Everything Wrong With The Old Guard In 15 Minutes or Less

The Old Guard is about superheroes. Or gods. Or some such. I barely paid attention, but a sh*t-ton of people watched this movie and plenty of them enjoyed it.
We just counted sins, like the emotionless robots that we are.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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[@sidekickz2180]

Drowning repeatedly for 500 years is my new worst nightmare

[@ツルのために]

They didnt cover it in this video but there's a post credits scene where booker stumbles home after a night out and finds Quynh in his kitchen, so she's not been drowning for 500 years necessarily.

[@jazzfarer]

Oh! Oh! Let me help you with that. Captain Jack Harkness is an immortal almost identical to the ones in this movie, and in Torchwood: Children of Earth, they put him in a tomb, fill it with concrete and bury it underground. He also comes back to life over and over only to die over and over. I think that only lasted a few days though, maybe a month. Not five hundred years. :)

[@fizzyjam]

SERIOUSLY THO THIS MOVIE FUCKED ME UP THINKING ABOUT THAT

[@L4tinG]

Nile had dreams about Quynh drowning underwater. We know the dreams are visions of where the other immortals are and what they're doing, so I would think she was still underwater at the beginning of the movie.

[@gusmackenzie2361]

@@jazzfarer it actually lasted less than a day, most of that day he was healing from being blown to pieces. What is far more horrifying is how he was buried alive for 1900 years at the end of season 2

[@PrinceIsot]

That "he's not my boyfriend" actually really was damn good. Even my dad looked at me and he was like damn okay now that's love

[@GodOfMoonlight]

Right!?! Shit was deep, hit home, poetic, and came out of nowhere 💯

[@EzekielMitchell98]

@@GodOfMoonlight then fucking killed them

[@ubiquitousking5630]

Shit was geigh

[@jamesliggins891]

@@ubiquitousking5630 yes...that's kinda the point

[@cordellaturner767]

The main thing that bothered me was the way the other soldiers treated her. Like aren't you in a war zone? She would have been my bestie the whole time we're deployed! She wouldn't have been able to go to the bathroom without me tagging along because if something happens I want her magical ass by my side!

[@overlorde7526]

That was actually the thing that bothered me the most. Even in the comic they just went bam we all hate you now

[@DubbyNanners]

What bothers me Is She's A MARINE! Not A SOLDIER they got my fucking Uniform right, they can get my branch right.

[@DimBeam1]

@@DubbyNanners 'murican marines are just normal infantry. British Marines on the other hand are elite soldiers. Dont get them mixed up.

[@CarlDraper]

yeah i'd use her as a shield....

[@robertagu5533]

@@DimBeam1 actually no, as a Marine Vet myself. We aren't NORMAL infantry. We was meant to be naval assault specialized Shock Troops. Trained to hit our targets hard an fast. Followed by quickly moving on to the next objective afterwards. Also a Army Guard Vet.. so can also say that the 2 are very different and both will be 1st to admit it. Very different SOPs BUT YALL. What bugged me WAS that in ALL the services an I served with most. The event she became Immortal NEVER shoulda happened we DON'T EVER allow only 1 person to sweep an area an attempt something like. High profile dangerous capture by themselves. The way the scene played out. Shed never been alone so it wouldn't have happened that way

[@raydunakin]

I would have added a sin for "falling person/body lands on car" cliche.

[@CobaltTungsten]

"Tries to pull a die hard, only to die harder."

[@steves9250]

And always in the middle of the roof

[@QuickTimeVelocity]

I second this as a mainstay cliché sin in CinemaSins.

[@nyashamuronzi617]

Well he did say the car was illegally parked 🤣🤣

[@justinrandall5907]

But it was satisfying though.

[@javidaderson]

That's the one thing I find unbelievable about a movie with immortal humans, If a real Marine found out another Marine was immortal the hype would be insane.

[@LetralXIV]

That immortal Marine would be worshipped as a war god

[@mrblack5145]

Exactly. The amount of dumb shit they would get into would be a movie in itself.

[@LetralXIV]

@Viat cony she's a Marine, she was a weapon already. Hehe

[@javidaderson]

@@mrblack5145 exactly, it would be like: "Marie did you just try to stab that Russian nuclear submarine with a k bar?" Marine: "YES STAFF SERGEANT!"

[@roguishpaladin]

@@mrblack5145 "Hey, try swallowing this hand grenade! I wanna see if you can poop it out!" (Admit it, Marines. Each of you knows at least one person who'd say this.)

[@Aussie_Stitch]

I love the removal of sins for the moment in the truck where Joe explains his love for Nicky. It's a beautiful dialogue that's word for word as it is in the comic

[@Grinstopher]

I think the sin removal was for the on-screen gay kiss. The monologue was ridiculously ill-placed, like every other monologue in this movie. Like a screenplay written by a 14yo

[@rhondaaaliyah7481]

Wait The Old Gaurd is a comic?!?!

[@Aussie_Stitch]

@@rhondaaaliyah7481 Yeah it's a graphic novel written by Greg Rucka

[@MARS-eb8pt]

@@Grinstopher not to mention that the scene is ridiculously stupid. I actually fucking face planted when I saw them knock out all the guards yet still be cuffed with no weapons. They could have grabbed one of the guards knife, cut one hand off and grabbed a hand gun. They could have also just grabbed a fucking hand gun cause their hands where in front of them. So they can still grab. Then at the start of the movie…why didn’t they just tell the guards to shoot them and then restrain them? Wouldn’t he get the proof either way?? That way he has proof and can fucking deliver them to the employer. All of them captured, no one to rescue them cause they didn’t know the marine.

[@sparrowhawk5673]

🤢🤮 video uploader promotes homosexuality 🙄. Ganna later take away sins from movies against guns? Or for democratic president getting elected?

[@Ablekeo]

9:36 you missed there. His sons knew he was immortal what they didn’t believe is that he didn’t know how. One of them was dying and suffering due to cancer and believed his father was selfish with the immortality. That’s what he didn’t believe not that he is immortal.

[@vincevvn]

That’s still pretty stupid to me. Why would anyone not believe you have no idea why something super natural that you can’t explain happened to you. Especially family.

[@GTOboi211]

@@vincevvn dying people can be pretty stupid.

[@tigg.z]

@@vincevvn Humans are selfish, that's why...

[@depressantdrug]

No, it was that they didn't believe that he couldn't cure them. They wanted him to give them some of his immunity to survive.

[@jacobjake7623]

He didn't miss it. He did it on purpose just to give this a sin. He does that sometimes, showing you scenes with cut out content, so you can't see that this sin is invalid. That's the one thing that bugs me about this channel. Still love it just sometimes it's so goddamn stupid.

[@josephfernandez3600]

These characters have a lot of potentional to be explored, this shouldve been a series instead of a movie.

[@CatMuto]

Especially with the new immortal meeting with the old ones. They have odd priorities or do things strangely, which confuse her because it makes no sense to her. Then you slowly learn parts of their previous time, like Brooker having children and them dying before he does, not remembering family faces, etc, showing that immortality is really not that great. It's a dynamic worth exploring and can be really heartwrenching.

[@hiscountrigal1764]

Facts!

[@Dreamfirework]

Nice to see Cinemasins is a fanboy of JoexNicky just like the rest of us

[@biiconic6348]

The silent removal of 3 sins was everything to me hahaha

[@bunnylegion3969]

He knew the best thing to say was nothing. I was terrified about what he would say before I saw the actual video. But it’s just: “He’s all and he’s more.” ... _Three reverse sin rings_

[@gewalfofwoofia8263]

Cough cough, sellout. Ding!

[@Venjamin]

@@gewalfofwoofia8263 Sellout? It was... literally pulled straight from the comic. Lol

[@idpl94]

The whole scene is amazing IMO. No other moment was *that* deep.

[@Silentbob1494]

Jeremy: "Sudden Dudley Dursley?" Me: HOLY SHIT!!!

[@amipadme3985]

Same!

[@DragonKnight90001]

Yep

[@stephenrice2063]

Cue Dementors!

[@neshapink17]

Same!! I had to go look up the cast of Harry Potter just to make sure.

[@GodOfMoonlight]

Tell me why the whole film i was like "i know that kid-..wait person....wait kid? WTF was he in!?! 🤔🤔"

[@robertagu5533]

Sin 87.. "Andy and the Immortals.." Sound like an 80s band

[@mrcsguest123]

I immediately thought of Andy and the tuna from the office 😂😂😂

[@rafaelalodio5116]

It sure do

[@petrastedman669]

Right? I think they played a double bill at the Whiskey with Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers.

[@Drraagh]

Andy, are you okay? Would you tell us if you're okay? Are you okay Andy.

[@bohannonorr7665]

😂😂😂😂😂Exactly!!!

[@Gamer3427]

Honestly, the problem with a lot of these types of movies and shows where someone suddenly gets superpowers or finds out they have them can be summed up in that scene where her friends abandoned her because she was immortal. In most real life situations, unless the first instance of the person using their power was something that actively harmed those around them, most people would be pretty excited to find out that their friend had these kind of powers, and at worse would develop jealousy over it and abandon them after time had passed. They wouldn't just immediately go, "you're a freak!" and leave at the first chance they get.....

[@Cre8Lounge]

Teens always are shown saying freak

[@Venjamin]

I think in this situation it's justified. If someone dies in your arms, that shit will get to you. To see them up and walking moments later while you're still very much impacted by the trauma of them dying in your arms, there's a good chance your initial reaction is not going to be friendly. Scared and confused, most likely.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

People see anything pit of the ordinary as the work of the gods and if you know your mythology you'd know how mean and petty the gods were

[@themonolith253]

I’m not sure if you genuinely misunderstood the scene where Booker is talking to Nile about family or if you purposely misunderstood it for a cheap laugh. The scene wasn’t about proving their immortality to others since as you pointed out it would be very easy. Booker was saying that your family will not believe you when you say you don’t know how or why you are immortal and that you subsequently cannot share it.

[@shoebox153]

Yea, that makes absolutely positively ZERO fucking sense, but keep liking shitty movies.

[@ShippingZone]

@@shoebox153 if you look at the comic it’s shown a little better about how it happens. His youngest son gets cancer and thinks his dad is hiding the immortality because he hates him, there’s more but the comic explains more

[@vajaradakini]

Fun fact: London, Ontario actually does have a Thames river.

[@sickid41]

Is London Ontario called new London. Like New Mexico even though it’s in America.

[@joshk1007]

@@sickid41 nope, ppl just specify London, Ontario

[@DimBeam1]

bet you pronounce it wrong

[@darthgorthaur258]

Haha the one time they might of been justified in put location tags up lol

[@craftchild_9151]

People seriously weren’t very creative.... like ever. 😅

[@FuzzyStripetail]

It figures that an immortal would just so happen to crash through the roof of my car the one day that I made the immortal mistake of illegally parking my car.

[@jodinsan]

"Hundred years from now they'll meet you here. 'Til then you're alone." Buuuuuuuuuut what happens if in that time Booker loses his immortality because reasons and dies horribly? Andy and the Immortals are making some pretty strong assumptions.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I think that was such a dumb punishment, it would be so much more practical if the just beat the living crap out of him for a couple of months and then be all good.

[@STUDproductionslp]

I think that's the scary part of it, they have time, and being alone as an immortal with no backup or people to depend on is the punishment

[@roose85723]

It's also a punishment to never seen Andy ever again either since she lost her immortality and will probably age.

[@predetor911]

He was the new guy in the group, He's nowhere near the end of his time.

[@angadsingh9314]

He is only 300 years old tho

[@cyd172]

Wordless sin removals are the *best* sin removals.

[@gershonpadron]

How tf did you comment 5 hrs ago

[@slendy3823]

Patreon time traveller

[@kaseyrolow]

Agreed

[@Vex-sn7ne]

Unlisted gang

[@slendy3823]

@Mariella Hernandez I think that he/she is a patreon

[@curtism-w6b]

I actually liked this movie. Let's watch it get eviscerated lol.

[@mbanks6697]

My exact thoughts going into this😂

[@neshapink17]

Lol this is me. I liked the movie, but was so happy to see a cinema sins on it.

[@curtism-w6b]

@@neshapink17 same. Charlize is amazing.

[@mitch.paulsen]

I really wanted them to do a Minipod on it for the sincast but this was still fun

[@darkphoenix0808]

Don't worry, if he rips it to bits, it'll just revive via sequel

[@keithredacted8154]

I loved this movie. Joe and Nicky really gave me feelings I didn't expect. When you retracted sins for the van scene, it gave me a big smile :D

[@LetralXIV]

Let alone if I found out my FRIEND was immortal, these are MARINES. If one of them got their throat slashed, and walked in an hour later without even a scar, that Marine would be hyped up as a War God!

[@senju31]

Andy herself said she was worshipped as a god. That seems a reasonable outcome by mortals witnessing that

[@hiigguys7395]

What?! No sin for there being a completely empty street in London right until after Nile gets out from the car she crashed into at the way end of the movie?! That one really stood out to me.

[@stephenhall509]

"Giving someone a book as a gift " Me: didn't you write one? 🤔

[@spooderman6312]

As a gift to us???

[@spooderman6312]

But then again Jeremy always does wierd stuff like this

[@bohannonorr7665]

Doesn't make it less of a sin. Have you been watching the channel?

[@AnonEyeMouse]

@@bohannonorr7665 It isn't a sin. Buying some who likes a thing the thing they like as a gift is what humans do.

[@bohannonorr7665]

@@AnonEyeMouse we're talking movies, not real life. Duh.

[@scotty4323]

Last time I was this early narration wasn't a sin

[@papipaulo8503]

Not as early as the dude here 6 hours ago

[@spooderman6312]

So . . . About 60 years Understandable

[@brando3342]

@Scotty And two dudes kissing wouldn't have warranted a single sin off, let alone four 🤦‍♂️

[@cobraking_666]

Is it really early though? If you were early the video wouldn't be posted?

[@bruno1700]

"it made Me Sad , then again I Dont lke Being Sad!!" Im dead!!

[@BakaNeBaka]

I appreciate how that punch to the guts, and heartwarmingly profound speech quietly got sins off

[@jedironin380]

Quynh was in a box and Andy wasn't because they thought the two were witches who were more powerful together. Therefore, they needed to be separated forever. They explained that. *ding* Serenity callout! Remove *ding* :D

[@SuffuseStudios]

"these incredible braids" best line ever!

[@Putthecookiedownnow]

best line here kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqLSdZh9Z8eoiM0

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

@@Putthecookiedownnow That's 12 minutes long. What best line?

[@QMckoy]

He's invited to the cookout! 🤗🤣😁

[@SuffuseStudios]

@@Mecharnie_Dobbs you actually looked lol

[@emeraldElijah]

0:29 I got the latest book from my favorite book series as a gift this Christmas, and I couldn't be anymore thankful. Receiving books as gifts is not a sin. I veto that!!!

[@rosamysticaluna5460]

I have watched this channel for 6 hours straight , and now i hear him sinning me when i do questionable things

[@calciumoxalate4054]

b r u h

[@caliburn9140]

"They won't believe you " was not about them not believing that you're immortal, it was about them not believing that you couldn't share your "gift" with them. Pay attention to the movie you're sinning.

[@Yukinoomoni]

I clapped so hard when you did the silent sin removal. And now I'm gonna go watch this movie.

[@EverydayKindaGuy]

I rather enjoyed this movie, flaws and all. It was an interesting take.

[@mattheffelfinger6093]

Nah, it's a live action Ajin: Demi-Human

[@EverydayKindaGuy]

@@mattheffelfinger6093 much CGI, very modern Berserk like. Otherwise, yeah, I can see that.

[@theliving_lifeform]

I also enjoyed this movie, one of the few I could watch all the way through.

[@sugmabolzack4971]

A cash grab catering to the lowest common denominator.... Unless you're a moron, movies like this are an insult to your intelligence.

[@hewhoyeet4953]

@@sugmabolzack4971 i like your surname

[@MetaJokeTT]

I gotta say, that "illegal parking" joke really ... landed.

[@pinkseonghwa]

What I loved about this movie is how character focused it is

[@5674bps]

Booker talking about his family not believing him was not believing he couldn’t die it was they didn’t believe he couldn’t grant them immortality. Bad sin

[@YayForBoo]

Overall, I really enjoyed this movie. It was a fun little romp that was extremely welcomed in covid times. Is it weird I’m actually excited to see the inevitable sequel?

[@AlmightyGatsby]

I am too this is my girls and I favorite Covid Netflix movie. Watched it handfuls of time

[@jakubrejak1114]

Y'know, the movie was way more interesting than I thought it would be.

[@JakkFrost1]

Sadly, I felt the exact opposite.

[@ElMessi-wq3vj]

@@JakkFrost1 this is why you begin watching with low, low expectations lol

[@takodamoto]

@@ElMessi-wq3vj especially with netflix movies haha

[@Gideon635]

It would’ve been great as a series though, way more development.

[@HHUUUGE]

Personally, I prefer "The Old Guard 2: Guard Harder".

[@noelvermillion5268]

What??? 😂🤣

[@celeboria]

I´m more of a Guard Hard with a Vengeance guy

[@aaaaanabrown178]

Eh, I'm partial of "2 Old 2 Guard"

[@barth9580]

I prefer " The Old Guard 2: Electric Boogaloo" when they have to save the youth center by winning the big breakdancing competition.

[@jedironin380]

ROFLMAO!

[@thetrumpster2859]

The hit to the side of the neck is a thing, it is hitting the cartilage on the side of the neck spiking the blood pressure to the brain and causing a black out for a bit

[@neshapink17]

I'm surprised there wasn't a sin for the sequel baiting end credit scene.

[@babytoshiro7014]

There was lol

[@neshapink17]

@@babytoshiro7014 Was there? Lol, maybe I just wasn't paying close enough attention.

[@babytoshiro7014]

@@neshapink17 yeah even CinemaSin can't make movie worth watching lol

[@Craftymom1o19]

“I think this car is illegally parked” thanks now my desks is covered in coffee

[@zippers987]

okay that dramatic love monologue had some better writing than a dozen romcoms

[@roberternest7289]

Me, a Czech person: Well, let's look at the wall- HOLY SHIT ALEXANDRA HAS A CZECH PASSPORT...... AND IT'S CORRECT!!!

[@aaronb8637]

There actually is a Thames river in London Ontario lol.

[@Yukinoomoni]

Yep. London rocks.

[@coryadams1010]

Whaaaaaat

[@Ishaninja]

Named after the Thames river in London UK

[@DarkNight3603]

Because people are not original anymore lol. I dont doubt that at all that everything he said is accurate to London UK and London Ontario.

[@Putthecookiedownnow]

there is kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqLSdZh9Z8eoiM0

[@adeleaslan8182]

This is how I watch movies without paying

[@newsrapper]

It's on Netflix

[@newsrapper]

@@openmind2546 if you don't know how to get Netflix for free using trials and disposable gift cards then yikes

[@Putthecookiedownnow]

this is kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqLSdZh9Z8eoiM0

[@nobody5093]

then just pirate them your already using the internet

[@sugmabolzack4971]

@@newsrapper if you're using trials and disposable gift cards to watch netflix for free than BIG YIKES maybe learn to use a computer some time soon 😂

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I think the "They wont believe you" was in reference to the not being able to share the power. Still, other than a really heavy "setting up a sequel" feeling, not a bad movie.

[@ShippingZone]

Well, it is set up for a sequel, for the new issue of the old guard book

[@kalkschaap]

“She wanted to AXE a question” hahaahahaa brilliant!😂

[@williamgardner545]

I really like the punishment scene it feels like something immortals would come up with.

[@InfiniteFury2K]

"Which movie's sins should we count next?" How about *Tenet* and *South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut* ?

[@RossM3838]

Wonder Woman 84 is too easy a target.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

@@RossM3838 There better be a wordless sin removal the second Lynda Carter turns around.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

@@RossM3838 But I’m in the minority that actually liked that movie.

[@InfiniteFury2K]

@@Putthecookiedownnow Sorry, I'm not into GTA San Andreas at the moment.

[@InfiniteFury2K]

@@RossM3838 Not even on DVD yet

[@emberparadox458]

Honestly, I'm surprised there wasn't a crack in this review about this being just a modern, more actiony rip-off of The Highlander. You've got the immortality, the use of arcane weapons, the being able to sense where each other are (a la The Quickening), the flashbacks to earlier times in their lives. The only thing it doesn't have is killing them by decapitation and The Prize.

[@seyiakingbemi7420]

At 9:35, Booker said “they won’t believe you” when referring to family asking him to help them survive or heal or transfer healing to them. Not that they wouldn’t believe him that he was immortal.

[@Yukinoomoni]

Just watched the movie thanks to this video. Thank you. It was a beautiful movie. And thank you for not spoiling the true ending :)

[@Snoopy101a]

@4:57 Technically yes. If you hit the carotid artery with enough force you can knockout or even kill someone.

[@foodofthegods]

There was a Nazi who killed people like that.

[@cashew279]

Am I the only person who thinks this being in the same universe as Hancock would be amazing?

[@ajaysea6774]

Waiting for the people who "Only come here so they don't have to watch the actual movie" cliche'. *DING*

[@constant98_nero54]

Hail Yeah!

[@danabnormal5988]

Reporting as requested.

[@dagonvaldez2878]

waiting for people to stop watching movies when they realize it's all crap

[@dagonvaldez2878]

PS I barely watch cinema sins let alone the movies. suck that.

[@dagonvaldez2878]

PPS didn't watch this cinema sins because of commercials. if KZbin sells personal info,why do they still rape you with commercials?

[@Pcope18]

With his appearances in the Devil All the Time, Queens Gambit, Ballad of Buster Scruggs, and now this, I think we have enough for a "Harry Melling has a role in a Netflix thing"-cliche.

[@godSPARDA1995]

8:33 I knew it haha I absolutely loved that scene. Such beautiful romance

[@elijahmcelroy]

The tidbit of extras from Hancock to make this movie 🤯🤯 That’s my new headcannon

[@SpecialBeam]

I usually don't find these videos all that funny, I just think its interesting to see a pseudo-review of a movie I'm probably never going to actually watch. But I gotta admit.. the bit at the end there with the car being illegally parked was actually hilarious to me lmaoo 13:58

[@senju31]

I laughed so hard when he said *Andy just wanted to axe him a question*

[@Jassminneeeeee]

I actually have never been so happy to see a sins video. Thank you so much. This was my best movie of 2020. Cinema sins you have given me the best gift ever.☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@GhostDrummer]

I just watched this and immediately came here…the only issue I had was they left the lab coat lady, the lab, and all the samples in the building. They didn’t destroy any of it.

[@spooderman6312]

A final sin count to end a new year. What a way to go out with a bang

[@ShawnnaJonnell]

Haven’t seen or heard about this movie but hearing about the Queen lady being stuck at the bottom of the dark cold ocean having to drown over and over again for all eternity made my stomach drop and honestly... I want to see a movie about THAT!

[@Anonneemuss]

When Quyn comes back from the dead after drowning, where does the oxygen in her lungs come from every time?

[@CommanderViviax]

It wouldn't. She'd have no oxygen left. She'd not even get to drown. She'd just stay dead. All her organs etc would be full of water.

[@ukmediawarrior]

Thank you!!! I thought the same thing first time I saw that scene, LOL :D

[@dagonvaldez2878]

QUYN??? pretentious, much? not op. movie.

[@gpgrocker]

@@dagonvaldez2878 quynh is a vietnamese name.

[@alstoybarn3665]

If their leg gets cut off, where does the bone come from? It's all magic.

[@SPVietBoy]

I'm surprised you didn't bring up that final scene at the end. It felt like they spent the whole time setting up another villain for the movie, esp given how long it was. Also, I thought the iron maiden would be the one with spikes inside but they only brought up the drowning. So either she was impaled for years and somehow kept healing, even though it wouldn't dislodge itself, or they decided not to add it in. But that would've been an incredibly awful death, even worse than drowning only.

[@Colegandara5873]

I mean that would’ve made it way easier to find her there would be millions of people trying to find out where the endless blood was coming from

[@shyxiii1377]

Couldn't get my head around the fact that her cornrows were neatly intact after the headshot...my pillow took offence to that.

[@pricemaxer9736]

This was one of my favorite movies of 2020 and actually wanted to buy this comic and also how did he know their was a sniper also love their team work when they fight

[@Colegandara5873]

He’s met them before so he knows Nikki and Joe are watching

[@idkhbtfm]

WHY IS GETTING SOMEONE A BOOK AS A GIFT A SIN

[@alexvanderben9682]

The real sin is giving a book to a guy named Booker. That's a sinnin'.

[@idkhbtfm]

@@alexvanderben9682 TRUE

[@SomePerson_Online]

It’s the equivalent of “let’s make ____ eat an apple”

[@thekenyonsquad5672]

because the books don't matter in these movies.

[@roose85723]

@@alexvanderben9682 It's funnier because his name is actually Sebastian Le Livre and livre is book in French. Hence the name Booker.

[@SunlightonMoon]

I think why they lose their immortality is because they have lost their will to live and cant really push through anymore, imagine being immortal for tens of thousands of years, living may as well just be a pain, thats probably why Andy loses her immortality. Why Quynh survived through those years while Andy loses her immortality is because Quynh has the rage against the people who put her there which gives her immense will to live, while Andy, she has been really sick of living, watch each and everyone she knows slowly fade away while she cant, its gotta take a toll on her will to live

[@missyjuma7155]

Happy New Years Eve everyone at Cinemasins 🎊🎉🎆

[@Crazy_Crusaderr]

I remember when I first saw this movie I commented saying Cinemasins should do a video on this, looks like he finally did.

[@wiredloaf2050]

The ultimate sin bringing cuts to a gunfight

[@rextyrrano5183]

kinda surprised the final sequel bait didn't get a sin.

[@user-uz8un4wr4g]

Please do Ace Ventura: Pet Detective sometime

[@kaykaleli]

I like every cinemasins video I watch. I play this little game called, “what sin makes me push the like button this time?”, and this time it was “Where is astral projection camera?!” 🤣

[@caasik013]

I'm not sure why "Old Guarder" made me laugh so hard. 🤣

[@marlaynas1519]

I finally watched this movie last night and I loved it! But, I cannot believe that the biggest plot hole is not even mentioned in this video: Booker did not need to betray his family and get them captured! He could have surrendered himself for the experiments, or taken samples himself and sent them to any and all labs to find out what makes them immortal! The other immortals did not need to suffer in order to figure this out! UGH! (Sorry if this was mentioned in the comments, it just bugs me.)

[@no4712]

4:12 no way!!!! Cinema sins is sus??!?!?😳😳😳

[@melessemansur4564]

Jeremy is at least 43 years old. I know this because in a previous video, he mentioned that he worked at a theatre in 1993, and the minimum working age is 13 or 14 (depending on the state or if you live in Canada). And since I know someone who graduated elementary school in '94, I know that Jeremy is in his 40's

[@PeaceOfArt7]

8:26 yall really had me for a second i thought you were bout to add a sin for some reason here

[@lukeharperistrash2914]

Why did he remove a sin here????

[@PeaceOfArt7]

@@lukeharperistrash2914 did you even WATCH that scene?? 😭

[@lukeharperistrash2914]

@@PeaceOfArt7 dude come on why did he

[@PeaceOfArt7]

@@lukeharperistrash2914 because it was a beautiful speech. those words are poetry dawg and it showed just what their relationship is and how deeply they care for each other.

[@lukeharperistrash2914]

@@PeaceOfArt7 ohhhhhhhhhh thx I know I know I am a dumbass

[@moonlightfire7671]

Your description of this movie is so accurate lmfao! i watched but barely paid attention too

[@randomnl98]

Wasn't the "and of course they won't believe you" line referring to him not being able to share his immortality with the people dying?

[@ianhart4990]

My biggest sin not picked up here was the lack of ordinary citizens and police by the building at Dursley H.Q. They all arrive on scene after everyone escapes.

[@arisbelyea14]

Taking off for the Joe and Nicky scene.... i love that

[@DSkehan2004]

Should've kept the sins on that scene.

[@arisbelyea14]

@@DSkehan2004 why?

[@DSkehan2004]

@@arisbelyea14 Because it's a sin

[@kurtgrgelwrx8376]

What I really and truly hate about movies with immortal characters is that apparently, being immortal means they have to suffer a LOT. The idea of being trapped on the ocean floor forever made me sick to the stomach. And it's definitely not only this. I can think of at least two shows off the top of my head and I don't watch a ton of stuff either.

[@LisatheWeirdo]

The drowning part felt like they stole it from The Highlander... Except, instead of a tree (or whatever it was) holding the immortal down, it was an iron maiden...

[@michaelscott9073]

It was also done in Vampire Diaries.

[@LisatheWeirdo]

@@michaelscott9073 which also came out years (possibly decades) after The Highlander...

[@Hanmacx]

I was like: where does the character get the air from to exhale again?

[@michaelscott9073]

@@LisatheWeirdo Very true.

[@Daigaduu]

8:26 Oooh I was worried for a moment there but f yeah for sins off, the scene made me tear up.

[@shimmy7169]

Fun fact: I was thinking "damn had cinema sins already made a video about the old guard"

[@gregholmes6083]

Me too. I swore I had already seen this.

[@MariVlogable]

I thought so too but I think I was remembering honest trailers’ video.

[@betaray-hill]

I love this channel!! I get a kick out of every video you do but I can't help but sigh everytime you "grasp at straws" it's funny, no doubt but man!! Sometimes it's an eye roller. Either way keep up the great work you do. I love every video you put out.

[@BaDazai]

I loved the gay couple in this movie, they were done right. They didn't feel forced, cliche or put there for political reasons, I wish movies from now on present gay couples in this way!

[@6Kubik]

Not forced? I liked when they just sleeped together or the one guy winked at his boyfriend but after that every scene about them was just cringy because they had to say how much the love each other again and again.

[@tegridygone6185]

of course that was forced, its straight up hollyweird propaganda

[@DuvalSt1]

@@tegridygone6185 I am sorry you are salty that gay people exist, but we do and aren't going anywhere.

[@DuvalSt1]

@@tegridygone6185 I mean, that is really just because you lack exposure to it. I mean gay people watch straight people kiss or fuck all the time, and it is rare to actually experience any disgust from it.

[@petrastedman669]

Uhhh.... @@6Kubik and @Tegridy gone, you are aware they are *canon* to the comic, and the 'he's not my boyfriend - he is all and he is more' speech is nearly verbatim? And the writer of the comic who was involved in production insisted they leave in both the relationship and the majority of that speech? And the reason Marwan Kenzari was cast was because a) he looks like Joe and b) he and the actor playing Nicolo had incredible chemisty and c) he was able to deliver that speech as part of his audition with absolute sincerity?

[@Harfinou]

Add 500 sins for the air in the lungs of the "500 years drowning woman"...

[@Han1147]

I'm surprised to have not seen any comment about the post-credits sequel-bait with Andy's perpetually drowning ex.

[@gonnegottkehaskamp1667]

Slight correction on the sin with the braids: Andy shot Nile from behind, the bullet went out through the forehead. If there were a bigass open exit wound, it would be there and not ripping apart the braids.

[@tskmaster3837]

Old Guard was a movie? It felt like a single episode TV show to me.

[@mxfortunate]

Oh my god it does- I still loved it though

[@AngelOfDæth_4]

Yea the story was pretty flat for a whole movie. This could've been really cool as a series

[@babytoshiro7014]

Me too. It was so boring

[@awooffromginger2298]

At 5:12, when Andy says “why is it so slow the first couple of times”… it is. Nile has a single gunshot wound that is a through and through so it should take not very long to heal. As they say later in the movie, “big wounds take longer to heal” which is why they took around the same time at the start of the movie because they had many many gunshot wounds and a few still had bullets inside them.

[@fellowspacemarine]

For all the sh** I give Cinemasins it's moments like 8:26 that keep me subscribed

[@lukeharperistrash2914]

I don't understand why did he give that a sin remover

[@sauced_up_su9527]

You should probably watch the movie again til you get it

[@natethesnake3765]

I can NOT wait until cinimasins does Wonder Woman 1984.

[@bellaeversen8936]

the main reason i really enjoyed this movie is bc it had representation, both gay, and Jewish rep are rare so seeing both makes me happy to see ppl like me

[@julietaadam575]

Who's jewish in the movie ?

[@mars7500]

Jewish people are probably the most overrepresented demographic in all of cinematography. It’s always fun to spot references in movies

[@bellaeversen8936]

@@julietaadam575 Joe/Yusuf

[@Prongsie1999]

@@bellaeversen8936joe is muslim. He fought ti protect Jerusalem in the crusades and Nicky was a crusader

[@8ballout]

Happy New Year with Cinema Sins... What a treat!