Monday Mashup: John Battman

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[@brendanmurphy2045]

"No, don't poke him Rob-!"

[@TheJM5]

Oh no I’m a bad man and am scared of people dressed up as bats oh no 😑

[@wsdstudios6711]

😆😂🤣😅😄😀😶

[@Kenabukanyo]

No , don't poke him , Rob'im !

[@SchiwiM]

Don't poke the evil clown

[@deryanrodriguez7622]

That was the funniest part XD

[@jayantamondal719]

We need John Battman to fight the Corona demon for us! 🙏🏻

[@epicomediesproductions8364]

I've got to say it MUST BE A MONDAAAAYYYYYYY!

[@consicedisc6961]

"For as little as a small fortune" bro, I can't afford a happy meal

[@kingplayer1311]

This is wayyy better than DC Batman

[@angiesworld8038]

"I don't have a phone, put a light in the cloud."

[@i2aven420]

I need more John Battman in my life

[@physicstime7605]

Ngl, got a lil emotional during the song at the end there.

[@littletreejr]

Put a light in a cloud -Battman

[@firstnamelastname5435]

I hate clocks and I will smash and smash and smash- words to live by

[@akamop0248]

"Don't poke him robert"

[@jaxxp5907]

Best mashup yet

[@technobladefan7791]

We want more of John Batman

[@toycar7383]

put a light in the cloud

[@justfunandfriends6695]

Put light on a cloud

[@Isabella-lo3mg]

The person who is shaking made me so sad why just why

[@zdemaskowany6336]

This Bruce Wayne look at wolverin

[@otterluv]

This is hilarious but I would like a episode where John Battman faces the ripoff joker and hardly quim because I really like Harley Quinn I wanna see more of her!! Because I can’t see birds of prey because I’m to young

[@matthewc4954]

No don’t poke him

[@lafrost7759]

“I got belt tricks” Just like my dad

[@jasontodd2586]

La Frost same

[@chimera1696]

Jokes on you I don’t have a dad

[@water4486]

You have a dad ?

[@jasontodd2586]

Jokes on u My dad Ran away 5 years ago

[@lafrost7759]

J Edits wow, you ruined the joke

[@obitobi2156]

Hey there’s this guy called “Batman” who is clearly copying you guys just wanted you guys to know

[@connorm4669]

@Unbreakable Patches excuseeeeee me they are actually both copying a DC comic called batman.

[@kylooooo11]

Can someone tell me what is r/woosh

[@Mejayy]

@@kylooooo11 it s a subreddit. People post situations when someone doesn t get a joke

[@analogsunrise-]

I know right

[@kylooooo11]

@@Mejayy thx for telling me

[@twelve_zillion]

Now everyone is scared of bats. Oh how the tables have turned.

[@timothyclark1754]

Oh how the turn tables

[@theycallmedots2259]

Oh no the bats be making a revolt

[@balyeet6479]

Everyone's afraid of bats since that one chinese guy ate bat soup

[@Cheshiremd]

@@balyeet6479, thanks cap.

[@alexandrefillot9600]

@@balyeet6479 Well now, I'm confused. Was it bat or a pangolin !?

[@YeppyNope]

So what you're saying is bad guys are scared of bat guys

[@christopherarwood9340]

Yup that's why im scared of bat furry's and that's why i run😂

[@rjsimpson2484]

Here take my updoot and leave

[@rebG20]

God you made that rame you must be put in a bird cage

[@arpodyssey7913]

YeppyNope I’m the bat guy

[@peka3157]

@@christopherarwood9340 Yeah

[@NXE212]

I got a theory: Jonh Battman is Broots Wayme's dad.

[@Sraxton]

Hmm... I think there must be a reason they are always in each other's house but why

[@justsomegenzboi2388]

Maybe they are a gay couple.

[@shockingnews_2023]

John Battman is the murderer of Broots Wayme's parent

[@thegodandsaviorbidoof8853]

It’s possible he could be Broots Wayme’s mom

[@MrGoblin1000]

No John Battman is Brotts mom. That's just logical.

[@silkmilk2954]

1:27 look at his eyes he is reading a script.

[@migsman222]

So it wasn't just me who saw this!

[@KodiakKetchup]

@@migsman222 I also saw it but I gone with it because I have bad memory too

[@anonymoususer_3778]

John Battman is actually really bad at avenging his parents Edit:Woah this is a miracle😭

[@lincolnjacdonmi1689]

"AVENGE ME" John Battman: Put a light in a cloud

[@_Arminius]

He is the Baddman 🦇

[@lukazade1]

Good job! You got the joke!

[@skakeboard_gamez5285]

Lol

[@blades9152]

LPNV GAMING who? If it’s the first response the really? And no other response makes sense so do you not understand their joke?

[@ccyChiu]

Still wondering if the full version of "on the wings of the batman" will be released

[@cameodamaneo]

*Battman

[@Andrew.170]

@@cameodamaneo *Buttman

[@person8064]

@@Andrew.170 *Badmanton

[@Locomamonk]

it's just excellent

[@Andrew.170]

@@person8064 Bad-Pers-on

[@germanshepherd5314]

"I don't pay taxes I'm Rich." "Sounds smart Broots." 😂😂

[@spacenerdgadgets2553]

"I don't have a phone so put a light in a cloud" -John Battman 2020

[@charlesivanmahusay6299]

Lol

[@AltFretDelete]

That’s right put a light in a cloud now and jail too bad guys for the price of one. That’s p-u-t a l-i-g-h-t I-n a c-l-o-u-d... put a light in a cloud. Hurry and buy now because this offer won’t last.

[@JanKowalski-un6kf]

Och man, you ratcher should wrote: -John Battman 2016

[@ReZaBaik]

Put light on the cloud is from 2016

[@deanonfire7503]

I'm pretty sure it's put a like on a clown.

[@tecticeditz5549]

"John Batmann, put a like on a clown." "No Robert it's-"

[@HugoStuff]

“No! Don’t poke him Rob-!“ A quote from John Battman

[@anjelloproductions]

John Battman: *Trying to help the bad bois* Also John Battman: “This little guy needs a forever home, but instead of in a house- prison.” How thoughtful🥺

[@Andrew.170]

Three meals a day too!

[@MrMeep-ze9ru]

And a gym

[@freakoffer]

bad ditters

[@blades9152]

And a TV+Library!

[@SubsWithoutAnyVideos-wo4hm]

“Bad guys are scared of real bats” No kidding. Bats carry around so many deadly diseases these days, I would too!

[@breezetix]

Yeah, they think coronavirus came from bats.

[@deadinside2342]

Where'd you think the Corona virus and Ebola virus came from?

[@deadinside2342]

@@breezetix the Corona virus and Ebola virus came from bats apparently

[@ShiroiKodo]

@@deadinside2342 what do you want a reward?

[@deadinside2342]

@@ShiroiKodo I want to properly inform people

[@DeadChannel420]

Plot twist: Batman can carry viruses too because he is a bat

[@TheDrCN]

My doctor says I shouldn't eat Batman

[@DreamerDeceiver76]

I don't know Batman I only know battman

[@wilsoncarlomacas3808]

It's not even a plot twist you mesmerising lickball, it's a fact

[@StinkHatch5318]

"No don't poke him Robert!" That makes me laugh more than it should

[@elijahminiuk2058]

Gotham City: *INFECTED BY CORONAVIRUS* Joker: "Wanna know how I got these SARS?"

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

The Pangolin: **nervous sweating**

[@josephs.5067]

It cracks me up every time I hear "and John battman told him to stop"

[@jonsku6662]

"- And Many more... 'Many more' is also a villain." Good name

[@kendallchaos]

Jonsku 666 especially if he can multiply things

[@theoriginalWolfBound]

"In the arms of a angel" remix is the best thing ive heard all day

[@shaiq-nbaiq1826]

You can see sounds? That's dope

[@burger5853]

Who is besy

[@theoriginalWolfBound]

@@shaiq-nbaiq1826 I guess i can😂

[@randomxboxgaming]

I pay as little as 10% of my taxes but I see Dr. Crocs everywhere

[@pewgun7832]

it wis MEH!

[@randomxboxgaming]

No more likes keep it 69

[@wilsoncarlomacas3808]

"Bad guys are scared of real bats". Yea, like how the crime rate drops due to COVID-19

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

John Battman is the hero we need but not the one we deserve right now Yet, he's the only version of Batman we don't know exists.

[@bluesolace9052]

Mr. Friendship But does he know that we live in a society?

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@bluesolace9052 He maybe have the same root as the Joker. Talking about a mentally unstable billionaire who disguise himself as the Dark Knight who fights crime without killing off criminals (unless if he have no choice or simply an accident).

[@OmarionYoutuber]

Guys do you notice the difference in this monday mashup? Its longer than other monday mashups.

[@lafrost7759]

Lmao you’re right

[@dr.jiggles2447]

Huh. Must be a monday.

[@OmarionYoutuber]

@@dr.jiggles2447 lol pull my finger/job interview reference

[@YeppyNope]

Wanna know why? Because he's Battman

[@OmarionYoutuber]

@@YeppyNope yep

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

How can I put a light in the cloud now? I can't go outside at this moment now :(

[@D9K·̊0850]

Jiren can't get the corona virus

[@Mentocthemindtaker]

Time for a roof project.

[@Andrew.170]

Get yourself a ladder.

[@peka3157]

Online Payment

[@DarrionTheIdiot]

Me: who uploads a video at 1am? Explosm: oh boy its 1am! EDit : i made this comment in maryland and its 1am here so please be quiet

[@dimitrijames00001]

It's 12:00 here

[@CQCereal]

Cause they know we'll watch

[@DarrionTheIdiot]

@@dimitrijames00001 its 100 here

[@SanDiego619RS]

The One Above all its 10:04pm in California

[@dimitrijames00001]

Wait so explosim goes by central American time

[@misterzygarde6431]

Imagine if Batman made the Joker the exception to his no kill rule

[@dylanwyatt3293]

He did.

[@dylanwyatt3293]

The Dark Knight Returns, part two.

[@weeabootrash7370]

@@dylanwyatt3293 And Superman did in Injustice. And Magog did in Kingdom Come. DC writers really like killing the Joker to show a hero going nuts.

[@fighnjaci2]

@@weeabootrash7370 When they're actually nuts for not killing him.

[@dezh6345]

Do you want The Batman who Laughs? Because that's how you get The Batman who Laughs.

[@tecticeditz5549]

"Also we both hate guns, me because of parent murder and him because of- he has reasons."

[@DeadChannel420]

Every single belt tricks champions was a gangster until my mom comes in

[@antivirusresistance8178]

"People with money, just like you" ( × ) Doubt

[@stutherapper7175]

The "Wings of a Battman" song at the end getting me emotional. They're so sad and miserable 😭 "You can puuuuuuut, a light in a cloud"😭😭😭😭

[@parker4544]

Put o light on a clown fify

[@wonk123]

hey DC take notes!

[@ankshes69]

“No! Dont poke him robert!” ☠️😭🤣

[@gelitonman1753]

I just realized that John Battman was moving his eyes like he's reading something.

[@demopuppy2238]

i need toiletpaper Batman, i’ve been shining this torch on a cloud for hours and no response. Can someone help me or explain why Batman isn’t responding? It’s a pretty urgent situation.

[@crashtest_crashtest]

how’s everyones quarrentine days going

[@dr.jiggles2447]

Me. An introvert. Has been unaffected by the quarantine. I havent left the house is over 3 months. Minumum.

[@cfiber_inc]

I am a introvert

[@woofiewoofbeats75]

Good I binge be watching these all day

[@haydenscott8969]

Good I been playing doom eternal

[@hallowedscorpion3884]

pretty good how about u

[@tirrelljones3348]

Yo whoever is singing is killing it. Give her a record deal.

[@bottleyouth5340]

I don’t have a phone so put a light in a cloud -John Batman

[@Andrew.170]

John Batman: Put a light in a cloud. Me: I can't even go out side. Solution: *GET THE LADDER*

[@austinreed5805]

Everyone knows that Broots Waymb does normal things at night.

[@GoggleMayhem464]

“John Batman Compilation”: Only two videos with John Batman to make up the video

[@michaeljacksheeheen]

4:24 always gets me 😂😂😂

[@J0ELSEPH]

"We both hate guns. Me because of parent murder, and him because of...he has reasons." - John Battman

[@notactuallyacat.]

C&H: * Uploads * Me: Why are you uploading at 1 AM- *Monday Mashup: John Battman* Me: _That’s fine, I suppose, yeah I’ll watch it._

[@voge1956]

"And Many More,.........Many More is a villain also"

[@Nimori]

“I dont pay taxes, im rich.” Oh how funny yet wrong that really is.

[@imjoniiii]

True as well

[@Tempurst]

Is Broots Wayne Jhon batman? Find out next time on REJETED HEROES

[@FHBStudio]

Holy crap Brina Patencia has an _amazing_ voice. Just, in awe at that performance. Bravo. Wish you'd list the credits in the description also.

[@npdbenrey]

“No don’t poke him-“ -John Battman

[@NC-tz4he]

When u wait 24h until midnight just to watch 5min cyanide and happiness vid

[@vibey4649]

when you don't have enough money so you make a monday mashup despite it being sunday explosm: *yeah, this is big brain time*

[@LunaticLuni]

Deeo Brundo it’s Monday for me

[@alex21091]

This channel used to be good, now they're just reuploading their old cartoons.

[@OminousJoy1]

I'm starting to think Broots Waymb is John Battman

[@misternobody2257]

What's the singer's name at the end? Her voice is Incredible.I love it

[@skillcode9041]

This is the best comment because "im John BATMAN" P.s put a light in a cloud

[@jaxolantern7492]

2:08 "Put a like on a clown!" How about you put a like on this comment?

[@skelllllllly7574]

I’m here while it’s still Sunday

[@paprika_vnp]

Can we put a light in the cloud, to fight corona?

[@Kitara86]

I’m at 1:38 and I saw that he’s reading off a teleprompter. It’s the little things like this that makes this a true 😘 work of art!

[@lukeman2751]

First

[@shadowlordalpha]

damn it :P

[@antonbloodfare7416]

No you are not

[@TheGuestLeader]

yes they are he showed up last in my newest first

[@lukeman2751]

Tony Bloodfare then who is

[@lukeman2751]

Tony Bloodfare usually I’m not the person to do first but I thought it would be funny to do it once because I had the opportunity

[@mountainman2068]

WAIT I JUST REALIZED 4:00, when he says "I dont pay taxes I'm rich" and then says "sounds smart broots!" Its a reference to when Hillary was talking about how Donald Trump doesnt pay taxes and his excuse was "that makes me smart". Edit: forgot to say it was in a Presidential debate.

[@channelaboutthings3435]

“Won’t you put a light in a cloud do John Batman can’t put a lock on clown?” *proceeds to poke clown* I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣😵 Channel about things died after commenting on this post... pay your respects ✊ 💐🪦💐😔😔😔

[@adorimable9690]

These skits have always been my favorite because his cadence is just ridiculous

[@misterkoneko2389]

Anyone I have a information to tell you quickly, listen carefully, John batman is the rich guy named Broots Waymb

[@cap694]

PUT A LIGHT IN A CLOUD DISCLAIMER : Not available on clear nights because the cloud light doesn't work. No email. I don't know computers.

[@LeonisYT]

Smog will work just fine though.

[@dirtnyme6363]

I love the little detail that hes always moving his eyes while reading the cards

[@jay69480]

We need to start a petition to stop the bad crime Bois from doing big crimes and to put them in boxes with metal bars.

[@mariagbayeh3592]

If you wanna talk just call me... but I don't have a phone, so just put a light in the cloud 😂

[@SanDiego619RS]

Me watching the video on, Sunday... when it’s not yet Monday 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@hixel1268]

Don't you just hate it when you're walking a street, and then a big Crime happens?

[@potatosacktttt7629]

Why is people talking about john batman then realized it said john batman mashup

[@0u0u0u0u0u0u0]

The last video was so hilarious that I feel like I'm the kid... wait I'm the KID

[@micahmachtdaswurstchen7688]

I think Broots Waymb is John Battman.... I‘m Not Sure about that...

[@dinnerboneoof5957]

Guy: Bad guy are scared of real bats Me: *looks at news* Me: No wonder

[@robboss1363]

His Commercials feel high budget and low budget at the same time.

[@fredrickbanks1966]

I feel like in this wonderful universe the people of Got Them City all know the John is Broots but they collectively let him play hero

[@zing6]

"Someone makes all the fish wear makeup" it really is too bad joker didnt get those fish approved

[@ahooverwithinternetaccess6082]

I love the attention to detail, like at 0:55 you can see his eyes moving like he’s reading it off

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

If you think that John Batman is the best, put a light in the cloud. 😎

[@oof677]

Bad guys think I am a bat bad guys are scared of bats John Battman

[@oreowhittington4455]

I'm Broots Waymb, put a like on a clown.

[@MoJaKF]

I tried putting a light in the cloud but nothing happened..