send this to confuse someone who hasn't watched harry potter

[@thetrickster7944]

"I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist" Snape you've got the wrong Dark Arts in mind!

[@aveenazhao1831]

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

[@purvi110]

LMAOO

[@zerolayne8245]

I wouldn't mind taking that course. ಡuಡ

[@vandemark1760]

Oh Lord, I'm still laughing 😂😂😂

[@sadiesstuff4270]

🤣🤣🤣 these comments are killing me eeeeeee

[@macyshintaffer8922]

I love the quote in the Sorcerer’s stone when Dumbledore says, “What happened down in the dungeon between you and Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.”

[@samuelmcentire7727]

666th like😈

[@RichardMontgomeryYT]

Silly American, calling it the sorcerer's stone

[@quill7889]

@@RichardMontgomeryYT philosophers stone = sorcerers stone

[@RichardMontgomeryYT]

@@quill7889 no shit

[@quill7889]

@@RichardMontgomeryYT ? then what was the point of the comment lmfaoo

[@artsyediting6449]

"if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet" is just as weird WITH context

[@ALE220fficial]

i'll correct you: with context it's even worse...

[@artsyediting6449]

@@ALE220fficial lol ya

[@ackerwoman16]

And he says thanks

[@alrighty.aphrotide]

I knowwwwwww

[@JamesCharIes]

Yup. Its even worse with context

[@naehra_kitsune]

"I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself!" That one out of context is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

[@alienorcatsim4136]

Yeah 😂😂

[@billyrangel5609]

Sexual jokes are sin

[@naehra_kitsune]

@@billyrangel5609 The second degree is obviously something you don't have. You know, get a little loose and not be a killjoy? Anyways have a nice day hooman.

[@Owillowwally]

How didn’t he crack to laughter after saying that 😂

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

My Ex was making love with me back in the day she rode a top of me spread her arms and yelled at the top of her voice Woooooh! I then replied remember proper etiquette! Get on your knees and bow 😂

[@destructiveraider]

"Take out... Your wand." " *Pleasure* ."

[@jasmineriddle921]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT IM LIKE DAMN THAT WAS DIRTY

[@jak.cr1ym]

LMAOOOO

[@carmen7551]

i literally DIED while watching this oml

[@rummusawa]

LMAOOOOOO

[@nolifegirlie]

@@jasmineriddle921 well damn-

[@kitxssr]

“remember to say it clearly” harry: *”diagonally”*

[@manfromearth7854]

*Diagonaly*

[@maximoffssupremacy711]

More like dfkdgfjdh

[@marcoantunes1813]

Dieegunalie

[@superblahman]

diagonally.

[@ventischair9576]

Die-ago-nelly

[@Burto11]

Hermione: "YOU ATTACKED A TEACHER!!" Also Hermione: *paralyzes Neville* *Sets Snape on fire* *Assaults Draco* *Robs a bank* *Commits identity fraud* *Joins illegal organisation* *Steals from the ministry*

[@shreberry5164]

She has to or Voldemort wins

[@narcissamalfoy6063]

@@shreberry5164 Shouldve just let voldemort win in my opinion🤷🏾‍♀️

[@IzzyKawaiichi]

Kept a journalist in a jar for a year

[@Killerbee4712]

@@IzzyKawaiichi Kidnapping and blackmail, fair enough

[@soutimukhopadhyay3940]

*Proceeds to become Minister for Magic* ... the ultimate badass

[@AFGuidesHD]

Voldemort's laugh is more like AEHAEHAE rather than hehehe

[@HACPOA_AGENT1]

I can do the laugh better then Ll the boys in my class YEH HEH HEH

[@Mango5688]

EhHeHeH

[@whynotfilms8608]

“I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself” is so funny out of context 😂

[@bryanlemmens68]

Same with borrowing wood

[@Reszig22]

Acio lube?

[@ricetomeatyou852]

I definitely plan to use that line next time someone brings up Harry Potter quotes

[@joeyhahm713]

this one only gets better when followed by "pull out your wand..POTTER!"

[@87crowhat54]

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours “

[@glarcier4398]

"I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist." Someone wrote that line. Somebody else saw it and was like "yeah, let's film that"

[@darksecret6050]

Exactly wth were they thinking

[@zinfidelbeats]

Are you the people who haven’t seen Harry Potter? Lol the line is “I will attempt to penetrate your mind”

[@darkySp]

There's "your mind" after "penetrate", although with a pause in between. Cutting odd those 2 words just makes a complete 180 lol

[@cozyflurry]

Oof

[@neon_lights]

I think they probably knew exactly what they were doing 😰

[@shinlyjia8078]

“Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”- Arthur Weasley, Chamber of Secrets.

[@yummydragon8533]

even muggles can't answer that

[@yourlocalrainwing1358]

@@yummydragon8533 a rubber duck is a children’s toy that kids play with in the bath tub. And that answer comes from a wizard

[@sophiabrowning7564]

@@yourlocalrainwing1358 He/She was just joking

[@yourlocalrainwing1358]

@@sophiabrowning7564 ik

[@user-he3dt3um5h]

you forgot the aggressive bite he takes after

[@YuraGacha]

"I didn't know you could read" - Draco Malfoy Fav line ever

[@andreykarbinovskiy430]

Totally improvised by Tom Felton.

[@Animeshiper]

Ya it is an amazing line though 😂❤

[@Ryokyuthefoxanddaughterofpluto]

I mean who did

[@bratzxrose]

Literally

[@Zira-oo2]

and ofcourse.. *cough cough* "ItS KiLLeD mEH!"

[@mikzieeeee]

"Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injured." will always be my fave line HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@potato-phobia85yearsago27]

𝗱𝗼𝗯𝗯𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲

[@narcissamalfoy6063]

mines is from my sister, bellatrix ,"I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK, I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK. COME AND GET ME" its so funny

[@jonathanclive7213]

Dobby in the second year:*Almost break Ron's ribs

[@Sidiciousify]

Its maim or seriously injure ffs

[@ilovecucumbers15]

@@narcissamalfoy6063 👀

[@nisepahinisepahi2705]

I would have got confused if I didn't know harry potter

[@alishadigitaldiaries]

Mee too lol

[@BATMADZ_]

I really don't think you should send it to someone who hasn't watched Harry Potter unless they're never gonna watch it lol

[@animebooklover8830]

i always view it as if ive never seen it and how others would feel if they didnt watch it

[@drunkydrunk2351]

I think everybody knows HP, but many of them, didn't bother to watch movies nor read the books...

[@nisepahinisepahi2705]

@lunar prewett yeah I mean that's why everyone shall watch hp lol

[@simii6936]

"YoU aTtAcKeD a TeAcHeR" - also hermione setting fire to snapes robes a couple of years ago

[@gladysolvera6566]

Right??? What a hypocrite!

[@yourlocalrainwing1358]

@Hermione Granger you did do it in secret

[@INSOMNIAACX]

@Hermione Granger ;-;

[@yourlocalrainwing1358]

@Hermione Granger I know, that’s why I’m defending you

[@33ll3n]

Yes, MY robe

[@KhloeeTheCookie]

"Why is it when something happens it's always you three?" -Professer McGonagall

[@RazorLight_YT]

"I've been asking myself the same thing" -Ron

[@nozunomi]

​@@RazorLight_YTin these *SIX YEARS*

[@DeepanwitaBehera]

I loved that line 😭😭

[@Sirens_kai]

I have a quote “But you can’t deny, Dumbledores got style”

[@desi_paris]

yasss

[@alexredden414]

I remember that. It was kingsley in the 5th movie wasn't it? It wasnt in the book cuz he knocked them out.

[@Sirens_kai]

@@alexredden414 I read the book recently and Kingsley said it in the book too, right at the end of the chapter :)

[@ChannelOfilliusion]

@@Sirens_kai it was sir phineas nigelus or somethin like that. The moving photo of a slytherin headmaster.

[@mynameis1517]

@@Sirens_kai ya bro, didnt read carefully enough ig. It was sir phineas nigellus, the least popular grandmaster of hogwarts and a great great...grandfather of sirius black

[@theoosborne-mckeogh9822]

Hermione:She only likes you because she thinks you're the chosen one Harry: but I am the chosen one Hermione:📒 Harry: right sorry

[@wonder5474]

Uh.....kidding

[@Liyaabdoola]

I loved that scene 😂

[@aksharakale4811]

That scene is ✨ gold ✨

[@aksharakale4811]

@@Liyaabdoola same

[@noac.d.1720]

It's so stupid I perfectly remembering the scene while I read it

[@the_daniel3650]

"I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself" That shit had me on the fucking floor

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

If only that was the one followed up by "Why so tense, Pottah?"

[@mayumi-chan8593]

“Take out your sand, Potter”

[@mayumi-chan8593]

Wave**

[@mayumi-chan8593]

STOP I MEANT WAND WHY IS AUTOCORRECT DOING THIS

[@smithsunleashed]

@@mayumi-chan8593 sand??? Holy crap i'm deddddd

[@anyaleahy4540]

“Fight back you coward” was so pained, perfectly acted out

[@dawsonkeith9506]

“I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself!” I’m laughing so hard.

[@sougol248]

I haven’t had a proper sword fight in years

[@megsterbbb]

Haven't seen it, don't know the context, not sure if I want to know the context

[@taylorjones213]

SAME BAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE UMMM THAT SOUNDS SO BAD OUT OF CONTEXT

[@lulolie]

*”Take out your wand.”*

[@exelltori7328]

@@megsterbbb Uhm so the actual context wasn't bad... It was Snape teaching Harry how to block his mind from Voldemort's mind (kind of like what happened in Star Wars with Rey and Kylo)

[@phoenixsword2452]

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours!" Sir, he is 14 years old...

[@10MILLIONcreeperplushies]

😳

[@sp3ll_b0und.]

" pull out your wand " and that one really made me *wheeze* out of pain-

[@amtie97]

Oh god...

[@aryanb4926]

*Trust me, he knows*

[@_....cl0wns130]

AZKABAN

[@etirobi8845]

In the books, back from his first kiss with Cho, when Harry got asked by ron what it was like and Harry answered «Wet, because she was crying.» That line was gold!

[@AxA7169]

My fav line in the whole series 😌

[@djbella]

and ron thought disgusting until harry clarified lol

[@armario2]

@SunsetCrossing it is.

[@eraavdiu1869]

@@djbella i found it gross too😂

[@djbella]

@@eraavdiu1869 🤣

[@olliegodfrey482]

Harry: Your never gonna let him forget this are you? Fred and George: NEVER

[@shamiluro3633]

Voldemort: *laughing maniacally* Ron: MeNTaL that one, I’m telling yA

[@littlemixhpfriends7304]

😂😂😂

[@SlytherinSkittle]

yeas, I quite agree with Ron, he’s totally mental..

[@noatheangel]

he *needs* to sort out his priorities

[@mra2485]

Hehehe

[@LadyYautjaSpacePirate]

He needs sulfer hexaflouride to deepen his laugh! He sounds like an old man laughing to himself! 🤣

[@sofiaschaffer]

“And I’ll be in my bedroom. Making no noise and pretending I don’t exist” this is my fav line ever hahaha

[@PrivateDaisy]

4:25

[@yummydragon8533]

I am in this picture and I don't like it

[@jesalsharma5043]

IKR

[@chingxin421]

me as usual

[@dyutibasu4541]

Nah. It has to be Have a biscuit.

[@움아베하]

Snape: Take out your wand Hermione: Pleasure

[@chnlezz]

Well.. What was I supposed to say?..

[@움아베하]

@@chnlezz No offence thats what you would have said in class anyways

[@billyrangel5609]

Sexual jokes are sin

[@aashizplanet7513]

I love the transition from voldy laughing to Ron going 'mental that one' and snape going 'take out you're wand' and hermione saying 'pleasure'

[@leilamat08]

NO WHAT ABOUT “yOur bOdy WILL dEcAaAy, bUt yOuR sPiRiT LiNgErS oOoOoN”

[@leilamat08]

@ManyGamesGaming ! HAHAHAHA YES

[@VS-xh7ys]

Yesss..... Exactly

[@emmaw5442]

😂😂 that’s one of my favorites

[@stormrider24]

Your body will *Decaaay* But your spirit Lingers *onnnn*

[@fuckwit107]

That whole monologue is SO fucking funny

[@jimmythegrunt7371]

Hermione: "Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?" Moody: "Technically it's a ferret!"

[@stereo..typess]

Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother.

[@ackerwoman16]

😂😂😂😂

[@stormrider24]

I mean--

[@todotodolikesyou9518]

2:36 Voldemort: nEHEHEHE! Ron: _Mental, that one..._

[@PrivateDaisy]

@@todotodolikesyou9518 this text alone made me wheeze 4:24

[@SinisterShrink]

Sirius saying "Nice one James" when referring to Harry always hit me hard. He was so caught up in the moment, fighting death eaters, that he felt like he was back in the good old days with his best friend in the original Order of the Phoenix. It was like a simple slip of the mind that speaks volumes about Sirius and also how much Harry is like his father. They also just seemed to completely gloss over that fact. It happens so fast and it never gets explained or even talked about afterwards.

[@lmzimm]

heartbreaking

[@oyblech8671]

among the hand full of good changes the movies have made, this is the best imo

[@viktorogai2926]

It also tells about Sirius that those 13 years in Azkaban were just wasted for him. He was so young when he was imprisoned. So though he realizes that Harry is not James but still sometimes his mind just behaves like he and Harry/James are just old blokes.

[@Nalimias]

I mean isn't Harry's name literally "Harry James Potter"? Sure, it shows that Sirius sees his best friend in his godson, but I don't think he literally forgot he was fighting besides Harry and not James.

[@gabbav1019]

😢😢😢

[@AyoKasdeya]

3:51 "Alas, earwax" IM WHEEZING PLEASE

[@gromitplush]

My sister is beside me and she’s already confused

[@loonyspangles8173]

How does your sister not know if you do?!?!

[@romina2185]

@@loonyspangles8173 exactly

[@romina2185]

@Anna's randomness WhoCares um ok but i dont understand-

[@salem8228]

@@romina2185 I mean if they’re sister is loads older or younger than they would’ve had time to view hp without their sibling

[@ackerwoman16]

@@salem8228 Same is the case with meeee

[@zman4002]

I swear the cast had fun saying their lines "I will attempt to penetrate" "I can touch you now" "Take out your wand" "Can I borrow Wood for a moment" "You're supposed to stroke it" Edit: I'm adding a few more good ones from the replies "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" "Grab it firmly, you don't want to be slipping off" "Doesn't mean you have to whip your wands out for everything" "How was it, Harry?" "Wet" "It happened right here, in this very cubicle" Bonus: Dudley's nickname in the fifth book is "Big D"

[@_....cl0wns130]

"IlL sHOw yOu mInE iF yOu sHOw mE yOuRs"

[@exelltori7328]

0:11 'cOmE aNd JoIn ThE bIg BoYs!'

[@spiderjuless]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@khloeg1649]

oh no. oh no. oh no. kvhfhfgf

[@amandasoddy9372]

I mean, that's one way -or many ways- to ruin Harry Potter for someone.

[@guidingkeyblade7834]

1:58 "Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" *Dumbledore asked calmly*

[@exelltori7328]

THE REFERENCES ARE STRONG WITH THIS ONE

[@sabadaqqa9662]

more like dumbledore pushes harry aggressively

[@darkestnightproductions]

Why did they make it so different from the book😂😂😂

[@Greendalewitch]

"Calm as a cucumber" as one commenter put it.

[@microwave9996]

*C A L M L Y*

[@StixTheOpposum]

"You, You foul, loathsome, evil little COCKROACH!" Is forever my favorite Hermione line😂 2:25 and the way it cuts from "ÆHEHEH" to "Mental that one, im tellin ya"

[@oliverheinzerling6149]

“Crush it, don’t cut it.” *Draco crushes Harry’s nose*

[@exelltori7328]

LOL

[@shylaskye]

🤣🤣🤣yes

[@roopadevraj8062]

Wasn't that supposed to be, '' Hermione crushes Draco's nose. '' ??

[@saifmehdi178]

@@roopadevraj8062 Hermione hit him in the nose...she didn't crush it

[@bodhisattva9762]

@Draco Malfoy #Slytherin You don't know the difference between your and you're, you dumbf*ck!

[@shawtybae7848]

“YeA, I’ve bEEn BeAteN lOaDs of TiMes mnhmm”

[@artsyediting6449]

Lol

[@youraveragemexorican]

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

[@r.7530]

oh my god😂😂

[@Ariel_is_a_dreamer]

Loool, that's still how I imagine those people who say "My parents hit me and I turned out fine"

[@avajackson1878]

LatinoBird Colors 😂

[@Derekthepersonable]

2:37 the timing of Voldemort laughing followed by Ron saying “mental, that one” is just too perfect.

[@deadbutalivebutdead]

2:25 is actually where it's at, just letting you know

[@annabelleroberge2254]

My favourite scene is when McGonnagal says "I've always wanted to use that spell"

[@autismspectrum-k7y]

nah my fav line from mcgonagall is "take weasley with you, he looks way to happy over there"

[@ellieevergreen6565]

I see how “I’ve killed Harry Potter” can be confusing

[@erinfaye2780]

I love telling people who haven't read the books or watch the movies that Harry Potter dies in the end.

[@mya-6558]

@Wretman no?? he doesnt??

[@heinoseidler6701]

@@mya-6558 well he kinda does-

[@mya-6558]

@@heinoseidler6701 when?

[@リツ-y8e]

probably the time when he 'died' when Voldemort killed the horcrux inside Harry.

[@MaxiiSMP]

“Yeah get out the kitchen ron!” “Feet of the table!” “FeEt OfF tHe TaBlE”

[@stereo..typess]

**odd giggle noises**

[@aliciap1478]

VICTOR I LOVE YOU🎵

[@ariahazelwood3842]

@@aliciap1478 VICTOR I DOOOOOOO

[@oliviac2417]

@@ariahazelwood3842 WHEN WE’RE APART MY HEART BEATS ONLY FOR YOOOOUUUU

[@TheMarcar]

He Is An ArTiSt

[@kyberjedi9749]

Ron: how much is this Fred and George: five gallions Ron: how much for me Fred and George: five gallions Ron: but I’m your brother Fred and George: Ten gallions

[@Hannah-qy6pz]

Sibling love😅

[@lucyandecember2843]

idk why but i asumed when he said "how much for me" he was asking how much his brothers would sell him for! Why tf is my mind like this T-T

[@aesthetic_writer]

@@lucyandecember2843 I thought that before I read your comment- O.O

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

Ron: Now I can see why Percy stopped talking to you.

[@adf5001]

*galleons

[@brenna_boop6341]

Idk why but seeing the twins yelling “NICE ONE DRAGON!!” Really got me lmao

[@lohwanyenqihuaps5746]

"oh dear boy, we don't send people to azkaban for blowing up their aunts." That line will forever be my favourite

[@kfiraltberger552]

Now imagine if he didn't say up

[@megaman37456]

The irony is that is EXACTLY why they send people to Azkaban, although using a different version of "blow up" more like TNT than balloon.

[@ikr233]

meanwhile sirius getting sent to azkaban bc everyone thought he blowed pettigrew up

[@PsychSoldier756]

@@ikr233him and a street full of muggles

[@InhabitantOfOddworld]

Especially Tom's groaning laugh just after it

[@gx_no]

Me one day before Valentine's :- I'll be in my room, making no noise, and pretending that I don't exist:)

[@carmen7551]

Haha, I feel you on that one

[@mikshinee87]

Relateable. Then again meeting your GF can land you in jail, no? Because of cow -weed.

[@randomlyherelol1559]

Haha same

[@kcsledge95]

Why is this so relatable?!?!?!

[@mayorofsimpleton5674]

I woke my mum up with heart shaped sandwiches, tea, and a card. Now if that isn’t sad

[@randomvideos-qz2pt]

“You applied for the defense against the dark arts post first is that correct?” “...” “Yes.” “But you were unsuccessful?” “Obviously.”

[@kianim8344]

Literally my fav one😂😂

[@andreykarbinovskiy430]

Ob...viously

[@harry_page]

Ron: 😆 Snape: 📗

[@Itsumus]

GOD I HATE UMBRIGE!!!!!!!!me:professor umbrige:YeS me: may I slap u please?

[@Chellebelle121]

One of my faves, too

[@xX_Akira_]

3:12 looks like he already is in one-

[@veiyafa8952]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELPP

[@БогданГоранов-п9х]

"Oh no, I killed Harry Potter" >Neville never understood why he had such high grades at potions from this point on

[@wernietheworm1020]

Oh my god lol

[@Hello-1243]

Hehehehhehehe trueeee

[@misslady2639]

Voldemort: Teach me, great master!

[@ajayitimilehin8385]

499th like

[@artofweirdness2356]

lmaaaoooooo

[@nikitak3203]

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@punyataldar7940]

Exactly

[@Tasha22Bella]

insert scene from the movies, followed by "Dumbledore asked calmly." gets me every time...

[@funtimefox-hufflepuff05]

As he attacks Harry... CaLmLy. Edit: 8 likes. So amazing. Than you everyone

[@froggygirl5707]

*calmly*

[@unassuming_onion]

I did ask calmly what do you mean😭

[@OldStullyAccount]

My favorite scene was when Ron was sleep talking and woke up, apparently dreaming about spiders. Harry Potter tells him: “yeah teach them spiders.” Or something like that

[@AK_golden_rose]

Oh yeah, it was in Prisoner of Azkaban! Ron was dreaming that spiders were telling him to tap dance and when he woke up and told Harry he didn't wanna tap dance, harry said "You tell those spiders Ron." 🤣🤣🤣

[@bartdegryse9345]

I don't want them to tap-dance me, or something was the line.

[@19TheFallen]

"Oh, no! The spiders! They want me to tap-dance! I don't wanna tap-dance!" ".....Tell those spiders, Ron!" "Yeah....Yeah.....Yeah......I'll tell 'em.....I'll tell 'em!" *Goes back to sleep.*

[@Y3LL0W_C0FF1N]

THIS WAS THE BEST SCENE besides the one where Fred and George were fighting as old people-

[@Fandom_Stories]

YES OMG it was like "Spiders... they want me to tapdance... I dOnT wAnNa tApDaNcE" "You tell those spiders ron..." "Yeah... Yeah I'll tell them"

[@RoKai329]

"Nice one, James!" Will always, and I reaffirm, ALWAYS break my heart

[@lilyofthevalley9566]

Snape: “Look at you two quarreling like an old married couple…” Sirius: “wHy DoNt YoU rUn AlOnG aNd PlAy WiTh YoUr ChEmIsTrY sEt??” Remus: “Sirius be quiet.” Sirus: “bE qUiEt YoUrSeLf ReMuS-“

[@ToSP.]

Where was this

[@BELLA-pp1mr]

@@ToSP. the shrieking shack scene in prisoner of azkaban

[@ssstarmann]

No he said that Remus and he were engaged not the chemistry set :(((

[@yunnjiinnn]

AHAHSGSGSWHBDSHBXHEBCIRJFIRBCIRJCRIC

[@Ella_1929]

Bro made Snape point 😭

[@thecool3636]

Luna: We’ll have to talk to someone who’s dead. Also Luna: **stares creepily at harry**

[@stormrider24]

Nobody: Fuckin not one: Not even the Chosen One himself: Voldemort: hEHEHE

[@alexredden414]

My dad always tries to annoying me with a ten hour clip of his laugh.

[@raychluv]

@@alexredden414 sed

[@Maura555-f9f]

mental that one- IM tellin ya!

[@illyaismaili6413]

XD

[@steve1583]

that laugh got me

[@mylifeischaos_11]

Voldemort: *darkest and strongest wizard of the 1980s* Also Voldemort before getting defeated by a highschooler: AEHHEHAHEHHEHAHEHEE 😛

[@tsguy-h3q]

Here's my personal favourite pick of the Harry Potter Quotes out of context: "I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, *expelled* "

[@deathshade64]

"She needs to sort out her priorities."

[@blootooth00]

It's kind of telling that getting expelled is worse than death in the Wizarding world. That isn't just a hyperbolic line, being expelled and losing your wand is a permanent mark that will leave you with absolutely nothing of value in this world, a target of ridicule, unable to live in the muggle or Wizarding world with nothing of value to offer. It's sad.

[@mikyboo]

SAME

[@AnonymousXIII]

@@blootooth00 not in the Wizarding world; in HER world. She's a student for whom grades matter more than life itself. She lost points on her DADA exam under Lupin because she freaked out when the Boggart told her she'd failed every class. Bad grades are literally her worst fear (or was until the seventh book, I suppose, when she prioritized real life above school).

[@blootooth00]

@@AnonymousXIII I agree that it's true for Hermione because of her unhealthy relationship with academics, but also in general. I mean it depends on your personal bar of "I'd rather be dead", but being someone raised in a magical world that isn't allowed to practice magic, with no marketable skills for the muggers world and no useful skills in the Wizarding world, seems like a pretty miserable fate.

[@nochannelanymore]

Here's one: **George with toothbrush in ear** morning... **sips coffee**

[@SNDodds]

you mean what's left of his ear

[@nochannelanymore]

@@SNDodds yeah

[@nochannelanymore]

@Ellie's 1 World They're just kissing.

[@Maylona219]

@@nochannelanymore but maybe it's disgusting for her/him? Idk

[@cruzekenny1008]

Im holy fred

[@Gemnist98]

Personal favorite that wasn’t here: Ron: “Did you and Ginny do it then”? Harry: “What”?

[@mirabellamatson9166]

YESSS!! I DIED LAUGHING WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT.

[@pashico7082]

What?

[@prospect2664]

use love potion ?

[@hermionegranger2930]

Omg 😂

[@arcrisgonzaga7324]

I almost died laughing cuz of that...

[@LoneStarRathalos]

Never ben so proud to understand EVERY single quote in a series in my life (and I've memorized a lot)!

[@andrearegondola712]

1:58, dumbledore said calmly.

[@iaminsfiredbytrustfration8502]

Ikr , in the book dUmBlEdOrE sAiD cAlMlLy , then in the movies .....

[@lunalovegood4570]

So much for calmly

[@ann6082]

"There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class." -_snape_

[@Aqueox]

Also Snape: Invents SeCtUm SeMpRa Flicky swishy of his robes and wand when he draws said wand in The Deathly Hallows Pt. II.

[@LadyYautjaSpacePirate]

"Take out your wand." 🤣🤣🤣

[@ann6082]

Jesus Christ I just realized how many likes this comment has XD

[@battensag7168]

Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back? Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

[@Selyidar]

Gold!

[@beatriceretops]

LMAO 🤣

[@ifiwouldcouldyou]

hahahahahhaha

[@In_Muis_walls]

“Dudley:Wake up cousin we’re going to the zoo” “Harry: I’m already in one with you here”

[@ryngalli7713]

@@In_Muis_walls Dudley: “Wake up, cousin! We’re going to the zoo!” Harry: “You belong in a zoo.”

[@In_Muis_walls]

@@ryngalli7713 real

[@In_Muis_walls]

@@ryngalli7713 *traps him in a snake enclosure*

[@sreejithmadhav1367]

When Sirius says 'Nice one, James', everyone thinks it's because Harry looks like James and Sirius thinks he got his best friend back. But I think most of you haven't realised that when Harry enters Snape's penesieve, he sees James disarm Snape using Expelliarmus. At that time also, Sirius says 'Nice one, James'.

[@alimran6900]

Also Harry's middle name is James :)

[@my.melody.gamingg]

That was by accident he didn't said that in the book he really said it because he knew he's going to see his best friend again

[@djbreadx]

that kinda makes me sad, but it's really sweet, right?

[@alishadigitaldiaries]

Yep

[@alishadigitaldiaries]

@@djbreadx yeah it is that's why I thought too...

[@AncientDream30]

"I'll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending I don't exist." 1. Every middle child ever. 2. Me, lol.

[@melodychocolate3694]

3.or high schoolers 4.😶me

[@luvebyte]

yEah

[@exelltori7328]

5. Basically every middle schooler 6. Me ig 🙃

[@echoplots8058]

You've never been a last child, have you?

[@AncientDream30]

@@echoplots8058 Do you mean the youngest? Well actually, I am the youngest, I'm just making fun of my middle siblings

[@dilishafatima2298]

If i didn't know harry potter i would have watched it immediately after this

[@shelvia14]

You really have to!

[@sams.277]

@@shelvia14 lol they did they mean if they didn’t they would

[@shelvia14]

@@sams.277 I think we need to re-watch.

[@tigerlily2816]

Lol this is how you MAKE them watch Harry Potter XD

[@dilishafatima2298]

@Natalie Torres i just re read the whole series

[@ShayanMallick29]

1:58 THIS BROKE ME

[@progCan]

TRUE LIKE WTF

[@nastaranshahidi2084]

“He’s not Fred I am, honestly women you can us our mother” THAT PART GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD 😂

[@hardalkek1350]

You forgot "Oh yeah, I've been beaten loads of times, hmmm."

[@robertsteven3957]

I just commented that 😂

[@jayamarillo628]

Which scene? I don't remember that line lol

[@robertsteven3957]

@@jayamarillo628 it’s a scene in the prisoner of Azkaban. While they’re in the kitchen vernon’s sister asks harry if they use the cane in his school. And that’s what he replies

[@jayamarillo628]

@@robertsteven3957 got it! I remember that now

[@oliviahawkins6445]

“Harry did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?” Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@Ulrich111]

Honestly, that scene always stuck with me because of how poorly it was handled. There didn't seem to be any benefit in changing it to Dumbledore screaming like a raving lunatic...

[@ThroughTheGatesOfHell]

*CALMY*

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

Expectation: Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire? Reality: hAaAARRY HARRYYY DID YOU PUT YOURNAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAR

[@Beth_Amphetamine]

@@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m while shoving him into the wall…

[@deadbutalivebutdead]

HARRY PODDAAAH *seconds later* HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! CRUCIO CRUCIO AVADA KEDAVRA

[@book_aholic623]

my favorite is “anything off the trolley dears”

[@caffeinatedmagpie444]

not me waiting for feet of the table! *(FEET OF THE TABLE)*

[@simranpanesar9275]

and 'tEn gaLLeOnS *the face*

[@nitroflap]

"Bambling bumbling band of baboons" Gets me every time

[@PeachieSunshineXO]

"Say that five times fast" *"Hsgwuwhwgwoiw"*

[@renknee]

1:58 you’re saying it WRONG. Its ‘’Harry did you put your name into the goblet of fire’’ not... *HARRYDIDYAPUTYORNAMEINTOTHEGOBLEYOFFIYAH*

[@jiannacabarse5169]

It's the opposite

[@jiannacabarse5169]

You're supposed to say 1:58 You're saying it wrong it's "HARRYDIDYAPUTYANAMEINDAGOBLETOFIYAH" not "Harry did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire"

[@ada4639]

@Luna Lovegood this is for the films not the books, since, you couldn’t just show pictures of the books lmao

[@renknee]

@@jiannacabarse5169 no i was actually referring to the book...

[@claradcosta2195]

@@renknee in the books, it's like zis Did you put your name in the goblet of fire, Harry? He asks calmly

[@pochernyai]

Ron's "mental that one, I'm telling ya" after Voldemort's laugh is just... chef's kiss!

[@spothasadog3055]

I've rewatched Dumbledore's "alas, earwax" during the cave scene like 10 times now and it keeps getting funnier

[@severussnapeytp715]

"SILEE-E-ENCE" Damn those vocal runs Dumbledore-

[@crazylifeofmine293]

I've never seen a professor talk like this before Snivellus🙃

[@severussnapeytp715]

​@Hermione Granger Not that you'd care, Ms. Granger. 10 points from Gryffindor.

[@severussnapeytp715]

​@Hermione Granger I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and *even put a stopper in death* .

[@crazylifeofmine293]

@@severussnapeytp715 Why did you give the twins and me separate detentions professor? You know we're never apart, they're my besties!!! Now I can't even *talk* to them

[@severussnapeytp715]

​@@crazylifeofmine293 Jordan Lee... 10 points from Gryffindor, speaking out of turn.

[@lilyevans1920]

Lily's eyes is green Potter's eyes is blue. ''YoU hAve yOUr moThEr EyeS'' - Severus Snape, Remus Lupin and more.

[@arigreenz]

that's not- harry's eyes are green

[@soulblightx9847]

@@arigreenz in the book? yes.

[@blah7983]

I mean he was going to wear contacts, turns out he was allergic.

[@reveredokay]

@@blah7983 how? How can you someone be Allergic to Contact Lens?!

[@SorwestChannel]

@@reveredokay How?! How can someone develop irritation when they put objects on their eyes?! Impossible!

[@NeilGlover-t5t]

My fav line from Dudley “B B BUT LAST YEAR I HAD 37”😂😂😂😂

[@ohwellwhatevernevermind222]

where's cedric's whole speech to harry about the egg-

[@dapills7851]

😳

[@ohwellwhatevernevermind222]

@@dapills7851 I'm not wrong tho-

[@ellamcen]

People just walking past like: These guys are gay, no denying it now.

[@ohwellwhatevernevermind222]

@@ellamcen LMFAO IKR

[@funtimefox-hufflepuff05]

@@ellamcen wait. Cedric Diggory is gay?!?

[@TheOpendoormedia]

That's been a year but I just came across this. My favorite line would be a dialogue between Dumbledore and Snape. After Snape revealed his patronus charm, Dumbledore realizes that was also Lily's. He looks at Snape and says, "Serevus, after all these years?" Snape's reply was perfect in just the one word. "Always."

[@arumayim5035]

Let’s be honest, we have all seen Harry Potter before and just wanted to watch this for fun

[@dimwitsixtytwelve]

@Saltyshima I’m being honest and no I haven’t seen it because it was shit. I had to walk out of the cinema it was that bad.

[@charlize6994]

@@dimwitsixtytwelve living up to your name, i see

[@dimwitsixtytwelve]

@@charlize6994 why? Because I don’t like the same things you do? Guess you are the dim wit now.

[@suparnguptaarts3320]

@@dimwitsixtytwelve calling something beyond you shit means you're worse than that

[@suparnguptaarts3320]

@@charlize6994 rightly quoted

[@jamieson.]

Unlike a lot of other "out of context" compilations, this one is TRULY out of context. Thank you

[@Genesis-bd8bg]

Crush it, don’t cut it Draco stomps on Harry’s nose

[@ackerwoman16]

😭😭lmao

[@nanalove3819]

He listens to the advice.

[@jcrafterz]

maybe Diffindo would have been more effective

[@c4r7s0n]

Ron: “But I’m your brother.” Fred and George: “Ten gallions.”

[@jacoblbarton]

2:03 is such a masterpiece. snape out snape-ing himself, harry’s genuine terror. just…beautiful

[@hecxhockgames4114]

1:57 😂

[@korliyon2283]

Harry: "Stay close to me." Lily: "Always." Snape: "Always."

[@KoibitoL]

Voldemort laugh thing and Ron saying “mental that one, I’m telling you” is perfect 😂 (2:26)

[@roslynsilka5518]

book - dumbledore said calmly, “did u put ur name in the goblet of fire?” movie- DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THI GOBLET OF FIYAAA

[@melodychocolate3694]

NoOoOOo sIr!

[@mischiefmanaged7222]

HaRRy Did YoU PUt yOur NaMe In THe GoblET OF FIre? Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@akumasstorytime3910]

I swear in that scene I half expected dumbledore to bite Harry's head off

[@lieutenantsillyswag]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@veeamazingtv3994]

@@lieutenantsillyswag o hi Hermionie what do you think of the Harry Potter fandom?

[@taraknathpanja9808]

2020 feels like umbridge took over world Edit - tysm for the likes 💛

[@sam-vd5gr]

Ikr i srsly the worst like worse than voldy

[@taraknathpanja9808]

Worse then umbridge buddy !

[@mikshinee87]

When travelling to another country is illegal and people make up stories of having to go to a dentist on Tenerife to go there (it's illegal and you can face jail time). We are way past what Umbridge could dish out.

[@trebleclef1553]

1273 umbridge takes 2020

[@punyataldar7940]

Yeah

[@AnnieBunnie08]

*''You and your bloody chicken!"* -Malfoy (Prisoner of azkaban)

[@marcellasantos7627]

"Unless you wish to poison him, and i assure you, i'd have my greatest symphaty If you did" I love Snape

[@annak5099]

Here's another quote Harry:The binding is..fragile Hermione:ThE bInDiNg Is FrAgIlE Edit 1: How did this get so many likes overnight?Like are you ok? Edit 2: Here is another one :) Hermione:I was bored so I went to the L- Harry and Ron:To tHe LiBrArY

[@erinyes3943]

...

[@rabve2542]

Dunno

[@annak5099]

@Nico VanderJagt I agree

[@lonekpopper3471]

I was waiting for "She really needs to sort out her priorities" and "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" Ron is a gem haha

[@Delphinium69]

I’m not longer into Harry Potter cuz of the *gestures to everything* but the “nice one James” still gets me

[@rihanna9302]

2:09 THE WAY HARRY LOOKS TERRIFIED IS SENDING ME

[@minaashidmhafan960]

“You foul,loathsome,evil little cockroach” hermionie no he’s not worth it *scared Draco noises*

[@minaashidmhafan960]

@Hermione Granger srry hermiohnee 😂🤣

[@rachelj1379]

@Hermione Jean Granger lollllll (The time has come! Hermione has spelled something incorrectly)

[@f1nn_th3hum4n]

sadly I've surrounded myself with potterheads, so this won't work 😂

[@tr-11.01]

lucky you

[@carmen7551]

I can't tell you how jealous I am lol, only two or three of my friends are Potterheads, not even anyone from my family is one

[@tr-11.01]

@@carmen7551 same

[@jineenmansour]

Same😂

[@wearewearetogetherbulletpr387]

"it's not going to wOoOoOork" came at my mind immediately 😂😂

[@QuartZ-vg6se]

The “WAKE UP COUSIN, WERE GOING TO THE ZOO” was way to funny out of context