Extinguishing All Life as The Tarkov Police

With the release of Streets of Tarkov we decided to get the boys together in order to clean up crime as unhinged law enforcement. Turns out things don't go well when most people just want the condensed milk you have in your backpack.
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0:00 Intro!
0:30 Afterparty Tarkov
1:52 The Tarkov Police!
11:57 The Bunker Gobbler Incident
Outro song: Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE Remix)
#EscapeFromTarkov

[@RubixRaptor]

This stupid bit ended up being way more fun than it should have been. Never imagined Tarkov as a good game to meet and talk with people but here we are lol. Also sorry for one or two small frame drops in the video, this new tarkov patch has been wacky on performance.

[@andeescandies9101]

Thank you for the awesome content master

[@guardsman3533]

You are a god with those pistol shots

[@deus383]

The bunker goblin scared me so bad

[@Deez-rx7zc]

Thank god you’re back i almost died of boredom

[@solarchos4352]

The other players probably went along with things because they knew it was YOU and wanted to join in on the fun. If everyone had voice-chat, they likely recognized you by your voice.

[@dontmindme.justaguy]

That gobbler part is both hilarious and terrifying. Just imagine some poor guy listening, he hears a distant gunshot then a bunch of guys screaming their heads off and saying, "Its the Gobbler!", "The Gobbler got 'em!"

[@bolmobelo]

Nah man I'm running💀

[@Jdlm-xx7qc]

He'll no I'm getting the fuck out

[@mickyricky4655]

I'll get out of there so fast I'll put the flash to shame

[@giaxo1739]

*Drum beat* Fuck this shit I'm out MM-MMM

[@beerten202]

I would nope out exit the game and uninstall it

[@theyankee7373]

The bunker gobbler is unironically terrifying

[@forgottendragonpriestartem3414]

Is that an actual thing lol

[@mosterchife6045]

@@forgottendragonpriestartem3414My question as well lol

[@memetarion6191]

I want to know if it's real

[@commander0.087]

I legitimately jumped on that last scene :”(

[@TonyRedgrave]

Regardless of if it's true or just good editing, more games should have randomly haunted buildings and tunnels. No context, no quests, no hints. Just random haunted buildings to spook people and make fun internet rumors.

[@diamondbackgunner335]

Imagine it being 3am on new years and the guy in the apartment below you sounds like he's in stalingrad, yelling about condensed milk

[@Ehrathorn]

Honestly, wouldn't be the strangest thing I have heard or seen on new years haha. Was law enforcement for nearly a decade.

[@nogo6880]

Is that what comes from grandma breasts

[@everythingsalright1121]

@@Ehrathorn whats one of the weirdest things youve seen then? O.o

[@ICatoSicarius]

​@Everything's Alright we will never know :(

[@michaelsouslin891]

If your neighbors aren't yelling about condensed milk while fighting one of the worst house to house battles in histroy at 3am then you don't hav cool neighbors

[@witherwolf3316]

I'm down for an entire video dedicated to hunting the Bunker Gobbler

[@SomeKindaSpy]

I second this, that thing is terrifying and needs to not exist. HUNT THE BUNKER GOBBLER

[@Jdlm-xx7qc]

Do you want them to die?

[@witherwolf3316]

@@Jdlm-xx7qc Death is guaranteed. However, so is entertainment. Can't wait to see some Mobile Task Force get ruthlessly slaughtered by it.

[@TehElimanator]

Since the Bunker Gobbler is so terrifying the video could be a Halloween special.

[@reverie314]

Please let this be a thing

[@MM-sx7zs]

The fact that the first Gobbler experience is answered with immediate silence and sprinting away is a very real response for actual fear. People don't scream at threats, they instantly distance themselves from it. Very real.

[@thegrimdeath1]

is it an actual thing?

[@MM-sx7zs]

@@thegrimdeath1 No fookin clue

[@jonh101]

@@MM-sx7zs it will forever be a mystery

[@oil588]

You sir obviously aren’t white. We’d do the smart thing and check it out or split up.

[@thegrimdeath1]

@@oil588 I don't got the game to go check it out, but i'm asking, because I'm white and 100% would go check it out and try and kill it

[@Vo_Memes]

The bunker Gobbler will live in my nightmares now

[@digitalcowboy2286]

0_0 bro what

[@douglasallar9176]

Nice to see you here.

[@agripinaa8684]

Okay well now the Gobbler has to be the next SCP op

[@Ringer15]

i wanna know what he used for it, i have it paused on the frame with it and i have 0 clue what it is lol

[@eatenjaguarjaguareaten3367]

@@Ringer15 looks like a *very* fast moving image of a xenomorph, you can somewhat make out it's tail as the second blur just behind it.

[@PosterityIslesNews]

@@Ringer15 the audio is a muffled tarkov death scream i think. the noises were real

[@alannatherson7721]

They'd need to bring in Tau-5 for this particular monstrosity.

[@hartianx1698]

At the end it looked a lot like the silhouette of a Deathclaw.

[@sophisthemlock246]

The fun part of the BUNKER GOBBLER is that it kinda makes sense in Tarkov because the cultists don’t show up on thermals and in the wiki are literally stated to be “cold blooded” and humans can’t normally do that

[@thedyingmeme6]

Cultists??????????

[@mjkoo5365]

@@thedyingmeme6 Yeah, at night cultists come out, they have high tier gear, don’t show up on thermals, take quite a few hits to kill, and like to sneak up on you so their priest can stab you with a knife that poisons you, they also can probably see in the dark, and mostly come out on wide open wooded maps You should probably not raid at night

[@wolffang7740]

they went from tired homies, to deranged police officers, to a makeshift MTF Unit. ah yes, how i love watching this channel lol

[@PrometheanGOld4]

That bunker gobbler jumpscare at the end genuinely terrified me

[@da_riceboy161]

Imagine hearing a Southern accented voice saying something about Gators, off in the distance, as a member of the Tarkov Police.

[@thedyingmeme6]

"YOU ONE A' THEM *GATORS!??!*"

[@da_riceboy161]

Tarkov Police’s true threat, the Gator Boys.

[@21stcenturysquid]

The little known texan diaspora in tarkov Russia

[@solarchos4352]

The Bunker Gobbler...was that a DEATHCLAW that attacked everyone?! Because that claw looked like it would have been attached to something massive like a Deathclaw.

[@ebrahimalsanad4411]

"Hey weren't we 5 people?" *A single shot in the distance with a short and cut scream* *proceeds to run away* "it's the bunker gobbler". Now that is how you do scary scenes

[@superspider64]

the shift from goofy police roleplay to horror game just has so much whiplash, i love it

[@colef2222]

Just when I thought Rubix and the boys couldn’t get any cooler, they try to arrest the insane criminal Jeremy “Slaughter” Elberston. Truly a hero

[@inductivegrunt94]

Man, life for the Tarkov Police is rough. Glad to see this hilarious video of Rubix and friends being themselves in Tarkov. Especially with all that condensed milk.

[@VividJarl]

I so very desperately need a Rubix/Ignis horror series. Your SCP and other horror runs combined with how you cut your horror content is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.

[@Scorch052]

Its a tough job cleaning up these mean streets, but at least I got milk.

[@elementalgamer0732]

Better than that sludge the claim is coffee back at the percinct.

[@Memeers_]

Condensed Milk with a can of beans is the peak meal experience in Tarkov

[@tankbreaker8880]

MORE CONDENSED MILK FOR THE CULT, BROTHERS!

[@LegionnairesCompany]

MILK!!!

[@dageneralharris]

CONDENSED MILK FOR THE CULT!!!

[@DragonRider2097]

GET ALL OF THE MILK!

[@swiggityswooshy5311]

MILK

[@Patchw0rkx]

milk milk milk milk MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK *breathes in deeply* MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLKKKKKKK

[@tommy40131]

I love the “Suspect down, two world wars” As I was just using this gun in raid.

[@kaifrench1260]

Me having now purchased this gun IRL "TWO WORLD WARS"

[@DarkDodger]

I'll be honest, I had not expected this to turn into an SCP op in the last three minutes but I'm here for it.

[@herurichmond8661]

You’re tarkov videos are hilarious when you’re friends are in it. Especially tails screaming

[@Warfrat231]

New amazing content a day after my birthday is awesome. Also while you may never see this I just want you to know this man, You have been super influential in my life. Yesterday I just turned 18 but I still remember watching your videos Years ago! Your videos have always been a amazing memory and I've rewatched them Plenty of times. Keep up the amazing work and content my friend!

[@RubixRaptor]

Humbling to hear, thanks friend c:

[@thedyingmeme6]

Agreed!!!!

[@NoobPTFO]

I haven’t played Tarkov in so long that I’m convinced the Bunker Gobbler is real as the cultists

[@idavid8391]

13:39 Ayo, he sturdy with it! Great concept and great video. Also, that Bunker Gobbler bit at the end was fantastic. Still not sure if it was real or y'all organized it--kudos all the same.

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

the bunker gobbler moment only makes me crave playing stalker with friends

[@Frankabyte]

That bunker gobbler editing at the end was SMOOTH

[@Bricriu-gj9dd]

6:44 literally feels like one of those "Most shocking criminal acts caught on film." Videos. Dumb criminal pulls a gun thinking he can quick draw six officers

[@thegoofygoblin2081]

"I killed him until he was dead" not even immortals can escape Scorch, classic Scorch.

[@fraser9580]

God, I love Jay's themed Tarkov madness

[@predator113377]

I have waited to long for a sequel to the gator boys

[@zachm9202]

Don't worry Cletus, he'll notice us eventually.

[@Star-6890.]

And so the legend of the bunker gobbler has begun.

[@alphaandomega4422]

Yet again Jay has created a new SCP for his group, this proves he has too much power Have to say, the idea of a Tarkov PD is just hilarious, made even funnier when total strangers in the game went along with the bit, just careful who you deputize tho lol Scorch has either got some crazy addiction to milk or a severe case of lactose intolerance, never heard of death by dairy before

[@Stidly71]

Seeing after seeing the bunker Goblin I think we need to Call in the Ignis SCP team and do a gosh darn raid

[@thevoid112]

6:42 the way that man jut gets absolutely shredded by 9mil is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen

[@toxic_vandal6585]

That went from Tarkov PD to SCP found footage real quick

[@FOG716]

we need a part two, named "Bunker Gobbler, Return of Officer Jay"

[@Tab1300]

that bunker gobbler part actually made me jump

[@TrazynSurrogate]

“Turn your body camera on!” “No! Turn it off!” “TURN IT OFF!

[@oakashthornman7834]

Upon watching the Bunker Goblin in slow mo. It’s just edited in. I’ve only played Tarkov like once so I didn’t know if it was real or not😭 But it’s very obviously a PNG edited in. I assume they killed themselves or someone off screen killed them. Incredibly hidden with how fast it is. Amazing stuff

[@RikuTek]

We need the Ignis SCP Branch to Contain the Bunker Gobbler

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

9:56 I've been playing Dark Souls 2 recently, and I just met the chonky trader in No-man's Wharf, whose name is Lonesome Gavlan. So when that guy said "Jävlan!" I immediately thought of Gavlan. "Gavlan wheel, Gavlan deal!"

[@LegionnairesCompany]

Glad to see where our tax dollars are going...

[@akumaray2822]

I just wanted to say thank you for making such great content I recently got acl repair surgery and I’ve been in a lot of pain recently but your vids have really helped take my mind off of it I’m glad I found your channel last year your vids are so funny. thank you for everything

[@ruffles4154]

New quotes for "The Book of Quotes": "I killed him untill he was DEAD" "WHY DID YOU SHOT MY LEG?!" "THEN IT WOULDN'T BE AS FUNNY!" "I killed a man yeah :)" "MR BEAST" "HO JAVLAR" "I LOVE MILK!"

[@mornananchy495]

Ngl, now I wanna see an Arma horror op where you guys try and track down the Gobbler.

[@CaptainRhodor]

First video of the year and already the editing is very impressive! The Bunker bit was particularly effective horror. Also, I see no difference between the behavior of Drunk Ignis, Ignis Police Force, normal Ignis, and the average police officer XD Also, Tarkov showed me the truth of smoked sprats in oil and now I can't get enough of them...

[@alendonvaldor5808]

True. Olive oil or red sauce are the best

[@MistahFox]

The Bunker Gobbler bit was great, I hope it becomes a recurring gag!

[@Starcraftgamer97]

Ah Ignis Squad: causing chaos, keeping the peace, and finding SCPs. And all in the same afternoon

[@Name1person]

We need another video solely dedicated to hunting the bunker gobbler

[@housewilma4904]

after a long few days of crippling anxiety this is a massive joy so thanks again rubix for your work.

[@omegawolf2589]

Think could see people going along with it just out of curiosity

[@jacksonlee6760]

And so we see now, that it takes around 11 days for Rubix to fully process this fever dream/nightmare of an experience, and put it in video.

[@MTF-Alpha-9.Commander]

0:39 "I love condenced milk! It tast's so good-" *screams of agony*

[@bryangonzales4977]

Dude the bunker gobbler could make one hell of an scp op that would be terrifying

[@Christian_Crusader]

Honestly the hardest I have laughed in a while the, "Do the Funny" was what caught me off guard thank you.

[@thegeneral2027]

And so this sparked the start of an epic tale of the hunt for the bunker gobbler in a sequel which we will never get

[@brandonbell8895]

I've always wanted to be apart of ignis but I don't have the setup maybe when I get a better job...keep up the great content raptor always fun to watch your vids

[@aeromedic8504]

I can always count on a crazy and hilarious vid when tarkov wipes lol

[@jacobburton6496]

That last part actually jump scared the shit out of me

[@Short-Britches]

You have no idea how genuinely excited I was to see this video in my recommendeds

[@dasbootywarrior5912]

That body cam effect at the end would be great in a horror op

[@blitzy9408]

The condensed milk bit has now become something I quote often and tend to regret while playing SPT, it is amazing

[@jethawk9941]

Love the tarkov videos

[@shanenasser6235]

seeing the bunker gobler you guys gotta hide down in reserve and ambush people with melee weapons

[@loopin1896]

Man I used to think I was gonna join Ignis (or at least try) but idk if I could handle the chaotic energy yall put out.

[@jackmurray764]

Gotta try someday

[@duckman9467]

6:43 He went out like John Marston in Red Dead

[@cameron5802]

had no idea you played tarkov but I shouldn't be surprised with all the other shooters you guys get into, but boy this was hysterical and I would love more.

[@ulytorrf1500]

It's funny how Rubix is the most sane out of all of them, always looking at his friends like "what the f?"

[@SirAsdf]

You ever laugh so hard that you end up coughing all the air out of your lungs? That's what this video did to me.

[@diegothedumbas]

BRO WHEN THE GOOBLER KILLS THE GUY WHO ENTER I JUST JUMPPED OUT OF MY SEAT

[@berfmerp4904]

The way that officer got FLAVOR blasted by the magnum from god caught me off guard. Lmao

[@FierceForger]

I love the beginning of this too much, lmfao The energy of the squad at the beginning was something magical and undescribable

[@maxhendriksen4747]

That last bit actually had me terrified, the reserve bunkers aren't made for the weak hearted

[@slicemup9]

This is the first time I think anyone has made Tarkov actually seem like a fun video game to play. That's a fucking achievement.

[@psychobeam99]

Bruh. Like I dont mind at all if this becomes some kind of series cause this was f$%kin entertaining.

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

90% of youtube I dont watch, I play it on another tab, RubixRaptor is the one of the only channels I actually watch.

[@thegrimrealityofficial]

The Bunker Gobbler got away, we'll get 'em next time

[@ExvinityYT]

Its always a good day when RubixRaptor uploads

[@invisigerb2578]

we need a episode of rubix getting his friends and some other people to go hunt the bunker gobbler

[@nathanowen8456]

Just thinking about if Warhammer 40k did this like tarkov oh God the madness will continue and seeing tails use a bolter on someone in game while it's open world

[@andnor]

"I heard a-surprised Swedish over there." i had so many "O-J-vlar" moments it always makes the discord laugh xD

[@lunaguru1749]

This was a awesome video man, not many people get content like that outta tarkov 🔥 video.

[@soddymilkkk]

“we’re a tad bit u derfunded”literal holes in the walls

[@FrontRunnahz]

13:34 is the clearest image I got, is that a player being used? It is genuinely terrifying

[@rex9502]

Did't expect to be.. semi early- great vid as always

[@vinhmai5566]

About that beer I owe ya

[@hansofkrieg8022]

6:37 The amount of times I've seen videos of this exact scenario play out irl is terrifying.

[@GrayFolxy]

To have a band of bros crazy like this, and have so much fun doing the silly on a video game, some people are lucky

[@michaelman957]

I feel like a lot of body bodycam footage will be "missing" when they get back to headquarters

[@mightymidget1306]

What was the Bunker Gobbler? Was it another player? Or like a secret enemy?

[@oakashthornman7834]

I want to know as well😭😭

[@ghstsamurai-4172]

i hope to never see the bunker gobbler ever again. i did not know of him until i watched this and now he is a thought i will have on every raid i go through now

[@darrenfox4213]

The editting just gets better n better

[@spades7427]

Running a factory 5 man telling “Tarkov PD, get on the ground!” Never gets old, it’s what me and my buddies do when we are tired of loosing our trash kits.

[@SparkyDe]

4:15 love the rs hit instantly busted out laughing

[@breakfire78]

We need the hunt for the Tarkov Gobbler!

[@ragnarian]

We now need an arma 3 bunker gobbler scp mission....

[@haonsuni8146]

Considering you fellas did police stuff before in arma I'm surprised it worked nearly as well here. Maybe you might make the 3rd Circle SWAT force