Exposed: Troubling Trend Behind Shane Dawson's Conspiracy Theories

[@NickDiRamioTV]

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[@AbbyKiernan]

Nick diramio I can’t wait for your video about Irish Wish!!

[@shanmo92]

@user-os2gm6hv9lnot you. Shane Dawson does. You have to listen.

[@annonone93]

imagine the plastic fumes Shane inhaled from watching that water bottle melt

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

“Mediocre sense of humor” is the most generous thing you’ve ever said.

[@AndyJoBabyDoll]

HAH! Yes, I thought the same thing 🤣

[@Mama_Bear524]

For real

[@irradiated_woman8016]

Definitely generous lmao. Shane's sense of humor really plunders the depths of banality.

[@GM-qq1wi]

Mediocre, period. Sense of humour is generous

[@HushSkunk]

Charitable enough for them to claim it on their taxes!

[@Rain_boot]

No one tell him about how Pringles aren't technically classified as chips. He'll make a 30 minute video about lighting it on fire or something😭

[@Morepanthers]

I popped and then I stopped. Conspiracy proven.

[@_joslynjohnson]

he already did one

[@Digital_muse]

Guess what no matter what he does he makes money at this point I don’t think he gaf about what he’s posting … as long as he’s getting views . The fact he’s making more money and happier then anyone in these comments is hilarious 😂

[@22joshbb]

@@Digital_muse and yet you're here commenting and using a KZbin channel that can barely hit 200 views flexing the money of someone who wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire. Stay classy, maybe you'll hit 300 views someday.😁

[@Digital_muse]

@@22joshbb thx for proving my point he won’t even spit on yall are everyone over here saying they hate him and stuff how pathetic maybe yall will open your hearts and not judge someone so much . I don’t need views and I wasn’t flexing money. It’s common since that yall would hate on someone doing better then u. Your paragraph was pointless other then proving my point 😂

[@Arlothed1no]

Kraft does melt. When you're cooking it over a heat source. NOT WHEN YOU'RE DIRECTLY APPLYING FIRE.

[@buzzinbea]

What we've learned in this video is that Shane is worse than a caveman. Doesn't know what fire is or quite how to use it.

[@okmoonshapedlimb1505]

😂😂😂​@@buzzinbea

[@Inuyashagirl2015]

Shit, Kraft melts if you just leave a sandwich with it inside a plastic bag in your backpack until lunchtime at school at room temp, it gets all over your fingers when you try to pull the sandwich out😂 BUT TELL ME AGAIN HOW POOR YOU WERE SHANE

[@chocomelo454]

Yeah like if I take a clump of dried paint and then directly set it on fire, it'll get all crispy because of the flame being so close. If I place it on something that is directly above a fire, it'll slowly melt back into what it originally was because of the heat

[@rachelblake2350]

That Mindy thing is hilarious. "This is what we will evolve into if we keep using technology." My guy. That is not how evolution works. Bad posture isn't a heritable trait. Using a smartphone won't change your DNA. Just because you spend all day hunched over your desk, you kid isn't going to be born with C-shaped spine. Conspiracy theorists and scientific illiteracy, name a more iconic duo.

[@Kaz7.]

Not to mention how long it takes for new traits to develop bc of evolution, the human species will be long dead before that could happen lol global warming will save us

[@cottoncatpersonal]

Literally they make a "evolutionary" model every year. The scientists always say it's hypothetical and not scientific, but the media sources like Shane never talks about that.

[@kayla_mallen]

Fr, he's literally talking about Lamarckian evolution as if it hasn't been disproved over and over again for ages 💀💀💀

[@sarahgent2674]

Technically epigenetics is a thing, but that's extremely still not how evolution works!!! I made a very long comment about this but in mentioning how evolution does work I used the word that people replace with unalive so I think KZbin took it down

[@aster5285]

Somehow, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck has returned.

[@anyalaASMR]

God I hate Shane’s low “spooky” drama voice he does in these videos. I cannot believe I used to watch him as a teenager. I also can’t believe people still watch him as adults.

[@SpecialBlanket]

Lol i like it. It's soothing.

[@elxise1033]

@@SpecialBlanketoh lord

[@Idenquinn]

for real everytime he does it i recreate it to see how blatantly dumb it'd sound if it was anyone else. cant believe we were brainwashed to like this cheeto-dust brain.

[@oww161]

teens are dumb, no reason to be ashamed. idk he seemed to be a big thing amongst murican children.

[@amandarhoads4640]

We all gotta learn to forgive ourselves for some of the wildly stupid shit we did when we were teenagers. The human brain literally isn't fully developed until our mid twenties, so, as adults, we can look back at our teen years and realize that we weren't that far past the halfway point of having "fully cooked" brains, but we didn't know that, and even if we did, we didn't think it applied to *us*, well, I know that's how *I* thought as a teenager, and now that I'm a mother of 4, 2 of which are teenagers, I *GET IT*. But my teenagers don't. Not yet. But they'll look back someday and cringe at a bunch of the shit they did when they were teens (hopefully 😮‍💨😂).

[@marley.hendrix]

Growing up poor, I've noticed a LONG TIME AGO the differences between "ice cream" and "frozen dairy dessert"due to being...poor. those names have been on the box for years! It's nothing new. It's like Shane finally noticed the difference just now. But tell us again how POOR you are, Shane. 🙄

[@SpecialBlanket]

Yeah I was like who's never seen american cheese melt? I didn't have that in my home growing up but i have at least had friends who ate it and seen it melted. I've seen it in school lunches.

[@larissabrglum3856]

​@@SpecialBlanketIt is in fact one of the meltiest cheeses (or "cheese products," I guess)

[@jaybee2337]

@@SpecialBlanketit’s the best cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches.

[@fungi5350]

@@larissabrglum3856 fun fact, cheese spread is made from cheese that accumulates on the sides of times while making “real cheese” that’s why is a cheese product instead of just a cheese. It’s not made how traditional cheese is made so it doesn’t get to be called “cheese”

[@nullskey8370]

he’s grown up poor and was poor many years but he doesn’t know what discount food is and how it works??? 🤔

[@mirabelarmstrong433]

I lived at a sober living facility where one of the staff was a huge Shane/Jeffree fan and was constantly defending their racism to me… it was safe to say I was *unsettled*

[@SpecialBlanket]

Why were you even in that convo lol? I don't talk abt this stuff irl

[@mamawray]

​@@SpecialBlanketthey might not have been 'in the conversation' per se. Group living situations often only have one large common area. And you can't necessarily go to your private sleeping space whenever you want. It depends on the program, of course. But group living for people in recovery is not usually as simple as a group home for the unhoused. It's usually more like an intensive outpatient program, where much of your life in the home is scheduled and regulated.

[@xletragedyx]

Amazing you stayed sober around that fucking nonsense. ❤ good work fr though

[@AetherIdol]

​@@SpecialBlanketweird take away from that comment.

[@faeriegraver]

I went to rehab and detox facilities where staff would play videos off KZbin for group. Mostly it was stuff you'd expect like TedTalks. But at detox there was a staff member who played Russell Brand videos for our meetings. But aside from that, both staff and clients will talk about all sorts of things. I was at rehab for three months and staff members picked up on my likes and dislikes by coming into my room during room checks and seeing me watching or reading about certain things. When you're in somewhere long-term, people talk about all sorts of stuff. Staff in places like that, and homeless hostels, I've often found to be extremely unpleasant. It sounds like the staff member the person commented about was the one bringing forward the information. Staff are often very forward when it comes to talking about things. Whether it's personal stuff they aren't even supposed to be disclosing, or saying wild stuff about supporting KZbinrs racist BS.​@@SpecialBlanket

[@Carlisle-mn3fv]

Nick and Shane’s “beef” is probably some of the best content on this platform 🤣 How people like Shane STILL have an audience and allowed to produce “content” is beyond me

[@Ghost-lt4sf]

Wait, is there actual "beef"???? Has Shane DARED to say anything about Absolute Sass & Clapback Master Nick??? 😆

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

It’s less beef and more Nick taking an objective, adult look at Shane’s content.

[@Ghost-lt4sf]

@@xxIluvyouguysxxoh yeah okay. Lol, I was honestly gonna be shocked if Shane had the balls to try to defend himself in anyway against Nick's reads and analysis.

[@ratgurl1]

the fact shane still has huge sponsors is unreal. give nick that money, cowards!

[@luke.jaguar]

I can't believe someone has to explain that if you put a flame directly onto most things, they'll most likely burn and not melt. Marshmallows don't melt if you stick them directly in a flame, same with cheese.

[@CJMGalaxy]

And American cheese's main property and utility is the fact that it *melts so well.* That's why it's common on burgers and melts and why I like to chuck a slice or two in my ramen to make it creamier. It's baffling that this man has probably consumed kraft singles throughout his life and never considers that he has not been biting into rubberized cheese sheets.

[@SpecialBlanket]

Yeah i don't get how he's never seen melted american cheese, hasn't everyone at least had it at summer camp or smtg?

[@larissabrglum3856]

Also, cheeses that don't really melt do exist (such as halloumi) and there's nothing dangerous about them, they just have a higher melting point

[@MurronWright]

Marshmallows directly over a flame do eventually melt.

[@CJMGalaxy]

@@larissabrglum3856 Shane strikes me as the sort of person who thinks any food that isn't American is gross. Unless, of course, it's trendy, in which case he LOVES it.

[@sharrkan9177]

Shane's evolution theory is wild. Did they not teach him in high school that your posture doesn't pass down? Like, how just because two parents are bodybuilders doesn't mean the kid will have muscle, because bodybuilding isn't genetic? In order for Shane's theory to work, people would need to be attracted to people like that, and we'd need to continually reproduce over a period of time with people with those features. Not sit in certain positions for prolonged periods of time. Like. They explicitly taught that. And I'm a history major, I haven't practiced that knowledge in years.

[@ruthie8785]

Did he get confused by those ape-to-man silhouette graphics that show a switch from arboreal living to bipedalism and just didn’t understand it at even the most basal level?

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@ruthie8785 Yes I'm pretty sure that's what happened

[@brookeg5979]

Shane doesn't care about the ANSWERS, he just wants the views that asking the questions get him. Including asking dumb questions, or knowing full well that what he's saying is BS. Because it gets views, both from his stans as well as outrage views from his detractors. Win win and requires no smarts at all. God he's the poster child of being The Worst.

[@gizmo_gadgets6482]

Even funnier when you remember the fact that these traits like bad posture and tech neck can be changed! You can work on getting better posture and correct tech neck (yeah it takes effort but everything does).

[@wishbone-p4550]

WOO thank you nick for filtering shane's content into something tolerable

[@treblemaker1951]

Truly a public service

[@RusPitman]

Shane’s content is only tolerable when it’s 90% Nick 😂

[@salty-t8183]

Shane talked about being a dad then made an in*est joke 30 seconds later IN A CONSPIRACY VIDEO

[@Hersheychocolate12]

I was thinking of his humor and behavior with that new doc that’s out on hbo tbh…

[@amnoirgg8563]

I’m dying over here 😹😹

[@apriljk6557]

People so incapable of self awareness shouldn't be online.

[@sideshowmob]

@@Hersheychocolate12 what doc?

[@irradiated_woman8016]

​@@sideshowmobthey're probably talking about "quiet on the set" new doc about CSA at nickelodeon

[@NightmareExplorer]

It is more than a creepy that grown men creates this strange kind of content that certainly is not for adults, but also is not for kids. He's giving me drunk dirty uncle at the kids table during family gathering vibes.

[@cyanidesmile7263]

Nick sensed the antisemitic "the powers that be" dog whistle without even realizing it.

[@GM-qq1wi]

Lol, while talking about thejewish space laser conspiracy, what a bozo.

[@bloodyneptune]

Wait, "the powers that be" is an antisemitic dog whistle?? I use the phrase because of Buffy...great. Antisemitics ruin everything.

[@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272]

Considering Shane's brother has said things in their podcast that align with Spirit Science, a line of conspiracies that counts "The Hebrews" as interdimensional *nonhuman* time travelling species (but don't worry! The Jews aren't the EVIL aliens so saying they aren't human isn't bigoted, guys!! /s), I'm not surprised.

[@BlisaBLisa]

@@GM-qq1wi not rly the jewish space laser conspiracy, this is just a ufo conspiracy. its still obviously full of antisemitism but it is a different theory lol edit: nvm i misunderstood what he was describing yea thats just the jewish space laser i think

[@parkerrevelle2424]

Nick, the Gods not Dead creators made another movie, it’s called Nefarious and it’s a horrificly awful horror movie. It seems like something you’d like

[@michaelio6548]

Nefarious is SO BAD i hope nick reviews it 😭

[@Listening_Books12345]

Oh god, I'm so excited. Nick hasn't even gotten through the GnD franchise!

[@blackbird797]

Yes! Willie's Muse covered it on his channel and I would LOVE to see Nick do a clip breakdown.

[@androgynylunacy]

I hope he will review it, too.

[@mamawray]

Or at least Nock might like to demolish it.

[@jacquelynsmale8079]

Also these underesearched, "just asking questions" videos might seem innocent, but with the whole "global elite"/ "one world order" nonsense, that can quickly become very dangerous and antisemitic. I think folks don't realize how much damage they can do when they give these theories any sort of credibility. Shane could be introducing people to a rabbit hole of extremism and that's super irresponsible of him+

[@OliverStarfall]

The minute I heard “united world order” and “space lasers” I immediately knew that the extreme version of that conspiracy was that it was “the Jewish” being behind everything like this nonsense is violently dangerous

[@shatteredscry]

The problem with having a series called 'conspiracy theories' is that it's left for the viewer's interpretation: either entertainment or truth. I luckily know the fine line, but other people buy into it so much they act out as if it's the Boston tea party.

[@mayanaw.9027]

Yes, I just commented this. In the era of self-radicalization via the internet + knowing young boys specifically are being targeted with this stuff... That's the real danger here, especially when we know people's media literacy sucks. It's so irresponsible to be legitimizing not debunking these conspiracy theories.

[@josieblue]

thank you for saying this!! if you look into it enough practically all conspiracy theories end up being antisemitic somehow, i’m VERY wary of people who call themselves conspiracy theorists. distrust in science is not the way yall

[@knoelle1357]

Nah, the elites that people most often refer to are people like the Rockefellers, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, the Royal Family, etc, none of whom are Jewish. Why is it bad to call out billionaires who did/do blatantly bad things and whose dynasties once openly supported horrific things like eugenics? Shane Dawson is just awful, terrible at research, unfunny and he’s the problem, imo, and he picks the dumbest “conspiracy theories” to highlight.

[@iang.9904]

“Drain Clogson” absolutely killed me, took me out, I choked on my food. Oh my goodness.

[@Heather_Duke]

I like that Shane has such a problem with certain foods and how they're named or with their packaging, meanwhile he'd probably eat a day old fish taco that's been locked in his hot car all night.

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

You know that’s exactly what he smells like too

[@coolliz21]

😂😂😂

[@mamawray]

Yes and film it. Like, "Look at me! This will give me diarrhea! Ha ha! Bathroom humor."

[@Heather_Duke]

@@mamawray Yup. That would definitely be something he'd do. Then he'd probably act shocked that it made him so sick.

[@ChrystalVanDusseldorp]

And wash it down with a 12-pack of diet A&W😄

[@themusicaljunkie37]

You mean companies are doing online marketing campaigns in order to go viral ... OMG CONSPIRACY! MATRIX BROKEN.

[@lonesavior]

How, in this world packed with shady businesses, does he fixate on the least nefarious actions so often? You can't take 2 steps in the chocolate industry without stepping in human rights violations, but Shane's over here shaking about off-brand makeup.

[@Bjorksbackyard]

Next he’ll cover the concept of companies producing something at a lower cost than they sell it for. Groundbreaking.

[@RebaMedia]

The frozen dessert thing is so dumb too because like does he think frozen desserts shouldn't exist?? What are people who have dairy sensitivities suppose to eat?? It's labeled that way so you know that there's a difference between the two and can avoid stuff with cream, like my god. Like it's not a conspiracy it is very specifically labeled as a frozen dessert, it's not hidden away. Anyone with dairy sensitivities could tell you that.

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Drumsticks definitely have dairy in them, but it's more like a Wendy's Frosty in that it's a more lightweight product. But I 100% agree!! It's insane how alarmist he's trying to be about foods when he eats enough Crumbl cookies to legally earn shares in the company. Wild...

[@RebaMedia]

@@ZijnShayatanica Yeah for sure I was more meaning like either they are avoiding cream entirely depending on the dessert (popsicles for example or vegan products) or avoiding an abundance of cream than would b e enough to cause the person to be sick. A small percentage of cream will not be an issue for a lot of people with dairy sensitivities, but full on ice cream heavy on cream will be.

[@FarkleBeans]

I agree. He also misses points on things, like, it IS a dessert. There isn't just "ice cream" in the box. There's cones, toppings, fillings, nuts, whatever else happens to top the ice cream-like substance. Which is why they're often called sundae cones. He picks one thing to dramatize and skips over common sense. Can't stand the man. Next video, he's going to freak out over Oreos being called sandwich cookies, because they contain no sandwiches, and HE contains no brain cells.

[@jaynestrange]

@@RebaMedia That's me lol. It sounds counterintuitive, but high quality ice cream makes me feel nasty and cheaper "frozen treats" are fine.

[@Fortress7]

your beauty mark is giving Madonna, Marilyn, Marie Antoinette

[@gabbyabbott4965]

All of the M’s.

[@deeconstruction8163]

I was thinking Melanoma.

[@paulinejeann4058]

Or human Shrek when he steals those clothes and the mole lol

[@cuteincolour4289]

I lowkey love it

[@GM-qq1wi]

Don't forget Christina

[@babyvia6712]

The Kraft singles part is especially funny, because Shane freaking out that the singles “aren’t” melting and him showing footage of a slice of cheese clearly melting shows that he thinks that “melting” is the same as “bursting into flames”. It’s clearly melting, because the fire isn’t spreading. The cheese is liquifying, instead of providing more oxygen for the flames to devour. Jesus, he’s impossible.

[@fungi5350]

That scientific knowledge is about 4 grade levels above Shane’s 7th grade operating level

[@ArianaAlexis]

15:13 I would just like to point out that 'evolve' is not the correct term. Having humanity 'evolve' to look like Mindy would require extreme selective pressure where those traits would either become beneficial for survival or make it easier for people to mate with the goal of reproduction. And I don't see how the genes for a hunchback and tech claw would be selected for or advantageous. If anything, these traits would just be a consequence of our lifestyle. Sorry for the rant. It's just a pet peeve of mine when people misuse the term evolution. And hearing it come from Shane made me 10x more annoyed.

[@ThatFont]

❤ Nice to see you here!

[@sebastienrobinson2758]

At this point you're just his editor Nick

[@anyalaASMR]

💀💀💀

[@scz1770]

At least finally he has one!

[@tropezando]

Shane crapping his pants over an ice cream sandwich, not caring that the frosting on his innumerable cookies and his blended frappucinos are likely made of the same stabilizers.

[@fungi5350]

Right?? Probably even more since they’re typically room temp

[@Throatzillaaa]

I love those little girls' energy when "the unknown" comes out! Lol, "nooo."

[@Baralai]

“Dentures out, muppet mouth, how the grinch stole my baby from Walmart smile of yours” 🤣🤣😂😂

[@xguavax]

Immediately dropped whatever I was doing before this I love shane slander

[@scz1770]

Shlander

[@Megan-cd6sh]

Not slander when it's true.

[@sammyinbrooklyn]

Well deserved true slander.

[@andiebear1515]

shane slander! love it 😂

[@fabdragon2071]

The Unknown is an LGBTQ+ icon! Literally hangs out with pennywise+babadook all the time!

[@cuteincolour4289]

That Stanley story isnt even correct. Stanley cups used to sell to outdoorsy peeps. But then a woman approached them and said 'wow, i think you should market to women'. They gave her stock and it sold well so they then pivoted that way. Once it started to blow up then they started hiring social media managers, which unlike what Shane said is quite common these days.

[@alepolait8951]

And there are soooo many articles and marketing literature about it too! Like Stanley is an amazing case study of a brand adapting, diversifying and capitalizing on viral trends. The info is out there. You can even find their quarterly financial info. Shane just refuses to use the internet for anything useful.

[@egman8971]

"it's not illegal to have a small life" made me choke

[@JulesBiscuits]

What fills me with rage is that the conspiracy theories he obsesses over are all rooted in antisemitism and racism. I just can't with Shane

[@bojomoonlight]

those are shane’s favorite things!

[@JulesBiscuits]

@@bojomoonlight other than making fun of the "love of his life" and diet rootbeer

[@Monicamojito]

🤣🤣🤣

[@please_im_a_staaar]

I don't think he realizes that. He's so sheltered and lives in his own bubble under a rock so he can hide from criticism and negative information of any kind that he doesn't know where things come from and why. He just doesn't give a shit. Why would he? He's rich.

[@bryh555]

Shayne has been famous and rich for like 50 years why has he still not gotten a more flattering hair style. Like I'm not trying to hair shame but there's got be a barber that can make something work for him

[@larissabrglum3856]

He's had so many hairstyles and none of them have looked good on him

[@ave6808]

nick is diabolically underrated. best reads of the 21st century gagged without fail every time

[@NickDiRamioTV]

That means the world to me. Thank you so much and for your kind words.

[@daneekaplan4284]

This is EXACTLY what conspiracy theorist do- they ask the big question "isn't it weird, Hmmmmmm?" They don't bother googling it or going through a thought process, they just constantly do the "Hmmmmm...seems weird" .

[@please_im_a_staaar]

The only conspiracy theory I'm willing to believe is that powerful ppl in positions of power create and encourage the rapid spread of these conspiracy theories to distract some population from actual real problems like climate change, poverty and general war crimes they are doing all over the world 👁️👄👁️ Cause otherwise I don't understand how so many ppl believe in these easily debunkable things if the pushing of these dumb theories is not being actively sponsored by someone.

[@FrootLoopz88]

You know the word "conspiracy theorist" was made up to make ppl who QUESTION things **as we ALL should DO!** look like they're crazy. 🙈🙉🙊←That's how they want us all to be! COMPLIANT.... SMDH

[@HeyitsBri_]

😂😂😂😂 hmmmmmm?

[@ArturGlass.C]

The number of times that I've had an anti-vaxxer go "but why does it do that hmmm?" in front of me when I actually could answer that question is pretty high. Sadly they don't care about the truth so they just shifted to something else.

[@nerdjournal]

Not necessarily. They do google it, they just don't give any credit to anything that contradicts their views. They don't look for answers, they look to affirm their own beliefs. That's why they always tell everyone to do their own research. Because they think research is searching for information that supports their thesis. When, in reality, the proper way to validate something is to try your best to INVALIDATE it.

[@Seawiz21]

Thank you for your service Nick.

[@NickDiRamioTV]

Thank YOU for coming to watch!!

[@BeckaBeckaBecky]

Everyone knows fire can’t melt steel Stanley cups🙄

[@Morepanthers]

😂

[@ciderodd4278]

Lol

[@MakaykayLAMB]

Also, we KNOW Shane is putting diet soda in his Stanley’s like he’s never heard of water.

[@PollyW326]

LOL! Is it still Diet A&W Root Beer? Or ya know, he's all about "water tok" now. ROFLOL

[@pagespurls]

ik this is about shane, but nick just awoke the core memory i had buried of me getting in trouble in computer class as a child because i knew where to find the saddam unaliving video and so i showed it to them all in class. true millennial core.

[@Morepanthers]

All the beheading videos going around isn't brought up in the nostalgia bait much lol

[@definitelynotashark1799]

The way the IT admins at my school in the early 2000s banned Miniclip but not Rotten from the school network 💀 Also all the admins were students themselves, just nerds.

[@fungi5350]

Saw such awful gore pictures during our free period…maybe the music teacher shouldn’t have had his bf over during free period lol

[@DerRotSpassvogel]

You know, I had briefly heard about people talking about "Stanly Cups" and I was like "what is everyone talking about? Isn't that the hockey thing?"

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Right?!! My initial reaction was "How is anyone BUYING a Stanley Cup?" Lmao. Well... The only similarity is that people have gotten their asses kicked in pursuit of either cup. Hahah 😂🤣

[@erinmcgee1160]

I still think of the NHL when I hear people talk about the "Stanley Cup"

[@daynasafranek7807]

I kept getting excited about the “fighting over the Stanley cup”, every time. 😂😢

[@wishbone-p4550]

also nothing new but shane sounds like one of those conservative moms on facebook who's all up in essential oils and such

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Literally 😂

[@ChrystalVanDusseldorp]

His next video is going to be sponsored by Young Living or DoTerra😄😄😄

[@sarahsmiles11]

The “bad vibes matter” protest sent me 😂

[@OBCDeeznutz]

"Wtf is in that [drumstick]?!" Sugar. You're paying for and consuming sugar.

[@fungi5350]

Right? The answer is almost always sugar fat and salt. That’s what makes stuff taste yummy and keeps it more shelf stable.

[@theskyplanet2702]

The alien theory is literally the plot of COMIC BOOK CLASSIC Watchmen, it’s popular enough that it has inspired a multitude of works, has many awards…. It’s like coming up with a conspiracy theory about wizards being real and having a school for spells in Scotland - it’s that popular and accessible.

[@jaynestrange]

I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR 💀

[@Happytravellerkimmy]

"These two bearded turkey meatballs..."😂 Profoundly accurate.

[@amnoirgg8563]

Comparing Shane to The Unknown is so f kin funny 😹😹 I scream every time I see him just like that kid

[@scz1770]

Btw their kids' names are Jet Parker and Max Chandler so basically Phoebe and Rickshaw are correct

[@Ashley-mq2vd]

People who promote conspiracy theories without doing any research into them are such pos's. Thank you for the Shane slander. You look amzing btw. ❤

[@apriljk6557]

Half the time they're just spreading 'Not See' meth conspiracies and (giving them the BOD, they probably don't deserve) don't even know it.

[@nathanielblaze6847]

You're right about the switch from UFO to UAF. UAF is more linguistically accurate for the following reasons. The word unidentified remains because we KNOW that they are not identified. No brainer there. But, we don't KNOW that these things are "flying," just that they are spotted in the air, hence Aerial. Also, we don't KNOW they are "objects." As you said, they are often just lights. Therefore, Objects is replaced with Phenomenon. It's just changed to be more precise linguistically... Most of the time these things are just ducks and fake ass shit. GREAT JOB. Love your content

[@Moony1568]

*UAP

[@VioletsandIrises]

The actual funniest thing about the acronym UFO is that Italians pronounce it "oofo"

[@nathanielblaze6847]

@@Moony1568 Yeah yeah yeah. I know. But at least I didn't misspell fenominom LMAO. Cheers

[@nathanielblaze6847]

@@VioletsandIrises That's how I pronounce getting kicked in the guts LMAO

[@micol7490]

​@@VioletsandIrises nope, I'm italian and we don't pronounce it oofo, sorry. We read it as it's wrote, so just ufo/ ʔufɔ (Hope the phonetic transcription is correct) I know "oofo" sounds funny, but sounds more similar with a mangle version of "òco" that it's veneto dialet for "look out for something" so "òco, stai attento!" 😊

[@frostykzink]

"They can't call it ice cream" because you legally aren't allowed to call it ice cream if it's not ice cream

[@aroorooroo]

I love that you commented about the ice cream bit and have frosty in your name 😂❤

[@CarissaEllyn]

“I’m not trying to defend ice cream” idk why but I burst out laughing This was an issue I’ve had w Shane for so long. He villainizes things he doesn’t understand!

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

UFO and UAP are the same level of "oo it's a real term for it now" like that was a real term? What do you mean Shane Guest

[@ravenlua6543]

and of course he has to melt the limited edition starbucks stanley that people were literally trampling each other for, basically telling people that cup is literally money to burn for him. but he grew up poor, remember that y’all. also, shane dawson freaking out about lactose-free frozen desserts is giving demi lovato when they got upset with a froyo company.

[@RatEatRat]

i have a visceral reaction to every facial expression he makes

[@raulsanchez9795]

A colon reaction? Lmao hahahha

[@BenjaminGlatt]

That's not the Stanley Cup. You only get the real one for a week, and then only if your team does the best Muppets on Ice presentation.

[@bruckssarah]

Muppet mouth is the most savage and underrated diss you’ve ever done tbh. Deadly.

[@RhiWJ]

How do people watch his videos and, in this age of the internet, aren't instantly going to Google to check what Dawson says, if we don't already know what he's saying is nonsense? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@buzzinbea]

He's probably trying to cultivate an audience of either young kids or conspiracy nuts at this point - people who don't care or know enough to challenge him and are just watching for affirmation of their own beliefs or because they're die hard fans. He's basically a content mill just trying to make as much money as possible...

[@RhiWJ]

@@buzzinbea business as usual for him then 😂

[@srspeep]

It's the alex jones method of natural selection for your audience - whoever is left and isn't going what quackery is this is going to be totally on board for not only your nonsense but your supplements or mugs or whatever the real grift is

[@juicerot]

wondering if u got a new camera this vid looks so professional!

[@NickDiRamioTV]

Thank you so much!! Same camera but I’ve been messing around with the lighting and a preset (from lord of the rings, weirdly?)

[@landosllim4576]

@@NickDiRamioTV”the one preset to rule them all…”

[@ZijnShayatanica]

​@@landosllim4576"The one setting to guide them..."

[@ghintz2156]

I immediately judge a person's intelligence based on if they believe in conspiracy theories and to what extent

[@Listening_Books12345]

I have a few personal conspiracy theories, from the Wisconsin Tavern League's lobbying being the reason this state can't get legal weed, to Mormonism is planning to create the 144,000 saved souls on earth through intense birtherism, posthumous baptisms, and cloning; that's why they're collecting all the DNA data from those 23 AndMe type services. I know they aren't true (except that first one, tbh) but at least I'm not buying into the mainstream ones that are almost all steeped in intense antisemitism 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@victoriarolph9410]

Exactly his conspiracy theories are something my little brother would tell me and try to spook me with lol

[@ruthie8785]

I judge their critical thinking skills at least.

[@sarahgent2674]

I will say I'd assume it was called a frozen dessert and not ice cream because the cone is there which isn't ice cream, and also they're like individually packaged which makes it feel more like A Dessert, if that makes sense. But also if it doesn't say "ice cream" on it then it's not lying to you. That's literally the point of packaging laws.

[@sarahgent2674]

"this cheeseburger isn't even allowed to be called ice cream!"

[@meganfehr8561]

I'm pretty sure a product has to have a certain percentage of cream to be considered ice cream and everything else is iced milk or frozen dessert. At least here in Canada, that's the case.

[@bloomcrazy927]

When he does that weird smile thing, it creeps me out. It reminds me of the scarecrow from the movie Return to Oz. I always hated the scarecrows look in that, it was very off-putting.

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Oh fuck, I can't unsee it now. 😭

[@helenahendrixson4240]

I actually want to know how long you spend on these scripts. They’re always so quick and intelligent and ACTUALLY make me laugh out loud. I feel like I let out shocked “ha” every two minutes. Your content’s too damn good!

[@victoria139]

There’s something about Shane that gives the energy of the guys on To Catch a Predator saying he’s just there to hang out

[@chocomelo454]

Role playing chat room dude

[@Dither87]

19:31 Even Ann Reardon from the channel "How to Cook That" proved that theory incorrect.

[@BingQiuSupremacy]

I had forgotten they gave their babies dog names. Max and Jet are names you'd give a dog when you can't think of anything else

[@Morepanthers]

I was literally just helping my friend think of dog names and Max was dismissed as too basic lol

[@MurronWright]

I can’t wait to meet their other children, Rex and Roxxy.

[@lillylei9659]

nick they lighting and camera lens is WORKING today!! you look stunning plus i'm obsessed with the angle of the camera, feels like you are both a wise teacher lecturing me and my best friend across the table at drinks! thanks diva your hard work does go noticed ♡

[@flashholmwood9371]

I'm a cheesemonger, and recently, while taking a course on cheesemaking, there was a small section covering processed cheese. The reason it can not be classified as cheese is because it takes already-made cheese and adds things to it for consistency and shelf life. The whole 'it's not cheese' crap is only playing on FDA required technicality, which is important for safety regulations. I handle expensive, artisan cheeses every day, and there is nothing wrong with processed cheese, it won't make you sick and it doesn't make your taste beneath the rich people who can afford handmade stuff from France. Refusing to learn is right. The surface level reaction to things one has heard second-hand is annoying on its own, but making a video to a big audience to normalize that kind of bullheaded disinterest in learning the truth is damaging.

[@tannersebastian3791]

So the grand alien conspiracy theory is just...the plot of Watchmen?

[@Listening_Books12345]

😂😂

[@guest4635]

It's an extension of the crisis actor stuff. These bad things that happen aren't just the chaos of living in a complex society of human beings with a complex array of individual behaviors and motivations, enhanced by the chaos of an uncaring natural world. The bad things happen for a reason. And that reason is a cabal of elites, elites who are whatever other we fear most. Because that's more comforting than accepting randomness. A cabal can be defeated. Randomness cannot.

[@tannersebastian3791]

@@guest4635 This

[@gracef6342]

lol everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works

[@pigeondance]

literally!!

[@bellewalters2245]

what’s the bet shane’s gone from pissing in plastic bottles in his room to peeing in his stanley cups

[@softwaifu]

Nick is straight up the devil from south park with that hussein bit 😂

[@Listening_Books12345]

He had a truly badass solo in that movie. One of the best movie musicals ever, imo

[@SarasHotandDangerous]

I spat out my drink

[@laundroismat]

There’s something about moon landing deniers that gives me that unique sense of contempt

[@jml6263]

Always a blessed day when Nick posts. Always an extremely blessed day when Nick posts roasting Shane Dawson.

[@UntamedStrange]

Why is he still rocking hockey wings. These also require hats.

[@laceybrandmeyer1756]

Am i the only one shocked Shane hasn't posted his twins all over youtube yet?😅🤣

[@ayannabranchcomb7535]

Please let it stay that way lord.

[@ruthie8785]

Those poor small humans.

[@buginabog]

Heeee sort of has. They have been making appearances on his podcast. Not. Actually taken care of by him, funnily enough. His mother in law calls in from th3 nursery

[@laceybrandmeyer1756]

@@buginabog thank God for Ryland and Shane's mom. Otherwise those babies wouldn't stand a chance.

[@RhiWJ]

Drain Clogson 😂🤣😭👍

[@hailpaimon69]

LOVE the lighting on this one Nick! Looking gorg as ever

[@anxietyspice7828]

So how terrible of a person am I if i sit in this comment section and start speculation that shane is using ozempic?

[@LittlLee]

Doing the lords work

[@willjohn1717]

pov: nick just watched a suddam hussain doc before filming this

[@whatever3145]

"Just find something to get addicted to and stfu" Flashback to being strung out on h and stealing glitter mustache rings from 711 w my friend 🙄 Thank christ that was the only mustache related thing ive ever owned

[@Throatzillaaa]

I SO AGREE WITH THE POSTERS! In my dorm, yeah I had loads of unframed posters but in your late 20s & early 30s, if you can, please frame those. Michael's crafts store has sales on Belmont brand frames (buy 1 get 2 free) like once a month! It's such a common sale they have. And once of their poster frames is probably about $20-$25 (and they carry them in several colors) so you could get 3 for 25 bucks.

[@renelias3183]

the evolution one is especially dumb bc its just quasi-lamarckian theory which is well known to be debunked

[@dadsocksss]

that Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial is my Roman Empire

[@deathismyown]

I see Shane still hasn't learned how fire works since he claimed that the California wild fires were caused by lasers. (Gotta love how easily he gets into QAnon stuff.)

[@marsh1020]

I might be overreacting but was Jared referencing the (extremely antisemitic) Jewish space laser theory there?? like I sure hope not but any talk of using space lasers to burn cities sets off big alarm bells for me (beyond the fact that it's stupid)

[@poisoncap]

The way I clicked this notification SO FAST

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

If Shane thinks Kraft Singles and Drumsticks are bad, wait until he finds out Pringles arent considered potato chips!!!

[@oznyx3935]

The only way I watch Shane Dawson content: if Nick or Jake Doolittle is making fun of it

[@catwawaland]

OMG YES!! 😻🙌 i literally just watched jake's live stream covering this same video yesterday!!

[@silver8632]

"How the grinch stole my baby feom walmart" you should be worshipped for thatine, genius 😂😂😂

[@trafficsigns]

I'm just waiting for the day Shane Dawson platforms a full blown Q-Anon conspiracy theory. I can feel it in the air, it'll happen eventually, lmao.

[@JunkieSama]

What disturbs me to no end is this man still does everything he can to try to appeal to children despite all the horrific allegations against him 😑 . I would think he wouldn't want to show or talk about kids ever again, and would especially avoid topics that are specifically trending with Gen. Z.

[@Sleipnirseight]

Apparently claims of UFO sightings and alien abductions dropped significantly once cell phones with cameras became widespread 👀👀😂

[@kellyg31]

Did Shane forget that ingredients labels exist?

[@MadeOfConfusion]

The fleeting glance of silly bands??? Memories awakened, I'm sure I have a bag of those somewhere I've forgotten

[@mymelu]

in spanish we call 🍦 "frozen" meaning "helado", largely enjoyed in argentina and chile

[@toecutterjones]

Nick and Saddam's couple name would be Saddick.

[@forgottenartform]

So glad to see a new video notification come through :D missed listening to your content while I'm doing stuff

[@linea5677]

"It's not illegal to have a small life" is the fucking burn of the century

[@EleanoRa99]

Shane Dawson ABSOLUTELY pushed Qanon conspiracies