THE TOP OF r/ONEJOB

[@lemanbest7356]

How tf does a Cougar make his voice sound like silk. I mean if I try I sound like a dying T-Rex

[@nataliaz298]

Im interested how does that Sound and why so specific

[@whymustwefight6878]

Years of practice

[@stevefurrier9932]

I read that as sound of milk

[@BloodSlimeNuggit-un9fg]

@stevefurrier9932 H-gi grrys, plreaz shctop whaterburrgling mre with... Mglik

[@motionless_horizon]

Voice training and *years* of practice

[@Rivkatheartgay]

I am in awe at Cougars voice acting like WOW that was convincing. I was fully like, "EzPz has a female narrator? cool!" but no it was cougar and it was pretty awesome!

[@2006hondman]

Cougar is like Robin on crack

[@ButtonyFriend41]

Robin is like Cougar on antidepressants

[@YuRghOstyy]

They are just narrator embodiments of yin yang.

[@epic7448]

and also A PORN ADDICT (if you see is youtube Channel

[@CrimsomCromobyte]

ezpz in emkay on anti-dirty minds

[@-springs]

This is the funniest channel ever also cougar is so good at voices

[@BloodSlimeNuggit-un9fg]

Skott waz is

[@DominicanInTheUK]

42:53 Iceland is also a store brand in the UK that sells frozen foods hence the union jack

[@VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay]

It's so funny hearing zach swearing uncensored and complain

[@Kaileighblue]

Amazon has a notification that says "your item will not come in an Amazon box, do you want us to deliver it in one" when you check out. I had to check that for myself recently.

[@safianimoid]

Me, a trans woman at 1:26: *visible jealousy*

[@CookieIsMyCat09]

As a cis woman i am also jealous, i woukd give anything to sound like that rather than my own voice lmao

[@CookieIsMyCat09]

Update: I'm actually not cis, turns out I'm a Demigirl

[@duckmeat4674]

​@@CookieIsMyCat09get help

[@That_One_NB.Girl_OnYoutube]

@@CookieIsMyCat09congrats

[@Adi-kf6bq]

6:26 fun fact: the things that look like nails are actualls bolts. They have a square piece underneath the head that gets pulled in to the wood when screwing on the nut wich prevents the bolt from turning. These are used in places like benches where dirt might accumulate and people sit on or in places where you don't want people to be able to unscrew something from the outside. If the hole got rounded out for some reason these bolts won't work so you have to use a normal bolt or change the plank with a new one

[@SairenStrange]

Who do I have to talk to so I can voice act for EmKay or EzPz? I love these channels they always get me through the day lol

[@karayura10]

Slazo

[@hanako_0319]

3:04 I've seen one of those upside down ,,stop" buttons on the bus in Paris lately.

[@justatanuki.6495]

42:50 Actually, this is just a misunderstanding, Iceland is a company here in the UK! And the font is the the font the company uses!

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

I work at an Arctic Circle and I bag the food. While I'm not in charge of the fryers, my guess is that sometimes there's a leftover fry/onion ring/cheese curd that gets into something else, like the finger steaks. Most of the time I grab it with a napkin and throw it away, but sometimes I'm in a hurry, and it doesn't matter enough, so I just leave it in and hand it out the window. And when there's an extra chicken ring, either Cooper's being nice or he can't count. I don't care, because the customer's getting what they paid for and more.

[@MinTea14]

Only reason I'd see it as an issue (like an onion ring in fries) is if they're allergic to onion

[@silv_dragonborn]

I think i just heard someone pronounce milk as melk unironically for the first time

[@LuigiMan2401]

1:28 I thought that was an actual woman… now I’m paranoid that my girlfriend is a guy. (I don’t have a girlfriend so I don’t have to worry)

[@MitzoSchizo]

Jokes in you, everybody you have ever seen is a guy /s

[@kaitoquik]

@@MitzoSchizo womehn dont eixcst..... trust me..... //j

[@ButtonyFriend41]

Relatable

[@eyemoisturizer]

r/girlsarentreal

[@Emeraldwolf325]

23:35 that sign was from around the time of world war 2. The Japanese-American family behind the garden were actually kicked out and a Chinese family moved in afterwards, installing that infamous sign. The original family did end up returning to the city for the renaming and opening of a house there named after them. Besides that, it's a very beautiful place that sells decent teas in the building you can see in the photo.

[@kameronmahone]

We dont need the cursed voice 😂

[@coolcreepergaming1012]

There are dogs that have pointy ears like a German shepherd

[@riaankruger9572]

20:28. NOOOOOO! Don't tell him that... He identifies as a dog, okay?🤣

[@RapidAmp]

I'm actually here 15m after it was posted, usually I just repeat the few hour vids

[@kiaradp82]

20:46 on observation duty....anomaly found..extra objects in bathroom

[@plebiansociety]

6:17 there are no nails, those are all bolts. The rusty one is not a carriage bolt like the others.

[@RossHunter-qc4ee]

42:52 it isn't wrong. That sign is from a shop called Iceland. The location of the shop is most likely in Britain.

[@skydragon84]

27:45 this reminds me of a Tik-Tok that my business class teacher in high school made. He is doing the "sksksksk and I oop" trend, but instead of saying "and I oop", he said "and I poop"! 😂

[@motionless_horizon]

My transfem gf heard cougar’s girl voice, threw her hands up, and walked out saying, “why can’t I do that, it’s been years!” And just started laughing her ass off

[@lloydtck9515]

19:42 they actually put the Phillips heads in there on purpose. I’ve helped my dad out with stuff involving screws and all of the boxes of screws had a Phillips head inside

[@bravoalpha101st]

i was just about to go to bed and you upload this... wow

[@melissadsw5316]

Same, lol 😅

[@COMEDYPLUSMUSIC]

Don’t judge me but, the lemon Oreos taste the best to me. Just my opinion.

[@BGDMusic]

17:42 the chicken ranch one, the pepperoni one, the meatball one, beef and cheddar, philly steak, that's about it

[@Eggzandstuff]

1:28 i dont know wether to feel fear or be impressed

[@play.undertale.yellow]

i don’t know about you but i’m aroused

[@nameless......................]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes' yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yesyes

[@ButterFromDiscord]

38:33 I think it’s about how it says “covid-1” rather than “covid-19”

[@Tuna_the_shark]

27:11 obniżka means sale in Polish

[@yesImTheRealIvoie2006]

37:29 Ooo I recemtly learned why this happens, so in a dynamic python webkit called Flask , you define variables in content with those braces, but there needs be a space! and the var needs to be passed to the webinstance so it can fill it in so {{ foo }} would work while {{foo}} would not

[@TheSharpoint1]

Uhhhh, Iceland is a British frozen/chilled food store chain The image is not referencing the country of Iceland, you can tell by the font

[@reddblack3611]

Mayo IS lemon.... It's just egg whites and lemon juice 😅

[@CHILLIN2540]

42:46 Honestly maybe this is just the British store named "Iceland" trying to be patriotic

[@riaankruger9572]

18:40. Interesting fact... There is no such thing as 'baby carrots'. It is literally normal carrots cut up and shaped to look like baby carrots

[@xytgamer6612]

Obniżka means sale in polish

[@Sans_Official.]

0:34 for a split second I thought pit hat was an upside down tramplone

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

28:21 How did nobody catch that the Lion said tiger next to it? 😂

[@duxkii]

am i stupid or is a ladybird the same as ladybug? 🐞

[@kiaradp82]

in denmark ladybugs is called marie høns ( mary hens)

[@minmo2288]

10:28 I used to sell this product, they have wired it wrong and realised after they finished and closed everything up.

[@Vexxy197]

4:04 It’s not even mixed up 😭😭 why is there COSTA RICAN FLAG

[@righty-o3585]

Because those manhole covers weigh like 100 pounds. That's why

[@BloodSlimeNuggit-un9fg]

Dude I lifted that when 12yo wimp

[@riaankruger9572]

38:21. Hey! It's got a 4.7 star rating, okay. You can't argue with that.

[@arandomperson7060]

13:33 You dummy, you said smoke alarm

[@BloodSlimeNuggit-un9fg]

You misherd

[@kayawinchell182]

6:28 that is, in fact, a bolt that was used.

[@SNOW_THE_WOLF]

I actually own those exact socks in the first part

[@ChloeEIizabethPrice]

They are actually called Ladybird beetles

[@alexandertheprotogen6180]

42:58 that’s the union flag it’s only known as the Union Jack when flown at sea

[@riaankruger9572]

1:19:13. I wanna be there too. I need a release for my cropped up frustration... And what better way than slapping someone who desperately needs it.

[@AvidAnimeWatcher]

44:18 Nah, that sentence is grammatically correct. That is, of course, if you reference 'burger' as in the meat portion of a burger.

[@MinTea14]

I do think that's what they meant

[@kikihunter.45]

The n mosquito was probably for "nope"

[@FryingPanChanOfficial]

24:40 this may be a 404 chair not found joke

[@one_high_cat123]

13:15 i feel like this could be a kids tv show name

[@tc-tm1my]

The stop sign just fell down. It's not a bad install job. Someone probably unscrewed it

[@HyperCat392]

28:48 bro thats Wario's castle now.

[@MinTea14]

6:28 THAT IS A BOLT THO???

[@eclipse_stxrr]

R/onejob should've been named r/onejoob or something like that

[@Alfius_]

27:13 obniżka is actually a „deal” or something like that in polish or whatever Central European language is that, NOT „monster”.

[@kathrynjohnson5867]

Perfect time I'm in the car lol

[@TheDevon2002]

47:04 pork shoulder butt is the cut of meat from the pigs shoulder.

[@SamuelFlint]

"hot dog patty"... bologna?

[@CleanYourSkullDaily]

1:28 scares me…

[@cityoffarmingtonhills]

10:54 So is no one gonna notice how the background just says Aaaaaa?

[@Hyprix37]

5:00 anger

[@StrawberryOrNotMILZ]

i don't wanna be that one person, but i am 58 mins early first time lul

[@TeddyKoslow]

6:30 for anyone who doesn't get the joke ham and pork isn't and can't be kosher.

[@Amerex_The_Protogen7045]

28:20 idk why but i heard lewd instead of blue

[@Hungryghost01]

10:21 because manhole covers weigh 500 pounds...

[@thelambsauce-lf2iq]

ok ok but why is the union jack with iceland on it in here like i understand but iceland is the name of a shop here in the uk and it was clearly the shop iceland judging by the font it was written so they did their job correctly

[@mariahbenetatos]

Zach started the WcDonald's bs? XD

[@gamingxpolska8045]

27:13 nah obniżka means discount also this is Poland

[@SamPendentTheThief]

8:09 This happened to me once

[@DriftSenna]

2:03 did bro forget how to read?

[@RebekkaJones]

*I'm *I *I *I *Didn't *kid's *where *are *An *Mr. *Grouch *It's *More *This *This is *My *Marvel *Putting *To *I *Wii *That's *Nice

[@kiaradp82]

26:36 green is tiana

[@skibidiCaseOh74]

5:27 the one with the blue vest looks like she farted

[@Scouse07]

20:10 I love causing a traffic

[@geesegodtheflyingbritman6469]

24:54 iceland is a British shop its correct

[@Personuser_21]

Ah yes me pro cs @ 15:37

[@BIG_RED_PRODUCTIONS_official]

15:18 Mason is right I was cooking hot pockets at 3am and want this to be real Also I love ham.and cheese

[@emoalphasigmaloner]

16:30 I forget who but isn't someone on the team color blind? Or is that the joke

[@XsaviorPrince]

27:01 ...keep talkin dirty

[@NorbertCheeverDorisMcgrady_V]

18:43 that’s what she said 😈😈😈

[@JadianRadiator]

24:00 This one isn't r/onejob material. Because theydo n't know how a laptop's pseudo numbpad is layed out.

[@harshnemesis]

I came for thumbnail. Where is it? Thanks

[@harshnemesis]

Found it at 1:09, he is cute too.

[@ruuuuroth4831]

10:55 It's just in a different language....for example in Afrikaans it's "kettel"

[@semifitkindofgirl]

1:03:00 um he does realize that’s German right? Or is the blank sign next to it the joke?

[@TheChillBros2023]

28:47 WcDonalds is a thing now, so flag would work these days.

[@NotAMathChannel9]

The sims 4 is also free

[@Hellhamster]

What is a hot pocket?looks so gross

[@BloodSlimeNuggit-un9fg]

I know what it is, too damn runny and scalding hot.

[@sadcat3851]

1:28 as a lesbian, i am a bit confused on this one o_o

[@mikmik9034]

Twenty Minutes tops, else too much, becomes boring the same stuff repeated in different contexts. How many times can dropping a 250# manhole cover be funny, or a pole installed without consideration.

[@ethanburns4871]

Ethan!!

[@zeriousvolt1245]

There are many repeats. Why?

[@lurachr]

it's just different videos all combined and a lot of times there's reposts n repeats in various videos

[@ShyDigi]

2:30 those are.. not aux cables

[@silver1253]

29:08 I see a face

[@Maiswaffel_]

Eazy