#EverythingIsContent

[@msicnnmn083]

Critical Role cast are literally the only people on Earth for whom I would watch Fortnite content.

[@Lasersplitter]

Same, although I really like John Green's Fortnite game as well. Mainly because he is as bad at the game as Matt and Talesin :D

[@rileymitchell3510]

same

[@MelodicQuest]

"for whom"??

[@msicnnmn083]

@@MelodicQuest Grammar is a real thing, look it up

[@mijaxyl]

@@Lasersplitter I was waiting for them to figure out the "bush-camping" strategy

[@nevlynnei1903]

I would watch a 200 episode series of Taliesin playing games he doesn't understand.

[@TheChiefwiggy]

Let's. Make. This. Happen!!!

[@LuceTheChinaDoll]

OMG i would watch that for days 😂

[@MrDuckly77]

Lol I would watch that too

[@benoozlebenboozle1051]

please! i need this.

[@94ccf]

Please

[@DerekEidahl]

*Taliesin dies* "Oh, it's okay. You brought a backup character, right? Big Oof

[@kateymay8928]

Time stamp?

[@arthaiser]

@@kateymay8928 49:52

[@knitwit1912]

"Taliesin... let's grow old here." This whole video is just the purest thing.

[@crumpsbandycooch4187]

"I can run through a cornfield!" - The excitement of an immortal

[@skiesandstardust]

probably reminds him of his 20s

[@DrDigiorno]

ThatOneGuy Has

[@MrUmakemelaff]

More like reminds him of the Children of the Corn...

[@magiv4205]

The excitement of an immortal is the purest thing on earth. We must protect.

[@eddvultures40]

Fey creatures find mundane experiences, exiting.

[@celestial_glaives2672]

"All of these are....sleep deprived Mercer written" "Is there really any other kind of Mercer" Matt are you doing ok?

[@ashleycook6025]

Me: MATTHEW, go home. Drink water. Have a meal... like real food. Take a nap.

[@edwardpurcell82]

"Now have i balloons Tailesin" I have never heard Matt say anyhting more cute

[@LordVader1094]

I need a timestamp.

[@BrannedAortal]

LordVader1094 36:18

[@themurc6391]

*Kiri Voice:* “Go fuck yourself!”

[@cynistar742]

I think I want a series where these two just play Minecraft together.

[@sil-chrisredd2099]

YES. YES. YES. YES. YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

[@jayphoenix7381]

HOLY FUCK. Why just them? Why not get the entire CR cast in on it?

[@fireflym0de786]

Omg and all their skins are their characters

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Man, could you imagine a Pumat and Caduceus Play Minecraft video? Most chill game of Minecraft ever.

[@prud5930]

@James Kessler That would be a disaster. An actual hour of them making something that looks really cool but explodes on lift-off

[@spaced_out_cadet]

*Pumat Sol and Caduceus Clay grow old in a forest together* is something i never knew i needed so badly.

[@olliemoffat4025]

Oh sweet mana in heaven...YES!

[@ap4e_941]

Just imagine being a weary adventurer and stumbling across their cottage. You‘d never wanna leave again

[@JenettheCat117]

They should retitle this as: Eldritch God and The Bard try to understand the generation.

[@gilbertosilva1304]

Hmm, actually: "Eldritch god and his Warlock with Mask of many faces try to understand the generation."

[@Arkay24]

@@gilbertosilva1304 I dig both these ideas... (Aggressive DM writing noises)

[@CorvidCastle]

Taliesin's pure joy at being able to run through a cornfield is everything to me

[@ProfHampson]

“That looks dangerous, you should poke it” - Taliesin Jaffe, 2018

[@padraigmcginley2724]

Literally the only way to get me to watch Fortnite

[@jaroffarts7652]

said the same thing

[@johnpiper740]

I even questioned weather it was worth clicking on... I wasn't disappointed.

[@coletrain3162]

I had literally never seen fortnite played for longer than 10 seconds before I watched this video.

[@GiantBUThead]

Was about to say I hate fortnite in the guts but still watched a bit.

[@jakobschoning7355]

Yeah, same. But these two guys can get me to watch anything at all.

[@entropyzero5588]

T: "That's a rock; that's not a mushroom." M: "We've all made that mistake." *laughter* T: "Man, I feel like we're letting people in on more than they necessarily need to know."

[@KappaKiller108]

4:25 "I don't understand what is happening anymore. But I can tell it must be great" Perfect summery of real adulthood

[@kootiepatra]

And also a peak Caduceus thing to say

[@Xenodude2000]

"Where's the button to bend reality?" lmao

[@mechathunandthecultofdeath4958]

*STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE. AN OLD GOD AND THE WORLD'S BEST DM LOG IN TO FORTNITE ....*

[@Kirtanei]

I thought I had hit a Kripp video for a second there.

[@mechathunandthecultofdeath4958]

@@Kirtanei *MY BORDERS ARE EXPANDING.*

[@ardwen]

And the worlds best DM teaches the old god to play Fortnite

[@andywoods941]

Wait, since when was Talisin an old god? I thought he was just a god

[@ardwen]

@@andywoods941 Old gods are Gods too!

[@42moosejaw89]

Highlight of the entire video is taliesin yelling “I get to run through a corn field!”

[@shadycactus6146]

that and "i have balloons, taliesin"

[@rosenrot234]

It's like trying to teach your dad about the internet but instead it's a many thousand year old vampire old god archfey

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

Who may or may not have made deals with every Eldritch super being in existence

[@clairesmith2168]

just a couple firbolgs having a nice time

[@lucasM005]

matt and tall are like the "hey hello fellow kids." meme playing this

[@natdawson5741]

Taliesin's character got wiped out by someone wielding a glaive... wonder why that feels familiar...

[@nickgutierrez83]

TOO SOON.

[@AirellSkye]

Internally weeping now.

[@sapph4657]

STOP.

[@Quadraxis]

I'm just surprised they didn't point that out.

[@genie.c.s]

SHUT

[@JellicleKitten]

"When the avatar of Death shows up in your bunker and says 'give me your goddamn balloons'" killed me

[@clutterbot7279]

that "cabin in the woods" turning into a teleport bunker was g o l d e n im dying

[@hepifin4941]

that "Hope you have a back up character" hit way too hard

[@lukagrlanovic81]

Time dude the time stamp

[@stanvanr7149]

@@lukagrlanovic81 49:53

[@HTMR-de8gz]

I love how at about half way through they decide to build only, then this becomes a show about Talisan and Matt having a home renovation adventure.

[@EthalaRide]

"Let's just go homesteading. If we're outside the circle we'll just accept it" (picks center of the freaking storm) "There's a little clearing here with like a hedge maze? lets just fortify that!" (Discovers massive eccentric secret tricked out bunker!)

[@januzzell8631]

Why does that feel absolutely correct!?! They are so adorable!

[@sidleyparkhermit6391]

What we've learned is that you should always go with Taliesin's plan even if he's never played the game before

[@kays4216]

18:09 Talisen saying “Oh, made a wall!” With such amazement is so pure.

[@zanthox]

I love how they spend the first half saying they are old and useless and spend the second half amazing and bewildered like children.

[@mollyhunter6239]

27:05 "Taliesin, let's grow old here." I DIED LAUGHING

[@0Cypher1]

"what's the button to bend reality" best quote thus far

[@kays4216]

Hot take: People who act like Fortnite is the devil incarnate and can’t even let two precious boys enjoy it are just as annoying as people who never shut up about it

[@clutterbot7279]

^^^^^^^^

[@seethedincrimson]

theres a difference between "the devil" and "infested with too many children"....on second thought....maybe not

[@ethanpeterson5640]

I've never played it, but the game itself doesn't seem bad from watching this. It's the majority of people who do play it that's the problem.

[@braincellgenocide9553]

Yes

[@eremiss4771]

Home Makeover: Taliesin and Matt edition. Can you guys play SIMS? After this episode I feel like it'd be excellent lol

[@Sirenhunter5]

I would assume Tal would make vague references about obscure or slightly known books and movies while customizing a room.

[@annec8127]

Agreed. When I got the first Sims, I spent my entire Christmas break designing imaginary houses.

[@scouttyra]

+

[@threadsandpurrs]

Matt - "orange is better than purple..." Taliesin - "when did we decide that?" so perfect. I would rather have purple myself.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Cool colors definitely beat warm colors

[@ssfbob456]

"That looks dangerous. You should poke it." Proof that Taliesin is chaotic evil

[@2to5Raccoons]

23:43 Taliesin: "I'm gonna get off the road, that's just a good way to get..." Matt: "What do you mean?" BOOM! They're dead.

[@jobberslayer]

You guys need to play Stardew Valley. I think that is more what you are looking for. Farming and creating and smaller amounts of violence. It's great!

[@clutterbot7279]

absolutely !1 oh my gosh i'd love to see that ahaha. a little farm area and wacky sidequests in pretty areas - seems perfect for them after seeing their reactions to this.

[@Crowvidkitty]

I full heartily agree oh my goodness

[@escherina]

Yes! Or Slime Rancher. It's also very wholesome.

[@DogandaTopHat]

Agreed!

[@gaelicgael]

I would kill for that content

[@skaggawagga3360]

Aaand they turn Fortnite into a dungeon crawl. Well done, guys.

[@Guardian_Gale]

THEY'RE BALLOONS TALIESIN is now my favorite quote

[@Stefan-xt5sk]

So adorable how excited they are about their discoveries and their own goals outside of winning the game. ^^

[@lucasm.3864]

I had the biggest smile on my face watching this. I don't care how they did, seeing their reactions to finding/exploring the bunker was just amazing.

[@N7AslansHobbit_Ry]

The bit where they discovered what the balloons did made me giddy. I didn't even know what they did so the shared experience was great.😂

[@princessblazena]

Agreed 😁😍😊

[@rundinj]

I love how happy Talasin is about finding a fallout shelter

[@animekitty94]

Of course Taliesin who has the favor of some dark and ancient entity would pick the exact place the storm eye would land.

[@derpywaffles4life79]

theanimoose no no. IS the dark entity

[@BiggySn1p3r]

Watching them find that underground base was the best part. I would like to see them do a Minecraft coop stream one day.

[@ukaszd5543]

add sky factory mod, and it's endless entertainment

[@cynistar742]

Exactly! I just made this same comment lol

[@scouttyra]

+

[@mushroomshrub]

Is "I hate Fortnite" the new "Old man yells at cloud?" because reading these comments it sure does feel that way

[@yamuda]

Brain: That's the second time Taliesin has had a character killed by someone with a glaive. aww...I made myself sad

[@abooie]

Damn.... :'(

[@TIHISTS]

I DIDN’T NEED THAT! 😭😭😭

[@jasongreenwood479]

On behalf of all the Ranting Old Man gamers; welcome to the porch. (I'll be turning 50 in April, and can painfully say I've been playing D&D longer than Matt has been alive) My kids got me to try Fortnite on our weekly game night back in October. I've hung-up on it ever since. Battle Royale is fun, if you don't mind getting fragged by teenagers a lot. I find the Save The World co-op PvE mode, much more satisfying. If Taliesin actually gets into this, he needs to be set-up with the Plague / Dim Mak Igor skin, because it's so Percy, it's like they made it for him.

[@kenhuff404]

I just turned 46, and started playing D&D when I was 9. Brother almost wouldn't let me play because the box said 10+. I cant stand battle arenas. Ever since Quake and Counter Strike *shiver*. But Taliesin did say he hasn't used a Keyboard and Mouse to play a game in 2 years. Maybe he would have a better time on a controller.

[@sneakyshootrpg6735]

We have a water cooler? Wow, Taliesin. Simple minds, simple pleasures, brother.

[@robbys1013]

watching talesin's excited reaction when they found the bunker brought me pure joy

[@marissamoyer2206]

Next time should be these two teaching Liam the game. This I would watch.

[@madisonk9939]

Yes

[@Crimson-bm9jp]

An old god and the world's best dm teach a total dad to play fortnite 🤣🤣

[@Skittsue]

I need friends like these guys. They seem fun to be around. 🙂 Edit: I also like how they missed that the guy that killed taliesin first held up that 9 for the mighty nein. They were recognized.

[@smackalacka599]

it was a cool coincidence, but the score card is a random number from 0-10

[@plooply]

its understandable Tal feels old, he is over 30,00 years old.

[@dislikessmoke1966]

30,000,000 million years old

[@alphaapx1013]

There is no number for his age

[@DerailedTrainofThought]

What would be interesting is them playing creative mode. making an island, building, shooting Sam in game

[@ahardcorejedi2968]

It must be from Liam's hand though.

[@DerailedTrainofThought]

@@ahardcorejedi2968 Marisha flying a plane and screaming we're gods whenever she skydives

[@timmara3296]

It’s actually super fun watching people try the game and learn and the looks of excitement when seeing cool costumes, and fear when watching others build fight

[@kab6754]

Old Man Mercer and Old Eldritch Jaffe trying to do what the young folk do. But ya know what? Still love'em. 💓💓💓

[@cancerino666]

You've discovered a secret lab of a mysterious possibly evil scientist. Yes, it is a big part of the lore of the game.

[@ummacnai]

I'm never playing this game but TELL ME MORE!!!! (no its okay, but i came down here to the comments to see who might be explaining it :) )

[@DrShnig]

@@ummacnai The bunker actually doesn't really have much revealed lore yet. Currently, it's known for being the first place in the game that seems to be researching the rifts (those blue things that teleport you into the sky when you walk into them) and seems to be the first place to have been able to control them for personal teleportation. (those other things that they guessed were teleporters for the bunker, whereas the bunker was a teleporter hub, will teleport you to the basement of a random nearby house)

[@cancerino666]

@@ummacnai I don't know much either, but there is mysterious never seen figure called "the wanderer", that came into the island from a different reality and started building these "secret lairs". All of this culminated in him making a spaceshift that flew off, teared reality and created those rifts around the island. This new bunker appears to be made by the same guy, especially given the teleportation tech in there, but could be by the local military which has some "thor 1 style" analysis camps in the island trying to figure out what is happening. Maybe they figured how to make rifts themselves.

[@arthurbazanelli8191]

@@cancerino666 The wanderer... or The Traveler?

[@zzackzzack9186]

4:45 Old man mercer and thal are great! We already had a one shot where everybody was a kid. Now give us the old folks! Please make Geriatric Roll happen!

[@lagggoat7170]

Don´t worry guys, I´m 21 and Fortnite makes me feel old

[@thomashewitt8104]

Inga Sall I’m 20 and it makes me feel like a senile great grandfather

[@ilikeyourname4807]

@@thomashewitt8104 I'm 19 and it makes me feel like an old... No, just like the only sane person in the world. Glad I'm apparently not.

[@thomashewitt8104]

I like your name I feel you man, I was 19 two weeks ago :P

[@rancorrage5646]

It's PUBG and Minecraft's inbred love child! Why is it popular?!

[@Eddygeek18]

i'm 25 and fortnite's shit.

[@heyyitscameronj]

“It’s got a nice desk too, now I feel bad” 😂😂😂

[@ascapedgoat8462]

Can I have a Pumat GPS?

[@DogandaTopHat]

Can I have all of the NPCs on GPS?

[@ShireNomad]

"Well if you turn left on that street right there, you will very nearly be at your destination."

[@MulberryDays]

I would definitely help crowdfund a Critical Role voicepack for google maps.

[@scouttyra]

+

[@kaitoudark1]

Would Fund this as well.

[@VadBlackwood]

Now, now I finally know why have I avoided all Fortnite content all this time, not knowing anything about this game at all. It's so I could see it fresh through these beautiful people's eyes. Thank you, I needed that :)

[@JayskaTeag]

"What's the button to bend reality?" Best. Line. Ever.

[@ttttillermand]

Ah this is so tough. On one hand it's watching Fortnite gameplay, and i'd rather watch paint dry than that. On the other hand it's with two good, good boys from critical role. Guess there's no helping it, i'll do it just this once.

[@Zaftique]

I personally love the John Green is a Fortnite Pacifist series - it's amazing to watch, and his Child Labor™ helpers are hilarious. ;D

[@Esmeagolly]

Oh boy Same, i have a deep disgust for fortnite xD but i guess that Because i teach 12-16 year olds that do nothing else.. But i love these boys, they’re the best boys.

[@aydensauvageau9393]

@@Esmeagolly I have it too but I'm 15

[@jonjay6808]

Good, good boys? MBMBaM, much? :P

[@stevenkeppinger3163]

I personally dont play Fortnite, but I don’t hate it simply because it’s the latest popular game. Having Matt and Taliesin play is more than enough for me to watch.

[@ingratitude]

Cornfield and balloons - the highlight of my evening.

[@CassBlast5]

"I get to run through a corn field! Okay, this is what it's all about."

[@greywilds_2765]

I'm reading of mice and men in English right now . But now when I read the end I'm going to imagine Taliesin as lennie and Matt as George

[@nogitsune4452]

Honestly avoided watching anything Fortnite simply because people wouldn't stop talking about it. Then this video popped up. Damn you Mercer.

[@voidslip3225]

This is my favorite let's play ever. Taliesin and Matt are adorable!

[@gabriellealtman]

like two seconds into this video i'm cackling at how much it looks like it physically pained Taliesin to say 'Fortnite'

[@artemis7913]

Alternative Title: Matt and Taliesin playing Fortnite as if it was Minecraft for 50 minutes straight

[@grindstone4910]

So, this is going to be "the" game that the younger generations will feel nostalgic about in 10-15-20 years like we are with Zelda and Doom and such. Which is weird to think about.

[@markcameron2827]

Watching Matt and taliesin trying to play fortnite is epic however when Matt compares it to the amber novel made my night. I love the amber novels and now knowing matt has read them just raised my respect for him 1000 fold

[@ryannunez2099]

Whelp, that settles it. I need that Pumat Voice pack.

[@katybechnikova2821]

This is the first and only actual play of Fortnite I'm willing to watch.

[@jessy5241]

I want an Everything is Content where they play the Goose Game. I want to see what chaos they unleash lol

[@trezalkapeliskova2121]

This has become one of my comfort videos. Just chilling with Matt, Taliesin and Pumat.

[@SomeUseless-Guy]

Mat and Taliesin should play a horror game man

[@justatiefling9528]

49:59 Don't call him out like that damn!!

[@threadsandpurrs]

These two building their own homestead is just so wholesome. Thank you for this.

[@Agent719]

This was absolutely amazing. God, I would love watching these guys play more games. Like, I could legit watch a dozen more hours of this, watching them gradually getting better at the game but still just derping around.

[@Flexdexskater]

Way more entertaining than watching expert players flip out when they lose

[@huxleyable]

That bit on 7:16 when they both fall quiet as they watch the complete chaos that is Fortnite unfold of constant building and shooting...that was me when I first played the game. And I was 26 when I tried...

[@human_collector0]

So much Taliesin this week! :D

[@dirus3142]

As I clicked on this video a thought popped in my head because of the series title "Every Thing is Content". It would be nice if Matt could do a DM prep video on how he plans and builds his model terrain boards for Crit Roll. Posted after the episode the terrain is featured in of course.

[@clutterbot7279]

absolutely !! i'd love to see that

[@Sinister_moonlight]

Omg I need a Caduceus voice pack! Caduceus commenting in his calm voice! Or Molly making you feel like they are playing with you!

[@angelofdusk13]

Is it weird I that I want a full series of Matt and Taliesin doing the old men voices while playing the latest games?

[@TheKd8lvt]

Also known as: "Matt and Taliesin get ahniliated by ten year olds" or "The only Fortnite content I will willingly watch"

[@PaperiLiidokki]

''It's all right, you brought a backup character right?''

[@kairos4484]

There is a creative mode, so you can just create without the fear of death.

[@Daniel-oy6xq]

Regardless of how people feel about this game, you can't help but love the sheer joy on Talisen and Matt's faces while they play.

[@pagenein]

the excitement in matt's eyes as he realised how the balloons worked,, my skin is clear, my crops are watered, let's grow old here

[@pagenein]

i wasn't gonna do a thread but here we go.. 38:59 that sound was AWESOME

[@pagenein]

44:38 *C O N S U M E ?*

[@pagenein]

49:58 i laughed, and then i laughed even harder when i realised,, *taliesin-*

[@pagenein]

3:26 "hey- BE NICE."

[@pagenein]

4:40 "so you can make yourself a little *fort-"*

[@FulcanMal]

It's really great to see Matt just hanging out with his buddy. As a DM there's always this distance between him and his friends, but here he just gets to have fun and chill with Taliesin.

[@ravendhx]

Everything is content just taught me how to play fortnight. Thanks. Haha. Love the "you brought another character right" line.

[@FullElven]

This is the most wholesome Fortnite content on the internet. Please make more videos of y'all playing games, especially if it's games Taliesin is unfamiliar with and gleefully realizing he can become a hermit in the middle of the woods or something lol

[@NextEntry]

7:05 Just stop and watch Tal's and Matt's faces.

[@jayl2298]

This is the wholesome content I subscribed for: an eldritch god and jesus discovering a teleportation bunker underneath their quiet homestead

[@kaileylexiteresa]

“I have balloons now Taliesin!”

[@sierratofelt3408]

"I learned a thing!" omg these two are exactly what I would be like, trying to play this. Bless.

[@owlpear]

44:39 "C o n s u m e ?" "Always."

[@rettwoods]

24:35 That’s when it STARTS! Glorious and hilarious run.