World's dumbest crime

an important life lesson i've learned for you #crime

[@Bobby-mg1uj]

Oh, this is a fun story and your consternation makes it so much better.

[@joshcollins9125]

Consternation?? Worlds dumbest crime receives KZbin’s most intellectual comment

[@a.walters123]

I don’t know how you’re able to tell such a mundane story but at the same time have it be such an interesting and funny story. It’s a lost art of storytelling. There’s a storytelling skill, and you most definitely have it 👍🏻

[@ewysplayhouse]

@@a.walters123 haha thank you!

[@goldengryphon]

Having been a bored kid around the same time, and having engaged in similar minor (?) graphitti and hthings, .... yeah. And the reactions of the adults were pretty much the same, though I did get a "stern talking to", which didn't involve as much talking as it sounds like. Gold, CO sounds like a great place to be from.

[@georgemitchell9696]

How many gold mines in Colorado? I know two abandoned mines in California. Two ounces a ton. Uphill both ways. Lol

[@stephenparker1428]

and yes, I didn't put the slash/ in on purpose.

[@anthonypirozzi837]

Hilarious

[@robertmarchand1346]

Ok. That's pretty funny brother. On the positive side. You're immortalized forever. Who knows. It may even become the men's room again...

[@lindaseel9986]

Bawahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-lw2xk2pq7p]

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[@aloberdorf4579]

Should have included your phone #....your Mom would be impressed getting phone calls from random Chicks....(@ 7 or 8 years old)....LOL !!

[@danielreed5199]

If you were more creative with your thumbtack crime, you could have pinned it on someone else :P

[@ewysplayhouse]

I have scratched Daniel Reed in even bigger letters

[@grampydeathblade2217]

LOL

[@jimtwodogs3084]

I don't know about a crime, maybe just bad form but It WILL come back to bite you.

[@peach495]

Can I get my 1:29 seconds back?

[@ewysplayhouse]

Simply watch it backwards