Everything Wrong With The House Of The Dead

How has it taken us this long to sin a Uwe Boll movie? I have no idea. But we're rectifying that today, with these sins we found in the truly awful House of the Dead.
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[@nicholasvondoelln6814]

"Yes more bodies to maintain my immortality so I can spend my time trapped in isolation hanging out with my rotting corpse friends". What the hell is the point of immortality if you are just going to do what you would if you were buried in a graveyard anyways. I mean at least Dracula managed to travel around Europe and get laid every once in awhile.

[@freddycheung4479]

Good fucking point.

[@NekoSoren]

Maybe the guy has internet connection and porn does it for him? o_o...I mean i would have said the zombies but the idea of them doing it disturbs me deeply

[@kamashi36]

NekoSoren Nope, it's still 2003 in this movie.

[@NekoSoren]

Then I guess it's zombies then :l

[@dares5852]

Then shudent the world be ending because 2003 is when the world collapse outbreak started in the game

[@Maehedrose]

"It doesn't magically reload when you holster the thing" - But it does in the game!

[@Maehedrose]

It couldn't have been much worse.

[@happyjohn354]

dude it got 4% on rotten tomatoes... thats the lowest score i have EVER scene...

[@cynthiaking5790]

+Jonathan S Gerad House of the Dead is NOT Uwe Boll's lowest rated movie... Alone in the Dark got 1%.

[@happyjohn354]

WTF... how is a movie supposed to be that bad and have a budget... i mean seriously i know highsschoolers that could make a better house of the dead movie than Boll

[@cynthiaking5790]

Jonathan S Gerard They got a new director for the sequel, and it's actually pretty good. I mean, it's not GREAT, but the sequel is actually ENJOYABLE.

[@DrTsundere]

"You created it all so you could become immortal. Why?" "To live forever!" Actual lines, actually written, for an actual film. It doesn't get better then this.

[@NiteKat2023]

That is some resident evil level dialogue.

[@Rheisler1475]

@@NiteKat2023 Wesker.. until RE5

[@grizzly554]

Wow this is probably the DUMBEST line in all of film and movie history.....🙏🙏🙏

[@FadazMada]

well, its not wrong, lmao

[@51stcenturygirl]

I feel my brain cells dying from just reading that.

[@nerfyomoma2045]

You missed one of the funiest things that is wrong with this movie, Karim Debbache a french youtuber pointed it in his review of this films. There are moments when zombies are jumping in the forest where you can actually see trampolines they are jumping on, and you can see travelling rails too in a scene.

[@DuragAllDay]

Damn

[@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898]

We thought we're the only ones who could see that and we're surprise that we found one comment that talk about the trampolines most of the comment don't talk about it or never notice it.

[@yardslammer009kennedy2]

Link please.

[@mattd6931]

I haven't watched this movie (thankfully) but if it was a Spanish guy who wrote the log, wouldn't the log have been in Spanish, not English? If not, it's a sin. And if so, it's a sin that one of the characters just happens to speak Spanish when it's needed. Spanish-ex-machina.

[@vilimikkola2545]

Matt D Also, that book in 11:58 is blank.

[@hylianchriss]

Maybe it's an age-thing, but I am Swedish and I write a lot of diary-like stuff and logs and instructions in English, almost as often as I do in Swedish, so... it's not that weird xD

[@MKIVWWI]

Maybe they need the glasses from "National Treasure" to see the writing? lol

[@Infinite_Jester]

hylianchriss That's because Sweden has largely adopted an international culture and is very anglicised. When that log was written, Spanish was probably more of a lingua franca than English was on a global level. Ship's logs for military vessels were also written in the language of the flag they sailed under. And even so, populations with rare languages are more likely to learn more languages. You only have to go to Germany or France or Russia to find a large part of the population who know only one language (and it's not English), because they get along with one language. If you speak Finnish or Icelandic you have to learn other languages to interact with anyone outside your immediate circle. In conclusion: it would be pretty damn weird.

[@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_]

@@Infinite_Jester Yes and based on the uniforms that the Spaniards had in that scene, it was way before English spread at the levels of today.

[@masterof4elements826]

Scooby-doo on Zombie Island is a better zombie/suspense movie than this.

[@TheLowBrassDude]

That movie legitimately scared me as a kid. This movie would have bored 9 year old me back in 2003.

[@uglyken0]

That was the shit as a kid

[@FrancisR420]

It's better than a number of renowned zombie movies and :spoiler: the antagonists aren't even zombies they're witch furries The zombies are hardly even zombies they were more like ghosts, misunderstood Restless Souls.

[@freelanceryuu]

This is actually a true statement.

[@francescagonzalezramos9442]

@@TheLowBrassDude I really heard about King of the Zombies in 1941. The black & white horror comedy film looks good and it's one of my favorite Mantan Moreland movie of the 1940s, eh?

[@atmyrenaissance3439]

I would add another sin because I swear those pages in that book looked blank.

[@tasiyeahh]

Also the Asian lady in the American flag spandex fought zombies in high heels. Wut.

[@sovietvirus9270]

@@tasiyeahh Too many zombie-fighting females wear high heels in games, it looks so uncomfortable.

[@FrancisR420]

The confidence really helps

[@thekenyonsquad5672]

I want a movie like this, but with someone like Jeremy telling everyone how stupid they are while everyone ignores him

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

I agree!

[@tcrpgfan]

Then he comes in at the end after splitting from the group with military backup and owns everybody there, including the main cast.

[@Neutral_Tired]

that would be great

[@RealNigga0190]

Fucking make it happen. Oh and the black guy isn't the first guy to die, there isn't a dumb blonde whose sole purpose is to fornicate with that dumb jock, and the smart person doesn't say let's split up. Well, the latter can go away as it would defeat the purpose of the ending.

[@yungslyme4341]

Kenyon Erickson and he is the only one who lives

[@GoodwillWright]

Wait... last time I played House of the Dead, guns do reload when you holster them, or point them offscreen which is good enough.

[@MegapiemanPHD]

If that is what they where going for then that is slightly smart but mostly stupid.

[@AnavelJay]

"Reload! Reload! Shoot outside of the screen!"

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

This makes Dragonball Evolution look like Citizen Kane.

[@sakuraogami6885]

That movie is almost bad as GT. Grrruuhhh...... *pukes a little*

[@erickpadilla8578]

+Starlight Dash GT?

[@sakuraogami6885]

Dragonball GT?

[@thinhvo3893]

Exactly

[@rileyleal]

+Emperor Palpatine "it makes cop dog look like cop out, I don't even know what that means!"

[@agentleman4610]

Neat tidbit: The weapons training Uwe Boll put the actors through consisted solely of locking them in a room with an arcade cabinet of House of the Dead 1 and 2 for several hours a day with a bucket of quarters. No safety training or anything like that because hey, who needs to be concerned with potentially maiming your fellow cast members by firing too close with blanks. Also if I remember right he didn't even have a trained fire arms handler on sight.

[@OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN]

Actually on the DVD he had just the female actresses go to a paintball range and shoot at people dressed as zombies. They even say "we need to make sure we shoot for the head otherwise the fan boys will be like hey that's not how you kill a zombie" For the sequel they even went so far as to do no training at all. Which, to me, seems better since ignoring the training just makes it worse

[@thelonerider5644]

@@OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN They made a sequel?

[@OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN]

@@thelonerider5644 Yep. It had Victoria Pratt (former fitness model/minor canadian tv star) and featured the answer to a long unanswered zombie question...if you get bitten by a mosquito that bit a zombie do you turn? The answer is yes, but slowly...the rest of the movie isn't worth seeing.

[@thelonerider5644]

@@OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN I'll pass, thank you... if I wanted to see someone slowly devolve into a mindless creature I'd watch cable news lol.

[@PreciousLuna1988]

@@OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN naw part 2 is good and worth seeing.

[@jayreagan5999]

One has to wonder, in awe, at how the fuck this movie was green lighted.

[@elmSTREETnasty]

Jay Reagan Just Google Uwe Boll and read about who finances his movies. It's sad that the Germans won't come to their senses and stop giving him money.

[@jayreagan5999]

***** Yeah, I looked it up, and it's a no-brainer. No studio in their right minds would ever give this talentless ass any money.

[@elmSTREETnasty]

Jay Reagan I can't believe the tax breaks in Germany. If I ever want to make a shitty movie, I'm just gonna find some rich guy in Berlin and ask him for money.

[@Codereaper30]

Rejoice! News hath spread that our talentless little ass, Uwe Boll, has quit the movie business!

[@elmSTREETnasty]

Codereaper30 MUST GOOGLE THEN CELEBRATE!!!!!!!

[@guitarman0365]

11:33 my God the way that dude delivered that line just made me think of Johnny " I did not kill her, I did not"

[@joshuah981]

"Oh. Hi, Mark"

[@Codereaper30]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA

[@LACwriter]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, GUITARMAN0365!

[@lochiegreen7452]

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[@TylerMcVeigh1]

I think the real question is what ISN'T a sin in this movie, because I can't think of one!

[@bigbowss9817]

Boobs?

[@LeUserNameIsTaken]

Big Bowss Boobs

[@LeUserNameIsTaken]

Boobs!

[@athosfranklin2086]

Boooobs !

[@tweeotch]

Boobs AND a lap dance.

[@janmoors1743]

I saw this movie when i was 10 years old. It was fucking bad even for a 10 year old

[@minhnat9777]

Same

[@coventrywork4601]

Same It's true is not even horror so why it is it horror

[@tristancampbell2302]

+Coventry Work because zombies.

[@antoniabaldassarre2205]

+Jan Moors same with me only i was a teenager and it was my least favorite movie EVER!

[@joji8353]

+Jan Moors I played the game when I was like 9....... On the Wii.

[@SorakuFett]

A HoTD movie needs to be about 2 dudes going into a spooky mansion and shooting the shit out of everything, including the Magician at the end.

[@krauser18x]

SorakuFett I like the second game, except for the voice acting

[@lui1436]

SorakuFett Exactly and make sure to go into a small room with a headless knight with a giant wielding axe

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

and then in the sequel would be 2 guys going into the city searching for a guy while also shooting the shit out of everythhing plus with a better voice acting

[@humanoid251]

Homophobic Asswipe and in the 3rd installment one of the guys goes missing while investigating the whereabouts of the mansion owner from the first game's son, so his daughter teams up with the other guy to find him and they proceed to shoot everything, find the guy that went missing and discover that the mansion owner from the first game transformed himself into an immortal being and so the aforementioned daughter and mansion owner's son team up to kill him

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

Humaniod25 amen my nigga

[@Bweeznas]

If you ever do watch this again or for the first time I highly recommend watching it with the directors commentary! It made the whole thing worth it for reals!!

[@suicidalseagull560]

"Who's gonna be able to look me in the eyes with a face like this..." *turns to show sticker on face.*

[@elmSTREETnasty]

I bought this movie a long time ago on DVD without knowing anything about it other than it was supposed to be "based" off of a video game I liked to play. I also didn't know who Uwe Boll was at the time. Never again, Cinema Sins. Never again.

[@PDJ004]

I'd like to see the Nostalgia Critic, Spoony & Linkara try to review this movie.

[@EpicGroaning]

^ All of this right here.

[@artfan101]

I will pay good money to never have to see another one of those fucking Tina Fey American Express commercials again.

[@jjjkoy]

I will pay good money to never see tina fey again

[@Eguzky]

I will pay good money to never hear from Uwe Boll again.

[@BlindBabeBeth]

+Ronald Pagan YES.

[@Sandbar3D]

After watching this movie I now value my life at 400 dollars.

[@Rheisler1475]

I value my life at 400 dollars because I saw this movie IN THEATERS lol.. laughed the entire time with friends

[@DrDiscordedWhooves]

The amount of sins this movie got make me love it even more. This is a "So bad is good" movie.

[@xxxCrackerJack501xxx]

I had a random thought, imagine if there was a movie directed by Uwe Boll starring Tommy Wiseau and produced by Michael Bay

[@FManAngryAmerican]

All of that crappiness might make an Oscar worthy film... Lol

[@xxxCrackerJack501xxx]

FManAngryAmerican I think it would be so bad that if you watched it, it would be like looking into the Ark from Indiana Jones and you'd melt/explode

[@a-drewg1716]

+xxxCrackerJack501xxx if this movie had anything to do with Michael Bay when the zombies got shot they would of exploded

[@xxxCrackerJack501xxx]

Connor Kenway and it would be even more rapidly edited and have a bunch of those annoying spinning 360 slow motion shots

[@a-drewg1716]

the movie's run time would of been 3 hours, but with out the slow motion shots it would only be 30 minutes.

[@Starbird1022]

What, no sin for the "You created it all so you could be immortal! Why?" "To live forever!" scene?

[@richardspillers6282]

why the fuck would sega sponsor a shit rave in the middle of nowhere?

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

+Richard Spillers they made Sonic '06 and Shadow the Hedgehog, Sega doesn't always make the best choices

[@MrGeist-hu7if]

+Mst3kfanatic1 Everyone does the 'dark half' in games. What makes Sega's version any worse than all the other uninspired 'nega' halves?

[@TheTrueLeafless]

+Richard Spillers Why the fuck would Sega allow Uwe Boll to make a movie out of one of their game series?

[@NekoSoren]

They were drunk, it was dark, there was acid...shit happends XD

[@rodrigolefosse]

And in the afternoon?

[@itsSYF]

You know when a baby deer is trying to walk, and it takes its first steps, and then its hit by a Semi...yea, thats pretty much this movie.

[@MrFedoraFilm]

-House of the Dead....lets see what you got for this movie. -True it's bad, at least the two Agents from the games series appears. -I rather play the games than watch this movie.

[@greedow]

I rather play any game then watch the movie based around it... even the actually good movies... especially if the game involves the use of a shotgun that I aim myself...and for that reason miss a lot

[@OmniscientWarrior]

***** You might like the Resident Evil movies and not just the live action series, but the CG ones also (maybe more so the CG ones as they tell parts of the story that isn't in the game) because they don't tell the story in the game, and the parts that are from the game are matched up pretty well.

[@greedow]

OmniscientWarrior I do like the cg RE movies...and the first live action one... I never said i don't watch them, but for the most time...i play the game again before watching the movie btw...Ever watched the animated tekken movie? begginning and middle? meh... ending? So fucking worth it

[@OmniscientWarrior]

***** Yes the animated Tekken was a good movie, and once again, the story makes so much more sense in Japanese (and tbh, if it weren't for that one scene with Anna, I wouldn't have finished watching it; and I was young when I saw it, no too young, but still). The live action Tekken should not have happened. And the animated Battle Arena Toshinden animated movie, but it didn't really follow to game story too well.

[@Zaidon7]

OmniscientWarrior The live-action Tekken movie wasn't even that bad to me. It wasn't really that great, but I actually watched it without thinking to myself. "Wow, this is dumb." There are a lot worse movies.

[@nimlasmurr]

Just gonna say here that I thank ya'll for doing these! I've been pseudo watching these horror flicks through you guys since it skips the useless and gross bits and adds extra comedy so I don't get so freaked out, but still get to satisfy my curiosity about what the stories are. Thank you!! ;w;

[@JosephJoestur]

7:28 nope that gun was out of bullets remember? it doesn't magically reload when you holster the thing. well actually having unlimited ammo would be one of the only connections this movie has to the game.

[@VerdaTal]

I'm never going to re-watch this movie, but I swear that every time a character died, there was a fast-forwarded montage of every scene that character was in thus far, with a filter over it. I thought for sure that'd be something called out. Also, I think the '360' shots were Uwe Boll legitimately trying to do Bullet-Time, but figured if he didn't have hundreds of cameras in sync, that one spinning on a track was good enough.

[@bananatoffeepie]

"How did this girl just so suddenly go Jackie Chan Mode?" Me: IDK Movie Logic??

[@GodAmbition_1997]

Any thing Uwe Bowl makes is terrible.

[@GodAmbition_1997]

***** LOL this movie was one the leads to Dragball Evolution. Comic book adaptions yes I love them. Video Game, Anime, etc Hell no.

[@GodAmbition_1997]

***** Mortal Kombat 1 was the one of them and Blood the last Vampire.

[@shadowdramon01]

Uwe Boll is not responsible for Mortal Kombat. That film is one of Paul WS Anderson's few decent movies (that's the guy responsible for the Resident Evil live action movies so you know he's just full of quality😑).

[@GodAmbition_1997]

Omar Harris I never blamed Uwe for those films it's just those films deserve way more better and trusting management then how you see them. All those adaptions for Video games, anime, and etc get the shittiest directors and screen writers like people don't give a shit about the franchises.

[@GodAmbition_1997]

Omar Harris All though these adaptions make a bad name for film. There were some that had my eye Blood the Last Vampire, Doom, MK1, and Need for Speed.

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

13:05 What's worse is that that door opens by swinging OUTWARDS. So, yeah, barricading it with a shovel and some barrels has just turned the characters into a gang of Abbott and Costello knockoffs.Also, Alicia at some point during the big shootout switched from a shotgun, to a pistol, to a shotgun again.And one final sin: Rudy is supposed to be the doctor from the video game, yes, but in the game, his name is ROY. Not Rudolph.

[@GBSLiveMusic]

The overdubs at the end are absolutely brilliant. I don't know how large of a team you guys work in, but you have it making me laugh until my face hurts every time!

[@samuelmills1196]

The chick who kept yelling "Matt" reminded me of Emily from until dawn

[@darylmoore6711]

I made the worst mistake by using my hard earned money to see this stinking pile of crap in the theatre. What a freaking waste. The only good thing I learned from this experience is whenever I see a movie that has Uwe Boll's name attached to it, I steer clear and run from it like it's a zombie apocalypse.

[@brunomgpinto]

I also watched this movie in the theaters. 🤣 I remember half the people leaving the theaters during the movie! 🤣 I can't even understand how this movie didn't go straight to VHS! 😁

[@Justmyhandle]

*House of the Dead* was the very first zombie game I ever played, I can remember spending SO much money on it in the mall-arcade as a kid. Having thoroughly acknowledged how much its cheap voice acting, obsolete scare tactics, and nonsensical story have aged over the years, I can still honestly say that the plot of the game was better than this excuse for a movie. I don't care if this was meant to be a sort of prequel with the survivor being revealed as "Curien" at the end, that it referenced the games at all is an insult. This is one of those rare times when the *"Everyone is entitled to their opinion"* argument offers no defense to a product. This film creatively & technically was objectively BAD, not even enjoyable as a guilty pleasure, PERIOD. It was pathetic as an adaptation and pitiable in acting, directing, stunts, effects, editing, etc). Anyone who has seen a decent film even once in life would agree. Hollywood seriously needs to get it through their heads already that some franchises simply DO NOT WORK in film. How this ever got a sequel is astounding.

[@lemonade5245]

Keith Harris "This is one of those rare times when the"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... So?

[@Replica_Films2000]

+Keith Harris WAIT THIS GOT A SEQUAL!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

[@Replica_Films2000]

+Keith Harris WAIT THIS GOT A SEQUAL!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

[@Justmyhandle]

watch officer Unfortunately, yes, and a third film has been talked about for some time.

[@Replica_Films2000]

by the same producer

[@avavavaa]

Is it weird I have had vivid dreams of this house, and never watched this movie or heard of it before?

[@Laarye]

Anyone every notice that it's always Uwe Boll who comes along and ruins the video game movie and making us hate them so no one else makes them and leaving him the only one to keep ruining them? Then he gets tired of us complaining about how he ruined everything over and over, so his only way of handling the critisism is to challenge anyone to a fight instead of just trying to make the movies better? Even his new movie Rampage 2 promised taking the fight to Washington DC and fighting the government, but it was just take hostages in a basement that's not even in DC movie. I have never paid to see a single one of his movie, and I regret seeing them after the fact, but why do we still watch them and how is he still getting money to ruin everything?

[@timoyr2954]

I hate almost all his films, but In all honesty, Rampage is not a bad film at all.

[@MarsGundam]

Timppa 3 Yeah, Rampage 1 came out of nowhere and I loved it. Rampage 2 was okay, but I was expecting more, hopefully a third installment will be bigger in scale.

[@auggiedoggie4968]

Timppa 3 Uwe Boll's non video game aren't as bad. I didn't know Rampage was an Uwe movie until the end. I liked Tunnel Rats as well.

[@dennett316]

Video game movies were pretty poor before Uwe Boll got his hands on some of them. He made them worse, don't get me wrong, but the likes of the Super Mario Bros. movie and the Mortal Kombat sequels (the original was pretty good) were trash long before Boll came on the scene.

[@NightmareGamer4]

He actually makes his money through tax loopholes that guarantee that even if the film is a huge bomb, he still makes money or something to that extent.

[@W00DSMAN]

Actually a fun watch if you see it with friends and drink everytime there's a continuity error. The films so full of them you'll be blurry eyed in the first 10 minutes.

[@saffronmischief3480]

And by the end you'll have liver failure.

[@W00DSMAN]

almost definitely

[@silverfang4583]

Drinking game take a shot every time they count a sin

[@sobekflakmonkey]

I remember hearing about this movie when I was younger and being like "COOL!" but then I attempted to watch it, even as a kid in elementary school who had played the game, I was not impressed, I wanted to stop watching it and that's exactly what I did, I don't think i've ever watched it until the end..

[@ViVidVendetta]

PLEASE REVIEW HOUSE OF WAX. that would be so funny. I found so many things wrong with that movie and am interested in what you find.

[@FrogSpatula42]

I hope Uwe Boll watched this

[@arvinnassiri007]

me too

[@WormsWeGot]

+Starbite Productions If he did, he would probably threaten CinemaSin's to a boxing match. Like he did against all the critics that hates him as a director.

[@1aundulxaldin]

+WormsWeGot Does he actually do that?

[@WormsWeGot]

Yes, he did in the past. He got so pissed at some of his critics that he invited them to a boxing contest. He really doesn't take to well at getting bad reviews.

[@1aundulxaldin]

WormsWeGot That gives me some relief. I have problem letting go of grudges, but here is a guy who takes his grievances with others another step UP and boxes their EARS OFF!? What kind of person do you call that!??

[@kingdarius513]

Wait house of the dead had a movie? Since when! O.o

[@LittleMissKristie22]

He mentioned many times that it was 2003

[@DerultimativeOzzy]

since 2003.

[@HoodieProduction]

Define movie.

[@Starbird1022]

It actually doesn't, an Uwe Boll movie just happens to share its name with the game.

[@Nagifan7496]

Theres also a SEQUAL (Which still sucks BUT its better than this trash)

[@IronMaidenLeigh]

To be fair, I could totally see someone raised in today's culture standing around, filming a zombie attack.

[@wetstinkysocks490]

GamerDame yeah that is true. that person filming a zombie attack would probably be twitting about "omg err one be dying and shit #sosad #tooyoungtodie #dontbiteme" LMAO!

[@FrancisR420]

By raised in today's society you mean have cameras in their pockets? I mean when has camera footage ever been useful after a violent incident right?

[@loulou7963]

Me too ! 😡

[@Marie-pr1ss]

@@FrancisR420 They mean that today's society is desensitized to gore. So, yeah filming a zombie attack wouldn't be that off.

[@nightbandit1260]

with that big zombie fight. I think the zombies found the acid

[@66DoodleGal]

Zombies dying from blows to the chest or back instead of the head. Why isn't this a sin????

[@pslush1]

maybe cause the zombies in the game dont have to be headshotted?

[@66DoodleGal]

yoshikage kira oh yeah I wasn't even talking about a game I was talking about the movie. But the rules still apply.

[@guerillawhite3083]

because zombies are fictional, therefore whomever created the story can apply any rules they want to them

[@66DoodleGal]

Amarna Mousa I am aware that they're fictional I'm just saying as the rules of zombies go the only way to kill them is destroying the head

[@GoPhukYourself]

Twilight one, Twilight two, Twilight three, Twilight Four, and Twilight Five. Next question...

[@midnight80090]

Should do the original 1959 version of House on Haunted Hill.

[@JohnSpawn1]

There's a 1939 version of House on Haunted Hill? Are you sure you didn't mean 1959?

[@ge2719]

Tom Waits probably means haunted house

[@midnight80090]

Tom Waits Right right my bad, lol

[@midnight80090]

Graeme Evans Nope the 59 House on Haunted Hill, its too funny but really good

[@midnight80090]

psbox362 Me too, the man is simply a legend

[@KennethEspericueta340]

Man everything is wrong with 99% of Uwe Boll flims

[@LV_427]

It's funny how the producer and director credits get sinned without any explaining.

[@ShockwaveITB]

Isn't he the guy that makes bad movies on purpose for the tax right offs?

[@KennethEspericueta340]

yup its him

[@rizkaarifiandi5670]

well... the original Rampage was kinda good

[@kasukeurahara2302]

Kenneth The Wizard This comment deserves so much more likes, it's fucking hilarious.

[@bonafye]

that whole action scene of them killing countless zombies was ridiculous and had me LMFAO X'D

[@asdfghjkl9260]

Hey cinema sins, great video, BUT THAT GREY BAR THAT IS COVERING MOST OF THE FOOTAGE IS A NO-GO.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

yes, because everyone knows all the good shots in this movie are in the top and bottom eighth of the screen.

[@asdfghjkl9260]

yeah, plus that it's distracting as fuck

[@lolnah8856]

Yeah I had to go back and see if other videos were like that... Not sure why the video is stretched over the whole screen with translucent bars instead of between black bars like usual.

[@lissfirefly9517]

Typing of the dead had a better love story.

[@swirls5000]

It had a better *story.*

[@commandercat10]

I never heard of that movie

[@JSwanKilowJ]

Producer: Uwe Boll *ding* sin Director: Uwe Boll *ding* sin I'm done...

[@Glitch-jm7zg]

Speaking of Saw II, I'd love to see you into that movie.

[@DigiRangerScott]

For the holidays there should be Cinnamon Sins

[@jonpalmiere]

+1 sin for your comment

[@IronicTB]

Jon Palmiere *ding

[@Mf7d89]

Everything wrong with *MEAN GIRLS* next!!

[@jaxflfreebird]

I saw this movie on the sci- fi channel. Maybe I was tired or zoned out but I enjoyed at least parts of it at the time. The ship captain was pretty cool imo. He is the main memory that I have of the movie that and the cgi zombies.

[@dpw9475]

Here are your Outro Mashups: 1. Twilight 2. Gordon’s fish sticks 3. Simpsons 4. Pulp Fiction 5. Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me 6. Pirates of the Caribbean? 7. Sneakers 8. LOTR Fellowship of the Rings

[@norsie45]

potc indeed

[@dpw9475]

norsie45 Thanks for the confirmation.

[@Cybermat47]

I'm disappointed that Das Boot wasn't in there :(

[@dpw9475]

Cybermat47 Yeah that would have been good. Personally I was hoping for an homage to Clint Howard in the outros. There's more than enough material.

[@rynz_2893]

"Who cares! She's naked!" said every guy ever and hopped in! lol 2:11

[@nicholasepsilon3534]

Alicia... Alice... What is it with kick ass zombie fighting woman having similar names?they both even have ties with the "evil guy" of their respective movie. XD

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

+Nicholas Epsilon and both of the actresses suck as do the movies they are in, isn't that just the bees knees?

[@stephaniemorrissey5114]

Another sin could be that woman saying, "You're obviously no cartographer," when that guy was going the wrong way according to the map. A cartographer is someone who MAKES maps. "Cartographer" does not mean a person who can READ/FOLLOW a map. Yes, it's nit-picky, but who cares? This is CinemaSins!

[@Chimcharlover13]

To be honest, I had never heard of Uwe Boll before. Until The Nostalgia Critic reviewed one of his movies...I think about vampires or something? I don't know. And now there's this one. And...without having seen either movie...yes. I can conclude that Uwe Boll sucks. Bad.

[@Kylec0pezTR]

Bloodrayne I guess?

[@Chimcharlover13]

Ah yes, that was the movie. If people like it, that's fine. I know people do love vampires that aren't related to a certain series involving them sparkling and falling for emo, depressed girls. But, Bloodrayne itself...looked god-awful.

[@tltar253]

he also review Alone in the Dark

[@Gossenphilosoph666]

Your assessment is correct. He is infamously bad at making movies.

[@theunreadcomment9834]

From what I hear, no-one would hire him so he set up his own company just to continue making movies

[@xalener]

Now you gotta do Far Cry.

[@angel-q]

There's a Far Cry movie!?

[@FibrousKestrel]

Whoa... calm down it's definitely not what you think

[@angel-q]

Fibrous Kestrel Wait, so it's not about Jason Voorhees trying to get his revenge on Pagan Krasar while riding piggy-back on his life long best friend, Sagat from Street Fighter cosplaying as Tony The Tiger, while shooting the project Far Cry guys with swords that shoot guns that shoot swords that shoot guns that shoot swords that shoot guns that shoot swords that shoot guns that shoot kitties with ancient Mayan stone masks that curse you to do ridiculous poses with legendary artist DIO, and it doesn't have Sagat screaming “TAIGA THEYYYYYYY'RE GRREAT" every second trying to stop Chris Tucker from cloning himself along with the other 12 Patriots that totally are still alive with a cameo of guest stars, guy that voices (our true lord) Mr. Satan along with Gilbert Godfrey as the narrator, Whoopi Goldberg as a cushion, Zone-Sama as lead animato- uh... CGI guy... gal... whatever Zone is, xXx_snipingPu$$¥Slaiya69xxxX as the true villain... that one guy the challenged Jason to a 1 V 1 on rust with nothing but snipers, and Hitomi J-cup's J-cups with Elvis Presley's new album: Dunkeys 4 Deyz featuring Nicki Minaj!?!? Huh... well then it sounds like shit. I'm gonna go watch it.

[@xalener]

Fuckin Anthony Bordain is in it. Just because he was nearby on the day.

[@FibrousKestrel]

Haha that sounds like a great movie

[@afn7145]

How about Alone in the Dark? That movie from what I heard is even worse.

[@c.t.a.5983]

At least, you can make fun of House of the Dead. But Alone in the Dark is not even funny.

[@AndRuKeller]

putting the gun in her holster and having it be reloaded later is the closest similarity to the video game this movie offers

[@brullsker971]

You pronunciation of “Das Boot” made me choke on my Sauerkraut.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

I'm going to assume this isn't based on Dostoevsky's "The House of the Dead."

[@Xurreal]

@10:40 I woke up at this part because I thought I was watching another movie about guns and bad guys that can be distracted or thrown off by flashy looking poses while waiting to be shot humiliating

[@sithsoldier98]

Lmao!!! Discount Chris Pine/Chris Evans and discount Ethan Hawke 🤣🤣🤣

[@blueeyedbunny]

11:11 He's so upset over his face being cut. His girlfriend turned into a zombie, he might get eaten too but all he's worried about is his face and his dating prospects. Like being a guy who survived a zombie island wouldn't make you a star instantly LOL

[@jarednil69]

Haha. I remember seeing this in the theater!! I loved the cheap Matrix effects lol

[@brickbrainiac]

the uwe boll credits should have counted for 50000000000000 sins

[@gixnnx]

"Geez, what a dumbass." KILLS ME

[@Agent57000DM]

How did you miss the visible dolly track at the bottom of the screen at 10:05?!

[@davidj135]

Anyone else notice the train tracks on the ground in the tunnel when the movie became a literal "rail shooter?" If intentional, that was actually clever, if a bit of a cheeky pun.

[@bigmoney3135]

wow, they tried really fucking hard to make that gunfight scene cool.

[@lsufan4138]

Thanks man. I was thinking about watching this movie before the video but you just saved me two hours of my life.

[@livelovelaugh9820]

The boat thing is so annoying WHY GO IN THE HOUSE JUST GO ON THE DAMN BOAT

[@Mr.Smiley_J]

I've only watched this movie once so could be remembering it wrong but I'd swear there is a scene where everyone has just been fighting zombies, some more zombies step up, the black girl say "i'll handle this," rushes in, and is almost immediately killed. I'm surprised it wasn't up here

[@IanWilliamsRebelstudiosgaming]

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH MAX PAYNE (the movie)

[@RasoKye]

Wait, that's has a movie.... I guess I don't know of these because whenever Hollywood wants to make a video game movie, it bombs.

[@Keruso]

Roxas theNobody just about all video game movies are shit. and the reverse, all video games based on movies are shit

[@killerzombie2171]

Roxas theNobody it did the bullet time in the game really well I believe used it when it was really dramatic in shoot outs

[@BlackholeGuitar]

***** I wasn't too bad, but it just didn't make sense

[@damageYT666]

Roxas theNobody It's weak as hell. For a couple of brief moments it touches on the glories of the game and character, the rest of the time it's just a generic detective / thriller movie. Such a wasted opportunity.

[@jackobrien47]

The weird thing is, I actually really enjoyed Uwe's horror/ war movie "Tunnel Rats". I saw his name come up at the start and thought "oh shit" but it was actually good. Then I watch something like this and wonder how.

[@tomc1563]

You should give this movie 1 sin per second just for existing

[@IshyVideos]

This was rough to watch even to make fun of it.

[@CLuvTravels]

0:42.....2 million sins for that guy's eyes being to close together

[@cjkalandek996]

Wait. Erica Durance was in this movie, but wasn't named Erica Durance at the time? Or was he just joking about that?

[@rizkaarifiandi5670]

yes, its Erica Parker in the credit

[@cybertek3188]

This movie sucked even by zombie movie standards.

[@elliotlytle9531]

I just watched this again, her having bullets again after holstering it is likely a reference to the games where shooting off screen reloads your gun.

[@hughmcmonigle5406]

yeah... video games never transition into movies well. I think it's more because the people making them don't put any effort into the movie, trusting on the popularity of the game to get profits. More often than not, all that happens is the fans are offended and the people who have never played the game are left confused about what is going on.

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

+Hugh McMonigle no the reason why all video game movies suck ass is because they don't follow the damn games, look at Resident Evil and Silent Hill (why the fuck is pyramid head in that damn movie!) neither of those films follow anything remotely in the games they are based on and those are probably the two best video game adaptations and they still suck more shit than Last Airbender or Dragonball Evolution

[@alyher294]

Everything wrong with House of the Dead... The whole damn movie

[@czechmate8287]

You got me with the Max Paynearration. That's what I was thinking exactly.

[@Dennzyl]

Uwe Boll once said in an interview that he never was a gamer and he gives a shit about games, he just knew it was a quick cash grab... well at least he's brutaly honest!

[@kellybaker7399]

Please do a ervery thing wrong with house of wax

[@nicholaslaport3354]

I LOVE the unspoken Uwe Boll sins back-to-back

[@OneManProduct]

WHY does Uwe Boll get the opportunity (and money) to direct a fucking movie?! Why him!

[@suwatsaksri7191]

Why are people hiring Shyamalan/Paul Anderson as directors? Why are people hiring David Cage/Motomu Toriyama/Mac Walters as writers? Because people(more likely hollywood) are idiots

[@Korijenkins1414]

At least shymalan made like 1 good movie. Uwe couldn't make a good flip book.

[@auggiedoggie4968]

Because his movies make money. And as a producer he gets a pretty good cast.

[@LeriHunter]

Stanley Murrill Actually, he used the german movie making system which compensated for the loss. Used, as in people got sick of it and he no longer can get money to produce movies.

[@BasilOmoriFan]

CONGA! DO THE CONGA! HAT STYLED CONGA! WITH UNUSUALS! AND WEAPONS!

[@crazyj10agains]

*I LOVE THE CONGA*

[@selmareyna8397]

So I listen to these videos at work occasionally hitting the actual video to watch it and I swear even when I am just listening to the narration it will make me laugh out loud at work, LOL. I especially love when he laughs so sarcastically, hahahaha (omg, gets me every time)!

[@Mimyakko]

Ok, so I've been rewatching all of the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies, and I noticed that they used the Wilhelmina scream thingy a lot. So do directors actually think it sounds good or is it just some sort of little private movie industry joke thing? They used it about 6-7 times in total

[@alucardyoici]

funny thing, the label for the wilhem scream reel is Man being eaten by alligator. and yes it's a joke started by the sound designer of star wars

[@Mimyakko]

***** oh thanks, I knew they couldn't have been serious lol

[@jdjohnson1591]

Mimyakko Never gets old.

[@maddiesiegmund5623]

Mimyakko yes I hear that everywhere!

[@jedimike7689]

Mimyakko 67 times? that would have been over a minute !

[@choosetolivefree]

3:49 Yes. Lol dunno why that makes me laugh so damn much but it does

[@NewSirenSong]

Fun that's there more zombies on the island than there were at the rave party and should have reasonably been on the island without reasonably being spotted beforehand