The Funniest Posts From The Instagram Account ‘Comment Awards’

The Funniest Posts From The Instagram Account ‘Comment Awards’
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[@KW-ro5ow]

Glasses are so unattractive. Reminded me of Frank Barone saying " and what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly" or something to that effect :-)

[@emilyrattini8462]

GEE, THANKS. It’s not like my self-esteem is particularly high as it is.

[@maddzz22]

@@emilyrattini8462 What? He wasn't attacking you in any way

[@KW-ro5ow]

@@emilyrattini8462 I wear glasses too. Nothing wrong or bad about wearing them. They're a necessity. If other people want to make you feel down about it then it's on them. Nobody's perfect. Except people that wear glasses ;)

[@emilyrattini8462]

@@maddzz22 I know. I was exaggerating. Sorry.

[@emilyrattini8462]

@@KW-ro5ow I don’t mind glasses at all, I was exaggerating

[@patriciabajcer8930]

“That Damn Squirrel!” Priceless. . .

[@Christoph8]

Scrat 😂

[@AthenaeusGreenwood]

6:32 omg - Laughed even harder when realized was _Netflix_ responding, not some random commenter

[@ifIOnlyHadABrian]

The joke cut off the reply where op says: Yeah... I know.

[@sleepysheep_4046]

I can’t stop laughing at the bar guy story. 😂

[@kittykatgirl179]

Yea it's hilarious 😂. Reminds me of a friend of mine that got banned from a neighborhood marker and it's been like 8 years and I keep trying to get her to go back in but she won't. Lol

[@creativelychandra]

I’ve seen it so many times and I just to know why???? 😂

[@soupsgord]

“That damn squirrel”!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@Christoph8]

Scrat 😂

[@LauraS1]

0:38 OMG this, so much this. I went hiking in Pinnacles National Park and some yokel with an actual boom box was walking around with it on his shoulder, turned up so loud it echoed off everything. He had no idea he was disturbing everyone else around him until someone asked him to turn it down. He did so but was surprised that other people could hear his music. We were all "dude, the deaf could hear your music". LOL He took it well but ye gods people, be aware of your surroundings, you know?

[@haplessasshole9615]

I'm a former >15-year volunteer naturalist at a local metro park favored by birders. I've had to ask people to turn down their music many, _many_ times. As with your encounter, most people seemed surprised to hear they were disturbing people and wildlife. I don't understand it. I also don't understand people who walk the trails in the woods with earbuds or (worse) noise-cancelling headphones on. Part of being in nature is hearing it and actively _listening_ to it. Mankind will never create music more gorgeous than a mockingbird at sunset.

[@jacoblape]

Thanks for putting this together.

[@vaec58]

Loved the dog participating in zoom meetings… it’s probably true!

[@tirkdiamond]

'your cold dead heart' I lost it!

[@annbrookens945]

I laughed out loud at so many of these!

[@jessilupp8832]

The betty white one : IM PROUD OF YA GRANNYYYYY

[@alicewilloughby4318]

3:24 - That's actually a good question. 5:25 - Go Betty! Go! 5:40 - Well, there are "Yo Daddy" jokes out there, but they're harder to find. 6:21 - I'd pay to see that.

[@RandomPerson2609]

There’s also this one “Yo Momma” joke “ Yo Momma so ugly, yo dad had to get a husband” “

[@ajammer7462]

That Campbell response was just 👌

[@Justneed2say]

What if 2.5 billion Christian’s boycotted Campbell’s. Cambell’s would be pulling that ad and backtracking on inclusion like bud light.

[@janineunrau9217]

​@@Justneed2sayit wouldn't make the response less true

[@charliephilip6864]

7:46 he's got a lot to learn but good for him. He's got the spirit.

[@JCHB322]

5:27 She was one of a kind! RIP Betty White. 😭

[@justarandomguyonyoutube7978]

2:20 never seen ryan Reynolds destroy somebody else life for saying such words.

[@morbius8984]

2:26 had to be the most valid and funniest statement of all time

[@estelle4389]

"That damn squirrel" 😂😂😂💯💕🇿🇦

[@saabirahsaadiq9811]

Magic Johnson has three children: two sons and a daughter. I’m pretty sure he loves them all.

[@mazeknox]

Betty White is the only deity I have faith in.

[@sarahprice659]

I didn’t know that I could like her more, but now I do.

[@bastiennietveld7128]

OMG! Does that mean we'll have to spend eternity listening to Saint Olaf stories ??? 😮😂

[@3ch1dna07]

Who would complete the holy trinity of Betty White and Dolly Parton? For me, Bernie Sanders, but I'm open to suggestions.

[@mazeknox]

@@3ch1dna07 😂

[@Eminems_woman_4_life]

That North Dakota bar story is the best story ever 😂😂

[@merlin5476]

The Christina Aguilera joke was the best.

[@maddzz22]

1:21 This is so true! It's really sad how Kinder eggs are illegal yet you could buy a GUN in many places! Why?

[@Whit-wy2ow]

They made this rule because there is plastic in the candy that is for children and they were worried children will eat it. In contrast children cannot buy guns. I'm not saying the kinder egg thing is smart. But there was some logic going on.

[@jessicataylor7174]

Under The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetics Act 1938 SEC. 402. A food shall be deemed to be adulterated- (d) If it is confectionery, and- (1) has partially or completely imbedded therein any nonnutritive object, except that this subparagraph shall not apply in the case of any nonnutritive object if, in the judgment of the Secretary as provided by regulations, such object is of practical functional value to the confectionery product and would not render the product injurious or hazardous to health; It appears to have been legislated at a time when much was sold by WEIGHT, but also it would protect from choking or contamination. Kinder Eggs were not specifically banned (the law had existed over 35 years before they existed), they are illegal because of the wording of legislation to protect the public from exploitation or physical harm.

[@numbers4685]

Children: time to buy a kinder egg! Law: * n o * you cant Adult: time to buy a gun to go shooting some people Law: ok have a nice day

[@maddzz22]

​@@jessicataylor7174 Wow, you really know your stuff😒 You say they are not banned, then proceed to tell me that they are illegal. If they are illegal, then they are banned.

[@maddzz22]

@@Whit-wy2ow Ya, I know why kinder eggs got banned. But I am certain that there have been more deaths and injuries caused because of easy access to guns than there are from plastic being in a piece of candy. In my opinion, the US should think about the serious issues at hand before they ban a simple candy.

[@bluerose3262]

2:52 “that damn squirrel” 😂🐿 that’s what all of us were thinking when we saw it!

[@sandym2502]

Nope

[@thedawneffect]

Alice: Why did you send this ..... Tom: I thought you liked me 😆

[@eleethtahgra7182]

3:35 dna can only be traced from hair's root, not the hair itself, I think. Edit; my bad, apparently dna can be extracted from rootless hair now....

[@Kayenne54]

Thank you. I thought that 12 year old made a really good point. So good, in fact, that someone donating hair should probably record/register and DNA match the hair they've donated, store those records in a bank vault and give relatives essential info just in case. But then, there's that guy who would use that to his own advantage and claim "wasn't me"...sigh.

[@joy0737]

I love the cave one lol

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

The Ryan Reynolds response is ironic (re: pineapple on pizza). The very first time I ever saw pineapple on a pizza was in his hometown of Vancouver in the early 70s. I was told by the waitress that it was the most popular thing in the Vancouver area.

[@aaronleverton4221]

Hawaiian Pizza was invented in Canada. The "Hawaiian" bit referred to the brand of pineapple (in tins!) being used. Personally, I love it (neither Canadian nor American), but I've heard plenty of non-Italian "purists" complain about it. I choose to assume they drink white wine while eating beef.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

​@@aaronleverton4221 I’ve eaten Hawaiian pizza myself and it’s good, I was just surprised that Ryan Reynolds was bashing it as he probably grew up eating it…lol…and when it comes to pairing wine with food, I’m a complete heathen: I drink only water with food🤷‍♂️

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

Hawaiian pizza is delicious! Also called Ham & pineapple. Mmmm mmmm good.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

@@Elizabeth-rq1vi it actually is…if I don’t have the heart attack special, I have ham and pineapple😎

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

@@hillbillydeluxe27 “heart attack special” 🤣🍕 they’re good!

[@theresabundy4002]

I need more videos like this!

[@omeletttehead50]

2:44 IM CRYING WHAT THE HECK LOLL 💀😭😭🤚🤚

[@christopherdean1326]

1:41. No Sean, it's called "looking like a tw*t". 7:28. Imagine if Harley Davidson made pianos, how loud would they be?

[@jessicataylor7174]

I can Harley hear it!

[@reverbscherzo7850]

I guess they’d have to call them fortes, then. Although, with Harley, perhaps fortissimos.

[@annabell90]

Bro the baked beans and hot dogs be bussin not gonna lie. Y’all should try it foe sure foe sure

[@ariadnefrolich7243]

9:17 They're right; that's the start of nearly every B sci-fi horror monster movie in existence.

[@MsCriticalthinker201]

4:08 about the taxes. Yes. The gov't does know what you owe. They could easily either send most people a bill or a refund. If your life is more complicated, then you'll need a pro. H&R Block, Turbo-Tax and the like pay a fortune to lobbyists to congress keep the tax codes complex so you have to hire tax specialists to figure it out.

[@idek7438]

If they did that people would whine the government is trying to get more money than they're owed.

[@weightlosswithjohanna]

They don't necessarily know how much you pay for expenses when you own your own business. You can write-off a lot of stuff.

[@cgmanning]

That's so crazy that you have to work out your own taxes. I'm pretty sure in the UK, we just get tax taken off automatically.

[@PunkInChains]

@@cgmanning If you're an employee on PAYE then yeah. If you're self-employed, you do your own tax return. Sometimes you can't even figure out what the question wants to know, never mind how to answer it. At one point they ask if you have been a member of a tax avoidance scheme or something like that and it's like... who's clicking yes to that?

[@amu-chan_B.7435]

8:49 : This one is soooo true ! Maybe it has always been like this, afterall. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@artemisofthemoonandhunt1486]

3:25 For anyone wondering: hair does not have DNA, the follicles (roots) do. So, the cut hair dropping out of a wig at a crime scene cannot incriminate someone through DNA testing.

[@_PJW_]

0:17 : I agree with Kim. It is male chauvinistic stereotyping. Those guys deserved a blonde daughter. 😇🤣

[@TheTrueKarin]

04:03 😂🤣Oh Good, I am so sorry for you jonah 😅

[@craigstynardt4990]

0:46 💯 kids blasting some new Rap music which is basically people handing you a list of what cars / real estate / substances / business Jets & watches they’ve invested in - like I’m their fckn financial advisor who wants to know about that stuff 😂

[@marleymontez4450]

2:17 If that don't make me love Ryan Reynolds even more 😆😆

[@TheSlz94580]

Thanks for making my Thanksgiving day 2021 @ work much brighter.

[@Kayenne54]

3:28 Actually, that's a darn good question.

[@ABauland]

Pizza Hawaii, is delicious Ryan, I agree with the rest you said!

[@MollyHJohns]

As a SE Asian yes Hawaiian Pizza is actually delicious. People living in tropical climate understand

[@thatblackkid22]

5:44 "yo mama so ugly your dad had to find a husband"

[@emmasouthwell5764]

The horror movie idea. Love it I'm not black but I'd still root for the museum.

[@gilbertarnold8666]

Pineapple has been a part of pizza topping since the 60s or 70s. WTF is with people getting all salty about it these days? I see the worst sort of grotesque food combos everywhere on the net, but people are getting twisted out of shape over PINEAPPLE as a topping on Pizza, something that was a thing even BEFORE they were BORN?

[@username-zj9id]

It's not that hard to have a $200 million business when your dad is worth a billion

[@nish9955]

4:51 unless you're in an Avengers meeting

[@vickiesmith3021]

So sad, university should be Free. Great video ❤️.

[@stormdancer0]

He's not wrong about Tom Cruise.

[@Kayenne54]

Tom Cruise's eyes remind me of that saying about "looking into the void and the void looks back at you". Mr Empty gets filled with unhealthy beings. My least favourite actor of all time. He's also so filled with rage that it makes me uncomfortable watching him in any interview.

[@AfraidMonsters]

Dang that thumbnail is true as hll

[@ABauland]

Hail Betty!!!

[@kategranville2745]

I didn’t know I could love Ryan Reynolds more

[@enakshiparua836]

2:35🤣🤣🤣

[@MsSteelphoenix]

Thoughts Of Dog is literally the most pure Twitter ever. ♥️

[@creativelychandra]

Struggle meal? I love beanie weenie and pb&j! Not together of course. beanie weenie is such comfort food to me. Warm & filling.

[@dragondancer1814]

Beanie weenies and cornbread-yum!

[@Kayenne54]

Struggle meal was beef dripping on bread. A thin scrape. Baked beans would have been a luxury. Ah the good 'ole days, yeah?

[@garymcsullea7330]

The Donald Trump one was probably true.

[@nicholashalom1632]

2:43 Oh my head I'm crying

[@francistindale9520]

Well I suppose the Kardashians had to do something after Deep Space 9 was cancelled

[@jenniferashton8950]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamessatterfield7667]

Gul Dukat would be horrified had the fire wraiths not taken him.

[@EileenHB301]

I wanted to LIKE so many of these so hard!

[@_PJW_]

4:37 : ....... minding its own business in the privacy of its own home, when cops arrive and trespass without a warrant.

[@sandym2502]

9:08 😂😍

[@rattywoof5259]

7:25 - can't really argue with that.

[@rogerandmegh5575]

I couldn’t see the comment with the ‘yo mama’ joke for the kid with 2 dads

[@LillikoiSeed]

5:26 That’s why we love her still.

[@redrocker85]

Yeah but it's a lot easier to choke on a kinder egg than a semi auto rifle.

[@idek7438]

If your child chokes on a giant yellow plastic egg it's just evolution doing its job. Survival of the smartest in this case

[@nicolab2075]

@@idek7438 You've never had a Kinder egg, I take it?

[@idek7438]

@@nicolab2075 I'm Italian so I've had plenty

[@unpetitpingouinsauvage6]

2:46 😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@anneliptak3299]

LMAO. Black history museum. So about the size of a porta john?

[@wendyschutze2818]

I think the most beautiful human of our time was young Brad Pitt…..and he has aged well. Remember Meet Joe Black? Then.

[@roxydouglas9414]

RIP Betty White

[@carloduroni5629]

1:37 It's called fashion in USA. Elsewhere it's called kitsch.

[@BrettMcclelland1]

1:33 go to europe,buy a kidner egg, eat the kindeer egg choco , use the capsule in USA

[@jacktorrance2633]

Money isn't everything. And Magic certainly didn't need any from anyone else.

[@TheFiown]

Imagine the effect on a kid with no dad to be friends with another kid with two ! It must seem unfair.

[@Kayenne54]

Life Lesson No; 1 then. Life isn't fair. Get over it.

[@charliephilip6864]

3:26 now I'm curious.

[@kareneastman9695]

Magic Johnson's son's shirt is/was a bit strange looking .What the heck??The pic of the electrician with the animals is so adorable.

[@simonfea2]

0:51 Yes.

[@TimeSurfer206]

8:30 Why? Because Waffle House Employees get fired, if they can't.

[@cdjhyoung]

They are also old, and have seen this sh*t before. Having some old, big, ugly guy looming over you instructing you to get your sh*t together frequently impacts your next action in a way that brings you around to his way of thinking. And if he can't impress you, the waitress that looks like your mother on her worst day ever dealing with you is next up.

[@tuomasmattila283]

To Ryan:pineapple belongs To pizza

[@FedUpFancy]

Yo what Wal-Mart sells semi-automatics?!?!

[@Nothanksjustlooking130]

As far as Magic goes, god gave him more than that..

[@sugarbear0502]

Lol the CNN one!

[@enakshiparua836]

4:15🤣🤣🤣

[@michula4ever]

Poor Jonah hill 😅

[@joannepazara3791]

He’s looking way better Nowadays

[@RandomPerson-sh9tu]

1:14 is that...baked beans and carrots?

[@totallynikki345]

FIRST CONGRATS :D

[@Tom-ok2rh]

For some reason I’m not quite getting the humor of the one at 2:44? I’m sure if someone points it out to me I’ll feel dumb but I still want to know😐😐

[@capybaraconlimon6754]

It only makes sense if you’ve seen the movie Ice Age, there’s the answer

[@theendofconsciousness]

A character in Ice Age movies is notorious for causing disasters, especially cracks in ice: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKDGpqefm5WWh7s (this is a short as an example because of how popular he and his antics are). It's hilariously funny when you watch the full original movie for the first time.

[@armyblinkforever7273]

2:09 They didn’t end the show my dad I watch new episodes every time we’re able too, just a new host is all same people though

[@thrashtrash3778]

I always forget what that show is called…if u see this a reply telling me would be rlly helpful! Thanks in advance.

[@missreaper0909]

how much violence is there in waffle houses? damn.

[@tardismole]

3:25 Short answer; there is no DNA in hair.

[@Bar-B.]

False, today they can extract protein-based DNA from a hair without root. It's 1:1.000000 exact...

[@mangot589]

What would make these better is if all political comments would just go away.

[@censorshipsucks9493]

1:18 is bullshit. I loved Froot Loops, and I loved PB&J. I still do.

[@auntymammalia9384]

Looks like Ryan Reynolds really, really hates country music. And heeeyyyy, Trey. 👍🏼

[@censorshipsucks9493]

3:06 you can't spend money in hell.

[@TommyBo42]

Like, that's a legit question at 3:35

[@insertnamehere5615]

I didn't get the last one lol.

[@akacchi5268]

I don't get the last one

[@latze74]

I'm not sure I get it either but I think it has something to do with the weirdness of some American laws, like, for example, at 18 you're old enough to go die for your country but you're not allowed to have a beer.

[@jenniferashton8950]

Yep, that's exactly what it is. No tattoos, beer or cigarettes at 18, but you can put your life in the government's hands or incur a debt for a good chunk of your life for an education you might not even use. And I think you can buy a car at 18 as well...certainly can get an adult driver's license, if you pass the test.

[@dragondancer1814]

@@jenniferashton8950 You can get a tattoo at 18- you just can’t buy alcohol or tobacco/nicotine products.

[@peterswanson9590]

What is a struggle meal?

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

Meals you make when you're poor that involve really cheap ingredients

[@jenniferashton8950]

They exaggerated - PBJ is not a struggle meal. That's condiment sandwiches. PBJ was for the good days.

[@M_SC]

Magic has 2 sons

[@jw4620]

Women's happiness is the only reason an older fat guy gets a date. Don't kid yourself.

[@censorshipsucks9493]

6:28 Horror movie: Ghetto baby machine with eight kids by six absentee dudes has to give up welfare, and get a job.

[@Kayenne54]

The REAL horror story: All six absentee dads are forced to look after their own kids, be fiscally and physically responsible for life their own kids' needs, and hold down full time jobs too.

[@censorshipsucks9493]

@@Kayenne54 I don't disagree. Let's put it this way; she picked losers, they picked a ho, and each knew what the other was.