I WILL CUT THIS IN HALF! | Cyanide & Happiness MEGA COMPILATION - #3

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Shorts:
Half Off
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Whaddaya Say
Allergic
Mr. Cobblers Neighborhood
Cello Camp
No Brainer
Harry The Handsome Butcher
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 2
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 3
Bag N Tag
Occupied
Lifeline
Eggs
The Dump
John Battman
On the Wings of a Battman
John Battman 3: Just Us Friends
Pie
Blind Date
Breakfast Cowboy
A Nice Day

[@Azabien]

Fun fact: This Compilation was originally supposed to be 74 minutes and 58 seconds, but Oscar cut the video in half.

[@dogmax.]

Nice joke

[@chrisfrommrbeast]

@@kcarrey wrong. 74 minutes 58 seconds is correct.

[@sorasong9708]

Cody cried about it after his Ken doll broke and Joseph bragged about how much he'd get for divorcing Junior during their playtime.

[@justatheorist.3864]

@@kcarrey r/confidentlyincorrect

[@chrisfrommrbeast]

@@sorasong9708 ?

[@johnreich1878]

“THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER!!!” BEST QUOTE OF ALL TIME

[@Garm_Hound]

I love the detail of him using his other arm for more power

[@juanenarrier4997]

One Cut Man

[@Zyrdalf]

@@juanenarrier4997 vs two for the price of one punch man

[@felymaysuicano]

Imagine using this when you are replaced by another person

[@BRISSOE876]

I restarted the vid jus to hear it again

[@void.9763]

The fact that Harry the handsome butcher can carve perfect circles using a knife is just amazing

[@kabbablabba4073]

he's extremely handsome and a talented butcher and undercover agent. he would probably be pretty successful if he wasnt also insane and ridiculously naive

[@silasberthelot1729]

Fr

[@Onyx1527]

The one where the police catch him, I still take pleasure in his complete and utter ignorance.

[@not_rick88]

26:00 i love how you can see his eyes moving side to side like he’s reading from a script. i love small details like these

[@chrisfrommrbeast]

Still waiting for that fight between Half off Oscar and Two For One Tod. Still waiting.

[@24zawisza]

samee

[@theQuickining]

I know right they can't leave it on cliffhanger like that

[@calebkarlson8630]

me too

[@saiyanfang1047]

Oscar would win hands down two for one is still half off

[@meseksbelanger8638]

Let's just hope they don't team up

[@Typi]

Fun Fact: Two-For-One Ted doesnt actaully wear glasses, those are actually two monicles.

[@e.bthischannelisnowabandon9570]

lol

[@user-sd5ne9gf7b]

That explains the lack of ear supports

[@alex.g7317]

and I don't wear trousers. I wear really tall socks

[@chrisfrommrbeast]

Tod

[@job407]

Rumor says he’s a conjoined twin with both halves totally evenly split

[@hannahdavis5818]

"no don't poke him robert" will forever be my favorite line

[@martinkalmus3761]

Same here..it were so funny and So Sad at the same time hehe

[@TerraLyte47]

Macdonalds looking at the average life expectancy of an american: "I'll cut it in half"

[@muddashucka9743]

US health insurers looking at the average life expectancy of an American: "I'll cut it in half"

[@user-ml3lg5rj1n]

US healthcare seeing your full paycheck: "I'll cut it in half!"

[@Ryokamen]

This got me excited... I thought this was the 3rd installment of the half off trilogy

[@iamchaos3967]

Me too

[@CombatSportsNerd]

That’s how they get ya

[@kyokajiro1808]

there was a 3rd and 4th installment but oscar won and cut it in half

[@Pargus]

Same

[@hfdfddbcd4701]

Originally a six parter

[@malware9668]

That first short has no business being that well animated

[@ketchoopcheeps8185]

Ted doubled the animators’ salary

[@MaestroAlvis]

It's probably the single best thing they've made

[@SavulthanTheMan]

@@ketchoopcheeps8185lol

[@ultragaming5659]

Fun fact: Half-off Oscar is actually an inter-dimensional being with the power to halve anything he touches, but is disguised as a human

[@Zaza-sb2xd]

Actually he does 2 for 1

[@leonavis]

John Battman might not be the hero we need, but he's the one we deserve

[@stringsofhell]

Put a light in a cloud

[@jameshowlettii761]

🤣💀🤣 👍

[@XD-ve4ui]

He might be not the hero that we need, he might be not the hero we deserve, but its the hero we have and its beautiful 👍

[@agentagony4945]

I love how they turned 2 good concepts (Half Off,X for 1) into legitimately interesting characters.

[@agentagony4945]

Even better is both of those concepts are somewhat equal irl. 2 for 1 gets you 2 items for the price of 1. And Half off can get you 2 items for the price of 1. They go hand in hand.

[@horseeater489]

Meaning basically if they team up they can make someone go into an infinite death by just using their abilities over and over.

[@patrickcrabb6212]

Now, if they could make the world the live in just as consistent as them it should be good. And I can see right where I've shot my foot, no need for an ambulance I'll see myself out.

[@magnuswright5572]

"I don't pay taxes, I'm rich" "Sounds smart Broots"

[@alonzohuerta2642]

Even joker doesn’t mess with the IRS!

[@userbanned4]

19:50 I Honestly Didn't Expect Cyanide & Happiness To Do A "Golden Shower" Episode. And Why Does It Have To An Old Guy That's Gonna Die In A Year?

[@adriaanackerman6540]

O oso go in a Nader badytoo make mor of thes good lick

[@huilinglee8655]

he dosent pay taxes, he gives taxes

[@mr.v1442]

26:17 John Batman: I will punch anybody in a costume or a weird suit. Furries: confused fox noises

[@Chrismas-with-no-T]

The “no” at the end of breakfast cowboy is so well done

[@kyledelosreyesmontemayor5008]

as soon as i read that i heard the “no” from breakfast cowboy

[@occidere5792]

“On the double” has got to be one of the best delivered lines ever

[@crazycat7390]

CUT IT IN HALF

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy]

@@crazycat7390 That’d be 1 for 1

[@airsoft_cartman]

Double it, and give it to the next person

[@haydendebold1536]

Why is the part where he splits the atom in half still funny after the 17th time watching it

[@Zuion_Art]

17th? I will. Cut. It. In.half

[@Nob911]

Because the delivery is good

[@SlanderKing445]

Because your a British person

[@lopwr1212]

Thomas the blue Billington E2 tank engine

[@terrynkurum4635]

probably because he said "THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER, I CUT IT IN HALF"

[@greengreed1475]

3:07 You can't chain up a man that has cut the universe in HALF.

[@thepizzacarpizza1056]

Galaxy*

[@BreadXY]

Oscar is literally the most powerful deity in existence.

[@hotelmario510]

The animation on "I won't have what he's having" sends me every time

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

i bet the 'when harry met sally' and 'home improvement' references went over the heads of millennials

[@omnirox-re3wo]

@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza damn millennials!

[@player18792]

7:40

[@charlesnorman8648]

@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza ¹qq¹1qqqqq

[@FFKonoko]

@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza home improvement aired between 1991 and 1999. Millennials were born between 1981 and 1996. So, no, plenty of millenials grew up with it. You mean zoomers?

[@jaimejimenez8858]

We need the following: Half Off Part 3 Harry the Handsome Butcher Part 4 John Battman Part 4 plz thx

[@commonsense9263]

Don’t forget Sad Larry

[@althelor]

Waiting for the bus part 3

[@thebrospros]

Shark dad 2

[@SoutParl]

Ted Bear 3

[@epiclilpumpfan2836]

Get a bunch of the superheroes and villains of the Cyanide and happiness universe and make them fight in an epic 10 minute special.

[@schleimling7540]

37 minute video? CUT IT IN HALF

[@xavieregger6707]

Technically 37 and a half minute video 😂

[@MrSlonkVR]

@@xavieregger6707there was no reason to pull out the erm actually card😭

[@oltro15]

4:40 The number on the door is “241-TODD” nice

[@captainphillips4118]

This video was actually supposed to be about an hour long… But it was CUT IN HALF

[@mikeehrmantraut441]

This comment was suppo

[@mikeehrmantraut441]

sed to be 1, but it god cut in half.

[@jmancoder]

​@@mikeehrmantraut441 Your comment was supposed to have ten likes, but it was cut in half.

[@mikeehrmantraut441]

@@jmancoder zatly

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Him separating the Siamese twins was impressive. That is difficult.

[@Artemiss1178]

he literally cut god and thats what you're impressed by?

[@kon-ichiwa6987]

@@Artemiss1178 Yes.

[@vampiregamingyt8754]

Well, maybe the kids were lucky and didn't have any vital organs conjoined

[@moxstoleyoursocks2241]

there is no limit to his power

[@daviesugo7641]

The idea of using the last drop of his infinite power is hilarious 😂😂

[@user-jq9xw5hx5z]

??

[@daviesugo7641]

​@@user-jq9xw5hx5z If his strength is infinite, there can't be a last drop.

[@allan6770]

Is this compilation too long? I CUT IT IN HALF!

[@josefmcleod6374]

We call that 2x speed

[@CorruptAxolotl]

i feel like Oscar was in the room when they were making Attack On Titan and deciding the story Your Marco too wholesome? CUT. HIM. IN. HALF.

[@gray_cutiewolfgg2336]

Jeez

[@rico653caines3]

Words cannot describe how I feel after reading that.

[@CorruptAxolotl]

@@rico653caines3 good

[@travelsizedarchie]

Your eren got too powerful? Cut his lifespan in half.

[@justasalamander2621]

The quality of the show got too high? CUT THAT IN HALF ....I hate aot so much now

[@Heatrecks]

There really is NO LIMIT to his power

[@Zuion_Art]

NO LIMIT!!!? *I WILL CUT. IT. IN. HALF!!!*

[@RucaDoo]

@@Zuion_Art yeah, this reply was too long so h

[@ethankennan212]

…Unless someone cuts his power in half!😂

[@Heatrecks]

@@ethankennan212 TWICE THE UNLIMITED POWER?!?!

[@FizzleFX]

6:33 and that's why we call it 'High as a Kite' :)

[@sabirosmanli]

Referances: 03:05 galactus referance 07:44 Tim Allen "i won't have what he's having" referance 10:17 music “Cello Suite No.1 in G major” referance 11:55 looney tunes enter referance 15:33 Bill Gates referance 20:11 Who Wants to Be A Millionaire? referace 24:42 joker and batman and robin referance 28:17 many types of Dc comic villiams referance 30:38 justice league referance

[@fofspicyeyes]

*reference

[@MJodana]

Galactus is actually the living tribunal

[@fofspicyeyes]

@@MJodana It's both.

[@wigger69]

9:02 attack on titan reference

[@seanmorgan2356]

I F***n love the metal riff in the "cut it in half" segment.

[@EricDravenThaCrow]

Me too

[@watema3381]

Me three

[@robplimmer7886]

Me half

[@leanna4945]

Timestamp?

[@ComicalRealm]

The 1st one seems like something you'd see in GTA 5 either on the TV or on the radio.

[@hunn20004]

I would pay money to see their toons in a GTA style game...or any open world

[@g-droidgaming4961]

3:46 the most anime moment ever

[@solidtok3nn770]

4:00 that’s sum regular show type stuff

[@lokidasavage9183]

I am so excited for the Harry the HB's, Senior Cleanfist's and the Pistol dude's escape episode.

[@liamnebula]

It's probably never coming, it's a very very old episode.

[@lokidasavage9183]

Yeah, you are probably right :(

[@valverios]

@@liamnebula why

[@owencole2406]

Senor*

[@lokidasavage9183]

@@affalterbachamg2094 I am glad that u told me cause I have not been watching c&h as much as I did before, thank you

[@sycho-tech5104]

Still waiting for the final battle between ’Half off Oscar’ and ‘two for one Todd’ My favorite line “You Will pay The proportionate value of the half of the product you receive.”

[@watema3381]

_"There is no LIMIT. TO. MY. POWER!!!"_

[@hungryrefrigerator5784]

Ultimate fight: Ted bear vs Oscar vs the two for one guy vs airplane dad.

[@vylothlustincarnate6174]

Over a year later, and I'm still waiting for the showdown for these two.

[@fearziel8622]

Can we just all agree that the half off guy was the best series that cyanide and happiness made it's just plain epic!!!!

[@dominikblack8943]

Ted Bear would like a word with you. But you won't see him there. Ya know why? Cuz he's Ted Bear.

[@speenta4879]

I love it but the Stockholm’s are insanely funny

[@fearziel8622]

@@speenta4879 no like Stockholms is like os an actuall series what i meant was that it was a series that just happened

[@ethanbishop802]

I like the story of sad larry

[@CookerX32]

Cut that opinion is HALF!!

[@sternis1]

And here I thought this would be the third installment in the Half-off Oscar saga.

[@85man56]

That reverse pee jumpscare actually got me lmao

[@gerald8664]

I can’t believe I came back years later and never got a continuation of half off guy vs two for one guy. Literally would’ve been a sick animation to do.

[@Ofxzh]

Something scarier than a man who can cut every in half? We never get to see his full power.

[@rya3190]

Only ever half of it...

[@parkerf6649]

He cut the video

[@Zuion_Art]

*FULL POWER!!!?* I WILL CUT. IT. IN. HALF!!!

[@watema3381]

_"You fool! I haven't even used HALF of my power!"_

[@Zuion_Art]

@@watema3381 "cut" it out bro. Did you laugh? no? Ok I quit.

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

1:34 Ultron: “Thanos about to snap half of all life in your Universe?”

[@101design5]

Jesus loves you 🙂

[@BeeBeau]

5:07 I was expecting to see the guy regenerate like the Doctor

[@zagekrel8265]

John Battman is the super hero we've always wanted but never deserved him.

[@tryan2fail388]

The video was originally 18 minutes and 44 seconds but 2 for one todd has given us double the time :3

[@LandBoundFish]

Nonono, Half Of Oscar cut it and Two For One Todd restored what was left.

[@hollowknightenjoyer0]

@@LandBoundFish Oscar missed

[@AJTacoMans]

its actually the orginal length, oscard cut it in half then todd came to the rescue

[@noo-one]

If Todd Two for One was at the same team as Half off Oscar, they could combine their powers, and cut two halfs in one, making the price 25% of it's original price.

[@midnightveteran1249]

For a fourth Fred

[@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200]

@@midnightveteran1249 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@cephery8482]

Oscar could cut something in half and then todd could duplicate it, repairing it at the same keeping the price halved.

[@FilmsByJRP]

Mistress Death: There’s too many people in the universe. Thanos: I’LL CUT IT IN HALF!!

[@gunss1649]

HAHAHAHA I think this is the true movie one not avengers one 😂😂😂

[@ThePsych123]

So when will Half Off 3: "What If... Half Off Oscar Was Cut In Half?" come out?

[@fossil1266]

I’m guessing they put this compilation to bring the hype back so it’s probably gonna be coming soon

[@Sh1ft3r123]

I think two for one Todd will make 2 half off oscars, thus spiraling the problem further out of control and setting it up for a sequel

[@Xman1020]

@@fossil1266 the hype was never gone

[@theradionicrevival8068]

They add a new edition to every ongoing storyline in CH once a year

[@jhesidstevensuarezberrio319]

Quarter car

[@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre]

I never noticed it until now, but at 22:19, you can see Rudy’s grave in the background.

[@commonguy7076]

Holy shit

[@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre]

@@commonguy7076 ikr lol I was just looking around for the grandmas buried treasure she talked about in the seance but I found something much better - a reference to an old cyanide and happiness video! You’re welcome. I’d be a fool not to share it with others lol

[@penjelajahnekopoi3709]

"DAMN RIGHT"

[@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre]

@@penjelajahnekopoi3709 Ayyyyy looks like someone knows what I'm talkin' bout lmao

[@muhammadazim3374]

"Serve Your right Ass" Rudy Spirit watch from his grave -

[@__N7]

Half Off needs a sequel. We want to see how it unveils

[@AnAppleWithEyes]

31:12 didn’t expect to hear mr Hadel here. I’d recognize that goblin voice anywhere

[@LazerPotato7]

I swear if I don’t see a half off Oscar vs two for one Todd battle I will cry

[@somechannelguy]

Considering there is a multiverse, the Just, Us Friends has to be in another universe of the Justice League. I want there to be a crossover now.

[@seancopeland1037]

Better than something series?

[@massacremark6782]

John Battman: Don't you hate it when that happens, I did. This had me wheezing.

[@reverseflashplays8615]

Bro cared about the $500 more than the family gold🤣🤣😭

[@johnnyeklof9209]

5:26 BY ALL THAT IS HOLY THAT LINES INSANE!!!

[@susanimations5339]

Top 1 most epic anime scene ever Number 1: 3:31

[@blakeetter280]

The best part of this is always that it’s impossible to predict how it’s going to end.

[@Bludood337]

C&H is probably the closest to south park level quality that anyone will ever achieve.

[@loismuller6403]

30:23 OMG HE LIED HE HAS A PHONE

[@donutgam1ng]

"How about I cut that price... IN *HALF!"* **breaks the chains of the cosmos**

[@pretz9180]

(Yelling)

[@giormr_heks]

The all in half and double is way better than marvel movies XD

[@suggestedusername6662]

That’s crazy as shit one of my fb memories is the half off video. “There is no limit to my power. I’ll cut it in ha-“

[@bob2001298]

Think this comment is too long, I'll cut it in half

[@PeterK0489]

Do you waiting too long for the next video about half off episode 3? I will cut this time (where you arę still waiting for video) IN *HALF* !!!!

[@shorlock]

This made my whole week.

[@TC-cs5wy]

Half off Oscar: Are you a child who is liveing your best life with parents who love you and each other?, Cut it in half

[@Dr-Stabs]

We need a battle between the gods Stevie Mcbusiness and John Battman

[@GrimReaperXIII]

put a light in a cloud

[@Dr-Stabs]

Ok

[@juanenarrier4997]

@@GrimReaperXIII “I’ll CUT IT IN HALF!!!”

[@jaedyn9684]

i love how the new and old art styles look of this series

[@matthewgarner7215]

25:11 Kid: Mom, can we have batman? Mom: No,son. We have batman at home. *Batman At Home:*

[@Alan-uk7dh]

1:13 dude I actually thought 😂

[@Sonic-BOM]

This channel is so amazing with their daily uploads. They deserve to have 15M subscribers. Let's go guys

[@orbeezeater]

What I'm most confused about is why behind Harry's face is just hollow bone while behind his manager's is y'know, normal human things, like tendons and muscles.

[@Night-zn4ew]

What kind of human can just swap their face for a cd like a Lego piece.

[@katyungodly]

Harry cut deeper on himself lol

[@johnarken1810]

Beauty is only skin deep.

[@Cushla-np4pt]

Harry is beyond human anatomy

[@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200]

@@Cushla-np4pt Yes

[@demiurge5463]

“don’t poke him Robert “

[@CaptainBBS]

While watching this I accidentally cut my cheese in half.

[@dungeonsfurries4814]

When you’ve already watched literally all of these episodes: i… have never been so reminded of a life i do not have..

[@nukacat7691]

When it said I’ll cut it in half 3 I thought it would have part three of that series but I guess I will go back to sitting in a corner until it comes out

[@user-wb8wt9fd5h]

2:33 Infinity War reference

[@barrel9158]

the ChiiIiiIIldren! that bathroom one got me by surPEES XD

[@Garm_Hound]

Thanos: not enough resources for the population, I'll cut it in half

[@Garm_Hound]

@ᴛᴀᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴇᴇ Emma ok why do I care

[@gunss1649]

Is that gamora ?

[@nawbie]

2:29 I love the thanos meme you put there lol

[@stolaslikestea6169]

The cut in half man is one of the most powerful entities in the universe, he can cut anything in half no matter the size, shape or form, he can cut things smaller than an atom and he cut the the universe in half, extremely powerful.

[@carltonbanks1240]

Cut it in half 😂 I'm over here cracking up in the middle of an airport. 4 hour layover!? THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER!

[@liliowen2132]

Can’t wait for Part 3, I’m rooting for Oscar

[@mrchew6347]

Ok the John battman bit is a master piece . . ."put a light in a cloud" instant NFT!

[@annabethjadisdoulton4554]

Prices running you up the wall. It's absolutely priceless.😅

[@Ilovebob4424]

1:47 bro's lucky he sat on the left side

[@dimplesthehuman6120]

"No don't poke him Robert" best line

[@paytontriplett7967]

When they say "To be continued" but continued never comes 😢😭😭

[@swirlybulldozer3105]

They cut the series in half

[@macaemeia146]

True

[@A3B_Yates]

I like how Oscar has a cut-in-half tie and Tod has 2 ties

[@williamchamberlain2263]

9:15:AoT from the Titans' perspective

[@tonyobrien9848]

Whoever sang the light in the cloud song has an amazing voice :D

[@samtherat6]

So many unresolved storylines.

[@micahschatz8001]

I love Harry's theme song 😂

[@Vanisher]

They nailed the emotionless voice for John Battman

[@hunteremmerson7149]

I love the thanos refrance "what did it cost HALF"

[@mastadonking3816]

Half Off Oscar vs Two for One Todd. The ultimate battle for ultimate destiny.

[@saulbrickmangaming5794]

Love this!