LGBTQiAA+ Lady Gets Mad At Comedian (K-von laughs)

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KvonComedy

KvonComedy

Жыл бұрын

So funny.
This is a quick clip from K-von's 1hr special Essential. Order on K-vonComedy.com/Shop
#KvonComedy #Essential #HalfPersian #TanxGod #Funny #Comedy #Persian #Standup

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@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Click share on this video if you agree w/ my Dad and the original 3 letters... LOL see you on tour kvon.tv (so many cities listed)
@anthonythomas1504
@anthonythomas1504 Жыл бұрын
Good for you for highlighting that part of your routine. Break a leg!
@lewistasso8866
@lewistasso8866 Жыл бұрын
I remember growing up in school if something was stupid it was gay and if they were idiots they were called a fag. Later in life, I learned that a cigarette in British slang is known as fag. Oh, the turmoil it would cause over here in our dumb country.
@tertalksevents2day
@tertalksevents2day Жыл бұрын
My Dad was the same way Kvon!! & he spoke that way till the day he died in January 2017. I miss that sweet dear man every single day of my life, he was the best Father in the world ❤
@marianapachecoloureiro287
@marianapachecoloureiro287 Жыл бұрын
What do the original 3 letters stand for? I’m from Portugal and didn’t get that part.
@intellectualiconoclasm3264
@intellectualiconoclasm3264 Жыл бұрын
I'm queer and this shit is nonetheless nose and hysterical as shit. I remember, back in then 90's, our GSA leaders came back from a conference and we were no longer The Gay Rights Community/Movement. We were now the GLBT Rights Community/Movement. That's right y'all the was first until entitled twits like her put the L first for "Progress and Equality." Well just who the Hell do they think they are to pilfer the labour of others? Sounds like the same group of entitled people. But on the upside, at least now we know who "They," are. 😂
@Kingeptacon
@Kingeptacon Жыл бұрын
As a PROUD member of the IDGAF+ community I approve this bit.
@fedupamerican296
@fedupamerican296 Жыл бұрын
Stealing this, just wanted to say thanks.
@deenojarmbo2922
@deenojarmbo2922 Жыл бұрын
Good 1
@deanhockenberry9268
@deanhockenberry9268 Жыл бұрын
YES! I’m joining you!
@eliargumedo4728
@eliargumedo4728 Жыл бұрын
Im starting the new LMAO- community
@peskypeet
@peskypeet Жыл бұрын
Please tell me where I can get this on beer, shaving razor, cereal, crackers, syrup, chips, cookies, pet toys, hairbrush, sunglasses, car sunshade. Just the NORmal everyday items you expect a message on.
@tomfuller5585
@tomfuller5585 11 ай бұрын
I used to be woke. I was constantly getting triggered. I protested everything that offended me, and demanded it all be cancelled. Finally I grew out of it, and went to preschool.
@brentmckenzie2793
@brentmckenzie2793 11 ай бұрын
I was tracking you hard until the last sentence lol. Nice!
@tomfuller5585
@tomfuller5585 11 ай бұрын
@@brentmckenzie2793 Haha. I like to keep people in suspense until the very last word!
@brentmckenzie2793
@brentmckenzie2793 11 ай бұрын
@@tomfuller5585 mission accomplished
@Vulpas
@Vulpas 11 ай бұрын
This section full of comedians lol
@tomfuller5585
@tomfuller5585 11 ай бұрын
@@Vulpas On many of these, I skip the video and go straight to the comments. I get lots of material here!
@Procatpvp
@Procatpvp 3 ай бұрын
4:38 the guy saying “what” is how everyone else felt 💀
@TerrawayYT
@TerrawayYT 2 ай бұрын
Lol that's not actually what asexual means, asexual means you don't want or have sex, it evolves from biology with things like jellyfish that don't need a mate to reproduce. The jokes were still funny though.
@Procatpvp
@Procatpvp 2 ай бұрын
@@TerrawayYT 🤓no one cares
@Lupacool
@Lupacool 2 ай бұрын
Nobody cares
@TimothyGod
@TimothyGod 2 ай бұрын
​@@TerrawayYTwhile the other comments said it better, It's called a joke. Don't look at it too seriously made
@brightroarttttbbbb
@brightroarttttbbbb Ай бұрын
gay lgbt is published all over the world to increase pervert relationships, the young generation continues to deteriorate. God created two genders, they complement each other and produce a new generation, but porn and lgbt are the biggest danger for the new generation. The family should take care of its children from a young age and raise them. People who lack attention and love tends to be gay
@Slinky_Spine
@Slinky_Spine 2 ай бұрын
"Gay B C's" XD this guy is great man. I love his humor!
@neoflyboy
@neoflyboy 2 ай бұрын
I'm not your joke. When I'm trying to make a better world, you are laughing at LGBT.
@rexypy
@rexypy Ай бұрын
@@neoflyboy Jokes meant to be laughed at.
@A.T.Johnson
@A.T.Johnson Ай бұрын
@@neoflyboy lgbtwhatever is a joke
@mark675
@mark675 28 күн бұрын
​@@neoflyboyhahahahahahaha
@skygh
@skygh 23 күн бұрын
Ya that is inspired and I am using it!
@jaymac7203
@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын
Never trust anyone who can't laugh at themselves 😂
@santosmadrigal3702
@santosmadrigal3702 Жыл бұрын
I didn't speak English as a kid . I learned it from a thing called a Phonics book . Now , I English is as natural as can be . I'm pretty good at it , till this day ... Pronouns ? I thought it was wild when I learned how to spell " comb " then I learned how to spell " bomb " . And now people say " like " for no reason at all .
@bigguy7353
@bigguy7353 Жыл бұрын
Like leftists....
@LadyJennyfer75
@LadyJennyfer75 Жыл бұрын
I am a disabled woman who laughs at myself all the time. I cannot remember who said it, but some American author once said "To laugh at others is cruel; to laugh at ourselves is essential."
@santosmadrigal3702
@santosmadrigal3702 Жыл бұрын
@@LadyJennyfer75 I think you would like Josh Blue . He makes fun of himself in a hilariously great way .
@jaymac7203
@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын
@@bigguy7353 There it is! 😭 lol
@dirkdiggler2430
@dirkdiggler2430 10 ай бұрын
As a Mexican I am extremely offended that he didn't make fun of Mexicans a few more times.
@joeladams2540
@joeladams2540 10 ай бұрын
And that's why I like you guys 💪
@donveitch5812
@donveitch5812 10 ай бұрын
you guys have it made, nobody ever mentions us Canadian immigrants!
@dirkdiggler2430
@dirkdiggler2430 10 ай бұрын
@@donveitch5812 lol
@gabriel7664
@gabriel7664 10 ай бұрын
Haha lol. Dude that's something that's missing in this country, people being able to take a joke. When comedians make fun of white rednecks I laugh my ass off...cause I'm like "I'm the guy they're making fun of and I see why they're making fun of me."
@SahrawiSundae
@SahrawiSundae 9 ай бұрын
I'm just offended that he didn't label us Africans as hungry, thirsty and poor tribesmen 😠
@aidenrempfer403
@aidenrempfer403 Ай бұрын
Im gay and i dont understand how people get offended when someone doesnt name the community "correctly", like its not their fault the lgbt community adds a new sexuality ever single damn day.
@karlhauck9566
@karlhauck9566 14 күн бұрын
Like any other group there are people who like to use their rights as a landmine for people to step on. Its annoying
@victorgerryson2695
@victorgerryson2695 13 күн бұрын
Your comminity is not acceptable...you're either a man or woman. Nothing more nothing less
@nancyf2665
@nancyf2665 7 күн бұрын
Back in the olden days we just called people horny and would screw anyone
@BlitzTheFoxi
@BlitzTheFoxi 7 күн бұрын
yea the truth is: It is impossible to accidentally offend someone. If you arent doing it on purpose, it isnt your fault.
@BrianSapp945
@BrianSapp945 5 күн бұрын
Lol
@jeremyjohnson2129
@jeremyjohnson2129 4 ай бұрын
"im ready to protest I just dont know why yet" 🤣
@BinkyStalls
@BinkyStalls Жыл бұрын
It’s sad that this isn’t even a joke. It’s a true story. We are living in a literal joke.
@ParaBellum2024
@ParaBellum2024 Жыл бұрын
The best comedy is rooted in truth.
@dragomilosevic4823
@dragomilosevic4823 Жыл бұрын
South park is worldwide now
@sexydadee
@sexydadee Жыл бұрын
why you think they start calling this the clown world
@Youprobablysuckass
@Youprobablysuckass Жыл бұрын
we actually live in an episode of south park
@NobodyAsked-xh8cs
@NobodyAsked-xh8cs Жыл бұрын
"We are living in a..." - Every Doomer ever
@jtmoore662
@jtmoore662 Жыл бұрын
"Im here to protest, I just dont no why yet". THE TRUTH!
@blackrhino3442
@blackrhino3442 Жыл бұрын
Me Me Meme on KZbin. So funny.
@book_roblox
@book_roblox Жыл бұрын
@@blackrhino3442 I will steal your horn to make money
@farmassist6212
@farmassist6212 Жыл бұрын
i am only here to protest so i can get fined (paid)
@austinjt4264
@austinjt4264 11 ай бұрын
I'm offended, I just don't know why yet!
@JimJones-kk8pb
@JimJones-kk8pb 11 ай бұрын
Won't know till I get my dnc cue card and Soros cash.
@Jackmanis
@Jackmanis 2 ай бұрын
This is how we need to be address the alphabet people, with pure humor.
@Scrubjay001
@Scrubjay001 24 күн бұрын
Ridicule and distain as well.
@wallace-81
@wallace-81 19 күн бұрын
A joke for a joke 😂😂
@JeffreyStatenJeff
@JeffreyStatenJeff 2 ай бұрын
I'm gay and I don't even know what half the letters stand for. I loved this bit
@squash4david
@squash4david 17 күн бұрын
You're not alone. From one G to, I'm assuming another G, I can go as far as the Q. Btw, I'm offended that it got switched from GLBT to LGBT, like it was at the beginning. Everyone knows that the man should come first! (I'm just kidding, for any of those out there who can't take a joke.)
@ouiroc
@ouiroc 9 күн бұрын
I don't to learn my gay ABC's
@TheGreatAustino
@TheGreatAustino 11 ай бұрын
I like how society is beginning to get sick of political correctness
@firebirdude2
@firebirdude2 11 ай бұрын
"beginning to" 😆Son, 40 years ago people were saying the same thing. Be it stopping the N-Word, or using the term "Indian", or the term "Oriental", or gay in place of the word stupid, etc etc etc. Making people believe that they're under attack RIGHT NOW is the trick.
@mpclepto182
@mpclepto182 11 ай бұрын
Society is sick of it, but when your local President and beat cop on your street are both politically correct, what are you left with?
@ohidontknow25
@ohidontknow25 11 ай бұрын
Hit a tipping point maybe. I think a lot of the bud light drama is built up frustration and people just having had enough of years of political correctness in general. People like Andrew tate taking off. Tate is a proper tool. But also speaks some truths others are too afraid to. And people love him for it.
@oscaralegre3683
@oscaralegre3683 11 ай бұрын
The whole world hate political correctness.
@lacym8478
@lacym8478 11 ай бұрын
I don’t think the majority of society ever cared it was msm pushing it and wanting us to believe that people cared
@killingmachinelp
@killingmachinelp Жыл бұрын
As a proud member of LGTVHD4K+ community. I approve this skit
@martinklass8331
@martinklass8331 11 ай бұрын
Who cares what you approve or not, humor isn't moraly judgable
@MrGazig88
@MrGazig88 11 ай бұрын
Haaaa!
@MauriceAlBetar
@MauriceAlBetar 11 ай бұрын
@@martinklass8331 you retard didnt get his hilarious joke
@sammy2tires320
@sammy2tires320 11 ай бұрын
😂😂 i literally laughed out quietly upon reading this 😅😅😅
@joseromo2298
@joseromo2298 11 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud,
@davidlee-michaels9430
@davidlee-michaels9430 Ай бұрын
"those were the original letters" Those were the best letters. Simple and easy to remember.
@Razorokc
@Razorokc 2 ай бұрын
As a gay man , anything passed LGB has set the gay community back thirty years.
@user-he6un6sj3c
@user-he6un6sj3c Ай бұрын
"For years, the LGBT community lived in peace, until the alphabet mafia attacked."
@Razorokc
@Razorokc Ай бұрын
@user-he6un6sj3c The T needs to move on and take the rest with it. Once again we're seeing as sexual deviants and predators. They're not helping anyone.
@foxspokane
@foxspokane 28 күн бұрын
Agreed! All of my gay friends born in the 60-70s agree! I asked them… one friend said she didn’t subscribe to the alphabet club…
@Razorokc
@Razorokc 28 күн бұрын
@@foxspokane Well, only a homosexual male can be gay. Homosexual females are lesbian so that gay community is actually male centric. Or it was when it was good. Now it's a big disaster.
@samcolt1079
@samcolt1079 26 күн бұрын
GET A GRIP
@Bears_64
@Bears_64 9 ай бұрын
If you're offending them, you're doing a good job.
@isaacenrique3101
@isaacenrique3101 9 ай бұрын
200 likes and no reply, lemme fix that.
@Bears_64
@Bears_64 9 ай бұрын
@@isaacenrique3101 🤘🤘 thank you
@freakishlyfeline
@freakishlyfeline 9 ай бұрын
Pissing people off is all part of the fun!
@Bears_64
@Bears_64 9 ай бұрын
@freakishlyfeline Hell ya it is
@itzskizzyk5472
@itzskizzyk5472 9 ай бұрын
tbh mate it honestly doesn't take much. have a pure meltdown by calling it a she instead of a horse or whatever they come up with now
@willsimpson3783
@willsimpson3783 Жыл бұрын
As a biologist, thank you!! Your "I'm not a biologist" joke was hilarious.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Yessss. And kedingy jackson isn’t either lol
@seattlewomanspeaks4912
@seattlewomanspeaks4912 11 ай бұрын
Posie Parker was at a collegiate women's swim meet last year to protest the fact that the man Lia Thomas (aka Liar Thomas) was swimming. Some wokey-woke guy in the bleachers near her said she couldn't comment on whether Lia is a woman or not because Posie is not a biologist. Posie hit back with this zinger: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog it."
@willsimpson3783
@willsimpson3783 11 ай бұрын
@@seattlewomanspeaks4912 brutal!
@willsimpson3783
@willsimpson3783 11 ай бұрын
@@kvoncomedy Facts my man! Facts!
@davidevans3223
@davidevans3223 11 ай бұрын
If you don't understand the 2 genders you're not a biologist you're an activist for a cult
@user-yj8oh8vr3d
@user-yj8oh8vr3d Ай бұрын
That was GREAT. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
@mr4so2up0there3
@mr4so2up0there3 5 ай бұрын
You know I just seen in the comments someone said they was Mexican and that they was offended that he didn't make fun of Mexicans a couple more times just got to shout y'all out that's why y'alls are favorite neighbor and not the Canadians. Lol Mexicans legitly have one of the best senses of humor I think I've ever seen. Every time I've met someone who's Mexican like they are generally very funny people and they will leave you laughing your ass off all day.
@mr4so2up0there3
@mr4so2up0there3 5 ай бұрын
Oh yeah and they don't get offended when someone who's not Mexican makes a joke about jumping a wall or a fence or winning the race because they heard sirens go off 😂. But for real like people need to laugh more they'd stop being so angry for real for real if we ever start to go towards the world where comedy is considered offensive that's not a world I want to live in you know how many people have told me jokes that was about white people and as a white person I found them hysterically funny just about any redneck joke applies to a white person from the south the only time we get offended is when you make us laugh so hard we spill our beer.
@darylbernard2616
@darylbernard2616 28 күн бұрын
And their food is a lot better than Canadian food.
@EliteGaming110
@EliteGaming110 26 күн бұрын
As a beaner myself i can confirm We diss ourselves a lot already
@Drobium77
@Drobium77 5 ай бұрын
My sister, who's a lesbian, calls them "the alphabet mafia" 🤣
@brundlefly262
@brundlefly262 3 ай бұрын
I call them the "alphabet soup group" or the "ku klux crayons". 😂
@kpaxian6044
@kpaxian6044 3 ай бұрын
It's interesting you say that as (for context only) I am ace. I remember years back a friend who identified as queer state I was, by default, queer for being ace and part of the LGBT+ automatically (this friend was very inclusive and warm, as you can gather.) I had never thought of myself as queer (I honestly had not thought much on it, but I could see how either way of looking at it could make sense.) Anyway, did some digging and learned there was a LOT of infighting in the LGBT+ While there are many warm and welcoming people associated with it, I came across many who also did not want certain orientations to join (many spoke about people who could mask as straight and said that they would not be subjected to the same degree of bullying etc. and therefore "shouldn't quality" (I personally don't care...it's more the level of anger some people display towards others that also don't fit the typical mould.) Later, in my 20s, I was looking at an ace page out of curiosity (forum for people who identify as asexual) and I didn't see any squabbling, really, ever on the AVEN sites. Mostly a lot of talking about fictional characters who they thought could be ace, and more talk about their interests in general, and meet up board game groups and such. It had a very different feel. I remember reading a couple posts where some new members said they had tried to join an LGBT chat but they felt harassed or "pushed out" and so left. A couple used a term similar to your sister....mafia, or gang, or something. So yeah, I think there is a lot of infighting. I have heard that from others.
@benc.enlots
@benc.enlots 3 ай бұрын
​@@kpaxian6044 Pretty much... you folks can't even stand or accept each other, why expect normal people to do so?
@Seahawksfan4life
@Seahawksfan4life 3 ай бұрын
@@kpaxian6044I ain’t reading all that shit
@milkshakeguru7118
@milkshakeguru7118 3 ай бұрын
Since when do "normal" people accept each other? People find any reason to hate. @@benc.enlots
@206Zelda
@206Zelda Жыл бұрын
To be fair: When are spoiled children NEVER angry?
@WvlfDarkfire
@WvlfDarkfire Жыл бұрын
When we get what we want! Lmao 🤣
@Ramiro.salcido
@Ramiro.salcido Жыл бұрын
When you beat them.
@JJ3nkins89
@JJ3nkins89 Жыл бұрын
@@Ramiro.salcido 🤣
@bigguy7353
@bigguy7353 Жыл бұрын
Or leftists.....
@RK-ej1to
@RK-ej1to Жыл бұрын
Eh, the next gen might not be so on edge if we as a country actually tried fixing problems instead of ignoring them. Or on the them more extreme front stopped labeling any level of social progress as woke and attacking it.
@r.a.p.2276
@r.a.p.2276 2 ай бұрын
0:55 THE FUCKING AUDIBLE GROAN IN THE BACKGROUND, i love it
@ColtonWeeks17
@ColtonWeeks17 Ай бұрын
As a proud member of the LGBT-I7-RTX-4090-32GB-RAM-NVME-SSD Community, I approve this skit
@josephhein9497
@josephhein9497 Ай бұрын
Now, I just need your expiration date and your CVV number, please.
@noodlemaster2481
@noodlemaster2481 11 күн бұрын
is this ur ssn?
@Outside_the_Books
@Outside_the_Books Жыл бұрын
“I’m not a biologist, hold on.” 😂😂😂
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
What’s funny is most people miss that joke. And I never thought anyone would. But now I appreciate those that catch it more
@lunawalker6648
@lunawalker6648 Жыл бұрын
@KvonComedy what's even nore funny is that she actually nailed Marsha Blackburn point! Sex and gender (what is a woman) is a biological fact, not a feeling. Ketanji didn't say, "idk, I'm not a psychologist" In Romans 1, God said, "professing to be wise, they became fools". It goes on that because "they" chose to ignore the truth He (God) turned them over to their depravity and gave them a reprobate mind. I completely see the Left and WOKE mob in Roman's 1.
@jwb2814
@jwb2814 Жыл бұрын
@@lunawalker6648 For real.
@lunawalker6648
@lunawalker6648 Жыл бұрын
@@jwb2814 yeah
@jgilbert7591
@jgilbert7591 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@WyoSavage1976
@WyoSavage1976 Жыл бұрын
Comedians that stick to being funny are brave as hell these days.
@bigmami43
@bigmami43 Жыл бұрын
Word!
@roadmonitoroz
@roadmonitoroz 11 ай бұрын
Hang on.. "Stunning and brave" isn't it ?
@eliasrodriguez1419
@eliasrodriguez1419 11 ай бұрын
​@@roadmonitorozNo no no no no no
@CarolMcLean1972
@CarolMcLean1972 11 ай бұрын
commenters that get out their moms basements are brave as hell these days🤑🤣🙃
@WyoSavage1976
@WyoSavage1976 11 ай бұрын
@@CarolMcLean1972 are leading by example ? 😜🤣🤣🤣🤣
@atheniexBELLA
@atheniexBELLA 2 ай бұрын
Damn it is awesome. i follow you one fb for few months. now here. You're one of the few comedians who are genuinely funny and have a smooth delivery. I burst out laughing everytime. Keep it up Man.
@user-ow6vv3pn3v
@user-ow6vv3pn3v 29 күн бұрын
This was actually great! 😂👍 Thank You!
@nickohira1397
@nickohira1397 10 ай бұрын
Proud to be straight 🏳🏴🏳🏴
@slimypickles9009
@slimypickles9009 10 ай бұрын
and I'm proud to be gay! I totally respect you for it
@reddeadedits1623
@reddeadedits1623 10 ай бұрын
Respect everyone who likes whoever they want to but personally straight
@luckyluke4525
@luckyluke4525 10 ай бұрын
I´m staight, but why should anybody be proud for his sexuality? It´s nothing I have worked for.
@reddeadedits1623
@reddeadedits1623 10 ай бұрын
@@luckyluke4525 ye idk it is a bit weird
@bishoprod33
@bishoprod33 10 ай бұрын
​@luckyluke4525 some people get a whole month to flaunt theirs so who knows 😅
@goodmaysongaming
@goodmaysongaming 9 ай бұрын
As a PROUD member of the STFU÷ community, I support this bit.
@bryanrussell4066
@bryanrussell4066 9 ай бұрын
Looks like the IDGAF+ community is stronger
@Suckit626
@Suckit626 8 ай бұрын
I am now a member of the STFU community lol
@winnhill3736
@winnhill3736 8 ай бұрын
1 day in this crazy world we will need a bigger alphabet so all can have a label.😅
@BelugaChonky
@BelugaChonky 8 ай бұрын
​@@bryanrussell4066it on par with the kag community
@highmedic2351
@highmedic2351 8 ай бұрын
divided?
@jimthomas1989
@jimthomas1989 Ай бұрын
I just came out of the Alphabet I'm LMNOP Ha ha ha ha ha 😂
@thedoomtrainer8292
@thedoomtrainer8292 25 күн бұрын
I'm bi, and was laughing nonstop at this! Anyone who finds this offensive either feels the need to unnecessarily get offended on other's behalf, or have no clue how to take a joke or laugh at themselves, which is actually a very valuable skill in life.
@nobodyuwu3970
@nobodyuwu3970 10 күн бұрын
I hate those idiots, that small minority that just screams and annoys in our community is ruining it for everyone else. They think they "help", but just annoy everyone outside and making them angry at the whole community, pushing everything into a bad spotlight.
@nathanrochamusic
@nathanrochamusic 9 ай бұрын
“Im talking about up there alien, not down here.. Not the south, not Mexico“ - as a Mexican I laughed so hard 🤣
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 9 ай бұрын
Lol 👋 🇲🇽
@caseybeaver4604
@caseybeaver4604 8 ай бұрын
Space aliens, not illegal aliens
@purpleprinc3
@purpleprinc3 8 ай бұрын
@@caseybeaver4604 If an illegal immigrant and a priest get into a fight, is it still Alien vs. Predator?
@Bobjenner1787
@Bobjenner1787 8 ай бұрын
Same lol
@shitpostersingracia2931
@shitpostersingracia2931 7 ай бұрын
​@@purpleprinc3bro really went all out
@starlson3442
@starlson3442 9 ай бұрын
As a PROUD member of the LGTVHD+ community I approve this bit.
@iddeegee
@iddeegee 9 ай бұрын
haven't you heard, it's already been updated to LGTVHD+4/8K )
@Gideon_Ikua
@Gideon_Ikua 9 ай бұрын
@@iddeegee 😂
@konaqua122
@konaqua122 9 ай бұрын
There's an update to that. It's now LGBDISNEY+
@RichardTrillionaire
@RichardTrillionaire 9 ай бұрын
copied and pasted comment. tard.
@KingSardius
@KingSardius 9 ай бұрын
@@konaqua122 LOLOLOL
@nigelkthomas9501
@nigelkthomas9501 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant!
@bobbiemarsden4340
@bobbiemarsden4340 2 ай бұрын
I have to say this guy made me laugh so much thank you❤
@badlarryx
@badlarryx 7 ай бұрын
"They all came up at the same time. They being one person." LMFAO
@neoflyboy
@neoflyboy 2 ай бұрын
I'm not your joke. I took care of my ill mother and now of my 85 years old father while my 4 heterosexual brothers do nothing. Really, I'm not your joke. A discriminatory middleeastern triggering you to get your hates out and get some money out of it.
@Chris-gx1ei
@Chris-gx1ei Ай бұрын
Yeah, couldnt have used a new Third Person Singular that claims them to be neutral but not an "It", instead they all have to go for plural. That's just confusing to the poor little kids 😅
@Delphi6644
@Delphi6644 5 күн бұрын
@@Chris-gx1ei they has been used as a singular pronoun for centuries tho? and people do use xe/xem too, but some people get upset at being asked to use new words while also denying using one thats been around for centuries. its a lose lose with some people.
@KyudoKun
@KyudoKun 9 ай бұрын
Finally, a comedian who has courage enough to make fun of the woke culture destroying America. Kudos to you Sir. I really enjoyed watching this video.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 9 ай бұрын
Thank you kindly
@Amiruny
@Amiruny 9 ай бұрын
​@@ippos_khloros6163🏳️‍🌈🤨?
@parkerretz9791
@parkerretz9791 9 ай бұрын
Are you?
@farianandadiratama
@farianandadiratama 9 ай бұрын
@@ippos_khloros6163 aah yes we bait em
@Hibernater
@Hibernater 9 ай бұрын
What are you talking about? There’s hundreds of comedians that are making fun of woke culture lol…you living under a rock mate?
@ShobanChiddarth
@ShobanChiddarth 19 күн бұрын
Thank you so much for this man, it cheered me up in the morning.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 19 күн бұрын
Any time!
@davidgrunzweig9321
@davidgrunzweig9321 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for the giggles, good show.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 2 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
@VintageCardinal
@VintageCardinal Жыл бұрын
Finally, someone not afraid to make fun of all this insanity!😅
@Nathdood
@Nathdood Жыл бұрын
"finally?" lmao plenty of great comedians who arent brainwashed.
@JewishJeff839
@JewishJeff839 Жыл бұрын
@@Nathdood Like who?
@thegraffitiplayground1325
@thegraffitiplayground1325 Жыл бұрын
@@TheMercyTrialspeople like you are the jokes you’re the biggest joke in the country
@Iceman-Iceman
@Iceman-Iceman Жыл бұрын
​@TheMercyTrials So, you're here to protest, and you just don't know why? OR!!! Did you just make up one!!,
@Bustad3
@Bustad3 Жыл бұрын
​@@TheMercyTrialsthe "jerks" are the little progressive lemmings that try to censor anyone that offends the virtue signalling.
@dblum
@dblum Жыл бұрын
I’m 19 and attend a Liberal college. You are not exaggerating anything. You are just saying what is happening. Every time I give my opinion, people call me racist, transphobic, sexist and misogynistic. While all those things are true, I do not like being called out everywhere I go.
@saltyrealism
@saltyrealism 11 ай бұрын
Made me crack up man hahaha. Good on ya
@djguillyd
@djguillyd 11 ай бұрын
Nazi republican
@TrouvatkiDePercusion
@TrouvatkiDePercusion 11 ай бұрын
God bless you
@clubberlang5593
@clubberlang5593 11 ай бұрын
Lol
@pvmoore1154
@pvmoore1154 11 ай бұрын
Mad skilz!!! I'm only hitting 2 outta 4!!!
@cantocraft
@cantocraft 4 ай бұрын
Looks like this hit the unfiltered KZbin algorithm. Surprising to be honest. I had to watch it again because I love this one.
@LAPesos
@LAPesos Ай бұрын
Da last joke killed!!! Lmfao 😂💀
@aidandurand3210
@aidandurand3210 8 ай бұрын
As a gay guy, do whatever tf you want, these jokes are amazing.
@jeremy6528
@jeremy6528 8 ай бұрын
There’s no way you can think this is funny
@kredziigaming981
@kredziigaming981 8 ай бұрын
gay 🤮🤮🤮 wtf r u doing with your life
@kidnamedalaska
@kidnamedalaska 8 ай бұрын
@@jeremy6528 why not? he's not hurting everyone.
@kidnamedalaska
@kidnamedalaska 8 ай бұрын
@@kredziigaming981 sounds like you're insecure..
@StroJPP
@StroJPP 8 ай бұрын
@@jeremy6528 He's funny. And I am supporting LGBT before it became fashion to do. A comedian"s routine is to chock, cross lines, and make fun of. Kvon did not say anything that would feed racism. It is not because you have no sens of humor that everyone miss it.
@gravdigr27
@gravdigr27 11 ай бұрын
25 years ago people like me were in college. Now people like me are on cruise ships. Shit hasn't flipped, the fun people just got older. We didn't change.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 11 ай бұрын
Very true
@SparkyBobcat-el8hf
@SparkyBobcat-el8hf 10 ай бұрын
You didn't grow up in propaganda socialist Republic of America & the western world... Communists won the war.... Catholic Holy Roman Emperor sent by God will crush them & their puppets & masters .
@mattheweagle223
@mattheweagle223 9 ай бұрын
Well hey, you raised your kids like shit
@AndorRadnai
@AndorRadnai 9 ай бұрын
I identify as being part of the cruise ship gang. Of course I won’t actually go on one because I am terrified of the ocean, but I am a Cruise guest ally!
@VanTesla
@VanTesla 4 ай бұрын
This made my day. Was chuckling throughout.
@ToniM10
@ToniM10 3 ай бұрын
WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!.. LMA0!!...✌️❤️😎🤣👍👍
@Andrew_Price
@Andrew_Price Жыл бұрын
"They all came up at the same time, cus it was one person" - the best Persian comedian
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Thank uuu
@jonathancole6124
@jonathancole6124 Жыл бұрын
It identified as they because of all of the demons with her.
@DerNiko
@DerNiko 11 ай бұрын
@@kvoncomedy I liked the joke, laughed pretty hard (also at the asexual one, because that's my orientation). But I do think people over react, when it come to the whole they/them thing. Like, wanting to make people call you by made up pronouns like xey/xer or what have you is silly and illogical, I agree. But you can actually refer to a single individual by they/them and its grammatical correct, even if said usage isn't the most common so people tend to forget it already existed before the whole gender debate became more prevalent.
@FallingStar1080
@FallingStar1080 11 ай бұрын
​@@DerNiko We're not going to make that normal, they/them is meant to be used as a plural term not a singular term used for an individual.
@DerNiko
@DerNiko 11 ай бұрын
@@FallingStar1080 It already is used that way though. And has been in the past. Just because you aren't aware of that particular application of your grammar doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Dude there's tons of grammar rules the average person doesn't have the slightest clue about, because you don't need to know. Doesn't mean the thing in question isn't still a valid and correct usage. Like with all kinds of things, if your knowledge in a particular field isn't extensive, you shouldn't be arguing so vehemently. And when someone does point out something you thought about the thing is actually incorrect, you should learn the lesson and move on, instead of insisting that you're in the right, when the evidence is absolutely against you. And this doesn't just concern the pronoun and grammar thing alone anymore. People just need to let people be people, man.
@willfox4654
@willfox4654 Жыл бұрын
Thank God for comedians. May the communist never silence them!
@elizamccroskey1708
@elizamccroskey1708 Жыл бұрын
That's the Republicans job!
@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp
@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp Жыл бұрын
​@@elizamccroskey1708 what republicans are silencing comedians?
@randominternetprofile8270
@randominternetprofile8270 Жыл бұрын
@@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp I think its to not silence them idk
@BlockDefender
@BlockDefender Жыл бұрын
If you can even explain what communism is I'll give you a cookie
@nunyabisness4300
@nunyabisness4300 Жыл бұрын
@@BlockDefender the “people” own everything together. Meaning you have no personal property or possessions. All of the nonproductive humans enjoy the fruits or your labor. Government has a perceived lack of control when in reality it’s the government who owns everything. Day one of communism seems great on paper. Day two to death, which is usually pretty quick, is hell on earth as every citizen is now equally poor.
@user-qz5kr9cm9x
@user-qz5kr9cm9x 3 ай бұрын
I love it to the bits!!!!... Love this guy!!!
@ThePreparedMind
@ThePreparedMind Ай бұрын
COMEDY, real comedy! Laugh at them all 😂😅
@ceretomer5987
@ceretomer5987 Жыл бұрын
We need more of this to bring back common sense back to our country.
@Iera_Thaumaturgy
@Iera_Thaumaturgy Жыл бұрын
To the world, not only a country ;-;
@show_me_your_kitties
@show_me_your_kitties Жыл бұрын
​@@Iera_Thaumaturgy yes but America is where is has to start!
@kelseybrexit5224
@kelseybrexit5224 11 ай бұрын
@@show_me_your_kittiesVery true! All those third world countries can suck it, America comes first!!! Idgaf about starving African Children, we need to ban pronouns once and for all😤
@bnsyphotography2104
@bnsyphotography2104 11 ай бұрын
@@show_me_your_kitties yeah America is the hive.
@jsk1429
@jsk1429 11 ай бұрын
@@show_me_your_kitties u Americans are not the main character
@Lonesome__Dove
@Lonesome__Dove Жыл бұрын
"They all came up to me at the same time" lmao
@gatergates8813
@gatergates8813 Жыл бұрын
All 1 of them
@BaedekerBat
@BaedekerBat Жыл бұрын
The goods
@Jason-eh3uj
@Jason-eh3uj 2 ай бұрын
Thanks! I really needed to laugh tonight! Worries of the World had me down now I am grinning like a ninny!!
@Kimberly-bx7dg
@Kimberly-bx7dg 3 ай бұрын
K-Von is so off the charts funny❤😂😂😂
@missado
@missado Жыл бұрын
I remember talking to a friend about him doing a show with his girlfriend. I asked "Oh are you getting ready for the show on friday with that new girl. She seems talented." He corrects me, "THEY are really excited to be working with me and we should have fun." I innocently replied, "Oh so it's like multiple people in the band?" "No it's just them." I never felt so confused....
@-Dan-.
@-Dan-. Жыл бұрын
Singular they has been around for a long time. Person online you don’t know? They. Animal you don’t wanna look at their genitals to find out what to call them? They. Androgynous person at the grocery store? They.
@yadiyd
@yadiyd Жыл бұрын
It's like, "Who's on first"!
@georgejones5019
@georgejones5019 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be girlfriend then, it's his theyfriend. Have to fit all the personalities in there.
@ecclesmanchester
@ecclesmanchester Жыл бұрын
Your friend is an idiot.
@epgamer1145
@epgamer1145 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, even trans people are confused about the whole pronoun thing. We don’t need that crap. It does nothing for us so if you know someone that uses incorrect pronouns then they are posers wanting attention. Same with cross dressing and body alteration and castration. None of that stuff benefits us.
@nichhahn1013
@nichhahn1013 Жыл бұрын
Why do some of these people think they're sexual preference should be my business for some reason? I don't think my sexuality should be anybody's business except my own and whoever I'm giving the business to . People stay in your lane
@Android-Zen
@Android-Zen Жыл бұрын
I fuck pussies. Just in case you wanted to know.
@NotableSavage
@NotableSavage Жыл бұрын
This crowd wants to talk about their genitals and who/what they like to rub them on and when normal people get disgusted they become offended. Clown world.
@squiremuldoon5462
@squiremuldoon5462 Жыл бұрын
It’s called pretentiousness.
@jerryjeromehawkins1712
@jerryjeromehawkins1712 Жыл бұрын
Exactly Nich... so should I hang a flag from my house that let's everyone know I like big boob blondes?? 😂 It's amazing how its so important for some people to NEED to feel special. You're g ay??? Big deal... yawn.
@davidcook680
@davidcook680 Жыл бұрын
Their sexual perverts.
@katielynn1
@katielynn1 2 ай бұрын
Gay-B-C's had me rolling 😂😂
@brees9263
@brees9263 Жыл бұрын
Everyone getting real sick of the alphabet community.. 💀💀 they take the fun out of everything fr smh
@hana-ov1ju
@hana-ov1ju Жыл бұрын
Alphabet community lmao 💀me and my cousin call it rainbow stuff
@tonyrobbins1665
@tonyrobbins1665 Жыл бұрын
Did everyone learn their gay,B,C 's ? 🤣
@marmichaux7520
@marmichaux7520 Жыл бұрын
Yes. I call them the alphabet soup group. Wahh wahh wahh..😭😭 We can't even BREATHE correctly.
@maureengriffin7448
@maureengriffin7448 Жыл бұрын
Totally
@cynthia4680
@cynthia4680 Жыл бұрын
Me… I’m completely sick of their $hit
@mrofnocnon
@mrofnocnon Жыл бұрын
As a member of ANH (absolutely normal heterosexual) I approve this message.
@mindtorquemusic
@mindtorquemusic Жыл бұрын
Good to see another ANH stand up!✊
@hubristicmystic
@hubristicmystic Жыл бұрын
I bet you’re not ABSOLUTELY normal ;)
@mrofnocnon
@mrofnocnon Жыл бұрын
@@hubristicmystic Did what I said offend you? Is there something wrong with being happy as I am as a heterosexual? It seems overwhelmingly that those that differ from the norm are the unhappy ones.
@HopefulInterventions
@HopefulInterventions Жыл бұрын
@@mrofnocnon Exactly! Also, the population most heavily infected with AIDS are gay and bisexual men (CDC.Org) You see the anus is not designed for sex. It’s unhealthy and can lead to cancer. There’s actually special clinics for gay men who suffer from this. Real sex is literally between a man and a woman. Other forms are recreational only! But I get attacked by liberals for stating facts! I have no hatred. I see us all as human beings deserving of respect. I just don’t agree with being lgbt. 😢
@DMX-du9mn
@DMX-du9mn Жыл бұрын
There's no normal hetero - straight, curved left, curved right, up and down 😂😂😂
@DaKingBread_
@DaKingBread_ Ай бұрын
As someone apart of the LGVT+ Community, I can confirm I am a TV.
@johann8418
@johann8418 2 ай бұрын
the update part was so goood :D
@midomohamed4842
@midomohamed4842 5 ай бұрын
As a proud member of the MEXICAN+ community I’d be glad to climb over that wall and watch this comedy club
@neoflyboy
@neoflyboy 2 ай бұрын
nadie se rio de tu chiste porque das verguenza ajena. Los gays no somos el chiste de nadie.
@donaldpump3072
@donaldpump3072 Ай бұрын
Get kicked out of your country then climb back into it.
@MikeHunt-is5mx
@MikeHunt-is5mx Ай бұрын
You mean LOCO+😂
@luzdivina2706
@luzdivina2706 Ай бұрын
🤣
@xxsparrowxx8568
@xxsparrowxx8568 Ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@remyllebeau77
@remyllebeau77 Жыл бұрын
Never let evil people dictate how you speak.
@benjaminreynolds3780
@benjaminreynolds3780 Жыл бұрын
those people are not evil. Calm down. I don't agree with their lifestyle, but are most evil? No, don't be clueless.
@hollyroxy25
@hollyroxy25 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminreynolds3780 look at the clip of them attacking Riley Gaines & then say that . It’s never “All” but it is A LOT
@georgejones5019
@georgejones5019 Жыл бұрын
​@@benjaminreynolds3780 They are evil. It's why they're targeting children with their idealology and why they physically attack, harass, and dox people.
@nettles6055
@nettles6055 Жыл бұрын
​@@benjaminreynolds3780 evil, yes.
@Outside_the_Books
@Outside_the_Books Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminreynolds3780 Lefty activists are always violent and psycho… not evil? Haha! You must be trolling!
@choochoocharlie9107
@choochoocharlie9107 4 ай бұрын
Last line was a knee slapper. Loved it
@blackphoenix123
@blackphoenix123 Ай бұрын
As a black man, your funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣 You got my stamp of approval lol
@kennguyen7326
@kennguyen7326 9 ай бұрын
Rare to see comedian actually do comedy nowadays. You nailed it bro, keep it coming. 😂
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 9 ай бұрын
Thanks a ton
@brettvandermeer5297
@brettvandermeer5297 9 ай бұрын
@@kvoncomedy bro i fucking died at the end xD
@Ttf-2001
@Ttf-2001 8 ай бұрын
People are too sensitive now. Snowflakes think words are violent.
@jaroslav-6027
@jaroslav-6027 8 ай бұрын
what are you even talking about? :D that's a bit of a nonsense
@Ttf-2001
@Ttf-2001 8 ай бұрын
@@jaroslav-6027 People are easily offended. Cant insult any race, religion, idea etc. Hard to do comedy if all of them are taken away.
@naturalsettings7098
@naturalsettings7098 Жыл бұрын
This entire subject deserves open criticism and tons of comedy. Great gig and thanks for the laughs 😂😅
@trentscioneaux8718
@trentscioneaux8718 4 ай бұрын
As a member of the FYFLITGAH(F@#$ Your Feelings Life Is Tough Get A Helmet)+ Community I approve this message.
@The-Dancing-Rat
@The-Dancing-Rat 4 ай бұрын
Y’all this is amazing
@deanne1671
@deanne1671 5 ай бұрын
"We gotta learn our gay b c's ".....nearly shot coffee out of my nose laughing when I heard that part!!!!! Absolutely LOVE it!!!! I'll be recycling that one. Lmfaooooooooo😂
@danaso2567
@danaso2567 9 ай бұрын
In a world where commedy is considered offensive, gotta say, this is a breath of fresh air.
@ryry854
@ryry854 9 ай бұрын
Comedy has always been offensive. Britain nearly banned the masterpiece that is The Life of Brian - why because it offended religious sensibilities. George Carlin made a career out of offending the religious types by making fun of the absurdities of religion. Don't let people tell you offense is something new, its just the focus and subjects have shifted.
@danaso2567
@danaso2567 9 ай бұрын
@@ryry854 yes, good comedy has always been offensive, but usually there were a few specific hot points such as religion, now it's basically everything. Carlin kept going, Chapelle will do the same, but can't help but wonder what happens to the "little guys" that do not have the staying power of Chapelle.
@nyxnightshades
@nyxnightshades 8 ай бұрын
well maybe its good this hate speech is considered offensive
@itsmeaiden8788
@itsmeaiden8788 8 ай бұрын
@@nyxnightshades i hope this is a joke...
@jockdouglass3824
@jockdouglass3824 8 ай бұрын
Laughter, the best medicine
@kyles5513
@kyles5513 4 ай бұрын
This was absolutely fantastic.
@Gooddog1
@Gooddog1 4 ай бұрын
Dude you killed it with that one.
@DevinOfBacon
@DevinOfBacon Жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna be a video where a woman at this particular event got mad, and expected it to be the woman that shouted "Woo!" when Kvon asked where all the LGBT people are at.
@SoldierOfGod22631
@SoldierOfGod22631 Жыл бұрын
I think she was joking
@jelly7310
@jelly7310 Жыл бұрын
Same
@-PLAY3R1-
@-PLAY3R1- Жыл бұрын
It's not? Skip 😂
@rob4n12
@rob4n12 Жыл бұрын
#metoo 😂😂😂😂😂
@DevinOfBacon
@DevinOfBacon Жыл бұрын
@@-PLAY3R1- Don't. It's still hilarious.
@mrmezeekz2119
@mrmezeekz2119 9 ай бұрын
That guy who screamed "What!?" After hearing that A is for Asexual had me dying 😂
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 9 ай бұрын
Lol
@ViridianFlow
@ViridianFlow 9 ай бұрын
I think they were confused because someone who has sex with themselves is Autosexual not asexual. Asexual is someone who doesn't have a sex drive/doesn't like sex. The A means "not" like how atheist means not theist or apolitical means not political.
@mrmezeekz2119
@mrmezeekz2119 9 ай бұрын
@verdankoro6010 I did not know that either. Thank you for explaining.
@MrMcguire89
@MrMcguire89 9 ай бұрын
@@ViridianFlow Asexual has always been a species or animal that can procreate with multiple sexes. Mostly animals that are only one sex, hence why they don't need two sexes to procreate. Just because Google tells you something or your liberal friends change the definition doesn't mean it's the new normal. Read a biology book.
@NamelessNepo-oe9mf
@NamelessNepo-oe9mf 9 ай бұрын
but what is the T for????????//
@zurrionglitch
@zurrionglitch 4 ай бұрын
Nah the name of the song should be "the G B Q's" lmao 😂
@pureventrue2357
@pureventrue2357 11 ай бұрын
Man it's so refhreshing to see someone hit back at the absolute insanity. Haven't laughed this hard in quite some time, earned a sub
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 11 ай бұрын
Yesss
@Topjib
@Topjib 10 ай бұрын
@@kvoncomedy that yesss sounded a little too fruity
@Robizoid
@Robizoid 10 ай бұрын
I called the LGBTQ, the FDBTQ, but I’m not allowed to stay here with the F & D stand for. Use your imagination.
@kimjones2056
@kimjones2056 10 ай бұрын
@@RobizoidI just call them the alphabet soup group
@othonpedro2870
@othonpedro2870 9 ай бұрын
​@@kvoncomedythank you
@LuisAguilar-xd2hw
@LuisAguilar-xd2hw Жыл бұрын
Huge sign of immaturity is coming to a comedy club, getting mad at the jokes,and raining on everybody else's parade. Very easy going, chill, easy to talk to individual right there
@RevaTheNeko
@RevaTheNeko 2 ай бұрын
I lost my LGBTQIAA+ membership for laughing at this. Luckily I forgot to update it anyways.
@matthewbeard7225
@matthewbeard7225 Ай бұрын
Making me PROUD bro thanks!
@alexanderjimenez926
@alexanderjimenez926 Жыл бұрын
As a proud American with Mexican heritage, I fully stand against aliens.
@seasonedbeefs
@seasonedbeefs 11 ай бұрын
You need to put some weight on. Lightweight
@alexanderjimenez926
@alexanderjimenez926 11 ай бұрын
@@seasonedbeefs LMAO. Too funny. I edited the comment to proud not pound.. good catch though
@seasonedbeefs
@seasonedbeefs 11 ай бұрын
@@alexanderjimenez926 hahaha all good. Have a great day!
@zchris87v80
@zchris87v80 11 ай бұрын
We tried to see them 9/20/2019. Never forget.
@NeoMokgabo21
@NeoMokgabo21 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davidcamacho3513
@davidcamacho3513 Жыл бұрын
Thank goodness. Freedom of expression in comedy. This guy’s refreshing
@Holy_Wraith
@Holy_Wraith Жыл бұрын
Freedom of expression is 90% gone in the USA.
@tipsy09
@tipsy09 11 ай бұрын
For the alphabet mafia freedom of expression is you’re free to express yourself only the way they approve
@PartiloGD
@PartiloGD 21 күн бұрын
Wait I forgot the Update! Had me rolling
@kopokopo20
@kopokopo20 Ай бұрын
Laughed my ass off!! So happy to see comedians who aren't afraid to make "controversial" jokes❤
@markfuller1306
@markfuller1306 8 ай бұрын
As a gay man, I find this bloody hysterical. And sadly all too true of the generation that follows. What has society become?
@a1pha_star
@a1pha_star 8 ай бұрын
Finally, someone I can relate with. I'm a gay man who doesn't identify with the LGBT-whatever crowd. Fuck the labels. I'm just a normal guy who likes men haha. Life's too short to be getting triggered by every little thing. We all need to laugh at ourselves and the insanity of this world.
@jackraptor1581
@jackraptor1581 8 ай бұрын
You should know. You’re the door that was first opened. What, you thought it was gonna stop there?
@iamthegreatest4872
@iamthegreatest4872 8 ай бұрын
finally some normal gay people. i respect yall
@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith 8 ай бұрын
​@@a1pha_star*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻‍♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦‍♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅ *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦‍♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️ *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*
@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith 8 ай бұрын
​@@iamthegreatest4872*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻‍♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦‍♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅ *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦‍♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️ *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*
@mike41062
@mike41062 Жыл бұрын
"Gonna have to learn your Gay,B,C's" 😂 that was another good one... and accurate!
@lightningalex5324
@lightningalex5324 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said that.
@johnconnors2386
@johnconnors2386 Жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle brilliantly identifies this group as “the alphabet people” which, truly seems to be the eventuality.
@mike41062
@mike41062 Жыл бұрын
@@johnconnors2386 yeah I've heard that and alphabet mafia/alphabet mob- which I think more accurately describes the majority of them. If they even perceive that you've "disrespected" them, they'll try to make sure you get "punished" and canceled and have your entire world flipped upside down and encourage harassment towards you. (Like even that Harry Potter writer jk rowling, not even doing any jokes or disses- simply saying "there's 2 genders", and then people coming after her neck for that- even threatening her).
@marie7521w
@marie7521w Жыл бұрын
​@@johnconnors2386 alphabet soup people.
@vickylysi7423
@vickylysi7423 24 күн бұрын
I usually don't find comedians funny, I don't like the cussing and bad language. I loved this guy!! !
@philliplust8059
@philliplust8059 Ай бұрын
Gay, B, Cs was the best joke.
@JeffL78
@JeffL78 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap KZbin recommended a new funny comedian. This was beyond refreshing.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Hey hey! Pick a show any show Kvon.tv
@bronyman9000
@bronyman9000 10 ай бұрын
Might be my new fave since Gabriel Iglesias/Jeff Dunham and randy feltface
@joshuacstorlie
@joshuacstorlie 10 ай бұрын
Finally the algorithm doesn’t suck they/them’s balls
@tatjana4503
@tatjana4503 5 ай бұрын
If he's an iphone 7, I'm a fricking Nokia 3310.☠️
@ianthevoidturtle6028
@ianthevoidturtle6028 4 ай бұрын
4:14 bro roasted and complimented me and my whole family line at the same time lol.
@akgh2010
@akgh2010 Ай бұрын
You gotta know your gay b c letters.. that's golden 😂😂😂😂
@liamoconnor9487
@liamoconnor9487 Жыл бұрын
Riley Gaines knows all about freedom of speech on campus.
@cpmow831
@cpmow831 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear “safe space” I roll my eyes. The “I’m not a biologist…” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@infinitedeath1384
@infinitedeath1384 9 ай бұрын
The world has grown soft, no one wants to come out of their comfort zones. The words "safe space" literally made me die of cringe.
@user-bl8ge3tp2y
@user-bl8ge3tp2y 2 ай бұрын
Hooray for Chick-Fil-A, and all the other realists in this world!
@BajaBandit
@BajaBandit 29 күн бұрын
hilarious set XD had me dying the whole time
@t_c5266
@t_c5266 Жыл бұрын
The '+' is trying to sneak children into the mix
@mahumike7531
@mahumike7531 Жыл бұрын
i should hope so. i wish the fuck we were realistic about sex when I was young.
@BoldTruth3
@BoldTruth3 Жыл бұрын
The + is to include pedos. People need to wake up and stop this evil!
@mister3566
@mister3566 Жыл бұрын
​@@mahumike7531 He said SNEAK ya perv
@DPH_Psychosis
@DPH_Psychosis Жыл бұрын
@@mahumike7531 lol ok gr--mer
@blutamis7697
@blutamis7697 Жыл бұрын
Yes it's "minor attracted people"
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