Everything Wrong With The Ring In 14 Minutes Or Less

It's October, so you know we're going to hit some horror films. First up this year: The Ring, a generally well-received flick about a ghost that makes a home movie... or something.
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[@brandonnguyen3454]

"Cindy this bitch is messing up my floor"

[@yueyue7514]

Brandon Nguyen YASSSS!!!!

[@danieldoes7170]

Brandon Nguyen OMG... YOU DESERVE A COOKIE 🍪🍪!! Hahaha

[@ezioauditore3294]

Brandon Nguyen. Scary movie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sockwood2261]

Brandon Nguyen the tv's leaking

[@arealcookingchannel5134]

Make this top comment 😂😂

[@eternity7820]

Boss: You're fired. "No I'm not." Gonna use that line one day at my work

[@MomoKunDaYo]

Boss: "alright, well, your last check is in the mail, and security will be here if you're not out in 10 minutes."

[@TurnipCart]

@@MomoKunDaYo heheh, security, that's cute

[@sleepsolution2976]

Monkey Boy Hey boss I need to show you something on the tv before I leave

[@accountusername7900]

Uno reverse

[@AllIsFiller]

Understandable have a nice day.

[@BlackStar1587]

Cinemasins: "Girls are hanging out together in a bedroom and I see no evidence of a pillow fight" *Ding* Also Cinemasins: "Girls are hanging out in a bedroom together and having a pillow fight cliche," *Ding*

[@believer4002]

Hetro Sp3ktro this sums up CinemaSins for me. They are just joking, and most of the time the sins doesn’t make any sense. Still fun to watch though

[@dancrane3807]

It used to bother me that the film got sinned either way. Now I take it as a badge of honor that he needed to make stuff up to find sins.

[@taylorglover73]

I thought the same thing. I was like how dare you skip over that pillow fight lol

[@retna1x363]

@@dancrane3807 he does that about every movie... This movie is decent

[@drelezar7745]

@@ToastallyManonMcMarrington you’re’ one of the surprisingly too many ppl that still think this channel is being serious with their videos

[@weskside8349]

The Ring in modern times: Teenager: "When you watch the tape you'll die a few days later..." Me: "Good thing nobody owns VCR's these days." ROLL CREDITS.

[@essancefay2824]

Oscarlover 123 TRUTH

[@TheReZisTLust]

Samara: *Buys a vcr to disk converter* Get ready for me to butter your popcorn.

[@hondo190]

@@TheReZisTLust You need to hurry up. Disks are also getting scarce nowadays.

[@billymustang3241]

Samara: *shares to Facebook, public audience setting*

[@KoriandrOfTheStars]

Nah. They stream now.

[@bennick5842]

Guys if you rewatch the tape every 6 days will you be immortal

[@Amar-vy2kw]

Pyro Productions 😂😂😂

[@leafsh959]

Seems legit

[@transgenderboy4038]

Most likely

[@gimbobjenkins405]

Sounds like you found a loophole in the ring.

[@isawadelapradera6490]

Begging for e-attention. Oh my oh my what a worthwhile human being.

[@JYJnKumi]

Cindy...the TV's leaking.... Cindy! This bitch is messin' up my floor!

[@L337f33t]

Lol scary movie

[@prgxloonster74]

+JYJnKumi Yas Scary Movie 3

[@d.a.cbatex4716]

haha not even scared anymore, bless ya xD

[@murderoustendencies]

HAHAHAHA exactly what I was thinking ! XD

[@rickr9435]

+JYJnKumi yeah! I really hate scary movie because it makes me sometimes wanna laugh during a real horror movie! and not scared anymore!

[@sophiatomingas7328]

I actually watched the original Japanese version, and my mom said that the blurred photos of the people’s faces is actually a cultural thing. If someone’s face is blurry in a photo, it means they are dead. So it’s basically a bad omen.

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

Thats intresting.

[@tayloranderson7547]

Someone's faces for the picture means they are dead so it's basically a bad man omen

[@ronjohnson5248]

But what they are NOT DEAD?? Now what? Most people in pics are living.

[@SawerMeatFactory]

Delete this!

[@MoreThanClothesInMyCloset]

@@ronjohnson5248 it might be a foreshadowing thing where they’ll probably be dead later or smth

[@audreymperez]

"When the horse died, it saw the ring" WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME😂😂

[@kh-if6hn]

I thought that was a super witty joke 👍

[@chrisallie2224]

Not funny at all dick cheese 🧀

[@audreymperez]

@@chrisallie2224 like i said, it was funny to ME :) have a good night!

[@chrisallie2224]

audrey perez how did you know it’s night time

[@audreymperez]

@@chrisallie2224 you're right, i don't

[@nominal2517]

It seems CinemaSins has the power to make any horror movie not scary with an ongoing list of things that movie did wrong.

[@JesusKid1000]

Normally I just imagine Sam and Dean dealing with it

[@leafsh959]

That's so true I watched this so I don't have to watch the real one bc it's not scary

[@harper6061]

My dad and I talked about how bad the movie Rings is while watching it 😂

[@torchquit6299]

So true

[@drizzybawseovo8851]

Yeah I'm actually not scared

[@morgusschmorgus4704]

Say what you want about Samara being evil and all that but you can't deny she is one creative and hardworking ghost. Think about it, the Grudge? She just lies around her attic all day. Beetlejuice? Lazy and incompetent, can't take his job seriously for one second. And some ghosts (I'm not naming names) don't even know they're ghosts for fucks sake. But Samara is not only out there actively haunting people every day, she takes extra care to make sure each haunting is unique, and is always looking for exciting new ways to express herself through film and through murdering. Samara puts all of her creative energy into everything she does, so for her, sucking out someone's soul is not just a fun hobby. It's an art form.

[@travissorrell8157]

CREEPY

[@mr.psycho5202]

Morgus Schmorgus no it’s a cry for literal help

[@nerdybiscuit3258]

dat ass is an artform

[@AxeKick80]

And at such a young age too! She’s just a little girl but has accomplished more than most of those other slacker ghosts twice her age. 👏 👏

[@sammey3998]

Did I just read a yelp review about a fucking ghost?

[@HattieDame]

"Mwahahaha?" had me laughing so hard I had orange juice come out of my nose.

[@chappie_nottherobot]

I have a feeling that probably hurt cause it’s citrus. If it didn’t I’m sure it still looked painful.😂

[@Unlimited_Vis]

Plot twist YOU NEVER HAD ORANGE JUICE MWAHAHAHAHA

[@AlexGarcia-qc3cj]

The girl that played Samara voiced over Lilo from Lilo and Stich and Chihiro from Spirited Away. Stay woke

[@biglee93]

Samara doesn't talk, though.

[@holy-bagels]

@@biglee93 well she does, but not much

[@biglee93]

@@holy-bagels Comes to think of it, she does talk over the phone.

[@ultimatetrashboy419]

In this case ohana does not mean family

[@mikaelafox6106]

Lee She talks quite a bit in the video where she’s in the institution. Doctor: Samara, how did you make these pictures? Samara: I don't...make them...I see them...and then...they just...are. Doctor: Samara I need you to start telling me the truth. Samara: Can I see my mommy? Doctor: No, Samara. Not until we can figure out what's wrong with you. Samara: I love my mommy. Doctor: Yes you do. But you don't want to hurt her anymore. You don't want to hurt anyone. Samara: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop. Doctor: That's why you're here so that we can help you to make it stop. Samara: He's going to leave me here. Doctor: Who? Samara: Daddy. Doctor: Your daddy loves you. Samara: Daddy loves the horses. He wants me to go away. Doctor: No he doesn't. Samara: But he doesn't know. Doctor: Doesn't know what? Samara? Samara stares directly at the camera and the video ends.

[@Allen75000]

This movie fucked me up as a kid

[@SuperDidact]

its alrite i saw the gruge Japanese girl. she fucked me real hard. i don't use the bathroom at nigh anymore.

[@Allen75000]

I'm glad i never really watched that movie, i only remember bits of it

[@fleabagrusty]

I watched the ring when I was like 7 or 8, and I watched the Grudge when I was 12 or 13. I've had a lot of long nights...

[@curlyfryz8316]

Allen750 same, to this day I have never re watched it

[@PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath]

Allen750 lol bro same i regretted every step of it

[@amybecca6326]

There should be about 100 sins on this just based off the fact that they hear that the girl on the tape kills you when you watch it so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO WATCH IT?!

[@blooddrool8260]

Because people are understandably skeptical and think it's bullshit. Teenagers and children, man. Some adults too. I mean, _I_ wouldn't watch it because I'm gullible as hell and hate taking risks, but you know.

[@DannyWonder]

because you don't know you're in a horror movie and think it's bullshit, obviously

[@asterhamilton1576]

Amy Becca curiosity killed the cat

[@danielkelleher941]

I mean, does anyone actually belive those copypastas & chain mail stories that'll kill you if you don't do something?

[@Hayden_Cat]

+Aster Hamilton but satisfaction brought it back

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

one car crash kills two cause not determined "Well shit. we found these 2 people mangled in a car. i wonder how they died."

[@dancrane3807]

lmao.

[@swirls5000]

“Fuck. They died in a car. The car has been hit by a car. How did they die?”

[@NarwahlGaming]

These days, if you dump your motorcycle, get impaled by a stop sign and are decapitated they label it 'death by the coof'. [Maybe not _"these"_ days but, back before the hospitals were getting busted for doing it.]

[@teddybearkiller5271]

"Damn we need Sherlock Holmes on the case because we're stumped."

[@parasite1129]

It probably meant that they couldn’t find a reason why the car crashed. Maybe no other cars or trees near by that collided into them. Idk if this makes sense xD but that’s what I took from it anyway

[@iluvlafferty]

The scene at 4:29 - I always saw Rachel deleting the message on her answering machine as her way of trying to save Noah from being affected by Samara's curse. Maybe she thinks that if you don't play it, then the curse can't fully affect you.

[@lessismore8533]

Good point

[@nimeshsingh4943]

Scary Movie did such a funny take on that lmaoo

[@itscs1175]

fun fact: Samara's actor is Lilo from Lilo & stitch & the girl from spirited away

[@maddyclere4080]

I have this crack theory that Samara is Lilo but Nani died and she lost Stitch somehow. Her adoptive parents abuse and rename her so that's why her evil ghost is coming through t.v's, because she's searching for her family which is why she kills them, because they're not her family

[@pestilenssi8979]

Maddy clere ffs

[@maddyclere4080]

TheMaskCollector yeah... it's a bit odd....

[@itscs1175]

Better than what I could think up.

[@charlie13502]

ITSCS117 this fact always makes me feel better ab this movie like o shit the Ohana means family girl finna kill me in 7 days aloha

[@blooddrool8260]

He has a point, though. Sometimes _not_ seeing what they see in horror does make it much scarier because then it's open to your imagination or whatever.

[@banannadalevideozz9984]

blood drool HOW TF DO YOU GET YOUR LETTERS TO BECOME ITALICS?? 'I' -I- (I) /I/ :I: .I.

[@spyder9047]

_Jazz Hands!_

[@Dan1elAndrade]

This was definitely scarier by actually watching it. I got so fucking scared.

[@levischorpioen]

That doesn't work as often as people love to claim.

[@Dan1elAndrade]

Levi Everaerts what doesn't?

[@benmcginley135]

"Rachel graduated top of her class from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things." GOLD

[@user-ln4gd6hx7e]

I love that movie.

[@Minleyx1]

At 12:45, There is a point in the movie where they DO show the face of the dead guy sitting on the spinning chair. It's when they watch a video of the killer girl being interviewed. In the video, the guy says something like "You don't like to hurt anyone do you?" and then the girl says "But I do." Right when she says that, you'll see quick clips. The first one being the dead girl in the closet and the next one being the guy on the chair with his face in full view. Most people who watched the movie never caught it because his face didn't look as bad as the dead girl in the closet. My opinion :D

[@12frenchy1]

I caught it, he was effed up like the girl in the closet.

[@songstressx871]

Minleyx1 in my cinematic analysis class we watched this movie and had to answer some questions. One of the questions was “we never see Noah die, but the movie implies it...blah blah” and I was like yeah we never see Noah die but we definitely saw his dead body so I’m pretty sure it wasn’t just “implied”

[@nickcebalo2709]

And the way she answers “but I do...” in the same video is completely different than the way she answers it when Rachel views it at the Morgan house

[@dracomalfoy4679]

@@nickcebalo2709 yeah. The first time, it seemed like she meant that she did it accidentally. Like “ but it happens anyway”. The other time, it seems like she answers his question by saying “ but I do” in a “ but I do like hurting people” way. If that makes sense. Sorry. English isn’t my first language. I’m Swedish 😅

[@myopidodi3058]

@@dracomalfoy4679 yeah, it goes from "but i do hurt people" to "but i do like to"

[@uglycheater]

so, a horror movie director has "Gore" as his first Name? i feel like his Parents had pretty solid plans with him

[@alyssa5664]

uglycheater LMAO you forced to follow this path son, no cartoon making for you

[@iforgotmybird144]

uglycheater Haha

[@MaCabaret]

Jimjams Jumbles ya peepee

[@joenuts8227]

He had pretty much no choice but to ya know direct horror movies

[@fabiomoreira1506]

@@joenuts8227 he could also become a butcher or boxeur. XD

[@CommanderKatelyn]

Plot twist; when she was found in the closet, Katie was actually just napping without makeup.

[@pearlymickey5214]

***** you said that completely backwards. *As a feminist, I have that offensive.

[@CommanderKatelyn]

***** omg so sorry. i sware i didnt meen 2 be rood

[@MCBomberHD1]

+PearlyMickey That joke completely flew over your head.

[@pearlymickey5214]

***** No offense. But grammar is key.

[@CommanderKatelyn]

***** mg soz lol

[@sadeva6532]

TL;DR Read the Ring Cycle books for the whole story. They took quite a few liberties in the movies. In the book the reasons why become a lot clearer. Samara/Sadako was a strong psychic, stronger than her mother. When her mother got ridiculed at a demonstration with skeptics present, Samara killed them. Everyone believed the mother had. She was shunned and ended up jumping off a cliff with a single tree on it. (A scene from the original video where you see a woman jumping to her death). Sadako was taken in by a doctor who studied the paranormal. He didn't treat her well. When he got scared of her powers and what she knew (she was abused by him if I remember correctly, she could end his career as a renowned doctor), he threw her in a well to perish and sealed it with a stone slab (the ring you see at the end). In the original you see what you initially think is a lunar eclipse, but it turns out to be the mouth of the well being sealed against a bright sunny sky. In the video there are black frames in regular intervals, like a person blinking. Sadako didn't die, she survived in the well long enough to project what happened to her onto a video that was in a recorder in a cabin that was built above the well (a decade plus after). As she had been infected with a highly contagious virus during her abuse, she didn't only project her thoughts, but the virus as well. Hence the copy and spread the video bit. The moving mirror between the mother and the empty room (Sadako as a child in the original) is a test of strength between the two psychics. Sadako's anger grew with every day she lived in the well (over a decade's worth of burning fury). She decided to kill using her psychic powers as she had done before, to take revenge for what had been done to her. The projection is the manifestation of her psychic powers that escapes the video and climbs out of the TV. Also in the original, only the phone in the cabin above the well rings. If the infected are not there to pick it up, they won't get the message. The Ring is a trillogy and pretty bleak to be honest, with the video spreading at ever increasing speed all around the country as more and more are "infected". I can highly recommend the books, they really are incredibly well written and so much more detailed than the films.

[@wistian6245]

It kind of would've been better if the ring was actually a solar eclipse imo. Although the covering of the well was ingenious.

[@taylorglover73]

This is so much better and scarier than the ring I like this thanks for sharing

[@christopherlh4379]

Jeremy doesn't care about the books. His sins are based completely on the movies and the movies alone.

[@rowan5542]

Where can I find these books? They sound interesting.

[@nevermore7285]

AAAHyperactivityAAA I found coffee stain ring to be one of the neatest ways of working that in.

[@user-kh8mr1rl4r]

"You're fired. " "No I'm not. " "Yes you are. " "No I'm not. " Well that worked out well.

[@robloxvids2233]

When I saw this in the packed theater, at the scene where she says "our son", this black lady yelled out "I knew it!" and several people started laughing because of how obvious that was to figure out.

[@notyourwaifu7944]

LOL

[@parabellum4622]

*_Oh, you just had to mention she was black huh?_*

[@notyourwaifu7944]

@@parabellum4622 true story tho lol

[@coffeeenjoyer9099]

@@parabellum4622 ?

[@ocorley9494]

"I saw her face" was the scariest part in theaters.

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

You forgot what I always do: When Samara is standing at the well, before her mother shoves the bag over her head, I always say "Tell me about the rabbits, George.".

[@thebrittster33]

LMMMMFFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

[@indysupercolts18]

+Sam Geuvenen You did not just go there...

[@hasansyed5910]

+TYLER COHEN Its a reference to the novel Of Mice and Men

[@johnrobert2035]

+Sam Geuvenen Nice Civ. V profile picture.

[@MrSarge1id]

+buntcubbles Your a cookie!

[@jumz612]

Kid: "I can't sleep" Then why tf would you watch a shady VHS. Can't you just close your eyes until you fall asleep

[@beanieboon7000]

Read a fucking book or draw a fucking picture I dunno

[@jaymonet7377]

Cinema sins- .sins stereotypes .Sins when there aren’t stereotypes Logic

[@TheReZisTLust]

Cinema sins everything

[@dancrane3807]

It used to bother me that the film got sinned either way. Now I take it as a badge of honor that he needed to make stuff up to find sins.

[@ReubenWalton]

Dan enarc wait what has he made up?

[@fuckluis4890]

@@TheReZisTLust cinema sins, sins everything*

[@beckettmaffei]

@@fuckluis4890 EverythingSins SinsCinema*

[@galaxycatboy]

I'll always remember in my junior year our school news made a joking video about how close prom was. He got a call saying he will die in 7 days and he asked to make it 8 because he graduates in 7 days and argued with the girl. He finally then said "Okay fine so what do you look like? If you're taking my life I wanna get to know you," and the phone went silent before just giving in saying you have 8 days and he hung up smiling like he just won a fight.

[@onepunch2310]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@angelbarnes9015]

Hahha

[@Tigerwolf1357]

qeustion is did he live ? he probably did but yeah just curious

[@houstuhgigi717]

what if you didnt have a phone and the TOASTER rang and the bread popped up saying "7 DAYS"

[@jorgecaimanque6951]

Houstuh Gigi Well you gave me an idea for a parody

[@thenarrator6846]

Houstuh Gigi XD

[@penned_dragon]

*turn off computer

[@hugemango2011]

Crap, somehow that seems scarier

[@hambr33zy]

8-bit Lolz Cryptic toast messages? Normal Tuesday morning for me. Mine are usually ads for random insurance companies, though.

[@eibhlinmurphy8645]

I remember when I was 8 years old, two of my older brothers who were 15 and 17 at the time made me watch this. It backfired when I was too scared to sleep in a room by myself so I alternated sleeping in their rooms for a solid year and a half and became the biggest cock block of this century.

[@michaelmartinez8563]

7:58 "when the horse died, it saw the ring." Lmao😂💀

[@kevincheng81]

If we encounter the curse today, convert the VHS to digital form, upload to KZbin and title it "Emma Watson Nude Leaked"...and you're safe, forever.

[@edensgate9042]

Emma Stone would be a MUCH more alluring nude leak.

[@waianaeboy972]

+Slam Wam Jimmy Jam nah not really

[@robertfolkner9253]

On the day when Samara is coming for you, just plug two TVs in, turn them so they face each other and push them together. So when she exits one she'll have to crawl into the other.

[@kevincheng81]

Great, I'll have the other TV play Twilight.

[@colintilson2808]

+Kevin Cheng Pretty sure she would kill herself it's so bad

[@SnickyNicky96]

Wood actually used to be considered a protection from evil spirits. That's where the phrase "knock on wood" came from, as knocking on wood would awaken a guardian.

[@johngervais230]

Snickercole Huh. Neat!!

[@mckaraj]

Snickercole the more you know

[@GalanDun]

+George Corbul Remakes != ripoff. Unoriginal sure, but not a ripoff. Plus the director of The Ring made The Ring 2 before he made Ring 2.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Snickercole so get in a wooden house surrounded by salt

[@blackeyes3313]

Thx

[@starfield1874]

"Walking feet" in the classroom rules is like "indoor voice". It's simply saying "no running indoors" in a euphemistic way.

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

Star Field as a former substitute teacher, I said the same when he mentioned it. 😂

[@QueenShireen]

Thought that too, my mom is a teacher :)

[@sebastianvayers2280]

The tape would be scarier if it contained two things: COMING SOON TO VIDEO CASSETTE AND DVD!!!!!!!!!!!! And the THX sound.

[@jumz612]

Or its in youtube and blu-ray

[@screenjunkie4638]

You're fired! No i'm not! LMAO

[@exceldivine]

No longer a cat person It’s funny because as soon as I read this comment as the video is playing those exact lines

[@chrisallie2224]

U are HIRED

[@Juan-zl3fy]

I'll try that.

[@Bayan1905]

I remember when I worked in a psychiatric hospital in 2003 or so they actually showed this movie one night in the teenagers wing. As long as the movie was not rated R they were allowed to watch whatever they wanted for some reason. The nurse running the unit that night actually brought this movie in and let the teens watch this. The whole night the kids were freaking out, demanding to call their parents at odd hours, we had to restrain and sedate a few of them. The next day that policy changed, no more movies unless the director of the hospital saw them.

[@alexiz0013]

Damn...lol

[@thefalconmeng]

+Bayan1905 Nurse was fired I'm guessing?

[@Bayan1905]

YomTheSupreme She was fired but not for that, that came later on for other weird stuff she did, like whining all the time etc and being a total pain in the ass.

[@faselblaDer3te]

+Bayan1905 "Dear Ms X, We are sorry to hereby inform you that we can no longer keep you as a co-worker. Reason of deployment: Being a total pain in the ass. We wish you luck for your future career." Was it something like that? XD

[@Theomite]

+Bayan1905 There is nothing funny about this legitimately horrifying story. In real life. On the internet, however, this is hilarious.

[@ZohyChan]

“Trust me it’s scarier if you don’t see his face”😂😂😂 literally his face was so freaking funny man

[@firsttolast5409]

It would have been amazing if one of those after-video cuts was of the phone going "Hello? Hello hello?"

[@fabiomoreira1506]

Fnaf phone guy? XD

[@dannyellaboatboat]

Fabio Moreira A “Jake from State Farm” clip would’ve been funny as hell, too lol

[@beanieboon7000]

Hi im phone guy pleasure to meet you

[@-VexyRS]

12:55 - She didn't "Sense" anything, she threw it under the piece of furniture when her son watched it. You even show that in this video.

[@lethalsandwichx9947]

I did it for the lulz I did it for the lulz I did it for the lulz

[@tai-imyr849]

Like se7en's comment so everyone can see. Cinemasins doesn't make review videos. By their own admission, they're asshole comedians. It's all for laughs.

[@ferko28]

Yeah because I'm terrified that my son watched the tape and rushed to take it out and didn't even saw where the tape went after me throwing it into oblivious but i can surely pinpoint its location when needed, deserved sin for the eidetic memory ex machina.

[@letsdaze2887]

When you realize that Samara (the ghost dead girl) is the SAME girl that voices Lilo from Lilo and Stitch...

[@microwavedmacncheese8453]

Let's Daze I'm traumatized

[@CartoonCreature]

Oh My God..... I'm never watching that movie the same way....

[@tarannumferdous5100]

Why did you have to do that ?

[@taliyaalmeida3221]

And Dora

[@ShadowsandCityLights]

Wut!

[@johnsmith4811]

Jokes aside, that movie was scary as fuck.

[@Hue.mungus]

rather wholesome

[@wavetooty4149]

Who else looked away everytime they showed the video just to be safe? Just me? Ok then.

[@lazarus8018]

I did

[@Hiitsadam]

3:03 I died when he said 'what happened yesterday to knock these kids off the front page? PEARL HARBOR?'

[@trashdumpling7882]

"What was she doing in the closet?" me to my past self

[@songbird7450]

😂😂

[@Kosemena]

|-/

[@dazzledazz123]

Sitting in silence after they stole her car radio

[@tkdjoe7926]

|-/

[@khlownfr]

'What is Dean doing in the closet?'

[@kung-pao]

"Did Noah study Gamma radiation with Bruce Banner?" Dead XD

[@ShadowDawn01]

"When the horse died it saw the ring" has me crackin up 😂

[@frankyoungbloodsax6000]

I feel less scared watching this when I know he's going to talk

[@iluvtink19]

Same

[@YoDay]

Yep lol

[@lynnevetter]

LOL.. same, but I still have "Everything wrong with Christopher Robin" ready to go to smooth my frightened feathers. LOL

[@VoidlingGirl]

I still posit that the answer to this problem is turning the TV off halfway through her crawling through it, or a large hammer. She's a single zombie ghost child. Find a large hammer at home depot, and ask a priest to wave a book at it while saying words.

[@EarlofDestruction]

I have heard that if you rewatch it after 6 days you can extend it back to 7. And that's how to live forever.

[@VoidlingGirl]

Earl of Destruction She's a small girl. Beat her with a hammer. I don't want to watch her stupid arthouse film every week for the rest of my life. Crack her ghost face open, and devour her magic. THAT'S how you life forever, AND ALSO FLY.

[@FFKonoko]

+Earl of Destruction Except that they did rewatch the tape in the film some times, it didn't extend anything. Nice idea though.

[@georginahunt3296]

+SubAtomic ABomb Nah, the answer is to salt and burn her body. Works every time.

[@VoidlingGirl]

Georgina Hunt But then you've destroyed her. You can drink the blood of a burned person, and gain their awesome television powers! I COULD BE THE CAPTAIN ON STAR TREK.

[@donlasagna479]

Why does the kid look like Goob from “meet the Robinsons”

[@jessikapiche6097]

Can you imagine this kid suddenly laughing is head off? lol ;)

[@Pr3lude9]

12:57 she threw it under the couch earlier when she caught the kid watching it. You even showed this clip in this video @ 6:50.

[@renardmigrant]

And she spotted it because was on the floor at the time.

[@dylankalifa7503]

If u watch thE tape again a day after does that mean u get longer time to live before u die

[@1FoxDL]

Yeah I think so or u get killed again

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

So if you watch the tape every day, you will live forever! :o

[@mochamocha4585]

But if you think about it, Rachel had seen the tape multiple times while searching for an answer to the mystery, but the day countdown did not reset.

[@Tryton-A-Morris]

Dylan kalifa yeah that sounds about correct

[@becodeku]

In the japanese original if you did that the ending would extend itself (actually it happens in the remake as you can see samara's hand merging out) so basically its samara/sadako slowly merging out of the well and bieng cut until the last day

[@slaywee]

that fucking laugh Mwahahahahah!

[@ihonestlyi3365]

that made me Mwahahahahahhaah cough*cough*

[@mittence3503]

slaywee Mwahahahaha! *cough*

[@warlordlegends7515]

Mwahahaha?

[@Yoshikarter1]

If there is ever a "Best Of CinemaSins", this shit better be number fucking one.

[@johngervais230]

Mwuahahahaha??

[@Morpheus414]

There’s one pretty big sin-I’m surprised you guys forgot about it-Rachel accidentally solved the curse of the video literally on the *first day* , yet Samara _CONTINUES_ haunting and fucking with her throughout the whole week and beyond! 😂

[@dakotacollins3818]

This channel is slowly helping me overcome my fear of horror

[@foxfoxxy2692]

When a woman in horror movies have the name "Katie" it never go well. ;)

[@suavegrips3184]

Micah? MICAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!??????? MICAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!??????????

[@julesgreen2066]

+Acidicle TRUE

[@yoimsquirtle]

FoxFoxxy more like anyone who has the name of, "Sarah" dies ALL the time. 😂

[@bobtheblob1668]

FoxFoxxy or Jessica

[@saralambertz8566]

officialbreadco just having the name that I have and being blonde screws me over if I were ever to be in a horror movie

[@HikkuRikku]

I stop being scared of The Ring after realizing Japan made a Porno about this ghost and how she still have to go on haunting ppl by placing her video on the internet xD. A ghost still have to make a living by haunting. haha It was so funny.

[@pwnedbyGir]

there is a porno for this ???? hahahahah

[@pyroinc4859]

Sarath Sok really??? What's the name, haha

[@SanaKhan4]

pervert

[@pyroinc4859]

Sana Khan I meant it in a joking way

[@umu-san4414]

I think I saw a Hentai like that.

[@WilliamnWendySue]

“I don’t breed anymore.” - insert vasectomy humor. 😂😂😂😂

[@BAMewsd]

To answer your question, yes in the history of film someone has grabbed a fire hose and not fallen hilariously; its called The little rascals the 90s movie

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

" Will use walking feet at all times" ...did they have a problem with kids walking on their hands?

[@lukecapper9576]

Yeah it's a really big problem in early grade school. At least in the US it is.

[@denisl2760]

+Commonwealth Conqueror I don't remember kids doing handstand-walks in grade school...

[@silverdragon122]

+Marshall H. In america, more common that you think.

[@AnthonySforza]

+Marshall H. I think it may have been more to do with stomping... or running.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Reagan from *the Exorcist* went there too. Clearly, this is some sort of Charles Xavier School for Infernal Youngsters.

[@PuppetOnions]

I like watching these because then I know the plot without actually having to watch it

[@NothingButGiggles]

Joline Taylor same, especially when it’s a movie with such pop culture impact but I personally have no interest in watching it

[@jessikapiche6097]

Why haven't you watch the tape yet?... Well...you know what they say...

[@PersonsUnknown]

its one of the best horror movies ever

[@lessismore8533]

@@NothingButGiggles I don’t know if Ring has “pop culture impact” because it’s from the early 2000s. BUT it’s originally from Japan. Check out the Japanese version you may find it more interesting

[@lessismore8533]

@@PersonsUnknown yah!!!

[@jessebond4280]

Samara didn't 'create' the tape, the teenagers from the beginning did it by accident. They were trying to record a football game when they accidentally recorded on a barren frequency. Samara's body was directly beneath them when this happened (this was at the lodge) and she used that barren frequency to try and communicate with them. When the tape stopped recording it had recorded the images Samara would show people.

[@OBrasilo]

Yeah. It's clear the movie was going for that angle at the beginning (which matches both the original Japanese movie and the original novel it's based on), but later forgot about it, and went for the "she psychically burned the images onto the tape" angle as soon as Noah is shown the tape. Unless, of course, they are trying to say that recording a psychic TV signal would mess up the timer on the VHS which - it wouldn't happen (they definitely imply that when Rachel copies the tape and the gibberish timer is copied over). To the VCR, it would be a TV signal like any other.

[@RoarTheRapper]

“Seven days...” It’s been! One week since you looked at me!

[@gabrielleurbina7020]

This is my way of watching horror movies I'm too scared to watch.

[@swaggerlevel90001]

horror movies aren't even scary.

[@gabrielleurbina7020]

+swaggerlevel90001 to you...

[@soph4329]

exactly what I do

[@jordongrubic1348]

+Gabrielle Urbina I saw this in high school, I think I was 15, and it's the only horror film to ever shake me at my very core and leave me almost unbearably unnerved, so much so that even now at the age of 29 I occasionally still have nightmares about it, dead serious. I even got the spooks watching this. The only horror film that came somewhat close to giving me this much fear was Jacob's Ladder which, imo, is a better movie overall, though not quiiiiite as scary for me.

[@notalone6543]

+Jordon Grubic Funny enough, I was about your age, and felt nothing from this movie. I just thought the tape was creepy. The only movie that had ever made him uncomftable, to the point I cant look at the screen in some parts is "Funny Games (2007)". I watched that as an adult, I had to take a moment after it was all done to flush the scary out my system.

[@cheeseween]

I was obsessed with this movie when I was like 5 or 6 and watched it for about two solid weeks straight (shout out to my parents for their logical thinking) and then I had nightmares for a month and to this day I can't sleep alone without the TV on, and I'm 19. Funny thing is I think my brain repressed my memory of the film itself because I can barely remember anything about it other than the general premise.

[@sarahmurabito9391]

fun fact: the actress who played the ghost also played lilo in most of the lilo and stitch francise. except lilo and stitch 2 stitch has a glitch i think she was played by dakota fanning . yes THAT dakota

[@jaelguzman1848]

Kaitlyn Axton ME TOO!!! Honestly, there are so many nightmares I’ve had from this movie. Great movie, nonetheless but I also watched it around 5-7 and I’m 19 as well

[@cherienicoleatkinson31]

Kaitlyn Axton me too but then I had a bunch of nightmares

[@leetdoe2136]

Same here. I'm 24 now but was 9-10 when I first saw it at my brother-in-law's house. Only saw it once, and not even the whole movie.. But I still remember having nightmares for months about the tape itself. The jar of toes, the empty room with the chair, shit like that.

[@captrustle7939]

I had like the same thing except I was 10 and i kept watching scp and reading about them. I was obsessed with it and every night for like 2 months i always thought about a scary scp

[@keavabonner1625]

I saw this movie while sitting in the front row of a packed theater. There wasn't an empty seat in there. The stranger next to me was so scared he was crying. We snuck in & saw 2 movies that night, The Ring and 8 Mile. 8 Mile was packed as well. My sister was sitting on her boyfriend's lap and I was sitting on the steps of the theater... good times lol

[@iamthelouisvuittondon150]

For those complaining about the length of the video, read the title... Everything wrong with the Ring in 14 minutes or less! Jeremy wrapped up the sins portion in 13:24, which IS less than 14 minutes; I'm giving sins to everyone who failed to notice this...*DING!*

[@amirakitty]

This made me want to watch this movie again. Time to Netflix and chill....

[@JacquesWS]

+FlashyNatsu Ofish Nah, do it with the girl from the tape.

[@DEMONTOR6]

Netflix and kill

[@TheLegendOfAutumn]

+Luna Gillian Is this movie even on netflix? I haven't watched it since I watched the first 5 minutes when I was 5, started crying and ran out of the room, because my dad lied to me and told me it wasn't scary. XD

[@neptunedisco1646]

It's not on Netflix. I checked.

[@phillipisayev1273]

0 originality lol

[@caseybonesludwig]

In the classroom, "I will use my walking feet" just means no running in the classroom, not that they can't sit down.

[@jessikapiche6097]

i thought it means they all had to use the force to levitate or something... ;)

[@tiedyedowl8367]

I remember my friend and I watching this and making a pact to call each other in seven days to make sure the other was okay. 😆 We were freaked out.

[@monikaherath7505]

Is this anyone else's favourite horror movie? I watched this when I was young and it left a mark on me.. even though it may not be critically acclaimed or w/e it's still my favourite... I don't think i've ever watched a horror movie which was so immersive and engrossing. And strangely beautiful (especially when she went to the island to investigate), and the cinematography and Zimmer's score was really haunting and evocative. Man I just love this film, it's not even horror anymore, it's just a really beautiful dark and melancholy experience.

[@maximilienrobespierre7927]

Bonus round. Hollywood fucking copied the original Japanese movie. I'd add 9999999999 sins for that.

[@alliebagz4936]

Usually the Japanese versions are 300% better... like for the grudge the American version couldn't compare... not sure about the ring though.. the Japanese version wasn't as good as the remake.. although qith the grudge movies they were way better in japanese.

[@maximilienrobespierre7927]

Allie Bagz Maybe so, but still copy is copy.

[@maximilienrobespierre7927]

Damion Dixon Example?

[@NSFSponsor]

The Elder Troll V - Gandalf They have made their own bootleg version of Batman called the Golden Bat.

[@alliebagz4936]

+The Elder Troll V - Gandalf. maybe a copy. . but the remakes made the movies available to.people In the u.s .. most people had no idea about the ring movies until there was an American remake.

[@sweezxo]

Character in movie: roll credits Cinemasins: The Ring? *Ding* Lmao so clever😂😂

[@Nic_2751]

Wow no ones replied to you

[@sammey3998]

I don’t get it

[@augustrosepriv892.]

@@sammey3998 Probably because Ring rhymes with Ding.

[@orangejuiceislife9910]

Samantha S when someone says the title of the movie Cinemasins usually says roll credits, but when the movie said roll credits he said the title lol

[@Wertys]

time stamp?

[@crapthatass88]

This movie had such a legendary reputation when I was younger

[@corneliusrussell362]

The “I’m gonna give this movie 300 sins but still say the movie was decent” cliché

[@westonbourgeois1687]

"I don't breed anymore" "Vasectomies will do that to ya" Lmfao!!

[@sebbe9216]

Why does this movie have a blue filter over it? Like everything has a blue tint, it hurts my eyes...

[@karinacazares19]

I think it's green and it's probably to make us feel uneasy kinda like a gloomy feel to it

[@frxnkie.mp3]

Agreed

[@spongebobsshoe2538]

That's how it's been graded and it's for dramatic affect to give it a dark and gloomy look

[@carsonphillips8008]

Obviously they're subliminally supporting Team Mystic. Biased as crap.

[@rob98000]

Blue tint? reminds me about the pictures taken for a legal dispute.

[@6ftStooge]

I’ve pretty much seen all of the CinemaSins videos and this one is in the top 10 funniest.

[@Jerimiah10]

To be fair, this is one of the only scary movies that is actually scary. The psychological terror is well done. An old George C Scott movie called The Changeling is like this one. I like the way the movie starts too, you get the impression it's some teen suspense shit, then the movie goes a long way to depict a person who is coming to terms with a reality that is beyond belief. They put real effort into writing real nightmare shit. The scene with the fly was really powerful, and then her reaction was genius! It remains one of my all time favorites.

[@lunarservant6781]

Kids: why the fuck do we even have them

[@Slackrer]

Everyone was once a kid. Unless you came out as a 26 year old naked man.

[@shannonosullivan1375]

And everyone will be a corpse one day. I dont wanna hang out with dead bodies. I assume you don't either. So what is your point?

[@iforgotmybird144]

LunarServant You better thank your lucky star that your parents had kids.

[@lunarservant6781]

Waffelz Gurl look guys what i was trying to say is that in a lot of the movies i have seen, kids are either there to be a extra worry or a dik i mean, we need someone normal

[@iforgotmybird144]

LunarServant kk XD I'm to surprised by the fact that u replied to me so quickly on a post from 3 months ago to argue with you

[@janmoors1743]

Watching this at 12:10 in the night

[@shourabchy4770]

+Jan Moors its 4am here

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

+Jan Moors I'm lucky it's 4 pm here

[@Epiales333]

+Jan Moors Good idea

[@benjaminwelkens8118]

bruh where

[@benjaminwelkens8118]

4 hours ago it was 6

[@comedyfootball4860]

I’d be that guy to be so petty about my fate I’d drive the tape around on a tv attached to a generator in a pick up truck and pay people to watch it.

[@nickj5927]

1:17 it says I will use my walking feet at all times which means they won’t run I had the same rule in all of my elementary days

[@katysmysmile2163]

"what are you doing in the closet?" don't worry I'm there too.

[@georgia2154]

Kid

[@katysmysmile2163]

KID

[@555dking]

This movie scared the hell out of me as a kid. Rewatching recently was kind of boring

[@prettywhenicry4052]

the movie was never scary

[@yawgmoth5662]

Horror movies generally aren't scary anymore once your older than the age of 12

[@KaladinVegapunk]

I saw it when it came out and I was in like jr high, well versed in horror movies, and I did think some parts were unsettling but it was never scary, grudge was a little bit creepier. The dawn of the dead remake & 28 days later were the VIP's of that era, especially since I was already a Romero fan, but they did unintentionally start the zombie craze

[@antoniosepulveda4041]

Kasey Bunker says the one that probably piss themselves

[@candemirayak8981]

i watched this when i was 10 thanks to my fucking older friends, and i was fucking traumatized dude, i couldn't sleep for weeks.

[@tobinichols1389]

I love when he brakes down scenes like this 😭😂 notification bell 🔔

[@janedoex8345]

When she took of the phone ...it world be hilarious if they played : " *I just call - to say - I love you !* "

[@claudia-uy5gk]

"when the horse died it saw the ring" lol 😜😂😂

[@quisty6492]

Claudia Laphos then my dog watched the tape 😢

[@quisty6492]

Claudia Laphos but my dog really died but didn't watch the tape

[@nadinelogina2333]

Im pissed that the horse died

[@ebjsandwich8145]

NORMIE DETECTED

[@sarahmurabito9391]

Edgy_Teen _WithProblems me too

[@CaptainSteveMC]

This movie fully fucked me for so long my sister made me/let me watch it when I was young (7 yrs) and I was too scared to even be in the bathroom by myself, I had the worst nightmares of the girl for so long, still haunts me a bit, 10 years later

[@Kanuk97]

The Creepsta ya i had nightmares for years

[@andrewsumlinturner4258]

Captain SteveMC I'm sorry

[@muriumnooraarif5973]

Captain SteveMC Same with me and insidious.

[@amayarain9228]

My sister let me watch it when i was seven too, i had so many nightmares and like a month ago i got the same nightmare again for the first time in 6 years

[@vampiraJ]

Chuckie was the movie that most scared the shit out of me for some reason. Then Toy Story came out....lol

[@mikecarlson8229]

I am not convinced that anyone can catch a fly that easily. No f*cking way

[@juttamaier2111]

Dude, I'd really like to spend an evening with you. Love your sort of humour.

[@jaxonbassett666]

This is the comment section. You are safe here. Have some snacks!!

[@cbb3480]

Jaxon Bassett Wtf

[@Hayden_Cat]

+Caya Bennett you don't get it??

[@cbb3480]

Hannah Burris I get it...

[@taistelusammakko5088]

These comments are cancer

[@cbb3480]

xur agent of the nine Your comment sucks.

[@cornythedog6372]

I only watch these bc I don't wanna watch the real movie 😂

[@Solaire808]

Corny The Dog me to but weirdly my frends like spoilers

[@tifef8925]

Corny The Dog Sameeeee

[@olxria]

Corny The Dog me to lol I thought I was the only one

[@airplanefood9004]

Same Here 😂

[@BluuLady]

Same with me 😂

[@ZahJ14]

I watched both the ring movies when I was 10 and I think that started my love for horror movies, like it was the first horror movie I ever watched and I love it so much.

[@BEAUTYnIQ]

I love this narrator! the content hilarious! thanQ!

[@zeejayy6039]

They should make a video for the Babadook.

[@ShanyShannon]

Zoe Johnson Yes! I thought that they had but they hadn't.

[@IsaacLikesGames]

Omg yesss

[@paradise2pink]

Zoe Johnson prepare for babashook jokes

[@narwhalgirl12]

paradise2pink XD

[@shadowhunter6428]

I watched it but my mom stoped it dew to thinking it was sad and not good so yeah didn't watch all of it

[@imitationinfinity7962]

Never seen this movie but it looks scary as f***

[@QuantumOverlord]

I've seen it about 5 times, my favorite movie of all time. Such an intelligently written horror mystery.

[@willmckinnon5999]

+QuantumOverlord in my opinion it isn't that good but it still is scary af

[@antoniaa8991]

is not that scary geez

[@matty9460]

I didn't find it that scary but it's a fantastic film

[@willmckinnon5999]

matty9460 hmm well I am less scared of murderers and more scared of like ghosts and shit so that is probably why

[@muskai3315]

when i first started watching this i thought- wait why does this seem familiar about the phone the tape and the pillow fight also the weird kid and the teacher? then i was like- .... OH WAIT SCARY MOVIE 3! they made the parody off of this! wow

[@thomashutson7205]

Love your channel and you keep up the good work also can you react to urban legend