Jen Heise oh

[@simeuguy1631]

ScienceTwist "i like trains!"

[@haraldhill7069]

Everything wrong with ET the extra terrestrial please

[@Kb-uo9wc]

Harald Hill plssss

[@haraldhill7069]

Or both

[@hookoffthejab1]

Harald Hill e.t. the extra terrestrial bee

[@shibe_nation982]

DONT RUIN THE MOVIE FOR ME

[@yraco1232]

Harald Hill it would end at -1 or less

[@1amissingno]

When Emily Blunt said she's playing a 'beloved character' from the book i knew there was trouble with the film.

[@LeolaGlamour]

missingno She's British, pretty sure that's her humor.

[@BhuffBoi]

"Tiger Woods was jealous of that swing" lol I'm dying rn

[@homelesshannah50]

Considering that she tried to smash her ex I would say that ELIN was the jealous one

[@thenecromancer3474]

14:06 +1 sin It's choking when you are eating a piece of food and it gets lodged in your esophagus. What he did would be strangling

[@crocodilerock4662]

Gavin Hersom It can still be called choking because your choking someone out. Source: I don't shout out "Strangle me harder daddy" during sex

[@kio4896]

She's choking, he's strangling.

[@thenecromancer3474]

Still worth a sin

[@PanSpaceman]

Calm down Handsome Jack

[@NTTofMistery]

audifaux productions how are you able to shout choke me harder daddy, if daddy is choking you? daddy is bad at choking people

[@Yeah_Whocares]

This is literally a strangers perspective of fucking Gone Girl.

[@LordConstipation]

Oh NO! I said my Opinion!?! A drunk stranger with memory issues, no less.

[@shadowbunny7892]

Oh NO! I said my Opinion!?! I thought this story was really fucking familiar. It literally is.

[@jason4275]

Gone Girl and girl of a train is an insult 21st century police forensics.

[@horrocks984]

The original 'The Girl on the Train' was written by my friends aunt :)

[@agustinlencina736]

So you know Paula Hawkins? :O

[@CygnusTheSilly]

Oh cool I guess

[@Keerthi_0195]

earliest I've ever been wanted to ask how do u even make these? I mean how many times do u have to watch a movie? love the work tbh🤣🤣

[@GiorgioPolara]

Someone you know my guess is 2

[@MikeTheShadow3000]

There are some videos of him answering that question

[@Keerthi_0195]

MasterShadow3000 links if u know pls

[@Keerthi_0195]

Giorgio Polara haha. no F ing way

[@MikeTheShadow3000]

I think it's on the commentator's channel "Jeremy CinemaSins"

[@lemonmania967]

I just wanted to say, screw you, CinemaSins, because every time I watch a movie I feel the need to interject with "47 seconds of logos!" at the beginning.

[@Klm49]

lemonmania96 -> Oh I get shouted at by family for continually saying things like, stop playing the pronoun game, and calling out clichés during movies.

[@harmonyl.2053]

lemonmania96 or "Narration !"

[@mannyquinn4878]

"Guns,Ammo,Flashbacks, Excitement"

[@Ghost_Recon_Actual]

It's great when at a theater and the main movie starts, I say and hear several people echoing, "58 seconds of logos!" and nearly the entire audience chuckles.

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

lemonmania96 watching John wick 2 I kept sinning it when a henchman would come from off screen without shooting him. Still an awesome movie though

[@wonderdodge]

Comcast deserves an unacknowledged ding, like you would do for Michael Bay or M. Night Shymalan. *ding*

[@PieLeFu]

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HEATHERS!!!! Please let's go back to older movies for a sec!

[@skelebells]

PieLeFu yES,!

[@freddypearsall3934]

Hey man you need to do everything wrong with The Wolf of Wall Street please thanks

[@Villeful]

Everything is wrong with The Wolf of Wall Street

[@freddypearsall3934]

Jack Skellington everything is right with the Wolf of Wall Street

[@BrynjarReynisson]

Freddy Pearsall They should do a bonus round every time they swore in the movie

[@aramisaac4292]

Hey Brynjar, that is what I was thinking XD

[@HoopsAndDinoMan]

15:15 Speaking of The Hobbit, did anyone notice during that scene that Luke Evans' coffee mug had black arrows on it? I guarantee that was on purpose.

[@asphnotic6494]

My mom was reading the book and then I watched the film with her a few days ago and once it had finished she looked at me and went "what the fuck was that shit?" And I just laughed

[@dinsism]

Discount Gone Girl *cough

[@Meffrgtikiii]

Reaver this was way better than gone girl

[@jmonseur5322]

This was better than nothing, because this movie was absolute garbage.

[@Fonzzzzz]

Movie was truly unwatchable if you had read the book

[@jasmimbettencourt358]

How was this piece of crap better than Gone Girl???

[@EvieCorwell]

>Inferno >genuinely superb book HAHAHAHAHA no. Dan Brown is a fucking hack.

[@Umneriko]

"holy mother of god!... What was I talking about?" XD

[@smolsheep77]

do "Everything wrong with South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut." ;)

[@encycl07pedia-]

They have to have an upload that would last more than 30 seconds.

[@XopheAdethri]

Uuuhhhhh, there's nothing wrong with it though.

[@mattyh4100]

everything wrong with la la land

[@alilshotofrhum]

Matt Hudson Oh Yeah! OWO

[@stevendavies2382]

and then 30 seconds later - everything wrong with moonlight....

[@AgtX999]

Matt Hudson im pretty sure he can only do films that are out to buy.

[@crownofroses2754]

Why is our narrator British when everyone else is American? The book was set in England, why can't the movie be set in England? Or have all American speakers in an American setting?

[@rebeccamaracle2878]

Because people move? I've definitely met people from other countries living in my country before.

[@paulkowal7894]

Dammit cinemasins, cant you wait till after school to upload!?

[@Rale__]

when I was in highschool I'd just watch during my study hall lol

[@encycl07pedia-]

Don't stay in school.

[@tvbnine793]

what's wrong with them uploading during school hours?

[@gallifrey_falls]

Same

[@jacobaarum]

I'm always watching during my third period

[@whyyowhyyo1822]

Everything wrong with Ghostbusters 2016

[@jbvader721]

He'd have to turn off the comments section like Screen Junkies did when they did the Honest Trailer.

[@emmanuelpacheco8765]

whyyo whyyo he'll say "everything" then the video ends

[@DxBlack]

MovieSin Tally : ∞ Sentence : Mr.Stay Puft's white goo BONUS ROUND : ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ * 3.14 Sentence : The destruction of mankind so no other living being in the Multiverse ever knows what the fuck we created.

[@Japaneseanimeguy]

You do realise how many people would be triggered by that? Any attempt to insult that movie is going to set of the people who cry misogyny at the slightest thing and then the people who say to calm down are going to come along attempting to be reasonable, before being drowned out by complaints from those who think the movie was shit(some of whom do hate it simply for being all female cast), which then sets off the first group's second wave, before it all devolves into a massive, controversial debate, attracting trolls, who then set off both sides for kicks and make the comment section talk about everything except the movie.

[@whyyowhyyo1822]

+Seosamh Wray that's the point, chaos is great.

[@yourfriendcoca]

my only question is how that dude got his car parked like that? 12:03

[@BrazenSolar]

you can't really blame movie makers for including narration at the start. it's hard for them, using a medium that has like 800% less content than books.

[@SharkAlien66]

Sam Scott A picture is worth a thousand words. There are plenty of ways to tell a story visually and narration can be used as a crutch by filmmakers.

[@Mimyakko]

Harley Dirk sarcasm. he was being sarcastic lol

[@SharkAlien66]

Mimyakko Maybe? If so it's not the most obvious. It's not like text is very good at conveying tone.

[@JustAnotherNameYo]

Seems like this movie was even dumber than the book. I didn't think that was possible.

[@eurekamreum5458]

NedraZeall exactly

[@andrewthomas8687]

I would also Sin the fact that her name is Rachel and that Lisa Kudrow is he old friend

[@homelesshannah50]

I want to sin Lisa for NOT getting botox and or a facelift, gotdamn woman the wrinkles!!

[@GravityPoison]

No inception "you're waiting for a train" reference/joke at the end? i don't know why i really wanted to see it but i'm really sad its not there...

[@eurekamreum5458]

Main Character Status Engaged I thought the same

[@loganpugh6202]

Congratulations on 500 videos CinemaSins!!

[@NN-nq5qj]

"Justin wasn't Theroux enough"! Bravo CinemaSins! That pun deserves an award!

[@igethacked23]

Everything Wrong With Labyrinth 1986? I'd love to see that

[@JJ-wm6vj]

James Fulkerson Then type in into the search bar. He already did it.

[@bhq3860]

Make an "Everything wrong with La La Land", and about 1 minute in, announce that the video was actually supposed to be "Everything wrong with Moonlight".

[@eanderson9599]

G M C great idea

[@snazzy8505]

G M C I blame Steve Harvey

[@OnlyHereForCake]

April 1st, mix the movies together and then constantly sin it for making no fucking sense

[@gozza1993]

?????????????????????????????

[@MadMrCrazy]

+PrivatePublic THIS ONE

[@alanmartinez117]

I actually really enjoyed this movie...

[@rc4083]

How in the fuck did you find the brain cells to enjoy this piece of shit?

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

@@rc4083 fkn people with opinions not the same as yours! Ammirite

[@shannonceleste5557]

@Ace M even though you’ve seen the movie, I recommend reading the book as well! It was thoroughly enjoyable, I found :)

[@Sazandora123]

I finished the book last night. It was... okay.

[@madviking2195]

It was actually a wine key not a Swiss army knife she stabbed him with. There's only the corkscrew and a tiny knife to choose from. Wow! A rare miss by you guys. Not dissing you, just noticed one thing you didn't. Usually it's you noticing a zillion things I miss! I LOVE CINEMA SINS! NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDS. IM OBSESSED.

[@rc4083]

He literally said it was a corkscrew and made a joke about the Swiss Army knife.

[@EndCreditReviews]

Everything wrong with the 70's remake of King Kong!

[@billygoats804]

Everything wrong with this reply!

[@mitzimover6434]

I enjoyed this film cos I read the book 1st. But I knew straight away anyone who hasn't won't have a clue what's going on with it n think it was shite!

[@SWLinPHX]

I saw it blind without reading a book or knowing anything about and I understood it all first time.

[@AnnCooper33]

I haven't read the book and I agree. Watching it a few times helped though, still really love the movie and Emily Blunt's performance in it.

[@rc4083]

How could you have possibly enjoyed the film AFTER reading the book? This was the biggest piece of shit movie that year.

[@Loneassassin13]

Can you do a video on everything wrong with the Narnia trilogy?

[@CaitlinKershawPhoto]

by Tom's chlamydia.... oMG I Died laughing lmao

[@iliasemmanuil]

Fitness With Cait RIP

[@samuellerbet7990]

Honestly, I slept 3 hours last night and I've been up for over 20 hours and these were the best 16 minutes of my life. I understood almost nothing from the point where there was more than one girl, too many names, too many characters I don't know/care about, plus I didn't watch the movie so... yeah. Amazing sins video, though it honestly confused me about as much as that April's Fools from a few years back xD

[@mep5500]

please do everything wrong with split i love that movie but i think there are parts you make very funny

[@mep5500]

like if you agree

[@mr_mr4168]

mepisbest mepisbest it needs to be out on dvd 1st

[@clifflee54]

Mr_Mr4 Person he can get a camera view but the video won't be as good

[@vanyadolly]

I thought you meant Splice first. Another weird one.

[@hotlover000000000000]

I tried watching this movie twice and fell asleep both times. That usually means something for me.

[@eldani8268]

"...or Justin wasn't Theroux enough" lol

[@Draukagrissah]

11:40 Every job I've ever had, "fraternizing" with co-workers is a "fire-able" offense. Same with most of my friends' jobs. Now, we haven't exactly run the whole gamut on jobs, but it seems to be a pretty damn universal rule that I'd assume it being kosher is the exception, rather than the rule.

[@GabrielFowler]

I'm a teenage filmmaker and the director of the short film The Sniper and the web series Art Less. I would greatly appreciate any and all critiques, feedback, analyses, etc. on either project. I'm sure you'll be able find lots of sins with them! Thanks, guys!

[@elizaadamson984]

you are a sin

[@Mosixman]

Film Wire Listen to critics, but do not let them break you. Also, never compromise your artistic integrity for a larger audience.

[@drstrangelove9525]

Film Wire hey I have a film suggestion, you should totally make a Resident Evil film that follows the plot of the First game

[@GabrielFowler]

Dr Strangelove That would be awesome! why do you say that?

[@drstrangelove9525]

Film Wire I'm a huge Resident Evil fan

[@nigeltrotter1855]

15:58-Ohhhh, my gosh!!!!! My first "Tommy, how's the peeping" since I've been back to my CinemaSins binge.

[@fridaytosaturday3225]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD what was I taking about

[@kingofwakanda6899]

Moonlight or La La Land? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@alilshotofrhum]

King of Wakanda La La Land. This movie...... ugh

[@benlong9431]

Moonlight without a doubt

[@MicoDossun]

King of Wakanda moonlight no contest. La La Land isn't even in my top 15 of 2016

[@deathby1kslimes945]

What are we, some kinda Moonlight or La la land?

[@witnessme4352]

Moonlight, hands down. Moonlight was mind-blowing and powerful. La La Land was fine but forgettable-- when it comes to love stories with characters dancing in space, I frankly preferred Passengers.

[@ShroudedWolf51]

The 911 thing is so untrue that it's nuts. The one time I accidentally called 911 (fat-fingered the buttons), it ran long enough for me to reach across the keypad to hit the End button and nevertheless, I was phoned back immediately, explained myself, was warned not to do it again, and STILL had two officers show up on my doorstep. There is absolutely no chance that some amount of police wouldn't show up after the call abruptly ending after the bloke turned off the phone.

[@ricochofsky8293]

I've seen the movie three times and I love it. It's a taught psychological thriller, and Emily Blunt is brilliant. It's a very internal film, hence the narration and the therapy sessions. And I've heard actors say playing drunk is one of the most difficult challenges, and Blunt absolutely nails it. Btw, I wish people would stop referring to "the book." NO movie is "the book" it was based on. Get over it already.

[@Jatt2613]

Ug, sorry, but this movie is so bad and boring I can't even watch you make fun of it. I read the book because I heard it was really good, and it seems like they captured the feel of the book very well in this movie: utter crap.

[@eurekamreum5458]

Jatt2613 haven't read a comment so on point anywhere else

[@twdahs4088]

Jatt2613 the book was good? The movie was absolute shit.

[@elizabethbennet4791]

thats what nyc is all about.

[@asouthernwriter]

Why did they drag Luke Evans into this?! 😩

[@maxlarsson1152]

The best thing about this movie is Emily Blunt. She is too good for this movie.

[@jbvader721]

Indeed. She was way too good for this movie. Bless her heart, she does her best but the script was the biggest failure this discount "Gone Girl" had. The movie was trying way too hard to be "Gone Girl" it completely misses the point of what made "Gone Girl" good (at least in terms of telling a compelling story with unreliable narration and switching character perspective).

[@maxlarsson1152]

jbvader721 Yeah and the source material has flaws that the movie doesn't fix as well. A more competent director could have made this a great who done it movie

[@dralien592]

8 views, 25 likes. KZbin, go home.

[@The8347135]

Still? It's been over 10 years and you still don't fucking get it

[@sandy89107]

TOO FUNNY. By the end I was laughing non-stop.....I think I did not even hear anything past "does this guys chances increase with everyone he slept with ends up dead" I need to see it again. Please do all movies.....this is too much fun!

[@MuuToo]

The Girl On The Train? That has to be the lamest name I have ever heard of.

[@roelin360]

I would have watched the film otherwise, what a shame.

[@proudofyoudick]

Muu Too what about "dog eat dog"

[@javonyounger5107]

I think they were trying to go with the so generic it's rememberable approach with the name. (Main word trying)

[@bakaichigo]

What about "A Dog's Breakfast"? That was an awesome movie, BTW...

[@lopezandy97]

Everything wrong with the cat in the hat

[@Ruvieb]

The guy wasn't behind her the whole time on the trail after getting off of the train because eventually she got scared and went down the side of the hill, leaving the trail, and reaching the tunnel much quicker than him. (seen at #40)

[@dudester873]

Wow -- this is the first cinema sins review I was unable to finish. So glad I didn't watch this snoozer.

[@oompie815]

Dude Ster How do you know it is a snoozer if you havent watched the movie ?

[@chrissiec5541]

RP because obvious snoozer is obvious...

[@oompie815]

Christen Cloar No it is not.