Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site 13?

[@LucasDimoveo]

The MTF and SCP staff are playing Resident Evil, while Tau-5 are playing Bloodborne.

[@funkmantim2661]

and Dr.Bright is playing The Sims.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Tau-5 are playing DOOM

[@eagleeyeliz3417]

@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged RIP AND TEAR THROUGH THOSE FUCKEN SLIMEBAGS

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Meanwhile, I play sims with bright. Or do bright-inspired pranks.

[@paradoxical_human5246]

Like they went straight from some plebby mtf teams to tau 5 like damn that’s a bit of an extreme change

[@enthiegavoir5955]

"This team, MTF Z9, called "Mole-Rats" were specifically experienced in getting killed off by dangerous anomalies every mission"

[@connorbozynski1006]

Enthie Gavoir Mole Rats: what is my purpose? O5: You die in the worst ways we can possibly find for you Mole Rats: o h g o d

[@ftfxhailstorm2916]

The Mole-Rats are basically the MTF equivalent of D-Class.

[@conwaysquest6961]

Mole rats are the goodest of teams.

[@ohlite]

If MTF isn’t at the end of the report, you know they’re gonna die.

[@darthgreat5411]

i live by a abandoned building that looks exactly like site 13...

[@Emars118]

“We should warn them not to look at the walls!” “Great idea! We don’t want them to get exposed to cognitohazards!” _WRITES “DON’T LOOK AT THE WALLS” ON THE WALLS_

[@gabrielplayz3745]

How smarter could you get?

[@vaukest5888]

It's like wrighting "do not touch" I. Braile

[@ddoober]

Sexy Boy lol

[@y.matocinos8448]

You've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

[@klinitclarify]

If they’re looking at the walls, they’ll notice the warning. If they aren’t looking at the walls, nothing to worry bout.

[@aclown36]

MTF Team: *disappears in site-13* The Foundation: *sends another team* That team: *disappears* The Foundation: *SEND MORE TEAMS*

[@masterzoroark6664]

This is "Throw D-class at it until it stops"

[@bratbrataw2810]

Your "throw d-class at it until it stops" has evolved into: "throw MTF teams at it until it stops"!

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@bratbrataw2810 *MOLERATS INTERNALY SCREAMING*

[@Sternguard]

The terrible reality of being an MTF agent. They need to know what's going on and all they can do is send in more MTF until they have an idea of what is going on.

[@mlgpleb2286]

Coming up next: release scps on it until it stops

[@zyq9388]

*looks at wall* “Don’t look at the walls” ‘That sign won’t stop me, because I can’t read!’

[@bringbackgreedypulldef287]

Cataclysmic Dildoser disintegrate

[@dracoplayz2757]

Also, cause its not a sign

[@mayonnaisequeen1513]

Im jared, im 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

[@Darthvaderouge]

You don't have to read it just dont look at it

[@kziila0244]

Mayonnaise Queen You spell words pretty well for someone who doesn’t know how to read.

[@Kyl0_ben]

So a slug boy, a forest god and an archangel walk into Site 13....

[@bigjoe33]

What happens next?

[@bigjoe33]

@@vornixsbladeserpent6369 nice

[@emerald7853]

Ben Merrill and can’t walk the fuck out

[@jackmaster3134]

Slug boy is my hero

[@nonexistantman5797]

Slug boi man is my FAVORITE HERO!

[@joaquinlanderretche]

22:58 "They are essentially cloned cyborgs made from a dead god" ... basically.

[@setojurai]

So... Doom Slayer?

[@nobodyofconsequence5945]

@@setojurai *heavy metal plays softly in the distance*

[@KOuntry_Muxcle_Kelly]

RIP n tear

[@JojonathanOliveira]

SCP has it's own army of Doom Slayers

[@thespecter6416]

@@JojonathanOliveira More like practically immortal Space Marines

[@D3LTA48]

If you think your job is useless, just remember the SCP Foundation has an "Ethics Committee".

[@Bluesit32]

Depending on what canon you go with, the Ethics Committee is actually extremely powerful. Perhaps more than the O5. They have the final say on what is and is not acceptable. If you think what IS allowed is bad, consider what proposals they must reject purely for ethical reasons.

[@alancollman1738]

Bruh

[@kimongeorgiev6125]

I still dont know Who are they?

[@if91100]

Aren't the Ethics Committee the only ones to decide what is too far for even the SCP Foundation, like if Ethics said O5 can't drink milk for whatever reason, they cant drink milk period. Not because of some grand power the Ethics has but more so when they say something you know you have to listen or become the evil the Foundation is supposed to contain.

[@ChocorocK]

@@if91100 Well there might be some 0-5's who are also a member of the Ethics Committee. There's nothing like a self checking bureaucracy when you're running an organization that can both save and damn the entire world. Sometimes at the same time.

[@fudgetop7461]

This went from scary to absolutely bad ass on a dime. Special mention to Task Force Samsara: "Immortal cyborg clones created from the flesh of a dead god." Well, if you're fighting creatures straight from your nightmares, you need the most badass task force possible.

[@wander-0014]

not to mention the fight between the two strongest scp's in containment.

[@Bluesit32]

@@wander-0014 Though it begs the question of HOW these guys sealed away the Gate Guardian of all things. Nothing could get close to it without being hit with a burst of flame from its sword. It didn't even have to move. Flames just shot out.

[@wander-0014]

My guess is they used scp 343's help . but still a reasonable inqury .

[@connorpickens7523]

Villainous Toast "Flesh of a dead god" I beg pardon? I remember the grant inquiry mentioning artifacts pulled from a desert, but I don't remember the infinite liver being part of a god.

[@piguy222]

Its time cash checks and snap necks

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Wow, survivors? What a new and novel concept for SCP.

[@vixshire3672]

Never in my life have I been so angry and 100% agree with

[@Zenden1ST]

scp kills off their employees like ants they must have sum good ass employee benefits

[@itsallgoodman69]

The employees that they kill are D class meaning they've done something awful to get there. They have to choose between helping the foundation or prison.

[@connorblanchard6657]

Ur mom lol why so tooooxxxiicc

[@itsallgoodman69]

Ur mom lol. Snob

[@ufukcangencoglu2279]

I seriously want to know the train of thought that went through Emmerson's head. "Yeah,lets throw a kid who sustains on blood into a pit of bloody sludge! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"

[@Bluesit32]

He was under the impression that fire would kill it before it could get to the bloody run off.

[@AbsurdAsparagus]

people too impatient to sort anomalies into safe or dangerous groups and instead lazily and indiscriminately shove them all into a blender, are probably too lazy to think about the dangers.

[@kannonball5789]

@@AbsurdAsparagus _cough cough_ GOC _cough cough_

[@TycoonTitian01]

Ufukcan Gencoglu, read this as that part was read

[@SageofStars]

@@kannonball5789 To be fair, they aren't always wrong in why they do what they do, and sometimes the Foundation really is in the wrong to keep the more dangerous anomalies contained rather than trying to destroy them. The comb that makes you OCD, the Typo Miror, the marching band would probably welcome death at this point, and that's not even getting into ones that could just straight destroy the world if they got out. Heck, even they have their limits, given their continued attempts to terminate 682. Of course, as the article notes, it's best to at least try to understand the thing you're trying to destroy, and why it needs to die, given the fact that for some anomalies just being alive is the least strange thing about them. This includes the psychic destroyer(I forget the SCP for it, but it's the bullet frozen in the air, they found it after GOC killed the thing, and a town's population got shrunken as a result), the chair that is now a dangerous pile of wood scraps. And that's not even getting into what the Vending Machine and Drink Machines might do if threatened. Just imagine the horrors 918 could probably pump out if it sensed itself being threatened(And yes, I think the thing is sentient)

[@okparagon]

Beginning: what happened to site 13? Middle: what the hell is going on? End: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SITE 13???

[@legenwing6115]

almost all thr scps killed were merged into that giant leech by the leech kid bending reality and having abilities of other scps merged cauding the weird stuff to happen some scps survived but changed and other newly ones were formed also site 13 was like really huge place where they transferred almost every scp they had there to and capturing scps that they couldn't capture before like gate guardian and so on

[@themysteriousretrogamer9655]

LegenWing so were every single SCP ever sent there or just a few?

[@legenwing6115]

@@themysteriousretrogamer9655 since they even got the gate Guardian and that weird deer , i believe they managed to contain every single scp that has a physical form . and perhaps killed everything they could kill already.

[@thepublicpotato3887]

Leechy boi happened

[@brianchan8]

basically weird creepy site 13 exists with terrible director that beat up scientists, scientists cause site 13 breach hell breaks loose and dimension travel happens. Then our foundation sends in a team, team 1 dies. After that they send in another team to the power core, team 2 dies. Then they send in a unmanned drone. After that they find survivors and send in another team ,which almost is dead so they send in demigods. scp 1 fights a deer and a worm and some escape with the demigods and site 13 gos to who knows where

[@joelhaggis5054]

Marvel: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history. SCP Wiki:

[@ryantrusty8933]

hold my femur breaker

[@boomboone47]

SCP Wiki: GET OWNED, BBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rydog3452]

SCP wiki: Hold my beer

[@jdvines8337]

SCP wiki: SCP-3008 The Infinita Ikea Store. We are now selling for ever an unlimited amount of unlimited supplies of The Avengers Infinity Wars. All Endgame products are sold out indefinitely!

[@gozestusky2110]

SCP Wiki: Hold my SCP 207.

[@TheXell]

>watch this video >watch a reading of the original article >come back a year later *I still have no idea What Happened to Site 13*

[@maestreiluminati87]

Site 13 had meanie director, bad choices were made, scp's riot, hand boi ties meanie director to him, task force made up of demigods go in the site and pull everyone out, archangel, magic deer and worm fight

[@dokuganryu1565]

@@maestreiluminati87 Yeah, it's not that complicated

[@Bluesit32]

You mean what happened in the end? The Site is gone. It could be anywhere, at any point in time, in any alternate reality...or simply nowhere at all. Or all of the above.

[@hopegallows1392]

Shit hit the fan, that’s what happened

[@orang3k]

@@hopegallows1392 my nigga 😂😂😭😭

[@MakooWallinen]

So, in this alternate universe, the Foundation manages the feat of getting owned and then merging with other organizations and then GETTING EVEN MORE EVIL. Thanks, SCP-1730, now the Foundation look like hippies by comparison.

[@Bluesit32]

The Foundation isn't evil. They are doing what they have to do (or what they believe they must do) to keep these entities and objects contained. "Protect" is in the name. They're protecting both the general public and the less dangerous SCPs (like that poor pile of wood that used to be a chair that would appear near anyone who needed to sit. Got put through a wood chipper and traumatized).

[@EvelynNdenial]

@@Bluesit32 theres are a lot of stuff that paints the foundation as pretty self serving and evil too ya know.

[@Bluesit32]

@@EvelynNdenial Self serving?

[@EvelynNdenial]

@@Bluesit32 the O5 using scps for immortality, being extraordinary bastards to get on the O5 and stay there. also there are a few story lines with the director/O5 past and present being responsible for most of the terrible shit out there: spiral path, ouroboros etc.

[@Bluesit32]

@@EvelynNdenial Not just the O5s. And it's for the best that they do.

[@aclown36]

If you're ever feeling dumb, remember, someone wrote *"DON'T LOOK AT THE WALLS"* on the walls

[@jowanharvey1874]

Should have written it on the floor

[@Lunk42]

To be fair the mtf is more likely to be looking up so looking at walls rather than the floor. Doesn't seem that it matters anyway once you go in deep enough.

[@samuraibeluga3749]

@@jowanharvey1874 floor is full of sludge. do you not understand that the problem is not on the walls themselves, but what is written in them? do you not understand that writing something on the wall is a better way to get someones attention than to write it on the floor? do you not understand that the warning occurs before symbols appear?

[@Levyathyn]

If I ever feeling dumb, I'm going to remember that somebody genuinely had this take away from the video.

[@verruxlunox8438]

GAHAAHA

[@NPC-nn4qe]

Guy missing his legs yet still able to stand: "Aw sweet! Hey, guys check this out!"

[@Bluesit32]

Yeah, that's pretty much how he's taking it. It's a healthy attitude to have in his line of work.

[@seantaggart7382]

its like josie the half cat

[@Ake-TL]

Sean Taggart Shon the 3/4 person

[@duo496]

That would be one hell of a story at the mess hall

[@bigchungus842]

Later in the video the Mole Rat with the missing feet says he can feel something wet and furry. I think Josie's missing half just pissed on his feet.

[@gachadumpsterfire6722]

*The Gate Guardian and the Deer show up* Me: I didn't sign up for this...

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

In fact, they sign up for that

[@konnii1]

At least we get good benefits

[@ferovenark]

@@juliane.mfarias9285 redactado foi foda

[@jacobstorey6594]

I got 500$ on gate guardian

[@gabtheeldritch2263]

@@ferovenark grande oof

[@KnightGuardFury]

"lets fill a site for god like SCP's" "you sure that a good idea?" "what could possibly go wrong!"

[@yourlocalfestivefurry354]

why didn't scott tell them how to contain scp001 so they could see the garden of edan

[@mitchnewara3229]

Knight Guard Fury Dr. R. C. Savant: “Everything”

[@truebeliever4144]

@SUB TO PEWDIEPIE BOI Nani?

[@lapeez2277]

Then let’s torture and kill them!

[@darak1455]

@@yourlocalfestivefurry354 they never asked I think

[@antecboy]

*Slugboy, Archangel and Deer God enter the scene Molerat Team Leader: "We're gonna need a bigger reality anchor..."

[@mdruffel]

They need Dr.Clef

[@ashurad_fox5991]

uh… who would say it to him?

[@raidenlatiker6322]

Man just put 3812 in there i wanna know what happens

[@damianreeves6013]

@@raidenlatiker6322 3812 would beat them all easily.

[@GhostonGuitar]

The SCP foundation would make for a great tv series

[@realnito6422]

Reiner Braun that would be amazing

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Fack, I'd have it be animated, and exist as a Online series. The authors of each episode would tell the writers on how they envisioned the story to play out, and we'd adapt it based on that. Dr. Bright would be the less-depressed, more crazy Rick Sanchez. He would spend his time blowing shit up, drawing SCP R34, and convincing people he finds attractive to kill him, in order to inherit their body. Oh, and of course, comedy would still take a second stage to atmosphere and dread, it's necessary! Who do you think would make a good Morty counterpart?

[@bartholomewofthebotflies5960]

Lord Bung's Confinement is based off of the SCP universe

[@donnabrahamworsley5857]

Yes and it also be about showing scps and stuff! And in the end the ultimate scp secret be revealed

[@nono9543]

That would be amazing but you'd have to get passionate directors, producers, and a good budget. Sadly that's very hard to come by, and in that combination as well.

[@terribleskullanimates1439]

*no ads on a 40 minute video.* Carefully, he's a hero.

[@temchak]

Just caught one

[@Vacant0r]

There’s 3

[@boomboone47]

I got 1 and that’s the one at the beginning which on some vids you can’t control sometimes.

[@datboi-ub9pe]

i get one at the exact end of all their vids

[@Sereze001]

You just had to say it didn't you?

[@pronghornsavagesi]

"What happened to Site-13?" A lot.

[@masterzoroark6664]

"SHIT HIT THE FAN THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!!!"

[@A6by]

What *didn't* happen to Site 13?

[@markthebikethief1248]

@@A6by well i didn’t lose my virginity at site 13 so that didn’t happen

[@haxavage156]

“What happened to Site-13” y e s

[@patriot17764th]

slightly...

[@miffedmeff7302]

The phantom leg dude could be related to SCP-529, a cat that does not have the lower half of its body. This is supported by how he felt something furry brush past him, indicating that the void currently contains both his leg and the cat's lower half.

[@miffedmeff7302]

Heh stupid cat.

[@Bluesit32]

Oh ho...I hadn't thought of that. It makes sense. Just...why is it wet?

[@b.b.2285]

TheBlues32 Cat had a bath

[@brokenelite1176]

it's probably wet because of the constant blood orgy bath it had with every scp imaginable

[@1nkyarts]

Holy shit

[@Crelixal]

This SCP is absurd in the most spectacular way. An alternate reality SCP site with a sadistic director, a reality warping machine that goes awry, a blood leach child that fuses with mysterious radioactive SCP waste materials who is now capable of creating smaller leaches that turn people into blood zombies, an elite cyberneticaly enhanced immortal god-clone super-soldier commando team, visions of a hell dimension, a clown SCP just because, and an epic 3-way battle between a blazing Arch-Angel, a Nature God, and a giant incarnation of the blood-leach boy. Oh and there are foundation survivors at the end of it all. That shit never happens.

[@Fiufsciak]

I like the description, not your opinion.

[@codypatton2859]

Thats not an archangel, it's the Abrahamic God himself.

[@markakron7683]

Hello, welcome to the Foundation, where everything and nothing makes sense.

[@luisfernandollinas6029]

@@codypatton2859 actually it is believed to be Euriel, the angel tasked with protecting the garden of Eden. Looked for the declassified version of the article, I recommend the illustrated one here on KZbin (can't remember the channel's name).

[@codypatton2859]

@@luisfernandollinas6029 Ive read the article, it states that the being in Site 13 is in fact the Abrahamic God.

[@basilschuman7159]

Not seeing this anywhere else in the comments so I'll say it: It's worth mentioning that the "giant sea serpent" was presumably SCP-3000, which is the main cause of the timeline split. Having a corpse to haul off instead of another area to turn into on the spot containment meant prioritizing the plans for Site 13 and scrapping the ones for Site 17. Also, the whole "not getting a miracle amnestic compound off an eel god" thing _probably_ had something to do with the Foundation being in a major rough spot.

[@justajukebox]

Thank you for bringing this up, I was scrolling through the comments for this.

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

And landed on other things. There could be an off chance that world hadn’t found 682 yet. Or Site 13 shunted before they did. Poor Lucky Bastards

[@masterzoroark6664]

*INHALES* Dem timelines

[@Attaxalotl]

yeah, that'd probably do it.

[@mutantmaster1]

How the frak did I not realize that?!

[@DocteurMortalité]

Deer leech and guardian : goes to site 13- Scarlet King : WAIT FOR ME!

[@divinecervine]

scarlet king: i sleep

[@kziila0244]

*NO! THAT’S ONE APOCALYPTIC BEING TOO MANY!*

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

@@kziila0244 does 999 exist in the site 13 reality? If not then just let him destroy it. It's clearly beyond saving

[@kziila0244]

Roguepsyker Haaker I don’t know.

[@thebighurt2495]

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 The Foundation probably shoved it into the Meat Grinder/Incinerator like all the rest..... or tortured it for gigs.

[@hedgehog3528]

Whenever I hear about these MTFs: they seem cool My Brain: Don’t get attached

[@Needler13]

Except for tau-5. You can always get attached to neigh immortal demigods

[@serpicopiu3591]

Every time 😭

[@SCP-tx4rp]

There's a 99% chance they'll die

[@WeaselLikeMan]

Majora or the red right hand they usually survive

[@dominut_is_art604]

Me: *still gets attached*

[@derptomistic]

*Listens to the description of Samsara* "So they badasses...."

[@bugjams]

It's worth actually reading all the stories Samsara is involved in. They're basically gods. If I remember correctly, there's a being in the SCP universe that is essentially God himself, just with a different name, and he basically MADE the members of Samsara, with the SCP Foundation's help. So not only are they bad-ass cyborg ninjas, they have magical god powers and super regeneration as well. Oh, and if any of them die, as long as just a shred of them is recovered, they can be regrown. Sorta like Wolverine.

[@vahidakonigin4839]

*Samsara Leader dies* Hey we found dust in this hole, what mig- Give me that

[@seand.g423]

@@bugjams "sorta like Wolverine..." okay, that's all anyone needs, a fucking God-bud with near-complete ballistic amnesia... *sigh* well, at least Dr. Bright doesn't really seem too specific with host compatibility, so whoever it is, rest of the team can Guinea pig them on relationships, and when it fails... just make sure they keep a few skin samples in a walk-in fridge... slash bank vault... built by someone excommunicated by the COBG... you know what, make that a team of excommunicates from all three factions. Hell, see if the latest edition of The Chronicle of the Daevas extends far enough to find a bloodline, get some of those war-ents to stand guard (and seriously, I get that canon isn't much of a thing, but why hasn't anyone involved with that angle thought of that already? Don't have to be fucking door guards for the Site...)... know what? Just see if they can arrange something with 2932-A.

[@dsmvmdsmsdmsd23]

Samsara is ninja cyborgs thought they were regular people with awesome abilities

[@Volvith]

@@bugjams So, they're the children of D. Strange and Wolverine, who've undergone the Cyborg treatment, after which they were trained by Deathstroke. Oh yeah, and they're functionally immortal clones literally engineered by god himself... ... Welp, glad they're on the SCPF's side. o-o

[@JoetheDilo1917]

According to the file, the Gate Guardian will only activate when God orders the beginning of The Rapture, so they basically started the Apocalypse

[@James11111]

I imagine this is a special case. For one, it's a long way from it's intended post. Secondly there's 2 other entities capable of destroying the world right infront of it. I doubt it'd just want to head back to the garden. (Be interesting to see what happens when it sees another of itself already there, though.)

[@Bluesit32]

They would have...had it remained in their reality. But Site 13 is gone and the god like beings with it.

[@KertaDrake]

Well, if they caged God, the guardian probably got REALLY angry.

[@couriertx]

Within Site 13’s dimensional plain, yes.

[@nitsuji6705]

from what ive read… they have literally captured God, as in Abrahamic-God. The Gate Guardian is beyond pissed.

[@ghostnest3042]

"They are essentially cloned cyborgs made from a dead god" Sounds Warhammer enough for me

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

That does bring up the question, would the imperium be able to subjugate the earth containing the scp foundation? Because on the one hand the imperium has almost limitless resources and incredible firepower but on the other hand the foundation has things like memetic agents and precognitives. Personally I don't think the wider imperium would ever learn about the planet existing, maybe an exploratory fleet finds the planet but I don't think it could escape considering the abilities the foundation and other gois have at their disposal. Imagine a squad of Terminator space marines teleporting into the middles of an mtf and one of them just plays a recording of that sound that makes fire come out of your nose and ears, not even the space marines could survive that for very long

[@ppmi-qu1oo]

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 it depends the fundation could posibly deal with normal space matine chapter but the moment grey knights and sisters of silence come in they loose reality warping ar are dealing with guys literaly designed to deal with reality warpers it is not that crazzy that an squad of paladins and a grand master could kill almost any SCP

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

@@ppmi-qu1oo well that depends on how reality benders and warp manipulation interact, but even if we say that's the same it doesn't defend them from things like memetic hazards or time travel that the foundation has access to

[@ppmi-qu1oo]

@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 i mean memetics wont stop the grey knight since they would just discover them throught psycic recognision and good luck using time travel to stop the grey knights since not even them could tell you where they are from

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

@@ppmi-qu1oo aren't the gray knights bonded psychically? Wouldn't that mean that a memetic hazard against one would destroy the whole squad or am I being silly here? And not knowing where they came from isn't a problem as long as you know where they are and when you can just erase that spot from existance or nuke it

[@malfuller3367]

I like the idea of some guy's legs just being out there in the Multiverse. Like one day someone is going to find a pair of legs that are fully functional walking around in some random anomaly and they won't even bat an eye. God I really like scps.

[@DaJodad]

I also like the fact that this ties SCP - 529 into the story as he reports something wet and furry brushing past him, probably the lower half of the cat. (Scp - 529 is a fully functioning cat with half its body missing yet functioning as normal)

[@ijent3819]

Poor josie I reccomend looking at the description of the image taken of josie through that camera that takes photos of their desires

[@darthbiz2095]

@@ijent3819 That one is great

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

@@ijent3819 its a cat ffs, why waste research funds to see the desire of a cat?

[@ronramen5827]

Ken M They used the desire camera, another scp that shows what a living thing wants at the time of the picture being taken. They ran a test run and the handler decided to take a pic of Josie the half cat. The picture came out showing Josie scratching her face with hind legs instead of her front legs which she was doing when the picture was taken.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Tau-5’s section is quite possibly the most badass thing i’ve ever read from an SCP article. It’s straight out of DOOM. Makes me excited for DOOM Eternal.

[@blakeritchie9088]

Samsara: **enters site 13** **BFG division begins to play**

[@theashman7836]

Rip and tear.

[@blakeritchie9088]

@@theashman7836 Until it is done. Also, you're my favourite Simpson

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

@@blakeritchie9088 A whole strike force of Doom Slayers. Nothing, not even his nearest rival, Sierra 117, as a strike force could take them out.

[@ivevei]

And some MTFs named them Power Rangers xD

[@endermage77]

If they could somehow get the survivors out This building sounds like the perfect dungeon to throw Abel at

[@georgiykireev9678]

If anything, he's gonna enjoy his stay down there

[@patricksvarietycorner5700]

@Jabez Luo which cannon b?

[@SunLovinSolaire]

Jabez Luo able comes back to life, that’s kinda his schtick.

[@newdarkneoss3985]

@@SunLovinSolaire there is one where they hug, cry, forgive and then turn to dust.

[@100lolerty]

Abel would be like Doom Slayer there

[@goldenking2046]

The fact that neither Gate Guardian nor Deer God had left their chambers before the agents released them means that this alternate universe had managed to build boxes that could hold god-tier keters over long-term without need for any manual intervention. Say what you want about the practices of the alternate-foundation, the power they had at their disposal is impressive.

[@Bluesit32]

Exactly so. That's why the area was called the Olympian Class Containment. It's where they contain the gods. This is a world that figured out what to do with SCP-682 but due to the whole incident, the standard universe's Foundation will never learn how they did it

[@UNGOC_Engineer3231]

Because the GOC took over

[@trolledfordrip]

At this point im betting that admonition is the reason for at lest a version of 1730 i.e para place is not sure if something is a good idea so during the events of 7243 during one of the times he was missing he went to a alt universe aka the 1730 universe and helped the goc to take over the foundation in order to see what new technology he could get for his plans after all cause of what hr has been doing his universe cant go into other universes but they didt ban traveling to other timelines

[@tetraxis3011]

The box holding the gate guardian probably isn’t actually super strong, but it somehow tricks the guardian into thinking the gate to Eden is there, which is why he stays there, the deer probably stays since it thinks the box can hold it.

[@mh-ki2dv]

SCP-001 shows up “Top ten anime betrayals”

[@khanch.6807]

"Proposed 001 candidate"

[@ejedwards988]

The Gate Guardian seems opposed to the other SCPs, not a betrayal bro.

[@trollverse171]

SCP-1730 aka “ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE” SCP Edition

[@b.b.2285]

TrollVerse “CAGEEE MAAAATCHH”

[@frostfire1550]

"Keter class cage match" !!!!!

[@echogamer1871]

DO YOU WANT THE SCP MEMES

[@tfos993]

Keter Triple Threat match

[@vgernyc]

Azathoth vs St Micheal vs Arceus

[@PunisherLex]

If this doesn't eventually become a 4-player coop game where you play as Samsara team members then I'll be disappointed.

[@hanscascante7933]

PunisherLex it’s called F.E.A.R. Well closest thing anyway

[@westcoastrenegade8594]

PunisherLex play scp secret laboratory it’s multiplayer and while you can’t be samsara you can be mtf

[@Volvith]

So, i just spent the last 3 minutes writing some of the core game mechanics down. ... Either this has to be a game with a REALLY high budget and a fucking talented team of developers, or it's gonna be in beta testing for a LOOOOONG time.

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

@@hanscascante7933 It sounds like F.E.A.R. and DOOM got drunk one night and had a baby.

[@zamuy12479]

it's called warframe.

[@EmilyCullen]

33:46 it says that the guy who lost his legs but can still stand and feel them, feels something wet and furry brush his legs occasionally. I think that this is Josie the half cats other half because the Mtfs legs and Josie the half cats legs work the in the same way.

[@cottoncherry2177]

You might be onto something.

[@zegolem3607]

@@cottoncherry2177 u told him that after almost 2 months if im gona be honest ***is he still onto something?***

[@cottoncherry2177]

@@zegolem3607 _Yes._

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

thats what i was thinking , but why "wet" ?

[@justajukebox]

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 could the wetness be from the substance? this could work as an origin story for josie

[@avriil6446]

When you are a member of the foundation and get translated to site 13 and find out theres a place called 'the body pit' Scientist: "Are we the baddies?"

[@livedandletdie]

Haha I get the reference...

[@piguy222]

"What?" "Are we the baddies? I mean weve got a literal body pit."

[@avriil6446]

"I mean, what does body pits make you think of? Death, The nazis, Burned flesh... animal farms."

[@diogitalk]

I wish to be cultured please

[@Bluesit32]

@@avriil6446 "We have skulls on our ID badges!"

[@lukacs3382]

🦀SITE 13 IS GONE🦀

[@hip2besquare632]

Sotus bites the dust explain the crabs please

[@runktheruler]

Crab rave

[@ddoober]

Maxwell Norris how do you not know this.

[@jackmaster3134]

@@runktheruler is it open to the public? I got some killer kelp

[@duo496]

@@hip2besquare632 r/wooosh

[@Yachtumn]

Person: Looks at walls walls: No.

[@chaotic_empty]

“Great success.” -Samsara captain that died

[@kevinng0703]

You heard the part where Samsara operatives are basically cyborgs who can download their memories and consciousness into a new body each time which is what makes them nigh unkillable yes? I am guessing after he "died" on the mission he was respawned in wherever the Foundation build/rebuild/maintain team Samsara with the mission log up until his latest death added to his new downloaded memories hence his availability for a debriefing after the SCP 1730 incident.

[@ashes4ashes174]

What a fucking chad

[@dinoduelist2219]

Some space marine logic there. 90% casualty rate. Mission successful

[@somedude9666]

@@kevinng0703 I think that’s the joke. He died, was re-uploaded and still considered it a success

[@cogtroper]

Oh la la

[@SabreXio]

so basically "what happened to site 13" was that the Site Director punched too many holes on the load bearing walls of the universe and something eventually decided to punch a few holes of its own.

[@mutantmaster1]

*tortures and kills hundreds of SCPS* *SCPs revolt and torture him* Dr. Emerson *surprised pikachu meme face*

[@funkmantim2661]

20 bucks says Dr.Bright helped torture Emerson.

[@warden2394]

Funk Man Tim oh most defiantly

[@funkmantim2661]

​@@dejinnthedjinn5311 682 on [REDACTED] fuck man.

[@petarmitkov1056]

@@dejinnthedjinn5311 is that not torture

[@lucasdelaplace2795]

@@petarmitkov1056 it is when its dr bright's

[@ascendantseal1930]

"In Texas" Me:chuckles* I'm in danger

[@skyslasher2297]

If you go in ya but you’d be fine otherwise

[@thunderbladen8692]

The entire population of Texas could just get their guns and storm Site 13

[@calypsosnowy]

@@thunderbladen8692 yes, yes we could

[@Nucky420]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who looked up when he said Texas. Got a little creeped out.

[@ls200076]

@@thunderbladen8692 Nice, free D-bois. ~Dr.Bright

[@taylorm-b690]

I nearly had a heart attack when he said " it doesn't feel like a phantom pain, as he can actually feel his legs, and occasionally feel something wet and fury brushing past them". and then thought "are you sure it wasn't only HALF OF SOMETHING" (scp-529)

[@masterzoroark6664]

That's kinda cute

[@valdish9620]

If it says "UWU" he's met a fate worse than losing his legs.

[@user-uq9fg3lu8n]

wait- you mean the other half?

[@Attaxalotl]

What if the other part of most of an allosaurus is there too!

[@taylorm-b690]

@KaRd ThE jEsTeR I've got an hour break and some Ketemine so here I am high and thinking about the interdimensional physics of my good firend Josie the half cat

[@runeanonymous9760]

It’s sad that you didn’t include the following line This is your death camp, Elliott. You made your bed, and now you get to die in it.

[@emilycheint4395]

Rune Anonymous that is the most badass thing I have ever read

[@Cavemanner]

I'm fairly fond of The SCP Formerly Known as Bobble's last line to the Game Wardens: "If you see Emerson, *rape him in the ass for me*, will ya?" That part so clearly lays out how fucked up Emerson and the whole facility were that it feels so wrong to not hear it in the video.

[@yourlocalfestivefurry354]

LOL

[@shirosocool2938]

And “its the god damn power rangers”

[@Bluesit32]

@@Cavemanner Not quite what it said. It was, "If you see Emmerson, rape him to death for me." C'mon, this Bobble (or what used to be Bobble). A simple rape wouldn't be enough to satisfy its intense sadistic tendencies (nor come close to ease the clear hatred it had for the director).

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

26:48 So that’s what “Oh boy, the goddamn Power Rangers. They told me about you guys.” is from.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Also Doom slayer.

[@johnnygyro2295]

They've got, a power and a force that you haven't seen before...

[@Icebergeification]

@@johnnygyro2295 but do they have the ability to morph and even up the score?

[@johnnygyro2295]

@@Icebergeification So far, no one's been able to take them down. I guess the power's on their side...

[@MidoriNatsume]

I laughed to a full minute reading that in the article.

[@v10l3t40]

Who would win An angelic guardian with a flaming sword and four wings A deer with reality warping abilities Or *WORM BOI*

[@asovietplaytpus5828]

the PO-2

[@ianvladimir4797]

A building fall down

[@mxbu1767]

Why wouldn't the deer transform them into whatever it can but not them?

[@Zombieonweed]

The play-doh that morphs into a bunch of army soldiers

[@fannyajiwibowo2963]

Lol

[@jorgenmcsloppy5973]

Game Wardens leader: "You're sending another task force? What idiots volunteered for that!?" Command: "Samsara." "...oh."

[@Sprottel_SFM]

Extremely dangerous site: *exists* Samsaura: *reeeeeeeeeee-*

[@ufukcangencoglu2279]

Anamolous locations is the specialty of the "Mole Rats".

[@truegoldstruck3028]

Ufukcan Gencoglu That didn’t work for them, did it?

[@shirosocool2938]

Tau-5 (samsara) be like *P O W E R R A N G E R S A S S E M B L E*

[@1mol831]

Who killed captain alex?

[@chaitanyarajdixit]

@@shirosocool2938 SCP emergency

[@ricardosilveira3958]

SCP 1730-The most ambitious crossover event in history

[@justsomeone5314]

Still doesn't beat an immortal raptor playing with happiness goo.

[@GnomishProductions]

The excitement doesn't beat trying to beat binding of Isaac afterbirth+ with the dunce cap (I just call it that, I think it was wizard hat r sumtin) Fuck that item

[@fifthhorseman1632]

You do realize that the comment above you is literally word for word the same what is it with you KZbin people when seeing someone's comment and still being so attention seeking that you copy it word for word like seriously how much f****** attention do you need dude

[@wutelgiwithagun8832]

>a platoon of MTF and the famous Tau-5 >former run down site full of escaped SCPs >Extremely powerful SCP battle >depressing stuff *sips coffee* aahhhh just another day in the SCP foundation

[@alonelyperson6031]

>mfw it's actually a success

[@ruttsuco.804]

Lets just chalk this up to a minor workplace incident

[@boxtank5288]

@@alonelyperson6031 Overwhelming Success at that given that the chances were incredibly bleak.

[@chrispeoples837]

Was that by Dr bright or his brother Dr.clef

[@zachmcmillan4060]

Yep,finish lunch,pop an antacid and it's back to work,fighting god-like titans and world-devouring biogenic masses. I hate this job.

[@HittingBandy]

So, somehow, just somehow, the foundation actually manage to capture the Gate Guardian in the universe where site 13 happened...

[@H_Malik_RL]

KnightHiller yeah, they even managed to literally contain the Abrahamic God as well.

[@thebighurt2495]

@@H_Malik_RL And burned the Wanderer's Library.

[@lavans5721]

Chad site 13 vs Virgin Foundation

[@Bluesit32]

@@thebighurt2495 Turned it upside and emptied it like a can of soup, I think Bobble said. Right into the incinerator.

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

Dunno how the GOC did that, not even the Foundation nor the Chaos Insurgency can do it

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

"For the greater good" *[Heavy Ordo Xenos breathing]*

[@Lynch2507]

*heavy Sandford breathing *

[@ziggenplays1208]

THEY DON'T EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE !

[@imperialdoesathing1599]

*heavy tau breathing*

[@FrozenLord66]

[heavy gurardsmen general breathing]

[@saberwaspgg]

[Heavy Space Marine Breathing]

[@leslieandrews9208]

So no one though that putting a scp that absorb blood in a pit full of other scp's blood was a bad idea?

[@JohnsDough1918]

Surely, but the bureaucrats didn't care.

[@leslieandrews9208]

Problem is, if pointed out to the higher up, or even the people they got to deal with people that will not play by their rules (after all, the O5's are not idiots.) at best, they will get demoted to D-Class, at worst they will be subjected to a scp that will make their stay long and painful...

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Eh well it takes a lot to convince the foundation to use anamalous objects to stop other anomalous objects, especally if they aren't nesscarily thamuel class scps. I'm sure they would have considered it if it proved enough of a threat and Didn't disapear

[@leslieandrews9208]

Problem is that most of the where at least mostly harmless, and if there where to authorize their destruction, it would have to be throatily cleaned up, and leaving several bodies of dead would be enough to really piss them off, by their very nature killing them may not stop their anomiles propitiates.

[@ChivalrousSnake]

The issue is with the GOC influence in that universe. The place Site-13 came from featured a Foundation that was in a much weaker and less funded state than the GOC who are all about destroying anomalous objects and entities unless they can be used to better humanity, and sometimes even that won't stop them from trying to destroy things. The ethics committee plays a huge part in keeping people from making the kind of immoral decisions that lead to site-13, and with it being gimped and under the control of people that simply didn't care, well. It boils down to this: Site-13 had a thing that could presumably destroy most anomalous entities, the Foundation was beholden to the world governments and the GOC, no thought was given to the dangers of putting an scp that absorbs blood into a pit of blood, because before that pit was full of blood it destroyed anomalies.

[@okami6399]

At around 11:45, right after the line “the drone was never recovered” the video switched to an add of a cat riding a roomba and for a split second I thought it was part of the explanation of the SCP before realizing it was a cat litter add.

[@chinchilly]

Little did the scp foundation people know.... josie i think its name was, was controlling site-13 with its other half

[@ladykoiwolfe]

I can actually see tge only thing to survive Site 13 being a Cat on a Roomba.

[@DirtyDuckofDoom]

I love how this ends in a relatively successful extraction mission and a gigantic battle between 3 incredible scps.

[@phylarious4352]

Wow its like the scp infinity war lmao So many scp's...

[@TheLivelovelaugh165]

Honey, that's Daleport (SCP-1936). Site-13, only the few strongest survived

[@ThatoneGuy-uk6cd]

O5, I dont feel so good

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

@@ThatoneGuy-uk6cd OH DEAR GOD THEY TOOK MY BALLS FIRST ! ! ! ! !

[@jasonkrasnopolskiy504]

Most ambitious crossover

[@marcopohl4875]

marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event of all time site 13: hold my explodium

[@gswinney1533]

sounds like a great plot for an absaloutly cracking video game.

[@kannonball5789]

DOOM is what you're looking for.

[@8Robba]

I also thought that this would make a wicked movie. Or the final 3 episodes of a SCP TV Series Season.

[@emiledlund9559]

8Robba Sadly SCP is very unlikely to get a TV series.

[@Vahisofficial]

@@8Robba yeah, like 5 episode miniseries would be awesome.

[@Bluesit32]

@@kannonball5789 The demons in DOOM are nothing compared to some of these SCPs.

[@SuperGamerNinja1]

Leech Boy.. Gate Guardian.. Deer.. IMMORTAL KOMBAT!! Du du du du doodoo du du du du doodoo

[@KertaDrake]

@Jabez Luo FRIENDSHIP FATALITY?

[@gabrielhenson5751]

oh yeah and dont forget the god like thing that is endlessly torturing dr emmerson

[@MintyCow101]

Now i have the image of scp battle royal with the mortal kombat theme, it is beautiful

[@headcrab1799]

i can hear this comment

[@MegaLpso]

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

[@coen8306]

Molerat leader: ITS KAMIKAZE OR BUST Samsara leader: I am immortal and know when it’s best to help others Game Warden leader: welp I lost my legs 😔

[@mariaj.bayarri8024]

The one survivor from gullivers travelers: I have no dialogue

[@Bluesit32]

Oh, it wasn't the leader of the Game Wardens that lost their legs. I think the leader died during the escape.

[@mariaj.bayarri8024]

Well the leader didn’t lost his legs, I read the article and boy it was long but the dude that lost his legs was just Houston, a random member of the team. The leader (AP3-Ross) actually survived and got out completely fine. Not to be that guy that complains about everything but I feel like a lot of people on the community don’t read much from the wiki but hey if you don’t want to don’t read it.

[@septemberstarlight9362]

Who would win? One arch angel and a nature god? Or one leachy boi?

[@MrEmre3294]

leach boy has no chance cause hes meat. hes the first one who down. and archangel vs nature god go for a while then they brobly boring and stop fighting.

[@jedicache6806]

I agree with Mufasa leech boy is first to go. I think Gate Guardian comes out on top because he can literally obliterate matter, while the deer can only transform it.

[@tntpro1019]

BOBBDY WINS

[@vegetarianzombie82]

I'd like to know how they captured Gods. Asking for a friend...

[@notme8652]

Unless god killed himself

[@liberamans4173]

literal sarcasm Some of them went willingly (i.e. SCP-343). Some of them got stuck in an alternate universe/special device (i.e. SCP-2317). Some of them were even tricked (i.e. SCP-3740).

[@whataboutgabe901]

I think this was supposed to be a meme

[@liberamans4173]

what about gabriel No. It wasn't.

[@ChivalrousSnake]

The deer god is contained because they made up a fake ritual to keep it contained and apparently that was enough to convince it that that ritual keeps it contained. Seriously.

[@AllYourPals]

hot dam that art work.

[@Gentleaxolotl]

The image is by zhange and its not even the full image

[@AllYourPals]

i know, of the three entity's in the picture i think i like his rendition of the gate guardian most

[@henrymcdowell3103]

@@AllYourPals *her

[@JohnsDough1918]

She did a fuckton of great work for the community (although the way she took criticism of her artwork on SCP-3813 sadly left a bad impression of her character, personally). She has a personal page compiling her contributions to the wiki if anyone wants to take a look.

[@franzsanders9573]

Heyman Heyguys Zhange still does tons of work for the SCP Foundation, though - They just recently released a badass painting of the Archons of Sarkicism on r/SCP.

[@badmaninc.536]

I’m just imagining one of the doctors interviewing Agent Cotter Houston (after the debriefing we already have on him) “So Agent Houston, despite going through an extremely hazardous and anomaly filled hell, losing team mates, seeing things that nobody should have to see, and losing your legs below the knees... you seem to be in remarkably high spirits.” Agent Cotter Houston, MTF Apollo-3 Game Wardens: “of course I am. I killed fitty leeches.”

[@masterzoroark6664]

Imagine him on some vacations and seeing leeches in a puddle

[@enderbirds3814]

He will have some fun costume choices

[@marlinazul7786]

Ender Birds BEST PIRATE COSTUME ON THE BLOCK

[@nimonapoole824]

"Paul Manafort is appointed head of the GOC" is not a sentence I thought I'd hear today

[@tibbygaycat]

Tbh I can see this fuckup happening after that mind brain move.

[@idoyt8684]

‘For the greater good’ - says the foundation ‘D-class?’ - me

[@emiledlund9559]

ALtered, While reading this I stole your cookies For the greater good -T’au

[@jamesb7958]

More like what DIDN'T happen at site 13

[@bigbrain1440]

Donald l trumpet

[@mutantmaster1]

Plenty of hugs from 999

[@juanrodriguez9971]

Remember what 055 is

[@Bluesit32]

@@mutantmaster1 They probably roasted the poor thing.

[@KertaDrake]

No SCP-500 for this mess.

[@vurelius]

"Don't look at the walls" It's a warning for others to not look at other walls that may contain cognitohazards. It's not dumb, it's a warning.

[@sanicinapanic4264]

But then someone you can just write Cognito aright where it say is don’t look at the walls

[@TheWonkster]

@Jäger The gacha tuber because the first thing everyone looked at was the wall. You put warnings in plain sight.

[@osak_a]

@@sanicinapanic4264 that writing would be flushed out by said cognito hazard

[@marcopohl4875]

ok, so there are to points on the list of things dr. bright isn't allowed to do: one that mentions he's a member of site command, another with an added warning "remember what happened to site [BLANK]". and here is a mention of his corpse being found in an abandonded facility from another universe... HE DID IT!!!

[@admiralmudkip9836]

what did he do?

[@admiralmudkip9836]

@@SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh didn't funny not laugh

[@facilityguard970]

Admiral Mudkip didn’t funny?

[@admiralmudkip9836]

@@facilityguard970 not laugh didn't funny

[@diogene_s8032]

@@admiralmudkip9836 Bright can't die, but he has tried to die in multiple ocasions. If he dies, his mind gets into the next person who touches a necklace that Bright carries. Inside site 13, noone ever touches that necklace, so he just dies. He did it, he is finally dead

[@homelesstoiletrollTTV]

Status: neutralised. Damn that's one hell of a neutralisation

[@jamesmcdonald3054]

Better than being honest and putting Status: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@You-fools]

@@jamesmcdonald3054 &@2 £ 32 2 23£ 2£&£!422 3 4 434446 ____is&! ° 6444Ohio list is I I kind personiu

[@SmolChild1173]

@@You-fools whay

[@mariaj.bayarri8024]

Neutralised can also mean that it’s no longer in our reality and even if leech boy is still alive it’s in another reality or just in a deep void floating around reality’s witch it’s better since no one will need to die in other reality anymore

[@TheRealHelvetica]

What happened to site 13? Seems like a girl in HR was pissed that site administrator Emerson was experimenting and killing humanoid SCPs so she merged with a leech boy and became a monster. Meanwhile Emerson hid in the server room, got caught by a thousand arms idol performing Naruto hand signs and merged with that eventually becoming a future god of destruction. So the SCP teleported it to another reality after realizing that containing this mess would cause more problems than it really needed to.

[@shyhiemferguson6595]

that even better summary but man this would make good movie

[@Utylike]

At which point the Foundation sent in a couple of MTFs and eventually one team comprised of cyborgs made from a dead god. These cyborgs united with the survivors and proceeded to use a giant flaming angel guarding the gate to eden and an alien deer god capable of manipulating matter, so that they can escape the place. The place then literally vanishes from existence. Just another day at the Foundation universe.

[@MrAdamske]

How could Tau-5 get the gate guardian to leave his post? If he even is the one that is 'supposedly SCP-001'. Im aware that throwing lots of anomalous shenanigans into a pit is a really bad idea and then hoping it stay quiet is even worse and thats basically why they had to use the Thresher device due to a breach. So my question is what broke out? And what were the three beings?

[@Halogodzilla12343]

@@MrAdamske the alternate universe foundation had contained the angel and they simply let it and the deer out of the cages.

[@NimhLabs]

+Filthy Peasant It was more the Global Occult Force that managed to contain the angel and deer. They have a lot of methods to contain thinks that can actively unreality reality... most of which involve not understanding them as being human anymore. The Foundation would not likely remove the angel from its post... as they know it would be helluva upset should it end up out of containment... and it causes a lot less problems just to leave the angel there and set up a station around it--essentially helping the angel out to some degree. If the Foundation had a similar "into the wood chipper you go for insolence towards the laws of physics" policy as the GOC... they'd have managed to contain a lot more that they have. They've instead opted to have a policy of, "how much problems would leaving it right here actually cause us" in amongst their many other polices as an alternative to "time out in the wood chipper for being naughty" that they do still have should the need it.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

SCP-1730 or, the time the Foundation went Third Reich, and the skips forged the creepy Allied forces.

[@sarafontanini7051]

or as I like to think of it: how Containment Breach would go down with all the worst SCPs ever and never imagined

[@firetarrasque4667]

*All the SCPs.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@L B Fixed!

[@TheActualMrLink]

JakeSpacePirate E what are "skips?"

[@Le0xo]

@@TheActualMrLink fun way to say scp instead of saying one letter at a time

[@The_Hunters_Lodge]

"What happened to site-13?" Murphy's Law and Schrodinger's Cat had a child

[@iamadisgrace3154]

That's a terrifying concept. I love it.

[@John-doe955]

That’s actually a great way to describe it.

[@jesusofbullets]

Better question, WHERE and WHEN did Site 13 happen?

[@SabbyNeko]

This whole thing reads like a tabletop campaign of SCP.

[@anthonyaiello2098]

When is the Foundation going to invest in anomaly-proof cameras and microphones?

[@EvelynNdenial]

make continuously powered reality anchors standard kit. that way they can fail to show how crazy and serious the anomalies are like they always do.

[@Gigas0101]

They do, read the article. They're using headpieces that filter cognitohazards. However, they can only filter KNOWN cognitohazards, so the stuff found in site 13 had to be documented and added to the equipment. In the article they make a point of stuff being filtered out, and Samsara has implants that get burned out filtering shit at one point.

[@pedrolopez8057]

the very definition of anomaly is something unusual that doesn't fit into current knowledge. Therefore there is no way to create something that could be proof from all anomalies.

[@fireandbombs12]

Pedro Lopez Dr. Clef wants to know your location

[@pedrolopez8057]

@@fireandbombs12 I'm easy to find just [redacted] then 3rd house on the left.

[@serbian_knife_fight]

*SCP: Battle Royale*

[@funkmantim2661]

Dr.Bright: Hosted by yours Truly!!!

[@jackattackmt]

@@funkmantim2661 No Bright No

[@funkmantim2661]

@@jackattackmt Dr.Bright: Bright YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[@jackattackmt]

@@funkmantim2661 No Bright I don't care how much you want to do it your not hosting this wait who organized this

[@funkmantim2661]

@@jackattackmt Dr.Bright: the other Dr.Bright Other Dr.Bright: Yeah, I did.

[@laurenpearson9886]

This. This was the SCP that I fell in love with. That made me dive deep into all the universe lore. I spent an entire day reading the entry for 1730, and it was so damn riveting. I would kill to see a film made of the exploration logs for 1730. This is also how I got to be so interested in all of the different Mobile Task Forces and their specialties. Unsurprisingly, MTF Tau-5 is my favorite. My favorite bit of dialogue from the debriefing: "But I knew the work I was doing was good, so I kept my head down and carried on. Then… well, (laughs) it sounds silly now. In 2010 we contained God. Not just any god, either. The Abrahamic God. The actual, thunder and lightning, Y-H-W-H, fire and brimstone god. I don’t know how they managed it; some technology developed by the Coalition, I’m sure. And that was just the first. They filled Site-13 to the brim with everything they could get their hands on" I'm wondering if they ended up inviting Dr. Scott to work for this universe's Foundation. I bet it would have been a hell of a lot nicer than his old one. For real, though. Who else thinks they should've tossed in MTF -Omega-7- Alpha-9? I bet Able would've *loooved* to throw down with some of those Olympia Class SCP's

[@masterzoroark6664]

Dj Kaktus is a hell of a drug

[@nessanderson6460]

It's almost guaranteed they would. He's effectively an anomaly, though not anomalous himself. Amnestics wouldn't change the fact that much of the history he knows is different from ours. So it's hiring him on as a Foundation scientist (which he already is, so far less training needed), or shove him in with the D-Class. There's also the other survivors from Site-13, as well. It's been a while but he wasn't the only one from the other reality to make it out, I believe.

[@_amethyst_4760]

I voiced every one of them since it's fun,my vocal cords wanted to die after

[@Crusader-7382]

i am just saying able might not have been unable to fight due to the gate gaurdian being nearby

[@Aquilaus]

New to the SCP universe.. where can I read these entries?

[@rvanhees89]

One of the best and most exciting SCP's there is. Love the narration by Eastside Steve, I hope Site 42 and or Volgun also make an adaptation

[@madscientistshusta]

Steve is the best its because of him i got into scp n creepy pasta

[@boxtank5288]

This one allows us to have a close approximation of a WIN.

[@sarafontanini7051]

in my eyes, SCP 1730 is an example of what happens when you mess with the anomolous without consideration for ethics, morality and how much you know about what could happen, but it's ALSO an example of just how dangerous the SCPs can be and what a full containment breach could mean if left to spiral out of control

[@ChivalrousSnake]

1730 is why the GOC should never be in charge of anything. Well, 1730 and 1609 being rather poignant examples.

[@connorc6293]

Nah they just forgot to clean the fucking murder room LIKE LITERALLY THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN IF THEY CLEANED THE MURDER PIT

[@NimhLabs]

+Kichiggamynigga Karchow Do you want to have people make that into an Archer meme? Because this is how you will have people make it into an Archer meme. I mean... I'm mentally adding Archer screaming "Lana!" after reading that post.

[@zachmcmillan4060]

Kichiggamynigga Karchow SCP administrator screaming,as reality inverts all around him,"YOU HAD ONE JOB,LARRY!ONE JOB!!!"😂

[@pisic9022]

They just failed at killing them all, if they were all dead then ya know, there wouldve been no fucker making signs on the wall

[@ariffiqbal168]

The fact that they managed to contain SCP-001 and SCP-2845 just give me the creeps.

[@sciblastofficial9833]

ariff iqbal Literal gods

[@chaotixthefox]

Thank the Global Occult Coalition

[@zacharystoddard6826]

"The foundation was wrong" Dr. Cimmerian's boss bar appears

[@shoe148]

this story is so weird, there's no way it can... AND THEN PAUL MANAFORT

[@hereticsaint100]

Yep, biggest eye roll moment for me, honestly.

[@8Robba]

Well, it do admit that was majorly funny

[@iampuff7]

Know we know what he was up to in Ukraine. Gathering some dirt on Dr. bright of course!

[@themichaelconnor42]

Lol I heard that and then went to check the publishing date If this was any older than 2015 I would've been suspicious

[@tibbygaycat]

Top fucking tier man to lead the GOC I love this. I love president Dole holy shit.

[@kevlarburrito6693]

Anomalous writing encountered: SCP: Filter it out and move on Super Mario: Eat some schrooms and jump on it? Warhammer 40,000: Site sentenced to Exterminatus, bombarded from orbit, paved flat, turned into parade ground.

[@henryfleischer404]

Kirby: Read it and be corrupted, than have your soul killed by pink boi

[@temporaltoast9692]

Paraded on afterwards, it was a blast

[@asurlybarber3620]

Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum! Doom Guy: Shoot it! Minneapolis Police: Kneel on it!

[@jesuschrist4737]

@@asurlybarber3620 XD

[@skepticalmagos_101]

Yeah, This checks out.....

[@prodigalosu]

that factory at the begging is legit just down the road from my house

[@11Survivor]

F

[@rwuua8958]

Good luck buddy

[@jedicache6806]

*Alarm sounds* WE HAVE A BREACH OF SECURITY AT SITE 13

[@tomdavies8233]

It used to be a power station not a factory. South of Fremantle like 10 minutes from where I live.

[@jamesmcdonald3054]

@@tomdavies8233 Well now you're obligated to make a low budget short film at the site. Just get 15 of your friends together, pick a spooky SCP, and crowdfund it.

[@MyKingoflol]

I was there. I was there 3000 years ago. I was there the day we learned what happened to site 13. This was legitimately one of the earliest SCPs I read when I was a teen. At the time, it had killed a few MTF teams and then had all exploration suspended. It was really cool when suddenly the article got updated with new information and eventually led to the big reveal about the thresher device.

[@MyKingoflol]

I’m just realized I left a comment on this video when it released 6 years ago. It’s so cringe 😅

[@mememaster9761]

16:07 “they decend the stairs” *shows a ladder*

[@lbstocks55]

A ladder is just vertical stairs

[@jdputt8329]

scales the raptor FBI wants to know your location

[@armintor2826]

Very straight stairs

[@justsomeone5314]

@@lbstocks55 Stairs are just slanted ladders, with the holes filled.

[@lbstocks55]

@@justsomeone5314 yes

[@caffeinatedscholar74]

"no longer a part of our existence" carries so much weight

[@TimeCircleBlue]

Translation: D E L E T D I S

[@justas423]

GOC has an ethics board...The guys who blow up anything that's anomalous

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Slimeustas The Slime King pffft, I guess their the guys that limit what they can and can't blow up. Like denying the surplus amounts of requests to nuke certain areas. I imagine the job would be simpler than the ethics committees but the goc would probably be even harder on them

[@NimhLabs]

And you get to have a timeout in the wood chipper for being naughty in regards to the laws of physics.

[@ronthenarrator3252]

Well they get shot when they object to literally torture to powerful beings so how well are they really working?

[@blainewheaton9679]

The ethics committee’s job is to measure the good and evil of every action, and balance this ‘morality equation’ so that, overall, the foundation comes out ahead.

[@seand.g423]

Nah, dude, the _Foundation_ has an ethics board. The GOC logo is basically their slideshow titled "don't be these guys".

[@Lavapurg]

"I AM THE HERALD OF DESTRUCTION! BOW BEFORE ME YOU MERE MORTAL-" *pew*

[@purplehaze2358]

I love how Pesterbot is still hilariously incompetent even after being extremely upgraded.

[@Bluesit32]

Oh, not "pew". One of the Samsara runs up, leaps into the air, plucks the tiny robot off the top of the metal construct, and hurls it against the wall where it shatters into pieces like the poorly built toy that it is. It's funny to note that Samsara are emotionally stunted, often faking emotions for the comfort of others...but even they got annoyed by Pester Bot.

[@kailevil3444]

@@Bluesit32 Wow, if I ever do my stupid and crazy idea of doing games/minigames for SCP-093, 2669, Unlondon and Site-13, I would love to use that for a cinematic.

[@UltimaXReborn]

You know, after re-watching this I realized something: There can be scent based cognitohazards....

[@lapeez2277]

Time Squid that would suck bad, smell some bacon cooking and fuckin explode

[@apersonwholikespie2688]

@@lapeez2277 "You smell that?" "Is that popcorn?" *Everyone fucking dies*

[@pepperonipizza8929]

mustard gas exept it turns anything it tuches into mustard

[@TheWesternFountain]

That's great for me actually. I have no sense of smell... SUCK IT LOSERS!

[@jordancunningham4962]

"Follow your nose!"

[@sespis2r]

Love the part where the dude obliterates that robot claiming to be a god

[@divinecervine]

onru is an untouchable badass, i love her

[@Bluesit32]

@@divinecervine It's not that big a deal. Pesterbot, even with his new abilities, is pretty inept. He catches a gernade and holds it tight, blowing off his arm.

[@divinecervine]

@@Bluesit32 and that's cool as hell in its own right! i just really loved onru in tau-5's mission into site-13. she was notably intuitive, quick-thinking, and formidable. onru and nanku, these two huge, beefy women slugging through this nasty scip just tickles me so, so right.

[@blakeritchie9088]

@@divinecervine They you would love part 4 of the Ourobouros cycle, specifically the O5-4 and O5-3 sections

[@divinecervine]

@@blakeritchie9088 good to note, thanks! that's been on my watch-later for some time now, looking forward to it

[@yamimari5607]

Gotta say. Loving the mixed battle between all three larger entities. The Gate Guardian, a Celestial entity sent from Heaven. The Stag, a godly being from another world entirely. And what is presumably Elijah, the leech boy what could easily be attributed to being almost like a demon or just some massive monster. In accordance to how it reacts to the world around it, it seems to only act on instinct. No sense of will or purpose other than to feed. It is a parasite god. A battle of gods to a sort. One that would probably end with Elijah dead and the other two duking it out until the end of time. Or with the stag on top perhaps?

[@Raccon_Detective.]

In this universe the foundation merged with the GOC That explains why they threw the boys body in a pit of bodys but he suck blood the goc is VERY bad at haldeling scp the chair is a good example of this.

[@recordedbeast4466]

"So we were talking to a dead body for a bit..."

[@Bluesit32]

Funny thing is, it was actually providing them with information, as far as they heard.

[@king_cozy1327]

This SCP would make an amazing stand alone video game!

[@rainbinedash9856]

As well as a great action/horror movie.

[@masterzoroark6664]

F.E.A.R we supposed to get if they stayed tonally accurate to the first one

[@andrewchen2673]

Drinking game idea - take a shot every time he says “seemingly” or “anomalous”

[@schonlingg.wunderbar2985]

@@Pusher97 That wouldnt be anomalous.

[@juanrodriguez9971]

And samsara

[@helloworld9331]

ima take a shot of water im barey legal im only like, 500 years old

[@aria5614]

A constant lesson the Foundation teaches is that "cruelty for cruelties sake" often ends very, very poorly for the perpetrators. Does the Foundation commit atrocities on a daily basis? Absolutely. But only when necessary and provoked.

[@kingfranpetty]

War for the sake of war is the rule of beast, those living for death shall die by their own swords. All evil empires die by the rot and dust of time.

[@metoo3342]

Loosecat 56 The foundation ia cold not cruel.

[@kingfranpetty]

@@metoo3342 then it will remain that way or die on it's own sword. Seems as if the site 13 timeline picked door number 2.

[@kingfranpetty]

@CommandoDude I feel like people often value cruelty and hate over actual heroic ideals. Yes, the SCP Foundation is no hero out there but we are the closest thing sometimes.

[@cherrydragon3120]

I mean... they NEED to test the SCP'S with different things to see what it does and how it works. If it dies or gets destroyed in the proces. Then well shit. Its no longer there. So moving on to the next SCP

[@cjandauntieyaya1446]

So, the intro in Lord Bung's Confinement series, that weird figure with a hat and one eye that is scribing symbols on the wall with a tentacle is part of SCP-1730?

[@thefrozenflames1658]

Holy crap, I was really interested in what that was! I looked around for it because it didnt recognize it

[@cjandauntieyaya1446]

@@thefrozenflames1658 - Was actually in the vid called In The Pines.

[@thefrozenflames1658]

I thought it was right at the end of the intro Edit: nvm

[@cjandauntieyaya1446]

@@thefrozenflames1658 - Yeah, me too. But sometimes the bugger isn't in the intro to a vid. Weird...