Evolution Movie Review

I review Evolution. The movie, not the concept. Starring David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Orlando Jones, and Seann William Scott.
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[@jgfoxplays5035]

"There's always time for lubricant!" My new catchphrase.

[@naivenitara]

😂🤣😂

[@paulmajano]

J G it’s true man

[@moodee6734]

When I met Orlando Jones I got that signed on my pic with him #conventionlife

[@jacobkemezys3453]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

[@unclefunk2427]

I love the description. “I review evolution. The movie, not the concept”

[@glittensx2343]

Call a sucide hotbling pls also I love your profile pic

[@dannymiller7187]

@@glittensx2343 this comment confuses me I’m guessing there was a name change from op, or a deleted comment possibly. It’s been about a year. So I don’t expect you to remember. The world may never know this mystery now.

[@laurenarnett8578]

“I wanted one more lubricant joke so I slipped one in.” I almost missed that, and I’m glad I didn’t.

[@DravenGal]

Lauren Arnett "That's what she said."

[@kenhoward7905]

Im sad that you didn't mention the fact that the movie is just the build-up to a head and shoulders add

[@theNewBee]

I had a whole head and shoulders bit but i had to cut it

[@kenhoward7905]

@@theNewBee why did you have to cut it

[@theNewBee]

Equipment failure. My mic sucks

[@kenhoward7905]

@@theNewBee reality is often disappointing I was thinking more copyright threats from head and shoulders but equipment failures makes sense

[@zanzibar6508]

Holy shit youre right

[@remington14]

For that "Chemistry expert question," no, it makes no sense what so ever. Like at all. Selenium in itself is acutely toxic, but it is also an essential nutrient. So, considering that, the logic the people used within the movie make no sense scientifically. Like... Yeah, it can be toxic if you bombard people with it, but, so can a majority of elements.

[@CttrPrfl]

You mean bombard nitrogen based lifeforms with it right? What does selenium do to a nitrogen based lifeform that metabolizes sulfur?

[@gregcox5577]

So i cant survive a selenium enema?

[@CttrPrfl]

Not sure but I will forever associate selenium to smelling good along with the enema

[@LucianCorrvinus]

@@CttrPrfl Gods, I do so love a person that knows their science....hats off Sir or Madame, whichever you might 'bee'.....

[@Luxito_DeWarlock]

come to order! C.G.:the Cartoon Judge! Wait... there’s a spin-off???

[@bigfootfighter4132]

When I first saw this movie on vhs as a small child I was so immediately terrified I destroyed the tape and never told my parents. Years later I would watch it on it’s dvd release and became immediately obsessed with the awesome creatures, fantastic score, and quotable comedy. This video brings back so many good nostalgic memories watching this with my dad. The scene where Wayne does his bird call got us every single time!

[@gustavgnoettgen]

"Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same old, boring magazine everyday. The end." Sponsored by the selenium lobby.

[@SCREENSTARS43]

Went to the cinema to see this, thought it was ok, but it's basically it's Ghostbusters with Aliens.

[@theNewBee]

+SCREEN STARS the formula is definitely there.

[@biglarry4965]

So diet mib

[@thefbi9581]

Who ya gonna call

[@Mord12gp]

Did you ever see the cartoon? Yes, there was a cartoon

[@oddeyes9413]

I saw this movie in theaters with my mom as a kid! I thought everyone had forgotten about it! Thanks for this review. My biggest memory of this film is my mom laughing at the Head and Shoulders bit. She passed away from cancer in 2015, but she loved the humor in this.

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

I absolutely love those two little aliens.

[@naivenitara]

Same!

[@klcpesan]

One of my favourite movies to watch! I quote it so often 😂 and I'm a geologist so nice to see Harry Block being so funny rather than a bore.

[@timhutchinson3264]

I just found this channel and immediately subscribed. Very funny! But has anyone ever mentioned you sorta resemble a younger Roger Ebert? Wait a minute...and you, also, review movies. Hmmm...

[@theNewBee]

I have gotten that a few times.

[@phantombread3170]

Scp containment time!

[@marygaylord2407]

Lol 😆 nailed it!!

[@phantombread3170]

@@marygaylord2407 damn this is old

[@marygaylord2407]

@@phantombread3170 Ive started binge watching this channel! It's hysterical 🤣😂

[@phantombread3170]

@@marygaylord2407 yeah I did that when I came across this guys channel two years ago

[@XxsuperstudlyxX]

I rewatched it yesterday and its still one of my favorite movies after all these years.

[@thefbi9581]

Who let Charles Darwin into the steroid storage again

[@unluckyfish3197]

FBI OPEN... wait

[@meganconway6178]

Weirdly, this is still one of my favourite films. It's just so innocent and harmless, and the slightly over the top humour is just such easy watching. "Mazel tov, it's a boy", "great googamooga" and "Wayne, I think we've established that kakar kakar and tookie tookie don't work" all still regularly get quoted by my sister and I. What a classic silly film.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Evolution turns 20 today ! Missed it in theaters but I remember renting the vhs I actually saw parts of it in middle school Ivan Reitman combines sci-fi and laughs Love David Ducovnhy, Julianne Moore, Orlando Jones, and Sean-William Scott there are actually a decent amount of laughs given how nicely-timed the jokes are written it aint a masterpiece like Reitman's most well-known outing but it has a delectable charm and some realistic science-fiction to go with it Love the two big cameos here too!

[@TheDiamondInvader]

This movie was awesome! The ending made me think what if the asteroid, they came in was actually a planet with life like on Earth. However they were smaller. They used fire to "destroy" them, then they got destroyed. Since the giant creatures look exactly like the microscopic ones.

[@ballofmankind2872]

"Who wants to take over your broke ass planet?!" has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day

[@TopsyTriceratops]

I remember having a weird conflict with this film. First it scared me, then I'd come back with interest, get scared away then come right back. It was equivalent to a cat checking out a beetle scuttling on the carpet.

[@kathleentatman330]

This is the second weirdest commercial for dandruff shampoo I've seen.

[@RykerJones28]

I love this movie. I still revisit it occasionally and I still lose it at some parts.

[@Malaika924]

I love this movie. I will always love this movie. By the way, they *tried* to turn this into a franchise. There was a very short-lived animated series.

[@zom8979]

I loved that show

[@zom8979]

@Raymond Morales you can find random episodes on YT, its called Alienators: the evolution continues

[@zom8979]

@Raymond Morales kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnjCYmWaedKJpc0

[@Hjaulmandra_Kanathara]

Also a creature the size of the mega organism would have die in literally an hour. As it’s own bulk would crush its organs, and if not that, the level of calories needed to run a creature with that level of bulk and biomass would require it to constantly feed. Like whales the food source would have to be massive and or the animal would need a metabolism able to self regulate, like most mammals. So just keep the mega creature away from a food source for an hour or two and it will starve. This is why the super organisms and mega-mammals of the Permian era died off. Lack of available nutrients to support their size

[@kek4567]

Wait i remember this movie now, it is so cheesy but it was funny at some points

[@Hjaulmandra_Kanathara]

So I am not a chemist, but I do deal in biology of invertebrates. Assuming the creature are able to become tolerant of an oxygen atmosphere within a month of exposure. Then they wouldn’t be found of fire. As fire burns, or more accurately consumes oxygen. Meaning the same rules of fire apply to humans as well as the creatures. So if the breed quickly in fire, that means they use the heat to accelerate their metabolism, like reptiles. It also means they have cellular regeneration at a point they can make up what the fire destroys. This would entail fire to still work as you basically force their body’s metabolism into overdrive and the run out of calories and die.

[@DefensorsPacis]

I didn't properly realize that your intro was Flight of the Bumblebee until a few videos in, and I just wanted to say that I do love that little tongue-in-cheek reference.

[@Graciedoesthethings]

Love your Channel! I hope it blows up 👌(your actually funny and pick actually interesting movies)

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"Meanwhile, Wayne's boss gets eaten....there's a new opening at the caddy shack" i cannot get over how you delivered that line

[@paulinedroste6416]

I remember watching the movie when I was younger and totally freaking out over the "creature inside of human body" situation. Traumatized me for years, even though it's a comedy😂

[@rahulsuresh8766]

"Play that funky music white boy ...." That track stuck me after watching this movie 😌😝😝😝

[@whiwhimee]

I avoided it when it first came out because I learned about the shameless product place of that dandruff shampoo.

[@theNewBee]

And they didn't even get paid for that placement!

[@wynngwynn]

Leaves our hair shiny and flake free.

[@angelazaplotinsky1791]

thenewbee there is a sequel of evolution called alienators evolution continues made by dreamworks and was on fox kids it ran for 1 season with a total of 26 episodes maybe you can review the tv show?

[@theNewBee]

I stand corrected. But it does seem more of a retooling/ reboot geared more for kids using only the general premise. Is there a toy line?

[@angelazaplotinsky1791]

yes there is but there a catch there 100 dollars on amazon for the whole set i am still trying to find the tv show on dvd give my a lead dude something anything

[@wakeupatnightable]

I was going to comment this lmao. I still have my GBA game from that show.

[@FrancisR420]

What!

[@Xarxes_]

I had vague memories of this movie from when I was a kid. All I remembered was the scene where the alien dragon became oxygen tolerant and the clip of the space bug creeping under the dude's skin which gives me the heebie jeevies

[@xcaluhbration]

That KY clip was OUTSTANDING

[@unclefunk2427]

I love the description. “I review evolution. The movie, not the concept

[@simonebennardo4914]

THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE WHEN I WAS A KID

[@prehistorichero2755]

I remember watching this as a kid. And for a comedy movie that parodies biology and alien life, it's a guilty pleasure, in my opinion.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

I think it's interesting especially with its aliens and them not even brrathing oxygen yet until their rapid evolution allows them. One of the highlights of the comedy for me is the courtscene where the general insulta the college computers and the judge says "The computers weren't crap when I went there."

[@zettas1157]

This is my favorite movie of all time. A forgotten gem in my eyes

[@fredseekingbibleturth]

I know this is an old video of yours but I only recently came across your channel. I have seen this movie as well as the animated version of it. Have you seen the animated version of it? Also, I do not personally believe in evolution. :)

[@FrancisR420]

You know evolution is the change of organisms over time so are you denying but that happens? Are you just taking a moral stand against people who don't Pander to religion? This movie is a complete bastardization of any kind of science. I mean did you see the "chemistry" part?

[@DravenGal]

Orlando Jones....just saw him in a clip of House MD...but I can never remember his name, I always think of him as "The 7-Up guy."

[@TimmyDLC]

Make 7 up urs

[@wynngwynn]

lol that was a great campaign

[@thegoodstuff6130]

As soon as you said “Weird going’s on” in the video a TikTok ad popped up 😂😂😂 did your alien friends give you psychic powers?

[@randallnewell5741]

When he said guys you there j swear I was looking at TV

[@naivenitara]

Oh wow! I forgot about this movie! Fox Mulder wins again. Funny as hell review 😂 If you want more ideas for alien movies to review could you do Paul, Super 8 or At Worlds End? 👽👽

[@beccabarnes5389]

I love everything about this movie. I am so glad you reviewed so I can get the hubs to watch it again.

[@bryanpatenge3347]

I think we established ka la don't work! I love your channel!

[@Swarnted158]

There's an after credits scene, but it works out more as an after credits H&S commercial.

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

Holy shit that’s David Duchovny. Fucking love him

[@shh5738]

theNewBee Review what is the song in your intro named?

[@ejedwards988]

I remember this movie from when I was a kid. I never knew what it was called but this was awesome.

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

Watched it with my dad, definitely a unique movie

[@joshuaokoro-sokoh2993]

Well Selenium Sulfide is used to treat Malassezia furfur, a type of fungus.

[@greenman5255]

This movie was actually written as a Ghostbusters sequel, but fell apart, so it was made into this. Did anyone ever wonder why all the creatures that were "evolving" suddenly de-evolved into a single cell organism, at the end? Eh...

[@nealjroberts4050]

Certain scenes and the alien gorillas make me think the film was originally going to be a sci fi thriller.

[@theNewBee]

I think it was originally going to be serious then turned into a comedy.

[@nealjroberts4050]

@@theNewBee makes sense as the serious scenes kept don't feature the main cast. I do wonder if it would have been a better film if stayed serious or if the comedy rescues it from lacklustre less than b movie status.

[@dalton6173]

Basically Head and shoulders contacted the guy behind Ghostbusters and was like hey can you make a movie that's a commercial for Head and shoulders that also puts head shoulders at a position to save the planet and then this movie happened

[@LucianCorrvinus]

(Monster voice) Overlord are there times, when invading a planet, you don't feel.....fresh?

[@wynngwynn]

This was one of the few movies I bought on DVD way back lol.

[@dalton6173]

I have seen this movie a lot and just realized the fire at the beginning would have speed up the evolution at least some considering it is latter mentioned fire speeds up it's evolution/growth.

[@jezzy5452]

Its on Netflix, or it was

[@Thomas-ll6hm]

I love evolution! It's flawed yes but fun to watch

[@candacethompson5042]

I heard this actually started as a Ghostbusters 3 concept that was later changed in to its own thing. Not sure how true it is but I definitely read that somewhere along time ago, before the internet. The dark times.

[@klientproby]

Wow! Completely forgot about this film! Did see it years ago.

[@yab_boy]

The most funny thing is David Duchovny playing in a comedy movie itself

[@gamemasternintendoo]

But it’s pretty damn funny that it did well enough to garner an animated series! It’s called Alienators: Evolution Continues.

[@galerios1]

"Ice cream... I'd like some ice cream please..." "Ice cream? Ok what flavor?" "It doesn't matter, it's for my ass" I will never not laugh at that.

[@DopedFiend]

0:43 I was on my phone and this caught me off guard.

[@spacejam8765]

I still can't understand how this got a cartoon. Now if it was a box office hit, probably but it wasn't.

[@dannymiller7187]

This movie was funny af. I only seen it once when it first came out and I was only like 10 so it’s time for a rewatch.

[@justingallo7242]

I love this movie, also there was a tv show and it was not good

[@Toumoriryuu]

Chemist here, and that section definitely makes zero sense whatsoever. You actually CAN make some guesses about certain properties just from position on the periodic table, but not by ... using a slope function or whatever the fuck he did there.

[@brianbrenner4245]

I see a brown coat fan, Jane cobbs hat a gift from him mom.

[@johnnys8691]

His camera and animation look like they are from 2005

[@lilyzoe3995]

Omg I forgot ALL about this movie. YES, thank you

[@shelby8101]

I remember when I first watched this movie as a kid, those flatworms made me so grossed out that I couldn’t eat hamburger helper for like a month

[@DJCrisisUK]

The foot joke 🤣🤣

[@shizuwolf]

What about the animated series?

[@ziem.8019]

When I was younger this movie was the coolest shit because kid me watched a big kid movie hehe

[@judsongaiden9878]

8:57 "I'll do what I want but irresponsibly."

[@SilentHillOwn]

I remember this movie and the cartoon on Fox Kids

[@CharizardMaster69]

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY FULL OF CHANGE THAT NO ONE SEES!

[@queenfry7634]

"That's not where it is!"

[@agnethaladuff8559]

Good comedy and good aliens on your show is awesome.

[@4Corry]

4:34 advertiser friendly? Just showing this many copyrighted clips alone is gonna make this video not advertiser friendly. So why should that matter anymore?

[@yamamotohiromori419]

This movie is kinda like 'dirty pleasure' to me, its not good and not bad but i enjoy it, so much so that i will tell my friend to watch it

[@shocknawe]

Evolution had no merchandising? I'm not certain about that.

[@desertblade1874]

Your aliens have more background story than Evolution 😂

[@GastArts]

Wait, they just created dragons at one point XD

[@williammichaelchicogonzale3824]

I love Evolution. Along with Ghostbusters.

[@erinlefevers7302]

I remember seeing this movie in the theater lol

[@james739123]

there was an animated show

[@snapdevastator3486]

Just a little stock music real quiet and it would be perfect

[@ElfHostage]

This movie is on Paramount+

[@xineraliouse9848]

A movie about a ''Super Alien killing Shampoo'' ''Poor Cop at last found the proof of Aliens to show people,after changing his job''.

[@ElfHostage]

“The tree ate it.”

[@francescagonzalezramos9442]

Evolution is a very good movie.

[@MannyJazzcats]

There was an animated series

[@pushparawat5255]

I'm gonna watch it tonight

[@J.W.Brogan]

That's a very cunning hat, sir.

[@ElfHostage]

This movie probably would have reran on sy-fy channel if it weren’t for the copyrighted product placement.

[@florencepierce1864]

Alien Twins (NOT “Bweryang and Bob”): And the Aliens are the Good Guys! The Newbee: I Never Said That! I said: You can See their “point of view”. Alien Twins: Whatever, Scooby Doo! Me: Yes! I Love to see The Aliens getting more screen time. Aliens Twins 1: Yeah! We can say more than “After these messages … Uh, we’ll be right back”. Alien Twin 2: That’s right - No more Alien oppression! The Newbee: Whatever, Losers!