Exploring @TeletubbiesFact

[@spoonSTGfan]

Top message: **creepy** Bottom message: **creepy** Middle message: " *show me them TeleTitties* "

[@stuffonmyduck8551]

Dr. Spank: a baby Dr. Spank: because he Dr. Spank: thinks this is creepy

[@spoonSTGfan]

@@stuffonmyduck8551 Dr. Spank: I Dr. Spank: am Dr. Spank: baby

[@mirmesh6695]

Dr. Spank Im your 1k

[@yangsinful]

@@stuffonmyduck8551 lol

[@rock0tysong00n3]

I cant even fathom to imagine teletitties lmao

[@carterspang5477]

Sharon’s family: thank you for surrendering. But what is that in your hand Dave? Dave: It’s my phone I’m live tweeting

[@greatpower6063]

it's my go pro!!! *gets on moped and rides away*

[@johs7961]

Gibus Cadet The Demon Congratulations, you win the internet.

[@thethirteenthdoctor1716]

Sharons family dave whats that in your hand Dave it's the senate

[@orangecolour43]

hahahaha

[@tayloranderson7547]

Sharons family : thank you for surrendering . But what is that in your hand Dave? Dave : it's my phone I'm live tweeting. For real life.

[@ghostfacegirl180]

I'm picturing Dave ready to kill one of the family members but everything is on hold so one of them can tweet at him instead of pleading for their life out loud. Life pauses for twitter, then resumes like nothing happened. Not a bad idea for a horror comedy.

[@bingobongo9353]

'show me them teletitties'

[@SilentProti]

Like that scene in the first Dead pool film

[@nicholecharo6480]

look up scream queens when one of the characters dies lmao it's basically just that

[@Fifocz]

They are obviously using ZA WARUDO

[@606brina]

Maybe it’s Dave Miller (Dsaf)

[@kamikamila]

Oh look my crazy ex husband is at my house with a gun and wants to harm me, let me just *tweet* at him to ask why

[@jamesbarmore761]

I choked on my orange juice when I saw your username, jesus christ

[@oi2374]

That's the exact thing i would do

[@bloodyneptune]

Wait, is that not normal? Oh thank god. I thought it was interesting, but not the right way to go about it. But _then_ I remembered Im old now, maybe that _is_ how people do things? Just everyone sitting together, posting FB statuses '@mom pass the potatoes" I mean it sounds stupid, but isn't everything now?

[@bradpainful]

@@bloodyneptune nobody uses Facebook lol

[@xochitln77]

l think this incident is fake or a rumor.

[@ebraunstein8212]

I laughed at the picture of the baby with "harvest is coming". That needs to be a meme if it isn't already.

[@blanket4763]

E Braunstein it’s so obscure it’s perfect

[@rub-bishb-in7486]

@@blanket4763 ikr lmao

[@gryotharian]

Most of this accounts tweets are equally perfectly ominous and hilarious

[@ryann1384]

T H E H A R V E S T

[@jacobmartinez8341]

When mom say no pizza rolls

[@sleepyy6332]

The video: *talks about a sociopath murdering his wife and family* The comment section: *SHOW ME THEM TELETITTIES*

[@gtw7550]

E

[@Kingtron5464]

E

[@basilsfakejordans]

E

[@mountainghosteverett]

E

[@jackwarren1687]

What’s with the E’s?

[@Azqalihm]

This feels like it's meant to be funny, not scary.

[@stankylad8815]

*show me them teletitties*

[@randommemerguy5070]

*i can fit a brick inside my asshole*

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

@@stankylad8815 ( • Y • )

[@user-iv4vd1rr7l]

Don’t forget “she took everything in the divorce” “I fed my children Hemorrhoid Cream and one of them is having a seizure what do I do” “eat my Fat Teletubby Ass”

[@Brandontaylor2606]

im sorry edgelord

[@alandanninwonderland5795]

teletubies: "I will slice out your veins and put them on a plate" 1.1K people: 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚

[@Theuraniumeater87]

*INDEED*

[@spearkersmart1086]

You forgot about the he is Satan part I don't think personally Satan does not have a Twitter

[@eva-naiyatorian2730]

Yep🙂

[@bolekolejnik1332]

sharon: please dave don't do this 90 people: WHEEZE

[@CallmeMoonanim]

2.3M People now

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"show me them TeleTitties" "look me in the eyes and you will see Satan himself" this has to be the most elaborate roleplay shitposting i've ever seen i'm done with this fuckign planet

[@PUNKPREDATORR]

RipleyandWeeds “sometimes i pour boiling hot water into my asshole”

[@wyldstallynsofficialnotcli1959]

*h a r v e s t i s n e a r*

[@Ariartew]

THE FLESH OF *SHARON* FUELS ME.

[@SamMito28]

666th like

[@krvonz9434]

i cant type because im laughing too haruhsudhuashdua

[@ithinkiexist5227]

TeletubbiesFacts: A person trying to make a creepy story but failing Also TeletubbiesFacts: *_Show me them TeleTitties_*

[@VampiraGuts]

@@lord_arcness 5:02

[@gays4beomgyu]

Teletitties

[@SpitefulToast]

I honestly don't think of it as creepy, it's just funny.

[@6idle4ever49]

That very moment when i lost it edit: also don't forget it has the most rt's

[@alex-tf7rl]

Also also TeletubbiesFacts: I can fit an entire brick up my ass

[@BenTheGangster]

Sharon sounds an awful lot like Karen. She didn't just cheat, she took the kids.

[@-khushlush]

Lmao that's what I thought

[@ACIDBATH09]

HIT OR MIS- oh wait. OOF

[@nazukah2861]

@@feelfreetoscreenshot1733 Projared, is that you?

[@andersmith1484]

And is antivax

[@dicecore8491]

...

[@Yodaburg]

7:55 “I ate your daughter” sounds like someone would say in roblox

[@totallynotacorporation9966]

I seen it on among us I have now took 2 gallons of unsee juice

[@aileenp.5218]

*"Online D8 or get gregnant idiot."*

[@spearkersmart1086]

You're talking about flamingos homeboy

[@sadiesstuff8280]

By someone u mean me lol

[@RazorHeartbeat]

Haha I do that.

[@sadplatinum6786]

I feel like this started out as a joke account but then became an ARG once it got traction

[@ultrachadhadal8283]

Sad Platinum that actually might have been the case

[@no-do5od]

Sad Platinum why are you sad.

[@woominator3]

jojo fans yes

[@heizze8879]

What's a ARG

[@cowdude8948]

Whats arg

[@cirrus3207]

“October is the month of the annual Teletubbies blood orgy.” Me: “Can i join”

[@doveeee]

Yeah

[@daedula7457]

Mood

[@michealahweir5330]

Nope.

[@salmoncanoe3926]

666 likes oh god no

[@hoshghk]

This was from the start such an obvious joke, im so sad people escalated and theorized so much that they actually thought he was serious and reported it.

[@Bamjoanna]

ツCappucci honstley I laughed so hard at reading the tweets

[@sohappi4690]

I do believe you but please tell me proof it’s fake so I can sleep tonight. :P Thanks.

[@hoshghk]

Another youtuber (cant remember her name atm) did videos covering everything about it, after the account was banned cuz of the mass reporting, the owner went to the shelby account and ranted and blamed her for the ending, he admited that it was all fake and also blamed everyone for taking everything so seriusly and even said he decided to go with it, he later apologised for blaming the youtuber and then he made the account private

[@sohappi4690]

ツCappucci THANK YOU SOOO MUCH EVEN THOUGH THIS ISNT THAT BIG OF A DEAL! Thanks for letting me sleep tonight. XD

[@hoshghk]

lol its you're welcome i guess ? xD

[@eatinqwassont9538]

Lmao *Sharon takes the gun Dave: Steps back and starts tweeting

[@keiko7279]

BAAAHHAA

[@blehpz]

Ikr XD I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@Cami-dc9iu]

I swear XD

[@dianneocain2429]

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" "hold up gotta tweet this" "Oh okay. Ill wait"

[@RazorHeartbeat]

IKRRR HAHAHAH

[@HauntedSidhe]

Husband: /points a gun at me/ ur gonna die... me: OMG!!!! /instantly goes on my phone and logs into my twitter app, now typing furiously with my fingers/ me: check ur twitter pls i just sent u a question

[@leec7891]

😂

[@Cami-dc9iu]

I cant stop laughing 😭

[@lostsliver8300]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@usernamethenamed]

LMAO thats good

[@tayloranderson7547]

For real life

[@alexsamarie8379]

Thats one intense roleplay

[@mremoji1012]

shoob shoob XD

[@user-gx8tx1xi6r]

r/creepyasteriks

[@dancingqueen4237]

I know right 😂

[@trash1614]

Lol

[@sweetiegirl6983]

shoob shoob i wheezed at this comment and it's hard to make me laugh good job honestly this comment is hysterical 💀🤣

[@DokkanAssets]

Starts the video: Me: "That's not ReignBot-"

[@livkristinesiruno7296]

That's Nexpo.

[@lolicon453]

Sharon briefly changed genders.

[@PreciselyScRiBBleS]

Same

[@Jenn-gj2nh]

Yes I thought I clicked the wrong video 😂😂

[@lotje06]

RyanBot

[@anabel7098]

Aaaaaaa Russian is my “mother language” I don’t know if that term exists but “Dave” if you want to tell somebody to run you can’t say бег. Because that WOULD be a noun. Yes we have an option for run to be a noun. So if you want to tell somebody to run it would look like this: беги not бег. Guess the “devil” doesn’t speak Russian. The google translator worked since you can’t modify the word “run” in English. Sooooo in the end this is proof that “Dave” used google translate.

[@Bababuy31]

hE’s cOmInG FoR YoUuUu👻👻👻🤡

[@Bababuy31]

6er👻

[@heybulldog1589]

nah you’re right, mother language or mother tongue, sometimes people switch mother out for native. my friend refers to his native language as his first language. whatever floats your boat :)

[@hhhrari]

got schooled dave

[@senatuspopulusqueromanus2082]

о, я тут не один)

[@themcnaughty736]

"Hey Dave, I'm within a matter of feet of you but I'm gonna talk to you through these tweets"

[@literallymarcus]

‘Oh my god, he’s gonna kill me!’ *pulls out phone to tweet at him*

[@chxrrybxmb8204]

Underrated lmao

[@cyper_space3859]

He was in the house but mabey to tell pepole like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONAAA DIEEE" or something

[@user-ur8hl8lr7q]

Dave was just a man deprived of teletitties for too long. That would drive any man insane. PS this is such a bad arg it almost seems like it's a parody.

[@bubbletea1985]

bruh it IS a parody. It's supposed to be similar to domino's pizza zimbabwe or something just with a darker twist

[@laurelalloro]

It's just a bad ARG that got too much attention

[@williamrichardson3447]

Connor -jpy

[@grabbadeath]

Zoe DePaul it’s just edgy and has no point to be scary

[@GoobersYT]

Teletitties

[@leahflops9425]

"mockery is unacceptable. you are now on our list. run" is by far one of the funniest things i have heard in a reignbot video, and in general

[@justarandombloke9989]

the telletubie acount isnt russian since in the dm it says "beg" which means more of going on a jog then telling someone to run Edit:I'm actually Russian

[@basilex8858]

@Mother Hen Yup, it would be "begi/беги".

[@luchko3936]

What are you doing? BIGUUU

[@katatonikbliss]

cyka

[@wishdankpods]

probably used google translate to russian. that’s probably why it translated so well, typically actually grammatically correct rising (and other languages) tend to look nonsensical when translated to english

[@tayloranderson7547]

The tellerubie account isn't Russian since in the dm it says beg which means more of going on a jog then telling someone to run your actually Russian

[@gryotharian]

I think it was a pretty normal shitposting troll account, but it posted a few edgy jokes and people took it seriously, so the guy rolled with it and made up a story to give the people what they want

[@checkeredcheese]

SrKaton so true

[@cloutelfin8323]

That’s what I think lol

[@dungww2006]

G H Yeah no need to call someone a dumbass for that, edgelord

[@Very-Uncorrect]

I think so too

[@tayloranderson7547]

For real life

[@undead923]

"Put the gun down, Sharon." I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't allow that to happen.

[@StevExMachina]

TheUndeadGamer LOL you win

[@discduderules]

TheUndeadGamer 2001 space odyssey reference?

[@yhonathanisrael9262]

South park reference

[@jared.ryan3o682]

TheUndeadGamer sunset overdrive?

[@Julian-bq9qv]

Open the pod door. OR for another reference - "Dave's not here, man/"

[@pumpedupkicks7361]

"dave": they're all dead "dave": he bled like a faucet "dave": i ate her me: ..weird flex, but ok-

[@kosta7084]

rox

[@zswitch7871]

Oh, so it wasnt a ketchup faucet. Eh, still tasted good

[@cloutelfin8323]

HAHA

[@slug8039]

😳

[@electroi.5403]

(I speak russian) What i find strange is that "бег" basucally means "a run" and "беги" means "run" so he basically said "a run" after his sentence instead of telling them to run

[@ankitalokhande7659]

lol big troll himself

[@luchko3936]

Maybe a typo,da

[@kattozilla74]

Hey maybe he's encouraging them to go take a recreational run how nice

[@oi2374]

Its a Google translate error, and "Dave" surely ain't Russian, (if this story is real , idk tbh) i can't think think of how you can murder and eat people and then just write a word wrongggggg, lmao ( Я тоже раша чувак)

[@tayloranderson7547]

You speak Russian) what I find strange is that 6er basically said a run and 6er means run so he basically said a run after his sentence instead of telling them to run for real life.

[@SunyCartoons]

I wonder how many people followed this account thinking it was a genuine Telletubbies account, not knowing it was a shitpost roleplay twitter. That must've been really weird.

[@AutumnSwift2]

I might of at one point.😂

[@_sleepyaisha_]

You follow for teletubby facts but end up watching an M. Night Shyamalan movie, but it's a bad ARG.

[@corthobelmann4375]

this is about the most absurd “stories” told on twitter. it makes no sense. like why tf the police tweeting from someone else’s twitter.

[@shupyes4542]

Show me them teletitties

[@antipiss8528]

Its a story

[@Mcnutttyyy]

Its the same person on each account

[@maggiedk]

@@antipiss8528 yeah but the fact that they didn't even make an effort to put any realism into the story really takes away from the immersion, at least for me. The fact that he was "diagnosed as a sociopath" (that's not possible, sociopathy isn't an actual condition recognized by the psychiatric community), the fact that the police not only Tweeted from her account but also used the notes app to put out a "statement," the super contrived dialogue between characters - it's just a really poorly constructed story and you can tell there wasn't much effort put into it.

[@combat_chameleon]

it's the "damn, you know what, chasing a sociopath is tiring as hell, i'm out, sorry guys" for me

[@jtdavis2393]

ok scary and all but the man literally said "Show me them TeleTitties"

[@Simplystimulating]

Understandable Have a great day huh

[@NotPollux]

Understandable Have a great day i have never related to something so much in my life

[@forgottengalaxy9371]

What the hell

[@fedyfabuh3100]

Understandable Have a great day yeah it does

[@Luna312ful]

#teletitties

[@couldcareless1862]

Dave: Sharon. Sharon: yes. Dave: S h o w m e t h o s e t e l l e t I t I e s

[@honeyypool]

Lmfao, this was when their marriage was still somewhat stable h y e u g h

[@tayloranderson7547]

For real life that is so messed up

[@dakotakade3547]

Okay, I'm sorry, but "Show me them Teletitties" had me rolling.

[@Orincaby]

it was all fun and games until... S H O W M E T H E M T E L E T I T T I E S

[@Akaris_animation]

ThAt MaDe My DaY tHaNk yOu

[@hungrykenz]

Astelsia I legit made this 666 likes Because this is C u r s e d

[@Orincaby]

@@hungrykenz thanks

[@hungrykenz]

Astelsia it’s fine I love this btw I actually nearly choked because of all of these

[@deborahkirk6892]

*I'm dYING*

[@MonsterVSAnimal2]

“I ate your daughter” idk why but this made me die of laughter 💀

[@BtsArmy-sv4xd]

I ate you

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

Same xD

[@b5904]

Leave my daughter alone you perv...🍷

[@longangrysausage3495]

Adam V. HAHAHA RIGHT?

[@carcinoPisser]

Adam V. “If you want the rest of her body, she’s in the basement freezer. If you try to find me, i’ll blow my fucking brains out.” Bro I-

[@tanner201x8]

“Karen took the kids” before it became a meme

[@nebulaepsilon]

im in your car

[@tanner201x8]

@@nebulaepsilon Ok

[@randominternetperson4215]

@@nebulaepsilon I legally can't drive but I have done before....don't ask what car tho.

[@teddingt0n]

OK, but why tweet stuff like this. Sharon: Dave, wait, before you shoot me, let me just... *tap tap tap* Dave: Sharon wtf, I just killed our children. Sharon: Shut up, I need to tweet this.

[@saintsbroyo5320]

lmao true

[@KeybladeMasterVicky]

lol

[@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245]

.....Hey sharon.. um that smart phone is a phone.... Call 911 or ,at the very least, record and run....

[@marthia8015]

Yeah, the amount of immersion breaking nonsense in this makes it way more funny then scary.

[@randomfools808]

Pretty bad writing.

[@user-dm7xe4ty1y]

quote of the year “sHoW mE tHeM tElEtItIeS”

[@patricktsai2303]

Everybody gangsta until teletubbiesfact say S H O W M E T H E M T E L L E T I T T I E S

[@xplantera]

Scary Larry is the popular youtube "Tommy Innit"s editor, didnt know he was threatened by a Teletubby

[@flint7277]

Scary Larry is actually Tommy’s Editor? I didn’t know that

[@beans9288]

me either, wow

[@ethanandjujusepulveda9393]

oh

[@ethanandjujusepulveda9393]

O K

[@blueberriesarepurple4386]

I like to imagine that he told Tommy about that

[@nicholascrevier2659]

The whole story feels like something an edgy 10-year-old would create in an attempt to be "Cool" or "Popular". Worst of all is the "19mm" glock. That would be massive.

[@zio4590]

Even better, the person wrote "19m" lol

[@dhc612]

@@zio4590 FUCKING CANNON

[@karumeg]

We're not gonna talk about "Show them teletitties"

[@oi2374]

I just want to see how long would that be, like bruh- you have slender hands to push the thing to shoot or wtf

[@bethanyvalencia1888]

Dave's real name was Bugs Bunny apparently

[@microwavetrash2501]

can't they just text message each other?

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

EasilyAmused You have to ask yourself why anyone tweets anything. So it can be seen. A husband and wife wouldn't tweet this. Especially such a personal thing. It's a story made up by someone. To be seen and enjoyed.

[@microwavetrash2501]

Mike Morris yes that's the point I was trying to get across with this comment. No one would tweet these things if it was a real situation.

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

EasilyAmused I know, i meant to also say I agree with you. My bad.

[@iWinRar]

EasilyAmused no

[@kevinlowe87ify]

It’s not real!!!! It’s fake troll bs.

[@cynicalcortex]

S h o w m e t h e m t e l e t i t t i e s

[@alcoolgol]

Bri Limits XDDD

[@redbluesandmoons7478]

*_,':)_*

[@quakeIVreal]

Bri Limits AY GOOGLE LEMME SEE SUM UHH *A N I M E T I D D I E S*

[@wyalex015]

Bri Limits S p r a y m e w i t h t u b b y c u s t a r d

[@Fruit_b4ts]

Bri Limits 69

[@pizzaparker592]

“Sharon’s blood fuels me” “Show me them Teletitties”

[@hsmile12]

Dave: *GET ON THE FRICKIN' GROUND SHARON IMMA SHOOT YOU* Sharon: Yeah hold up lemme make a tweet

[@izaiahschlosser3886]

"dave pulled a 19mm glock" dude pulled out a cannon

[@callmememedudeduh7554]

And i pulled out my noose

[@OrangeZ1987]

And I pulled out a good ol cream soda.

[@j_fitz6913]

20 mm cannons were the deck mounted manned guns on battleships and gunboats in WW2. So pretty damned close to a real cannon. The shells are over half an inch in diameter. (a 20 mm round is .787 inches in diameter)

[@Invalidar]

they say 19mm, but the text actually said 19m. That's a massive gun! I had no idea Glock was in the business of superweapons.

[@funman5876]

I pulled Russia out of my pocket

[@piccolo9365]

This is probably the riskiest creepypasta anyone could ever make and I wonder how many people have called the cops over this

[@juice713]

Joe Budden's Temper Tantrums i never thought about that

[@masonrobertstv5917]

Joe Budden's Temper Tantrums those people must be stupid. It's clear that this account is a troll one

[@piccolo9365]

Mason RobertsTV yes but regardless these people exist and will be concerned. It sucks but it just happens. You won’t get arrested for it tho

[@00TeleportedBread00]

The cop thing is confirmed fake. This is a joke account.

[@gleeblerealness]

im at 13:10 and its 10:44 pm right now, thank God this is fake I was getting quite spooked

[@coffee5812]

I found this account when i saw this tweet and a girl said "Telatubies is the worst tv show ever 😑🔫" And the telebuies facts said "it won't be when your family finds you dead in a ditch" Edit: jfndjdnkejd ik i misspelled the word jfmdhfmdjnd im not going to edit because kdndldndm

[@iwatchyoutubevideos1973]

*knitler*

[@largefecesreal]

1:24 keep pausing it

[@pablodehoyos8748]

K.T.E - “I fed my children my hemorrhoid cream and now one of them is having a seizure what do I do”

[@lennlennstudios9614]

*o h*

[@wyv_3rn]

*Oh shit-*

[@sahiralopez6146]

“Harvest is near” Two years later: *coronavirus comes*

[@notkiwibird]

Harvest is here

[@lostsliver8300]

O.o

[@soaringthrough315]

*theres 3 actually*

[@deuscaritasest7518]

Harvest is here

[@johnnoakes3325]

Not funny

[@tyson2340]

5:04 "show me them TeleTitties" I'm dying

[@dylan3071]

Smoke Cardinal t e l e t i t t i e s

[@peskyface]

A N A L

[@AzureRoxe]

Look at how many likes it has compared to everything else.

[@totallynotlilly]

*T E L E T I T T I E S*

[@GG-ed6is]

Smoke Cardinal R34

[@Hopefell]

Me on a date: *S H O W M E T H E M T E L E T I T T I E S*

[@taylorjohnson9104]

😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@syrupissoup1588]

Hol up 👁👄👁

[@Hopefell]

꧁Lilac Amador꧂ wha

[@abbersnail3146]

feels bad to laugh at this it's funny. but really it feels horrible to laugh, I just, lol. "SHOW ME THEM TELETITTIES" Lmao.

[@renrenrenrenrenbananaphone]

*O H*

[@GippyHappy]

Holes in the story that went unmentioned: -people tweeting at each other instead of texting, calling or just generally not having conversations so publicly -(what's that in your hand?) (what are you doing with that gun?) (put the gun down) things you don't tweet when there's a crazy person with a gun -police don't take over accounts -police don't "give up" on cases so easily, especially when a murderer is on the loose -the family tweets emotionlessly about their daughter being dead -no one uses punctuation. (Implying they are all written by one person) -why does Sharon's Twitter handle include the teletubby name -Sharon isn't looking very hard for her kids, even if she knows their dead, she doesn't seem all that worried considering it is mentioned by her (1) times. -she also doesn't seem to have a password considering how everyone just takes over her account. I know that no one thinks this is real but I can't believe no one else found these as dumb as I did. If ya gonna waste time on a story, make it count.

[@hungrymanmanofsteelproduct2968]

Yeah, this story was kinda obviously faked. I know it was just a web story but they could have done a better job hiding this.

[@savhannah9889]

They actually did bring up a few of those things in the video.

[@sylviona5327]

not to mention that the ACTUAL police account never said a thing about this.

[@mastamiind7260]

roleplay in a nutshell

[@jdbradford5661]

Dave pulled a glock 19mm from his back pocket and shot himself which is a pistol then it says he died from a gunshot wound

[@bethanyvalencia1888]

"Pulled out a 19mm Glock, presumably from his back pocket." Dave's real name was Bugs Bunny, apparently

[@charlieandhisantics9954]

HELP I CANT STOP READING SHARONS TWEETS IN A DAFFY DUCK VOICE

[@Coyotehaus]

This is why you don't trust 10 foot tall creature with a screen on its belly

[@Mars.95]

God this is cringey. "whats that in your hand dave?" idk go ask him or call the police instead of tweeting about it! It's like a twitter crappy pasta.

[@MrGrizzzlik]

Clearly a trolling account. "Cute children stuff" + "edgy killer tweets" = quick retweets.

[@quixote7080]

MrGrizzzlik It's still pretty funny honestly

[@James-cl4ym]

MrGrizzzlik "Eat my teletubby ass" LUL

[@terribleterri2738]

Out of every video on this channel I always return to this one because of how funny it is but because I also appreciate how Reign covers serious true crime stuff and then stupid shit like this. Love ya Reign.

[@colinchildress1251]

"Harvest is coming" Had me laughing more than it should have.

[@taylorlucas2986]

Colin Childress harvest has came brother

[@floobee1255]

Reminds me of the veggietales facts account "slap my big vegetable ass"

[@floobee1255]

Sharkcaster wood show me them teletitties

[@sweetheartsmisery]

Mr.Snackmix skin

[@ShelbyTv]

Mr.Snackmix lol

[@genericsaltykid7819]

connected?

[@floobee1255]

Probably not, the veggietales account was made in 2014

[@VinnyI6420]

Tooo many plot holes and shit. Not believable. No one would ever fucking tweet "put down the gun" in any scenario like that.

[@VinnyI6420]

Expired na there were hella reasons, i just went with one

[@ensommeille5315]

THANK YOU nothing about this is realistic

[@jesterssketchbook]

when someone draws a gun on you, the most effective response is to pick up ur phone and tweet "dont shoot me".......... :I

[@iWinRar]

Night Pasta if someone is drawing a gun on me I must have been passed out because that's the only acceptable time to draw one someone

[@VinnyI6420]

I literally have no clue what you mean

[@royyy390]

* Me listening to this * * My brain trying to imagine what happend: *DAVE IS TINKY WINKY-*

[@katsukibakugo7101]

XP3_Z Jesus christ dude-

[@royyy390]

@XP3_Z That's a little rude but you have my permission to dislikes and hate me

[@anythingshouldhappen]

XxAshleyxX XxGachaxX wow, that’s cool. ive never seen a Gacha accept hate like that, my god. cheers to you!

[@lostsliver8300]

TINKY WINKY!!!

[@zahymarzee8579]

@@royyy390 Ah , as i seen , the XP3_Z dude whatever the heck his freaking name is deleted his comment , would you mind telling me what he said? Im very confused.

[@doosca7479]

1:12 *T H R O B B I N G D I C K*

[@thatonechromosomeulost678]

XD

[@gghostified]

sometimes i pour boiling water inside my asshole

[@persephonepomegranate9652]

puffie wuffie ohHOHO, that's hawt, that's hawt

[@thatonechromosomeulost678]

Show me them teletitties

[@aprilflovesbts8284]

nice profile pic the

[@user-hp7sk5cf8z]

Am I the only one who found this account hilarious?!

[@calebrobinson3144]

show me dem teletitties

[@icarus9340]

"sometimes I like to pour boiling water in my asshole"

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

Yes

[@rub-bishb-in7486]

@@icarus9340 '' same''

[@gryotharian]

No, it is hilarious and I don’t think it was ever supposed to be creepy, it’s a bit of a weird one for this channel to cover

[@agnusdei6035]

That “official statement” reads like the epilogue of a creepypasta an edgy middle schooler wrote.

[@jazzymcclazzy4216]

I love how chaos is unfolding whilst he was still managing a twitter account

[@Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin]

"19mm glock" I want one, my wrists would likely cease to exist after a single shot but I still want one.

[@Smashed_Hitler]

Your wrists would vanish immediately if you use a .45 or .50 Magnum, they would hurt and be sore for days for just picking it up and loading it

[@Smashed_Hitler]

But yes I understand the joke, just wanted to add on to a faster way of deleting your wrists like deleting an image in Microsoft paint

[@skullcrusade3436]

I don't think there's a Glock that uses 19mm bullets. You could either be referencing Glock 19, or a 9mm Glock.

[@Smashed_Hitler]

@I cant think of a name. Thought I helped make it obvious it was a joke, maybe some people can't read

[@skullcrusade3436]

@I cant think of a name. I'm curious, I know its a joke now lol. But, could you enlighten me on how an additional 10mm on the bullet used by a gun can collapse a person's wrist?

[@GuyNamedSean]

I was waiting for someone to make a video about this weird shit.

[@thatonedudebutwho9919]

GuyNamedSean same

[@griff1286]

Bullet Club 4 Life.

[@UkuleleVillain]

The edge is strong with this one

[@anaccountontheinternet.9348]

T E L E T I T T I E S

[@axmoylotl]

teletitties: furry edition The daddy hentai (emoji movie)

[@Milklover1131]

"isnt his real name" "legally changed in 2014" its his real name lmfao

[@mystisch3241]

Yeah he legally changed it in 2014 so it actually is his real name lol

[@moonmelons]

Yeah, they mixed up "real name" and "birth name"

[@bepisenjoyer]

Lol I'm just imagining him standing there outside of her house and then her tweeting him and him pulling out his phone to tweet back

[@Inksanity]

this is one intense roleplay

[@ll-qt4mi]

Jonathan Anthony dem tellititties

[@ajc8815]

Absolute Inksanity Shakespeare is shooketh

[@callofabyss]

Absolute Inksanity IKR

[@highadmiraljt5853]

They have to be so bored to make this. Or they're hardcore role players.

[@MOVEDjpeg]

Absolute Inksanity I’ve seen more intense. My friend sent me screenshots where she was roleplaying as a God Mugman AU. Mugman was almost raped.

[@parrot6167]

their most likely just 2 teenagers trying to play a prank, but who knows

[@saintsbroyo5320]

Obviously just one.

[@lyndaarroyo9069]

Parrot ! That's what I thought LOL.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀☺☺☺☺☺☺

[@the_frisky_doggo5136]

You can tell this is fake call the freaking police or one of the followers would and plus how would scary Larry have any relation with the teletubbie account and when they put up Shane family account it just seems fake Twitter would do something

[@the_frisky_doggo5136]

Parrot ! Also why would they be posting this out to the open

[@the_frisky_doggo5136]

Wouldn’t this be big I never heard of this until now

[@cakey6636]

Am I the only one who finds it funny that they are doing this over tweets instead of in real life or private chats?

[@hannahhonaker1128]

XxCheese CakexX yeah Just *holding a family at gun point* OH SHIT *gets on Twitter to make a tweet* Ok, now reply

[@joys1783]

I was like..who texts each other through tweet's??

[@SPFLDAngler]

Because the story has to happen, and it's one guy not multiple people.

[@another_useless]

It's fake

[@jdinsomniac7504]

fr

[@yeethittter1285]

Imagine being 8 and wanting to keep up with some trivia on your favourite show and then just read through a stupid roleplay of a murderer getting divorced and asking for those teletitties

[@gdiris4481]

This isn't an arg guys, its just shitposting.

[@Theproblemdoc]

GD Iris i was reading the comments and right as i read "arg" i heard the narrator say it

[@soupdispenser655]

Really?

[@pauljerome01]

High qaulity shitpost

[@pollol95]

T H A N K Y O U

[@illford]

It's one for smart internet people and an ARG for thick people

[@zach3212]

i know its fake and this should be terrifying but like imagine actually trying to work out your marital issues out on your teletubbies twitter account like thats really fucking funny

[@AlexTheCrayChick]

HFJJVHFHFFNJHFF TRU

[@WarioLandIV]

What a professional and adult way of solving your problems

[@vincdraws4742]

Some of Theyre tweet looks like their talking face to face :/ So its hard to say its true

[@jidinzzz]

Yeah it's obviously just a troll wanting to be famous

[@toaster9922]

yep

[@marx4538]

"бег" in russian is actually not a command to run, but "a run".

[@thatoneslimeballmax9948]

Of course marx would know that ahhaha im so funny kill me

[@Geddy135]

9:44 "pulled out a 19mm glock" He just pulled out an anti-armor pistol and blew himself up, huh?

[@rchowins]

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who noticed that.

[@ryangustin4752]

I would like this comment but it’s at 69 and I can’t fuck that up.

[@PieGrip]

the recoil would like BOOM instant knockback and arm dislocation

[@iskandarkhayonxv]

I assume it meant 9mm

[@drlerky2539]

The family's reaction to their daughter being eaten was rather tame

[@cottoncandyaddict]

DR. LERKY It's just a lil cannibalism, nothing to cry about.

[@eschatonthemustafa7041]

Dave died by a self inflicted gun shot "checks vedio length"

[@sami-vh4bp]

"Show me them TeleTitties" HA

[@GM_Wannabe]

Bigg show me them teletitties

[@thegamerartist1813]

Bigg (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@blob3106]

This was a good and long lasting joke. Probably one of the best yet..

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

JOKE GONE WRONG (FAMILY DIED) (BATHED IN THEIR BLOOD)

[@dankmemes7706]

+Sauce Uchihahahahahahahaha (PRANK IN THE HOOD GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL)

[@ItsCruBruh]

Dank Memes also *SHE PUNCHED ME OMG😱😱😱

[@gaspuridfk6258]

Ironic cancer: the comment section

[@toomanysandwiches8665]

ιммα єαт уσ αѕѕ αи∂ мαкє уσυ ∂яιик уσυя σωи ѕωєαт! нαнαнαнαнαнαнαнαнαнαнαнαнαнαнαнα! тσσ fαя? σкєу тнєи ;-;

[@creeperawman4555]

*"Sometimes I pour Boiling Hot Water inside my Arsehole"* - Dave, 2014

[@mememaster6928]

*"@Scary Larry."* Me, an intellectual: _oMg gUyS iTs ScAwY lAwWy FrOm BrEaK iN!_

[@jamesbarmore761]

OmG!1!1!

[@harlensdestruction7115]

To correct them: it’s not an ARG; it’s a webseries. There is a pretty big difference and it is prevalent if you just look up the definitions. While they may seem similar, it’s just in the structure of the entire mystery, how it’s played out, and the type of narratives and storyline, sometimes even the quality of the web series. Also, side note, an ARG can also technically be a webseries, but a webseries is not usually inherently an ARG.

[@NightyMarei]

I kept wondering why people called it a arg.

[@trancebodega2739]

@@NightyMarei people call everything an ARG, even when there are no game elements. kinda like how people call everything memes when they often mean "joke" or "humorous interaction"

[@La_br00tal_mija]

Nobody cares

[@eradict]

@@trancebodega2739 replace "memes" with "satire"

[@nika.576]

@@La_br00tal_mija fr lool as if its ever that deep

[@poob2372]

The only flaw is why would someone telling someone else to put the gun down do it over Twitter? And how would they know?

[@jrwhitehurst23]

J Quinlan Donnelly-Silverman That’s probably because it is *F A K E*

[@ladyarmourlapras]

Sweet Memes Are Made of These Who am I to disagree?

[@user-iq3xc5gc1f]

That's the only flaw? Really? That's the only flaw you found in this schlock?

[@alex-tf7rl]

No one: The comments: *T e l e T i t t i e s*

[@roger012194]

This whole thing was comedy gold. Couldn’t stop laughing at the absurd back and forth tweets

[@ironox9462]

5:17 "October is the month for The Teletubbies annual blood orgy" oh god

[@al145]

Yeah, honestly who's gonna fire off a tweet at the guy who's about to murder you, as he's about to murder you? Damn kids and they phones, they always on them damn phones...

[@insertunfunnyusernamehere1751]

al145 Yeeeeah, let's just go with the Amish...

[@MatthewPatteson-c8u]

Do you know what an arg is?

[@insertunfunnyusernamehere1751]

Insert edgy joke here an arg?

[@leninchan7295]

al145 this is why I prefer anime babes

[@Loland_The_Cracked_Silence]

al145 Nyah Nyah Nyah

[@randomfools808]

Some people have way too much time on their hands. Anyone who didn't call gigantic BS as soon as the police took over the account and didn't post from their own....well I don't know what to tell you.

[@creationzikaz4836]

hahahaha, yeah. Pretty generic bad writing too. Mediocrity itself. The fact that this story got any traction at all makes me worried for the human collective.

[@meghnalekshman4137]

I called Gigantic BS by the time they started talking about their divorce on Twitter on a Teletubbies account.

[@VitorMiguell]

or "put the gun down Dave" I'm sorry, do you talk trough tweets? people are fucking stupid if they believe this.

[@jayman1010]

Does someone know if the actual police ever pressed charges (because its illegal to pose as police)?

[@yoyochex9300]

Its a ARG (alternate reality game), so its not susposed to seen as real. Its just a story.

[@flamingbunnyrabbits]

I remember following this when the accounts were active. Yeah it was pretty obvious in hindsight that this was all fake, but in the moment it was harder to discern. I remember a theory going around at the time that Dave was just roleplaying with himself at a certain point after killing Sharon and getting her phone. Anyway, fun trip down memory lane. I miss creepy twitter.

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

"19mm Glock" mang now that's a hand cannon

[@bonkazonk4020]

Thats not a hand cannon, that's a somewhat portable fucking naval cannon

[@josephmiller3273]

Orbital cannon

[@kai_bittner]

That had me weak 😂

[@MercurialSammiii]

Reignbot and nightmare expo: Everyone: *teletitties*

[@Spearmph2]

Ah yes, teletubbies... my favorite act of satanism.

[@trashking471]

I laughed longer than I should when he said, "Who is Sharon?" In that monotone voice-

[@GM_Wannabe]

scary larry: *N I C E* dave: STOP MOCKING ME! IM GONNA PUT YOU ON OUR LIST SO RUN!

[@themob.]

I cant stop laughing just knowing its a teletubbies account xD

[@megaton_a]

...that's the joke. The video seemed to miss the point entirely.

[@lordTouchmeace]

I can't understand cause I'm new to the dark side.

[@Nistau]

*_Show me dem teletitties_*

[@ChillbitTheChillster]

Ok

[@FMD9K]

Show me them *t e l e t i t t i e s*

[@glamwithsammanjaresdavis5200]

: Y. :

[@thomasdionesiomicayabas87]

Yameteeeeeeeeeee

[@DimaPreo_]

The teletubbies fan fiction is getting heated.

[@ImJustLayZ]

@@DimaPreo_ zombeef has the same profile pic

[@Jyudee]

Ya know, i never expected I’d be watching this. I was just looking at Tommyinnits reply to his editor, Larry, and he quote retweeted the tellietubbies thing. Now I’m going down a rabbit hole.

[@thestereotypesquad5927]

"Dave pulled a 19 mm Glock" Ahhh nothing like a good ol' .75 caliber Glock

[@legionnaire2676]

TheStereotypeSquad fucking hand cannon lmao

[@yattasuccess9212]

Hey, no one said it wasn't able to exist xD

[@jmanuiopyt3823]

TheStereotypeSquad police wouldn't stand a chance

[@robotslayer9690]

Plot twist: Dave is secretly an anime character

[@atomicdancer]

It's actually a Glock 19m - 19 meters of cold hard steel and pure stopping power (just make sure that your target is at least 19 meters away from you, so you'll have enough room to point the gun at it)