Exploring the SCP Foundation: Bear SCPs

[@Fulgrim2]

“For those unfamiliar” Thanks for explaining that, was too embarrassed to raise my hand.

[@Prodigi50]

The dry delivery and the sarcasm is top tier.

[@IAmTraceBeats]

That also killed me 😆

[@Speed001]

I guess it has to be someone's first time encountering bears

[@888fevertime]

I thought they were strong, hairy men this entire time.

[@Astro_weeeeee]

@@888fevertimeno no that too

[@JohnCena-qe1rz]

“For those who are unfamiliar” before describing a bear really feels like future proofing this video for an ecological collapse that wipes out all bear species

[@portpebble]

The world's conditions were simply unbearable :(

[@darcydreaming6931]

@@portpebble I will solve a particular mathematical equation in your vicinity.

[@JustAnAverageGuy5731]

@@darcydreaming6931 terrorist threat 😂 *walks into a shop* i will do a mathematical equation!!

[@merikmalhads1676]

Or those from non-earth planets. Unless we take them to a new world, bears are not gonna be present

[@oksure9261]

@@JustAnAverageGuy5731 Bearrorist threat*

[@MetaSynForYourSoul]

One of my favorite sayings about bears comes from park Rangers. "There's a surprising amount of overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans."

[@wify0241]

That's why it's so difficult for them to create Bear proof containers

[@nathanguyon7620]

I feel like 1313 would be an invaluable tool for any field agents. Anomaly has you cornered and unarmed? ANGRY BEAR! Eldritch horror hungers for mortal flesh? ANGRY BEAR while you skedaddle. You're hiding undercover within a large hostile group while they are in the process of summoning some world ending monsters? WHERE DID ALL THESE ANGRY BEARS COME FROM?!

[@antitheist3206]

How are we going to stop this world ending threat? Bear^bear

[@EnriqueLaberintico]

The problem is that solving the equation mentally might cause the bear to appear inside oneself.

[@thefunnyfritz4035]

@@EnriqueLaberinticobecome the bear…

[@quicksilvertongue3248]

It'd be very hard to carry a mathematical equation into battle, without accidentally solving it in the back of your mind during a tedious stakeout preceding the crisis.

[@The_man_in_the_waIl]

@@EnriqueLaberinticoautomated bear calculator grenade. Have a device that has the equation pre-loaded, but not solved. Or a wrist-mounted bear launcher, where a derivative equation adds direction and velocity to the bear based on the location and orientation of the device.

[@SirAsdf]

I love how their solution to a mild coyote problem was to create an infinitely spawning horde of creatures that are each much harder to deal with than a pack of coyotes.

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

Don't you just hate it when you do math homework then a bear starts mauling you out of nowhere?

[@Fulgrim2]

Don’t get me started man.

[@Alexkeys141]

Honestly one of the most common experiences

[@Asianshea96]

Or when you’re just casually eating your morning oatmeal until you eventually realize there’s a bear in your oatmeal.

[@ricardohoang8452]

those bear scenes 😂

[@meinebosma]

I mean, is that really worse than math homework.

[@orchidism5063]

These types of SCPs are my absolute favourite. The ones that are just “wouldn’t it be so weird if this happened?” And not having any try-hard horror element. I love this!

[@MothmanOfficialWva]

22:47 I remember back during the foundation made SCPs video, a comment made a joke about how the entirety of the anomalous snow SCP was created just to showcase the SNOW-5 Council joke. I believe “Obearwatch Command” is of a similar caliber.

[@jordinne2201]

calibear

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Bears are my favorite animals, simultaneously the cuddliest loveable things and also tanks made of muscle that can demolish most things in its path. Add anomalous effects you get a perfect recipe for SCP’s

[@Masterhitman935]

To think humanity was so terrified of bears, that our only known root word for bear “orsa” is an alternative name for bears. As the original words was believed to call upon bears.

[@magnolia1253]

​@@Masterhitman935 the Indo-European 'bir' just means brown.

[@incarnateflame3462]

Bears stink and are rude as fuck

[@camalam_]

you haven't met any wild bears have you?

[@andrewlevin6331]

Look for the Bear SCPs, the simple Bear SCPs. Forget about your worries and your strife.

[@LetsTalkAboutPrepping]

Lmao, good one

[@Krookzior]

clever, very clever.

[@thehellionrevisited2704]

1:25 bruh 2+2=bear was always fucking wild man. Shit always made me laugh

[@project_swift]

It caught me so off guard 😅

[@thehellionrevisited2704]

@project_swift golden days of the SCP

[@timothycoupland5832]

I love that somehow the whole community decided “you know what’s hilarious? Bears.”

[@Raphe9000]

After so many SCPs that are super long and intricate stories, I'll admit that I love hearing about one that's just a math equation that equals a bear.

[@dgl0611]

Hey boss just wanna say I really like the category scps, it’s a nice change of pace! Would be great if you did some more! Great stuff as always

[@sayerslayer1854]

They are nice, great way to group them together and cover the shorter scps

[@justinsmith5870]

Not the first to do this specific collection, & there's a few more that get added or rotated in, but still a fun one.

[@infinitywulf]

"Why didn't you bring in your homework?" "It contained a bear that mauled me." 🐻

[@lightreign8021]

The bile harvesters are actually more disturbing than the bears

[@MourningNihilist]

Yeah really, I wondered about that myself

[@AB-bl9cl]

Real life infohazard

[@valentinroman4063]

I think the whales also have their bile harvested to make perfumes in the real life, its not thaaaat weird to collect weird fluids from animals

[@UGNAvalon]

Harvesting muskrat musk & beaver glands?

[@bonabuster179]

@@UGNAvalonmmm fake vanilla

[@tylerlee328]

“Grizzly Bears exist in the set of all real numbers.” is such a hilarious phrase

[@Halogodzilla12343]

The "town that got fucked by bears" will forever make me chuckle just from hearing that accent.

[@dadaoh9112]

I imagine the thought process for this return to doing SCP material: “I dunno what you people want from me! Bears? Fine! You want Bears! Here’s yer Bears!” (Wanders off muttering to himself “square root this ya filthy degenerates…”)

[@ActionQuackson]

Yeah it feels he's testing the waters for sure.

[@surprisedlobsta8543]

I mean considering he's done this with a bunch of other animals I don't think it's a testing the waters thing

[@ultra824]

SCP 1313 is probably my favorite comedic SCP

[@notanaveragedoktah8390]

"I am depressed." *Suddenly, Bears!* "This is not helpi-" *gets mauled to death*

[@supsup335]

Ah, the old asdf tomska skids. Those were the days.

[@Asianshea96]

“Oh my god, there’s a bear in my oatmeal!”

[@justinsmith5870]

🎶 Look for the bear SCPs the simple bear SCPs Forget about REDACTED or EXPUNGED 🎶

[@ThatGreyGentleman]

Highly underrated comment

[@EldritchMango]

Omg imagine you trying to split the bill and a bear bursts from under the table

[@kubakornijenko1927]

18:16 Poland Mentioned!!!!

[@jaykubisanidiot8657]

What a Grizzly fate for those poor people.. truly unbearable... When it became apparent that, abearant things were happening, the SCP foundation went in and fixed everything with their bear hands.....

[@MourningNihilist]

Amnestic distribution station= liquor store

[@darcydreaming6931]

That's all the proof I need. SCP is real. Gonna go join the Serpent's Hand

[@Lambach-Ruthven]

33:09 Manbearpig

[@Krypto137]

22:45 This ENTIRE article was made up just for the sake of this pun And I love it

[@rofflesvanwagon]

If a scp falls in the woods and no one is there to observe it, does it still create a reality shattering Anomaly?

[@darcydreaming6931]

If a SCP, it create a reality shattering anomaly.

[@rofflesvanwagon]

​@@darcydreaming6931 *"Robert, it do go down!"*

[@sebbyfergo]

Looking forward to the Twink SCPs episode

[@nepetaleijon1017]

We already have one on 106

[@dianauwu1312]

pffft

[@BlownOutSpeakers]

LOL

[@DanielSan1776]

🤨

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

That took me a moment to get

[@ivan-sin-compania5710]

I like these videos with multiple, short scp articles centered around a theme, more than the other ones dedicated to a single article.

[@glizzygoat]

That last one was some legendary comedy. "how do you feel about my two week notice"😭😭

[@HCG]

Even after all these years I still look forward to these SCP videos every week

[@non-applicable3548]

This implies that bears are a fundamental part of the laws of physics, its so dumb i love it

[@Jimbodawg]

"Jamie, pull up that SCP of the bear tearing through dimensional rifts and generally making humanity a bit uncomfortable."

[@Lunar994]

0:22 One such habitat is a gay bar.

[@Saphir7615]

Unbearlievable, another great SCP-Video. Thank you very much! The Halloween content was really cool too btw.

[@billflunkendorf]

That last one is definitely a South Park reference with the one researcher saying “i am being serious man bear is a super serious matter”

[@samsonmacri941]

Why isn't there a SCP about a polar bear that acts as a powerful magnet and can mess with navigation or what not, that could be fun.

[@Dzekin]

Well, go for it, write an article like that yourself. This does indeed sound like a cool article idea.

[@liaven_]

All these bear SCPs, it must be unbearable for the foundation.

[@TheGreatCreator101]

I was amused about the "giraffes for all of Africa" bit from the Bear Watch group, as they only live in a small portion of the continent. Heart's in the right place though, lol.

[@_AvaGlass]

"...simply considering the problem long enough to arrive at the solution has resulted in a bear's manifestation in or around the subject solving it." "...manifestation in or around the subject solving it." "...manifestation in ... the subject solving it."

[@HamisGood12]

Doodle of a bear appears in the margin of your homework lol :)

[@ashv9565]

Clearly the black bear. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[@Ashen.Elixer]

I desperately need a horror comedy about The Manbear and Agent Watts

[@TheGlenn8]

The math problem bear SCP is actually kinda a good thought experiment demonstrating that the philosophical position of Platonism and Mathematical Realism aren't true. Or it looks like that to me at least.

[@tuttosansbazuko]

The first one is peak scp, really great

[@williamsobol6190]

2875 always bothered me because there aren’t Grizzlies in Wisconsin. Any half competent bear-conjuror would know to summon smaller, less aggressive black bears.

[@DFloyd84]

Man, I just hate it when I'm doing my math homework and I accidentally solve for a bear.

[@jaredmartinez7323]

I couldnt bear missing out on this After a week, you could say ES is back loaded for bear Bear in mind, we're back in SCPs

[@julianstone1192]

Stop it I can’t bear anymore of this

[@JoaoVictor-rg5ix]

I just cant BEARlieve you made these jokes.

[@the-answer-is-42]

All these dad jokes are un-BEAR-able.

[@ottism1773]

I guess I'll just have to bear with it.

[@ProfOak-ci2cc]

I should bear-ate you all after these bad puns, but you're lucky I just had dinner.

[@aliveandwellinisrael2507]

Grizzly bear squared... what a great idea...

[@memeSSJG]

18:24 imagine you're out protesting and like all hell's breaking loose and then you look to your left and just see a bear appear right in front of you

[@leahcole8672]

Manng getting on his high horse about bear breeds wasnt on my bingo card tonight at all 😂

[@sywrexile3078]

Loved the little send off at the end about "bear representation" there #TheExploringSeries

[@Suicunefan123]

Having something SCP related to listen to is one of my bear necessities

[@DanielSan1776]

*OH BOY! IT'S 3AM!!*

[@thenomad2311]

☕️ nightowls

[@thenomad2311]

Lol the real 3am guy.🫡

[@skepticalmagos_101]

huh? its 2 PM? 🤣

[@cubescast]

Love these little compilation videos you make. Some of the newer scps tend to drag on a bit

[@LupusVirTV]

I love the compilation SCP videos. They are easier to listen to in smaller segments while I'm driving.

[@fredarooni21]

OMG Watts is SO FUCKING DONE with the whole manbear thing! It's hilarious!

[@alienpimp.]

Last story is the best

[@fishy5479]

Question: What kind of bear is best?

[@EmmaKaulke]

Math

[@ProfOak-ci2cc]

A water bear 😉

[@ProfOak-ci2cc]

Followed closely by drop bears

[@tagreatpapyrus]

oh boy! 3 AM !!

[@Nanbot]

Sometimes I wake up at 2:00am and think to myself, "If only there were a piece of media that combined my love for bears and my love for the SCP universe."

[@Surepeacooler]

Great. Now i have to worry about cognitohazardous maths bears. (Feel free to use that as an album name or username lol)

[@Carvercanver]

This is quite refreshing to see another compilation SCP video from you, there's only so much 1 hour multipart epic one can digest

[@ItsJustReaper-ys7ht]

Oh boy 3 AM! Thank god for my terrible sleep schedule. And than god for TES for filling my time with fun bear SCPs

[@shmegatron]

Everyone deserves a vacation, break in monotony etc, but man! I'm glad your back!

[@Sweet.peach21]

I love that Wojtek (polish war bear) has made several appearances in different forms of literature and i've heard the scp one several times but it is still so heartwarming

[@CiceroKCJ]

I got hooked on your content from SCP during COVID like many. I didn't know anything about 40k and didn't watch those... Until I played Space Marine 2... If you make an "Exploring the Story of Space Marine 2" and help us understanding it in context. I think your 40k stuff would blow up. I've been going back and watching 🤘♥️

[@laserlovelance]

Commenting within the first hour to say that this showed in autoplay and my first thought was that it was an old episode that I missed or forgotten about.

[@InterpolationStation]

OBear Watch command is my new favorite Scp related thing, thank you

[@jackcassidy7317]

KZbin: who’s gonna watch a video uploaded at 3 AM? Me: oh boy 3 AM!

[@kdraw21]

Watts sounds so fed up🤣🤣

[@strongwomanswanson6711]

Finally SCP again, this will be good!

[@carto4028]

Ooh i love it when you talk about a bunch of SCPs of a category.

[@xarildri1302]

omg i saw "wojtek" in something i read recently and i was wondering where i knew that word, tysm for reminding me

[@Xenronnify]

the Bear Equation makes me think of Crocker from fairly oddparents raving about how 2+2= fish

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

This is my top most relaxing lore audiobook channel

[@zabaszatana6319]

18:00 WOJTEK LET'S GOOO 🗣🗣🗣

[@infinity1281]

POLAND MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣

[@DæmonV86]

23:14 I'm super cereal, guys!

[@frankiehealey4674]

Love the observation about how funny bears are. They’re like if the wilderness had uncles

[@z_vantablack0149]

If you do another SCP list video, can you make Vehicle SCPs? I bet people would like to hear about 3899 or 973

[@lsynno]

This is giving me strong spongebob vibes. Quick draw a circle in the sand!

[@AfroChef]

2875 Was one of the first scps I came across, great nostalgia hearing about it here

[@m0nkeywrench]

Thanks so much dude I'd forgor what a bear was and I was literally shaking and crying looking at the video title screaming "WHAT IS A BEAR???" but thanks to your definition I rember now :)))

[@HeavensRipper-he4sz]

Watts should really get a stern talking too about his professionalism smh

[@umhumgum]

“Which bear is best” Love this The Office reference ❤

[@epicbro5453]

Babe wake up, a new exploring video just dropped Nah but fr I love your videos man, got me through all sorts of phases in my life

[@griffgoldsteinreference]

The math bear SCP just reminds me of fathers getting frustrated with their kids for not getting some basic math right 😅

[@brettonalwood4173]

I can bear with this video. This stuff is sweet as honey to my weary paws.

[@kenpanderz]

im bad at math, all i managed to conjure was a koala.

[@TheCaxa]

27:15 Talk Tuah

[@acetar574]

AAAHH!! BEAR! Also, at 8:14 I thought for a moment that he would say "perhaps they should try siberian tigers next" 😂.

[@brianjauch9958]

Contain them with Scranton Picnic Baskets.

[@williamnoslo1700]

Panda bear pattern screamer super computers would’ve been a good inclusion

[@crakkbone]

This is the best way to restart the SCP stuff :) thanks!❤❤❤

[@UriahNeveah]

SCP-6326 sounds like the sort of SCP movie we either need or deserve. Not sure which.

[@ghostcatcoon8175]

Lady: "I think the men in black wiped my hard drive" Watts: "Damn that's crazy"

[@The_man_in_the_waIl]

You put panda in there just to spite us, didn’t you?

[@dasfirecat]

Never solve for exponential bear.