I would watch a 200 episode series of Taliesin playing games he doesn't understand.
@TheChiefwiggy5 жыл бұрын
Let's. Make. This. Happen!!!
@LuceTheChinaDoll5 жыл бұрын
OMG i would watch that for days 😂
@MrDuckly775 жыл бұрын
Lol I would watch that too
@benoozlebenboozle10515 жыл бұрын
please! i need this.
@94ccf5 жыл бұрын
Please
@DerekEidahl5 жыл бұрын
*Taliesin dies* "Oh, it's okay. You brought a backup character, right? Big Oof
@kateymay89284 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@arthaiser4 жыл бұрын
@@kateymay8928 49:52
@msicnnmn0835 жыл бұрын
Critical Role cast are literally the only people on Earth for whom I would watch Fortnite content.
@Lasersplitter5 жыл бұрын
Same, although I really like John Green's Fortnite game as well. Mainly because he is as bad at the game as Matt and Talesin :D
@rileymitchell35105 жыл бұрын
same
@MelodicQuest5 жыл бұрын
"for whom"??
@msicnnmn0835 жыл бұрын
@@MelodicQuest Grammar is a real thing, look it up
@mijaxyl5 жыл бұрын
@@Lasersplitter I was waiting for them to figure out the "bush-camping" strategy
@knitwit19125 жыл бұрын
"Taliesin... let's grow old here." This whole video is just the purest thing.
@crumpsbandycooch41875 жыл бұрын
"I can run through a cornfield!" - The excitement of an immortal
@skiesandstardust5 жыл бұрын
probably reminds him of his 20s
@DrDigiorno5 жыл бұрын
ThatOneGuy Has
@MrUmakemelaff5 жыл бұрын
More like reminds him of the Children of the Corn...
@magiv42055 жыл бұрын
The excitement of an immortal is the purest thing on earth. We must protect.
@eddvultures405 жыл бұрын
Fey creatures find mundane experiences, exiting.
@edwardpurcell825 жыл бұрын
"Now have i balloons Tailesin" I have never heard Matt say anyhting more cute
@LordVader10945 жыл бұрын
I need a timestamp.
@BrannedAortal5 жыл бұрын
LordVader1094 36:18
@themurc63913 жыл бұрын
*Kiri Voice:* “Go fuck yourself!”
@cynistar7425 жыл бұрын
I think I want a series where these two just play Minecraft together.
@sil-chrisredd20995 жыл бұрын
YES. YES. YES. YES. YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
@jayphoenix73815 жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCK. Why just them? Why not get the entire CR cast in on it?
@fireflym0de7865 жыл бұрын
Omg and all their skins are their characters
@hfar_in_the_sky5 жыл бұрын
Man, could you imagine a Pumat and Caduceus Play Minecraft video? Most chill game of Minecraft ever.
@prud59305 жыл бұрын
@James Kessler That would be a disaster. An actual hour of them making something that looks really cool but explodes on lift-off
@JenettheCat1175 жыл бұрын
They should retitle this as: Eldritch God and The Bard try to understand the generation.
@gilbertosilva13043 жыл бұрын
Hmm, actually: "Eldritch god and his Warlock with Mask of many faces try to understand the generation."
@Arkay243 жыл бұрын
@@gilbertosilva1304 I dig both these ideas... (Aggressive DM writing noises)
@celestial_glaives26725 жыл бұрын
"All of these are....sleep deprived Mercer written" "Is there really any other kind of Mercer" Matt are you doing ok?
@ashleycook60253 жыл бұрын
Me: MATTHEW, go home. Drink water. Have a meal... like real food. Take a nap.
@CorvidCastle5 жыл бұрын
Taliesin's pure joy at being able to run through a cornfield is everything to me
@natdawson57415 жыл бұрын
Taliesin's character got wiped out by someone wielding a glaive... wonder why that feels familiar...
@nickgutierrez835 жыл бұрын
TOO SOON.
@AirellSkye5 жыл бұрын
Internally weeping now.
@sapph46575 жыл бұрын
STOP.
@Quadraxis5 жыл бұрын
I'm just surprised they didn't point that out.
@gunnarollaisawesome5 жыл бұрын
SHUT
@ProfHampson5 жыл бұрын
“That looks dangerous, you should poke it” - Taliesin Jaffe, 2018
@spaced_out_cadet4 жыл бұрын
*Pumat Sol and Caduceus Clay grow old in a forest together* is something i never knew i needed so badly.
@olliemoffat40252 жыл бұрын
Oh sweet mana in heaven...YES!
@ap4e_941 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine being a weary adventurer and stumbling across their cottage. You‘d never wanna leave again
@mechathunandthecultofdeath49585 жыл бұрын
*STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE. AN OLD GOD AND THE WORLD'S BEST DM LOG IN TO FORTNITE ....*
@Kirtanei5 жыл бұрын
I thought I had hit a Kripp video for a second there.
@mechathunandthecultofdeath49585 жыл бұрын
@@Kirtanei *MY BORDERS ARE EXPANDING.*
@ardwen5 жыл бұрын
And the worlds best DM teaches the old god to play Fortnite
@andywoods9415 жыл бұрын
Wait, since when was Talisin an old god? I thought he was just a god
@ardwen5 жыл бұрын
@@andywoods941 Old gods are Gods too!
@KappaKiller1085 жыл бұрын
4:25 "I don't understand what is happening anymore. But I can tell it must be great" Perfect summery of real adulthood
@kootiepatra5 жыл бұрын
And also a peak Caduceus thing to say
@padraigmcginley27245 жыл бұрын
Literally the only way to get me to watch Fortnite
@jaroffarts76525 жыл бұрын
said the same thing
@johnpiper7405 жыл бұрын
I even questioned weather it was worth clicking on... I wasn't disappointed.
@coletrain31625 жыл бұрын
I had literally never seen fortnite played for longer than 10 seconds before I watched this video.
@GiantBUThead5 жыл бұрын
Was about to say I hate fortnite in the guts but still watched a bit.
@jakobschoning73555 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same. But these two guys can get me to watch anything at all.
@42moosejaw895 жыл бұрын
Highlight of the entire video is taliesin yelling “I get to run through a corn field!”
@shadycactus61465 жыл бұрын
that and "i have balloons, taliesin"
@entropyzero55885 жыл бұрын
T: "That's a rock; that's not a mushroom." M: "We've all made that mistake." *laughter* T: "Man, I feel like we're letting people in on more than they necessarily need to know."
@rosenrot2345 жыл бұрын
It's like trying to teach your dad about the internet but instead it's a many thousand year old vampire old god archfey
@magicrainbowkitties10235 жыл бұрын
Who may or may not have made deals with every Eldritch super being in existence
@jobberslayer5 жыл бұрын
You guys need to play Stardew Valley. I think that is more what you are looking for. Farming and creating and smaller amounts of violence. It's great!
@clutterbot72795 жыл бұрын
absolutely !1 oh my gosh i'd love to see that ahaha. a little farm area and wacky sidequests in pretty areas - seems perfect for them after seeing their reactions to this.
@Crowvidkitty5 жыл бұрын
I full heartily agree oh my goodness
@escherina85055 жыл бұрын
Yes! Or Slime Rancher. It's also very wholesome.
@DogandaTopHat5 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@gaelicgael5 жыл бұрын
I would kill for that content
@kays42165 жыл бұрын
Hot take: People who act like Fortnite is the devil incarnate and can’t even let two precious boys enjoy it are just as annoying as people who never shut up about it
@clutterbot72795 жыл бұрын
^^^^^^^^
@seethedincrimson4 жыл бұрын
theres a difference between "the devil" and "infested with too many children"....on second thought....maybe not
@ethanpeterson56404 жыл бұрын
I've never played it, but the game itself doesn't seem bad from watching this. It's the majority of people who do play it that's the problem.
@braincellgenocide95533 жыл бұрын
Yes
@clairesmith21685 жыл бұрын
just a couple firbolgs having a nice time
@Xenodude20005 жыл бұрын
"Where's the button to bend reality?" lmao
@eremiss47715 жыл бұрын
Home Makeover: Taliesin and Matt edition. Can you guys play SIMS? After this episode I feel like it'd be excellent lol
@Sirenhunter55 жыл бұрын
I would assume Tal would make vague references about obscure or slightly known books and movies while customizing a room.
@annec81275 жыл бұрын
Agreed. When I got the first Sims, I spent my entire Christmas break designing imaginary houses.
@scouttyra5 жыл бұрын
+
@hepifin49415 жыл бұрын
that "Hope you have a back up character" hit way too hard
@lukagrlanovic815 жыл бұрын
Time dude the time stamp
@stanvanr71495 жыл бұрын
@@lukagrlanovic81 49:53
@lucasM0055 жыл бұрын
matt and tall are like the "hey hello fellow kids." meme playing this
@clutterbot72795 жыл бұрын
that "cabin in the woods" turning into a teleport bunker was g o l d e n im dying
@EthalaRide5 жыл бұрын
"Let's just go homesteading. If we're outside the circle we'll just accept it" (picks center of the freaking storm) "There's a little clearing here with like a hedge maze? lets just fortify that!" (Discovers massive eccentric secret tricked out bunker!)
@januzzell86313 жыл бұрын
Why does that feel absolutely correct!?! They are so adorable!
@sidleyparkhermit6391 Жыл бұрын
What we've learned is that you should always go with Taliesin's plan even if he's never played the game before
@kays42165 жыл бұрын
18:09 Talisen saying “Oh, made a wall!” With such amazement is so pure.
@HTMR-de8gz5 жыл бұрын
I love how at about half way through they decide to build only, then this becomes a show about Talisan and Matt having a home renovation adventure.
@zanthox5 жыл бұрын
I love how they spend the first half saying they are old and useless and spend the second half amazing and bewildered like children.
@JellicleKitten5 жыл бұрын
"When the avatar of Death shows up in your bunker and says 'give me your goddamn balloons'" killed me
@animekitty945 жыл бұрын
Of course Taliesin who has the favor of some dark and ancient entity would pick the exact place the storm eye would land.
@derpywaffles4life794 жыл бұрын
theanimoose no no. IS the dark entity
@BiggySn1p3r5 жыл бұрын
Watching them find that underground base was the best part. I would like to see them do a Minecraft coop stream one day.
@ukaszd55435 жыл бұрын
add sky factory mod, and it's endless entertainment
@cynistar7425 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I just made this same comment lol
@scouttyra5 жыл бұрын
+
@lucasm.38645 жыл бұрын
I had the biggest smile on my face watching this. I don't care how they did, seeing their reactions to finding/exploring the bunker was just amazing.
@N7AslansHobbit_Ry5 жыл бұрын
The bit where they discovered what the balloons did made me giddy. I didn't even know what they did so the shared experience was great.😂
@princessblazena5 жыл бұрын
Agreed 😁😍😊
@jasongreenwood4795 жыл бұрын
On behalf of all the Ranting Old Man gamers; welcome to the porch. (I'll be turning 50 in April, and can painfully say I've been playing D&D longer than Matt has been alive) My kids got me to try Fortnite on our weekly game night back in October. I've hung-up on it ever since. Battle Royale is fun, if you don't mind getting fragged by teenagers a lot. I find the Save The World co-op PvE mode, much more satisfying. If Taliesin actually gets into this, he needs to be set-up with the Plague / Dim Mak Igor skin, because it's so Percy, it's like they made it for him.
@kenhuff4045 жыл бұрын
I just turned 46, and started playing D&D when I was 9. Brother almost wouldn't let me play because the box said 10+. I cant stand battle arenas. Ever since Quake and Counter Strike *shiver*. But Taliesin did say he hasn't used a Keyboard and Mouse to play a game in 2 years. Maybe he would have a better time on a controller.
@Skittsue5 жыл бұрын
I need friends like these guys. They seem fun to be around. 🙂 Edit: I also like how they missed that the guy that killed taliesin first held up that 9 for the mighty nein. They were recognized.
@smackalacka5995 жыл бұрын
it was a cool coincidence, but the score card is a random number from 0-10
@0Cypher15 жыл бұрын
"what's the button to bend reality" best quote thus far
@Stefan-xt5sk5 жыл бұрын
So adorable how excited they are about their discoveries and their own goals outside of winning the game. ^^
@threadsandpurrs3 жыл бұрын
Matt - "orange is better than purple..." Taliesin - "when did we decide that?" so perfect. I would rather have purple myself.
@DeathnoteBB3 жыл бұрын
Cool colors definitely beat warm colors
@rundinj5 жыл бұрын
I love how happy Talasin is about finding a fallout shelter
@Guardian_Gale5 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE BALLOONS TALIESIN is now my favorite quote
@2to5Raccoons5 жыл бұрын
23:43 Taliesin: "I'm gonna get off the road, that's just a good way to get..." Matt: "What do you mean?" BOOM! They're dead.
@ssfbob4565 жыл бұрын
"That looks dangerous. You should poke it." Proof that Taliesin is chaotic evil
@mollyhunter62395 жыл бұрын
27:05 "Taliesin, let's grow old here." I DIED LAUGHING
@skaggawagga33605 жыл бұрын
Aaand they turn Fortnite into a dungeon crawl. Well done, guys.
@yamuda5 жыл бұрын
Brain: That's the second time Taliesin has had a character killed by someone with a glaive. aww...I made myself sad
@abooie5 жыл бұрын
Damn.... :'(
@TIHISTS5 жыл бұрын
I DIDN’T NEED THAT! 😭😭😭
@ascapedgoat84625 жыл бұрын
Can I have a Pumat GPS?
@DogandaTopHat5 жыл бұрын
Can I have all of the NPCs on GPS?
@ShireNomad5 жыл бұрын
"Well if you turn left on that street right there, you will very nearly be at your destination."
@MulberryDays5 жыл бұрын
I would definitely help crowdfund a Critical Role voicepack for google maps.
@scouttyra5 жыл бұрын
+
@kaitoudark15 жыл бұрын
Would Fund this as well.
@plooply5 жыл бұрын
its understandable Tal feels old, he is over 30,00 years old.
@dislikessmoke19665 жыл бұрын
30,000,000 million years old
@alphaapx10133 жыл бұрын
There is no number for his age
@DerailedTrainofThought5 жыл бұрын
What would be interesting is them playing creative mode. making an island, building, shooting Sam in game
@ahardcorejedi29685 жыл бұрын
It must be from Liam's hand though.
@DerailedTrainofThought5 жыл бұрын
@@ahardcorejedi2968 Marisha flying a plane and screaming we're gods whenever she skydives
@mushroomshrub5 жыл бұрын
Is "I hate Fortnite" the new "Old man yells at cloud?" because reading these comments it sure does feel that way
@marissamoyer22065 жыл бұрын
Next time should be these two teaching Liam the game. This I would watch.
@madisonk99395 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Crimson-bm9jp4 жыл бұрын
An old god and the world's best dm teach a total dad to play fortnite 🤣🤣
@ttttillermand5 жыл бұрын
Ah this is so tough. On one hand it's watching Fortnite gameplay, and i'd rather watch paint dry than that. On the other hand it's with two good, good boys from critical role. Guess there's no helping it, i'll do it just this once.
@Zaftique5 жыл бұрын
I personally love the John Green is a Fortnite Pacifist series - it's amazing to watch, and his Child Labor™ helpers are hilarious. ;D
@Esmeagolly5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy Same, i have a deep disgust for fortnite xD but i guess that Because i teach 12-16 year olds that do nothing else.. But i love these boys, they’re the best boys.
@aydensauvageau93935 жыл бұрын
@@Esmeagolly I have it too but I'm 15
@jonjay68085 жыл бұрын
Good, good boys? MBMBaM, much? :P
@stevenkeppinger31635 жыл бұрын
I personally dont play Fortnite, but I don’t hate it simply because it’s the latest popular game. Having Matt and Taliesin play is more than enough for me to watch.
@kab67545 жыл бұрын
Old Man Mercer and Old Eldritch Jaffe trying to do what the young folk do. But ya know what? Still love'em. 💓💓💓
@cancerino6665 жыл бұрын
You've discovered a secret lab of a mysterious possibly evil scientist. Yes, it is a big part of the lore of the game.
@ummacnai5 жыл бұрын
I'm never playing this game but TELL ME MORE!!!! (no its okay, but i came down here to the comments to see who might be explaining it :) )
@DrShnig5 жыл бұрын
@@ummacnai The bunker actually doesn't really have much revealed lore yet. Currently, it's known for being the first place in the game that seems to be researching the rifts (those blue things that teleport you into the sky when you walk into them) and seems to be the first place to have been able to control them for personal teleportation. (those other things that they guessed were teleporters for the bunker, whereas the bunker was a teleporter hub, will teleport you to the basement of a random nearby house)
@cancerino6665 жыл бұрын
@@ummacnai I don't know much either, but there is mysterious never seen figure called "the wanderer", that came into the island from a different reality and started building these "secret lairs". All of this culminated in him making a spaceshift that flew off, teared reality and created those rifts around the island. This new bunker appears to be made by the same guy, especially given the teleportation tech in there, but could be by the local military which has some "thor 1 style" analysis camps in the island trying to figure out what is happening. Maybe they figured how to make rifts themselves.
@arthurbazanelli81915 жыл бұрын
@@cancerino666 The wanderer... or The Traveler?
@timmara32965 жыл бұрын
It’s actually super fun watching people try the game and learn and the looks of excitement when seeing cool costumes, and fear when watching others build fight
@sneakyshootrpg67355 жыл бұрын
We have a water cooler? Wow, Taliesin. Simple minds, simple pleasures, brother.
@lagggoat71705 жыл бұрын
Don´t worry guys, I´m 21 and Fortnite makes me feel old
@thomashewitt81045 жыл бұрын
Inga Sall I’m 20 and it makes me feel like a senile great grandfather
@ilikeyourname48075 жыл бұрын
@@thomashewitt8104 I'm 19 and it makes me feel like an old... No, just like the only sane person in the world. Glad I'm apparently not.
@thomashewitt81045 жыл бұрын
I like your name I feel you man, I was 19 two weeks ago :P
@rancorrage56465 жыл бұрын
It's PUBG and Minecraft's inbred love child! Why is it popular?!
@Eddygeek185 жыл бұрын
i'm 25 and fortnite's shit.
@robbys10133 жыл бұрын
watching talesin's excited reaction when they found the bunker brought me pure joy
@greywilds_27655 жыл бұрын
I'm reading of mice and men in English right now . But now when I read the end I'm going to imagine Taliesin as lennie and Matt as George
@zzackzzack91865 жыл бұрын
4:45 Old man mercer and thal are great! We already had a one shot where everybody was a kid. Now give us the old folks! Please make Geriatric Roll happen!
@VadBlackwood5 жыл бұрын
Now, now I finally know why have I avoided all Fortnite content all this time, not knowing anything about this game at all. It's so I could see it fresh through these beautiful people's eyes. Thank you, I needed that :)
@heyyitscameronj5 жыл бұрын
“It’s got a nice desk too, now I feel bad” 😂😂😂
@voidslip32255 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite let's play ever. Taliesin and Matt are adorable!
@ingratitude5 жыл бұрын
Cornfield and balloons - the highlight of my evening.
@nogitsune44525 жыл бұрын
Honestly avoided watching anything Fortnite simply because people wouldn't stop talking about it. Then this video popped up. Damn you Mercer.
@dirus31425 жыл бұрын
As I clicked on this video a thought popped in my head because of the series title "Every Thing is Content". It would be nice if Matt could do a DM prep video on how he plans and builds his model terrain boards for Crit Roll. Posted after the episode the terrain is featured in of course.
@clutterbot72795 жыл бұрын
absolutely !! i'd love to see that
@CassBlast55 жыл бұрын
"I get to run through a corn field! Okay, this is what it's all about."
@grindstone49105 жыл бұрын
So, this is going to be "the" game that the younger generations will feel nostalgic about in 10-15-20 years like we are with Zelda and Doom and such. Which is weird to think about.
@trezalkapeliskova21213 жыл бұрын
This has become one of my comfort videos. Just chilling with Matt, Taliesin and Pumat.
@ryannunez20995 жыл бұрын
Whelp, that settles it. I need that Pumat Voice pack.
@JayskaTeag5 жыл бұрын
"What's the button to bend reality?" Best. Line. Ever.
@justatiefling95285 жыл бұрын
49:59 Don't call him out like that damn!!
@Agent7193 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely amazing. God, I would love watching these guys play more games. Like, I could legit watch a dozen more hours of this, watching them gradually getting better at the game but still just derping around.
@kairos44845 жыл бұрын
There is a creative mode, so you can just create without the fear of death.
@markcameron28272 жыл бұрын
Watching Matt and taliesin trying to play fortnite is epic however when Matt compares it to the amber novel made my night. I love the amber novels and now knowing matt has read them just raised my respect for him 1000 fold
@Flexdexskater5 жыл бұрын
Way more entertaining than watching expert players flip out when they lose
@jessy52414 жыл бұрын
I want an Everything is Content where they play the Goose Game. I want to see what chaos they unleash lol
@Sinister_moonlight5 жыл бұрын
Omg I need a Caduceus voice pack! Caduceus commenting in his calm voice! Or Molly making you feel like they are playing with you!
@angelofdusk133 жыл бұрын
Is it weird I that I want a full series of Matt and Taliesin doing the old men voices while playing the latest games?
@RigzDigz5 жыл бұрын
It would be nice to see people start playing fortnite like minecraft and work together to build beautiful things instead of murder each other.
@petterikaakinen47935 жыл бұрын
It had a private island mode previously where you could just build shit with 3 friends, though it was mostly still focused on battling each other. They added a Minecraft-ish Creative play mode last week that is just what you described. You can just build shit. Or you can create plane races (I think). Or you can murder each other. Or do all of the above.
@human_collector05 жыл бұрын
So much Taliesin this week! :D
@SomeUseless-Guy5 жыл бұрын
Mat and Taliesin should play a horror game man
@threadsandpurrs3 жыл бұрын
These two building their own homestead is just so wholesome. Thank you for this.
@NextEntry5 жыл бұрын
7:05 Just stop and watch Tal's and Matt's faces.
@UnhingedNW5 жыл бұрын
This is the only time ive enjoyed people playing fortnite 😂 thank you guys!
@gabriellealtman Жыл бұрын
like two seconds into this video i'm cackling at how much it looks like it physically pained Taliesin to say 'Fortnite'
@FullElven4 жыл бұрын
This is the most wholesome Fortnite content on the internet. Please make more videos of y'all playing games, especially if it's games Taliesin is unfamiliar with and gleefully realizing he can become a hermit in the middle of the woods or something lol
@jasmine-ruff-puff99515 жыл бұрын
Fortnite is pretty great, as much as it's meme'd about. It's free, doesn't require a subscription, and put cross-play between different consoles into motion.
@Daniel-oy6xq5 жыл бұрын
Regardless of how people feel about this game, you can't help but love the sheer joy on Talisen and Matt's faces while they play.
@MorbidRainbow5 жыл бұрын
You know what would be fun to see btw? Having everyone play a tournament on the mame machine, like mortal combat, tekken or street fighter c: (including the crew ofc)
@FulcanMal5 жыл бұрын
It's really great to see Matt just hanging out with his buddy. As a DM there's always this distance between him and his friends, but here he just gets to have fun and chill with Taliesin.
@PaperiLiidokki5 жыл бұрын
''It's all right, you brought a backup character right?''
@sierratofelt34085 жыл бұрын
"I learned a thing!" omg these two are exactly what I would be like, trying to play this. Bless.
@ravendhx5 жыл бұрын
Everything is content just taught me how to play fortnight. Thanks. Haha. Love the "you brought another character right" line.
@tearintime35 жыл бұрын
this made me happy. I play the game a lot, not great but im okay, but it reminded me of how I started playing it. lots of love Matt and Taliesin. love seeing the stuff youre doing other than voice acting and critical role. love all of you guys for all you do for me.even though you may not notice
@JahChillah5 жыл бұрын
I know this was a special thing coming into it. Would you guys every consider playing one off games that you guys r interested in ?
@FlorescentInk4 жыл бұрын
this is honestly my favorite Everything Is Content. You two playing fortnite and being so wholesome about it is wonderful
@zoeerichardson19314 жыл бұрын
i need like a 100 part series of Taliesin playing minecraft and eventually modded minecraft
@carlycchapman4 жыл бұрын
I need Taliesin and Matt in that series for sure
@mavis...5 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most wholesome content i've seen in a very long time