Exploring the SCP Foundation: Bear SCPs

[@Fulgrim2]

“For those unfamiliar” Thanks for explaining that, was too embarrassed to raise my hand.

[@Prodigi50]

The dry delivery and the sarcasm is top tier.

[@IAmTraceBeats]

That also killed me 😆

[@Speed001]

I guess it has to be someone's first time encountering bears

[@888fevertime]

I thought they were strong, hairy men this entire time.

[@Astro_weeeeee]

@@888fevertimeno no that too

[@JohnCena-qe1rz]

“For those who are unfamiliar” before describing a bear really feels like future proofing this video for an ecological collapse that wipes out all bear species

[@portpebble]

The world's conditions were simply unbearable :(

[@darcydreaming6931]

@@portpebble I will solve a particular mathematical equation in your vicinity.

[@JustAnAverageGuy5731]

@@darcydreaming6931 terrorist threat 😂 *walks into a shop* i will do a mathematical equation!!

[@merikmalhads1676]

Or those from non-earth planets. Unless we take them to a new world, bears are not gonna be present

[@oksure9261]

@@JustAnAverageGuy5731 Bearrorist threat*

[@MetaSynForYourSoul]

One of my favorite sayings about bears comes from park Rangers. "There's a surprising amount of overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans."

[@wify0241]

That's why it's so difficult for them to create Bear proof containers

[@MothmanOfficialWva]

22:47 I remember back during the foundation made SCPs video, a comment made a joke about how the entirety of the anomalous snow SCP was created just to showcase the SNOW-5 Council joke. I believe “Obearwatch Command” is of a similar caliber.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Bears are my favorite animals, simultaneously the cuddliest loveable things and also tanks made of muscle that can demolish most things in its path. Add anomalous effects you get a perfect recipe for SCP’s

[@Masterhitman935]

To think humanity was so terrified of bears, that our only known root word for bear “orsa” is an alternative name for bears. As the original words was believed to call upon bears.

[@magnolia1253]

​@@Masterhitman935 the Indo-European 'bir' just means brown.

[@incarnateflame3462]

Bears stink and are rude as fuck

[@nathanguyon7620]

I feel like 1313 would be an invaluable tool for any field agents. Anomaly has you cornered and unarmed? ANGRY BEAR! Eldritch horror hungers for mortal flesh? ANGRY BEAR while you skedaddle. You're hiding undercover within a large hostile group while they are in the process of summoning some world ending monsters? WHERE DID ALL THESE ANGRY BEARS COME FROM?!

[@antitheist3206]

How are we going to stop this world ending threat? Bear^bear

[@EnriqueLaberintico]

The problem is that solving the equation mentally might cause the bear to appear inside oneself.

[@thefunnyfritz4035]

@@EnriqueLaberinticobecome the bear…

[@quicksilvertongue3248]

It'd be very hard to carry a mathematical equation into battle, without accidentally solving it in the back of your mind during a tedious stakeout preceding the crisis.

[@The_man_in_the_waIl]

@@EnriqueLaberinticoautomated bear calculator grenade. Have a device that has the equation pre-loaded, but not solved. Or a wrist-mounted bear launcher, where a derivative equation adds direction and velocity to the bear based on the location and orientation of the device.

[@thehellionrevisited2704]

1:25 bruh 2+2=bear was always fucking wild man. Shit always made me laugh

[@project_swift]

It caught me so off guard 😅

[@thehellionrevisited2704]

@project_swift golden days of the SCP

[@andrewlevin6331]

Look for the Bear SCPs, the simple Bear SCPs. Forget about your worries and your strife.

[@LetsTalkAboutPrepping]

Lmao, good one

[@dgl0611]

Hey boss just wanna say I really like the category scps, it’s a nice change of pace! Would be great if you did some more! Great stuff as always

[@sayerslayer1854]

They are nice, great way to group them together and cover the shorter scps

[@justinsmith5870]

Not the first to do this specific collection, & there's a few more that get added or rotated in, but still a fun one.

[@notanaveragedoktah8390]

"I am depressed." *Suddenly, Bears!* "This is not helpi-" *gets mauled to death*

[@supsup335]

Ah, the old asdf tomska skids. Those were the days.

[@timothycoupland5832]

I love that somehow the whole community decided “you know what’s hilarious? Bears.”

[@orchidism5063]

These types of SCPs are my absolute favourite. The ones that are just “wouldn’t it be so weird if this happened?” And not having any try-hard horror element. I love this!

[@dadaoh9112]

I imagine the thought process for this return to doing SCP material: “I dunno what you people want from me! Bears? Fine! You want Bears! Here’s yer Bears!” (Wanders off muttering to himself “square root this ya filthy degenerates…”)

[@ActionQuackson]

Yeah it feels he's testing the waters for sure.

[@surprisedlobsta8543]

I mean considering he's done this with a bunch of other animals I don't think it's a testing the waters thing

[@ultra824]

SCP 1313 is probably my favorite comedic SCP

[@lightreign8021]

The bile harvesters are actually more disturbing than the bears

[@MourningNihilist]

Yeah really, I wondered about that myself

[@AB-bl9cl]

Real life infohazard

[@valentinroman4063]

I think the whales also have their bile harvested to make perfumes in the real life, its not thaaaat weird to collect weird fluids from animals

[@UGNAvalon]

Harvesting muskrat musk & beaver glands?

[@bonabuster179]

@@UGNAvalonmmm fake vanilla

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

Don't you just hate it when you do math homework then a bear starts mauling you out of nowhere?

[@Fulgrim2]

Don’t get me started man.

[@Alexkeys141]

Honestly one of the most common experiences

[@Asianshea96]

Or when you’re just casually eating your morning oatmeal until you eventually realize there’s a bear in your oatmeal.

[@ricardohoang8452]

those bear scenes 😂

[@meinebosma]

I mean, is that really worse than math homework.

[@Halogodzilla12343]

The "town that got fucked by bears" will forever make me chuckle just from hearing that accent.

[@SirAsdf]

I love how their solution to a mild coyote problem was to create an infinitely spawning horde of creatures that are each much harder to deal with than a pack of coyotes.

[@Asianshea96]

“Oh my god, there’s a bear in my oatmeal!”

[@rofflesvanwagon]

If a scp falls in the woods and no one is there to observe it, does it still create a reality shattering Anomaly?

[@darcydreaming6931]

If a SCP, it create a reality shattering anomaly.

[@rofflesvanwagon]

​@@darcydreaming6931 *"Robert, it do go down!"*

[@HCG]

Even after all these years I still look forward to these SCP videos every week

[@infinitywulf]

"Why didn't you bring in your homework?" "It contained a bear that mauled me." 🐻

[@justinsmith5870]

🎶 Look for the bear SCPs the simple bear SCPs Forget about REDACTED or EXPUNGED 🎶

[@ThatGreyGentleman]

Highly underrated comment

[@MakroneFaun]

Unbearlievable, another great SCP-Video. Thank you very much! The Halloween content was really cool too btw.

[@EldritchMango]

Omg imagine you trying to split the bill and a bear bursts from under the table

[@glizzygoat]

That last one was some legendary comedy. "how do you feel about my two week notice"😭😭

[@Lambach-Ruthven]

33:09 Manbearpig

[@MourningNihilist]

Amnestic distribution station= liquor store

[@darcydreaming6931]

That's all the proof I need. SCP is real. Gonna go join the Serpent's Hand

[@billflunkendorf]

That last one is definitely a South Park reference with the one researcher saying “i am being serious man bear is a super serious matter”

[@sebbyfergo]

Looking forward to the Twink SCPs episode

[@nepetaleijon1017]

We already have one on 106

[@dianauwu1312]

pffft

[@BlownOutSpeakers]

LOL

[@DanielSan1776]

🤨

[@jaykubisanidiot8657]

What a Grizzly fate for those poor people.. truly unbearable... When it became apparent that, abearant things were happening, the SCP foundation went in and fixed everything with their bear hands.....

[@kubakornijenko1927]

18:16 Poland Mentioned!!!!

[@cubescast]

Love these little compilation videos you make. Some of the newer scps tend to drag on a bit

[@jaredmartinez7323]

I couldnt bear missing out on this After a week, you could say ES is back loaded for bear Bear in mind, we're back in SCPs

[@julianstone1192]

Stop it I can’t bear anymore of this

[@JoaoVictor-rg5ix]

I just cant BEARlieve you made these jokes.

[@the-answer-is-42]

All these dad jokes are un-BEAR-able.

[@ottism1773]

I guess I'll just have to bear with it.

[@non-applicable3548]

This implies that bears are a fundamental part of the laws of physics, its so dumb i love it

[@Suicunefan123]

Having something SCP related to listen to is one of my bear necessities

[@LupusVirTV]

I love the compilation SCP videos. They are easier to listen to in smaller segments while I'm driving.

[@Jimbodawg]

"Jamie, pull up that SCP of the bear tearing through dimensional rifts and generally making humanity a bit uncomfortable."

[@fredarooni21]

OMG Watts is SO FUCKING DONE with the whole manbear thing! It's hilarious!

[@liaven_]

All these bear SCPs, it must be unbearable for the foundation.

[@aliveandwellinisrael2507]

Grizzly bear squared... what a great idea...

[@Krypto137]

22:45 This ENTIRE article was made up just for the sake of this pun And I love it

[@TheGreatCreator101]

I was amused about the "giraffes for all of Africa" bit from the Bear Watch group, as they only live in a small portion of the continent. Heart's in the right place though, lol.

[@tylerlee328]

“Grizzly Bears exist in the set of all real numbers.” is such a hilarious phrase

[@leahcole8672]

Manng getting on his high horse about bear breeds wasnt on my bingo card tonight at all 😂

[@tuttosansbazuko]

The first one is peak scp, really great

[@samsonmacri941]

Why isn't there a SCP about a polar bear that acts as a powerful magnet and can mess with navigation or what not, that could be fun.

[@Dzekin]

Well, go for it, write an article like that yourself. This does indeed sound like a cool article idea.

[@z_vantablack0149]

If you do another SCP list video, can you make Vehicle SCPs? I bet people would like to hear about 3899 or 973

[@CiceroKCJ]

I got hooked on your content from SCP during COVID like many. I didn't know anything about 40k and didn't watch those... Until I played Space Marine 2... If you make an "Exploring the Story of Space Marine 2" and help us understanding it in context. I think your 40k stuff would blow up. I've been going back and watching 🤘♥️

[@DFloyd84]

Man, I just hate it when I'm doing my math homework and I accidentally solve for a bear.

[@memeSSJG]

18:24 imagine you're out protesting and like all hell's breaking loose and then you look to your left and just see a bear appear right in front of you

[@Lunar994]

0:22 One such habitat is a gay bar.

[@Surepeacooler]

Great. Now i have to worry about cognitohazardous maths bears. (Feel free to use that as an album name or username lol)

[@xarildri1302]

omg i saw "wojtek" in something i read recently and i was wondering where i knew that word, tysm for reminding me

[@Xenronnify]

the Bear Equation makes me think of Crocker from fairly oddparents raving about how 2+2= fish

[@ivan-sin-compania5710]

I like these videos with multiple, short scp articles centered around a theme, more than the other ones dedicated to a single article.

[@tagreatpapyrus]

oh boy! 3 AM !!

[@TheGlenn8]

The math problem bear SCP is actually kinda a good thought experiment demonstrating that the philosophical position of Platonism and Mathematical Realism aren't true. Or it looks like that to me at least.

[@williamsobol6190]

2875 always bothered me because there aren’t Grizzlies in Wisconsin. Any half competent bear-conjuror would know to summon smaller, less aggressive black bears.

[@InterpolationStation]

OBear Watch command is my new favorite Scp related thing, thank you

[@frankiehealey4674]

Love the observation about how funny bears are. They’re like if the wilderness had uncles

[@sywrexile3078]

Loved the little send off at the end about "bear representation" there #TheExploringSeries

[@carto4028]

Ooh i love it when you talk about a bunch of SCPs of a category.

[@kdraw21]

Watts sounds so fed up🤣🤣

[@Nanbot]

Sometimes I wake up at 2:00am and think to myself, "If only there were a piece of media that combined my love for bears and my love for the SCP universe."

[@Carvercanver]

This is quite refreshing to see another compilation SCP video from you, there's only so much 1 hour multipart epic one can digest

[@fishy5479]

Question: What kind of bear is best?

[@EmmaKaulke]

Math

[@strongwomanswanson6711]

Finally SCP again, this will be good!

[@shmegatron]

Everyone deserves a vacation, break in monotony etc, but man! I'm glad your back!

[@ashv9565]

Clearly the black bear. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[@jackcassidy7317]

KZbin: who’s gonna watch a video uploaded at 3 AM? Me: oh boy 3 AM!

[@DanielSan1776]

*OH BOY! IT'S 3AM!!*

[@thenomad2311]

☕️ nightowls

[@thenomad2311]

Lol the real 3am guy.🫡

[@skepticalmagos_101]

huh? its 2 PM? 🤣

[@AfroChef]

2875 Was one of the first scps I came across, great nostalgia hearing about it here

[@ItsJustReaper-ys7ht]

Oh boy 3 AM! Thank god for my terrible sleep schedule. And than god for TES for filling my time with fun bear SCPs

[@Ashen.Elixer]

I desperately need a horror comedy about The Manbear and Agent Watts

[@lsynno]

This is giving me strong spongebob vibes. Quick draw a circle in the sand!

[@brianjauch9958]

Contain them with Scranton Picnic Baskets.

[@brettonalwood4173]

I can bear with this video. This stuff is sweet as honey to my weary paws.

[@laserlovelance]

Commenting within the first hour to say that this showed in autoplay and my first thought was that it was an old episode that I missed or forgotten about.

[@m0nkeywrench]

Thanks so much dude I'd forgor what a bear was and I was literally shaking and crying looking at the video title screaming "WHAT IS A BEAR???" but thanks to your definition I rember now :)))

[@griffgoldsteinreference]

The math bear SCP just reminds me of fathers getting frustrated with their kids for not getting some basic math right 😅

[@_AvaGlass]

"...simply considering the problem long enough to arrive at the solution has resulted in a bear's manifestation in or around the subject solving it." "...manifestation in or around the subject solving it." "...manifestation in ... the subject solving it."

[@HamisGood12]

Doodle of a bear appears in the margin of your homework lol :)

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

This is my top most relaxing lore audiobook channel

[@williamnoslo1700]

Panda bear pattern screamer super computers would’ve been a good inclusion

[@hyperion3256]

I have always wanted to know what the square root of a grizzly bear is. Now i know.

[@trickster3696]

2875 sounds like a classic case of someone messing with magic and quickly finds themselves in over their head.

[@HeavensRipper-he4sz]

Watts should really get a stern talking too about his professionalism smh

[@umhumgum]

“Which bear is best” Love this The Office reference ❤

[@Loreweavver]

The tool used to apply mathematics to a physical object is called a "force multiplier" By multiplying the force, we subtract the bear.

[@crakkbone]

This is the best way to restart the SCP stuff :) thanks!❤❤❤

[@UriahNeveah]

SCP-6326 sounds like the sort of SCP movie we either need or deserve. Not sure which.

[@JackgarPrime]

"Exponential grizzly bears" would be a hell of a weapon.

[@acetar574]

AAAHH!! BEAR! Also, at 8:14 I thought for a moment that he would say "perhaps they should try siberian tigers next" 😂.

[@TomesTheAmazing]

Hope the Foundation sees the value in Abigail once she gets older. A field agent with a magic bear as her body guard would certainly be useful as hell. Pretty the only way I see her getting some freedom without being amnesthetized and forgetting Bear Grandpa.

[@abydosianchulac2]

That one interviewee clearly hasn't been to the town gift shop or they'd have their answer.

[@Kerorofan1990]

I hope I'm not the only who kept saying "pig" every time he said Manbear.

[@bobrys12345]

Didnt expect Wojtek in scp video.

[@zabaszatana6319]

18:00 WOJTEK LET'S GOOO 🗣🗣🗣

[@infinity1281]

POLAND MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣

[@danterodriguez03]

Man-bear my beloved! I love scps that are jokes but also serious, idk how to explain it

[@BostonBilly]

And even the panda bear... Lol u cray bro lool. ❤❤😂still SCP bears awesome 😎