HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY BY A FEMALE IN PUBLIC??? | THE EX FILES w Expressions

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[@gouledabokor2888]

Overlapping like Danny Rose and Kyle Walker in their PRIME FAM😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@j.3o21]

Quality line

[@spontaneouscombustion9019]

Gouled Abokor that had me dying

[@ArsenalNews7]

My guy expressions. Never fails to make somebody smile 🤣🤣🤣

[@AM-ey5tc]

"If you're gonna get man to do anything for you tell them to get you a gym membership" 😂😂😂 I swear this guy's banter is on another level

[@AM-ey5tc]

"Dem 3 chins look like they got their own birth certificates" 😂😂😂 I swear this guy should do stand up comedy

[@stevengeorgiou7682]

i think i might need an ambulance for my stomach as i cant breath anymore after laughing that much

[@MetalRocksMe.]

“She looked like big narstie with dreadlocks” 😂

[@yourdonnyscotty8332]

Oi the punchlines!!!! 😂👏🏽

[@adamhafza4919]

“ how u gonna walk past me?, with my legs” omg I died laughing, he’s humour is on another level 😂😂

[@pauldon1263]

So funny this guy is 😂

[@avelinosantos2401]

😂😂😂😂 Man you punchlines are priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@avelinosantos2401]

Less than that👍

[@ikeovuworie76]

'Them 3 chins look like they all got their own birth certificates' 😂😂😂😂

[@bigzy8183]

Man said red bottom heels, limo Vuitton’s, size 12’s 😭

[@amanplayz518]

Bigzy stfu ur wet

[@bigzy8183]

AmanPlayz imagine calling me wet when you reply like that. The fucks your head at? Must be depressed, change up the lifestyle.

[@TroopzTV]

im done hahahahaahahahaahahahaah

[@tylerrigby1705]

"I was lifted by the bouncers i was chatting to them with my legs swinging"😂😂😂😂

[@Tanaka_Mhuka]

how is it that these videos dont have a million views, this man is the goat

[@victoramogu3708]

Elbows overlapping like Rose and Walker in their prime😂😂😂😂😂WTH Bruv

[@acastello129]

That J hus punchline haha this guy never fails to make me laugh

[@michaelmurphy4973]

When I turned around she was standing there smiling like I'm a photographer 😂😂Brilliant

[@nathanokz2772]

"I call them Limo Vuitton's because they were size 12." LMAO! 😆

[@themainmanoscar5905]

Ex didn’t want Noo smoke when she called the mandem 😂

[@Supreme-b9p]

"David Cooperfeel" 🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanthompson8728]

First time I went to a chiropractor it was a woman and she made me strip to my pants each time. Years later I went to another one who was a guy and I said do I need to strip? He said nah mate. I asked him is that normal to strip? He said no and I told him about this woman and he told sorry you’ve been violated 🙈😂

[@kieran6013]

NGL I'm an Arsenal fam but bro you are too jokes 🤣

[@Jeremy_Ondeng]

This is one of your top 3 EX-Files videos!! Fire bro😂

[@mrugod]

''Schlongathon Ross'' Dead 🤣

[@Miggsey]

I bluddy love the X files. The punch lines are on point, the references are on point and don't even get me started on the stories 😂😂😂

[@spontaneouscombustion9019]

He’s so underrated

[@_JONGFIRE]

"So wey dem a sey dance will never die" jeez fam🤣🤣

[@TheYoungmonkey]

Big tone

[@ianclinton7629]

You could tell he was really offended by the record number of lines he dropped today. Today's files cut deep, it wasn't just jokes

[@a.m.armstrong8354]

Never is on this topic bro..its real life Mandingo out there.

[@lewixsham7416]

The Open Casket bit Killed me

[@matthewmills7427]

Expressions can you do more xfiles it makes me laugh so hard

[@theafricannomad4203]

Happened to me in Oldham/Manchester, that woman grabbed my "Drogba" right in front of everyone at the club's door , fucked my night up because I was trying to make a move on her friend... Everyone laughed including the bouncers but I bet I would have been in trouble if it was reversed.

[@Mumbler100]

4:20 WITH MY LEGS 😭😭

[@jasonhughes555]

proper funny gets me everytime....one of the best channels on you tube......real talk and pure jokes....BIG UP YASELF

[@JoshArtim]

I was in a club in Leeds and these two white girls were moving bookie and one of the grabbed my bum and they both ran off. I think they thought I might punch them up or something. I was left standing there baffled as to why they would grab. Also one time at work this female work colleague of mine (quite piff actually) decides to slap my back with cardboard. She ended up slapping my bum. She then turns around and says "I thought that was your back, but it's okay, because baby got back." She's lucky I didn't snitch to HR, MAN IS ENGAGED!!! 😳🤷🏾‍♂️

[@rogerk.9297]

Looks like everytime there's an international break we'll all be looking forward to some ex files.😂😂🤣 Brilliant as ever make it weekly plz

[@JonesyCollects]

Bro seriously you are the funniest dude to grace this platform, how in the hell do you produce these punchlines bro they're unreal 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and a fellow yiddo to boot what a legend 👍👌

[@Isleofskye]

I was a pretty boy with long flowing hair back in the day and had approaches from Gay Guys,as well. One woke me up in a Charing Cross Club while I was sleeping at 3am. There were others but the most memorable was a work colleague inviting me to some London parties in Fulham then Islington then West Hampstead, where he had a bedsit. The Swedish Woman Eva who hosted the initial Fulham party was with me and him when we arrived at 4.30am at his flat and he,literally, PUSHED her into a Cab and gave the Cabbie a FIVER to get from West Hampstead to Fulham 40 years ago. He slept in his bed and me below and after 10 minutes came the inevitable "Have you ever done anything with a Man?" A swift NO!! from me followed and he said the immortal line " How do you know you won't like it if you haven't tried it?" lol....I slept with one eye open. Fast forward the next morning ad his m8 who was The High Commissioners Son for some African Country came round to fly kites on Hampstead Heath and as we left the original Guy apologised saying he was on "speed". We had to work in an Office opposite each other for a year afterwards so I pretended I had been drunk and could not remember a thing. He IMMEDIATELY shut up and breathed a sigh of relief and it was never mentioned. Bizarre weekend all round as we were driving the other guy remembered that the previous day he locked this chick in his bedroom and we had to stop to go and unlock the door for her freedom......Well it was the 1970;s......:)

[@a.m.armstrong8354]

Too much information, bro! Everyone who knows clubland knows there's one coat of many colours club in Charing Cross no straight guy falls asleep in, even if drugged. Sounds like you took a walk on the wild side that night..

[@Krax0n-]

“waiting, no restaurant ya kna fam” mans oozing with the punchlines

[@dwayner901]

1/2🇬🇩🇬🇩🇬🇩, @Expressions is claiming us now 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 shout out to River Sallee

[@charlierobert3571]

For real

[@charlierobert3571]

Big up

[@papapabs175]

Had to sit next to a lady in a pub, she was in her eighties when she put her hand on my upper thigh. I whispered to my Mrs who promptly went into hysterics which made it worse 🤨

[@londonsfinest6070]

Who you talking to? THE DEADEST THING TO TOUCH ME IN LIFE, and I've been to funerals with open casket... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@dawarrior9710]

Shaquelle o Neils daughter 🤪🤣🤣😂

[@user-wm1bu4zb8w]

limo vuitton uno im dead loooool 😂😂😂😂

[@aclasscarterfiles9921]

Limo Vuittons🤣 I'm slumped

[@Gunnercv]

That Saville look 😂😂😂

[@a.m.armstrong8354]

Deadly line!

[@johnkennedyekene9128]

Bro, I enjoy your British accent and I read the comments at the same time, it's epic. Keep this shit coming bro. Expressions and chill.

[@jamuriyadabarakaysan1858]

😂😂I swear dwn ma man needs his own show I'll pay to go watch

[@Ezekiel-of5so]

Expressions he cracks me up Warm up with some custard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🏾

[@braderzz6521]

0:16 OOOOZING SAUCE

[@gezzaro6085]

Yow man killing it as always.bless up yourself king man.

[@shaneoz4006]

I wish he was a united supporter cos I could do with some of that enthusiasm on the united stand

[@MusaOzilOfficial]

I’m an Arsenal fan but I’m not like those Arsenal trolls who constantly banter Tottenham. I gotta say bro I lvoe your videos fam. And I just wanted to say, at the start of your video the point you made about a girl touching a guys bum is being friendly. Also have you noticed women are brave if they hit men but men are brutal, sick perverts if they hit women. Women are romantic if they suddenly kiss men. Men are perverted if they suddenly kiss women. If a women stares at a man’s crotch it’s “flirting”. If a man stares at a women’s breasts it’s perverted and offensive. Oh and it’s just a mistake if a women goes into a men bathroom. But men are perverted if they go into a women’s bathroom. Gender equality is bullshit fam.

[@Isleofskye]

I'm 65 Star....I've had all that since I was 18.....Another thing is they never take responsibility or the blame for their actions. My 42 year old g/f of the last 25 years has just left . I rang her 4 minutes into her journey home because we never said a proper goodbye as she got a call on leaving mine she blamed me for distracting her as she got a flash from a speed camera...lo;l

[@MusaOzilOfficial]

Isleofskye 😂😂😂 Gordon Bennett

[@kivzyy]

1:15 samadamsay dance will never die 🤣 big tune

[@sprit0ln]

Marga 😂😂 i aint heard that term in years, my friend used to tell da gal dem marga man can programme 😂😂

[@a.m.armstrong8354]

Maga grine! Mek yuh cyan walk ah marnin' time..

[@milomassive]

Hahaha expressions kills it 🤣🤣👏👏💯💯💯 3 years and this is GOLD !!

[@briansukhu4392]

Expressions you leave me breathless.. You have a real, super talent

[@jermainewilson9660]

Lol your actually jokes.....ex files is mad funny 😂🤣

[@ghiyaathwilliams2585]

Support from Cape Town South Africa, Mans banter is crazy. Girl lost the battle before it started. Am I , Am I a PRIIIIIIICK

[@adraidok]

"Moving like I rented them from Blockbuster Video" I still have the laminated membership card.

[@giach75]

Bro, you need to do the voice over for Blud Bruvvas ! 😭😭😭

[@romelnegut2005]

That would be so hilarious.

[@user-vx4yk2hr6h]

😂😂😂😂fam, you crack me up, this made me remember one time at a rave in kings cross, man's was proper lean.....I was at the bar leaning over telling the barman what drink I wanted, and felt my arse getting grabbed, turned around only to see some dead....and I mean dead bald head chick smiling......what killed it was when she said "hi, my name's KitKat" am like "what" then she said......'because I can take 4 fingers"😲😲😲😲😲.........I swear to god I was in so much shock that I walked off without getting my drink.......smh....it's true tho, only the clapped chicks be trying to molest man

[@ianclinton7629]

"Limo Vuittons" uno. LOOOOOL

[@matthewmills7427]

I was plastered like A leg cast 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ultrasportsuae3567]

You are the only man that can get me gassed for your vids 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ianclinton7629]

"My ass getting tapped like it entered the UFC". Same could be said for his beloved Tottenham as well but unlike him, Spurs are being knocked out cold instead

[@aerotek6062]

My g,couldn't even draw out just one ting,🔥🔥😂😂

[@synisteresq]

Family you are a deep guy....have man on the floor. 3 chins I’m dead

[@R3az7]

Man said doing a osama going into hiding.

[@BigMarkKent]

Brooooo! This killed me. “Sweating bacon” :)))))

[@a.m.armstrong8354]

You have to have had hard experience to run that line..trust!

[@farhanwakil3800]

Dem expressions on point

[@FalcoMW2]

Expressions please don’t change for no one 😂 Legend in the making 🙌🏻

[@LordPanda-wz9oq]

Fam theses things always happen in clubs it’s actually mad

[@lybanrivera213]

when i was about 16 in high school, one day i was getting on the school bus and this gyal out of nowhere just grabbed my ass like she was testing ripe mangoes. bro i was shook & violeted! turns out she's had mad crush on me for a while and i didn't even know. luckily, i didn't speak english at the time and ignored her for the rest of the semester 😂😂

[@isLifeSimple]

I'm going to start calling you Ex 32 if you EVER make another video with so many punchlines! 😂😂😂

[@nicholastsioras730]

Am an Arsenal fan but I dont give a shit Expressions your a fucking legend m8!!

[@jermaine5561]

This guy man!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀

[@Rampage-Sama]

Expressions 😭💀 you always kill me dawg.

[@smisondlovu6541]

Big Ups All The Way From South Africa Bruh Imma Big Fan🇿🇦 Am I Am I Am I A Priiiiiiick 😅😅😅🤣🤣

[@LionHeart_1111]

Stop lie expressions we dun know you like mampie tingz 😂🤣🤣

[@peopleunited6137]

bro you are one of the funniest guys on KZbin actually f that in the world well 2nd I'm the first broski my don Rant's 3rd

[@chrisnicss5656]

Expressions please do cbeebies bed time stories my son needs to learn....

[@warrengrant2992]

Moving like my boxers are pic n mix loooooooool FFS dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@takundanekati]

The exxx files blud back again. Come on g😊

[@scottmorris2710]

Best one yet CREASINGGGG BIG 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaeling3894]

Arsenal fan but love the content

[@markusmidtboe957]

I think I caught 25% of what he was saying. I'm still better then Lloris.

[@RhythmAndRibs]

Surfboad feet 😂😂😂

[@Rob-pi8ww]

As much as this is jokes just goes to show that no one takes sexual abuse of males seriously

[@patricksbestsolutions917]

YOU NEED YOU OWN TV SHOW MAN

[@TheRealZlatanOfficial]

Did Thanos snap before this video Ex?

[@abdirisadahmed8785]

This man is savage

[@samyounis4876]

This guy is so funny

[@cryer8769]

Damn you are not normal, i cant anymore. You are too funny, you should perform for money id pay to see this any day.

[@keiththondhlana1793]

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 ahh gone fam

[@myshowcase8818]

A few years back I was in my ballet performance costume of tights and tunic, standing in the wings waiting for my cue to enter stage when a woman backstage guest squeezed my butt and said 'beep, beep!'.....

[@genuinebenjamin]

Doing up Uber eats 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@jakefabian]

LMAOOOOO real shit tho the duttiest jungebagz are the most brave in the raves 🤢

[@brooklynmitrica577]

The second gyal sounded like simons driving instructor from inbetweeners

[@andulucia]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Everyones seen at least a couple gal like these in their lifetime

[@spursmanmatt]

Set up a date with some girl online time ago, before tinder on some site called tagged. This girl was fiiiiiine in her pictures man but when we eventually did the face to face.... this girl had more hair on her upper lip than me. On some straight super Mario ting, I had to dash her with a couple red shells it was peeeeeeeeeeak

[@a.m.armstrong8354]

What can I say?Memories not mammaries! Just be glad you're not a doorman or into Tango! Either way Gyals are squeezing worse than Hovis! What's worse is they're doing it in front of husbands, friends and even whoever you're with. Not even talking trailer trash or estates made good, but Banking ppl, diplomats, ppl with public profiles.. No shame, no gauge bro, like telling me there's a disabled loo not too far away. Then there's one's that go under the knife and take HRT looking like 60-plus Barbie Dolls in search of long lost Ken..Those one's don't just squeeze, they start Dynasty Alexis intriguing to get you in bed..then when you're slaughtering them, and the phone goes off, take the call like they've just woke up in the heat of the night... You've had it lucky bro, trust! Doing doors for a decade is just as bad. You get TV ppl trying it on knowing they can get you sacked for refusing. I can name names, Women who are on TV head going down like a piston on a guy beneath a club table. Club managers with zero tolerance on drugs white nosing out of VIP cubicles. Don't get me started on the coat of many colours brigade bro..Respect for the Killer lines under pressure!

[@BenjiBoombastic]

You Killed it my friend!😂😂😂

[@KingArtoriusTV]

Whats this.. "A me too movement" video? Lmao