send this to someone who hasn't watched harry potter before

[@EverythingHP]

forgot to mention: NOT spoiler free!! proceed with caution lol (though the spoilers are entirely out of context!) join my discord server if you want to participate in similar videos! discord.gg/UDC9FC2

[@0nly_m4dzz]

For once, I’m the first reply

[@QWERTYUIOP-kp8fk]

2nd

[@fueledbypaintwater]

Where's "EHE HEHE"

[@rygerety8384]

You could have gotten us killed. Or worse, expelled.

[@gblncr-fj9cv]

I have one *pudding smashes on mrs.masons head*

[@reginar3951]

“Dobby never meant to kill. He only meant to maim, or seriously injure”

[@lilyberrygames7181]

*dies from laughter* XD

[@penguin22]

one of my favorite lines tbh

[@yejiaaa9255]

@@penguin22 y e s

[@ilyverse]

I loved that line

[@mollygrant1221]

I watched that and choked on nothing laughing

[@nyxjaeger9370]

“Harry , did you put your name in the goblet of fire” said dumbledore calmly

[@AmadisLFE]

"Harry did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" he says with a calm tone while aggressively shaking Harry.

[@hinamankani5319]

Haha

[@izzy7338]

FIYAH

[@ramalakshmipeluri8929]

@@AmadisLFE well spotted

[@icancraftsomething]

@@AmadisLFE "Scared Pottah?" said malfoy softly, worried about Harry's emotions

[@megankroe]

I love this. The only one missing was “what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”

[@ExistentInsomniac4ever]

The answer is actually squeak or a bath toy (Big brains)

[@potteranimations5569]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIa4qY2Zes6sipo

[@keishasstudio9740]

I know the answer the function of rubber ducky is to play with it at bath or play time. And it quack when squeeze it. Im not that smart. Thumbs up if im right?

[@ExistentInsomniac4ever]

@@keishasstudio9740 👍

[@ggfr6132]

Yessssss

[@samfinkjensen]

the "I killed sirius black" is a hell of a spoiler to give to someone who you want to introduce to hp...

[@ilikewildcanines-xg7le]

yeah, well there's another one refering to harry in this one too, so it could theoreticallybe taken with a grain of salt😂

[@weronikaskorek4168]

and the one about cedric's death

[@Evie_The_Slytherin_Princess]

Yes

[@KlaraL-_-]

If they don´t know the characters, they will most likely forget about this, since the video has so much stuff happening.

[@Chilly_1]

And draco saying you've found yourself a girlfriend Potter

[@shun2145]

one to add: “he’s not fred I am.” “Honestly woman you call yourself our mother”

[@chloe1396]

"oH i'M sOrRy gEoRgE" "i'm only jokin', i AM fred!" Edit: Wow thanks for 41 likes lol

[@emmagrace544]

YES😂

[@Raini2727]

“Wow- we’re identical!”

[@Shhnotholly]

Yesssss

[@wanah9925]

Classic 🤣

[@macyshintaffer8922]

My favorite line in Harry Potter is when Dumbledore says, “What happened down in the dungeon between you and Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.”

[@christaoffutt8295]

i love airdales

[@samaira_granger]

Yeah

[@libby-13]

Lol I’m so sad they didn’t put that line in 😢

[@thescribblemaster]

Out of context, this quote is very concerning.

[@L0vely_b0nes96]

This is my favorite quote in the entire series 😂😂 especially when out of context

[@lonnie37]

The only one that’s missing is “the spiders they want me to tap dance”

[@potteranimations5569]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIa4qY2Zes6sipo

[@ssik9460]

You show them who’s boss, Ron!

[@artyomxiii]

Even if we know the scene, it's still without context

[@people6117]

You tell those spiders ron.

[@niki8788]

Harry?

[@utubeiskaren7796]

I feel like the following lines would do well on this list. "Dobby never meant to kill. He only meant to maim, or seriously injure” "Now, if you two don't mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse… expelled!" "What happened down in the dungeon between you and Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.” "alright fine you're in love with her, have you ever actually met her?" “what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”

[@johnnosmith1067]

i need some lines from luck potion Harry

[@line-on-line]

YES and the “ harry! Professor 😃”

[@MiavanD]

or hes covered in blood again why is it hes always covered in blood

[@sammyplayz2026]

Or "No need to call me sir, Professor"

[@Lordmewtwo151]

Not to mention: "Why is it that whenever something happens, it is always you three?" "You just...know?" "[The students] are supposed to be out of bed you blithering, bumbling buffoon."

[@cardivamp]

"Neville, to be honest, i really don't care" draco be like, "why so rude pottah!"

[@silly_.rabbit2]

"Just bein' honest, Malfoy"

[@cardivamp]

poTtah

[@karaneat5052]

i hate harrys guts when he said that

[@xrlyt.z]

Omg how did you even come up with that 😂

[@Entyipo]

@@karaneat5052 People show me uninteresting things all the time. I say that too. Nothing wrong with telling them you aren't interested rather than sitting through and making it unbearable for you.

[@shreyashukla4296]

"you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon" Hermione Granger

[@King_Of_Arkham626]

Was ad-libbed

[@jett1812]

"That's totally babaric!" Hermione Granger

[@beom.gyu_]

I heard that this scene was improvised by Emma and the laugh of her after that is real, it wasn't expected but they found this scene so natural that they kept it 😊❤

[@jett1812]

@@beom.gyu_ yep😊

[@sakshisahu7325]

Your comment is just, envious! I love Emma U r just DISGUSTING!

[@EnigmaShadow03]

“You insolent little..” “PROFESSOR” Gets me every time

[@hellohello-fs7we]

I read this when it happened

[@vedamadem]

@@hellohello-fs7we me too 🤣

[@ackerwoman16]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@kingkrysen]

And then Snape's turn 🤣🤣🤣

[@Josake.]

Insolent little professor

[@Urlocalsawlover101]

You forgot Voldemort’s iconic: “HeEeEe HeEeEe HeEeEe!”

[@theunknownwarrior632]

"Follow the spiders, why can't we follow the butterflies" Ron Weasley

[@MaddynotMadeline]

Yes 👌 I hate spiders,but butterflies are more innocent.Ron,i understand your concern xD.

[@thelonevoid621]

@@MaddynotMadeline butterflies can drink blood if they get a chance

[@MaddynotMadeline]

@@thelonevoid621 u just ruined my childhood,i always touched butterflies-

[@thelonevoid621]

@@MaddynotMadeline I've touched them too and they're still beautiful, but facts are that they're pretty diverse over getting nutrients, so they'll also drink human blood, sweat and tears (kinda depends on the species of butterflies) but yeah

[@MaddynotMadeline]

@@thelonevoid621 if i get nightmares,ik who to be mad at xD

[@DiktatrSquid]

"The ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts." This might just be one of the best out of context lines ever.

[@simplysavvy1815]

facts

[@sayhellohohoho]

out of context but i'd like to learn how to blow up my aunts and uncles anyday

[@MariOmor1]

Also the ministry: arrests Harry for defending himself from a rogue Dementor

[@dakotamabry1645]

@@MariOmor1 I questioned that as well , hes done magic accidentally and lost his temper in front of muggles nothing but defending himself drew the line

[@Icepetal01]

@@dakotamabry1645 That has always confused me so much. Harry was defending himself and a muggle (who knew about magic) from some rogue dementors and the Ministry was like, “Expulsion!” While when he actually put Aunt Marge, a muggle who did not know about magic, in danger (admittedly unintentionally [though I don’t doubt he would do it intentionally]), they were like “Yeah, completely fine. You won’t even get a mild punishment. We don’t send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.”

[@georgeonchess]

“What did he just say?” “Diagonally”

[@JoTheXplosiv]

1.2k Likes but no replies??

[@amaliajeison9662]

dIe AgAiN eLlIe

[@kimmie6718]

@@amaliajeison9662 *Teleports to Ellie’s funeral*

[@CallMeh_Mel]

I love this! I think it should have this line too. “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon.”❤

[@AName.5242]

"You tell those spiders Ron," is the most underrated line ever.

[@vaibhav9455]

Still Under Rated

[@isala9127]

Ron's response too. Don't know the correct quote right now because i have only watched the movies in German, but this sleepy "Yeah. I'll tell 'em. ... I'll tell 'em in the morning." (?) Always get's me cackling. It's just soe relatable.

[@jijithecat3506]

you need to add "the spiders want me to tapdance. I Dont WaNt tO tApdAnCe" and then its perfect.

[@cathyfisher3371]

@@jijithecat3506 "why couldnt it be follow the butterflys!"

[@ameliagonzalez5126]

That's one of my fav scenes

[@ggfr6132]

A few that were missing: “Turn to page 394” “What exactly is the function of a rubber duck” “The bloody birds a menace” “Not my daughter you b**** “ “Training for the ballet, Potter?” “Longbottoms been neglecting his earmuffs” “We need to talk to someone who’s DeAd”

[@cryoslimeenjoyer1626]

don't forget "diagonnally

[@thamsiongtuck7643]

Omg it's been a while since I read Harry Potter I finished reading in 2018. I just remembered that bitch was actually mentioned in the books before

[@icancraftsomething]

@@thamsiongtuck7643 really pushing that child friendly JK rowling

[@chrazyguuurls27]

And 'Babbling bumbling band of baboons' could have matche pretty fine too

[@williamrawa7952]

Doby never ment to kill, just to seriously injure.

[@xXCyanSoulXx]

2:23 IT'S SO PERFECTLY CUT I SWEAR

[@HazyHope]

0:49 : "Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident"............."THAT'S MY BOOOOY" SAVAGE AF

[@daphi479]

I-

[@rewaanam8692]

Umbrigde : Cedric diggory s death was a tragic accident . Harry ( thinking ) : sounds very much like your birth .

[@jak.cr1ym]

@@rewaanam8692 LMFAO

[@erikoinenuori]

@@rewaanam8692 OOOOOOOOO

[@Daughter_ofthe_King]

Fun fact: Tom Felton forgot his line so he improvised with “Reading? I didn’t know you could read”

[@iandelanosinger]

Really? That's cool...

[@toestealer]

@@bubblybubbles09 same i’ll have to do some research

[@martinesz9291]

@@bubblybubbles09 Now I want to know too

[@niero4201]

@@bubblybubbles09 There wasn't an original line, in the original screenplay he makes the remark about where they've been then moves right on to the Weasley, but Crabbe/Goyle replied (when it wasn't in the script) saying "reading"

[@rafaela8286]

It should be i didnt know u wear glasses(thats what i read somewhere)

[@black9726]

Ron: “Well? How was it?” Harry: *”WET.”*

[@videocast406]

oh joy

[@alberto9827]

Big step there for Mr.Potter *wink wink*

[@davionelliot]

Joel, didn’t you get whacked by a golf club?

[@black9726]

@@davionelliot I’m writing from heaven dude.

[@sparrowbluee]

Lmao I need to wash my mind...

[@sherb9942]

the "my bodys gone!" really got me laughing for some reason

[@dontaskquestions8721]

Malfoys best line has to be “I didn’t know you could read” Edit:Yes I know he improvised that line

[@drushyamalpani3587]

Ironically tom Felton forgot his line so he improvised

[@butbetter7593]

@Summer Spink Year 7 My favorite is "a" 😍😍😍😍🥰😻💞💞💞

[@S_78190]

Also my father will hear about this another great one xd

[@TerminatorgoatCR7]

Ahahahahaa fr

[@Srk6836]

And it was all Tom's doing!

[@everydaybro142]

“Is that a student” hitting a little too close their with public schools.

[@TheRealNobodyButu]

Lol

[@thatbloodypanda6989]

💀

[@AmadisLFE]

"Well technically, it's an infestation."

[@piotr7448]

"send this to someone who hasn't watched harry potter before" includes: "Harry Potter is dead!"

[@luanatomasi5429]

and many other major spoilers we don’t warn you about

[@Brick_One_A_Lego_Story]

Isn't that actually an anti-spoiler since Real spoilers Harry Potter isn't really dead. :)

[@hfjireh]

and cedric diggory’s death

[@geminijesus13]

@@Brick_One_A_Lego_Story Don't spoil it there are people seeing:)

[@anshumankakralia7542]

Ye boi

[@ellasenpi1322]

“You tell those spiders Ron” was such a funny moment

[@ucg-gaming]

“How much for this?” “5 galleons” “How much for me?” “5 galleons” “I’m your brother” “10 galleons”

[@cambriasipprell]

Yup

[@peerless5560]

He got the special treatment he wanted lol😂

[@yewi5852]

ronald choosing-beggar weasley

[@Veggie_Sub2]

XD just what he wanted!

[@ikigai999]

Their facial expressions wen they say this 😂😂

[@baggytoast]

Nobody: Ron: *I smElL LiKe mY gReAt AuNt TesSiE*

[@hudycat]

The way he says it hahah haha 🤣

[@dapperfield595]

How does he know his aunt’s scent...

[@ailisbonner4493]

Bloody hell

[@yeah.202]

blimey... this commet has sounds...

[@IAmNotDiluc]

💀…

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

“Oh yeah, I’ve beaten loads of times...” Harry said calmly.

[@happyfamilyvids2318]

FIRST

[@shani6100]

I READ THIS AS IT PLAYED

[@yourlocalanimechild2243]

*Calmly*

[@JustCharlesBro]

Must be nice😳🥺

[@lillilly8453]

LMFAO

[@WealthJourneyInspire]

"I will attempt to penetrate you, you will attempt to resist" -Severus Snape

[@passantahmed3083]

Hermione: I'm going to bed before either of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse..expelled! Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.

[@therealopaartist]

WELL HE NEEDS TO SORT OUT HIS FEELINGS. sorry. Still mad about that. Carry on.

[@DarkBlackness]

@@therealopaartist Lmao

[@miraculoustextingstories9300]

I've seen that movie so many times that if I close my eyes or something after reading this comment I can see the scene in my head

[@lullfig1875]

@@therealopaartist she needs to sort out her priotities...

[@anotherdaystronger153]

@@therealopaartist there's a spoon from bookish box called Ron's emotional range 😂 you just reminded me of it 😂

[@lakshmisharma9240]

You should of had the quote “she needs to sort out her priorities”.

[@lakshmisharma9240]

@@nataliejones8642 yes and “bloody hell”

[@djbreadx]

I'm in the EverythingHP/Hogwarts discord server, and we've been told to say less memorable lines. For example, we aren't allowed to put 'you foul loath and evil little cockroach'

[@aidan1435]

Dumbledore: "Well ?" Harry: "He's free. We did it." Dumbledore: "Did what? Goodnight."

[@saniamazhar8065]

Did what?!?!?!! That's the question😂😂🤔🤔

[@user-kz6lc6vg3c]

They did Azkaban stuff in the forest with Hermione 🥴

[@anonymoususer8517]

​@@user-kz6lc6vg3clol context is fun

[@SpookyASMR]

Always loved that one 🤣

[@horyzengm]

"MY BODY'S GONE" was perfect lmao

[@leilamat08]

The worst thing is that while watching this, the song i currently have stuck in my head is “wHeReS yO mAmA gOnE”

[@EverythingHP]

i saw a tiktok of harry crying with that in the background and now i can’t get it out of my head ahh

[@mmmchez4416]

AHHAJASHA

[@angela_011]

@@EverythingHP Can u share it here?

[@EverythingHP]

@@angela_011 i saw it quite a while ago so i dont think i can find it anymore :/

[@angela_011]

@@EverythingHP Oh np😊

[@MichelleandJaiden]

"Is that a student" Well technically its Draco Ferret Malfoy

[@valury_storm_]

"Nice one, Frank"

[@michaelsebastian6505]

I love that minerva's line "why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?" probably the best one

[@sofiazenone]

and Ron’s like: “believe me professor, I’ve been asking myself the same thing for 6 years.”

[@stressbytheidiotsaroundme9045]

@@sofiazenone lmao i laughed so hard when he said that 🤣

[@Sofiatheworm1132]

❤same. 😂

[@MatthewJamesKalasky]

@@sofiazenone Ron's comment made the scene even better.

[@Chipperland4471]

So popular it became a meme template

[@lunahatchettt]

“Nice one, James!” just broke my heart a million times again

[@ritzzslayy]

“Cedric Diggory’s death was a tragic accident!” “THATS MY BOY!” I was laughing so hard

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

LMAO SAME

[@lavenderotaku2481]

Pink lady just: It was SOO tragic! Next clip: **Traumatized parent screaming** Gorgeously cut.

[@L3raje]

A boy is dead. A boy is dead and you're laughing !

[@kellenwhite8203]

I saw this meme were umbridge said Cedric’s death was a tragic accident and Harry said sounds like your birth

[@sherbertlemons]

@@kellenwhite8203 yessss 😂 its so true!

[@rushithasimini1366]

“Stop eating your best friend is missing “ reminds me of “Stoping taking pictures of yourself, your sister is going to jail”

[@pradyumnaerankar8391]

Hey Hinazuki!!

[@mattcesista8385]

Stop eating your bestfriend! Is missing.

[@rushithasimini1366]

@@pradyumnaerankar8391 Heyy Kakashi

[@VividOxy]

Theres stop eating your best freind! Is missing Then theres stop eating! Your bestfreind is missing Get it😏

[@pradyumnaerankar8391]

@@rushithasimini1366 ahh you know me!! I'm pretty well known afterall I guess. XD

[@okay7477]

Doctor: You have 3 minutes and 39 seconds to live. Me:

[@al1g8t0r9]

It's all fun and games until there's an add

[@angela_011]

@@al1g8t0r9 And the internet problem

[@nindu6913]

@@al1g8t0r9 youtube be like make it double

[@LemTheDemon]

@@al1g8t0r9 oof

[@fandomsgirl1236]

I would be praying. 😂

[@jwly4809]

I love how KZbin recommends this to me knowing I've never watched a single harry potter scene ever

[@sharfrazshaikh7948]

U forgot “ItS LeViOsA NOT LeViOsAaaR”

[@alexandramurawska1503]

I said the same thing 😔

[@yejiaaa9255]

maybe they didn't use it cause it's so over used...?

[@acaterinab]

„Before either of you come up with another idea to get us killed. Or worse, EXPELLED

[@cartoonish9251]

@@acaterinab she NeEdS to sort out her pRoItIEs

[@ashokgoenka1911]

YEAH THE BEST THING

[@diegobarriga6604]

“Seriously woman. And you call yourself our mother”

[@Freddo-g1o]

Feet off the table!!

[@animebooklover8830]

@@Freddo-g1o feet off the table

[@Freddo-g1o]

@@animebooklover8830 ready fred Ready George! *bottoms up!*

[@ackerwoman16]

Honestly

[@tisyababbar8563]

HONESTLY woman. And you call urself a potterhead jkjk lmao please dont take this seriously ❤️

[@darwinrodriguez5485]

Harry: "Crush it, don't cut it." Also Harry: "she's got nice skin." *Harry Potter,and his Psychopatic tendencies*

[@KanohiVahi]

Literally multiple personalities. Which, when you think about it, isn't so weird as part of Voldemor lives in him lol

[@albertskoften1452]

@@KanohiVahi Or as his friends call him, Tom Riddo.

[@giannamazzio686]

Harry potters secret serial killer ways exposed

[@giannamazzio686]

@@KanohiVahi I don't think that's weird I think that just makes sense

[@diamond_impact]

Lol I nearly choked in my own saliva🤣🤣

[@tracemacmillan9718]

“I’ve always wanted to use that spell” R.I.P. Maggie smith

[@sophiezhao59]

Fun fact: in the scene where Draco said “I didn’t know you could read” he actually forgot his line and made that up. The directors thought it was funny so they put it in.

[@gallaghergrl97]

srslyy? loll😂

[@sophiezhao59]

@@gallaghergrl97 yep

[@aidankerr9850]

What was his real line?

[@mreevee7785]

What was his line supposed to be?

[@number4xiuslunala698]

Oh yes that's right.

[@renknee]

‘’Harry aggressively moaning’’ I THINK I JUST DIED- 😂

[@SwagsterPotatoGD]

XD

[@silly_.rabbit2]

No.

[@bambisantiago83]

I also died like his parents-

[@ackerwoman16]

😂😂😂

[@acearnold6428]

"We got a code blue in room 104," XD

[@markelley9710]

One that would be funny to add: “Now, place your right hand on my waist.” “Where?” “My waist.” Edit: I've never gotten this many likes before, and I thank you all for enjoying my comment. ^^ I'm glad you found it funny. All my life I actually thought Ron said "where" instead of "what" because I could never properly hear him during the Yule ball scene in Harry Potter. Thanks for correcting me, though. Also, I realized a lot of people thought I was quoting Parvati dancing with Harry, but I was quoting when McGonagall was trying to demonstrate the dance for the Yule ball with Ron. ALSO HOW DID MY RANDOM COMMENT GET 4.4K LIKES IN FOUR DAYS LOL

[@mozopresents3082]

It's not "what" it's "where" -_-

[@potteranimations5569]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIa4qY2Zes6sipo

[@urban_gse_]

*Fred and George intensifies*

[@TP-bw5jx]

899th like

[@mangleshkumarbarnwal8377]

yes the ball room dance..

[@Coco5620-k9x]

Bro you forgot the best line in HP history "iTs KiLlEd Meh, ItS kIlLed mEh"

[@Kennyexploresart]

"The spiders want me to tap Dance" "You just tell the spiders,Ron" "Yeah Yeah eahhh"

[@chadrasmussen6127]

Lol his dreams

[@thealmightybipper3381]

I share a room with my sister and she has nightmares a lot, and this is pretty much how I handle it every time.

[@CookieCat712]

You tell them Ron, you tell them **nods** 😂😂😂😂

[@ribbitrabbit64]

“I think you’re in love, Ron” *_“Technically it’s a ferret”_* is just so perfect out of context

[@cladbiscuit5649]

Ron: hey hermione you're a girl Hermione: well spotted 👏

[@potatosoupgirl]

Everyday at school for me. (I'm mtf to clarify)

[@kaorimiyazono213]

Harry's look of fear between those lines is the best though

[@TheQuota2001]

@@potatosoupgirl Umbridge school of strict black magic kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWbFmp2AgJqeZ5Y

[@misslady2639]

Ron reminds me of Patrick here and Hermione of Sandy Cheeks, because Patrick said something similar in the episode "Pressure"

[@Mr.Kerr-cade]

Such an epic video. Thank you for your time and effort on it. So many awesome characters. Someone should make new songs about them!

[@tyleralmquist7606]

Excuse me but where is “we could have died, or worse, been Expelled!”

[@dhirendrapatel8603]

Now I'm going to bed Before you both think of another idea to get us all killed or worse expelled

[@coreyklaustermeier7329]

@@dhirendrapatel8603 Well if we’re correcting quotes here, “Now, if you two don’t mind I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled”

[@dhirendrapatel8603]

@@coreyklaustermeier7329 nice😂

[@dhirendrapatel8603]

@@coreyklaustermeier7329I think it should be "you two"

[@coreyklaustermeier7329]

@@dhirendrapatel8603 Yep, thanks. Stupid auto correct

[@joshuagrahambrown]

“How do you know about Fluffy?” “THAT *THING* HAS A NAME?!??”

[@swetha3140]

It _did_ look kinda cute tho- What's wrong with me

[@cassie2055]

@@swetha3140 Yes, fluffy *was* cute

[@TV-ly3dp]

@@cassie2055 ✨very✨

[@oglatnik]

“Harry, your vision is horrible.” (Herimone changed into Harry)

[@QuackEternal]

“Bill, don’t look. I’m hideous”

[@oglatnik]

@@QuackEternal yess!! That’s the one I wanted too but I couldn’t remember the line. Thank you!

[@maitreyikulkarni6045]

imagine ppl who don't know that it's Hermione react to that tho 😳

[@oglatnik]

@@maitreyikulkarni6045 exactly! That’s the point 😂 it’s out of context ...

[@usbbangtan]

...

[@akaike692]

Ngl some of these caught me off guard😭 Nice one james! I teard up

[@kwenna]

Here’s some to add: “And I’m Malfoy.. Draco Malfoy” “i’M GoNnA tElL MaH fAtHeR aBoUt tHis” “Give it here, Malfoy”

[@andimelko]

"give it here malfoy" "no❤"

[@kata1261]

"mY fAtHeR wIlL hEaR aBoUt ThIs" Yes, Draco, we know, Draco...

[@Nano-zr3bt]

This is not that interesting😭🤚

[@purplegirl3858]

You and you bloody chicken

[@Rogerrabbit127]

@@kata1261 is that a threat?

[@Woodside235]

My favorite part about Ron's "you're going to suffer, but you're going to be happy about it" is that it technically came true. Harry "died" and was quite content about it.

[@Mr-Trox]

He suffered through a lot of shit in 3rd year, but he learned about his godfather. So really, Ron wasn't wrong. Ron also says a lot of stuff that ends up actually happening. Off the top of my head is in Philosopher's Stone. "I'm gonna kill Fred! He said *we had to wrestle a troll* " Ron Weasley is a seer. He's less of a fraud than Trelawney.

[@sunsetmoon8209]

@@Mr-Trox lmao true lol But trelawney was technically correct when she said Harry would die an early death, since Harry sorta died I the forbidden forest

[@james_holder]

I like how you just see Hermione smiling at him trying not to laugh as he says it

[@willigagbob8243]

@@Mr-Trox lol Well Fred TOLD him that so he wasn't exactly predicting it.

[@LukewarmHorrors]

I have read all the books, fillers, watched all the movies and yet I still rest my case the Harry is a Masochist.

[@genshin_epic8038]

"I can TOUCH you now" "Harry aggressively moaning" Lolololol💀💀💀

[@amaliajeison9662]

AAAAHHHHH *breaths in* AHHHH Ok, sorry

[@kourtneykardasim8680]

BRO WHY 😂😂😂😣😣😣

[@wileywolves]

Why

[@dissectedmarshmallow7432]

2:26

[@mickeymousewithouttheclubh6584]

NOOO

[@hecticentertainment]

"Blimey, thats one big woman" IMAGINE SENDING THEM TO SOMEONE WHO NEVER WATCHED THE GOBLET OF FIRE

[@emberkirkpatrick9276]

"Severus don't be a fool" "He can't help it it's habit by now." "Sirius be quiet" "Quiet yourself Remus!" My favorite quote

[@businessproyects2615]

Severus the severe.

[@foodofthegods]

Remus: *gives up entirely*

[@pizzadohpaz]

I was going to like your comment but it's at 394 and I wouldn't feel right...

[@emberkirkpatrick9276]

@Natasha Batool Rizvi Prisoner of Azkaban. I don't remember if it's just a movie thing though

[@아리나-c7h]

Same-

[@samthedruggedunicorn]

ron: "it's no joke- i'm in love with her" harry: "alright fine you're in love with her, have you ever actually met her?"

[@keriohl5771]

"No. Do you think you could introduce me?"

[@jster4702]

“It’s called online dating Harry, you should try it sometime.”

[@Vintagesugarplum]

@@jster4702 lmao

[@pastelishere]

@@jster4702 If Ron knew about the internet:

[@samanthaworld4460]

@@jster4702 If Ron didn’t call a telephone a fellyphone:

[@kllxenq]

“Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.” **ron vomiting slugs**

[@MrWalt1]

these funny moments make me watch harry pottah again :)

[@amanchi965]

maybe one day Draco will spit when he will say pottah

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

EAT SLUGS

[@killerkitten7534]

“I owned the whole black family! :D” -Slughorn

[@Ra-Hul-K]

Slughorn would like to collect you Harry. ~ Dumbledore

[@iminurwallspg13]

Sirius: *”Nice one, James!”* Me: **sobbing intensifies**

[@alicesmith6626]

And that is why I cried watching this. My friends who didn't read the books didn't really get it which only made me cry harder.

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

I just started humming Astronomia(the coffin dance song) because I thought it fit

[@qloqing5462]

AHHH NOOO

[@qloqing5462]

@Daphne Merwolf CEDRIC NO 😭

[@qloqing5462]

@Daphne Merwolf 🤧🤧🤧🤧

[@JoelWalker56]

“Mom, can we get Harry Potter?” “No, we have Harry Potter at home.” *Harry Potter at home* :

[@calevoid]

Sooo... you have normal Harry Potter?

[@anupamrajjain8859]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKK3nHumf8eImqs Watch all now

[@alextheidiot.wastaken]

harry potter. the only franchise where being seen is worse than death

[@katerank9194]

... or expulsion

[@soscarlettitwasss]

Or getting expelled...

[@drv1x626]

yall NEED to sort out your priorities

[@AngelA-ym2jz]

Or worse *_expelled_*

[@potatoqueenz5259]

If you all don't mind I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, *_ExPeLLeD_*

[@blazespooky]

Dobby:- knows only about sock.... Meanwhile Smaegol:- I know the way to Mordor ...XD

[@stayswaggy6826]

HOW DID I MISS OUT!? I was even there!

[@Tdoggy123]

Where's that from

[@DrugMonkey]

@@Tdoggy123 discord

[@leeyubinsproperty]

same

[@kilzfordays]

I made it to 999 likes, ONE MORE!!!

[@adamshmadam14]

@@kilzfordays I got the 1K mark

[@Zanilist]

I choked on my water when I heard: “he disagrees. He thinks you won’t last five.”

[@sonny9390]

That was definitely the best one

[@MHScrat]

And the perfectly cut off scream at the end.

[@pijemlekonosem8908]

@@MHScrat "wh-"

[@BILLLI2288]

five... what, seconds, like a true gamer?

[@sano456]

I thought i was the only one who laughed at that XD. It really is funny out of context

[@sophie-mh4gb]

“severus.. stop being a fool” “-he can’t help it it’s habit by now-“ “SIRIUS BE QUIET”

[@aryakanya3342]

"Be quiet yourself Remus!"

[@annanyaverma1810]

"Look at you two, fighting like an old married couple" 😂😂

[@VágóViki]

"BE QUIET YOURSELF REMUS!!!!"

[@prettyisntprettyenough1]

You should’ve added in book 6 at Aragogs funeral when Harry was like “tch , tch , tch “ when pretending to be a spider I guess

[@lilyann8080]

Why am I so dirty minded? “I cAn ToUcH yOu nOw” *Harry aggressively moaning*

[@shototodoroki3292]

I wish I didn’t get that.

[@urmom-sw7cq]

👁️👄👁️

[@Lyynity]

I'll never see that scene the same way again

[@niluhdarmaputri2556]

akbasjhbasjdbk bro same lmaoooo

[@potteranimations5569]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIa4qY2Zes6sipo

[@Kabeute]

"We could have been killed, or worse EXPELLED"

[@ymir2789]

Exactly, this one is missing

[@movieedits9051]

She needs to sort out her priorities 🙄

[@DefinitelyHumanGamer]

@@movieedits9051 they are definitely sorted. Lol

[@TV-ly3dp]

@@DefinitelyHumanGamer yes definetly

[@aquarius.6143]

"Go tell those spiders, Ron." "Y-yeah I'll tell them tomorrow." I love that part 😭😭

[@Jaymei_DW]

"Will u stop eating?! You're best friend Is Missing" The Funniest best line I've ever heard💀.

[@hannah_129]

Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was just a tragic accident Everyone: Like your existance

[@giraffejuiceb2545]

LOL

[@hannah_129]

378 likes in just 2 days??? Damn. Thanks 🥰

[@potteranimations5569]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIa4qY2Zes6sipo

[@rosiebrie]

"Mum. Mummy, have you seen my jumper?" "Yes dear, it was on the cat."

[@tisyababbar8563]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaSyh3ysmcx1bc0

[@lexilovesjesus9129]

Looks at harry with wide eyes... Harry: oh hello!

[@nhev123]

“And you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon” “Training for the ballet, Pottah?” “Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?”

[@BiGirl_Shera_H.H_Fan]

It's so chaotic- I love harry potter so much and I can't stop watching this!!😂😂😂 it's so amazing like- there is no stops it's just quote after quote chaos after chaos 😂😂

[@chnlezz]

“Tastes like goblin piss” Ron: “Brilliant”

[@asthaverma5051]

" You've had much experience with that I suppose, Mad Eye?......... Just trying to defuse the tension. "

[@tocaclaire2385]

I just frikin died ahahhahdhehh

[@Andre-16039]

I was wondering how he'd know what Goblin piss would taste like.

[@potteranimations5569]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIa4qY2Zes6sipo

[@brokenbauccner3945]

@@Andre-16039 maybe coz of those every flavour beans😂

[@chaoflaka8132]

“Well done, Draco. Well done.” (Voldemort gives Draco an awkward hug and pat)

[@lexim1430]

Fun fact: That hug was improvised by the actor playing Voldemort and it was so awkward and weird they kept it

[@u.v.s.5583]

Good, Anakin, good!

[@chlojo4149]

“You know the spell Harry.” “DADDYS BACK”

[@brandiecopeland2937]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sirbread621]

Ah yes my favorite spell

[@englishash1812]

🤣🤣

[@rhjjin]

I thought I'm the only one 😂😂😂😂

[@SwagsterPotatoGD]

Ikr 😂

[@Boxotokhirov]

There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class! The first scene with Snape)

[@Allihans]

“You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Do you miss your family?” BRED IN CAPTIVITY

[@beautymommyph]

I see 👀

[@meihatsume2175]

That’s *me* too.

[@woosansmatchingtattoo7469]

My favorite moment is the scene where they go: Hermione: "Now, if you two don't mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse… expelled!" Ron: "She needs to sort out her priorities!" But then the Dutch version. In the Dutch version Ron reacts with "Ze is nog gekker dan een hond met drie koppen'' which translates to "She's even crazier than a dog with three heads!'' 😂

[@sadiemaxfield7566]

Wait, thats awesome 😆

[@regularMB]

CERBERUS lol

[@masterdragon2698]

@@regularMB His name is FLUFFY

[@luciel3910]

I was waiting for that scene how is it missing?

[@varshaa404]

@@masterdragon2698lol they were prob thinking about TLT haha

[@Ashely_S123]

Hermione: NO YOU CANT 🧍‍♀️

[@abbygodbold8842]

LMAO WHY DOES SHE STAND LIKE THAT

[@mmmchez4416]

cOnt*

[@usbbangtan]

Yeah...

[@creature8911]

tHeRe mUsT bE AnOthEr wAy

[@silly_.rabbit2]

@@usbbangtan oh yes I can

[@MayahGroome]

ALTERNITIVE TITLE: chaotic Harry Potter out of context

[@poluspixie1942]

Hermione: excuse me I have to go and vomit Ron: vomits

[@galaxylucia1898]

That was hilarious!!! Some of these edits were spot on😂😂

[@iGotBulletproof-Insomnia]

Ron: "She needs to sort out her priorities." The Fat Lady: *singing shrill notes* Harry: "Fortuna major" The Fat Lady: *still singing* Harry: "Fortuna major." The Fat Lady: *continues screaming until she shatters the glass on the frame* "Ahh! With just the sound of my voice!" Harry: "Fortuna. Major." The boys, entering: "Okay, but she can't sing!" Gilderoy Lockhart: "Can everybody see me? Can everybody hear me? Good!" Gilderoy Lockhart: "It was only too obvious what you were going to do." McGonagall: "Perhaps I should transfigure one of you into a pocket watch, maybe then, you'll be on time?" Hermione: "I'm not an owl!"

[@dax_nobody]

"I'm not an owl!" should be in there for sure

[@justaperson1918]

"none of you remembered that my favorite color is l i l a c"

[@yay6099]

"Send this to someone who hasn't watched harry potter before" "I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!"

[@srijanumesh5355]

Oops spoiler!

[@potatomonika8796]

Luckily, i've been spoiled enough to not care about that lmao

[@abic9048]

That’ll go over well

[@simplysavvy1815]

that is the soul reason I will never send this to someone. I hate spoilers.

[@Siddharthkalra45]

Ikr !!!!

[@LEMON_DEMON_AKA_NEIL_CICIEREGA]

As someone who has never watched or read harry potter, and before this had seen about 3 clips of it in my life, this is mind blowing 🤯🤯🤯

[@naebashi]

The only thing that should have been here is “ScAreD pOtTaH?!”

[@flyingpanda5413]

"You wish"😆

[@Mark-ci6ln]

“mY fAtHeR WiLl hEaR aBoUt tHiS”

[@miho.niho15]

@@Mark-ci6ln I was about to say that 😂

[@hannahsharp]

Why did I read that “sacred potato” I was thinking when did they talk about a sacred potato?!? and then I read it again.

[@miho.niho15]

@@hannahsharp lmao 😆😆

[@Viral_Verity4587]

“You know the spell Harry” “DADDY’S BACK”

[@joshuagrahambrown]

“The Ministry doesn’t send people to Azkaban for blowing their Aunts”

[@never0ps937]

Dumbledore - "I always hated these curtains, set them on fire in my fourth year"

[@elevator3]

this makes harry potter look like a comedy reality show and i am here for it

[@corvushospestempestatis6039]

Now I want a mockumentary sitcom about daily school life at Hogwarts.

[@businessproyects2615]

The Potters, This Spring In TNT.

[@Red_MOON187]

Well, it is in-part a high school drama. :}

[@uzytkownikgoogle1740]

omg you have Hamilton on your profile picture 😍

[@verylostdoommarauder]

If you want an urban fantasy series with great comedy and is actually good, read Percy Jackson.