Random Team Fortress 2 Bullshittery

So last year the clan hosted a TF2 server on a lark. It turned out to be a lot of fun. Here are some highlights from the livestreams.
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble​

[@CheeseYourself]

My favourite part was Quebec saying that he's "not that good of a spy" and every ZF member in the room simultaneously telling him to shut up

[@gaminggaming.6071]

thing is, he is probably right, i have not seen much but i saw that he didnt trickstab once. Maybe he is actually really good for picking the prime moments to backstab and not trying risky stuff, but hes already above average. Then again the average are the 4 newbie spies that are a part of every tf2 match so that may actually not be much.

[@LeahThe3th]

It's funny because he really is average at best, they just haven't learned the counterplay yet. That final backstab clip you could see how obvious it was with a demo not shooting at choke anything pacing in circles, backing closer and closer to the medic with the biggest giveaway being the quick flicks to check if the threat is still there. But it is really fun to watch anyones initial frustrations.

[@falco5148]

@@LeahThe3th yeah but I don't blame them, if ZF in general had a little more experience with the game they would be able to spot a spy much more easily by the way most spies move while disguised,always trying to carefully not bump into enemies, I counter most spies by spamming splash damage with soldier, it's pretty easy with solly

[@Elenrai]

@@LeahThe3th yea you got it, I checked and it seems they had terrible spychecking habits, relying way too much on a single pyro (who might be a qubec) to stop qubec... I bet it was really fun for him tho!

[@generalgrim15]

Personally I wonder how a spy main like Quebec would fair against a spy-paranoid Heavy Main like myself.

[@liamoliver5848]

"It's been years, but I'll dust off the worst Spy main" Reminds me a lot of John Wick digging out his old murder gear from the concrete.

[@S0dapop583]

Explains how Quebec steamrolled through ZF.

[@liamzakhaev]

@NextiQ Derby mald

[@liamzakhaev]

​@NextiQ Derby portmanteau of mad and bald.

[@TheJubbert]

@NextiQ Derby yeah except that one of those movies was good and the other one was RED

[@liamzakhaev]

@Marcus Schmoman seethe

[@Max-ej4oh]

Also, just remember that despite all this time, Cyanide's face is STILL spinning in Space Engineers.

[@Max-ej4oh]

10.000 SERVER hours, so if they took a break from the game, that timer just stopped until they log in again. Hail the perpetual Cyanide face.

[@ladyyravenn]

"After all this time?" "Always"

[@thegriffin88]

It's going to exist that way for all eternity. Or until they shut down the servers, whichever comes first.

[@mariic2]

Of course, Soviet could always dig out the part of the asteroid the face is attached to, strap a rocket onto it, and send it into the depths of space.

[@znuffyztruggles5744]

@@mariic2 if only that was how space engineers worked, if only...

[@R4yj4ck]

The fact that Soviet made an ENTIRE SFM animation (well documented as being an incredibly difficult to wrangle program) just to illustrate how close he was to getting that last Uber off and how it was denied to him is nothing short of legendary.

[@golderge1149]

W womble as always

[@podporWidelec]

LazyPurple made a video or two describing the pain of making something in SFM. So... yeah, it must've been a huge pain

[@Mizzt]

I like how after Quebec backstabs someone, he just walks away while holding an A-pose. Fucking perfect. Edit: When he's not using the Your Eternal Reward

[@Sir_Bucket]

Team Fortress 2 at its finest

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

Quebec? You mean the city

[@lilyliao9521]

@@lolstuffenjoy9880 yes

[@davidbanan.]

@@lolstuffenjoy9880 of course

[@wordplayreviews8818]

He was doing it to assert dominance

[@DragonHammer45]

I remember playing a TF2 game where I met a player, who, whenever he got backstabbed by a spy, he changed class to a pyro and ritualistically made it his driving focus in life to hunt down and dominate that player until they left the server. The man had a sociopathic hatred for spy's that still haunts me to this day. I have this fear that by posting this video, soviet might've awoken that beast. I fear that Quebec's life is in danger, for the Pyroman has been alerted. He is awake. He is coming.

[@TheChronova]

given that quebec stopped time in that last clip, i hope the pyro man is a joestar

[@InterdictorCompellor]

Lol I didn't play a lot of TF2 but that was definitely my approach to dealing with spies.

[@whoreblender]

Your comment has some Doom Slayer vibe in it, gotta say

[@EbilDerp]

I mean i do the same and i trust no one, its satisfying to target your teammates with fire till one burns and reveals spy.

[@doMinationp88]

That sounds like me. Some people just want to watch the spies burn :)

[@mostdefinitelynotadurian1043]

the fact that Quebec is speaking in his usual monotone voice like as if it's a regular tuesday, really add salt to the wounds XD

[@MenachemSchmuel]

For you, the day Quebec graced your backside... was the most important day of your life. But for me? It was Tuesday.

[@misterjersey5460]

@@MenachemSchmuel OF COURSE!

[@extremely.hung.individual2693]

@@MenachemSchmuel mmm my backside

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

Seeing him play spy here, he just seems okay as Spy. Simular to those i just kill randomly cause they got infront of that one heavys medic gf, or ones i melee as heavy in the medieval mode

[@Alan-vy3do]

Don’t like spies so it was kinda unpleasant surprise he plays it

[@kidninja8331]

Quebec is playing every spy's dream, players who never turn around lol

[@davevd9944]

And don't forget pyro's that don't check every person a lot.

[@simonnilsson8375]

Wanna know a fun thing? Even 1 and a half year of playing this together and Quebec is still the one who are killing the pyros.

[@biddergick2890]

And staying still

[@k4m130]

This makes me want to put on the suit and go spy again

[@TheMrBonzz]

and no dangers of random soldiers flying around the map at mach 5 looking to Market Garden someone.

[@AkuMugen]

The medic is a perfect class for soviet. Holding the trigger in the general direction of his teammates is a standard practice for him.

[@MpSniperM1911]

Lol

[@volteer1332]

I laughed at this harder than at the video

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

it's a standard practice for the entire clan, they are like orks from warhammer 40k

[@lordfelidae4505]

He just needs to learn how to FUCKING DODGE!

[@emilylynen1423]

At least he can't miss

[@L.J.Kommer]

Quebec- "I'll dust off the worst spy main..." *Click-clack ZF- "Did you just cock your knife?"

[@ce461]

Quebec:……the spy also has a….you know what you’ll learn and die.

[@Th3Bishop3]

Honestly I wouldnt be suprised if he pulled out a black rose.

[@_Reikiiro]

hehehe. knife. 🤭

[@mq5731]

He got the bipod for his knife

[@KnightmareSteel]

The funny thing is, ZF’s greatest weakness would turn into their greatest strength in this game. That being their penchant for friendly fire.

[@radiobehemoth9334]

The ONE game where this is a genuine REQUIREMENT to play the game well and they get fucked by a Spy.

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

They fail at even failing

[@iliakatster]

4:02 soviet learned a valuable lesson: if it was too easy to kill the spy, you didn't kill the spy

[@skyeshoe.223]

I cringed so hard when he presented his back to Quebec seconds afterwards. XD

[@HordrissTheConfuser]

He did not, in fact, learn.

[@aBlackMage]

The fact that Quebec has the Medics Killed tracker on his Eternal Reward makes this way better

[@Tothro]

He's got the medic traumatized, turned him ineffective by making him ūberch-incontingent.

[@1218Draco]

How do you … what? Where does it say that?

[@dadragonfireoutdoors5642]

@@1218Draco 10:43 faint grey text.

[@davecrupel2817]

That is the videogame equivalent of a war crime, somehow. 😂

[@tonypeppermint5329]

It's amazing.

[@magoichi75]

Soviet Womble in TF2…truly we live in the greatest time line.

[@kitten-inside]

You misspelled Quebec.

[@DocFr4nk]

Aye we do

[@LucasSantos-si4nd]

FUCK YEA

[@fishwoz17]

In the year 2022 as well. I feel like I stepped into an alternate dimension

[@jasonbrody1619]

not to mentin in 2022 lol

[@dava8058]

You know Quebec is a veteran when he's still using the old meta spy loadout (DR + ER).

[@Wolvenworks]

what's the current meta loadout? Spycicle? haven't played TF2 in a while since it un-funned itself with the comp update

[@dava8058]

@@Wolvenworks from my encounter they either use stock, kunai, and/or cloak and dagger.

[@twiq.2903]

i do good and top frag more often with the YER

[@sherlockoberon_akomi9781]

@@dava8058 Ah, its been a long time since ive played TF2. I remembered i got very happy when I got the Dead Ringer. Is DR still very good nowadays or its just meh now?

[@classifiedad1]

@@sherlockoberon_akomi9781 It’s mainly good against new players which don’t know much about it. Fortunately, that’s the precise environment which Quebec found himself in.

[@deusexmachina101]

"Demo knights are like anti-soviet homing missiles" The US Military: Find me 1000 Scots!

[@raigaLCC]

black scottish cyclops specifically

[@mjpraetorian4386]

@@raigaLCC good luck with that...

[@alexandercarter3570]

lol

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

@@raigaLCC but they got more [long protracted beep] than they got those

[@cesaremosu]

@@raigaLCC *DRUNKEN black scottish cyclops

[@realisminmotion5099]

Quebec is the embodiment of “I’ve played this before”

[@AxxLAfriku]

Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r re

[@adrnaline]

he's the guy you show a video you think is hilarious and he's like "i've seen this already"

[@dedsec69]

@@AxxLAfriku what in the world are u yammering about

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@dedsec69 he's a trying to make people watch his videos by spamming weird comments. Ignore him, he will go away for a few months again.

[@indeepjable]

abnormally placed censors

[@Hexra_]

"So Quebec, I heard you're a spy main?" Quebec: "I dabble"

[@MindFreak590]

What are you hiding, Quebec?!

[@addy_mae6697]

He really said “I am seasoned in the arts”😂😂

[@hatchcrazy]

I love how personally Soviet takes Quebec's fakeout with the Dead Ringer.

[@dumbleking5172]

"Ah. What?! He-he lied to me! He-he pulled a fast one!" _Soviet says in complet disbelief as though the world was a lie_

[@protokiri9571]

The dead ringer is no joke lol, personally use it on spy myself 😂

[@ericcrinnian]

"... And I'm the one holding the toothbrush" absolutely KILLED me 😂

[@WarriorofRed]

It also killed Soviet

[@donovantran3634]

Quebec: *dusts off tf2* "I'm not that good of a spy" Also Quebec: *Becomes the second incarnation of Jack the Ripper*

[@Cool-Cat1]

It's not much of a flex being good at spy when it looks as if most of the players are brand new to the game and Quebec has what looks like more than 10 minutes in the game. If Quebec was doing good at spy against a semi-competent team that knew what spy-checking is then he would have a harder time and the fact that most of the players don't check behind them at all mainly Soviet when playing medic when healing someone you can spy-check by looking behind then calling out to your heal target that there is a spy.

[@przemowoyovik4263]

To be honest they just werent looking around and he just used that, not saing hes a bad spy main

[@Hive__]

So what you are saying is that Soviet and the rest of the clan are prostitutes?

[@mathunit1]

4:00 Even when Womble did basic spy counterplay, he still got f*cked. lol

[@percher4824]

if you ask me, quebec is probably average or slightly above average at spy. it's just that he's played the game more than everyone else, meaning that there's a giant gap in the skill between them. the hellspawns known as spy mains with 5000 hours in the damn class are bold as hell- they abuse the shitty backstab hitreg and use the revolver liberally.

[@WorkingClassZombie]

Holy shit! At 10:42 you can see Quebec's weapon is called "Colonel Leroux." In the novel 'Sharpe's Sword,' there is a character called "Colonel Leroux." He's a French colonel who murders a fellow French captain (by stabbing him in the neck from behind), impersonates him, and then offers his parole to his British captors. He promptly breaks his parole, murders the protagonist's junior officer, escapes by horseback then murders the protagonist's commanding officer. A good name for a weapon for a Spy main lmao.

[@qxTorii]

Obscure references to a 90s/early 00s TV show in a SW video? Now that's soldiering.

[@steveroyal6229]

Quebec making Soviet angry? That’s him, smoldering.

[@epicgizmo5565]

not only did he pick the weapon that copies a victim and put a fitting name on it its great lol

[@phinix250]

@@qxTorii A dedicated community to Sharpe showing up on every corner of KZbin comments? Now that's soldiering.

[@mybad4990]

@@qxTorii Holy shit this is the last place I expected to see a Sharpe reference

[@noggin8216]

I love how he gets a kill assist on his own teammate at 5:44 whilst healing a fake quebec

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Spies even get an Achievement for tricking a Medic into doing that... and another one if they then backstab the _Medic_ who is healing them! But I assume Quebec already had those.

[@Timeward76]

The usual medic develops the paranoia to turn around every 2-3 seconds very quickly. Womble is not average.

[@cloveruty]

"Yes, our German clan member has the flamethrower; I too am concerned." Fucking killed me. Love the work Soviet!

[@immortaljanus]

Let us werf some Flammen, jah...

[@dantindley5181]

It killed everyone else too

[@bolikde9389]

At a diffrent Game he worked at an incinerator.

[@laurakastrup]

@@bolikde9389 that’s… a different German clan member. The point still stands. It’s like when they got the Vietnamese dude to play that Vietnamese war game and he was just yelling incoherent Vietnamese

[@bolikde9389]

@@laurakastrup The good Nevil.

[@toaster9922]

This video should just be titled "Soviet and the clan get repeatedly backstabbed by Quebec for thirteen minutes"

[@ryanrong495]

Napoleon bornivar

[@potatos9842]

10:58 The little jump when he smashes his desk is hilarious

[@Procrastian]

5:08 digby rage is rare but is always hilarious

[@ChibiWuff]

Quebec: *Goes around knifing everybody* Cyanide: "Well, I knifed NBK"

[@darkhorseman90]

sucks he wasn't present in this vid.

[@immortaljanus]

He's flirting with me...

[@xDakem]

@@darkhorseman90 I'm here for soviet, not for cy.

[@John-Stark]

@@xDakem I am here for both because they are a dynamic duo to me

[@purefatdude2]

@@xDakem came for soviet, stayed for cyanide

[@darkhorseman90]

"Quebec, what did we do to you?" Everyone: *recounts how many instances of betrayal and fun* Me: You...motivated him.

[@DirtyCasual36]

Quebec:"remember when you guys besieged my base in DayZ at Willow Lake?"

[@skar9556]

@@DirtyCasual36 Good guy Quebec was simply planning his revenge all this time..

[@mice6545]

@@skar9556 long term plans are the best plans

[@mrlordvenom6664]

Finally revenge is quebecs

[@skar9556]

*QueBec, while chewing on a cigar, *"I love it when a plan comes together.!!"*

[@simonnilsson8375]

Quebec has almost every knife in the game on spy with 200 hours and a highscore of 29 kills and he is constantly saying “Im not that good as a spy” as he tops the leaderboard EVERY GAME! ZF litterary calls him the boogeyman atm.

[@lazthegreat10]

200 hours since 2007 is nothing Good spies that Quebec would consider have 2000 hours and it's a whole other ball game

[@Veloziraptor111]

Yeah, playing with a bunch of newbies who neither spy check, nor watch their backs, will make every spy player who knows at least the fundamentals seem godly. Quebec most certainly knows this. It's not that he's an amazing spy, it's the fact that the other members of ZF don't really know how to play.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

@@Veloziraptor111 pretty much why i think my 400 hour demo/heavy main ass could beat him. He either is good and zf sucks, or hes really that good of a player (doubt for 200 hours) and we just see it through the weakest link of the ZF

[@5ynthet1c]

200 hours on Spy alone or 200 total hours in-game?

[@cr0wnin]

He’s really not that good as a spy, ZF just doesn’t spycheck. *I* could probably do as good as spy, and I don’t even main him. A really good spy could kill their entire team, even if they knew where he was. I’ve played against spies that will take out entire teams at a time, all grouped together and *actively shooting at them* .

[@codingidiot6754]

2:46 there was no reason for you to make that so well tracked

[@Zadhompl]

Flex

[@generalrubbish9513]

The 5 stages of Quebec: Denial: He can't possibly be this good at playing Spy, can he? Anger: FUCKING QUEBEC Bargaining: Can you take another break? Depression: I don't wanna play this game anymore... Acceptance: [switches teams]

[@marcus4046]

Revenge: Friendly fire is On!

[@ceu160193]

@@marcus4046 I wonder how game would go, if Cyanide also plays with them. Chances are Cyanide will destroy his PC in rage.

[@Classymarc]

@@ceu160193 Yeah, what actually happened to Cyanide?

[@himynameisfelipe4042]

@@Classymarc On his Twitter he announced he was leaving streaming. Don't remember the exact reason but I belive they had to do with economic reasons and probably getting other focuses on his life. ZD people wished him the best of luck on that post. Hope he is well.

[@ceu160193]

@@Classymarc Probably kept in dungeon by his girlfriend Gorty.

[@skymanmcd6012]

“I fear no man, but that THING” *Quebec playing the Spy* “It scares me”

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

Try playing on skial servers - spy mains there are WAY more terrifying

[@vd6070]

Quebec is the definition of everything I fear in a spy main

[@igotwrecked]

@@user-bu2sf1gb5t yep

[@khadeejahafsyah8827]

Quebec is honestly an average spy. Not good when you compare him to different spies.

[@jumpinghunter9152]

You can precisely tell that Quebec is one hell of a spy main because of amount of that super-last-moment medic kills, which is the most effective medic kill in game because of time wasted on building uber. He is such a great spy, that's for sure

[@rahuum9705]

To be fair, Soviet was announcing he had uber, in a chat with Quebec, and then holding onto it going 'Are you ready? Are you sure? Let's go. Here I go.' He might as well have been rolling out the red carpet and screaming 'BACKSTAB ME.'

[@alexgutierrez2783]

I really wish cyandie was in this. I would love loved to hear that rage

[@proganerxdave6720]

i bet he would have played demoman

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

​@@proganerxdave6720 nah he would have been an engineer. Ie do nothing but eat snacks after doing the bare minimum

[@Flaky1990]

Quebec: "I haven't painted in a while so I'm not very good." Quebec: [recreates the painting in the sistine chapel]

[@ladywaffle2210]

One shudders to think what he'd do in his prime... Entire teams... dead and teamkilling...

[@Sillybutts]

I was 800% NOT expecting TF2 to ever get a Bullshittery, cool!

[@mbielchris]

He did mention it on some of his streams for a while already

[@commanderfoxy4981]

lol same

[@weskerrun9420]

Me neither! I've never clicked on a video so fast. Takes me back to the 2010s era of KZbin TF2 videos

[@666Drazil]

I was especially not expecting it to happen in 2022, lmao

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i was 800% not expecting the backstab at the end to happen

[@RiOSquINTos]

"Quebec is a spy main" Everyone: *Noted*

[@ElliotTPham]

As someone from the actual province of Québec, I am very proud of this englishman's prowess at playing the french class.

[@deathreus]

Alternate title: Quebec teaches ZF the feeling of fear and helplessness

[@ddd4040]

*Despair

[@kritikill7779]

@@ddd4040 AGONY!

[@shoobzy3431]

Quebec be teaching them the meaning of insanity.

[@CataStudies]

Again

[@Elenrai]

Fairly sure they learned that playing Holdfast linebattles...because their clan is famous there is a tendency for the rest of us to maybe kinda target them...mostly so we can murder womble and yell at his corpse about when we get another bullshittery!

[@CorkSkrew]

I love how in the montage you can see Soviet getting steadily more paranoid, nervously watching every teammate(?) who passes by him. But dread it…run from it…Quebec still arrives

[@BrievaryZowan]

Quebec getting his revenge on ZF years after losing to them in DayZ. Man played the true long game.

[@kalebbruwer]

ZF: "we should do a meet up" Quebec: "I'm in danger"

[@End3ren3rgy]

Quebec:I'm not stuck in here with you you're stuck in here with me

[@kagat2359]

Nah Quebec is the danger

[@simple__sigma3287]

Hes going to go with a dead ringer

[@piyali.6172]

Julius Ceaser moment

[@wolflegion_]

Womble be like: slaving away on a huge project for over 2 months, finally done. Womble’s audience: when’s next bullshittery?

[@blazeultimo]

He admitted himself they aren't that hard to make.

[@tardvandecluntproductions1278]

@@blazeultimo You can clearly see by the amount of editing and added scenes they take a lot of time.

[@danieldyson1660]

@@blazeultimo compared to stuff like feature films, yeah they're pretty easy. But they can still be a bastard.

[@ISmellMopWho]

@@blazeultimo That was called a joke my man, there is a reason this video took a long time to come out.

[@hafor2846]

@@blazeultimo Fucking hell dude, people like you are the reason I have a sarcasm sign. Soviet made that joke once, years ago and you still parrot this years later...

[@ediet2203]

I thought this was a goddamn ancient video, but when I saw how recent it was, it made me actually happy there's many still playing this game and having fun

[@hunterjones8434]

When it said “Uber in 0.1 seconds”, I instantly knew that Quebec was going to backstab Soviet. I knew it!🤣🤣🤣

[@adelaidecruse2145]

Soviet: “Where tf is Quebec?” Quebec: “right behind you”

[@ScorpionStrike7]

He could be in this very room!

[@kleiner851]

It could be you, It could be me!

[@Fatdove]

On your left, soviet

[@zyriantel9601]

@@kleiner851 "Watch! He'll turn into Quebec any second now! ...Aaaaaaany second now."

[@scarred-healer1368]

Quebec: "I'm not good as Spy" Quebec: *makes the entire ZF Clan hate his guts with his Spy skills* also great work on the SFM moments!

[@pumpkingamebox]

That can only mean 2 things. He’s modest, or everyone sucks more than him.

[@Scruffy-qi3ik]

@@pumpkingamebox probably both, because almost every time soviet got stabbed would of been stopped if he took the time to look behind him

[@Pokerface-ec9be]

@@pumpkingamebox or also a 3rd, which would be underestimating himself

[@mms16]

to be fair, he really, REALLY isn't good. want some proof, go watch stabby

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

@@Pokerface-ec9be or basically he is just a dude who is chill playing and saying he is just bad or decent cause he never feel like pro/good af yet lol the amount of backstabbin tho XD

[@BrownieKuma72]

I noticed that the subtitle colors are tied to what team each member is on at the time. That's a clever detail.

[@Pausenmacher]

How the fuck did i not realize that. Womble Smart. Me not. You smart.

[@DANNY1TDM]

12:49 *HE FUCKING WAITED*

[@eliguy2344]

I love how the video starts out as a normal bullshittery and then just evolves into a video showcasing Quebecs true skill as a spy main and the anger he causes. F*cking great

[@allshipper2158]

True skill?! More like feeding on noobs.

[@allshipper2158]

@@soggybreadman4035 The dead ringer noise can easily be avoided, for example: don't be near them or pray they hear music at max volume. About the other watches. Even today, I'm seeing people with 2000+ hours who can't hear spies watch uncloack, so... And also, TF2 takes skill and good ears.

[@sandornagy3484]

@@soggybreadman4035 have to consider that everyone talking a ton so not much focus on actually sound whoring to hear the spy😄

[@Jacob-bn1nj]

@@allshipper2158 don't forget too that they're talking in a chat and probably aren't 100% on the audio cues

[@allshipper2158]

@@Jacob-bn1nj More like not in the game at all.

[@tomaibetter]

"everyone is stabbing me and I don't like it" Womble in every bullshitty ever

[@golddiamond7424]

You forgot the back before stab

[@AxxLAfriku]

You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear to

[@Davenzoid]

@@AxxLAfriku be GONE, BOT

[@zyriantel9601]

@@Davenzoid Oh, he's no bot, he is tragically very real. His pain-in-the-ass advertisement spiel gets worse every time.

[@Archangelm127]

Reminds me of the "SovietWomble Training Program" bit from M&B Warband.

[@carbongreed]

I love that 50% of this video is everyone screaming "QUEBEC!"

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

I love it when Quebecs spy model A-poses like he's assserting dominance.

[@leroyjenkins6256]

If quebec was a true spy main he'd be saying "That wasn't a face stab, that was a matador ankle stab"

[@WaffleStart]

can confirm, im a spy main and this man did not name the 50 types of trickstabs, making him a phoney and i am deeply disappointed in him.

[@quantumblur_3145]

Dead is dead

[@nedcurfman3486]

@@WaffleStart to be fair, he’s ZF, so his 50 types are just different clan members

[@octorokreviews]

Quebec's disproportional level of competency when compared to the rest of the ZF Clan is pretty handedly explained away when you remember that he was originally PMC.

[@julibean5125]

This here is the true sequel of the siege at willow lake

[@ceazer6857]

It’s all a revenge plot

[@21deciBels]

PMC?

[@commanderrexaur3659]

@@21deciBels it's from dayz. I wasn't there but the videos are there

[@pergys6991]

@@commanderrexaur3659 no no, their still there. Willow lake siege is still up and that’s probably Quebecs first appearance on YT.

[@CountEagleHydra]

I’m surprised Quebec had enough time to practice being a spy main despite being a single parent

[@anmolsaddana5953]

i love how when the blue teams talking the subtitles are colored blue and red when red team talks... its the little details that show how much effort he puts in his videos .. loved every second of it!

[@Tothro]

"He was just enjoying a chocolate bar" The glee in this man's voice as he casually strolls on his way to stab a man.

[@RainWelsh]

The wild-eyed, gleeful nodding the Spy’s doing there is how I imagine Quebec looked for the entire game

[@Patterrz]

TF2 came out in 15 years ago and still has a massive dedicated community, love it

[@inferlynx737]

Love as much as everyone hates Quebec in this video counting down till the 2v2

[@xeeeeiijj]

@Kewlysiak graphics are nothing as long as u have fun

[@KALEB32154]

@@xeeeeiijj Lol I think there’s a saying for that. ‘You can polish a turd all you want, but it’ll still be a turd.’ Games don’t automatically become good just because they threw some nice graphics on top.

[@inferlynx737]

@Kewlysiak battle block theater is a god among games

[@fisheatsyourhead]

every time i go back to tf2 the public servers are filled with aimbotters and people shouting slurs. what a community.

[@jennylynch8411]

The amount of editing Soviet does to describe how close he was into getting that Uber is BEYOND this world and so respected. I admire this man's work so much.

[@croabadark]

I like that in the last clip leading up to the cinematic, you can SEE QUEBEC WATCHING SOVIET FROM THE CORNER AND WAITING TO SLIP PAST THE HEAVIES for a concerningly long time

[@daddysempaichan]

"Oh hey, ZF's playing TF2." _See's stock weapons_ "Oh no." _Quebec's an experienced spy_ *"OH NO."* Also figures that Soviet will plays Medic.

[@jacoblansman8147]

"Right, for this game I shall be the medic. Never been a medic before. I've got my bandages, I've got my morphine - let's see how it goes!" *15 minutes later* *Entire squad is on the ground, either paralysed or too weak to move* Soviet: Job Done!

[@godkingtroycalypso877]

Yeah Medic, Scout, Soldier, and Engineer are his main go-to's afaik

[@NinjaAO42]

Soviet mains Medic? Excellent taste

[@Nietabs]

ikr

[@baldman4187]

It's AIDS!

[@murdrox_87]

This is why Soviet is my favorite gaming youtuber... the attention to detail and work that goes into each video is astonishing :D

[@MadGameBoy]

The name of the episode should have been "Random Quebec Bullshittery"

[@Garbo_trashcan]

i love how soviet literally refuses to ever turn around after dying to quebec countless times

[@tommyfortress7515]

He did once

[@KarmicKnight97]

What good would it have done

[@the8bitclicker_193]

@@KarmicKnight97 mate, all you need to do is turn around and if you see an ally coming at you, melee them, most likely it's a spy (plus there is no friendly fire so anyone can fire at their allies) But if said ally hits you back and doesnt change into a spy then he's good But then again Soviet and his friends are newbies so of course they wouldn't know, but turning around would really deny a spy doing a chain stab

[@sind4953]

​@@KarmicKnight97 it's part of the learning curve. after some playtime+dying to spies countless of times players eventually learn to 180 every few seconds to avoid stabs. denies them entirely. there are even binds/scripts for players using low sensitivity/are lazy. and later in the learning curve, spies learn to avoid players that do said 180 check and to just kill them from afar with ambassador

[@vd6070]

@@sind4953 It really is that simple and obvious but nobody really thinks of it until they have that total realization of "OOHHHHHHH", its just like being given a simple question but your mind can't think of the answer even though its really obvious.

[@mercce6750]

Alternate Title: The ZF clan gets destroy by Quecbec for 12 minutes straight.

[@youreverydaydisaster5683]

My thoughts exactly

[@StevenMussels]

The editing on this has more production value than most modern game releases

[@cbenoit29]

As a Canadian, I absolutely love hearing people telling off Quebec ❤️

[@danielregnard882]

Womble: "Demoknights are like anti-soviet homing missiles" USA: "I'll take 10,000"

[@SpoopyChicken]

WAIT A MINUTE U RIGHT

[@FrostReave]

Modern Russia is basically the poodle of the UN. Sure it barks a lot and yeah it could probably do some damage if it wanted to but it’s just so not threatening to anyone but themselves. Especially compared to its past and this is coming from an American. It’s economy and military are just bad. Anyway that’s enough for today’s Ted Talk.

[@ImNotFine44]

Hahahahahahaha

[@cypherusuh]

@@FrostReave China is the new Russia, except russia also supports them in military region. US barely stays as "superpower" country, and their citizen aren't helping the good standards either

[@FrostReave]

@@cypherusuh the politics surrounding China are actually far more complicated. China has proven it a great threat to its neighbors but it’s also the leading bastion against the US and UK so certain countries have formed a necessary alliance as self defense. And no the US is one of the most powerful countries in the world just below China in terms of economy. The only thing we have an overwhelming advantage of over China is military power which isn’t ideal. I wouldn’t call us a *good* country. Citizen standards are lower then other powerful countries. I might call us a *necessary* country minimizing and suppressing global threats and risks.

[@hughjass1976]

"What does a French border agent look like" "As a German idk, we just go past them" Some jokes are just way too funny

[@Nightmare17022000]

I felt that waay too much

[@hughjass1976]

@@Nightmare17022000 so did Belgium

[@Voron_Aggrav]

@@hughjass1976 could you guys keep us Dutch out of it please... We've got nothing to do with your mess

[@hughjass1976]

@@Voron_Aggrav nobody mentioned the Dutch? What are you on about?

[@randombrit4504]

@@hughjass1976 You mentioned South Holland.

[@epicninjacakez6716]

13:08 frame perfect Quebec backstab any%

[@maifa9922]

The most chaotic game for the most chaotic clan. I have never seen a more perfect match in my life

[@acetrainer44]

Quebec: “I’m not that good of a spy…” The entire server: “Oh STFU man!!!”

[@thewildruda6113]

Now imagine them fighting Mr Paladin. Poor souls would get backstabbed by a guy infront of them

[@MrTriple3D]

@@thewildruda6113 mr paladin isn't an amazing spy. hes consistent but not incredibly good

[@thewildruda6113]

@@MrTriple3D he’s not the best TF2 player but goddamn is he the best spy main by far. I’m just naming him instead of B4nny because I see that the ZF clan doesn’t like Spahs.

[@MrTriple3D]

@@thewildruda6113 yeah okay you must be either very new to TF2 or are completely delusional. b4nny is the best overall player but individual spy main, MrPaladin IS NOT the best not even close.

[@thewildruda6113]

@@MrTriple3D oh I didn’t mean Mr Paladin I meant Swipez, is he the one ?

[@UndeadZain]

Imagine how much fun they'd have on MvM if they enjoy the actual game. The cheese would be real with ZF.

[@Madhuntr]

quebec at 12:55 i love it when a plan comes together

[@unluckysmug]

Quebec: * an experienced spy main * The rest of the clan: why do we hear boss music?

[@Local_Lich]

Why do we hear James Bond music?

[@ComradeWW]

*French accordion intensifies*

[@ManeShaker]

ZF: *playing TF2 and having fun* Quebec: I've been waiting for this moment.

[@donwanna3906]

ZF: playing TF2 and having fun Quebec: And I took that personally.

[@MrRobotman]

*I’ve been looking forward to this.*

[@theglitchcounter264]

"The oldest and strongest emotion, is fear. Grief came second, for we realized our fear was well-founded."

[@nunyafukinbizness2984]

I never realized how much I specialized into spychecking with every class until this video. Called the demo out the frame I saw him meandering in the back... Good times good times.

[@silentghost9626]

"Experienced spy" is an understatement. Quebec made it look like he's a Kingsman here

[@blubehriluv]

Experienced spy looks miles better against the same new players that spoon feed Quebec information through voice chat lol

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

To be fair i wouldn't exactly call the rest of ZF clan good in TF2 to begin with. So yeah - compared to them Quebec is a borderline Godlike Spy-main

[@lukalaa1764]

When your opponent is the ZF clan, any kind of skill will make you look like a god

[@deathgobbler4774]

oh this entire video just shows how a semi-good spy against an inexperienced team can do massive damage

[@cranederoc]

As a once spy main, landing in a server full of new players is like an all you can eat buffet. Dead ringer, eternal reward, big earner or kunai and you're just going john wick on them

[@umeboshioag6627]

Bruh that last clip, Quebec sits there, not backstabbing anyone as demo, waiting for Soviet to turn his back. He's literally there, in the corner of the screen, the whole fucking time. Or he also might have just stabbed the demo too. You know, eternal reward shenanigans.

[@fokionleile7662]

Νο i think he was already disguised as demo cause no pipes are leaving from this side of the screen.

[@fokionleile7662]

actually no the demo got a kill so it was a chainstab

[@libertyprime7911]

You should have picked Mercy.

[@markashleytumanguil4082]

The fact that they leave the cart and chase Quebec just to kill him make me laugh hardly 😂😂😂

[@Talon3000]

I love that everyone was annoyed at quebec but apparently nobody thought of going pyro.

[@patrickseo6190]

Not even a minute in and ZF is already fulfilling each other’s BDSM fantasies Edit: Also, the SFM work in the video is fantastic, I wonder if Soviet did that himself lol

[@De_Helen]

Yes, he did

[@equibub6548]

yeah I believe he referred to it as “a bastard” to do lol

[@KezzaFozza]

He Did, streamed the creation of it for a few days aswell

[@Alex_Varriale]

What was that song at 00:49

[@patrioticcat5768]

A few things I've learned watching Soviet: - never join a game with Quebec - never "go poke the yanks" - cyanide tells the truth more often than we think.

[@setojurai]

and yet there are good reasons to never trust him

[@zyriantel9601]

@@setojurai In fairness, "more often than we think" still leaves plenty of room for suspicion, we never said he's NOT a liar

[@JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine]

I just realized the irony of someone named Quebec maining the only french character in a game.

[@Bigneb64]

That cinematic transition at the end was smooth! The cinematics themselves were awesome too! Great video!

[@vd6070]

9:33 that PHYSICALLY hurt me as a medic main. My heart fucking voided of emotion as I *felt* that backstab as the ubercharge just DISAPPEARED, that is the worst feeling. Hearing the beat get ready to drop harder than ever as you have your heavy in front of you, the charge at 99%, and suddenly its just GONE Edit: Just got to the end. Took me a couple seconds but right before the cinematic Soviet put in began I had a feeling there was a spy. When he zoomed in on the rocket I thought "Oh God, was it actually a crocket?" But then it froze on 0.1 and I realized "Oh.... No.... Please no not the fucking Demoman". It was as if a million medics cried out in terror, and all at once, were silenced.

[@falco5148]

just soviet being a clueless newbie, it's perfectly normal, nothing dramatic, this is how you learn to turn around, you also learn by playing all classes

[@vd6070]

@@falco5148 If I was being seriously dramatic about this I'd have been typing in all caps "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TURN AROUND" in various manners for about thirteen paragraphs (or however long KZbin lets it go, never heard of a word limit for YT now that I think about it...)

[@davecrupel2817]

You think THAT hurt?! You ain't seen *nothin'* yet! Wait untill the end of the video!!

[@Th3Bishop3]

I never really was on your side.

[@vd6070]

@@davecrupel2817 already watched it to the end yesterday, did you not tap read more?

[@NovusDawn1]

I love how the rage slowly builds as they continue to play with Quebec. It goes from just a frustrated "I hate you quebec" to just frothing at the mouth hatred.

[@whatareyoudoingyouidiot342]

Slowly? These guys went from 0-100 like a pro stock dragster.

[@Lukaerys_VT]

Yeah. The first time he just calmly went “Quebec, fuck you, sir.”

[@jsange]

I remember when Halo Reach for the 360 happened. The backstab animations were so great, they blew li'l Jimmy's mind. So all li'l Jimmy did in MP ever was try to find a chance to backstab people. I'm pretty sure I became notorious briefly because I got really good at it.

[@truesnakegod]

I was the same. Even nowadays when I play reach with my friend I always say "I gotta get my once daily" because I rarely go more than a few games without at least 1 assassination.

[@thelazywhitedog6147]

Tf2 teaches the fundamentals for basically every fps game there is: spacial awareness, movement prediction, special mechanics(such as rocket jumping), strafing, matching your aim with movement to increase accuracy, counters, toxicity, the existence of cheaters, weapon varieties, and map awareness.

[@Hoot]

I gotta comment after seeing the pinned comment about SFM not working. I salute to every KZbinr who uses that cursed program. I get nightmares when thinking about using high-poly models like exported character models (from other games) or fully rigged weapons. I get a crash roughly every 10-15 minutes due to the built-in memory limit of the program (models get saved into cache when browsing). This memory limit seems to be permanent. So roughly 24-30 crashes + restarts on a 4-hour SFM-session for a video. Absolute clusterf*ck of a program but fun to use. Understandably it's not super finished and designed for model imports since it was primarily for Valve's internal use AFAIK and is pretty much an abandonware now (excluding S2FM).

[@screwed8182]

to be fair to the thing, the program is older than a lot of users on the internet

[@SpoopyChicken]

God I hope we'll get a dedicated S2FM workshop and an easy way to port models soon.

[@Hoot]

@@SpoopyChicken Indeed, indeed.

[@kendaar9002]

The game version SFM uses is pre engineer picking up buildings according to lazy purple, that's how old and annoying we are talking here

[@richardmillhousenixon]

There's a program called Large Address Aware that you can use on SFM to remove the native restriction on ram usage for 32 bit programs. It doesn't make it perfect, but for me it means that instead of crashing once every ten minutes I only crash every hour, hour and a half or so. For reference I have a octocore processor and 64 gigs of RAM

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

Let's be honest, any ZF clan TF2 game is basically just how the game would be if it was lore-accurate

[@garr_inc]

@Jeff M.G. Nevil is not only not from ZF, he is banned from their TeamSpeak.

[@holidarckmaster]

@@garr_inc why did that happen?

[@garr_inc]

@@holidarckmaster Very racist behaviour on Twitter, I believe.

[@SirVennie]

@@garr_inc What's wrong with that?

[@DocSpooky]

A spy with a Medics Killed strange part to his knife makes my blood boil so hot xD

[@ashenlitch7863]

at 10:20 theres a car marked "newell and sons", i first read it as NEVIL AND SONS

[@TheL0rd0fSpace]

My favorite thing about this is that I can't tell if Quebec is actually good at Spy, because it looks like everyone else is trying their hardest *to* get stabbed by him.

[@lordfelidae4505]

And Soviet standing still as medic makes me surprised it was only spies that were ruining his pushes. Though he got a bit better eventually.

[@connoremery9521]

Sometimes that's just what a good Spy looks like lol

[@g-saviour6581]

Im a god awful spy but even I had a match where I got so many kills and didn’t die

[@jackacebedo2318]

I think it’s a little bit of both. Quebec is no slouch when it comes to spy, but he’s also surrounded by newer players who don’t know a lot of anti-spy tactics. Thus Quebec looks like a god-tier spy.

[@lillalefur1146]

@@jackacebedo2318 this and it's all the bits where they made a mistake or misplay that lead to being backstabbed in a video, it could be that it's not as common as it seems in game but is constant in this video

[@JamesCallMeJayBoyFrazier]

Not gonna lie, the production value of this actually caught me off guard. I was not expecting this

[@nathanielcutajar]

right?? damn

[@James-oj6ru]

Yeah, like I didn’t expect for him to like... know how to use SFM on an ok level or even know some lore

[@Ta1ko]

"You MASSIVE overeditor" - Edberg

[@laulavinia]

Soviet always does this, i love his edits ☝🏻

[@Testimentsnow]

What happened to cynide

[@themorganrileyshow5520]

What sells this for me is the utter silence following each 'QUEBEC!' Like Quebec doesn't say ANYTHING, just stabs and moves on. Fucking BRUTAL! Love it.