Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show You Should Never Be A Jerk To People

[@Pugwash34]

Our petty ex neighbour was a nightmare for hundreds of reasons. One day he paid for someone to come and re-lay his lawn. They were nice guys and did a great job. Improved drainage, levelled the ground, and sowed a high quality fine grass seed. Finally laying a net over the seeded area to stop the birds from eating the seed However he wasn’t very happy and complained throughout the job about everything they did. When the work was finished he apparently refused to pay the full amount. I was surprised to see them come back a few days later to top up a few thin patches with grass seed. I thought it was a bit strange considering how our neighbour had treated them. The following spring, some very choice swear words and a huge c###k and B###s appeared in a much darker and coarser grass

[@mamadragon2581]

That looked like liquid cow manure sprayed all over that van. I just about died laughing at that because I know how bad that stuff stinks. There's a field about a 1/2 mile away from us and we know it every time it gets manured. There's always a rush to shut the windows when the wind shifts. Kudos to that farmer!

[@kaasmeester5903]

When farmers take revenge, they don’t screw around.

[@richard6440]

@@kaasmeester5903 did you see the video of some pikeys who squatted on a farmers field? the police would move them on, so the farmer drove his tractor and manure spread around them . some of it sprayed on them , by accident :) They left within 5 minutes.

[@judsonross6995]

Pig manure smells worse. Trust me on that. Cow manure is the latest cologne in comparison to pig crap.

[@haplessasshole9615]

@@richard6440 Didn't he have his grandson in the cab of his tractor, too? And if I recall, the farmer lowed down juuuusst a bit, so as to plaster the car (Mercedes?) more thickly. It was wonderful.

[@rommy_of_rohan]

In reference to 1:37 - when I was working at a university several students were sitting against the wall in a corridor with their legs stretched out. We were supposed to pick our way through their legs. I just tromped over them. When they yelled with pain I said, "It's a floor, not a couch," and kept going.

[@Elvyne]

You absolute legend, I should've done the same thing back in high school!

[@benjaminperez1149]

I was on Amtrak trip with a disabled son and we were very well taken care of by the attendant. In the family car was a mom and her two young teen daughters. Let’s say none had manners. We were talking about them after a train stop. The attendant said “ Yeah, I asked the girls if they were having fun on their trip and if they were traveling with their grandma.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 when we disembarked in Chicago, I tipped her $40.

[@vk2ig]

I am surprised something like this one wasn't there: In the student dorm at university, one of my friends kept having his choc chip vanilla ice cream stolen from the communal fridge. So he saved one of the plastic containers, bought a tub of vanilla ice cream, let it melt, poured it into the choc chip ice cream container, mixed in some chopped-up chocolate laxatives, and refroze it. The identities of the thieves (it turned out there was more than one) were revealed by the next morning.

[@MFK7013]

Oh that’s genius…

[@YsabetJustYsabet]

When my exhusband (now) cheated on me, filed for divorce and moved in with his mistress, I had three weeks to pack up and move out; so I packed, cleaned the house meticulously, and on the day I moved out I tossed a couple of frozen shrimp waaaaay under the water-heater in the hall closet and then poked a few tiny holes in the underside of our waterbed mattress with a needle. And left, smiling just a little.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

My Dad cheated on my Mum then walked out to be with the other woman. Mum's heart was broken. He left most of his wardrobe behind. I cut the bottom 15cm off one leg of each of his pairs of pants then tacked them back up so it wasn't immediately noticeable. Not at all the sort of thing my Mum would do. He never mentioned a thing and shortly after started showing up to the house to collect his stuff in all new pants. I was a very, VERY angry teenager... but creative. Funnily enough, he went to great lengths to win me over when I first met his new girlfriend. Complete change in his personality. Either he wanted to impress her with what a great dad he was (he actually really wasn't)... or I had managed to freak him out. Like, a LOT. Only my adult son knew this story till now😀

[@anthonyhowe3262]

The 7 minute mark; the person that taught the kid to ride a bike to get revenge on the rude daycare dad is one of the most savage, petty, mental assassination scenarios I have ever heard of and I am down with it. :)

[@mquietsch6736]

All right, I've been wondering. Why would teaching a child to ride a bike count as petty revenge? I'm a German, my children learned to ride a bike at age three and go to school every day on their bikes. So I'm really wondering: What's the point here?

[@anthonyhowe3262]

@@mquietsch6736 The revenge part is the guy took that opportunity away from the father of the child. So he kinda robbed him of the experience of teaching his child how to ride a bike.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@@anthonyhowe3262 lol, I still have ptsd from my dad teaching me to ride a bike. The guy may have done him a favor

[@vk2ig]

@@lazyhomebody1356 Yep, I hear you. In some family environments it's more enjoyable for the kid if a trusted non-parent teaches them skills such as riding a bike, swimming, driving a car, etc. The best thing for the kid in such situations is not to mention to their parents how Mr or Mrs Other-Person taught them these skills, as it may arouse feelings of resentment (due to jealousy, perceived inadequacy, etc) in non-self-aware parents.

[@csnide6702]

I thought so too.... it was the one I thought " that guy is onto something"......

[@chasidahL]

Just loving the revenge on Thwaites Brewery. Absolute legends 👏 👌

[@katbar6066]

Loved the Brewery Sign. The English just have a way of doing things!

[@magnificentmuttley154]

😂! ! Looks like something straight out of _Are You Being Served?_ There was an episode where Captain Peacock was informed that due to losses in sales & consequent cutbacks, his department had two choices: fire a staff member or send the entire department home without pay for a month. When he decided he'd choose to fire someone, the department (Mrs Slocombe, Ms Brahms, Mr Humphries, etc) found out about it. So when the owner, Mr Grace, Mr Rumbold, & Mr Peacock went down the elevator, supposedly to announce "changes to be made to the men's & women's department," they were deliberately trapped in the elevator overnight & forced to sleep there

[@michelleresistance]

Also... Trotters Independent Traders

[@chasidahL]

Yes, we certainly do- it's called payback time! 👌

[@haplessasshole9615]

@@michelleresistance Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana had some great official gear in the 70s -- a big, bright red word *BALL* superimposed on a deeper red letter *U.* Oddly, their online stores no longer carry them. Dang, the 70s were fun. Pre-Reaganomics, and all, y'know?

[@beverlycarswell5291]

Love the one with the google Chrome pointers!

[@GeckoHiker]

I was the office manager of an HMO in the 80s. The nursing staff was beyond fed up that their lunches were being stolen from the common fridge so one day they all spiked their lunches with laxatives and waited. We caught the dirty bugger and I fired her. Not sorry! Do not ever steal food because you don't know what is in it. Make your own dammed lunch.

[@HayTatsuko]

3:01 i can't breathe... laughing too hard... the creativity in that is off the chain

[@tracydorsey1675]

My Mom knows how ridiculous I am but nobody else does. I was in an argument with a coworker but I was not upset but I did get pissed off. I stopped arguing but they decided to keep talking like a jerk and they left the office. I looked around and got the invisible tape with an evil smile. I taped her arms of her glasses together. Then I taped the glasses to the desk. The folder on the desk, yup taped that closed and then of course taped it to the desk. I even taped her phone handle to the holder. She came in the office I called her from my cell. I laughed so long and hard. I thought I hurt myself. As soon as she figured it was over.....IT WASN'T.

[@AndysAppleFarm-aaf]

1:30 are people not allowed to tell someone to fix something so it doesn’t end up as future embarrassment?? How is this disrespectful to your elders?

[@philiprice7875]

My snobby SIL told me she only wanted good presents for her kids so as the oldest was into history and the youngest was into arts and crafts i bought the eldest an WW2 air raid siren and the youngest a mega craft glitter set the kids loved it

[@jeremydyck2601]

8:10 with the jelly bean theives is perfect revenge. I know from experience (the Jelly Belly game boxes) that the "naughty" beans are (cencored) disgusting.

[@icarusbinns3156]

We need to see the Queen of Petty react to this! Someone please send this to the amazing potato, Charlotte Dobre!

[@csnide6702]

Charlotte .....😍

[@lazyhomebody1356]

One of my biggest regrets is not putting laxitives in my Soon-to-be-stolen food at a house I shared with a bunch of jerks

[@magnificentmuttley154]

*@Happy Land* I just wanted to thank you for making a thumbnail from the actual video. Clickbait, even when it isnt something photoshopped & ridiculous is so obvious & widespread that its pathetic. Videos with truly good content dont need it, so why waste time looking at channels that resort to using it? That is all 💜

[@avagrego3195]

Teaching the little boy to ride a bike was cruel but...

[@hollygolightly649]

There’s no but. The punishment didn’t fit the crime. It was very cruel.

[@csnide6702]

@@hollygolightly649 hard cheese.... mess with the bull- get the horns.

[@lucyfowler8029]

I remember that brewery well. It was in my hometown. Don't remember the lights being like that. They used to have a big red star at Christmas.

[@jw4620]

These are SOOO good! Read them twice and laughed both times!

[@magnificentmuttley154]

4:54 The nerve of a thief to park that bicycle at the very same place from which he stole it- - as if to say "No worries. Youre not going to do anything, anyway!" Maybe he forgot hardware stores still sell bolt cutters?? If the complainant really did get photos of thus turkey, I hope they filed with the police

[@TheAdwatson]

1:08 That's hard to believe. Real men never ask for directions!

[@Nyx773]

If they didn't help a pregnant woman and an older woman to change a tire then they are not real men.

[@JohanWolvaardt]

5 minutes late to the gholf course, 15-45 minutes less that 2 women are stranded on the side of the road. Yes, real wouldn't have asked for directions, they would have mentioned hearing about a gholf course in the area, halfway through changing the tire.

[@missmayflower]

This was so satisfying.

[@markusb.ausu.3878]

3:46 Genau mein Humor! 😂

[@SPQRafc]

First one was great. 😃

[@ЖеняКрылов-ж5ь]

Прикольный ролик)))

[@TheVeritie]

Oooh, thank you, Happy Land! I ssooo needed this right now!

[@markusb.ausu.3878]

0:58 Try this in Germany and your wrist is broken. 😅

[@timberwolfdtproductions3890]

Very funny!

[@ArUraVd]

Many revenge is property damage, hurting, or something illegal.. But the one where dude taught riding bicycle to son.. Separate genre.. Not illegal but Xtra evil if the person is good father..

[@davidbroughall3782]

2:45 Is it normal to give your SO access to your phone?

[@laurakibben4147]

Probably when they have or are caused to have trust issues 😏 Being jealous and dealing with a jealous partner are both toxic behaviors.

[@AndysAppleFarm-aaf]

1:10 are people not allowed to ask for help anymore?

[@gf4453]

Couldn't read the one of the birthday card.

[@l.5832]

@ 2:57. The time spent to do all this....the guy was not worth the time....

[@AndysAppleFarm-aaf]

6:09 so you have no problem wasting it for the people behind that person too?

[@jasminesimon2546]

I don’t think you have to be petty to serve justice. Petty means you went above and beyond so that means the punishment did not fit the crime, but was excessive.

[@AndysAppleFarm-aaf]

0:58 bro, that was 11 years ago though, that’s too far…

[@ДашаНедова-ю9л]

Good

[@AndysAppleFarm-aaf]

7:03 that’s just sad, why would you go that far?

[@veramae4098]

I'm taking note ...

[@hruaitearalte]

Some slides run too fast

[@krissykrupski4973]

I had to pause most of them, I can’t read that fast either.

[@hruaitearalte]

@@krissykrupski4973 good to know am not alone :D

[@ericgeorgetruckgrilling]

I used to have the same problem and on my tablet there is a icon that looks like a gear. Hit that and you should see something that says playback speed and you can slow or speed it up.

[@hruaitearalte]

@@ericgeorgetruckgrilling thanks. But I normally used to peek and open the video only when i want to make comments. 😃

[@krysivory493]

...really, some of these people are jerks themselves.

[@yayatheobroma929]

Especially the one buying all the pizza the KID wants to get revenge on the mother. Poor crying kid didn’t do anything.

[@FlamingCockatiel]

I thought that about the traffic light one. Could have made someone late for an important appointment.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@yayatheobroma929 not to mention said crying kid may also be deeply embarrassed by a mum who behaves the way his apparently does...

[@jeeptrucklover72]

Was that supermarket in an underground garage?

[@thomass2125]

4:25 That dude wouldn't last 5 seconds at a Walmart.

[@richard6440]

I dried out a pack of sharpies ... i have to ask , what is a sharpie?

[@richard6440]

got it, a permanent marker pen :)

[@richard6440]

5:22 i dont think thats a bathtub :)

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Yes - a Japanese coverable one. There is often not much space in Japanese urban homes. These tubs are often also small in diameter but the depth can compensate for this.

[@HACHi00_200]

Honestly, some of these were funny but some were just plain mean...they're not any better than the other people lol

[@chubnugfunny4736]

6:09 tbh, you might have wasted the time of the ppl behind that car, also, could've resulted in an car accident

[@pozitivchik518]

Gentle duck 02 под видео:

[@valerie.skorohodova]

Pink soldier 42

[@metanboy]

Привет

[@metanboy]

Hard dolphin 86

[@ashashyan4285]

Fast part 67

[@pennywilliams9452]

C!!

[@voiceofraisin241]

Joke is on you. Those guys knew exactly where the golf course was. If you think they followed your directions, you are sadly mistaken. Nice try though.

[@phlushphish793]

I liked the one where the poster said 'Someone honked at me to leave my parking space quicker so now I have to sit here 'til one of us dies!'

[@jeeptrucklover72]

Do you believe in equality? That’s why the men didn’t help you change your flat because you ladies screamed that you don’t need a man to help you change a flat

[@heatherjones6647]

When someone needs help, a decent human being helps PERIOD, regardless of race, gender, ability, religion, or politics. You just help. Otherwise YOU are the jerk.