Exposing Crumbl Cookie

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[@snickidy6947]

crumbl sounds like a dating app for people who want their lives destroyed

[@mrjuanderfuI]

For only psychos

[@OfficialCatsTTV]

@@mrjuanderfuI no OnlyPsychos is a different site

[@krusher181]

Nah that’s tinder

[@strawberrychainsaw23]

i’m sure there’s a market for it

[@Alex-jc1rt]

Sign me the fuck up

[@mothastrud]

as someone who works there, it’s insane the amount of people who are regulars.

[@why283]

I have type 2 diabetes and I can guarantee you WITHOUT A DOUBT I would lose feeling in both of my legs if I ate a single bite of that 😂

[@ChiefVizier]

A smidge overrated. You aren't missing much

[@treyw38]

could you end it with 2

[@why283]

@@treyw38 id probably melt at that point 🤣🤣🤣

[@maruwapofilms815]

how many to die.@@why283

[@OnlySlams]

I’m also diabetic and I’ve been thinking about getting one anyway cause they look so good 😂 I’ll just take an extra dose of insulin the night before and maybe my coma will only last a few hrs

[@taerikee]

Ozempic icing on a cookie is insane

[@Amber-hb]

KZbin asked how I felt about your comment 😂

[@ohshesspicy1406]

I work at crumble, we literally put 12 pounds of butter into every batch of cookies.

[@bigwaffles]

We just watched Cody & Noel revert back into 12 year old boys with the poop jokes

[@jessicasavage9782]

Oh… not me an my all female coworkers talking about poo and making poop jokes all the time. *blushes*

[@yasmina88801]

that’s what i was thinking😭😭

[@escitalopram15mg61]

160 calories are from the sugar and 360 are from the fat. Over half that cookie’s calories is just sugar and oil😭😭😭

[@redSUPERMAN2]

Well yeah, that's what a cookie is lmao

[@escitalopram15mg61]

@@redSUPERMAN2 yea but most cookies aren’t 800 calories per one cookie💀

[@redSUPERMAN2]

@@escitalopram15mg61 tru, probably because they're larger. Can't break thermodynamics

[@postverifiedlifestyle]

@@redSUPERMAN2Yeah i can’t understand why this was a video, seems pretty basic to me that big cookie with toppings = lot of calories lol

[@cow8983]

@@postverifiedlifestyleyeah you can also buy this thing to cut the cookie so you are actually getting the amount of calories it’s advertised per serving- or cut them yourself. they are definitely big cookies, maybe some of them are more like a cupcake tho.

[@brenden3500]

every time I’ve had crumbl cookie it tastes like I’m biting out of a block of sugar

[@ThmsPtrsn]

That bit about skipping the video until they stop talking about diarrhea is EXACTLY how I feel when they talk about slot machines and gambling, cant relate to that at all 😅

[@Lmnaop]

Last year I would go to crumbl with 3-4 friends and get 4 cookies. I’d take one bite from each and feel horribly ill. Delicious cookies but they weigh like 10lbs and cost way too much. I’ve only finished one cookie and it took me 3 days (blueberry lemon). My sorority sisters went feral for them and we’d all drive 20-30 minutes to get them as girls trips. I’m talking a type 1 diabetic, a celiac, and a vegetarian walk into a Crumble and eat a combined 50,000 cals of butter and sugar.

[@XOChristianaNicole]

LOL

[@sophiaamrine]

Icons

[@joeypicone5814]

I have type 2 and always keep a crumbl cookie on me like a cyanide capsule in case I get captured

[@erglove]

those chewing noises are absolutely feral Cody

[@NoMoJo]

If feral you mean amazing incidental ASMR you'd be correct

[@tylercolpitts6753]

Makes me want to end it

[@mherrj]

Ew. Somethings off with you if you like the sound of chewing.

[@NoMoJo]

Always been a little bit off and I know you're joking, but ASMR is a huge industry motherfuckers be scared to admit they like it. Honestly it's much more soothing when I'm tired I can't explain it. Just is what it is

[@tyleralan1470]

@@NoMoJo I cant stand asmr when i wake up or during the day only when I'm actually already tired

[@MisterChubz]

I laugh the hardest when they just start joking about poop

[@krusher181]

Thanks for sharing this

[@sniffs_]

If poop jokes aren't funny to you there is something wrong with your brain

[@yorklovesrush]

When Noel sounded so genuine and then came around caught Cody by suprise…I legit couldn’t breathe for a minute I was laughing so hard

[@emilyables5608]

TO BE FAIR they're delicious and i've only ever shared them with people, like each cookie is cut into 4 pieces like a cake, it's the only way to enjoy them or else yes you'd just die

[@GodVessel]

Noel is absolutely ZOOTED 😂

[@copperandgold4674]

“How much is 40 grams of sugar, 40 cubes?”

[@macabreromance]

When I buy from them I just cut them up and take little bites like once or twice a day and it lasts long af. Too sweet but yes.

[@geraaa279]

I bought these and my teeth started hurting from how much sugar was in these things. Hopefully I didn’t kill the homeless dude I gave the rest to

[@thatbitch410]

how are they fitting so much damn calories in ONE COOKIE

[@andreawillett4254]

i just saw a girl smash a whole box on tik tok

[@connorcombs3691]

As a type 1 diabetic, these cookies will put me 6 feet deep

[@XOChristianaNicole]

I actually got Crumble this same week, as it was my birthday and you get a free cookie. And even though the cookies were excellent - I had a headache, afterwards (I ate a little over half of two cookies). I got the peanut butter chocolate tart - it was SO good; especially, frozen. It reminded me of the Hershey’s peanut butter chocolate pie, Burger King use to have. It’s fun to have the different cookies each week - even as someone who prefers more crunchy cookies, I can see the attraction, as these aren’t necessarily regular cookies, like the peanut butter chocolate tart. Though, after looking at the sugar content - I had to talk myself out of going back, this week, to try out the new flavors. Ngl, I think I’m gonna leave the app on my phone, so I can check back for when a cookie flavor really entices me, lol.

[@quokkawakka8598]

no bc why did i get an ozempic ad😭😭

[@mattbrad34]

Posted just in time for lunch... Y'all want anything from Crumbl?

[@OtaconAmiibo]

Admittedly got my ass, I was the diarrhea skipper

[@sakuraqueen1734]

I have insulin resistance issues. I ate around a quarter of a cookie and knocked out 😅 I tried it a few times and it was definitely the cookie 🤣💀 They're insanely sweet 😬

[@ryanmurphy2089]

You tried A FEW TIMES??? That’s really dumb you’d think after a cookie knocks you out you wouldn’t do it again.

[@sakuraqueen1734]

@@ryanmurphy2089 I tried a few times to make sure it was actually the cookie and not something else I ate or I wasn't just really tired.

[@alljustice]

I got crumbl because some of my friends were raving about how good it was. Was way too sweet. Made me nauseous

[@gc146]

RIGHT it’s kinda gross even thinking abt retrying it makes my stomach turn

[@alljustice]

@@gc146 YEAHH I seriously don’t understand the hype 😭😭 regular cookies are fine and they don’t attempt to give you a heart attack

[@summers9052]

@@alljusticei love the actual cookies themselves but the fucking icing makes me wanna puke frequently

[@bouncingeel8151]

Skill issue tbh

[@zachgearhart4020]

Mission statement is to single handedly build obesity and diabetes

[@luketesterman5425]

Idk which comments he’s talking about but 100% absolutely could put myself into a coma with this with type 1 diabetes. Also -that’s 40 grams per serving - so 160 grams per cookie. Not to mention those measurements differ per cookie too.

[@phanfinger]

My partner and his friends are obsessed with crumbl cookies. They are pretty good but I prefer my mom's cookies ahha. Whenever I have a crumbl cookie, I eat over a few days.

[@DaPhreshestKidd]

Are they fat?

[@Rachel-hv5im]

I got type 2. The cookie wouldn't end it, but it definitely wouldn't feel great, and good luck getting your sugar back down after that. Hope you're taking your meds.

[@BarryDylan111]

I bet when Crumbl was founded the inital thought was: "People aren't dying quick enough"

[@adambashacting2814]

They should get some crumbl cookies, those cookies are huge and they give you a cutter to cut it into 4ths

[@Skittlespillygog]

you mean quarters

[@loveableheathen7441]

​@@Skittlespillygogyou mean half eighths

[@Skittlespillygog]

@@loveableheathen7441 half eighths would be sixteenths

[@loveableheathen7441]

@@Skittlespillygog you're right, I mean to say quadruple sixteenths

[@alexandra4873_]

Dude the TASTE like they are 1000 calories and not in a good way 😂

[@kammbamm1896]

No cuz I skipped forward 10 sec to the part when they said “skipping forward 10 seconds” 🤣🤣

[@dylanschang6386]

they're objectively not good cookies

[@EdenResolve]

You could possibly start a class action for health concerns

[@nayasux]

the cream its 💀

[@matthewrogersmusic]

Those cookies are really big, you really would feel full after one

[@omnicul]

I buy 1 Crumbl, cut it into 8 pieces and eat it throughout the week 😅 I really don’t feel like they’re meant to eat in one sitting

[@tamae0692]

as an employee we have a surprising amount of regulars along with people who sat outside of the store at 6:30am for our grand opening at 8am

[@clash9207]

Hey guys whats imsa?

[@callingcolleen119]

LUNCH TIME

[@averynonchalantsandwich5931]

I’m a type 1 diabetic and that pumpkin cookie has 116g total carbs which is what i and fellow Diababies have to look out for. (For context an Oreo is 8g of carbs)

[@jameslangstonevans]

These guys are always repeating each other's jokes in different ways and building on those jokes

[@krusher181]

Which is what we would call “riffing” Common improv comedy skill

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

yeah…

[@Bro-tl1ev]

I feel like I’d feel full/nauseous after just one bite out of that cookie.. how do people eat several??

[@NaudVanDalen]

They have more calories than a whole pizza, which is much larger than any of those cookies. But chocolate contains an enormous amount of calories.

[@martiijn]

no they don't. an entire pizza is like 1500-2000 calories, especially american ones

[@izzycoyle5292]

idk what pizza ur finding thats under 800 calories

[@krusher181]

I don’t think that’s true unless it’s a small cheese only pizza… even then… sus

[@olive872]

Where are you finding whole pizzas that are under 800 calories?

[@blueanimul]

@@izzycoyle5292think he’s talking like the thin crust personal pizza, which is true

[@Mooksz]

A cookie’s a cookie i eat it in moderation and i still like most of the flavors… definitely can’t eat more than a whole one at once though.

[@kevincurrie6839]

They opened one up in a city north of where Cody grew up in Airdrie and it’s confused me ever since, BECAUSE LIKE WHY.

[@sorayarodriguez5924]

My gf and sisters love it 💀, too sweet for me

[@davisdial3301]

i know the founder of crumbl, he’s actually a pretty cool guy

[@PabloDiaz-lm2it]

Imsa im sackin ya off

[@N.D._Kaye]

Hot Topic

[@soph1493]

7:36 i’m the 19 year old listening to this like 😐😐😐

[@nocturnal_daydreaming1880]

These things r all over utah of course

[@krusher181]

Prob also consume the least hot sauce and most mayo in the whole country. Aka that place is exceptionally white.

[@esme_melody]

noel's kinda spot on abt the skipping through the poop jokes TMG podcast listening experience lmfaoooo i'm sorry 💀

[@maverickmoto]

Depressed Mario “IMSA gonna kill myself”

[@brandonanelli5156]

everytime i eat crumbl it becomes harder to breathe 😭

[@kozmik4848]

"If I put my shit in an ice cube tray how long until it sets up?"

[@ryanmcgoldrick7076]

I’ve got type 1 diabetes but it doesn’t apply because he said type 2 :/ maybe next time.

[@PT1-]

I’m T1, it’d be over for me

[@daveywood7138]

Wow noel really couldnt let that shit go.

[@hiimdusty4846]

Type 2 sounding off in the comments

[@T1Beetus]

As a T1 diabetic that cookie is a nuke 😂 you wanna count the carbs instead of the sugar bc it breaks down differently but 116 carbs is like eating 2 bagels 💥

[@katelynstorch4248]

The worst part is they don't even taste good so it's a waste of calories

[@AazixUniverse]

40g of sugar is half a 591ml baja-blast. Now dont get me wrong, its a lot, but on an american standard, there thousand of products with x2 that amount. Calories are in the FATS.

[@alexweeber2688]

IMSA King

[@squid3065]

cody looks like a park ranger

[@23Amulree]

expose that shit boys

[@steven3guenther]

I’ve opened 3 locations let me know if you have any inside questions

[@lemongrassarch1432]

Do you guys not fully bake your cookies? It's been a rumor the reason they are sk soft is because they aren't fully done

[@steven3guenther]

No we fully bake them! They are supposed to be soft in the middle but a lot of the stores don’t follow proper procedures, if they don’t let the new dough get to at least above 60 degrees and then bake it, it comes out how most people see it! If they do it right it’s soft but cooked inside

[@lemongrassarch1432]

@@steven3guenther ah nice I'm gonna imploy that in homemade cookies

[@yungtittyboy60]

why are you trying to kill people

[@steven3guenther]

@@yungtittyboy60 America’s already fat, might as well make some money

[@stefsizzurps]

I think it’s called wegovy

[@chasemcintyre5644]

IMSA. International motor sport association.

[@b.r.v.8609]

They really don’t look great tbh like I’m sure I would eat one and enjoy it a but for the price and how unhealthy they are I would choose something better for sure

[@gc146]

Ngl crumbl cookie is kinda bad like I tried to like it since it was hyped and it does look really good but it tastes so bad like pure sugar no flavor it’s just wayyyy too much and idk how anyone can enjoy it im over it after a single bite

[@YaBoi-rp5gq]

30 seconds in and crumble can’t be as bad as that damn ice you’re chewing

[@evelinabugaychuk7855]

I refuse to give money to crumbl 😭 i never purchase

[@kristinevans4654]

I regret trying to watch this. Really didn’t expect this to be so heavy on potty humor.

[@CassidyElizabeth09]

Why tf has everyone started talking shit on Crumbl after I just got on the Crumbl train

[@GodVessel]

Because they are violently unhealthy and borderline dangerous

[@TheBakuganmaster99]

Why do you want to eat a 900 calorie cookie?

[@Angel_4574]

​@@TheBakuganmaster99cuz its good

[@matt6223]

They sell cookies on the train?

[@krusher181]

@@Angel_4574almost every cookie I’ve ever had that wasn’t freshly made is mid. I gotta imagine they’re super mid

[@OnlySlams]

Being diabetic fr makes you realize how often you just ate shit without checking the nutrition facts and makes you think about how many people do the same. The serving size is literally 1/4 of it I prob would end up eating the whole thing if I didn’t look it up first

[@frozendogfood]

"Cricket shakes and turd sandwiches" oh hell nah

[@Mrcamo4499]

I think have to be a Mormon to open a crumbl. Kinda like chick fil a

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

Imsa. Well, the a is prolly association or some shit. S could me sport. M could be motor. Indy motor sport association? Or like, Indianapolis. Or. International. I dunno. Now imma google it. Damn it. It’s International motor sport association. For some reason, I was leaning towards Indianapolis.

[@siriplaydopethrone8973]

That was not what they were trying to figure out tho :D

[@joywolf83]

I'm sure for the diabetic people it would just put them in a coma

[@krusher181]

So it’s got medicinal purposes. Interesting.

[@NaudVanDalen]

You've heard of suicide by cop, but have you heard of suicide by cookie?

[@randomosity423]

y’all I’m nauseous from a medication and i keep skipping through and catching cody pretending to be the audience skipping through 😭 mocking me

[@ryanbutler2033]

Watching this while eating a Crumbl cookie…

[@krusher181]

711 hotdog better value for your money. #notfinancialadvice

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Yes Noël, you can make breast milk popsicles

[@reeseneedsanap8989]

men and their poop jokes

[@blahblah50014]

felt

[@maxjm8279]

IMSA fastttt

[@spjr99]

I dont get it and im not a hater. It just all looks gross. They are half baked and just sugar

[@NuggetMan222]

I’m imsa-d you

[@sweggemen42069]

imsa uced

[@Misobossy]

Did you mean to say type 1 diabetes? 😉

[@lilmissgearhead]

Screw u guys I love Crumbl

[@meredith_mar10]

Hot take: crumbl is not that good

[@sriyansrinivasa913]

insomnia is better

[@triviay]

IMSA? I’ll come IMSA-de you

[@Starsongzz]

I will say I’m pre-diabetic and I’ve been suspiciously not feeling great ever since I started eating crumbl cookies😗😗 I mean I won’t stop tho

[@abdu8745]

You should stop, diabetes is serious

[@KristenZianourry2015]

@@abdu8745yeah

[@Starsongzz]

My body is a temple and I’ll vandalize it if I wanna

[@jopark112233]

the rest of ur life is not worth a cookie smeared with rabbit shit lolol

[@mherrj]

Bro. You totally look like you eat with your mouth open. And guess what. Its worse than eating with your mouth wide open.

[@blahblah50014]

what LMAO

[@b.r.v.8609]

I cannot decipher this comment 😂 dude what are you talking about