Everything Wrong With The Little Mermaid in 20 Minutes or Less

[@CinemaSins]

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[@jdsartre9520]

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[@firegirl4707]

Hey Cinema Sins! about Ursula. In the origin story about Ursula from the disney villans book seris, we get why she is a cecelia (octopus person) (just let me betd out guys dont judge me just let me do it) we dont know for sure, but it is speculated Ursula’s mother, Neptune’s wife, had an affair with a cecalia. Ursuala took after her father, giving her her tentacles. She looked very different, and was very beautiful and attractive. However, her younger brother, Triton, and her father, Neptune, despised her. They spread rumors that she was a witch practising the dark arts (which wasnt true at the time) When Neptune died, Ursula was supposed to inherit the throne as she was the oldest. Instead, Neptune gave Triton the trident and named him heir, and gave Ursula her shell. Heartbroken, Ursula became a woman of the court. Triton forced her to disguise her tentacles in a metmaid tail, which was painful. the only friend she had was Triton’s wife (and ariel’s mother) Athena (i think it is Athena. cant remember). Athena and Ursula were closet than sisters, and A was the only one who stood up to Triton in U’s deffense. Unfortunatly, we all know athena was crushed by a ship and killed. Triton, heartbroken, was constantly reminded of her in the face of Ursula. He created false accusations of witchcraft, and these finally gained more momentum. Triton used his false evidence to banish ursula from the court, to the deepest regions of the sea. There, Ursula took refuge inside the skeletel remains of a large beast, and remained there for years. the cold water, and her broken heart aged her, changing her physical apperance. Ursula vowed revenge on her brother and the entire ocean, and began practicing the magic she had been falsely acused of. She just had to wait for the right time, the right prey, the perfect blow, to take him down and reclaim what was rightfully her’s. that is a quick brush up on the story, it is a lot more complex. sorry for nerding out there. couldn’t resist! love your channels!!!

[@Porcupine325]

@@firegirl4707the books don’t matter

[@Wealth_Wave_Media]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Hervis_Daubeny]

How about no they're a shill

[@tando6266]

Who is steering the boat ABSOLUTELY MATTERS. IN the cartoon when the prince steers the boat, more then likely to his death to save areal it shows Triton that humans are capable of love and sacrifice, and that his initial bias was not well placed. Having Ariel do it takes away any reason for Triton to change his opinion of humans.

[@bottomerenjaeger]

he jumped into a crazy ocean with a huge octopus lady trying to kill him for ariel. i think he sacrificed himself enough to convince triton

[@fierygamer582]

This! It's stupid that they changed that!

[@madamefluffy4788]

@@bottomerenjaeger Problem is - Triton was DEAD in this remake when all of that was taking place. He saw none of what happened; so has zero reason to believe Ariel when she says Eric helped her save the day.

[@madamefluffy4788]

Not to mention how does a mermaid with no legs and no sailing experience to her name... 1) know what a helm is/how it works 2) manage to steer the ship in Ursula's direction 3) keep it on course while its caught in a whirlpool It is literally impossible for Ariel to have saved the day under those circumstances - but Disney threw logic out of the window because they wanted Ariel to save herself/be the hero than dare have Eric show he was an experienced sailor and save her, instead.

[@bottomerenjaeger]

@@madamefluffy4788 well neither was he alive to see who killed ursula with the ship so your point does not stand

[@JoseOrichalcum]

I think we’re now officially at the point where it’s perfectly acceptable to just outright sin Disney itself

[@skellytheskeletos8490]

Amen to that

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i agree

[@chasehedges6775]

💯💯. Modern Disney gets what it deserves

[@purpleheartneptune6267]

Mhm.

[@gdinfernoboy2157]

"f'kin disney" thats a phrase i expect from this channel.

[@tmh5462]

Yeah, the thing about "who kills Ursula in the end" actually is an issue. In the original movie it was a perfect way to have both characters save each other over the course of the story - Ariel saved Eric and later, in return Eric saved Ariel (even though both of them risked a lot and didn't have to do it). The remake removes that element for no reason and ruins that link, which is yet another evidence that the team behind the remake didn't get the story at all and introduced changes for the sake of changes with barely any thought behind them.

[@troythewizard9940]

Disney: Women 💪🏻 Men 🧌 Nuance 🚫

[@bryantechno4704]

They wanted a strong independent girl that does everything

[@ForceMaximus84]

All about that girl power BS.

[@bryantechno4704]

@@ForceMaximus84 Not only the plot changes but the casting too

[@kailamobley1798]

You know the stage version had that ending too right

[@jonathanstackhaus8449]

The rant about disney’s(and most media’s) misrepresentation of lust as love is 1000% ACCURATE and I am so glad you took the time to spell it out like that ✊✊✊

[@jdinfinite5055]

Finally someone else understands! Have a great holiday Jonathan 🎅

[@justinehalsey-martin2782]

I liked it so much I had to listen to it twice 😂

[@jimmyrecendiz4940]

I was like damn, I didn't know I gonna get a Ted talk in this video 😂

[@wiezyczkowata]

not just disney or media, many people don't understand the difference either

[@sarahberkner]

Fair but I like that they actually get to know each other when Eric doesn't know who she is. It's at least better than the original. That's one reason I like Frozen, Anna gets swept off her feet by Hans who actually ends up being a villain, and Elsa doesn't end up in a relationship, it's refreshing. People say Hans wasn't a good villain but I think he's realistic, it's surprising to me how many girls end up in relationships with awful guys.

[@jbear4812]

The fact that Disney still doesn’t seem to get we don’t want live action movies that soul sucking the life out of the originals is worth 1000 sins alone

[@jlawrencewat]

Movie made how much?

[@waldnesstopicinternational5040]

Then???

[@ile2038]

1000? We gotta bump those numbers up

[@dr97236]

What do you want then? Every idea you have will likely do worse than a remake

[@brandongamingtv7545]

But also, 100 extra sins just for the scuttlebutt.

[@dennysoto1236]

So are we just not gonna address the fact that the shark was attacking a princess of the sea?? Isn't Triton supposed to be in charge here? Did it think it could get away unscathed if it successfully attacked royalty? Did it work for Ursula or another unnamed villain? Why is shark so willing to attack its king's daughter???

[@thegeneralgamer4921]

that's actually a really good point

[@Howlingburd19]

*Ding*

[@insaincaldo]

Sounded like the shipwrecks are much like the elephant graveyard. Shark must be an outcast. But even the hyenas weren't dumb enough to intentionally harm Simba, before Scar involved them in his plot. So yea, not the best sense of self preservation in that shark.

[@cintronproductions9430]

Also how did Triton know Ariel was exactly at the shipwrecks just because Flounder said "shark"? Not all sharks in the ocean will hang around shipwrecks, and also there's so many species of shark, for all Triton knew Flounder could have been referring to a harmless whale shark, and why would one of those be in a shipwreck?

[@brandonlyon730]

You do realize that applies to the original movie right?

[@toddhollen]

I'm surprised you missed the sin about them singing about the animals playing various instruments during Under the Sea while showing animals playing no instruments.

[@madamefluffy4788]

Or the fact the entire song is sung in an attempt to convince Ariel to forget about the human world and stay underwater; so having Ariel sing a duet with Sebastion implies she's agreeing with him - which ruins the point of the song.

[@MoonyFBM]

@@madamefluffy4788 THIS OMG IT HAS ANNOYED ME SO MUCH

[@sarahberkner]

This is a sin, however it was a pretty good scene and I get why Ariel sings along, she just really likes to sing lol.

[@alexandrecarvalho3219]

And the rap between Sebastian and Scuttle. That was awkward.

[@Beutimus]

Thank you Cinema Sins for finally explaining to me what love is much better than my parents, religion, or media has.

[@pedromoura1446]

Yeap. Not knowing that makes love life harder than it needs to be...

[@alisonwilloughby5603]

Yes! 🙌🏻

[@tanandalynch9441]

I don't think it was the trident. I think it was the fact that with Ursula now dead the contract is void and thus her magic is undone. A better sin would be "convenient trident falling next to Triton is convenient" Also Ariel singing along to Under the Sea implies she actually wants to stay when we've been told already that she doesn't so why is she singing?

[@recusantium]

i think Ariel is pretending to be into it so Sebastian can let his guard down and she can run off lol

[@osmanyousif7849]

Yeah, I'm sorry, but whoever had Ariel singing along to Under The Sea clearly didn't understand the point of the song. As it was meant to Sebastian convincing Ariel of the dangers of the surface land, but Ariel is shown not to listen to him, which is why she retreats with Flounder later in the song while Sebastian's still singing and dancing, yet nobody (not even the audience) realizes that she's gone, because we're so preoccupied by the song to even realize. Geez, how did these remakes creators not understand the point of certain movies in the original movie?

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

​@@osmanyousif7849 She simply likes singing and allayed his alertness with doing it ... before she eventually left. Psychology. PS: And I saw her leaving in the cartoon, after Flounder has whispered something into her ear.

[@andreasmeelie1889]

@@osmanyousif7849 The movie shows Flounder and Ariel swimming off. So we, the audience, know that they are gone but not Sebastian, the fish, and the singing sea creatures. Lol😂😅

[@osmanyousif7849]

@@andreasmeelie1889 , but in the 89 movie, it’s like a quick moment that while we do notice it, because the song is so engaging, our minds are turned off. Which is the whole point that the directors were intending on. As even Sebastian was so engaged with singing and dancing that he never noticed.

[@AJHelotie]

1:02 Came here for a “This movie exists” sin. Was not disappointed 😆

[@anubusx]

Same here!!!

[@ProWierdchamp]

Same

[@Floraclaw]

He could have ended the video there and we would have been good. Just cut to him having lunch or a cat playing for the rest of the 20 minutes. Would be more entertaining than the movie itself.

[@LucyAdroit]

Of course xD "Live action movie of original animated exists" cliché present and accounted for

[@ForceMaximus84]

@@LucyAdroit Disney’s the one that made it a cliche. Blame them.

[@The-Allwalker]

For these Disney remakes, it would honestly make sense at the end of the video to double the tallied sins and call it a sin count "remastering". It'd also account for how these remakes seem twice as long with half the substance.

[@firegirl4707]

i think it would have done better if they called it “Romebro and Juliwet”

[@sarahberkner]

I like this and I didn't even like the cartoon, I think people are looking at it through rose-colored glasses. For example Sebastian has a human face but with no nosein the original, I don't know what to tell you.

[@TheJinx64]

@@sarahberkneryeah, no.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Biggest sin of all: Awkafina's terrible singing as Scuttle

[@anubusx]

Oh god that noise.

[@ProWierdchamp]

Awkafina did fine as scuttle

[@dragonmaster613]

The irony is palpable

[@giovannibermudezjr]

That Awkwa is NOT Fina...😬

[@kidpuri8589]

Awkafina is a pretty average actress, and definitely not a good singer, however here the part suited her imo... So I disagree with you.

[@kendellstewart2090]

11:09 to 11:49 - I was not expecting this level of truth in a Cinemasins video.

[@style_icon997]

I love it! So true!!!

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

“The Scuttlebutt” should automatically get 10,000 sins

[@cristianleano8827]

Agree

[@alexandrecarvalho3219]

YES OH MY GOD YES. I was literally cringing at that part.

[@Howlingburd19]

Watching CinemaSins videos on live action Disney movies is a lot easier and entertaining than actually seeing them for real 😂

[@balrighty3523]

It’s super-easy and barely an inconvenience.

[@Gamer3427]

@@balrighty3523 Quoting Pitch Meetings is tight!

[@Kidkinsey]

I do this for multiple movies I don't wanna see lol

[@AimForMyHead81]

😂

[@luuduonghy659]

@@balrighty3523 Remember of one quote in MasterChef from Joe Bastianich but transfer it to film. It sum up the film "THIS KIND OF SHIT IS WHAT PISSES US OFF. AND THIS KIND OF FILMES, ARE WHAT SEND YOU HOME!"

[@monmothma3358]

20:00 Ah, the moralizing... Ariel never steps out of the water in a wedding dress! She wears a silvery dress. Then when she and Eric kiss, they skip to the wedding scene. The time in-between is unspecified.

[@Apophis324]

Wow, I had not expected an almost minute-long, very apt and accurate, description of what love actually entails. Great commentary, Jeremy!

[@izzywoods794]

The Little Mermaid was an amazing story. They didn’t need to change anything, just add. Like they did with Eric and Ariel’s relationship. Not like they did with Eric being adopted for no reason😅.

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

But there were reasons of him being adopted. 1) to be able to give him a black mother to fulfill the diversity casting quota ( human genetics aren't that easily to refute like merfolk genetics ... with Triton and his diverse daughters from the same wife ) 2) to boost the perception of adopted children in society

[@stoptouchingmyhair5218]

​@@Gaia_Seraphinathey didn't do that for the Cinderella movie with Brandy lol. It only matters more today for some reason.

[@brandonlyon730]

@@stoptouchingmyhair5218 At least that movie was basically it’s own thing not it trying remake the animated original like this movie does. Frankly if this movie was its own thing being inspired by the Hans Christian Andersen story/Disney movie but in a different setting and with an original story it would’ve been refreshing, rather then just trying do the exact same story again but “better”.

[@jenniedarling3710]

At first I thought you were referring to the original story, then I read on and relised that you were meant the Disney animated version. It would be great if the remake was more like the original story.

[@Natureboy-su9fw]

Sins… I just got through a really rough breakup, but 11:05 - 11:50 is the best advice I’ve ever heard. Thank you. I will name my kids (if I ever have any) after you guys. Thank you

[@Justforvisit]

Jeremy? Or Cinema & Sins?

[@matthewpatrick7263]

@@JustforvisitThe name of the kid will be "Cinema Sins Natureboy."

[@nudgificator]

The one point I will defend here is the 'how does she know what Aries is' that a lot of reactors bring up. Everyone ignores that Eric teaches her literally in the same scene.

[@ElizabethMcCormick-s2n]

By the way, Halle Bailey is an Aries herself!

[@jaylynnpope]

15:44, he pointed out constilations, one of them being Aries. So she pointed to it again to say that's a part of her name. So no, she doesn't know constilations, but shes a quick learner when things are explained

[@marcuswhitlow548]

And you don't know them either since it's "constellation(s)"

[@wrench3112]

@@marcuswhitlow548 dude dont be a grammar nazi. constellation constellation consultation

[@wombat8812]

It's spelling, not grammar. Holy FUCK people are braindead nowadays.

[@choggi]

@@wrench3112 That would be a spelling nazi.

[@wrench3112]

@@choggi oh now don’t he a definition nazi now too. Grammar nazi grammar Nazi grammar Nazi

[@L337M4573RK]

Adding a sin to CinemaSins for deliberately avoiding how King Triton's daughters are all different races when he only had ONE WIFE! Adding another sin for not questioning WHY King Triton suddenly changes his mind about humans when Ariel did all the saving. (Why else do you think folks took issue with Ariel sailing the wrecked ship instead of Eric?)

[@beethovensfidelio]

The Broadway show had Ariel’s sisters be multiracial, so perhaps the filmmakers were inspired by the stage show (that would also explain Ariel killing Ursula in the climax). It’s a fairy tale and fixating on fish genetics is ridiculous! Mermaids aren’t a race, so they can be any skin color.

[@George_Fl0yd]

@@beethovensfidelio And that’s just as stupid as it is here, just because they did it doesn’t mean it’s ok here. Mermaids can be black it’s just Ariel who can’t be black, there’s nothing progressive about white ppl hand me downs so stop with the virtue signaling.

[@sarahberkner]

They're not humans, to me it makes sense that they represent different parts of the world. It would make less sense if they were all white, but if you want that you can still watch the original movie. And King Triton hopefully came to realize that not all humans are like the one that killed his wife, and shouldn't need proof for that. Ariel was finally obedient to him so I think he finally trusted her that she was safe on land.

[@L337M4573RK]

@@sarahberkner You've just exposed yourself as a brainwashed Leftist...congratulations.

[@JaynaeMarieXIV]

They are supposed to represent the Seven Seas; that is why they each look different. Also, mermaids are a separate species. I think the bigger question should be how they get laid and give birth.

[@Wolfking309]

this is where people should come to watch movies they don't actually want to watch.

[@lydiat7590]

As a devoted lover of the OG Little Mermaid, this is my first time seeing anything but the trailer of the live action for this exact reason.

[@sailormana6249]

I do

[@matthewpatrick7263]

This and Pitch Meeting.

[@niffniffhooray]

I made the mistake of not waiting.

[@LucianDevine]

I feel like an additional sin was needed to give to Ariel killing Ursula, because it basically turned Eric into nothing more than a plot device. His character effectively does nothing except unknowingly motivate Ariel to become human and unknowingly get brainwashed by the mermaid/siren song. Him risking his life fighting for and saving Ariel was the only true bit of agency his character had in the original, and the remake took it from him.

[@boebie5052]

You forgot to sin Ariel signed a contract in English with Ursula so she knows how to read and write in human language

[@cggc9510]

​@Sarah-ul8bmthe one thing they fixed from the og disney film and it had to be that.

[@sarahberkner]

You forgot to watch the movie apparently.

[@sarahberkner]

​@@cggc9510 They fixed more than that.

[@EvilBlackCat]

When the animated Little Mermaid came out I was a kid and I really wanted to see it. But my mom did the bargain parent thing and instead bought me a knock off little mermaid VHS. It was the Hans Christian Anderson story. I will never forget seeing the non Disney version first. And my mom never cheeped out on the Disney movies again, hahaha.

[@oranoawesome1607]

Wait, how was it different?

[@jenniedarling3710]

​@@oranoawesome1607completely different, I recommend you read the original version it's a very good story.

[@SigmentKurosai]

@@oranoawesome1607 If that HCA quote at the beginning of this movie is anything to go by, prolly a lot darker.

[@emily_232]

Was it that one where the little mermaid has blonde hair and is called Marina? My gran had that one on VHS and I watched it every time I went to her house. So at least once a month. Actually liked it. I don’t think it can be compared to Disney one because it isn’t the same story.

[@titheproven954]

@@oranoawesome1607 The prince falls in love with another girl. (not Ursula, just another person, the sea witch is not evil) Her sisters in order to save her from the spell b/c she will die, also a deal with the sea witch and cut off all their hair for a magic dagger to stab the prince in the heart with and turn back into a mermaid. But Ariel still loves him so she choses to die instead of kill him and turns into sea foam. The End. I saw the same VHS at a friends house and that shit was burned into my memory.

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

This is as close as I'm getting to watching this movie.

[@EarlBiggs]

Same

[@Kade13]

I wish this was as close as I got. Curiosity got the better of me…I regret everything!

[@JoshuaWaterDragonDeale]

same here. Disney got what they asked....go woke go broke

[@ProudPapaJD]

@@Kade13same here! It was WORSE than I was expecting, and I was not expecting anything.

[@xChaosFlower]

You're not missing much. They butchered some elements and imo, the only good part of the movie was Hally's performance and Ursula

[@Sarriuz]

11:16 This rant is my favorite part of any and every Cinemasins video. Too much truth that a lot of people want to deny. Can we sin society?

[@ZekeStaright]

15:42 Ariel actually should know the constellations of Greek Gods quite well since Poseidon is her grandfather, making Aries her great uncle(?)

[@matthewpatrick7263]

I lost it when you said, "Prepaying for your swears" as she bit a bar of soap.

[@onekone_]

12:40 She danced for him in the book too goddammit Every step was excruciatingly painful but did goddamn dance for him, and she's standing there?

[@beethovensfidelio]

It’s not like the movie was meant to be a faithful adaptation of the fairy tale, which makes the Andersen quote in the beginning of the remake pointless since the movie changed the ending of the fairy tale.

[@gracedortch6703]

Another sin to add is Ariel's beautiful blue dress that Triton gives her at the end of the movie... Biggest sin ever!!!! 60 at least

[@user-ft1zo7fh8l]

I thought that dress was purple.❤

[@AbqDez]

You mention that crabs do not breath air... And yet neglect to being up the fact that he is also fully cooked. Bright Red = Boiled.

[@aliceinmansonland448]

I wouldn't watch the movie, but I wouldn't miss the Cinema Sins video! The first sin is "This Movie Exists!" Couldn't ask for a better start!

[@1993seanmcg]

20 years after Finding Nemo… Look how far Disney has come 😑

[@Howlingburd19]

Walt is rolling in his grave fr

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

Not everyone can be a devoted perfectionist as Cameron.

[@ile2038]

11:38 homie spittin too much good advice in a random video at 10:30am for me to handle at 20 years old

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

Ah, I've missed you, "This movie exists" sin. Glad to see you again~

[@marcinsmyk]

11:05 Man, that was the most magnificent sin you've ever sinned. Respect.

[@ScooterinAB]

9:08 Remember when physical media limited how long a movie could be, and how the team of writers, directors, and editors had to skillfully cut the movie down to fit on said media? Thank you for implanting the thought into my mind that Disney is going to make decades of (probably direct to streaming) soulless and unnecessary sequels to these soulless and unnecessary remakes.

[@demonwolfiy]

As someone who loved the original more. Thats all i could think of on the spot.

[@suzygirl1843]

I'm seeing why white population is in decline. Spending ALL your time shifting on women turns women off. They just refuse to sleep with you and procreate.

[@LeonardoKlotz]

Nostalgia is a strong drug And Disney became the biggest dealer of all

[@chasehedges6775]

Modern Disneys quest for pandering to nostalgia is neverending.

[@lemonlime8949]

Not just pandering to nostalgia but to minorities too. It’s like their holding steaks in front of black and gay people hoping they’ll start floating and following them to see their movie

[@aloidia2122]

For real! You know that Disney is going to taint the beautiful animated movie 'Ferngully the Last Rainforest' next? It's not even their movie to begin with! They just bought the company (Century Fox) who did the original and is slapping their name on it! And guess what? OG lovers are going bonkers over wanting to see it🙄

[@chasehedges6775]

@@aloidia2122 We’re screwed and Ferngully wasn’t even a good movie.

[@sarahberkner]

I didn't like the cartoon and I really liked the live-action movie. A lot of people who are nostalgic about the cartoon thought it didn't measure up, and the original's still there for them to watch. I do think they're going overboard on how many adaptations they make, but apparently enough people are watching them.

[@Dessamator]

It's never talked about, but I think Ariel is a hoarder...

[@theenchiladakid1866]

It was talked about when the original movie came out

[@Dessamator]

I was a kid then. I had no idea what hoarding was. I think I was 12? 13? I was born in 80.

[@kiwimusume]

The “Ariel is a hoarder” thing is talked about MORE than it should be tbh. Find any fangirl with a wealthy dad and ask her how much merch she has. Hell, find any girl with a wealthy dad and ask what’s in her closet.

[@brandonlyon730]

It’s not like she’s keeping random junk to her, it’s all pretty much all alien artifacts to her from a different culture and civilization.

[@sarahberkner]

I've thought about that and I'm 28. Hoarding in my mind is a little different though, if you watch the show Hoarders it's not a neat collection it's often a huge uncontained mess that makes it hard to get around. I just looked it up and it has to do with their inability to throw the stuff even if it affects their quality of life, they're obsessed with the idea of saving things while she's obsessed with the idea of seeing the human world. Still unhealthy but I like how she does learn her lesson and near the end finally obeys her dad.

[@DrDoom-fd2gv]

Getting a JFK reference into this was absolutely hilarious

[@tmacm2237]

Here's one. How did Sebastian know what a nail was and what it's used for?

[@danielleking262]

My guess is from seeing all the shipwrecks at the bottom of the ocean? They would have a bunch of nails in them.

[@sarahberkner]

Here's one, how does a crab know how to sing? In English, no less?

[@XxXTheFacelessOneXxX]

I'm adding a sin to the counter for Akwafina being in this travesty of a film in the first place. Any movie with her can have a free sin. Also, thank you CinemaSins for NOT subjecting anyone to that horrendous song. I was mentally preparing myself for hearing a clip of it, and you glossed right over. Thank you.

[@songsbyusha3134]

That "ICEBERG, right ahead!" Got me😂

[@michaelwilliams4851]

This movie exists. +1,000 sins.

[@chasehedges6775]

💯💯. Exactly

[@krustomer]

@@MrUnlimitedTorqueRacism in a CinemaSins comment section? Predictable

[@thedusty194]

it's not racism, ​@@krustomer

[@MoonyFBM]

@@krustomer It's not racism.. the character is Danish.. in the 1800's. Ariel is as pale. We live pretty far north, and as a Scandinavian myself; we're pretty fucking pale. Why take our character instead of making more characters from other contries.. We have Denmark, Norway, France, Germany, Russia, Scotland, Colombia, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Hawaii, China, North Africa (unspecified), and America. Make characters from other countries instead of race-swapping the ones we already got.

[@lemonsquire5993]

@@MoonyFBMit’s a mermaid…

[@West_Kagle]

You don't need 20 minutes, you just need on word......EVERYTHING!

[@Dead-or-Alive1985]

"Jodi Benson is not singing a duet with Halle Bailey in this scene." was such a wholesome sin actually

[@vote4mel]

It's actually criminal.

[@sarahberkner]

Yes but she was literally in the movie and that's apparently not enough for people. Fun fact she was also in Enchanted.

[@AnimatronicBadgerlord]

Wasn't the point of the original movie's ending that Eric was willing to sacrifice himself, or at least put himself at great risk, to save Ariel. Which, in turn, showed the king that not all humans are in fact awful and that there is hope for them and that helps him decide to let Aerial marry him, uniting the kingdoms after years of tension between them? Having Aerial do it defeats that purpose entirely. It's also a repayment, of sorts, for her saving him earlier.

[@beethovensfidelio]

To be fair, the Broadway show had Ariel kill Ursula.

[@brandonlyon730]

@@beethovensfidelio Yeah but the context, scenario, and the way she killed her were completely different.

[@WolfDShadow]

The original also didn't kill Triton, so he was able to actually witness Eric risk his life. A dead Triton would need to be told who was steering the ship into Ursula.

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

Jeremy's tirade against Disney's Tru Wuv complex is just glorious. I wish I'd heard it when I was 16

[@libbyvanpelt8490]

Thank you for pointing out the madness of a sea bird speaking underwater!!!! 🤣🤦‍♀️

[@sarahberkner]

But a seabird speaking in general is fine?

[@g42_16]

bro the crabs in schools joke was actually super funny 💀

[@EmilyTheManx]

16:21 This deserves more than 1 sin. This song made me learn that not only the word "Scuttlebutt" was real, but also that I never want to ever hear that word enter my ears ever again. Also the song's like/dislike ratio on YT speaks for itself... as does everyone else. ☠️

[@chelseawhite7117]

I was pleasantly caught off-guard to hear some seriously good, deep wisdom about relationships in the middle of this absolute mer-roast

[@starsantheoriginal]

There's a shat ton of sins in this movie. I have high expectations Cinema Sins EDIT 14:00 YA SEE CINEMA SINS THAT IS THE PROBLEM. THE BREED OF CRAB THAT SEBASTIAN IS!? YEA ITS A CARIBBEAN _LAND_ CRAB. WHICH IS WHY ITS INSANE THAT HE WAS EVER UNDER THE SEA

[@spoiledoatmilk]

im surprised you didn’t sin the fact that ariel, a sea creature, knows how to steer a boat and a horse carriage

[@leroybrownie90]

The fact that this video came out minutes before her Variety “actors on actors” interview is crazy coincidental lol

[@thebeastmk2]

Was unaware that Salazar became the king of the sea after losing to captain jack sparrow

[@christinaify]

Ariel didn't come out of the water in a wedding dress when Triton turned her human. She came out of the water in my favorite dress in the history of Disneydom and that it isn't here is the sinniest sin that ever sinned.

[@Sandrilyonaify]

That relationship advice is a very very good one! CinemaSins deserves like +1000 likes just for that.

[@jaysonstrand9160]

This video is the closest I’m going to get to watching this movie. Also the cgi is worth at least 10,000 sins

[@cynthiamarcandcampbell698]

The fact that Disney didn’t include Les Poissons in the remake is worth infinite sins to me.

[@brentparker7359]

*Ding* I know that CinemaSins is joking, but why do people continue to complain about both versions of Ariel being "Capitalistic" when she found every item in her collection in shipwrecks for free and then keeps them all rather than selling them?

[@davidmcgill1000]

She capitalized on the capsizing of a captain's capital.

[@ForceMaximus84]

Because people are being brainwashed without knowing it.

[@kiwimusume]

CinemaSins was making fun of the wording she used.

[@Hikari_to_Yuri]

I sure as hell don't intend on watching this movie, but I definitely have to watch a cinema sins video

[@lingitsheshark]

Thanks for saying what needed to be said RE: Disney romances

[@SukiNoKoe]

Well, some are good...this definitely is not.😂

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

6:51 It's "The Swan Princess", but reversed: "You're all I've ever wanted. You're [so handsome]!" [...] "What else is there?"

[@mb7hl]

14:22 ... "Centrifugal" is NOT real force! The force you think it's describing is just Inertia. A Centrifuged is the machine that spins. "Centripetal" is the word you're looking for! It has a P. Also, some people say "centrifical". That's not even a real word.

[@splat_42]

Was that a one piece reference at 16:15? The live action has brought my favorite story to so many more people than I could have hoped.

[@jfilesgraphics]

I knew you guys were gonna rip this thing to shreds. Long time coming 😎

[@DarkenedAuras]

1:21 "...But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more." Um, someone better relay that information to Pirates of the Caribbean...cause a mermaid's tear was kinda the whole premise of "On Stranger Tides"

[@brendandahl8606]

Rob Marshall directed “On Stranger Tides” and this “Little Mermaid”.

[@nocursewm2938]

One thing I always wondered since the original is why the shark wouldn’t have the sense not to attack a mermaid even if they didn’t know it was the King of the Seas daughter.

[@Mirthful_Panda]

This movie exists The End video over😂

[@johhanwindsalor9478]

*The fact that this movie exists = 20 × quintillion!*

[@BatmanFan76]

1:03 That is such a great way to start it off.

[@m3tamorphosissystem250]

8:28 awwwww I hoped you would remove a sin for that. This is the song that shows that Eric is a more fleshed out character in this version.

[@caroltawil]

Same! I know people have mixed feelings about this movie but this song was beautiful, I agree

[@shoshonnie7796]

Haven’t had a “this movie exists” sin in a long time😂caught me off guard

[@robertadams73]

The fact that this movie actually was made is worth 1 mil sins

[@thehumanworldisamess5152]

The reason why Cinderella worked was that it was charming and wasn’t trying to copy the original exactly, I mean I was genuinely relieved that they didn’t try to make the mice and birds sing. Plus Cinderel

[@kieranhair37]

You also just described Dumbo and Mulan. Just sayin'.

[@TheTravelerww]

Ariel "What's your name" Ursula "I'm batman"

[@jasm.5823]

“We sin well at night”. Yes, yes we do 😂

[@bleakautomaton4808]

If Disney doesn't cover the more bizarre violent Anderson story with the "behave kids or the mermaid you liked in the story won't go to heaven" ending, well, that leaves it open to everyone else to do it and better.

[@NSnicket]

The Aries constellation has its place in Greek mythology, where Triton comes from, so it’s not unlikely that Ariel would know what it is.

[@d00mbr07]

Yo dawg, I really need you to sin Eight Legged Freaks

[@joshuatackett1518]

100%

[@Pooki2024]

Do you talk like that In person ? Black people have butchered the English language

[@joeheadblues]

Your dissertations on the Disney kiss theme are the most philosophically relevant ever.

[@NorthernCapeGrower]

THIS is how i will watch this movie

[@FastCarsNoRules220]

He only needed to say "This movie exists" and then end the video right there.

[@kiwimusume]

For real. “This movie exists” + a billion sins.

[@Corwin0224]

Holy Hell man, that tirade about love and confusion and what helps things last....Perfection. That's not what I was expecting on a Thursday night, but thank you.

[@MirrorGlass]

11:08 rant is pure gold, hats off

[@sydsquids1070]

Not the thrift store Luffy cosplay 🤣💀

[@CarmenVallone]

This video is going to get more views than the movie itself.

[@marielortega1020]

How did this video not mention triton and his harem?? How else could he have such a racially diverse brood lmao???

[@imaginosdesdinova1130]

If the shark had eaten Ariel would she count as Surf & Turf?

[@chaoticinkinc.3145]

The fact that this movie was ever made to begin with. Sin Counter: Infinity

[@r.pendragon]

Your concern about Sebastian not being able to breathe because he’s drying out is not nearly as concerning as the fact that they based him off of a ghost crab which is semi-terrestrial and can only survive underwater for a short time. He should have drowned before the movie started!

[@kieranhair37]

I mean, if the bird can breathe underwater, I'm sure the crab will be just fine.

[@AdamG1983]

The fact this movie exists is the only sin we need here. Just....no.

[@juiceman_3]

11:20 never thought I’d be getting relationship advice from Cinemasins

[@DianasBestFren13]

Hearing you rant about "true loves kiss"... i friggin love it

[@yt_Ajay_]

This shit would be so much more interestingif Disney just remade it with Pixar instead. 13:03 Okay, this was fucking adorable. Still though.