Ex-Mob Boss Plays Never Have I Ever

Is there anything a Mafia boss hasn't done?
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[@nunaapop9201]

"So have you ever killed someone?" *technically, yes.* *literally, no.*

[@SocietiesSlave]

He would of got others to do it for him

[@zaxez_6592]

💜

[@tareefmahmud7284]

Just gonna say HELLO BLINK STREAM HYLT

[@nightwingdude3834]

Well yes, but actually no

[@mr.overthink2179]

It’s honesty in a rather ‘curious’ form

[@lwest3137]

That was the longest "yes" I've ever heard, without actually saying it.

[@samsungalaxyxd1823]

yeeeeees

[@thomasdevelops3087]

samsungalaxyxd yeeeeeees

[@johnnovah9459]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[@haitamghanami8785]

well back in the days we don't say yes

[@thomasdevelops3087]

@@haitamghanami8785 Back in mah day, we ain't say no yes, we just shoot once.

[@Unknown-bt5rd]

Have you ever killed someone? Michael: *Yesn't*

[@kosh889]

unrelated but i met this michael before hes really chill

[@lysenkotheory3400]

​@@kosh889 Wow I caught a recent comment on a 3 year old video

[@toxicyt1137]

​@@lysenkotheory3400 theres a feature of newest comment

[@lionsinsescanor2568]

he cant asnswer that ..but we know he did ..he just respect the family mmber .. is not something to be proud of ...

[@TREm1990]

The laugh that I just let out after reading this 😂 🤣 😅 😭 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@kristinb3093]

Man he's aged well. He looks a million times better than his younger self. The definition of a silver fox right here lol.

[@gregmax1321]

Nothing to do in prison but work out. Better developed shoulders and back go a long way

[@michaelmorgan6674]

@@gregmax1321 beans go a long way

[@cyagami90]

Kristin hes a murderer

[@musicandpoetry_8]

@@cyagami90we don’t care 😂

[@tonia-lynnkeller1970]

@@cyagami90she didn’t say she wanted to marry the man or live next door to him! She just said the man looks better now than he did back in “the day”. I gotta say I agree! He’s easy on the eyes. 😉

[@biankie88]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Him: Tralse. Frue.

[@01.adeyogaaditamaputra96]

yesn't

[@astrolight5220]

@@01.adeyogaaditamaputra96 Mayhaps

[@geckosvanity1667]

@@astrolight5220 nes

[@Pulang_Diwa]

I didn't not.

[@ag8291]

@@Pulang_Diwa yes i didnt

[@matfiorelli]

"have you ever killed someone?" Michael: "My name is Schrödinger and this sign is my cat"

[@dabulls1g]

He’s in a superposition of having killed and not killed. Its all probabilistic, fuggedaboutit

[@Niribu]

Underrated lmao

[@woolyfifthington106]

He has a few interviews on VladTV that are pretty good

[@goki6548]

Good meme

[@therhythmictale5574]

Superior humor

[@TheStrifist]

I love that he keeps the 'Yes' sign facing upwards when he's discussing murder. Kinda subtle and honest of him at the same time.

[@retrocube7863]

Glad im not the only one that caught that lol

[@youmansss]

I mean it's just a possibility. Also consider that putting it on the table that way is the only way he can put down the ping pong thingy. But I don't think he would've wanted to put it on the "I haven't" side either. 'Cause he's trying to subtly tell the audience the truth, that he has killed.

[@krakahar]

Everyone making fun of him for not answering if he's murdered, yet it's pretty understandable why.

[@frederickoftheartic2209]

To be fair, I'm not going in front of a camera and admit that I murdered someone, directly atleast. He does slightly hint he was involved with such type of violence.

[@INTJ_5w4]

No one is making fun of him. We are comically responding to his "answer."

[@tedthecommenter5364]

And theres a lot of keyboard mafia guys who think he's never done it or that he's faking it. In order to become a made member of the mafia it is well known that they have to take somebody out. Undercover FBI agents have said this on record, it is a fact.

[@slenderman6925]

@@frederickoftheartic2209 he was a capo, thats all the hint you need

[@10kirneh]

Can't self snitch, he's saying yes without saying it.

[@HermitMerchant]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Michael: The law requires that I say no.

[@vladimirirkhin]

to be fair, he still has that hit on him...

[@sauce8148]

😂

[@PastorSimmons627]

Nice

[@gabbone5908]

And thats a fact

[@Scazoid]

Nice The Incredibles reference

[@rizzeh7444]

He said yes in such a smart and indirect way that nobody can accuse him of murder but everyone knows he did

[@burgertime3458]

He said it in the most nonthreatening way even though he's a literal murderer. Kinda creepy

[@ryanroma5724]

well thats italians Whoah thanks for the amount of likes guys that's sick as to all my Italian brothers and sisters please dont get offended by my comment as it is a joke I'm also abbruzzeze myself

[@TaylorL333]

BurgerTime i mean he was in the mafia-

[@lightningboy4075]

@@TaylorL333 Like T-seri-

[@TaylorL333]

Lightning Boy what? That dosnt even make sense

[@rusty3572]

"Have you ever killed someone ?" Michael :"Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise ?"

[@sleevelessace]

LOL

[@robl496]

As an actual Italian I can say I have mad respect for this guy back in homeland I met a few like him. Rare breed nowadays

[@shubhsingh7559]

❤❤

[@francescoromano5487]

Ma che porcamodonna stai dicendo coglione

[@uioplkhj]

Not in Italy, lots of gangsters. You must be so proud.

[@dogsteve]

"Have you ever killed a person?" "According to all known laws of aviation..."

[@novelalala]

the bee movie script i-

[@yinyangedits5846]

Hey I was your 600th like

[@dogsteve]

@Hot swiggity sex says someone with that name

[@theaxolotlman3345]

The bee should not be able to fly

[@zachaa2846]

bees should not be able to fly

[@jamesfitzgerald8267]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Well yes but actually no.

[@cyanscrewdriver2092]

I was waiting for someone to say this

[@anteater9408]

I guess it's more like well, no but actually yes

[@brycejarvis1577]

I think you mean well no but actually yes

[@andryuu_2000]

@@zaikrix4365 yeah mobsters never kill anybody alone, they're usually more than 2

[@saihajmangat2995]

@MUFC2 I mean soccer is great and all but why comment that here?

[@EmperorsNewWardrobe]

“Have you ever killed someone?” “That’s a really excellent question. No, really, one of the best questions I’ve ever heard. It reminds me of an irrelevant story…”

[@Oatmea1L]

"have you ever killed someone" Michael: your iq is how smart you are

[@regarded9702]

New title: *’how to admit to murder without admitting to murder’*

[@AshmanSao]

how to get away with murder reboot seems intense

[@jaysontorres8046]

How to answer every other question but the one you are asked

[@quocnguyentrieutrieu5876]

Fun fact: the I have sign is facing upward when he was saying this :) But still, I respect his privacy.

[@bradslone8511]

@@quocnguyentrieutrieu5876 I noticed that too.

[@liquidsword601]

Jayson Torres Why would be admit that he murdered someone? Of course he’s not going to answer that question.

[@matfiorelli]

"have you ever killed someone?" *Plays Shrek Third's Pinocchio speech*

[@windijihansalsabila1731]

This one wins y'all-- you others can go home now xDDD

[@bethybon]

Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not. It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was that'd mean I really have to know where he wasn't.

[@official.heartbreaker1513]

вεтнαηү bruh it’s a joke u don’t need to go the extra mile

[@sarahl.5748]

Official . Heartbreaker let them. I thought it was funny.

[@anakinvader9120]

😂😂😂

[@guywiththebottle]

Now, the way he answered the murder question tells me that he may not have taken a life directly, but that he was involved in the taking of lives and had probably given orders that led to it, based on his rank and the way he held the ping-pong bat. It becomes obvious when he clarified that you cannot avoid certain evils when you are partaking in the life he had.

[@merleawe_]

Nah… he definitely did. He’s implied as much in other videos. But what he’s essentially trying to say is that when murder happened; it happened for a very distinct reason and wasn’t taken lightly. So there were no actual random victims, and something pretty bad needed to happen before it was decided that someone wasn’t permitted to live anymore. We will never know who. But it wouldn’t be a stretch to think that most of the people that were murdered by the mob were not good people themselves.

[@jessed9145]

He was a Capo. You aren't getting there without murder

[@holliswilliams8426]

If you ask someone if they have done something in a game of never have I ever and they hesitate....that means they have lol.

[@sbaldis]

He was a soldier, probably killed multiple people by his hand. I mean he pretty much said he killed people if you actually listened to the whole thing.

[@poodiepie527]

He can't say because murder never exceeds the statue of limitation.

[@joshkooga7204]

Ahahaha..this has to be the most classy,graceful,skillfull,cunning,calculated,compassionate,yet truthful admission to possible multiple murder i have ever heard..this man has lived..

[@billygilmusic5072]

"have you ever killed someone?" I did not have sexual relationships with that woman

[@doubled5659]

Actually underrated

[@KaelWrit]

depends on what the definition of “is” is

[@jesafreese657]

Um... It's "relations."

[@asterithehalf7076]

I laughed at this one 😂😂😂😂

[@shyeline5007]

HXJJSJZHAHSHJASUD

[@ThaFray01]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Michael: “Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.”

[@margharet2930]

Mallory Kennedy mitochondria

[@fujisakicdanganronpa5395]

When you make an unoriginal comment, at least spell the subject right :/

[@zsoltsiro1310]

@@fujisakicdanganronpa5395 that's part of the meme,boomer

[@mollyconnelly5309]

FujisakiC Danganronpa ok boomer

[@mollyconnelly5309]

Also mitochondria is really hard to spell

[@juliomendez1177]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Michael : "It began with the forging of the Great Rings, each set with a single GEM, Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest...fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And Nine...nine rings were gifted to the race of Men who, above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived..."

[@lucasmorganelli4694]

I had the pleasure to meet Michael. He is one of the most down to earth people I have ever met.

[@inasandyjaz7361]

"have you ever killed someone" michael: yes i never haven't not

[@alescajko4014]

.

[@mikeharper1564]

😆😂😂😂

[@tacticwolf2976]

@@alescajko4014 ,

[@danross5393]

Lmao

[@autocorrect3055]

I don’t even know whether I accidentally stole your comment or if you took mine but now I feel angry and guilty... and it isn’t even that important

[@makenna2567]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Yes but for legal reasons that’s a joke

[@sirrivet9557]

Makenna 25 for serious rival mafia don’t kill me that’s joke

[@minecraft8587]

hEhE

[@ToddHoward3]

Made me strongly exhale through my nose

[@dumbo7862]

@@sirrivet9557 oops India I'm sorry about the memes

[@Black.Gold.24K]

I was scrolling through the comments to look for this one.

[@thehereticssecret]

I'm Sicilian and while never connected, it's in my family and as a family we knew about all of this stuff. Extensive conversations upholding the "values" of the mafia and how we should act. So much respect for this man and telling his stories, because this was unheard of.

[@plastictaste1397]

“have u ever killed someone” michael : everybody dies in the end..

[@justiny.7990]

This man really just admitted to murder in such a way that it can’t be considered evidence in court yet the answer is obviously yes.

[@abhisheknair8437]

Well even if he did answer "Yes I murdered people". It still doesnt count as evidence in court. I dont think the court really cares much for Never Have I ever as the oath of truth

[@heavenly2665]

Even if he did murder someone and admit it in a video recording, it's only testimonial evidence. Legally, they would have to gather more evidence.

[@KaianSoKewl]

Fake Justin Y

[@juliansweirdstuff5208]

KaianSoKewl I was going to say that 😂😂😂

[@royalrenegadee]

And even then, “yes” doesn’t pin it on who. The five families killed many people that they got away with, there’s no way his “yes” could pin him on any single murder or series of murders.

[@mahmudhossain4315]

BuzzFeed: "Have you ever killed someone?" Micheal: "Yesn't"

[@dumplinglover8042]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@buildermanroblox7552]

lol

[@levophetamine]

I hate when buzzfeed does that

[@mcknjai]

😂😂😂😂

[@calum270694]

proper belly laughing at this 😂

[@majestic_grape]

"have you ever killed someone?" Michael : " Lets talk about how hard life is."

[@3dbee47]

If you ask someone “have you ever killed someone” and they don’t immediately say no, they are a murderer

[@ant8041]

Lmao no. They might just be uncomfy lmao

[@nousername1888]

Yea Always works in among us

[@nousername1888]

@@ant8041 "uncomfy" Weird way to defend a murderer

[@KonaduKofi]

What kind of logic is that? Obviously this case is special.

[@ant8041]

@@nousername1888 not what i mean. If a dude doesnt immediately awnser "no" he might very well just be suprised

[@theawkwardamateurpotato6134]

He is so incredibly charismatic that I'm wary of him.

[@aledrian7200]

K mister 1500 lul

[@ungoyone]

Smart.

[@johncunningham7311]

Wow that’s awesome let me just google every word you just used. Speak English next time you talk, not scientish.

[@maithilym4717]

That is like one of the skills you need to be a mobster

[@JohnP906]

awkward potatoe Sociopath

[@comradewaffle4493]

BuzzFeed: Have you ever killed someone? Michael: *Rehearses entire Bee Movie Script*

[@mockdr]

ya like JAZZ???

[@m.s7408]

Who tf messed this up????? There were 666 likes!!!! Aaaarrgggg

[@itskujo1964]

@@m.s7408 algd next time we will hope to leave it on 6.9k likes

[@m.s7408]

Its Kujo ooooo n i c e tnx

[@seriocomic4424]

According to all known laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly

[@hyperactiveofficial8096]

I know that people are joking about Michaels response to the killing question, but I do think its important to realize that those kinds of questions must be difficult to answer. Life in the mob is not glorious. It can be bloody and brutal and hard to come back from.

[@fark69]

It's not difficult to answer, he just doesn't want to incriminate himself. He can be tied to any number of unsolved murders involving his former crime family

[@malfunctional1930]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Michael: "And to explain that, we need to talk about parallel universes."

[@jj_volt]

Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?” Him: *RECITES THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE*

[@ricardovalentin2410]

😂😂💀💀💀

[@farhansnightmare4878]

4:35 is what you came for

[@Kailamptey]

Haha, by the time he'd finished speaking I forgot what the question was.

[@bouldass]

lmao biggest dodge of the centry

[@iamamushroom8117]

@@Kailamptey I think that was the point

[@Meleecon]

He really said “I ain’t no snitch”

[@13jae85]

@Drew Long yeah we've went over that

[@kalellmohmad1390]

Snitches end up in ditches

[@Unleashdafirebro]

@@kalellmohmad1390 why isn't tekashi69 in a ditch yet ?

[@leefelix6538]

Sorry, English is not my first language, what does it mean?

[@kaedenedens8677]

Lee Felix tattle tale

[@delvy5685]

That was the most professional and respectable way of saying, “Perhaps.”.

[@st.haborym]

The fact that he pretty much admitted to killing a dude, without openly outright stating it, shows he's clearly not proud of it. I respect that he's not just flat out denying or trying to hide it, while still trying to own up to it in a roundabout way.

[@arthurmorgan2026]

"Have you ever killed someone" "Kill is a strong word, look I reunited them with their dog that went to a farm".

[@oldarthurmorgan6319]

You're a good BOAH

[@shellyb5014]

😂😂

[@2552644]

Lmaaao

[@meekymousey]

Mister, that's a fine horse there.

[@josteinv.jordet257]

Have some goddamn faith, Arthur.

[@tundraboi2858]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Michael: Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

[@kevinmcallister8112]

LMFAO

[@ballingwithbrooklyn]

🤣🤣💀

[@kingchoppa3204]

?

[@youngglockyt2364]

@@kingchoppa3204 its from the office

[@4snnor578]

@@youngglockyt2364 no it's not

[@dangodangoytb]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Michael: Nah, they tripped on my knife, they all tripped on my knife ten time.

[@kender-]

You can tell when someone has a life experience behind them, and a real one, this man has a rough teaching about life, about change, god bless him

[@gas6580]

"have you ever killed some one" Him:let me introduce you to todays sponsor raid shadow legend

[@whereami2906]

UNDERRATED

[@simple__sigma3287]

Your pfp is cursed

[@0Takethoserisks0]

LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@omkargurme20]

Hahahha

[@estherobazee9370]

Lol

[@dsauce223]

God bless ya Michael. I always enjoy your videos sir.

[@damejelyas]

the fact he did not deny killing someone says everything

[@shawn_crabtree]

I like how this dude is done with his mafia life and talks against it, but he still won't snitch.

[@highadmiraljt5853]

Shawn Crabtree He still has honor

[@fangrowls6336]

you must take a choice. is it worth it to ruin other people lives by snitching? how much good can you do by snitching? to yourself and your family and to strangers. you value those things and others and make a decision.

[@oranlyndon4278]

He just doesn't want them to murder him

[@styxzayyad3854]

1) He has honor. 2) People would hunt him down if he did and I think he just wants a normal life. 3) Why would he ruin someone else's life? He still has a heart no matter the things he has done. So does almost everybody in the business.

[@John...44...]

Yeh there is no benefit to snitching now, it would only make his life worse...

[@isonguyosamuel3184]

He answered the "have you ever killed someone" like a true politician

[@mohanedabdulhakim6030]

I herby admit this comment is one of the best!

[@user-dh3kq8wp4h]

true, like during debates the question is smthn like what will u do about climate change and then the politician is like I will change this country to be more superior then ever before

[@rafaeldoespiritosanto8440]

@Jesus Christ hello Jesus

[@hxsn]

He's a mob boss.

[@hxsn]

Im just saying this bc i want to be in r/wooosh

[@info_chxn_7677]

4:36 "Never have I ever killed someone" Him: "Oh boy...I'm gonna pull one of these.." (holds the sign on it's side) also him: *places it on the table on the "i have" side..*

[@marcopineda9507]

OMG You're right

[@gloriajj]

i appreciate his honesty.

[@xenos096]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Michael: Technically yes but personally no.

[@PP-xy2vl]

Copied

[@xenos096]

@@PP-xy2vl Everyone copied the question including me but I didnt copied reply.

[@supercat82b20]

@@PP-xy2vl copied reply

[@togotogo1413]

starr gg copied is overused

[@lordtoomas]

@@PP-xy2vl Copied reply

[@jaxophone7219]

“Have you ever killed someone” Michael:Fire trucks are actually water trucks

[@Oscar-mf4od]

Lmao

[@alexcookie9620]

🤣🤣🤣i can't with these comments

[@QuasiELVIS]

I haven't heard that one before. That's pretty good.

[@aliramezani2333]

This was too good 😂😂🤣

[@MyLuckyDobie]

Lmao!

[@salmanfadilah1273]

It is amazing how he answer an inappropiate question with solid attitude

[@connr8691]

Little did anyone know he never left the mafia. He was assigned the job of taking out a buzzfeed official, so far he’s doing well.

[@george-fq9sm]

Wat

[@qrilixz5157]

wait so-

[@akanshasmith9216]

How do you know that?

[@mangojeli]

its a joke lol

[@george-fq9sm]

He is the mafia boss lol ;)

[@persuadedrope1225]

Buzzfeed: Have you ever killed anyone Michael: Don't do drugs kids

[@haseenabadshah5381]

693 likes lmao

[@zazithym3569]

Giorno be like:

[@stremstrem3632]

@@zazithym3569 i was waiting for that comment

[@shany-zi4sm]

Yes do it but actually don't

[@patsikk6655]

"sdik sgurd od t'nod"

[@adamant8941]

People poke fun at him not saying yes or no to the final question, but he basically said yes without saying it. It's clear he's being honest.

[@bhenjohnson1565]

Michael seems so genuine when he speaks, it makes him a very interesting person. It would be fun just to sit down with him over a cup o joe and just listen to his stories.

[@Kymv8382]

Anyone that doesn’t immediately say “NO” to killing someone, has killed someone. 😂 140k likes. Wow. Thank you my children. This is my pride and joy.

[@mediadon6545]

Or was an accomplice in the murder

[@bigvanvader3122]

If he said no would you have believed him?

[@moali2531]

No it don't

[@edsharp2676]

I reckon he may have put someone into a state that may have led to their death

[@tunaburn2330]

He was a soldier in the columbo crime family. one of their rules is before you can be made you must perform a hit. So just by the fact of his ranking he has killed someone.

[@xxfirexx2970]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Him : *The brain is the only organ that named itself*

[@Retaliatixn]

Wow. This makes me question my whole existence.

[@Abd.Allaah]

This makes my brain wondering about my brain.

[@soundsoftheheart3164]

OMG now you've got me thinking!! 😂😂😂

[@leskopeter593]

Hol' up Yo, Yo, Yo, That's insane, I never thought or heard that before...

[@leskopeter593]

I don't know why but this is satisfying!

[@jacksonspitsfax4526]

This man is actually really inspirational and cool

[@thatonedude5031]

BuzzFeed: "have you ever killed someone?" Michael: "this question is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"

[@nukechay4795]

This is the best one🤣🤣

[@fancyfangcrossing2781]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 𝗲 𝘃 𝗲 𝗿 𝘆 𝗼 𝗻 𝗲 𝗶 𝘀 𝘀 𝗽 𝗼 𝗻 𝘀 𝗼 𝗿 𝗲 𝗱 𝗯 𝘆 𝗿 𝗮 𝗶 𝗱

[@c.j.a5524]

@Fred bear *blursed

[@c.j.a5524]

Lol, The device that you're using to send this comment is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

[@Mr_cookies-wb6xl]

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[@yamatosucks]

Can we just relax and focus on the fact that this dude is almost 70 and looks like he didn't age since he hit 35

[@odorivia8846]

It's because of his victims' blood

[@anzelatte6993]

Looks like 47 tho

[@anzelatte6993]

@@odorivia8846 that's dark 😂

[@NotWithThatAttitude]

Da fuc He looks soo young tho

[@Rapha187]

Nah not 35 lmao. He still looks younger than he is though like late 50s or 60

[@HoundTor]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Michael: “and now over to our sponsor, raid shadow legends!”

[@2696ize]

I appreciate this mans honesty !

[@Ram-yx2fo]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Him: "sorry I don't speak chinese"

[@kirstypass1162]

???? From my engineer

[@Depressed_until_dead]

Good 1

[@bluked9600]

1k like-

[@slowedones5147]

I’m

[@_rtx_]

😮

[@bigmuffin05]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Michael: The opposite of firefly is waterfall ya know

[@artyartart9740]

👁👄👁 how did I not know that-

[@qrtytryan4295]

Bruh I just realized

[@barney28]

megamind

[@moonking5068]

Ya know where have o heard that Naruto

[@K-ZY]

Bruhhhhhhhhh your IQ is over 9000

[@aliengrey6052]

God bless you micheal ….. from the uk.

[@kipomayne9178]

I could be overthinking this but he did indeed set down the “I have” side of the thing he was holding for the killed someone question

[@ewurugly7394]

Buzzfeed: Have you ever killed someone? Michael: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[@Fruity-sb9lg]

"...A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before hes ready to save anyone. But i believe, Aang can save the world. DUUUUN DUN DUN DUUuuuuuuN"

[@brotatooflegend2927]

Love this comment bro

[@carlbillybob5958]

@@Fruity-sb9lg *Roku voice* Previously on Avatar

[@mar234]

Give this man more likes

[@hajimehinata9]

Lol I just binge watched that show now I'm watching legend of Korra 😂

[@KyleKrueger]

BuzzFeed: “Have you ever killed someone?” Mob Boss: “Did you know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

[@joeytheecho9123]

Kyle Krueger haha 😂😂

[@joeytheecho9123]

Avery Stockwell I learned that years ago I’m a junior in high school now🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

[@yamini7937]

Avery Stockwell I learned that earlier this year

[@Maviolo.]

@@yamini7937 bruh what grade are you in😂

[@Si-kc3ou]

Kyle Krueger I first found him on Vladtv

[@pretzlknight1473]

I love how somewhat open he his about his past I love it

[@jhew8]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Micheal: “Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?”

[@mark012498]

I can't believe this man is 70... who knew the mafia had the fountain of youth with them?

[@theninth5691]

Damn is he!? He's so sexy and young looking. Wow.

[@highTideWaves]

I'd say he looks 50 or something hmm

[@dirt331nnocent]

His dad is 103... Imagine that! lol

[@fernandocarrazzoni]

@@dirt331nnocent Was. Died on February 20.

[@dirt331nnocent]

@@fernandocarrazzoni oh what, rip

[@EnragedPilgrim]

"have you ever killed someone?" *The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. Students begin at the starting line. Once the test begins, the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear the signal (beep).*

[@rpk-yk5gv]

Can't believe he's over 70. He looks unbelievable

[@beanaye5433]

“Ever killed anyone?” Michael: “This video is brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends”

[@obitoiru7325]

Reader HighGuy “forget what you know about mobile games and Inbark in this (I forgot) rpg mobile game with over +300 champions to collect as you dive into a”

[@fero5145]

THE best way to avoid a question

[@jankie3601]

This, this needs more likes.

[@fanellaraghu]

Reader HighGuy yolo

[@conrad7335]

Raid shadow legends start now for free

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?” Michael: “Did you know cats can see ultraviolet?”

[@yk2510]

AnnaElisavetta Vonnedozza 😂😂

[@dontseemypicture2049]

🌎Don't Read My Name

[@shaansingh6048]

Hey vsauce, Michael here!

[@thevarietykid686]

AnnaElisavetta Vonnedozza he never said that so I don’t get it?

[@laurens2671]

Don't see my Picture Well I made it to the end

[@drowarcher4208]

Question: Have you ever killed someone? What Michael heard: Tell me you've killed someone, without telling me you've killed someone.

[@andrescaballero7137]

Have you ever killed someone? Michael: "I cannot affirm nor deny that statement”

[@dunniaherrera9496]

Wow, your answers were excellent. 😊😍

[@brianboylan9932]

Okay. With that answer. Yes. He has killed somekne

[@aaliyahplayingroblox8669]

To be honest, This guy aged like fine wine.

[@juliekeegan6778]

I know

[@christyshowlive]

Italians seem to age well, and live long lives. His father just died at the age of 103!

[@alec6583]

He looks better now than he did when he was in jail!

[@ashleygomez9644]

@@christyshowlive sorry for ur lost

[@christyshowlive]

Ashley Gomez it’s not my loss... I’m talking about the guy’s father

[@eliasziad7864]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Him: did you know that every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa?

[@thatonenerd6223]

Together we can stop this

[@bha9468]

underrated LOL

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

Give me your money, and I'll consider thinking about this tragic issue

[@hassaanmalik6813]

Good one

[@mancube7645]

As an African I agree😒😒😒

[@chastitymelissa4130]

I like him. I respect his honesty!

[@user-ru4oc8bm5d]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Micheal: " *This Video is sponsored by RAID Shadow Legends*

[@Danno04_9]

"Have you ever put a horse's head in someone's bed?" Michael: "Wish I thought of that"

[@hermensonsantana3090]

Revolver0cel0t I lold to that

[@kayrulz9337]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Apollo-zo4vh]

@Tough As Hell 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gurgy3]

If he had thought of that, he wouldn’t have killed that school bus load of children.

[@SnobbyBird_]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Michael: “Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do!”

[@filipanimations6967]

Bruh i wanted to comment this

[@dumpmuch]

Look at me Hector

[@TheKaoticFoxi23]

Yesss someone made this comment

[@ericcdx8313]

and so do I

[@carlspeakman2758]

Literally a professional informant

[@FELLOWSMEGMAS]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Him: You can drink a drink, but you can't food a food.

[@mintywinters6721]

I know this from somewhere -

[@FELLOWSMEGMAS]

•ʙᴇᴀʀʏ~sᴄᴀʀʏᴢᴢᴢ• ya

[@jupiterrose9182]

awesome comment

[@jhonnceddarpoopguy3957]

Nice profileee nameee

[@bartlomiejdabkowski]

But you can Kill la Kill.

[@eebbe3]

“Have you ever killed someone?”. Michael: “Did you know that every single comment in this comment section is about me avoiding answering?”

[@kersenvlaai5475]

Underrated 😂😂

[@stephantemo6852]

Top comment god right here💀

[@eebbe3]

Losso :D

[@safernoreger7110]

🐐!

[@viceversa7063]

It's getting real annoying, too

[@jannomeeuwessen4886]

Legends say that he still wants to make some more things clear

[@NhungHong-if2ij]

he’s so well spoken it’s crazy

[@ki-seonpeck9069]

"Have you ever killed anyone?" Michael: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations...

[@winlike966]

Lmaoo

[@ragnarok8734]

Nice one 👌

[@abhay4147]

A mantel, passed from warrior to warrior.....

[@bowenzhou5402]

Now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king.

[@iamdribz4456]

Bowen Zhou wut

[@NingaHD]

Literally all comments: “Have you ever killed anyone?” Micheal:

[@Noquemacuh143]

Ninga HD honestly

[@unknownknife4993]

I was gonna ask if he knows a dude called giorno Giovanna

[@worthless_nico]

Michael**

[@unknownknife4993]

@Turkeyboi_123 ah shoot did I spell it wrong

[@fish9603]

Ninga HD can I just say,I love your avatar it’s mah sole

[@miralize]

"Have you ever killed someone?" Michael : " I can teach you how to cook a minute rice in 59 seconds "

[@rillo806]

His attorney is a GREAT coach. He slipped by that perfectly.

[@ursula956]

“Have you ever killed someone?” Him: *Did you know you can save 15% or more on car insurance?*

[@Storkshark]

Imagine he actually said that xD

[@elfrank333]

Its that the radio ad ? 😆

[@mattmroz2182]

@@elfrank333 Geico car insurance ad

[@elfrank333]

@@mattmroz2182 im not even american but i lisent to american radios in latin american to improbe my english so i got the reference 😄👍🏻

[@Freebase.]

@@elfrank333 good job 👍

[@dippyyy]

“Have you ever killed someone?” “Well life is hard” *”That wasn’t the question”*

[@Felyx.EllaMay]

yeah, but you know life is hard 😂

[@Angel2real_]

Not really

[@tomascech6772]

What a great actor.

[@dontreplyiprobablywontrespond]

🔌 🗣️