The EX FILES EPISODE 8: Have you ever been hit with an unexpected bill due to a female?

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Expressions Oozing

Expressions Oozing

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@urboyliiban
@urboyliiban 5 жыл бұрын
After a long day. I think we all needed a bit of EX Files. One of the funniest series on KZbin right now.
@joshuaedwards235
@joshuaedwards235 5 жыл бұрын
I'm an Arsenal man but this guy legit gives me the maddest joke , we can agree off the field , respect to you bro keep it up
@hisroyalhighness3988
@hisroyalhighness3988 5 жыл бұрын
I second that...
@mannyk596
@mannyk596 5 жыл бұрын
Third that
@furydj2311
@furydj2311 5 жыл бұрын
Same here 👑
@Fletchizzle86
@Fletchizzle86 5 жыл бұрын
You're an Arsenal fan. Great. No one cares though so stop bringing it up.
@furydj2311
@furydj2311 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fletchizzle86 just stating it no drama lol
@adrianjacobs5444
@adrianjacobs5444 4 жыл бұрын
She has you in her phone as food & weed 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
@nathanokz2772
@nathanokz2772 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@parcefad161
@parcefad161 5 жыл бұрын
Expressions creativity with his wordplay is needed in the Tottenham team it’s looking peak 😂
@cem330
@cem330 5 жыл бұрын
Loool
@RAMCARTGAMER
@RAMCARTGAMER 5 жыл бұрын
Her breath was booting like a laptop! this guy. 🤣
@dendenn7383
@dendenn7383 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ryangordon9555
@ryangordon9555 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jamecafolden
@jamecafolden 5 жыл бұрын
You made my night i swear we need more of the ex files 😂
@kodopersie
@kodopersie 5 жыл бұрын
man said the exact total £135.65p 🤣.....even rounded it to 140 😂
@kweks25
@kweks25 5 жыл бұрын
Hella funny. I'm not even a Spurs fan but the mandem is hella funny. Keep these videos going on a reg
@gianmarcobaudazzi78
@gianmarcobaudazzi78 4 жыл бұрын
he's really uplifting
@gianmarcobaudazzi78
@gianmarcobaudazzi78 4 жыл бұрын
he has creativity
@markwasp6775
@markwasp6775 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t matter what team u support for fuck sake
@juggaj-2415
@juggaj-2415 5 жыл бұрын
Where the hell does this guy come up with all these punch lines 😂😂
@CampslewTraining
@CampslewTraining 5 жыл бұрын
"round it up I dont care .... paid for parking too " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jasi.bristol
@Jasi.bristol 5 жыл бұрын
You got finessed my brudda 😔
@tesoman12
@tesoman12 5 жыл бұрын
This story was sounding hella familiar, happens to the best of us! I was told the second date would make up for the first and got finessed twice! lol
@TheYoungmonkey
@TheYoungmonkey 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheYoungmonkey
@TheYoungmonkey 3 жыл бұрын
She most of been sexy af 😂
@tonypaul3205
@tonypaul3205 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you didn't drive home pissed fam.😎
@kd3440
@kd3440 5 жыл бұрын
Dates nowadays r just an L, allow paying for what another man can get for free😂
@jow8480
@jow8480 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@oppboyputt
@oppboyputt 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@MrBigandyb
@MrBigandyb 5 жыл бұрын
I’m literally in creases bro I’m so glad I’ve discovered u😂u are one of the funniest guys on KZbin real talk 👍🏻
@javaloo4805
@javaloo4805 5 жыл бұрын
Expression is the only tottneham fan that i like
@_Justin_Case
@_Justin_Case 5 жыл бұрын
6:20 "Man don't eat French food, I eat french fries, blud."😂😂🤣🤣
@b.swaby000
@b.swaby000 5 жыл бұрын
Thabo Seithathi that shit killed me
@curtisohara3225
@curtisohara3225 5 жыл бұрын
Your the best thing to come out of spurs😂😂😂😭👏🏻
@Bishbashbosh8282
@Bishbashbosh8282 5 жыл бұрын
How on earth can someone be funnier than troopz?? This planet right here. Big up Expressions. You give me so much entertainment. Big up your damn self fellow gooner 😂😂😂
@ppudoka
@ppudoka 5 жыл бұрын
You got played, just like Harry Kane played Tottenham in Champions League final.
@SAVAGEGRIZZLEY
@SAVAGEGRIZZLEY 5 жыл бұрын
Her mom was not home 😂😂 she probably 17 years old or just turned 18😂😂😂
@trialzeez8742
@trialzeez8742 4 жыл бұрын
These girls be with their moms into their mid 20's if no simp decides to take them under their wing😂
@jakenagle842
@jakenagle842 4 жыл бұрын
"The KFC Bucket is waiting😂😂"
@graplockshamash317
@graplockshamash317 5 жыл бұрын
Editing on point 😂 I died at 3:01 ☠☠
@ABESW0RLD
@ABESW0RLD 5 жыл бұрын
Broo your so moist. You were doing so well. Cannot lie I would have never settled the bill 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️ You got played. I fully would have just left the restaurant
@danieloforiowusu8304
@danieloforiowusu8304 5 жыл бұрын
My man Expressions! Love from Ghana.
@deanryan8725
@deanryan8725 5 жыл бұрын
Trust me I’ve been there got a shit beat out of it as well £120 bill
@zach008vs
@zach008vs 5 жыл бұрын
120 thats an L , respect for admit
@kodopersie
@kodopersie 5 жыл бұрын
Got taken for a ride ...Alton Towers, Chessington & Thorpe park all in one seating DEAD
@rogerk.9297
@rogerk.9297 5 жыл бұрын
This ex files should be made into a mini series coz its mad funny I will watch this anytime anywhere BRILLIANT
@robreeves81
@robreeves81 5 жыл бұрын
Best series on KZbin!!! As an Arsenal fan, i don't care for many Spuds, but you Sir, are brilliant!!! Keep it up!!
@BigBoiBleu
@BigBoiBleu Жыл бұрын
"Am i a priiiiiick?" Yes Ex, you were that night 😂😂
@DE-hi9mc
@DE-hi9mc 4 жыл бұрын
You need to go into a stand up comedy. And you sure do know your music, both old and new schools. You're one of the best on KZbin hands down.
@Ricckzzz
@Ricckzzz 5 жыл бұрын
Fam I beg you keep coming with these I crease everytime I watch these funniest show on KZbin 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
@abdiibrahim140
@abdiibrahim140 5 жыл бұрын
Best video series
@TheAkbark
@TheAkbark 5 жыл бұрын
This G speaks facts ! My guy ya kna !
@enomfonsammy5646
@enomfonsammy5646 4 жыл бұрын
Almost died laughing 😂😂
@princeafc6296
@princeafc6296 5 жыл бұрын
This was funnier then the Colchester result lmao ...keep up the great work ex ... Cant wait for the next file
@neilforrest6747
@neilforrest6747 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve started with 8 & will do random shuffle. You crack me up Expressions..and they certainly were!
@donaldlewis4599
@donaldlewis4599 5 жыл бұрын
Shit dude. I've been played the same out there. These girls are ruthless. They act all innocent, when it's actually pre-planned 😂😂
@rcarl1473
@rcarl1473 5 жыл бұрын
I know you didn't want the "car action" but after all that...
@hitechj5057
@hitechj5057 5 жыл бұрын
“Chicken wings and fries we don’t go on dates”(Jumpman, Future).
@J-oker251
@J-oker251 5 жыл бұрын
Whipping out more cards than gambit. 😂😂😂😂
@UPthechel21
@UPthechel21 2 жыл бұрын
"Black Lightning" ⚡😂🤣
@Goonerette75
@Goonerette75 5 жыл бұрын
Expressions, Expressions, Expressions! All allegiances aside, you made my afternoon, Bruv!
@merlynfifield2469
@merlynfifield2469 4 жыл бұрын
'wipped out more cards than gambit fam' classic had me stitches pure class
@peterbbaale5250
@peterbbaale5250 4 жыл бұрын
"Government name Lannister and all that" Loooool. Same!
@joshbabumba8586
@joshbabumba8586 5 жыл бұрын
These better keep coming I swear
@xrayfish2020
@xrayfish2020 5 жыл бұрын
We've all been mugged! Men keeping doing this century after century we go nuts for the fur burger and that's our weakness- Great video, by the way, had me in stitches
@ldanzamariastile3536
@ldanzamariastile3536 5 жыл бұрын
so he didn't get any sex at the end of all that , i only pay for a girl once she's handed over her pussy
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW ! Our head say one thing but the lure of a fresh adventure with our Manhood is stronger...
@nathanj3665
@nathanj3665 5 жыл бұрын
@@ldanzamariastile3536 I can tell you aint smashed much or get much peng tings. Any playa as also been played ar one point in their life. Its part of the game. You dust it off and learn from it and not let it happen again.
@AJDaEnvoy
@AJDaEnvoy 5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOZING SAUCEEEEEEEE! YOU KNOW THE REST!!!
@malkaabaloo
@malkaabaloo 5 жыл бұрын
That's No color allow Avenue 🤣🤣
@dannydewritosf.c930
@dannydewritosf.c930 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta do more of these. They're too funny.
@rjacknory
@rjacknory 5 жыл бұрын
Nah when you said this choc ice thinks he is better than me that killed me 😂😂
@halam899live8
@halam899live8 5 жыл бұрын
Great video today keep it up your doing amazing job 👊🏻👊🏻🎉🎉👊🏻
@marklynch2493
@marklynch2493 5 жыл бұрын
mattteee you got me belly laughing so much my ribs hurt wish i had a mate like you would be wicked on a night out and a spurs fan too shit man your a proper legend pèeeeeaak
@nathanokz2772
@nathanokz2772 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm like white what white what white what blood?!" LOOOOL! 😆
@mrbighimselfup
@mrbighimselfup 5 жыл бұрын
Love Expressions...where do we book him...
@lonal9937
@lonal9937 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite Ex files episode 🤣
@londonsfinest6070
@londonsfinest6070 5 жыл бұрын
Colchester and gal causing expressions more stress than Ramsay Bolton did to Theon Reek Greyjoy fam... Am I, Am I, AM I A PRICKKKKKKK?
@londonsfinest6070
@londonsfinest6070 5 жыл бұрын
Jin amarasinghe haha my bad... let me edit it before I get bashed...
@DontBotherMate
@DontBotherMate 5 жыл бұрын
Calling the waiter a choc ice that caught me off guard😭
@festavision
@festavision 5 жыл бұрын
He knows not to talk about Tottenham 🤣🤣🤣
@peterbbaale5250
@peterbbaale5250 4 жыл бұрын
This is so bloody funny I'm watching it for a second time!
@rhyno5876
@rhyno5876 5 жыл бұрын
Punch lines are mad
@pacelikefire2722
@pacelikefire2722 5 жыл бұрын
Mate, these are class. Crying with laughter
@Tiimmy99
@Tiimmy99 3 жыл бұрын
my god, these are so underrated and I think we can all agree with that.
@crippla29
@crippla29 4 жыл бұрын
Once she started acting stiff about the bill, I would of told the waiter what I had, and put that amount down, then i would of got up and walked back to the car simple.
@tonypaul3205
@tonypaul3205 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Chelsea fan and this geezer is funnier than Spuds results.
@juniorbloodfireradio519
@juniorbloodfireradio519 5 жыл бұрын
Big Worm.. don’t touch my perm. 😆😆😂😂 X got took for his Air Max
@TheSupermonty15
@TheSupermonty15 5 жыл бұрын
She finessed him nicely
@law6115
@law6115 5 жыл бұрын
Fam she done you out.. got away scott free aswell😂😂
@DeeJay00001
@DeeJay00001 5 жыл бұрын
I'm crying right now, pure jokes.
@pav2458
@pav2458 5 жыл бұрын
That chick was ooozing in my mans savings bruh great episode bro
@stevew2016
@stevew2016 5 жыл бұрын
The ex files is too funny and helps me through the colchester peppering 😂😂😂
@Bob-dp1tx
@Bob-dp1tx 5 жыл бұрын
Did you at least beat at the end 😂
@MRXGEMX
@MRXGEMX 5 жыл бұрын
That's what I wanna know too 😂😂
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 5 жыл бұрын
Afterwards he is in a "No Win" situation as if you do the business it completes her perfect evening at YOUR total expense and if you comply makes a mockery of what she has done but if you don't you have had more than 3 hours return of driving just to get mugged off. The only consolation is that Girls like that who take the piss EVENTUALLY ALWAYS do it to the "wrong" person and retribution is swift and sweet. Piss Taker....:(
@aerotek6062
@aerotek6062 5 жыл бұрын
You should have hot stepped out the place like ini kamozie and tell her one minute and left her,I was done after the Friday reference
@samuelnixon9739
@samuelnixon9739 5 жыл бұрын
ITS FINALLY BACK!
@mrrjh5609
@mrrjh5609 5 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo! Had to go watch that Marques Houston song "Pop that booty" the bars and references!
@deloreanflashback4991
@deloreanflashback4991 5 жыл бұрын
FUNNIEST EPISODE YET lmao
@yayatoure3461
@yayatoure3461 4 жыл бұрын
Lesss a dat BLOOODCLAAAT!
@fredtdjfh
@fredtdjfh 5 жыл бұрын
Bro the restaurant was called zaka Zulu in Camden ....l was the security guard who you asked for the directors for
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 5 жыл бұрын
? I am not doubting you, my friend but he said she was going to Whyteleafe which I know is off The A22 coming from Eastbourne to Purley in Warlingham in Surrey and there is a restaurant in Warlingham called "Chez Vous" so that is obviously where he went as he said they went to her favourite local restaurant.
@jondoe-du2fr
@jondoe-du2fr 5 жыл бұрын
@@Isleofskye Good shout. Not to mention this guy don't even know the name of the place he's working security at. It's called Shaka Zulu! This dude straight lying. Am I a priiiiiccccck!
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 5 жыл бұрын
Hello.my friend.......I know Whyteleafe as I often used to go to East Grinstead ( just b4 Eastbourne) and pick it up from Selsdon/Warlingham there and even the restaurant he tried to name fits perfectly because right next door is one called "Chez Nous"....meaning "With Us"......:)
@otmanboujettif5326
@otmanboujettif5326 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋bro I'm not gonna lie you are funny. What you had to pay the whole bill after travelling 1.45 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bro you killed me.
@iputyouinmyoveni5541
@iputyouinmyoveni5541 5 жыл бұрын
☠️naaah allow me, am done out here! Man called him a choc ice!!!! You know dem onez in the blue wrapper😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 am GONE G
@furydj2311
@furydj2311 5 жыл бұрын
💯 bro happened only once they want to rinse your pocket 😡😡😡
@dsintel6652
@dsintel6652 4 жыл бұрын
I live in Whyteleafe now. WHITE WHAT WHITE WHAT
@nimco84
@nimco84 3 жыл бұрын
I was stress today thanks your really make me laugh a lot and my little girl laugh at me I was lol for real it was long time since a laugh this much god bless you 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽🙏🏽
@lightrockteam2147
@lightrockteam2147 5 жыл бұрын
Big up Expressions original frenemy... Yeah bro obviously you dun know the rest. Yo.... I was creasing up watching this.
@arthurzambezi6736
@arthurzambezi6736 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I'm laughing watching this. Expressions bro a similar thing happened to me. I paid for this gyals uber twice, dinner and she asked me to buy her a makeup set as well. Man spent bare P's it was peak. I got taken for a dickhead proper.
@richardg8687
@richardg8687 5 жыл бұрын
Bro she had an Oyster card, she should have used that to find her way back home. lol
@johnnyxlundja
@johnnyxlundja 3 жыл бұрын
I know where Whyteleaf if but from where u live it's a mad ass treck
@hitechj5057
@hitechj5057 5 жыл бұрын
The disrespect, I would’ve left her once I paid my half of the bill.
@user-te1le7ck6b
@user-te1le7ck6b 3 жыл бұрын
All over the wood like termites 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@teegee6021
@teegee6021 5 жыл бұрын
Expressions ... The number 1 Geeeeeeeee 🏆
@dontedavis5184
@dontedavis5184 5 жыл бұрын
No way this shit's true!! I'm dying😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Allez.6CL
@Allez.6CL 4 жыл бұрын
Simply the best
@elvino8948
@elvino8948 3 жыл бұрын
Dammmnn,you got finessed she mos def a Madoff
@mrbogdanoff9233
@mrbogdanoff9233 3 жыл бұрын
You should have went to your car to get your card and fucking left her there 😂
@chamoovanspurs3796
@chamoovanspurs3796 5 жыл бұрын
my g. how many ex's does oozing have lol. OOZING THE LEGEND chur from NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW Zealand
@adrianshotbolt3820
@adrianshotbolt3820 5 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold!
@leoht6535
@leoht6535 5 жыл бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 this dude is too much!!
@teepai9229
@teepai9229 5 жыл бұрын
whats the name of the instrumental in the background please!
@abcdefg9163
@abcdefg9163 5 жыл бұрын
The end had me buckled with her breath. FS these need to be on weekly
@furydj2311
@furydj2311 5 жыл бұрын
Great one liners 👑
@newrecruit100
@newrecruit100 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl if a girl says she’s treating me and i end up Paying, truss me she’s making her own way home.
@averagejoe2034
@averagejoe2034 5 жыл бұрын
Black lighting bout to strike
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