After a long day. I think we all needed a bit of EX Files. One of the funniest series on KZbin right now.
@joshuaedwards2355 жыл бұрын
I'm an Arsenal man but this guy legit gives me the maddest joke , we can agree off the field , respect to you bro keep it up
@hisroyalhighness39885 жыл бұрын
I second that...
@mannyk5965 жыл бұрын
Third that
@furydj23115 жыл бұрын
Same here 👑
@Fletchizzle865 жыл бұрын
You're an Arsenal fan. Great. No one cares though so stop bringing it up.
@furydj23115 жыл бұрын
@@Fletchizzle86 just stating it no drama lol
@adrianjacobs54444 жыл бұрын
She has you in her phone as food & weed 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
@nathanokz27723 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@parcefad1615 жыл бұрын
Expressions creativity with his wordplay is needed in the Tottenham team it’s looking peak 😂
@cem3305 жыл бұрын
Loool
@RAMCARTGAMER5 жыл бұрын
Her breath was booting like a laptop! this guy. 🤣
@dendenn73835 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ryangordon95555 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jamecafolden5 жыл бұрын
You made my night i swear we need more of the ex files 😂
@kodopersie5 жыл бұрын
man said the exact total £135.65p 🤣.....even rounded it to 140 😂
@kweks255 жыл бұрын
Hella funny. I'm not even a Spurs fan but the mandem is hella funny. Keep these videos going on a reg
@gianmarcobaudazzi784 жыл бұрын
he's really uplifting
@gianmarcobaudazzi784 жыл бұрын
he has creativity
@markwasp67754 жыл бұрын
Don’t matter what team u support for fuck sake
@juggaj-24155 жыл бұрын
Where the hell does this guy come up with all these punch lines 😂😂
@CampslewTraining5 жыл бұрын
"round it up I dont care .... paid for parking too " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jasi.bristol5 жыл бұрын
You got finessed my brudda 😔
@tesoman125 жыл бұрын
This story was sounding hella familiar, happens to the best of us! I was told the second date would make up for the first and got finessed twice! lol
@TheYoungmonkey3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheYoungmonkey3 жыл бұрын
She most of been sexy af 😂
@tonypaul32052 жыл бұрын
Hope you didn't drive home pissed fam.😎
@kd34405 жыл бұрын
Dates nowadays r just an L, allow paying for what another man can get for free😂
@jow84805 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@oppboyputt3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@MrBigandyb5 жыл бұрын
I’m literally in creases bro I’m so glad I’ve discovered u😂u are one of the funniest guys on KZbin real talk 👍🏻
@javaloo48055 жыл бұрын
Expression is the only tottneham fan that i like
@_Justin_Case5 жыл бұрын
6:20 "Man don't eat French food, I eat french fries, blud."😂😂🤣🤣
@b.swaby0005 жыл бұрын
Thabo Seithathi that shit killed me
@curtisohara32255 жыл бұрын
Your the best thing to come out of spurs😂😂😂😭👏🏻
@Bishbashbosh82825 жыл бұрын
How on earth can someone be funnier than troopz?? This planet right here. Big up Expressions. You give me so much entertainment. Big up your damn self fellow gooner 😂😂😂
@ppudoka5 жыл бұрын
You got played, just like Harry Kane played Tottenham in Champions League final.
@SAVAGEGRIZZLEY5 жыл бұрын
Her mom was not home 😂😂 she probably 17 years old or just turned 18😂😂😂
@trialzeez87424 жыл бұрын
These girls be with their moms into their mid 20's if no simp decides to take them under their wing😂
@jakenagle8424 жыл бұрын
"The KFC Bucket is waiting😂😂"
@graplockshamash3175 жыл бұрын
Editing on point 😂 I died at 3:01 ☠☠
@ABESW0RLD5 жыл бұрын
Broo your so moist. You were doing so well. Cannot lie I would have never settled the bill 😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️ You got played. I fully would have just left the restaurant
@danieloforiowusu83045 жыл бұрын
My man Expressions! Love from Ghana.
@deanryan87255 жыл бұрын
Trust me I’ve been there got a shit beat out of it as well £120 bill
@zach008vs5 жыл бұрын
120 thats an L , respect for admit
@kodopersie5 жыл бұрын
Got taken for a ride ...Alton Towers, Chessington & Thorpe park all in one seating DEAD
@rogerk.92975 жыл бұрын
This ex files should be made into a mini series coz its mad funny I will watch this anytime anywhere BRILLIANT
@robreeves815 жыл бұрын
Best series on KZbin!!! As an Arsenal fan, i don't care for many Spuds, but you Sir, are brilliant!!! Keep it up!!
@BigBoiBleu Жыл бұрын
"Am i a priiiiiick?" Yes Ex, you were that night 😂😂
@DE-hi9mc4 жыл бұрын
You need to go into a stand up comedy. And you sure do know your music, both old and new schools. You're one of the best on KZbin hands down.
@Ricckzzz5 жыл бұрын
Fam I beg you keep coming with these I crease everytime I watch these funniest show on KZbin 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
@abdiibrahim1405 жыл бұрын
Best video series
@TheAkbark5 жыл бұрын
This G speaks facts ! My guy ya kna !
@enomfonsammy56464 жыл бұрын
Almost died laughing 😂😂
@princeafc62965 жыл бұрын
This was funnier then the Colchester result lmao ...keep up the great work ex ... Cant wait for the next file
@neilforrest67475 жыл бұрын
I’ve started with 8 & will do random shuffle. You crack me up Expressions..and they certainly were!
@donaldlewis45995 жыл бұрын
Shit dude. I've been played the same out there. These girls are ruthless. They act all innocent, when it's actually pre-planned 😂😂
@rcarl14735 жыл бұрын
I know you didn't want the "car action" but after all that...
@hitechj50575 жыл бұрын
“Chicken wings and fries we don’t go on dates”(Jumpman, Future).
@J-oker2515 жыл бұрын
Whipping out more cards than gambit. 😂😂😂😂
@UPthechel212 жыл бұрын
"Black Lightning" ⚡😂🤣
@Goonerette755 жыл бұрын
Expressions, Expressions, Expressions! All allegiances aside, you made my afternoon, Bruv!
@merlynfifield24694 жыл бұрын
'wipped out more cards than gambit fam' classic had me stitches pure class
@peterbbaale52504 жыл бұрын
"Government name Lannister and all that" Loooool. Same!
@joshbabumba85865 жыл бұрын
These better keep coming I swear
@xrayfish20205 жыл бұрын
We've all been mugged! Men keeping doing this century after century we go nuts for the fur burger and that's our weakness- Great video, by the way, had me in stitches
@ldanzamariastile35365 жыл бұрын
so he didn't get any sex at the end of all that , i only pay for a girl once she's handed over her pussy
@Isleofskye5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW ! Our head say one thing but the lure of a fresh adventure with our Manhood is stronger...
@nathanj36655 жыл бұрын
@@ldanzamariastile3536 I can tell you aint smashed much or get much peng tings. Any playa as also been played ar one point in their life. Its part of the game. You dust it off and learn from it and not let it happen again.
@AJDaEnvoy5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOZING SAUCEEEEEEEE! YOU KNOW THE REST!!!
@malkaabaloo5 жыл бұрын
That's No color allow Avenue 🤣🤣
@dannydewritosf.c9305 жыл бұрын
You gotta do more of these. They're too funny.
@rjacknory5 жыл бұрын
Nah when you said this choc ice thinks he is better than me that killed me 😂😂
@halam899live85 жыл бұрын
Great video today keep it up your doing amazing job 👊🏻👊🏻🎉🎉👊🏻
@marklynch24935 жыл бұрын
mattteee you got me belly laughing so much my ribs hurt wish i had a mate like you would be wicked on a night out and a spurs fan too shit man your a proper legend pèeeeeaak
@nathanokz27723 жыл бұрын
"I'm like white what white what white what blood?!" LOOOOL! 😆
@mrbighimselfup5 жыл бұрын
Love Expressions...where do we book him...
@lonal99373 жыл бұрын
My favorite Ex files episode 🤣
@londonsfinest60705 жыл бұрын
Colchester and gal causing expressions more stress than Ramsay Bolton did to Theon Reek Greyjoy fam... Am I, Am I, AM I A PRICKKKKKKK?
@londonsfinest60705 жыл бұрын
Jin amarasinghe haha my bad... let me edit it before I get bashed...
@DontBotherMate5 жыл бұрын
Calling the waiter a choc ice that caught me off guard😭
@festavision5 жыл бұрын
He knows not to talk about Tottenham 🤣🤣🤣
@peterbbaale52504 жыл бұрын
This is so bloody funny I'm watching it for a second time!
@rhyno58765 жыл бұрын
Punch lines are mad
@pacelikefire27225 жыл бұрын
Mate, these are class. Crying with laughter
@Tiimmy993 жыл бұрын
my god, these are so underrated and I think we can all agree with that.
@crippla294 жыл бұрын
Once she started acting stiff about the bill, I would of told the waiter what I had, and put that amount down, then i would of got up and walked back to the car simple.
@tonypaul32052 жыл бұрын
I'm a Chelsea fan and this geezer is funnier than Spuds results.
@juniorbloodfireradio5195 жыл бұрын
Big Worm.. don’t touch my perm. 😆😆😂😂 X got took for his Air Max
@TheSupermonty155 жыл бұрын
She finessed him nicely
@law61155 жыл бұрын
Fam she done you out.. got away scott free aswell😂😂
@DeeJay000015 жыл бұрын
I'm crying right now, pure jokes.
@pav24585 жыл бұрын
That chick was ooozing in my mans savings bruh great episode bro
@stevew20165 жыл бұрын
The ex files is too funny and helps me through the colchester peppering 😂😂😂
@Bob-dp1tx5 жыл бұрын
Did you at least beat at the end 😂
@MRXGEMX5 жыл бұрын
That's what I wanna know too 😂😂
@Isleofskye5 жыл бұрын
Afterwards he is in a "No Win" situation as if you do the business it completes her perfect evening at YOUR total expense and if you comply makes a mockery of what she has done but if you don't you have had more than 3 hours return of driving just to get mugged off. The only consolation is that Girls like that who take the piss EVENTUALLY ALWAYS do it to the "wrong" person and retribution is swift and sweet. Piss Taker....:(
@aerotek60625 жыл бұрын
You should have hot stepped out the place like ini kamozie and tell her one minute and left her,I was done after the Friday reference
@samuelnixon97395 жыл бұрын
ITS FINALLY BACK!
@mrrjh56095 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo! Had to go watch that Marques Houston song "Pop that booty" the bars and references!
@deloreanflashback49915 жыл бұрын
FUNNIEST EPISODE YET lmao
@yayatoure34614 жыл бұрын
Lesss a dat BLOOODCLAAAT!
@fredtdjfh5 жыл бұрын
Bro the restaurant was called zaka Zulu in Camden ....l was the security guard who you asked for the directors for
@Isleofskye5 жыл бұрын
? I am not doubting you, my friend but he said she was going to Whyteleafe which I know is off The A22 coming from Eastbourne to Purley in Warlingham in Surrey and there is a restaurant in Warlingham called "Chez Vous" so that is obviously where he went as he said they went to her favourite local restaurant.
@jondoe-du2fr5 жыл бұрын
@@Isleofskye Good shout. Not to mention this guy don't even know the name of the place he's working security at. It's called Shaka Zulu! This dude straight lying. Am I a priiiiiccccck!
@Isleofskye5 жыл бұрын
Hello.my friend.......I know Whyteleafe as I often used to go to East Grinstead ( just b4 Eastbourne) and pick it up from Selsdon/Warlingham there and even the restaurant he tried to name fits perfectly because right next door is one called "Chez Nous"....meaning "With Us"......:)
@otmanboujettif53265 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋bro I'm not gonna lie you are funny. What you had to pay the whole bill after travelling 1.45 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bro you killed me.
@iputyouinmyoveni55415 жыл бұрын
☠️naaah allow me, am done out here! Man called him a choc ice!!!! You know dem onez in the blue wrapper😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 am GONE G
@furydj23115 жыл бұрын
💯 bro happened only once they want to rinse your pocket 😡😡😡
@dsintel66524 жыл бұрын
I live in Whyteleafe now. WHITE WHAT WHITE WHAT
@nimco843 жыл бұрын
I was stress today thanks your really make me laugh a lot and my little girl laugh at me I was lol for real it was long time since a laugh this much god bless you 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽🙏🏽
@lightrockteam21475 жыл бұрын
Big up Expressions original frenemy... Yeah bro obviously you dun know the rest. Yo.... I was creasing up watching this.
@arthurzambezi67365 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I'm laughing watching this. Expressions bro a similar thing happened to me. I paid for this gyals uber twice, dinner and she asked me to buy her a makeup set as well. Man spent bare P's it was peak. I got taken for a dickhead proper.
@richardg86875 жыл бұрын
Bro she had an Oyster card, she should have used that to find her way back home. lol
@johnnyxlundja3 жыл бұрын
I know where Whyteleaf if but from where u live it's a mad ass treck
@hitechj50575 жыл бұрын
The disrespect, I would’ve left her once I paid my half of the bill.
@user-te1le7ck6b3 жыл бұрын
All over the wood like termites 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@teegee60215 жыл бұрын
Expressions ... The number 1 Geeeeeeeee 🏆
@dontedavis51845 жыл бұрын
No way this shit's true!! I'm dying😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Allez.6CL4 жыл бұрын
Simply the best
@elvino89483 жыл бұрын
Dammmnn,you got finessed she mos def a Madoff
@mrbogdanoff92333 жыл бұрын
You should have went to your car to get your card and fucking left her there 😂
@chamoovanspurs37965 жыл бұрын
my g. how many ex's does oozing have lol. OOZING THE LEGEND chur from NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW Zealand
@adrianshotbolt38205 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold!
@leoht65355 жыл бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 this dude is too much!!
@teepai92295 жыл бұрын
whats the name of the instrumental in the background please!
@abcdefg91635 жыл бұрын
The end had me buckled with her breath. FS these need to be on weekly
@furydj23115 жыл бұрын
Great one liners 👑
@newrecruit1004 жыл бұрын
Ngl if a girl says she’s treating me and i end up Paying, truss me she’s making her own way home.