Click share on this video if you agree w/ my Dad and the original 3 letters... LOL see you on tour kvon.tv (so many cities listed)
@anthonythomas1504 Жыл бұрын
Good for you for highlighting that part of your routine. Break a leg!
@lewistasso8866 Жыл бұрын
I remember growing up in school if something was stupid it was gay and if they were idiots they were called a fag. Later in life, I learned that a cigarette in British slang is known as fag. Oh, the turmoil it would cause over here in our dumb country.
@tertalksevents2day Жыл бұрын
My Dad was the same way Kvon!! & he spoke that way till the day he died in January 2017. I miss that sweet dear man every single day of my life, he was the best Father in the world ❤
@marianapachecoloureiro287 Жыл бұрын
What do the original 3 letters stand for? I’m from Portugal and didn’t get that part.
@intellectualiconoclasm3264 Жыл бұрын
I'm queer and this shit is nonetheless nose and hysterical as shit. I remember, back in then 90's, our GSA leaders came back from a conference and we were no longer The Gay Rights Community/Movement. We were now the GLBT Rights Community/Movement. That's right y'all the was first until entitled twits like her put the L first for "Progress and Equality." Well just who the Hell do they think they are to pilfer the labour of others? Sounds like the same group of entitled people. But on the upside, at least now we know who "They," are. 😂
@tomfuller5585 Жыл бұрын
I used to be woke. I was constantly getting triggered. I protested everything that offended me, and demanded it all be cancelled. Finally I grew out of it, and went to preschool.
@brentmckenzie2793 Жыл бұрын
I was tracking you hard until the last sentence lol. Nice!
@tomfuller5585 Жыл бұрын
@@brentmckenzie2793 Haha. I like to keep people in suspense until the very last word!
@brentmckenzie2793 Жыл бұрын
@@tomfuller5585 mission accomplished
@Vulpas Жыл бұрын
This section full of comedians lol
@tomfuller5585 Жыл бұрын
@@Vulpas On many of these, I skip the video and go straight to the comments. I get lots of material here!
@jtmoore662 Жыл бұрын
"Im here to protest, I just dont no why yet". THE TRUTH!
@blackrhino3442 Жыл бұрын
Me Me Meme on KZbin. So funny.
@book_roblox Жыл бұрын
@@blackrhino3442 I will steal your horn to make money
@farmassist6212 Жыл бұрын
i am only here to protest so i can get fined (paid)
@austinjt4264 Жыл бұрын
I'm offended, I just don't know why yet!
@JimJones-kk8pb Жыл бұрын
Won't know till I get my dnc cue card and Soros cash.
@Kingeptacon Жыл бұрын
As a PROUD member of the IDGAF+ community I approve this bit.
@fedupamerican296 Жыл бұрын
Stealing this, just wanted to say thanks.
@deenojarmbo2922 Жыл бұрын
Good 1
@deanhockenberry9268 Жыл бұрын
YES! I’m joining you!
@eliargumedo4728 Жыл бұрын
Im starting the new LMAO- community
@peskypeet Жыл бұрын
Please tell me where I can get this on beer, shaving razor, cereal, crackers, syrup, chips, cookies, pet toys, hairbrush, sunglasses, car sunshade. Just the NORmal everyday items you expect a message on.
@Rodrickwithadamngun4 ай бұрын
I am a proud member of the IDGAF+ community and my pronouns are who/cares.
@falaalalala3 ай бұрын
That's a good one. I'm going to use it for now on.
@chrisskywalker60793 ай бұрын
👍🏼🤣
@Rodrickwithadamngun3 ай бұрын
@@falaalalala based
@georgepaust84163 ай бұрын
AMEN, BROTHER!!!
@BreadGood_213 ай бұрын
How dare you discriminate. You should be ashamed. As an Apache attack helicopter I especially am offended
@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын
Never trust anyone who can't laugh at themselves 😂
@santosmadrigal3702 Жыл бұрын
I didn't speak English as a kid . I learned it from a thing called a Phonics book . Now , I English is as natural as can be . I'm pretty good at it , till this day ... Pronouns ? I thought it was wild when I learned how to spell " comb " then I learned how to spell " bomb " . And now people say " like " for no reason at all .
@bigguy7353 Жыл бұрын
Like leftists....
@LadyJennyfer75 Жыл бұрын
I am a disabled woman who laughs at myself all the time. I cannot remember who said it, but some American author once said "To laugh at others is cruel; to laugh at ourselves is essential."
@santosmadrigal3702 Жыл бұрын
@@LadyJennyfer75 I think you would like Josh Blue . He makes fun of himself in a hilariously great way .
@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын
@@bigguy7353 There it is! 😭 lol
@BinkyStalls Жыл бұрын
It’s sad that this isn’t even a joke. It’s a true story. We are living in a literal joke.
@ParaBellum2024 Жыл бұрын
The best comedy is rooted in truth.
@dragomilosevic4823 Жыл бұрын
South park is worldwide now
@sexydadee Жыл бұрын
why you think they start calling this the clown world
@Youprobablysuckass Жыл бұрын
we actually live in an episode of south park
@NobodyAsked-xh8cs Жыл бұрын
"We are living in a..." - Every Doomer ever
@willsimpson3783 Жыл бұрын
As a biologist, thank you!! Your "I'm not a biologist" joke was hilarious.
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Yessss. And kedingy jackson isn’t either lol
@seattlewomanspeaks4912 Жыл бұрын
Posie Parker was at a collegiate women's swim meet last year to protest the fact that the man Lia Thomas (aka Liar Thomas) was swimming. Some wokey-woke guy in the bleachers near her said she couldn't comment on whether Lia is a woman or not because Posie is not a biologist. Posie hit back with this zinger: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog it."
@willsimpson3783 Жыл бұрын
@@seattlewomanspeaks4912 brutal!
@willsimpson3783 Жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy Facts my man! Facts!
@davidevans3223 Жыл бұрын
If you don't understand the 2 genders you're not a biologist you're an activist for a cult
@joyedwards34234 ай бұрын
I miss this. We just don't have good comedy like this anymore because everybody is so afraid to offend others!! Thanks for bringing it back ❤
@dirkdiggler2430 Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I am extremely offended that he didn't make fun of Mexicans a few more times.
@joeladams2540 Жыл бұрын
And that's why I like you guys 💪
@donveitch5812 Жыл бұрын
you guys have it made, nobody ever mentions us Canadian immigrants!
@dirkdiggler2430 Жыл бұрын
@@donveitch5812 lol
@gabriel7664 Жыл бұрын
Haha lol. Dude that's something that's missing in this country, people being able to take a joke. When comedians make fun of white rednecks I laugh my ass off...cause I'm like "I'm the guy they're making fun of and I see why they're making fun of me."
@SundaeSaurus Жыл бұрын
I'm just offended that he didn't label us Africans as hungry, thirsty and poor tribesmen 😠
@TheGreatAustino Жыл бұрын
I like how society is beginning to get sick of political correctness
@firebirdude2 Жыл бұрын
"beginning to" 😆Son, 40 years ago people were saying the same thing. Be it stopping the N-Word, or using the term "Indian", or the term "Oriental", or gay in place of the word stupid, etc etc etc. Making people believe that they're under attack RIGHT NOW is the trick.
@mpclepto182 Жыл бұрын
Society is sick of it, but when your local President and beat cop on your street are both politically correct, what are you left with?
@Rio_VR Жыл бұрын
Hit a tipping point maybe. I think a lot of the bud light drama is built up frustration and people just having had enough of years of political correctness in general. People like Andrew tate taking off. Tate is a proper tool. But also speaks some truths others are too afraid to. And people love him for it.
@oscaralegre3683 Жыл бұрын
The whole world hate political correctness.
@lacym8478 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think the majority of society ever cared it was msm pushing it and wanting us to believe that people cared
@killingmachinelp Жыл бұрын
As a proud member of LGTVHD4K+ community. I approve this skit
@martinklass8331 Жыл бұрын
Who cares what you approve or not, humor isn't moraly judgable
@Average-Golfer88 Жыл бұрын
Haaaa!
@MauriceAlBetar Жыл бұрын
@@martinklass8331 you retard didnt get his hilarious joke
@SchantaKlaus Жыл бұрын
😂😂 i literally laughed out quietly upon reading this 😅😅😅
@joseromo2298 Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud,
@luisramos75303 ай бұрын
Remember "hey, I've fallen and I can't get up? Now it's " hey I'm stuck in the wrong body and I can't get out! Lol😅
@Doodlebugthegoldenhamster2 ай бұрын
Very true. I’ve heard body dysmorphia is scary.
@Andrew_Price Жыл бұрын
"They all came up at the same time, cus it was one person" - the best Persian comedian
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Thank uuu
@jonathancole6124 Жыл бұрын
It identified as they because of all of the demons with her.
@DerNiko Жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy I liked the joke, laughed pretty hard (also at the asexual one, because that's my orientation). But I do think people over react, when it come to the whole they/them thing. Like, wanting to make people call you by made up pronouns like xey/xer or what have you is silly and illogical, I agree. But you can actually refer to a single individual by they/them and its grammatical correct, even if said usage isn't the most common so people tend to forget it already existed before the whole gender debate became more prevalent.
@FallingStar1080 Жыл бұрын
@@DerNiko We're not going to make that normal, they/them is meant to be used as a plural term not a singular term used for an individual.
@DerNiko Жыл бұрын
@@FallingStar1080 It already is used that way though. And has been in the past. Just because you aren't aware of that particular application of your grammar doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Dude there's tons of grammar rules the average person doesn't have the slightest clue about, because you don't need to know. Doesn't mean the thing in question isn't still a valid and correct usage. Like with all kinds of things, if your knowledge in a particular field isn't extensive, you shouldn't be arguing so vehemently. And when someone does point out something you thought about the thing is actually incorrect, you should learn the lesson and move on, instead of insisting that you're in the right, when the evidence is absolutely against you. And this doesn't just concern the pronoun and grammar thing alone anymore. People just need to let people be people, man.
@KyudoKun Жыл бұрын
Finally, a comedian who has courage enough to make fun of the woke culture destroying America. Kudos to you Sir. I really enjoyed watching this video.
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Thank you kindly
@Amiruny Жыл бұрын
@@ippos_khloros6163🏳️🌈🤨?
@ParkerGunzo420 Жыл бұрын
Are you?
@farianandadiratama Жыл бұрын
@@ippos_khloros6163 aah yes we bait em
@LazyTitan9 Жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? There’s hundreds of comedians that are making fun of woke culture lol…you living under a rock mate?
@WyoSavage1976 Жыл бұрын
Comedians that stick to being funny are brave as hell these days.
@bigmami43 Жыл бұрын
Word!
@roadmonitoroz Жыл бұрын
Hang on.. "Stunning and brave" isn't it ?
@eliasrodriguez1419 Жыл бұрын
@@roadmonitorozNo no no no no no
@CarolMcLean1972 Жыл бұрын
commenters that get out their moms basements are brave as hell these days🤑🤣🙃
@WyoSavage1976 Жыл бұрын
@@CarolMcLean1972 are leading by example ? 😜🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VictorCasique-yn3ye5 ай бұрын
Learn your GAY-B-C SONG 😂😂😂 love that one. Is already stuck in my head lol😅
@ceretomer5987 Жыл бұрын
We need more of this to bring back common sense back to our country.
@Iera_Thaumaturgy Жыл бұрын
To the world, not only a country ;-;
@show_me_your_kitties Жыл бұрын
@@Iera_Thaumaturgy yes but America is where is has to start!
@kelseybrexit5224 Жыл бұрын
@@show_me_your_kittiesVery true! All those third world countries can suck it, America comes first!!! Idgaf about starving African Children, we need to ban pronouns once and for all😤
@jsk1429 Жыл бұрын
@@show_me_your_kitties u Americans are not the main character
@pvmoore1154 Жыл бұрын
@@Iera_Thaumaturgy It's primarily the G-7 countries (excluding Japan) that are cultural cess pools. Many others don't suffer from rampant mental defects.
@gravdigr27 Жыл бұрын
25 years ago people like me were in college. Now people like me are on cruise ships. Shit hasn't flipped, the fun people just got older. We didn't change.
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Very true
@SparkyBobcat-el8hf Жыл бұрын
You didn't grow up in propaganda socialist Republic of America & the western world... Communists won the war.... Catholic Holy Roman Emperor sent by God will crush them & their puppets & masters .
@mattheweagle223 Жыл бұрын
Well hey, you raised your kids like shit
@AndorRadnai Жыл бұрын
I identify as being part of the cruise ship gang. Of course I won’t actually go on one because I am terrified of the ocean, but I am a Cruise guest ally!
@Anita1984isuponus4 ай бұрын
Hahaha yes indeed
@Outside_the_Books Жыл бұрын
“I’m not a biologist, hold on.” 😂😂😂
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
What’s funny is most people miss that joke. And I never thought anyone would. But now I appreciate those that catch it more
@lunawalker6648 Жыл бұрын
@KvonComedy what's even nore funny is that she actually nailed Marsha Blackburn point! Sex and gender (what is a woman) is a biological fact, not a feeling. Ketanji didn't say, "idk, I'm not a psychologist" In Romans 1, God said, "professing to be wise, they became fools". It goes on that because "they" chose to ignore the truth He (God) turned them over to their depravity and gave them a reprobate mind. I completely see the Left and WOKE mob in Roman's 1.
@jwb2814 Жыл бұрын
@@lunawalker6648 For real.
@lunawalker6648 Жыл бұрын
@@jwb2814 yeah
@jgilbert7591 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@ChuckMil3 ай бұрын
It is a freakin' shame that people can't make fun of themselves anymore. Thank you, Kvon, for helping to keep comedy alive.
@dblum Жыл бұрын
I’m 19 and attend a Liberal college. You are not exaggerating anything. You are just saying what is happening. Every time I give my opinion, people call me racist, transphobic, sexist and misogynistic. While all those things are true, I do not like being called out everywhere I go.
@saltyrealism Жыл бұрын
Made me crack up man hahaha. Good on ya
@djguillyd Жыл бұрын
Nazi republican
@TrouvatkiDePercusion Жыл бұрын
God bless you
@clubberlang5593 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@pvmoore1154 Жыл бұрын
Mad skilz!!! I'm only hitting 2 outta 4!!!
@missado Жыл бұрын
I remember talking to a friend about him doing a show with his girlfriend. I asked "Oh are you getting ready for the show on friday with that new girl. She seems talented." He corrects me, "THEY are really excited to be working with me and we should have fun." I innocently replied, "Oh so it's like multiple people in the band?" "No it's just them." I never felt so confused....
@-Dan-. Жыл бұрын
Singular they has been around for a long time. Person online you don’t know? They. Animal you don’t wanna look at their genitals to find out what to call them? They. Androgynous person at the grocery store? They.
@yadiyd Жыл бұрын
It's like, "Who's on first"!
@georgejones5019 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be girlfriend then, it's his theyfriend. Have to fit all the personalities in there.
@ecclesmanchester Жыл бұрын
Your friend is an idiot.
@epgamer1145 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, even trans people are confused about the whole pronoun thing. We don’t need that crap. It does nothing for us so if you know someone that uses incorrect pronouns then they are posers wanting attention. Same with cross dressing and body alteration and castration. None of that stuff benefits us.
@nathanrochamusic Жыл бұрын
“Im talking about up there alien, not down here.. Not the south, not Mexico“ - as a Mexican I laughed so hard 🤣
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Lol 👋 🇲🇽
@caseybeaver4604 Жыл бұрын
Space aliens, not illegal aliens
@purpleprinc3 Жыл бұрын
@@caseybeaver4604 If an illegal immigrant and a priest get into a fight, is it still Alien vs. Predator?
@Bobjenner1787 Жыл бұрын
Same lol
@shitpostersingracia2931 Жыл бұрын
@@purpleprinc3bro really went all out
@BluePheonix014 ай бұрын
"Wait come back. I wasn't updated" 😂😂
@VintageCardinal Жыл бұрын
Finally, someone not afraid to make fun of all this insanity!😅
@Nathdood Жыл бұрын
"finally?" lmao plenty of great comedians who arent brainwashed.
@JewishJeff839 Жыл бұрын
@@Nathdood Like who?
@thegraffitiplayground1325 Жыл бұрын
@@TheMercyTrialspeople like you are the jokes you’re the biggest joke in the country
@Iceman-Iceman Жыл бұрын
@TheMercyTrials So, you're here to protest, and you just don't know why? OR!!! Did you just make up one!!,
@Bustad3 Жыл бұрын
@@TheMercyTrialsthe "jerks" are the little progressive lemmings that try to censor anyone that offends the virtue signalling.
@starlson3442 Жыл бұрын
As a PROUD member of the LGTVHD+ community I approve this bit.
@iddeegee Жыл бұрын
haven't you heard, it's already been updated to LGTVHD+4/8K )
@Gideon_Ikua Жыл бұрын
@@iddeegee 😂
@konaqua122 Жыл бұрын
There's an update to that. It's now LGBDISNEY+
@KingSardius Жыл бұрын
@@konaqua122 LOLOLOL
@Marybaeza-gt7cz Жыл бұрын
@@konaqua122 omg 😂🤣
@goodmaysongaming Жыл бұрын
As a PROUD member of the STFU÷ community, I support this bit.
@bryanrussell4066 Жыл бұрын
Looks like the IDGAF+ community is stronger
@Suckit626 Жыл бұрын
I am now a member of the STFU community lol
@winnhill3736 Жыл бұрын
1 day in this crazy world we will need a bigger alphabet so all can have a label.😅
@BelugaChonky Жыл бұрын
@@bryanrussell4066it on par with the kag community
@highmedic2351 Жыл бұрын
divided?
@changecomesfromwithin73774 ай бұрын
I come back to this after a year or more and it still makes me chuckle at every line
@SimplyTheWorst208 ай бұрын
,,I didn't know they did a update“ 🤣😂
@jrodamores875 ай бұрын
My SAME response. Where are they loading these new updates anyway?
@JTRaptor15 ай бұрын
I Didn’t Know It’s The Whole Alphabet I Gonna Say 😂😂😂
@jrodamores875 ай бұрын
Can’t even keep up if we try.
@dinamoon97095 ай бұрын
I just found out it has Q too recently and now it has more and more? I give up
@christianpipes21105 ай бұрын
Bist du Deutscher?
@206Zelda Жыл бұрын
To be fair: When are spoiled children NEVER angry?
@WvlfDarkfire Жыл бұрын
When we get what we want! Lmao 🤣
@Ramiro.salcido Жыл бұрын
When you beat them.
@JJ3nkins89 Жыл бұрын
@@Ramiro.salcido 🤣
@bigguy7353 Жыл бұрын
Or leftists.....
@RK-ej1to Жыл бұрын
Eh, the next gen might not be so on edge if we as a country actually tried fixing problems instead of ignoring them. Or on the them more extreme front stopped labeling any level of social progress as woke and attacking it.
@Drobium77 Жыл бұрын
My sister, who's a lesbian, calls them "the alphabet mafia" 🤣
@brundlefly262 Жыл бұрын
I call them the "alphabet soup group" or the "ku klux crayons". 😂
@kpaxian604411 ай бұрын
It's interesting you say that as (for context only) I am ace. I remember years back a friend who identified as queer state I was, by default, queer for being ace and part of the LGBT+ automatically (this friend was very inclusive and warm, as you can gather.) I had never thought of myself as queer (I honestly had not thought much on it, but I could see how either way of looking at it could make sense.) Anyway, did some digging and learned there was a LOT of infighting in the LGBT+ While there are many warm and welcoming people associated with it, I came across many who also did not want certain orientations to join (many spoke about people who could mask as straight and said that they would not be subjected to the same degree of bullying etc. and therefore "shouldn't quality" (I personally don't care...it's more the level of anger some people display towards others that also don't fit the typical mould.) Later, in my 20s, I was looking at an ace page out of curiosity (forum for people who identify as asexual) and I didn't see any squabbling, really, ever on the AVEN sites. Mostly a lot of talking about fictional characters who they thought could be ace, and more talk about their interests in general, and meet up board game groups and such. It had a very different feel. I remember reading a couple posts where some new members said they had tried to join an LGBT chat but they felt harassed or "pushed out" and so left. A couple used a term similar to your sister....mafia, or gang, or something. So yeah, I think there is a lot of infighting. I have heard that from others.
@benc.enlots11 ай бұрын
@@kpaxian6044 Pretty much... you folks can't even stand or accept each other, why expect normal people to do so?
@Seahawksfan4life11 ай бұрын
@@kpaxian6044I ain’t reading all that shit
@MilkshakeGuruTTV11 ай бұрын
Since when do "normal" people accept each other? People find any reason to hate. @@benc.enlots
@kevinkim7955 ай бұрын
For once, I'm grateful for the KZbin algorithm for recommending me this video.
@willfox4654 Жыл бұрын
Thank God for comedians. May the communist never silence them!
@elizamccroskey1708 Жыл бұрын
That's the Republicans job!
@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp Жыл бұрын
@@elizamccroskey1708 what republicans are silencing comedians?
@RandomInternetProfile Жыл бұрын
@@tf5pZ9H5vcAdBp I think its to not silence them idk
@BlockDefender Жыл бұрын
If you can even explain what communism is I'll give you a cookie
@nunyabisness4300 Жыл бұрын
@@BlockDefender the “people” own everything together. Meaning you have no personal property or possessions. All of the nonproductive humans enjoy the fruits or your labor. Government has a perceived lack of control when in reality it’s the government who owns everything. Day one of communism seems great on paper. Day two to death, which is usually pretty quick, is hell on earth as every citizen is now equally poor.
@nichhahn1013 Жыл бұрын
Why do some of these people think they're sexual preference should be my business for some reason? I don't think my sexuality should be anybody's business except my own and whoever I'm giving the business to . People stay in your lane
@Android-Zen Жыл бұрын
I fuck pussies. Just in case you wanted to know.
@NotableSavage Жыл бұрын
This crowd wants to talk about their genitals and who/what they like to rub them on and when normal people get disgusted they become offended. Clown world.
@squiremuldoon5462 Жыл бұрын
It’s called pretentiousness.
@jerryjeromehawkins1712 Жыл бұрын
Exactly Nich... so should I hang a flag from my house that let's everyone know I like big boob blondes?? 😂 It's amazing how its so important for some people to NEED to feel special. You're g ay??? Big deal... yawn.
@davidcook680 Жыл бұрын
Their sexual perverts.
@midomohamed4842 Жыл бұрын
As a proud member of the MEXICAN+ community I’d be glad to climb over that wall and watch this comedy club
@neoflyboy10 ай бұрын
nadie se rio de tu chiste porque das verguenza ajena. Los gays no somos el chiste de nadie.
@donaldpump30729 ай бұрын
Get kicked out of your country then climb back into it.
@MikeHunt-is5mx9 ай бұрын
You mean LOCO+😂
@luzdivina27069 ай бұрын
🤣
@xxsparrowxx85689 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@Jabols9993 ай бұрын
2:53 this aged well the i Phone 16 is out now
@LarryXLR Жыл бұрын
"They all came up at the same time. They being one person." LMFAO
@neoflyboy10 ай бұрын
I'm not your joke. I took care of my ill mother and now of my 85 years old father while my 4 heterosexual brothers do nothing. Really, I'm not your joke. A discriminatory middleeastern triggering you to get your hates out and get some money out of it.
@Chris-gx1ei9 ай бұрын
Yeah, couldnt have used a new Third Person Singular that claims them to be neutral but not an "It", instead they all have to go for plural. That's just confusing to the poor little kids 😅
@Delphi66448 ай бұрын
@@Chris-gx1ei they has been used as a singular pronoun for centuries tho? and people do use xe/xem too, but some people get upset at being asked to use new words while also denying using one thats been around for centuries. its a lose lose with some people.
@SanchoPanza-wg5xf6 ай бұрын
@@Delphi6644 You're so lame Trudeau gives me a charity tax break just for talking to you. In literary history, the use of 'they' as a singular pronoun was rare. 'They' was only used as an awkward placeholder of last resort until the sex of the individual in question could be positively established. You’re a titf*cker, give your balls a tug maybe your mom will give you a hand when she’s done with me. Figure it out!
@danaso2567 Жыл бұрын
In a world where commedy is considered offensive, gotta say, this is a breath of fresh air.
@ryry854 Жыл бұрын
Comedy has always been offensive. Britain nearly banned the masterpiece that is The Life of Brian - why because it offended religious sensibilities. George Carlin made a career out of offending the religious types by making fun of the absurdities of religion. Don't let people tell you offense is something new, its just the focus and subjects have shifted.
@danaso2567 Жыл бұрын
@@ryry854 yes, good comedy has always been offensive, but usually there were a few specific hot points such as religion, now it's basically everything. Carlin kept going, Chapelle will do the same, but can't help but wonder what happens to the "little guys" that do not have the staying power of Chapelle.
@nyxnightshades Жыл бұрын
well maybe its good this hate speech is considered offensive
@itsmeaiden8788 Жыл бұрын
@@nyxnightshades i hope this is a joke...
@jockdouglass3824 Жыл бұрын
Laughter, the best medicine
@akostoth93896 ай бұрын
Like a kid said: "What does the 'LGBTQ+' stands for? Is that a prenium version of gay?" xD
@mho...5 ай бұрын
well, not wrong!
@WeaponXfactorXfactor5 ай бұрын
As a gay guy, this is actually funny.😂😂. This is gold comedy.
@WeaponXfactorXfactor5 ай бұрын
@@akostoth9389 this is an example of how to be homophobic without being unreasonable. Guys learn from him. God bless You btw.
@akostoth93895 ай бұрын
@@WeaponXfactorXfactor Thanks mate👍
@WeaponXfactorXfactor5 ай бұрын
@@akostoth9389 your welcome 👍.
@johannlangner2893 ай бұрын
When he said, "Out there, aliens, not down here, I'm not talking about Mexico" I had to give myself CPR I was laughing so hard
@Slinky_Spine10 ай бұрын
"Gay B C's" XD this guy is great man. I love his humor!
@neoflyboy10 ай бұрын
I'm not your joke. When I'm trying to make a better world, you are laughing at LGBT.
@A.T.Johnson9 ай бұрын
@@neoflyboy lgbtwhatever is a joke
@mark6759 ай бұрын
@@neoflyboyhahahahahahaha
@skygh8 ай бұрын
Ya that is inspired and I am using it!
@nickonicifor56388 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂🎉
@Rim_Arashi11 ай бұрын
4:38 the guy saying “what” is how everyone else felt 💀
@TerrawayYT10 ай бұрын
Lol that's not actually what asexual means, asexual means you don't want or have sex, it evolves from biology with things like jellyfish that don't need a mate to reproduce. The jokes were still funny though.
@Rim_Arashi10 ай бұрын
@@TerrawayYT 🤓no one cares
@Lupacool10 ай бұрын
Nobody cares
@TimothyGod10 ай бұрын
@@TerrawayYTwhile the other comments said it better, It's called a joke. Don't look at it too seriously made
@brightroarttttbbbb9 ай бұрын
gay lgbt is published all over the world to increase pervert relationships, the young generation continues to deteriorate. God created two genders, they complement each other and produce a new generation, but porn and lgbt are the biggest danger for the new generation. The family should take care of its children from a young age and raise them. People who lack attention and love tends to be gay
@naturalsettings7098 Жыл бұрын
This entire subject deserves open criticism and tons of comedy. Great gig and thanks for the laughs 😂😅
@jetlorider5 ай бұрын
There's always a "KAREN" in the crowd.
@mrofnocnon Жыл бұрын
As a member of ANH (absolutely normal heterosexual) I approve this message.
@mindtorquemusic Жыл бұрын
Good to see another ANH stand up!✊
@hubristicmystic Жыл бұрын
I bet you’re not ABSOLUTELY normal ;)
@mrofnocnon Жыл бұрын
@@hubristicmystic Did what I said offend you? Is there something wrong with being happy as I am as a heterosexual? It seems overwhelmingly that those that differ from the norm are the unhappy ones.
@HopefulInterventions Жыл бұрын
@@mrofnocnon Exactly! Also, the population most heavily infected with AIDS are gay and bisexual men (CDC.Org) You see the anus is not designed for sex. It’s unhealthy and can lead to cancer. There’s actually special clinics for gay men who suffer from this. Real sex is literally between a man and a woman. Other forms are recreational only! But I get attacked by liberals for stating facts! I have no hatred. I see us all as human beings deserving of respect. I just don’t agree with being lgbt. 😢
@DMX-du9mn Жыл бұрын
There's no normal hetero - straight, curved left, curved right, up and down 😂😂😂
@pureventrue2357 Жыл бұрын
Man it's so refhreshing to see someone hit back at the absolute insanity. Haven't laughed this hard in quite some time, earned a sub
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Yesss
@Robizoid Жыл бұрын
I called the LGBTQ, the FDBTQ, but I’m not allowed to stay here with the F & D stand for. Use your imagination.
@kimjones2056 Жыл бұрын
@@RobizoidI just call them the alphabet soup group
@othonpedro2870 Жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedythank you
@othonpedro2870 Жыл бұрын
How can 1 person be They and Them ?
@mrmezeekz2119 Жыл бұрын
That guy who screamed "What!?" After hearing that A is for Asexual had me dying 😂
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Lol
@ViridianFlow Жыл бұрын
I think they were confused because someone who has sex with themselves is Autosexual not asexual. Asexual is someone who doesn't have a sex drive/doesn't like sex. The A means "not" like how atheist means not theist or apolitical means not political.
@mrmezeekz2119 Жыл бұрын
@verdankoro6010 I did not know that either. Thank you for explaining.
@MrMcguire89 Жыл бұрын
@@ViridianFlow Asexual has always been a species or animal that can procreate with multiple sexes. Mostly animals that are only one sex, hence why they don't need two sexes to procreate. Just because Google tells you something or your liberal friends change the definition doesn't mean it's the new normal. Read a biology book.
@RussianYoshi1 Жыл бұрын
but what is the T for????????//
@newfiejoe49984 ай бұрын
Dude, that show in this video, was beyond BRILLIANCE! AWESOME! JUST AWESOME! LOVED IT!
@kennguyen7326 Жыл бұрын
Rare to see comedian actually do comedy nowadays. You nailed it bro, keep it coming. 😂
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Thanks a ton
@brettvandermeer5297 Жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy bro i fucking died at the end xD
@NullPointerVect Жыл бұрын
People are too sensitive now. Snowflakes think words are violent.
@jaroslav-6027 Жыл бұрын
what are you even talking about? :D that's a bit of a nonsense
@NullPointerVect Жыл бұрын
@@jaroslav-6027 People are easily offended. Cant insult any race, religion, idea etc. Hard to do comedy if all of them are taken away.
@Lonesome__Dove Жыл бұрын
"They all came up to me at the same time" lmao
@gatergates8813 Жыл бұрын
All 1 of them
@BaedekerBat Жыл бұрын
The goods
@davidcamacho3513 Жыл бұрын
Thank goodness. Freedom of expression in comedy. This guy’s refreshing
@Holy_Wraith Жыл бұрын
Freedom of expression is 90% gone in the USA.
@tipsy09 Жыл бұрын
For the alphabet mafia freedom of expression is you’re free to express yourself only the way they approve
@cagedboy83793 ай бұрын
I used to say Alphabet Mafia as a replacement for LGBTQIA+. I laughed so hard when you said learning about the GayBC's - much better 🤣🤣
@americandude38256 ай бұрын
Therapists, psychiatrists, and psychologists laughing all the way to the bank over blue hair and safe spaces. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@katierebeccajackson5 ай бұрын
...and lawyers with fake hate speech law? It's a money spinner to attack anyone, including parents?
@brianheidel45505 ай бұрын
I think that many of them create, condone, or promote much of this crap for the purpose of selling more meds or "services".
@weremyjiggins895 ай бұрын
Oh my God. This comment. Bravo.
@mwfmtnman5 ай бұрын
Yep. The snake oil salesman of modern day. Such scam artists
@TheAncientOneVI4 ай бұрын
As a person who dyes their hair a lot, most of us aren’t woke like that.
@queenofthepierats Жыл бұрын
As someone who's bi, I absolutely love this. The "community" has gotten absolutely ridiculous, though I've never felt the need to join. I am what I am, and I don't feel the need to shove it in everyone's face. Keep on with your comedy, my dude - it's nice to see someone out there still has sense and is also hilarious!
@JimJones-kk8pb Жыл бұрын
No such thing as bi
@Colton-sk8nn Жыл бұрын
@@JimJones-kk8pb are you joking or for real?
@illyia7051 Жыл бұрын
@@Colton-sk8nn Mental and hormonal abnormalities like bi are real, but still fucked up as any other mental illness.
@kashiaroundtheworld Жыл бұрын
I feel the T contradicts LGB... Because they claim that Anyone can be any sex. But as LGB you understand that you have an actual sexual preference.. and therefore recognise, there are two sexes.
@LostLight17 Жыл бұрын
@@JimJones-kk8pb They are saying "bi" as in bisexual meaning someone finds adult males and females sexually attractive. That does exist.
@deanne1671 Жыл бұрын
"We gotta learn our gay b c's ".....nearly shot coffee out of my nose laughing when I heard that part!!!!! Absolutely LOVE it!!!! I'll be recycling that one. Lmfaooooooooo😂
@tw1zzl3rs922 ай бұрын
"They all came up at the same time, cause it was one person" Kills me every time lmaooo.
@aidandurand3210 Жыл бұрын
As a gay guy, do whatever tf you want, these jokes are amazing.
@jeremy6528 Жыл бұрын
There’s no way you can think this is funny
@kredziigaming981 Жыл бұрын
gay 🤮🤮🤮 wtf r u doing with your life
@kidnamedalaska Жыл бұрын
@@jeremy6528 why not? he's not hurting everyone.
@kidnamedalaska Жыл бұрын
@@kredziigaming981 sounds like you're insecure..
@StroJPP Жыл бұрын
@@jeremy6528 He's funny. And I am supporting LGBT before it became fashion to do. A comedian"s routine is to chock, cross lines, and make fun of. Kvon did not say anything that would feed racism. It is not because you have no sens of humor that everyone miss it.
@LuisAguilar-xd2hw Жыл бұрын
Huge sign of immaturity is coming to a comedy club, getting mad at the jokes,and raining on everybody else's parade. Very easy going, chill, easy to talk to individual right there
@nickohira1397 Жыл бұрын
Proud to be straight 🏳🏴🏳🏴
@slimypickles9009 Жыл бұрын
and I'm proud to be gay! I totally respect you for it
@reddeadedits1623 Жыл бұрын
Respect everyone who likes whoever they want to but personally straight
@luckyluke4525 Жыл бұрын
I´m staight, but why should anybody be proud for his sexuality? It´s nothing I have worked for.
@reddeadedits1623 Жыл бұрын
@@luckyluke4525 ye idk it is a bit weird
@bishoprod33 Жыл бұрын
@luckyluke4525 some people get a whole month to flaunt theirs so who knows 😅
@AsherasStudio3 ай бұрын
As a gay man I’m completely offended this didn’t go on longer! Love when there’s comedy about the alphabet community lol
@shauryadeb-e8l9 ай бұрын
i saw a good quote once "If I had a dollar for every gender there was Id have 2 dollars and a bunch of coounterfeits"
@LovedLamb6 ай бұрын
bahahahaha
@dtbrex086 ай бұрын
YES
@SanchoPanza-wg5xf6 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@StaccatoRedFox6 ай бұрын
AYYYYYYY
@Mabra515 ай бұрын
That's a good one.
@remyllebeau77 Жыл бұрын
Never let evil people dictate how you speak.
@benjaminreynolds3780 Жыл бұрын
those people are not evil. Calm down. I don't agree with their lifestyle, but are most evil? No, don't be clueless.
@hollyroxy25 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminreynolds3780 look at the clip of them attacking Riley Gaines & then say that . It’s never “All” but it is A LOT
@georgejones5019 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminreynolds3780 They are evil. It's why they're targeting children with their idealology and why they physically attack, harass, and dox people.
@nettles6055 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminreynolds3780 evil, yes.
@Outside_the_Books Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminreynolds3780 Lefty activists are always violent and psycho… not evil? Haha! You must be trolling!
@mariocarrero4483 Жыл бұрын
As a proud member of the human race, I approve of his comedy
@neoflyboy10 ай бұрын
I'm not your joke.
@donaldpump30729 ай бұрын
You are being offensive to his joke
@ArkwingАй бұрын
"Get your junk in the game and join us." 😅 was the one that cracked me up the most.
@Lol_Pig Жыл бұрын
Nothing in comedy should be off limits. Refreshing comedian!!
@alexanderjimenez926 Жыл бұрын
As a proud American with Mexican heritage, I fully stand against aliens.
@seasonedbeefs Жыл бұрын
You need to put some weight on. Lightweight
@alexanderjimenez926 Жыл бұрын
@@seasonedbeefs LMAO. Too funny. I edited the comment to proud not pound.. good catch though
@seasonedbeefs Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderjimenez926 hahaha all good. Have a great day!
@zchris87v80 Жыл бұрын
We tried to see them 9/20/2019. Never forget.
@NeoMokgabo21 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JeffL78 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap KZbin recommended a new funny comedian. This was beyond refreshing.
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Hey hey! Pick a show any show Kvon.tv
@bronyman9000 Жыл бұрын
Might be my new fave since Gabriel Iglesias/Jeff Dunham and randy feltface
@joshuacstorlie Жыл бұрын
Finally the algorithm doesn’t suck they/them’s balls
@Allenrobinson96 ай бұрын
@@kvoncomedy Most famous half persian alive!!!
@PauloHernandezXD5 ай бұрын
3:13 "The more you google that stuff the more the advertisements change on your computer...." And **that's** how they get you, lol XD
@xxmeanyheadxx Жыл бұрын
This was such an awesome and well put together bit that the only possible way it can offend someone is if they are trying so hard to be oppressed
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Yessss
@JJ3nkins89 Жыл бұрын
When there is a will, there is a way.. to be offended.
@sspencer4036 Жыл бұрын
I'm offended he didn't call out the straight people 😂😂😂
@bluezy710 Жыл бұрын
But these people are oppressed. Demonically oppressed.
@xxmeanyheadxx Жыл бұрын
@@sspencer4036 now that i think about it, he didnt shoutout Hungarians, what a racist!
@cpmow831 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear “safe space” I roll my eyes. The “I’m not a biologist…” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@infinitedeath1384 Жыл бұрын
The world has grown soft, no one wants to come out of their comfort zones. The words "safe space" literally made me die of cringe.
@UncommonSense81 Жыл бұрын
As a gay man, I find this bloody hysterical. And sadly all too true of the generation that follows. What has society become?
@a1pha_star Жыл бұрын
Finally, someone I can relate with. I'm a gay man who doesn't identify with the LGBT-whatever crowd. Fuck the labels. I'm just a normal guy who likes men haha. Life's too short to be getting triggered by every little thing. We all need to laugh at ourselves and the insanity of this world.
@jackraptor1581 Жыл бұрын
You should know. You’re the door that was first opened. What, you thought it was gonna stop there?
@spicyAB13 Жыл бұрын
finally some normal gay people. i respect yall
@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith Жыл бұрын
@@a1pha_star*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅ *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️ *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*
@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith Жыл бұрын
@@spicyAB13*_WHENEVER A MUSLIM SAYS "HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG & SINFUL" THE "intelligent" ATHEIST/AGNOSTIC POPS UP WITH THE COUNTER ARGUMENT "But it's part of NATURE SOME animals involve in homogarbage so its natural & nothing wrong"🤦🏻♂️MUSLIM SAYS HOLD ON✋🏻😎:SOME ANIMALS INVOLVE IN HOMOSEXUALITY YES I KNOW ANIMALS CAN BE GAY SO WHAT⁉️YOU WANT TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR ROLE MODELS NOW FOR YOURSELF & YOUR CHILDREN & ALL FUTURE GENERATIONS⁉️THEN IN THAT CASE YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM OR MORALITY WHATSOEVER SINCE ANIMALS ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS🔥ANIMALS WERE BORN NAKED SO WHY DO YOU WEAR "unnatural manmade clothes" ⁉️U SEE THE POINT⁉️😎ANIMALS LACK 1 MAIN THING THAT MORAL LOGICAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS DONT LACK🌴& THAT THING IS CALLED MORALITY & LIMITS🌴😎☝️ANIMALS DONT HAVE ANY LIMITS SO THEY DO WHATEVER THEY WANT🍗SOME ANIMALS LIKE CROCODILES EAT THEIR OWN BABY CROCS WHEN THEY CANNOT FIND ENOUGH FOOD/PREY FOR THE DAY🍗SO WOULD U ADVOCATE KILLING AND EATING YOUR OWN BABIES AS HUMANS SINCE ITS "natural"⁉️🍗ANIMALS SUCH AS CHIMPANZEES RAPE THEIR FEMALE COUNTERPARTS BY FORCEFUL MOUNTING & COPULATION✅🌴SO WILL YOU SUPPORT & LEGALIZE RAPE AMONGST HUMANS NOW? WILL YOU SUPPORT RAP!STS WHO SAY "I identify as a rap!st since it's natural & found in nature" WILL U STAND UP FOR HIS RAP!ST RIGHTS??🌴ALSO ANIMALS KILL EACH OTHER TOO BOTH THEIR PREYS AS WELL AS THEIR HUNTING COMPETITORS WHO GET THE BETTER CATCH & THEY ROB EACH OTHER TOO OF THEIR HARD EARNED FOOD🥤SO SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST AND FITTEST🔥THE LION KILLS THE ANTELOPE🔥THE CHEETAH KILLS THE DEER👀SO WILL YOU USE THAT "NATURAL" LOGIC AND SUPPORT AND LEGALIZE MURDER AND HOMICIDE & ROBBERY AGAINST HUMANS SIMPLY BCUZ ITS "natural" & "PART OF NATURE"⁉️‼️🙄🤦♀️WILL U LEGALIZE THE STRONG HUMANS KILLING THE WEAK & OLD ONES⁉️😂WILL YOU SUPPORT THE RICH ROBBING & KILLING THE POOR⁉️😂WE CAN GO ON FOREVER WITH INFINITE EXAMPLES OF SOOO MANY ATROCITIES THAT ARE COMMON IN NATURE BUT ARE 100% ILLEGAL IN HUMAN LAWS & CONSTITUTIONS😎🔥SO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPPORT GAY OR BI RIGHTS OR TRANSSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE BEING HYPOCRITES SINCE YOU ACCEPT 1 THING FROM NATURE BUT REJECT OTHER ACTIONS OF NATURE🌴THAT IS WHY U ATHEISTS OR NON ATHEISTS WHO SUPPORT HOMOGARBAGE DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVE MORALITY OR MORAL CODE BCUZ YOUR FAITH IN THE 1 TRUE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE ALMIGHTY ALLAH IS EITHER ABSENT OR WEAK🔥🔥WE MUSLIMS HAVE A FIXED OBJECTIVE MORAL CODE SINCE WE HAVE OUR STRONG FAITH IN ALLAH/GOD✅WE OBEY GOD✅☝️ NOT manmade PERVERTED laws🔥YOU ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS HAVE FICKLE FAKE AND SUBJECTIVE MORALITY BCUZ WHAT IS WRONG 4 YOU TODAY MIGHT AS WELL BE ABSOLUTELY OK 4 YOU TOMORROW SUCH AS HOMOCRAP INCEST BESTIALITY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU PERVERTED HUMANS WILL LEGALIZE IN THE FUTURE😎SO REPENT & ACCEPT ISLAM THE 1 TRUE WAY OF LIFE ORDERED BY THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE WHOLE GIGANTIC EVER EXPANDING SUPER COMPLEX FINE-TUNED UNIVERSE☝️✅LASTLY ANIMALS OR "nature" MUST NEVER DICTATE OUR HUMAN MORALITY OR BEHAVIOUR! GOD CREATED US WITH INTELLIGENCE AND MODESTY OF COVERING OUR PRIVATE PARTS WHICH HE DID NOT GIVE THE ANIMALS. SO ANIMALS CAN NEVER BE OUR ROLE MODELS😎WE ARE FAR ABOVE & GREATER THAN ANY ANIMALS ON THE PLANET SINCE WE HAVE INTELLIGENCE, CIVILIZATIONS, POWER OF SPEECH & MULTIPLE LANGUAGES & METACOGNITION & INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY NONE OF WHICH ANIMALS HAVE_* 😎🇸🇦🕋🕌✅ *_❌Atheist❌:🗣Homosexuality is natural (found in animals) SO WHY ALLAH FORBADE IT⁉️✔️Muslim✔🗣:Murder/r@pe/robbery etc are also natural (found in animal kingdom)🙄🤦♀️SO WILL U support humans robbing rap!ng & k!lling each OTHER JUST LIKE ANIMALS⁉️😂😎LIFE LESSON :DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT NATURE/ANIMALS DO (otherwise u will have to accept robbery murder r@pe legal as well‼️) FOLLOW THE COMMANDS OF ALLAH WHO CREATED THE ANIMALS IN THE 1ST PLACE_* ✔️ *Allah destroyed LGBTQ in sodom Jordan TaalelHammam scientists found archaeological evidence of asteroid remnants on the 1st homo Nation people of Lot!*
@James-vk1ws6 күн бұрын
Dude killed me with Gay,B,C's!😂
@gc42826 ай бұрын
I love the part where he stated "my father had only 3 letters F.A.G." that's classic & hysterically funny! Great comedy!
@kvoncomedy6 ай бұрын
😂 gotta love Dads
@japisman77366 ай бұрын
But seriously tho, what does F.A.G? I'm not born English
@gc42826 ай бұрын
@@japisman7736 Really you don't know what the word means? Look up words on Wikipedia that denotes terms used for what was considered effeminate or Gay men.
@dan690526 ай бұрын
If you are wondering about the question of whether your sexuality is a sin or not, I welcome you to consider the following thoughts for clarification. Let’s look at some basic fundamental facts based on extensive research & ongoing R&D. During fetal development a verity of biochemical agents are introduced which determine the development of the fetus. Research has shown that major agents such as testosterone & estrogen & a host of others agents determine size, weight, hair color, eye color & sexuality along with a host of other traits. Variations in the amount & timing of the introduction of these agents have a major effect in development. The fetus is a passive participant & has no influence in these matters. Sexuality, for example, & all other secondary traits are thus given to us. Well, this begs the question, is homosexuality a sin since there is no choice offered. If your religion or belief system states that it is a sin, then there can be no argument. These are the rules based on this system’s dogma. If you accept this system, you must accept the rules. This is your only choice which doesn’t include options & exceptions. Rules are rules! If, however, you are in a belief system based on logic, reason, observation & common sense, & no reliance on spirituality or religion, the conclusion is totally different. Replacing ancient religion & mythology & superstition with reason leads to another conclusion. Leaving religions that use condemnation & ridicule for control, can be the first step in becoming a true human being minus any imposed or fabricated guilt. There exist many variations of human sexual expression as well in the animal kingdom. When you leave various ancient religious beliefs behind & chose knowledge based in research, you can see & understand the true nature of humanity. You leave ignorance, hatred, & prejudice behind. In the book Gay Straight & the Reason Why by Simon Levay PhD, explanations regarding this aspect of humanity are clearly explained & is based on research. While I am not gay, I highly recommend this book & the numerous articles. Being gay is no more of a sin than having red hair. They are both determined by genetics & clearly not a sin. There is nothing wrong with you. This is the true choice. Peace
@gregkasza19256 ай бұрын
@@japisman7736or you could have just offered him an answer? Just saying.
@mike41062 Жыл бұрын
"Gonna have to learn your Gay,B,C's" 😂 that was another good one... and accurate!
@lightningalex5324 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said that.
@johnconnors2386 Жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle brilliantly identifies this group as “the alphabet people” which, truly seems to be the eventuality.
@mike41062 Жыл бұрын
@@johnconnors2386 yeah I've heard that and alphabet mafia/alphabet mob- which I think more accurately describes the majority of them. If they even perceive that you've "disrespected" them, they'll try to make sure you get "punished" and canceled and have your entire world flipped upside down and encourage harassment towards you. (Like even that Harry Potter writer jk rowling, not even doing any jokes or disses- simply saying "there's 2 genders", and then people coming after her neck for that- even threatening her).
@marie7521w Жыл бұрын
@@johnconnors2386 alphabet soup people.
@TrollMeister_ Жыл бұрын
Your dad’s three letter abbreviation is the most accurate and the most comprehensive. Kudos to your dad.
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Hahaha yesss
@mightymikethebear Жыл бұрын
If it ain't broke.....
@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 Жыл бұрын
Excuse me? You can't say that anymore!! 😡😡😡 It's "British Cigarette" now. 🙄🙄🙄 Come on guys. Do better. It's important to be PC.
@einsteinalb75 Жыл бұрын
Ehh maybe not
@da324 Жыл бұрын
@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 I hope that was sarcasm.
@Matthew53-oj2ph4 ай бұрын
Bro, hella funny. It's funny because it's all true!! Gonna follow you now. 😎
@brees9263 Жыл бұрын
Everyone getting real sick of the alphabet community.. 💀💀 they take the fun out of everything fr smh
@hana-ov1ju Жыл бұрын
Alphabet community lmao 💀me and my cousin call it rainbow stuff
@tonyrobbins1665 Жыл бұрын
Did everyone learn their gay,B,C 's ? 🤣
@marmichaux7520 Жыл бұрын
Yes. I call them the alphabet soup group. Wahh wahh wahh..😭😭 We can't even BREATHE correctly.
@maureengriffin7448 Жыл бұрын
Totally
@cynthia4680 Жыл бұрын
Me… I’m completely sick of their $hit
@Metapositron6 ай бұрын
That Pansexual and deep dish joke was hilarious😂
@MrDeanporter6 ай бұрын
I've never had deep dish fruitcake
@coraggio935 ай бұрын
LOVED it!
@GreatPolishWingedHussars5 ай бұрын
He's really good because he has the most important thing for a comedian. He's funny! :) Really amazing! Good thing I watched, because now I know him!
@McKelT5 ай бұрын
His timing is too good 🤣
@jollygirl944 ай бұрын
I’m guessing I’m wok-sexual, because I prefer iron wok over pan. Pan dosent really cook fried rice well.
@adeenalikhan2 ай бұрын
I never laughed that much at someone saying they all came up at the same time 😂😂😂
@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE7 ай бұрын
" I didn't know they made an update " 😂😂😂 second time watching it
@DevinOfBacon Жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna be a video where a woman at this particular event got mad, and expected it to be the woman that shouted "Woo!" when Kvon asked where all the LGBT people are at.
@Therebelliousprince001 Жыл бұрын
I think she was joking
@jelly7310 Жыл бұрын
Same
@-PLAY3R1- Жыл бұрын
It's not? Skip 😂
@rob4n12 Жыл бұрын
#metoo 😂😂😂😂😂
@DevinOfBacon Жыл бұрын
@@-PLAY3R1- Don't. It's still hilarious.
@hastobeyou4078 Жыл бұрын
That nowadays "College kids are like "I'm ready to protest, but idk why yet"" is so real. At my friend's college, the LGBT community asked to introduce a rainbow zebra-crossing/cross-walk for the college to be more inclusive, and the college provided. Now they're protesting that people are walking over their flag, and they're saying it's "disrespectful" for anyone who isn't a part of the community to use it as they consider it "opression" by "stepping on the flag". So basically, if you just want to WALK ACROSS THE ROAD, you're considered a "Facist". Wow, I never expected for >200 people to like this comment. I'm happy you all agree that this is pure and utter nonsense. For a bit of further context to this situation, the college itself that my friends attend doesn't seem to help itself either. It has already bought into all the pride stuff as requested from the LGBT community, i.e Flags everywhere, zebra-crossing/cross-walk (as mentioned) etc etc, and there is no going back or they will recieve major backlash. One of the major advocates of the LGBT group involved in the cross-walk thing was a former classmate of mine (now he is a "trans woman" and any mention of his life within the past 6 years of me being his classmate is erased and prohibited from mentioning) before we finished second level education. This is how my friends told me this was happening, as we all knew him and get usual updates of all the bs that is going on and what they're protesting about. Name changes on ID cards, demanding respect to pronouns, bathrooms, inclusive language, all that. It's the usual bs, but it's too much. Feel free to ask anymore questions about this. Just @ me, I'll try my best to answer. Apparently I violated the community guidelines with this one. Not that I care, but at the same time, what the fuck? Did they even read what I wrote? Hahaha
@LetsGoECU1 Жыл бұрын
I'd probably do a burnout on it in a moped, that way I would be disrespectful, but all while appearing gay
@vaska1999 Жыл бұрын
😂
@hastobeyou4078 Жыл бұрын
@@LetsGoECU1Just try avoid leaving tyre marks in the shape of a nob, they'd probably like that.
@mlfmlf8755 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yabi333 Жыл бұрын
God I would love to walk across the road, I've been called so many things for just existing, I'm ready to be called a fascist next
@johnnysanders59472 ай бұрын
IDGAF+- One of the funniest thing I’ve read in along time thank you for the LOL!!!!
@LEGO_Igor Жыл бұрын
I love this. He’s not making fun of the LGBTQ+, he’s just making jokes around it. It’s completely harmless and anyone can laugh at it.
@LEGO_Igor Жыл бұрын
Just to be clear, the joke about the “three letters” was not meant to be offensive. Lots of people are taking it the wrong way, so lemme just explain what that joke means. Those “three letters” were what the older generation used to describe the LGBTQ+, not what he uses. It’s a well known fact that older people tend to dislike that community more because they grew up in a generation where being LGBTQ+ was less socially acceptable.
@YukiPyro Жыл бұрын
Common sense folks agree, but the woke left believe no one can make jokes about rainbow community. It's quite sad too because the woke folks are not helping them.
@elijohnson647 Жыл бұрын
As a gay man I found it funny as hell.
@AmbarGriss Жыл бұрын
@@elijohnson647 Loser
@karelmartel8508 Жыл бұрын
Problem is that the Lgbtqa movement is nothing but harmless,,it's an evil,violent,satanic cult.
@jeremyjohnson2129 Жыл бұрын
"im ready to protest I just dont know why yet" 🤣
@DM-hk4cw Жыл бұрын
Refreshing. I am amused when someone says, "That's an offensive joke." To be honest, we all need to be offended....and then laugh about it. Good comedy is two pronged: it first shocks you into reality as you laugh nervously and, eventually, that brings levity to the reality. Good stuff, K-Von.
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@liamoconnor9487 Жыл бұрын
Riley Gaines knows all about freedom of speech on campus.
@usa5439 Жыл бұрын
Wow i haven't laughed at a stand up routine this much in a long time. My eyes were watering. I miss real comedy like this
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Love ittt
@JeffreyStatenJeff10 ай бұрын
I'm gay and I don't even know what half the letters stand for. I loved this bit
@squash4david8 ай бұрын
You're not alone. From one G to, I'm assuming another G, I can go as far as the Q. Btw, I'm offended that it got switched from GLBT to LGBT, like it was at the beginning. Everyone knows that the man should come first! (I'm just kidding, for any of those out there who can't take a joke.)
@ouiroc8 ай бұрын
I don't to learn my gay ABC's
@squash4david7 ай бұрын
@@ouiroc Isn't it supposed to be gay b c's? LOL
@Incetarum7 ай бұрын
@@ouiroc you have to if you don't want to be murked by the Alphabet Mafia
@epicgamer35427 ай бұрын
I just call it the lgtv community
@momosause21262 ай бұрын
im a proud member of the LMFAO community and i love this video❤
@marianserban30636 ай бұрын
“i just called her “she”,my bad” 🤣🤣
@epgamer11455 ай бұрын
Sure ain’t a lady, I can tell you that.
@philipppuchner11155 ай бұрын
"It" came up to me...
@6o6yuH_235 ай бұрын
Next time say "it"
@LocalAnonOnTheInternet4 ай бұрын
It crossed my mind that this lady is mad over nothing. heh
@scazz0074 ай бұрын
You just messed up too “her” and “she” come on now your slacking bro 😂
@justincarter5167 Жыл бұрын
I use to be liberal, until I grew up, had to move out of home and had to work and pay bills.
@aaronreeder5753 Жыл бұрын
Haha. I just had the pleasure of watching a coworker go through that. They have been working extra and got kicked off their state insurance because they made too much. They bitching and moaning was priceless when they saw the rates for actual healthcare "benefits" from work. It was too funny. I was like, yeah, welcome to the real world you dumbass. That's why we're all mad about the government. She will still probably vote Democrat though. It's a sad mental disorder for sure.
@Roosterdoodler Жыл бұрын
Welcome to real life 😂
@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 Жыл бұрын
Imagine these dipshits being 24,26,34 and still pretending like the bills don't exist and making YOU pay them on threat of being called slurs 😂 we hate them
@noahpickerill3749 Жыл бұрын
@aaronreeder5753 Yeah, it is a mental disorder for sure 😂
@kevinvitale8980 Жыл бұрын
“They all came up at one time” Nailed it… hahahahahaha
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
👽 👽 👽
@DerNiko Жыл бұрын
Agreed :) Despite the fact you can actually use they/them in that way. Joke still hit!
@Scolopendra_1042 ай бұрын
"hold on i just called her a she" LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns Жыл бұрын
KVon is THE MAN. As a bisexual man who’s been involved in advocacy (including in earlier days when anti-gay oppression actually existed…), I *love and appreciate* these guys, Chappelle, etc
@jamezbrian4135 Жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@kentl7228 Жыл бұрын
These comedians aren't hateful and equal opportunity offenders.
@bidenisapedo90 Жыл бұрын
perversion and deviance is not orientation it's perversion and deviance... nobody's ever going to accept my homicidal lifestyle and nor should they...
@doctorlolchicken7478 Жыл бұрын
Your comment made me realize that more letters are added as the oppression goes down.
@1966johnnywayne Жыл бұрын
"Bi-sexual" ... So, you're not picky, you'll f'ck anyone...YOU'RE JUST HORNY. How exactly are you an oppressed minority? Heads turned at your prom not because you are "bi-sexual", but because you were exhibiting gay behaviour.
@rapunzel4117 Жыл бұрын
Colleges used to be fun, you are so right. Now they are so hyper-sensitive and angry. Cruise ships are a blast, full of fun non hypersensitive seniors. 💜✝️🌸❤️🇺🇸🌹
@ZelioGames Жыл бұрын
Holy shit this was funny. Reminds me of older stand up comedy where things weren't taken so serious because everyone knew they were jokes. Didn't hold shit back! I love it!
@DerNiko Жыл бұрын
I agree. People need to take a chill pill all around. There are no topics off the table, when it comes to comedy. You can make jokes about anyone and anything, as long as you don't have ill-intent and you can also punch and take a punch yourself. People on all sides of the argument need to just relax and enjoy life more.
@B1az1ngSuN3 ай бұрын
hell yea. great story telling, confidence through the quiet parts of the set for the build up. Art.
@thatvrdude1856 Жыл бұрын
This is comedy. Making jokes about real issues and experiences. If you spend your entire career trying not to offend anyone, you’re not gonna make it as a comedian. Good on you man. Keep it up
@zachredner810 ай бұрын
My Mom always said that "Truth is always funnier than fiction!"