Everything Wrong With Thunderball In 17 Minutes Or Less

In honor of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., we return to the old school Bond movies for the sins of Thunderball. Beloved, classic, and full of damn obvious sins.
Next week: We're still working on the schedule. But at least one recent Sci-Fi movie and... something else.
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[@iunary]

God the scene where he hands her the shoes is just a brilliant joke. Her face makes it even better. no matter how often i watch it it still cracks me up.

[@natehill8069]

Best joke in like 5 bond movies. Her expression reminds me of the face Melinda Gordon gives us when a ghost zaps her into a striptease.

[@fcolli8889]

The "yogurt and lemon juice" comment was regarding the rehab facility's menu, and Miss M was implying that Bond wouldn't have the strength to carry out his threat. Apologies to anyone who already posted this.

[@LadyTanyaNY]

Fred Collins I see!

[@bleedinrecords]

Exactly

[@fluffyhamster550]

I guess that Millennial’s doesn’t understand the meaning 😂

[@gideonbrown4215]

Well, we’ve learned a little bit about the narrator.

[@gypsieladie]

My goodness! Thank you for explaining this because I've been laughing at this for weeks. I will continue using it sarcastically with my husband for shts n giggles.

[@AdamG1983]

"All I could think about is boobs" -My teenage experience watching all the Bond movies

[@lloydkline6946]

❤ Italian sexy voice lady, lots of pretty woman

[@steriopticon2687]

I was in Jr. High when this came out!! Yes, the b-word, indeed.

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

My life experience every day

[@natehill8069]

Except Man with the Golden Gun. Britt Ekland just not up to the um, task.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Yeah That’s why we kept watching these movies!

[@TheCristallo83]

"On yogurt and lemon juice" is probably in reference to the fact that Bond was at a health spa and not being fed any type of food that would give him strength enough to spank her. She's basically saying "With the food they are feeding you, I doubt you'll have the strength to spank me."

[@yourdaddy1189]

That's what they all say

[@sharkz4151]

Criminals guide for taking out bond 1.Dont do shit and wait for him to hit you. 2.Miss every shot. 3.DONT SHOT THE TIERS. 4.Dont dodge,because fuck dodging.

[@sharkz4151]

!‫Jaws is unrealistc,you can see it in this movie

[@double0_kevin]

Don't shot the tiers? Bruh. Tires don exits.

[@sharkz4151]

Oh i forgot mate! Thanks for remiding me!

[@milohdd]

They are bullet-proof (on the db 5 atleast)

[@double0_kevin]

Guys.... Did you miss the Smash Bros. joke?

[@bloodrunsclear]

Ever notice how Bond has the best job ever? His 'spy' work ALWAYS entails going to expensive restaurants driving a nice car and wearing a suit. He beds his contact, shoots at some bad guys, and the main villain puts him in an easily escapable death trap which is easily escapable. Aside from paternity lawsuits (which are rare since his partners tend to die) what's the downside?

[@bloodrunsclear]

***** You make a point...

[@Jeudaos]

+bloodrunsclear to bad it's boring AF

[@VicariousReality7]

+bloodrunsclear Getting beaten with a fire poker, getting stuck in the "rack" machine, getting bombed etc

[@bloodrunsclear]

VicariousReality7 You also make a point XD I was being mostly satirical but...ouch O_o

[@ARandomGuy24]

+bloodrunsclear Being tortured by getting hit in the balls with rope repeatedly.

[@MrEab2010]

Thunderball, despite the imperfections, is still my favorite 007 and my favorite action film. Why? Because it's COOL. Savoir faire is everywhere!

[@metallkopf988]

Plus the title song is sung by the "other Prince of Wales", the "Tiger", Tom Jones. Honestly couldn't go wrong there...

[@vondahe]

Movie sin #75: Yes, that was indeed how you got your hotel keys back in the good old days, so no sin for that. They might randomly ask for your name but usually, they didn’t.

[@peterlee6374]

It was like that until about the late 90s I think Some place I think still do it!!

[@bazingaboosh]

Loved that Man UTD joke there...

[@ohno8568]

***** 20 times, 20 times Man Utd! #ManUtd

[@bazingaboosh]

Dog Poo Like how you love Man UTD so much that you put them in your profile name.

[@ohno8568]

***** Credit where its due, it was your mums idea.

[@bazingaboosh]

Touché.

[@opa7906]

Dog Poo Mom jokes? Step dad jokes? You are the devil sir burn in hell.

[@james8194]

Try and do all the Bond films before Spectre comes out!

[@tommycarr8111]

He's got 21 more to do (if you count the unnoficial ones), if he does two a week then that's 10 weeks of Bond sins and I am okay with that!

[@SuperLordGaming]

Tommy Carr There's unofficial Bond movies?

[@james8194]

Like never say never again and Casino Royal (1957)

[@GerbilNinjaOfDeath]

SuperLordGaming and On her Majesties Secret Service

[@td9063]

+GerbilNinjaOfDeath On her majesty's secret service is an official film

[@rodriguezracer4567]

18:27 The sped up Gilligans Island theme had me dying XD

[@SmartGuy202]

Hi there, 3 years late to this. I wonder was that to avoid copyright ID or to match the equally sped up boat travel footage. A win both ways.

[@TimFarage]

The 'conch chowder' mentioned refers to Ian Fleming's James Bond books, where Bond seems to think that conch chowder is an aphrodisiac.

[@jeffnettleton3858]

He also thought homosexuals couldn't whistle and that sumo wrestlers retracted their testicles into their body. The man was weird.

[@Mystrohan]

I always thought he was trying to craft a cringeworthy innuendo based on the phonetic similarity between "conch" and "cock."

[@VisualGourmet]

Why do boobs add a sin instead of removing it?

[@MrCarter0975]

VisualGourmet The same reason why "(insert actress name here) isn't my girlfriend" is counted as a sin

[@VisualGourmet]

MrCarter0975 That doesn't make sense -.- "... isn't my girlfriend" is actually negative whereas boobs are not. So what're you talking about?...

[@tudodadood]

VisualGourmet "Boobs distract me from finding actual reasons to sin the movie" *Ding*

[@VisualGourmet]

***** Of course *that'd* be even better, but _adding a sin_? That's unnecessarily harsh imo...

[@Quade12X]

VisualGourmet And then later he said in the space scene that it was boring "And not One boob. Not one boob I tell you!" (5:12) Like he wanted to see boobs in the clip to make the scene more interesting. So does boobs add or remove a sin? He confuses me sometimes. It really shouldn't remove sins, definitely if it was at least PG-13.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

Best part is the Gilligan's Island speed music at the very end.

[@cactoidpinata]

***** Agreed, it was great. It was like some sort of Benny Hill crossover, lol.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

Andrew Edwards Yes! The Benny Hill music would have been even more fitting.

[@JohnDoe-nq4du]

About that last "Yea, no, they're dead.": That plane flying by with a hook to snag them thing is a real thing that real people have survived in real life: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-air_recovery_system

[@notuspanda3624]

Probably not by holding a rope in one hand and his girl in the other :p

[@fcolli8889]

I wonder, though, if anyone, however strong, would be able to hold on to another person while being lifted like that. The jolt must be tremendous.

[@samueltanner4769]

Hell, just the sudden change of inertia would scramble their brains.

[@SammEater]

Classic James Bond movie, even with all these sins. Sean Connery is funny and a badass.

[@dekster14LP]

Best Bond movie.

[@lloydkline1518]

@@dekster14LP got my vote:: greatest james bond 🎬 movies

[@warrendchild]

@@dekster14LP no way. From Russia

[@hoilst]

Sin 19: Moneypenny is implying that because they're feeding him nothing but yoghurt and lemon juice at the spa, Bond would be too weak to per her across his knee.

[@IceNiner199]

Its terribly obvious to me that is what Moneypenny was saying, but I see that our mutual observation is clearly beyond the mediocre mentality of Mr. "Everything Wrong with ...." and his crappy videos.

[@FutureChaosTV]

@@IceNiner199 Butthurt much?

[@EasyCure0]

@@IceNiner199 why did you watch the video? Honest question

[@MathisR412]

Don Mason Lmaooo get over yourself bro, it’s not that serious

[@misturfixit45]

Yeah, it's a confusing line, but in the novel the line is "``I don't think you'll be able to do much spanking after living on nuts and lemon juice for two weeks, James.''

[@nickborn2369]

omg I just watched Austin Powers and they spoof the chairs that kill you. Will Ferrell's character doesn't die but is very badly burned and asks for help through the service hatch. it's nice to know the source material of the joke

[@MatthewPlato91]

I love the sin off for the landmark establishing shot. I think it's so much more natural and interesting for filmmakers to use something other than captions telling you the city and country- that's the lazy option. I get it's sometimes needed, but as Thunderball shows, a quick glimpse of the Eiffel tower and no need for a 'PARIS, FRANCE' to show up.

[@CountArtha]

2:22 It's not as big a coincidence as you'd think, because the "health club" seems to be a well-equipped surgical and rehab center near the air base. Bond is a Royal Navy officer, and S.P.E.C.T.R.E. arranged for Derval, a French flyer who trains RAF bomber crew, to be at the clinic so they could do reconstructive surgery on his corpse while it was still warm. Still a coincidence that they were there at the same time, but there were probably only a few places in England where Derval's double could have taken his place so smoothly. 4:13 They knocked him out with the same gas they planned to use in the oxygen system of the bomber, which they presumably wanted to test before the mission. 5:41 The driver's seat is on the left because it's a Ford made in America. 7:13 Bond was there to save her because he knows she's his best lead and was following her all around Nassau. Skin-diving (giggity) was just the best time to catch her by herself. 7:33 I always just assumed Domino was the reason Largo's plan involved her brother. Since he needed a patsy anyway, the fact that his mistress had an older brother in the NATO strategic bomber forces was too good a stroke of luck to pass up. She speaks very highly of him when she first meets Bond, so she probably told Largo all sorts of details that he passed along to Volpe, the better to seduce him. Domino was part of Largo's plan from the very beginning, which is one reason she's so pissed off when she finds out. 8:22 He rewound it to the beginning of the tape, because it's a sound-activated microphone. 10:58 When Bond ordered conch chowder earlier in the film, Domino told him she'd read about its aphrodisiac qualities in a sex manual. She's flirting with him right under Largo's nose, which is all the confirmation he needs that he can probably charm her into helping him.

[@scottmatheson3346]

Testing experimental technology in the field is really stupid. Obviously they'd kidnap some hobo, test their knockout gas on him in some secure location, and then murder him afterwards.

[@JacobKirkus]

Criminals in movies are so dumb! I honestly think Bond would have died long ago had he been facing criminals who knew how to throw weapons properly and how to shoot guns! lol

[@IMmephiles]

Jacob Kirkus This, only in From Russia With Love did they manage to fool Bond... Until he got on the train.

[@Aloyus_Knight]

Jacob Kirkus Everything goes the way it does in films because the plot demands it.

[@SA80TAGE]

Jacob Kirkus same could be said of pretty much every movie protagonist and their bad guys.

[@Mike-ul1xn]

Jacob Kirkus Seriously. I wanna see a video of Daniel Craig Bond versus all of the other Bonds. I'm pretty sure he'd murderize their silly asses.

[@MrNathaniel123ify]

what I find ridiculous is that bond is captured in every movie, yet never killed.

[@F0xSH0X1]

The shark pool scene was actually real. They used plexiglass. However there was a gap. And Sean just happened to be where the gap was. The fear on his face was real. In “ everything or nothing “ they discuss how Sean got out of the pool faster than they had ever seen anyone do it before. And that the person responsible was probably fired.

[@jamessmithe5490]

I think Bond shooting the bad guy with a harpoon and saying "I think he got the point" is worth a sin removal.

[@2wingo]

6:13 Missed Sin: Throwing a goddamn BSA Lightning down a hill and into a river like that.

[@leftcoaster67]

No kidding! Fiona and a Motorcycle.....rawr.

[@Pitsu_the_frog]

Everything Wrong With Watchmen from Zack Snyder, I know that you don't really like his film and that some people think this movie suck but for me this is a very good movie.

[@KhanMann66]

No Man of Steel.

[@mekhijones9333]

+Ichigo1423jfk No Watchmen is better

[@ZanathKariashi]

ShadowFurno The Ultimate Cut. Not the wussy, cut down theatrical version.

[@simonamorim1405]

I dare people to not call the ultimate cut the shit!!!

[@AnnkkoR]

+ZanathKariashi I love the movie watchmen but for me, the ultimate version was useless

[@TheDukeofMadness]

Yet again the ending was the best bit. Referencing Gilligan's Island and Sealab 2021, wonderful.

[@krazus2036]

The underwater battle scene has to be the coolest underwater scene in movie history. Hardly any angle cuts, just a bunch of grown men fighting to the death underwater.

[@BUEAU]

The classic Bond films are a gem of floundering! Love it LoL

[@Sleepdroidstudios]

Thumbs up for the Sealab 2021 clip at 17:42 . Nice work.

[@bsus1412]

Rest in Peace, Ricou Browning. Your work as Underwater Director made an otherwise goofy movie utterly memorable!

[@MissMcLemore1]

"I'm the dude tailing the dude, disguised as another dude tailing that second dude!" FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!! #deadsodead

[@quad5186]

Liked that one too ! Tropic Thunder 😂

[@TrojanMan78]

12:33 did anyone else notice the dog taking a piss?

[@thephantomfarter1662]

What, by the guys with the '007' Head-pieces?... yep, the editor left it in as it made him laugh...

[@thephantomfarter1662]

My pleasure. laughter is my metier, my barometer and my refuge.

[@coolcat20million]

According to the book, "The Battle for Bond," the editor, Peter Hunt, originally cut the dog-relieving-himself shot out of the movie. But when the producers, Saltzman and Brocolli, saw it was missing they told him to put it back in.

[@ashthomas5827]

Bahahahahaha i love it!!!

[@SaveWesternCivilisation]

A gentleman always notices a dog taking a piss

[@craigndayday]

"Next time im gonna pinch your bum" "On custard and balsamic vinnagrette?!" HAHAHAHAHA

[@WhiteJarrah]

17:19 "I'll get you next time, Gadget, next time" lol

[@The_McFortner]

16:53 ...and yes, they live. It's an actual military rescue method used for downed pilots in Vietnam.

[@blakestone75]

And it was a real stunt they did for the movie. As was the jetpack scene. I think sins should be removed for doing that stuff for reals.

[@blakestone75]

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[@Dbabcock9]

Getting picked up by that plane when they're out In that raft wouldn't kill them. It's actually something that the military have done back In the cold war. to pick up agents that gathered information from the russians and needed to be picked back up very fast.

[@oakleysierney1918]

Bullshit.

[@kurtwagner350]

Oakley Sierney nah I saw it in Metal Gear Solid so it must be real

[@oakleysierney1918]

@@kurtwagner350 Well then, that settles that.

[@hmshood9212]

Oakley Sierney Nope, it’s all real. www.specialforceshistory.info/terms/fulton-recovery-system.html

[@oakleysierney1918]

@@hmshood9212 Well i'll be dammed, pretty cool then.

[@A-Muse-U]

I like it when Jeremy starts being goofy and energetic, it contrasts his dry humor nicely.

[@Luvie1980]

This is my favorite Sean Connery Bond film and I love the theme song.

[@lloydkline7245]

Luvie1980 maybe the best jame bond movie, current movies have better backgrounds, foreign language, etc etc

[@lloydkline3265]

The first James bond I had to buy instead of watching on TV it had everything in the movie great sixties movies with the pretty woman,drama,

[@lloydkline6946]

❤ Italian villan lady sexy voice pretty face

[@Sephirothwolf]

Ok, the dig at Manchester United instantly gives you additional points Cinemasins... good play.

[@franohmsford7548]

Ignoring England's Second City - Birmingham - takes those points away!

[@MostlyPennyCat]

Also, isn't it man city that would get destroyed?

[@jwfmsu1990]

@@MostlyPennyCat They are on the road that day.

[@eamonryan8738]

They may as well take the emptyhad with them.

[@user-gw9kq7qm2k]

I love your description not only because it's clever and hilarious but also because it makes the movie seem so good

[@DDiskin69]

The watch/camera sin is one of his best catches ever! Hilarious!

[@GiemsaUwU]

Everything wrong with the new fantastic four?

[@TN-xq5fv]

Imagine how long it would take to upload a ten hour video with 5000 sins.

[@TheShowerhandle626]

Caitlyn Ulted JFK hey a fellow lol player

[@connor119988]

....everything Sin tally: 1,000,000

[@xRaTeDFuzion]

Caitlyn Ulted JFK They have to wait for it to come out on DVD before they can use footage of the film.

[@danielattrell]

Oh no, they got Miles Teller, Michael B Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, and Toby Kebbel in this didn't they?

[@TheHoagie13]

In regards to Sean Connery: *_Unconvincing Toupeé is.....Unconvincing..._*

[@lloydkline1518]

It just body 💄 makeup;;

[@PualsIndoorSunglasses]

Lol Bond's "Thunderballs" are amazing 😂 That quote killed me

[@giulianojahn]

"All I can think about is boobs" Every Bond movie ever.

[@markjackson6431]

only the one with Fiona.

[@conorpower3976]

More Bond! Do The World is Not Enough. Riddled with sins it is

[@IamSpeedster120]

Conor Power Riddled with sins, it is. Hmm? Author of this comment, Yoda is.

[@IMmephiles]

Conor Power You misspelled Die Another Day.

[@lizardmen98]

+Generic Name Is that the ridiculous Korea one? With the hilarious CGI sea and the fucking hovercraft?

[@IMmephiles]

lizardmen98 You bet your ass it is. But that Korea scene was the best part of the movie, lol.

[@lizardmen98]

+Generic Name On I agree, it was ridiculously over the top, but that was why it was so loveable.

[@SwordHMX]

1:03 -"Windscreen, bulletproof, as are the side and rear windows" -Q in Goldfinger. The bullet shield is indeed unnecessary.

[@jetfire851]

Thunderball might be my second favorite Bond film, but I'll readily agree that they could easily chop 20 minutes of scuba footage out and lose nothing. We needed twenty more minutes of Fiona Volpe instead.

[@jayrussell1825]

Yeah, more Fiona!!!

[@shack8110]

God Bond films are so ridiculous.

[@kingdavey90]

Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

[@hypatiastanhope4716]

Never say never again was a better version of that story !

[@Folker46590]

You got to admit the underwater battle was really cool and it's never been done again.

[@Maazzzo]

You got references for RDJ, Inspector Gadget, Finding Nemo and Gilligan's Island? you rock.

[@thedeepfriar745]

Those underwater fights are extremely well shot

[@undergroundwarrior70]

Well, this little montage "Everything Wrong With Thunderball In 17 Minutes Or Less" is still my all time favorite James Bond movie. I remember when I was a kid, all the kids really liked "Goldfinger". I never saw it back then until in the late 70's at a theater in L.A., CA., and the second feature was "You Only Live Twice". Both enjoyable James Bond films, but still "Thunderball" is my favorite one.

[@L1011Widebody]

These videos are worth watching for the ending mashup bits, those are hilarious! Good show!

[@s.d.gentry1354]

The Giligan's Island theme at the end was priceless...

[@balighy1472]

DO FUCKING MOONRAKER PLEASE

[@GordonSmithsmersh71]

One of the best ones you've done for the Bond movies, great to see Ken Adam getting mentioned but also the fine city of Leeds as well

[@tommylitz4543]

"Yogurt and lemon juice" went over your head. These would be just some of the "health foods" found in a diet program of low calories one would expect to be served at a sanitorium (health clinic)

[@poseeley]

They didn't use blue screen in this movie. The 1957 Ford Fairlane was American and had a left side driving wheel.

[@F0xSH0X1]

They never use blue screens. Every bond film. Stunt. Etc etc. is real.

[@F0xSH0X1]

The only exception to this, is diamonds are forever ( laser ) and die another day. Otherwise. It’s all props or small scale stuff. The lotus under water was a minute car with a seltzer tablet in the back.

[@CycolacFan]

I like how the British numberplate appears and disappears. Shame they blew up a Skyliner retractable though.

[@jmo6603]

Lot of sins in Thunderball no doubt. But this movie also has two of hottest bond chicks ever in Claudine Auger and Luciana Paluzzi.

[@dr.spectre9697]

Oh that's a fact! Im a young man im only 33 but I think for some reason we just dont have sexy women like those 2 anymore....

[@randyacuna3248]

J MO I agree, two of my all time favorite bond women also.

[@billolsen4360]

absolves the flick of its sins.

[@Gos1234567]

J MO they make Pussy Galore look like an old hag!!Never got the fuss over her

[@orinanime]

The bond women are the ONLY good parts of this movie. This is my pick for the weakest Connery Bond film.

[@BufusTurbo92]

13:52 , that's when the continuity girl was fired

[@rjg7112]

10:12: Fiona picking up Bond the way she does is not a sin. He had just disappeared underwater after being caught spying on Largo's boat. It would make sense for him to dispatch his people to look for him coming ashore. The reason why his hotel is as far as Fiona will drive him is because his cover was already blown a day or two earlier. The real sin is he continues to stay at the hotel where his cover is blown, which leads to Paula's kidnapping and death later: 11:03.

[@ronnicholson153]

I have stayed in many hotels and before the advent of electronic keys, I rarely if ever had to do more than give the receptionists my room number.

[@zeusathena26]

I came back to the hall, & realized I didn't have my key. My husband was inside asleep, with ear plugs. He sleeps so soundly a bomb couldn't wake him. She let me into the wrong room, then the right room without question! No problem. Yes I mixed up the doors that were right next to each other.

[@mstrainjr]

This is why I don't care much for the newer Bond movies. They're too dark and series compared to the ones before them. Bond is supposed to be fun and corny.

[@nolenferree7389]

Ok Casino Royale and Dalton were dark and gritty Bond Films compared to the others but they are the closest to the character Ian Fleming wrote. Bond is not suppose to be a stupid kids movie. If you read any of the books which you probably didn't you would know what I'm talking about.

[@mstrainjr]

Nolen Ferree I'm talking more about the tradition of the films. Most of them are light-hearted spy movies that rely more upon wit and charm than slapstick. These newer ones take themselves a bit too seriously for my liking.

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

M. Strain Jr. The guy above you is dead wrong anyways and has never read a Fleming novel.

[@alanrobinson-orr8748]

M. Strain Jr. Maybe but they did go over the top with the corn during Roger More's era. I loved Skyfall and I think that Daniel Craig is the Dog's bollocks

[@kidistight]

+M. Strain Jr. I don't want a fun and corny spy movie, just like I don't like funnny karate movies. Certain movies don't need to add humor, another reason why I hate Jackie Chan movies.

[@vaffanculo924]

God, I can not get enough of these!

[@RaderizDorret]

Actually, the aircraft recovery of Bond and Domino is a Fulton system which was used very successfully for decades. The shock of the aircraft snagging the cable is about as much as a parachute opening.

[@natehill8069]

Also made an appearance in Green Berets. In fact when my dad was in the AF, they were testing the system at Eglin. They would give out a 3-day pass for troops who volunteered to test stuff like that. My dad had this one Airman who volunteered for everything, got lots of time off. When he did the Skyhook test, it jammed and they flew around for like 3 hours flapping him in big circles behind the plane while they tried to unstick it. He's probably still dizzy. It cured him of volunteering though...

[@brunozeigerts6379]

@@natehill8069 Well, you know what they say about volunteering in the military. Step right up and volunteer the guy next to you.

[@themotleycollector]

Christian Bale's Batman even used it to exit Shanghai.

[@kali3665]

1:47 Ken Adam was the bomb! And I mean that literally: He also designed the War Room in Dr. Strangelove. So believable, Ronald Reagan wanted to see it when he became President, and his aides had to tell him it never existed.

[@magicmulder]

Gentlemen, this is the War Room. You don’t talk about War Room in the War Room.

[@RavenWolffe77]

That last sin is actually possible, it's called Fulton-ing (damn auto correct) but it is extremely dangerous to Fulton a person.

[@amirpourghoureiyan1637]

Mgs anyone? (Lol)

[@RavenWolffe77]

it isn't from The Phantom Pain, it's a quick (but risky) method of cargo transport that involves attaching a balloon with a loop on the top, and a plane with a specially designed winch near the rear cargo door.

[@amirpourghoureiyan1637]

Jack Neuenburg I know I was just having a joke, still can't believe why not much people know about it

[@TheD3rp2]

+Jack Neuenburg It's not actually that dangerous, there was only one fatal accident in it's 17 years of use.

[@RavenWolffe77]

Yes, but it takes years of training for a pilot to be able to Fulton standard-sized cargo, and since the size of that balloon could lift a small car, bond is ascending too fast to be safely Fulton-ed (again, someone tell autocorrect that if the word Fulton is in its database, it should recognize it with its suffixes)

[@DeadhunterThe]

17: There's a pool filled with piranha in every SPECTRE meeting area. 28: What sociopath would kill a man instantaneously when he can take pleasure in him dying of pain? 105: If there's blood in the water, sharks pretty much don't notice anything but it. That's one of their most basic instincts. 116-117: He's waiting for a huge pound of the drum so that no one hears the shot. When the drum was hit hard enough, no one hear the shot! DUUURRRRRR!!!!! 135: There WERE more US soldiers than Largo's men in that battle!

[@infinitesimotel]

One of the funniest CS, thank you.

[@rmsgrey]

Sinning the harpoons was definitely sinful - conventional firearms don't work well underwater for two reasons - one is that getting a gun to fire at all with water in the workings is going to take some special gear; the other is that it only takes a few meters of water to slow a bullet below lethal speed (actually, it depends on the caliber of the bullet, but you're talking about a medium a thousand times as dense as air - it's like firing ping-pong balls in air) - a harpoon packs a comparable amount of energy into a much heavier projectile with much more momentum, which still does significant damage at much lower speeds. Okay, underwater dart guns were developed to replace the spear guns seen in the movie, but not until the 70s - and even then, they were classified. Next you'll be sinning Grease for no-one using a cell phone...

[@JayDee-xj9lu]

I agree, but a spear gun is useless out of water and wouldn't shoot the guy to the tree. It's always funny how they never managed to just shoot him when they get the change but think of elaborate ways to let him escape. Well done sins. Love your work. Cracks me up everytime. JD

[@fluffyhamster550]

@@JayDee-xj9lu That’s not True, you clearly haven’t own any compressed air Spearguns..😉 And there is also a guy on KZbin called Jörg Sprave on the “Slingshot Channel” he is clearly demonstrating that you easily could kill a Man like that..

[@LumosX]

As great as having all Bond movies sinned would be, I'd be extremely happy if we got to see the sin count for "Moonraker". The others aren't important. Please?

[@dragoredrox7493]

8:50 the sound of that shotgun towel always cracks me up no matter how many times I view this movie when I viewed it as a kid and as I view it now I always crack up what towel sounds like that

[@joesabbers2042]

*Sin removed for Tom Jones intro song*

[@2wingo]

Conch chowder is commonly held to be an aphrodisiac.

[@frankm.2850]

"Not on Duty"? How is a spy ever not "on duty" when he's on assignment?

[@maisiesummers42]

He wasn't on assignment. He'd been sent to the spa by MI6 to get healthy.

[@Fixxer315]

Excellent point about Ken Adams, who was indeed crucial to the 007 series in the 60's and 70's.

[@maisiesummers42]

1:07 - I love how the guy on the right deliberately runs into the water stream just so he can be knocked over.

[@DannyChandia]

Thank you Jeremy! This was one of my favorite Cinemasins videos! Please consider doing one for "You Only Live Twice"! SO SINFUL!!!

[@Fixxer315]

+Danny Chandia I just watched that film, and I'd love to see EWWT for that one.

[@Daniel-Rosa.]

About that "something cool" you were gonna do with the *STAR WARS PREQUELS*

[@Oyinkan1234]

Daniel Rosa I've been waiting for him to do everything wrong with star wars episode 3 for like a year lmfao.

[@Daniel-Rosa.]

Yeah! And back when CinemaSins was celebrating 1 year and let people vote on the next sins video, they said they weren't including episodes 1, 2 or 3 as an option - because they had something special in mind for them... *back then!*

[@RaptorNX01]

Daniel Rosa waiting for the new one to come out. and anyway. every pretentious douche on youtube has taken shots at the prequels (even if half the shots are complete bullshit). time to take on the original trilogy. and I hope he uses the theatrical versions for maximum fanboy butthurt.

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

+Daniel Rosa I heard his plan is to do a big Special during the Big Countdown to Ep VII.

[@geomancer301]

something not pretentious, clickbaity and douchey?

[@truckerspike]

Another great batch of mashups at the end!

[@BatCaveOz]

@CinemaSins - "Conch chowder" is a euphemism for something they weren't allowed to mention in the 1960's..... pause..... ohhhh!

[@LostDisciple24]

"James Bond is so amazing, he can slam this metal door without making a sound."

[@monm11]

Nice one ! Please do Moonraker next :)

[@robertpolanco1973]

This CinemaSins segment on "Thunderball" is funny and informative. Excellent.

[@nitehunter91]

Best final dubbing from all videos I've seen so far

[@Sharpclawasaurus]

Hope they do For Your Eyes Only. That's pretty much the only Bond movie I like :)

[@pk13910]

Sharpclawasaurus Carole Bouquet...Yum! My favorite is "The Spy Who Loved Me" for the opening ski stunt off the cliff, the submarine Lotus, and Barbara Bach.

[@Sharpclawasaurus]

pk13910 I like For Your Eyes Only because it has 2 very attractive ladies in it. The assassin chick and the... Well, the um... **ahem** excuse me... The girl who wants to sleep with everyone. Also, the scene with the little car out-running the bad guys is hilarious.

[@JaelinBezel]

Sharpclawasaurus My favorite's Goldeneye. To me, Pierce Brosnan's 007 is who I think of when I think of James Bond.

[@GlitchedLink1]

From Russia With Love is my favorite Sean Connery Bond movie. It has the best plot, and the woman Bond falls for seems more interesting than most Bond girls.

[@1911Savage]

R.I.P. Sean Connery.

[@TheWwwyzzerdd]

The Geiger counter thing was actually a part of the book they sloppily adapted into the movie. In the book, the Geiger counter was both the watch AND the camera; the camera was the actual Geiger counter, and the second hand on the watch was the counter's needle. Also the camera was one of those old timey Rolleiflex cameras and it couldn't actually take pictures, but the shutter button actually worked, so it would only look like it could take pictures. Incidentally, since Q wasn't in any of the books, the Geiger camera was actually Felix Leiter's and given to him by the CIA. None of the other gadgets were in the book.

[@umuraksel4136]

One of the best of CinemaSins.

[@flamesofhellstudio]

smartly grabs another pair of goggles? the next one will have water in it. it's stupid to put on a pair of goggles when youre already underwater.

[@JBBaird715]

This is my absolute favorite Bond film of all time. Connery will forever be the true face of Bond.

[@chipstercamarillo9373]

Same here and also my favorite Bond girl. Domino Dervall

[@nighttimedaytime1192]

you need to do all the classic Bonds !

[@beefcakeandgravy]

1:36 can we all take a moment to laugh at the thunderbird coming to a stop like it's completely full of water? *Stop - Slosh - Slosh*

[@stephen3164]

Take 200 sins off for making this awesome movie in the 60's. Also, Continuity Girl obviously wasn't being paid enough, so she got back at the studio by ignoring the Q gadget continuity error that everyone in the theater picked up on.

[@jamescagney5162]

When bond finndsplane watch letters pants change from shorts to long pants and back again 🤣

[@Orange_Laowai]

Do expendables 3 already!

[@markkent927]

I second this

[@afanofcanta5357]

I third this

[@thatguywhoplaysguitarandsi4026]

I fourth this

[@violetnewstead2586]

***** He meant Rambo... any of them. Go!

[@k9feline2]

17:24 OMG that is the same actor! Phillip Stone who plays a SPECTRE operative here, later played the previous family killing axe murderer in Stanley Kubrick's The Shining. Bravo, CinemaSins!

[@oakleysierney1918]

I just watched Thunderball and omg I've never laughed so much as when I watched your review. Thanks!

[@mattthornhill554]

That last sin would not have killed them, it's called a Fulton Recovery System, a well documented extraction system. You can see them use it in The Dark Knight as well as the tv show The Unit

[@thamostgangsta12]

Matt Thornhill there is no way they would have got them in time before that ship crashed

[@thephantomfarter1662]

Such a shame the Fulton Recovery System isn't a sexual technique...

[@saintroddy]

If I'm correct, I think it was developed during the Vietnam War for use by American special operations teams.

[@keithw.bowles9825]

Not to mention the classic "The Green Berets", directed and starring John Wayne.

[@jeffnettleton3858]

@@saintroddy Slightly before the escalation, but it was tested in conjunction with the war. Richard Marcinko, the former founder of DEVGRU, aka SEAL Team 6, took part in the testing of it and describes it in his memoir.

[@VintageLJ]

Left hand seats are uncommon in the UK, but are allowed, and often found with exported cars.

[@chevtothemax]

VintageLJ And that was definitely an American car he was driving

[@CarlDraper]

StellWair and they did often get imported into the UK, because coolness

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

VintageLJ I believe that scene was when he was in Nassau, which is littered with LHD cars.

[@dubbz1]

The slap at 8:46 is hilarious. It sounds like cedar blocks being slapped together.

[@Lumibear.]

I forgot how much escapist young-male-pleasing silliness these early movies were until I watched this. I guess the Kingsman movies have taken that torch now.