F-15 Strike Eagle Pilots Talk BS While Aerial Refueling

[@Bloom_HD]

Russian spies : *tapping into pilot radios trying to find secrets" US pilots : *C O F F E E M A C H I N E B R O K E*

[@birdman8703]

*K E U R I G*

[@punkwarlord]

Russian spies : "Put it in the coffee"

[@LeNoirdefleurs]

Russian spies: *U N D E R S T A N D A B L E, H A V E A N I C E D A Y*

[@stevemonky2252]

How do you even break a keurig

[@狂刀三浪-r2j]

Russian spies: give’em some volka

[@wes7706]

i dont think ive ever heard a man with such a buttery pilot voice, he is the embodiment of the word pilot.

[@Asmokedetector]

It sounds like hes trying way too hard to be an extra in top gun

[@H3adx]

@@Asmokedetector salt

[@tn684]

H3AD doubt

[@thetin5957]

Normal

[@andrewt.5567]

Main rule of being a fighter pilot, make everything look cool.

[@SahilMishra1]

The pilot sounds like his aviator glasses wear aviator glasses.

[@Ally.Cat.252]

Sahil Mishra lol

[@T_RAW305x]

💀💀💀

[@isky6841]

😂

[@luska5522]

@anonymous its a girl, broda

[@Leonshadowss]

anonymous lmao

[@itsall_legal]

They sound like they're just casually playing flight simulator

[@petrotskycyka7178]

technically they are

[@funy0n583]

life is a simulation so yeah

[@flyingnick1102]

totally me LoL

[@NFSfan38]

Fighter pilot going for realism, tanker is an annoying squeaker

[@thetruthispotenza3602]

@@funy0n583 troll

[@Brian.Kleven]

“Yeaaa Gucci boisss” Fighter pilot: “Aight Imma head out”

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

he no like it. :/

[@youngmarriage5717]

I would head out too if I heard that cringey line.

[@inkyboi685]

Bruh he was like cringe bey

[@yourcornercrackhead5584]

He didn’t know he was from the navy

[@benzinschnueffler187]

And he dropped a flare or something.

[@hennyandcheeseballs8629]

Plot twist: This was a Starbucks commercial

[@LSGproductions713]

If this was a Starbucks commercial then it would have Liberal pansies in it.

[@Mrholeeos]

Lol

[@cesar.21k58]

Wow

[@brandoncorrell5688]

Lol

[@snackpanthr]

jeffrey Giles yo imagine if he crashed into a city street just to get starbucks

[@noname-xo5mp]

What a weird gas station

[@Blondid]

Lol

[@canvas11xD]

Needa make these places self serve gas stations in my opinion

[@Jack60n]

Toasty hamz Clippy r/Whoosh

[@jebbadiah]

Didn't even clean his windshield terrible service.

[@Ankianki33]

Made my day

[@carrierlandinghdlegacyhorn2686]

When did you meet mom, dad? Dad: When I got my F15 refueled in the sky

[@bobbychild8529]

Actually it's reverse, this makes no sense.

[@Orion12113]

Either way that’s metal

[@josefstalin6931]

wait i thought the was guy nothing against her tho

[@imfernando]

Bobby Child stfu bobby

[@Cnhsf]

@@bobbychild8529 just because your dad went out to buy cigarettes and never came back doesn't mean you have to always be in the "mom side"

[@joon7529]

Russian spies when they intercept the conversation: "What are they talking about?" "Idk some weird type of vodka.."

[@tuannguyen927]

lmao

[@Sokolfitness]

"must be peanut butter vodka time"

[@alexejreber4689]

😂

[@30-e_fevralya]

Putin is watching you👁️☝️

[@swagboy567]

“I doant no sum type of vierd vodka”

[@johnnyboy7538]

What a f*king random conversation to be having at 40,000 feet.

[@Psyrus88]

It's better than, "Why is #2 on fire?"

[@BigManJev]

Psyrus 😂

[@RafaelPolanco]

@@Psyrus88 XD well, there goes a minute of work laughing

[@Psyrus88]

@@RafaelPolanco Glad I could help ;)

[@skar6001]

Better to talk than to stay quiet I guess

[@aubreydubb]

this sounds like a conversation you’d hear in CoD pre game lobby lol

[@NeroVingian40]

Tachanka Groyper that’s usually during the game, not during the lobby. People were still being mild and getting to know each other in the lobby. Then they drop it.

[@VezeTech]

The types of conversations in CoD pregrame lobbies almost inevitability will land on Banging someone’s mom

[@zionsky3342]

No it doesn't.

[@djnxsua]

what the fk your lobbies must have been weird

[@Dirtsteelforge]

No its not, i didnt hear them say the n word once

[@flutter8712]

This is such an american conversation that they are talking with ads

[@TheGamingPrivate]

Cairn The Aviator “ Product Placement “

[@lucienleonardi8122]

Are you an aviator yourself? Fellow ghost in the shell fan btw

[@iplxel7888]

They should just put this as an ad so people see how chill it is lmao

[@Schlohmotion]

@president camacho The enigneers not.. But Pilots? Maybe? They are sitting while doing their job. Sit in front of screens and have to calculate a lot. They are like stock brokers. But their desks are going mach 3.

[@molikeur]

@@Schlohmotion wha

[@excitedtaco8724]

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

[@fightermma]

That's a guy.

[@zweitsevanpolaanen292]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Douken]

That’s a dude

[@kiavang7309]

Excited Taco plot twist they’re both guys

[@batzplays4928]

It sounds like a girl

[@michaels5210]

Pilot: “pop tarts got crushed, it’s all crumbs now” Backseater: “that sounds crummy” Pilot: *ejects*

[@bik3r230]

Just deserves so many more likes then it got totally made my day

[@thunderousavenger7437]

Lmao

[@bassimkiani5504]

LOL

[@Hackanhacker]

weird just as i was listening it

[@catgirl43]

I'm in tears. Great joke dude.

[@Gutch220]

backseat: "I'm more of a Red Bull & cocaine guy myself"

[@milesstyles7428]

Thanks... Your comments up for the 5 minutes I'll never get back...

[@milesstyles7428]

@Justin Y. No... It made me laugh... At a point when things where getting really monotonous...

[@Wolagio]

Im more a meth guy myself it just gives me that certain boost I need to get through the day but I switch to LSD during the afternoon for the sick visuals .

[@milesstyles7428]

You should definitely get a bag of ketamine for the journey home

[@toneruiz9562]

😂😂😂

[@minerva1504]

“Starbucks is better than anything” *Laughing in Italian*

[@d68st90]

LOL

[@alexpacino1]

Roman: dafuq is Starbucks?

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

what shit meme really

[@giacomo2591]

Porcamadonna stai zitto per l’amore di cristo

[@Endorphins27]

How do you laugh in Italian?

[@thrashthrasherson3803]

Did I seriously just listen to air force pilots engaging in deep conversation about their favourite coffee and donuts whilst refuelling their jet???

[@SpewtGG]

Thrash Thrasherson this is USA Air Force, you should hear Australians with this shit 😂

[@pxrxy]

I mean they're people at work, so it's probably just normal work conversation to them.

[@Its_shiki_time4876]

I mean they are human

[@Manayz]

the female is a boom operator not a pilot. sorry for being 'that' guy lol

[@SpewtGG]

Manayz dude he’s talking about the jet pilot

[@venoxidegaming1432]

“We’re not British.” “True that.”

[@cashrule5417]

😂

[@cashrule5417]

🤣🤣

[@actualideas8078]

Best part

[@louididdy]

🇺🇸

[@MrManio1000]

Dat

[@opufy]

I pretend the jets themselves are the ones actually talking. Like Pixar’s Cars.

[@CaptainJleeb]

Pixar's planes*

[@rafaelborrayo2248]

Best comment Soo far 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cornell851]

😂😂😂

[@batmanbtch958]

Lol good one

[@walkie1985]

brilliant 😂

[@benmyu9277]

For anyone wondering why they dropped the flare after the re-fuel, it is their way of saying “thank you” or “salute”. But this is only done when there are no threats around.

[@Max-yf5sj]

“Flirt”

[@booey28]

Lol lies

[@HankScorpioXX]

Nobody's wondering, it's obvious..

[@natecavenagh6346]

A kiss , a flirt ...

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

OK thanks, I really wondered why that happened

[@ParadiseArcadia]

This is not the type of "BS" I was expecting lmao

[@marlboromatt5656]

TaylorTallent because it was faked.

[@jameslaw3740]

Sounded like a woman to me . Maybe it was the high altitude??

[@sethjansson5652]

@@marlboromatt5656 How and why would this be faked? Can't talk if you don't have proof

[@thesuperdoge2476]

Just because you can’t hold a conversation doesnt mean people who can faked it

[@DerangedKat]

I thought he would be like "Yo why the F**k you asking about my coffee then you got the nerve to diss my crummy poptarts dammit, hope this flare ignites your fuel line!" rofl

[@cinnamanstera6388]

I like to believe that this is actually a very important conversation, all relayed in their new top secret code.

[@frostytaco8598]

I don't think so but still pretty cool

[@frozenlake652]

Imagine xD

[@user-cm9kd3bw7y]

What you like is not always what is true

[@reBornMiles]

Coffee is code for hostiles ahead Expresso is code for stand down Keurig means dicks out Gucci Boys means dicks away I've been in the airforce for 34 years and i know how all of this works keep this secret ok

[@cinnamanstera6388]

Do not worry, your secret is safe with me...

[@WesT10109]

Person: "How was work?" Pilot: "Great, I had a fun conversation with my colleague today about coffee." Person: "Oh really? Are you a barista?" Pilot: "No, I'm a fighter jet pilot."

[@xLiLtEmPeR]

Haha

[@JetBlast-mh5jk]

Wes T94 lololololololol

[@VenkateshSRaman]

lol

[@WesT10109]

Owais First of all, I'm Asian. Second, how is my avatar "racist"? And finally, who the fuck do you think you are to tell me what to do? 😂

[@tersehickory110]

94982 That horse won't die until the day people forget the Civil War

[@thekeystoneconservative]

"We don't drink tea, were not British." - Patriot

[@arcangle7444]

True that.

[@AngelFlipz]

Lol

[@lemonlicker5003]

Only the posh drink tea.we chavs drink tap water.

[@qadi796]

@@srjwari Sameee

[@MR_SKULLIOSIS]

Nah you just drink it cold and full of diabetes which is backwards.

[@sportsnut198]

I love all the videos where people in the military go from all professional “50 feet, 40 feet, 30 feet...” to “y’all drink COFFEE?”

[@sce2aux464]

Professional to the end...or at least until contact is established. (Then it's hanging out time)

[@DuckieMcduck]

Keeping it cool is part of being professional. Dead silence aint cool

[@efigueroa2526]

starbucks or mc cafe?, chicken nuggets, peanut butter sandwiches, pop tards, gucci bois,. North Korean hackers must be confused AF.

[@SuppositionalBox]

Chickena nuggeto? No Peanuto Butter? No.. Gucci Boiso? Uhh, Yes. Musta be something. *Investigates for coded videos* GUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCI "AHHhhHHH!"

[@Hackanhacker]

whoaa that comment make me cry a lot

[@ceff01]

@@SuppositionalBox lol

[@Cheetah-tz3ut]

and jelly*

[@giwrgospetrogiannakis8583]

Little did they know this words has exact coordinates for the secret military bases in north Korea

[@Rusty10speed]

Being KC-10 maintenance I can confirm that the coffee maker on the KC-10 is usually broken.

[@caseyjaimes5483]

R0OSELL McConnell AFB?

[@zeniith137]

then... fix it?????

[@Endless0017]

Fix the goddamn coffee machine.

[@kingschuyler3890]

Then fix it😂

[@casey9559]

Fix it then

[@brandong7259]

air force: sometime we get keurig fancy coffee Marines: we mix crayons in water

[@Cnhsf]

I jusy spilled my CocaCola in mi phone reading tis, I'm laughin so hard I can barel type rn. And the Coca messled up my keyboardd,damm it

[@Cnhsf]

Oh n my dog is drinkinn the voca in thr floor

[@Doveproductions73]

Alexander Chohan I drank wood glue on a dare in the 2nd grade

[@marcusrat4466]

@@Cnhsf calm the fuck down sir. How's your keyboard doing?

[@DarkepyonX]

Ahahahaha

[@theredheadhenry]

For a split second, I thought that flare was a missile. “I’m done with this conversation and with you.” “Eagle 1, Fox 2!”

[@InTheZone85]

I wonder how many didn't get the last line

[@TheMightyOdin]

... and what is that smell?

[@theredheadhenry]

Pres: Doesn't anyone have any missiles left?! Eddy: Sorry I'm late Mr. President! Shitter was full! Eagle 20... Fox 2!

[@Cejafer]

Best coment ever. hahhahaaaaa eagle one, fox two. hahhahaaaaa here comes the aliens. Someone was kidnaped by aliens they did sexual experiments on him. French sommelier must be twisting at his grave, Starbucks is the best. Hahahaha

[@NewSagaMusic]

TheRedHeadHenry HELLO BOYS! I’M BAAAAAAAAAACK! *intense blue light* rip

[@gerpherthegamer7482]

He can shoot flares at his gas station, yet if I light a cigarette everyone loses their minds....

[@bdf2660]

read this in the joker voice lmao

[@ErhanGaming]

I have no idea how this is not the top comment. GerpherTheGamer for President.

[@Sol-os5pk]

I was wondering if there was a reason for him to shoot the flare or he just wanted to. Anyone care to enlighten?

[@shelvl18officer86]

An expensive thank you to the tanker

[@YellowFiery]

damn yeah yeah this pilot probably shot a flare off to say thank you.

[@nicolasprchal2042]

That goodbye flare was the cutest thing ever

[@thepatrickcrab]

Why did they do the flair?

[@QUBEApple]

Patrick Crabtree kinda a tip of the hat, respect

[@spethmanjones2997]

At gas stations: under NO circumstance can you have even the SLIGHTEST spark present for ANY reason near the pump In the video: Pilot shoots off a miniature sun after refueling

[@fknkrs1396]

@@thepatrickcrab I think they do that to say they are full to the jet behind that's waiting to refuel.

[@ego4963]

@@thepatrickcrab they use flare when targeted by a missiles to kinda lure it on the flare to avoid explosion of course

[@volatile5460]

“Starbucks is better than anything” Poor lass, someone get her some real coffee

[@BlackedBeast]

From where

[@JoseMartinez-ev9fc]

The black Plague Dutch bro’s

[@joemills7704]

Tim Hortons... Oh wait, Americans don't have that

[@Wolfyy0420]

Its a he tho

[@BlackedBeast]

Idk any of these places lol

[@jordan2863]

He let off the ‘goodbye flare’ because it was his last flight in this Jet. He mentions it at 4:15

[@vivalarazahomez]

Yea that was super tight

[@ColdPillowz]

Loved that. Salute.

[@-jahana-9788]

It's a friendly aerospace

[@jordan2863]

@Ryan Enemies arent going to find them because of one tiny flare..

[@eternal9497]

Is it the last filght for the air force or is he getting moved to a diffrent jet

[@facelessman7128]

This is basically a gaspump conversation in the sky.

[@ubsdhb520]

underrated comment

[@Concetta20]

Can I wash your windshield while you wait?

[@oddicocidic]

i think they forgot to pay.

[@shawnm2113]

Awesome comment, bro.

[@erikipf]

They have good credit

[@drowned309]

Nothing as American as talking about capitalism while refueling an F-15.

[@gh0stmatter]

Aaron Ewell lol

[@jorgejim28]

Love it! Lol

[@purplehaze412]

LMAO

[@MTMILITIAMAN7.62]

Laughed so hard I pooped a little. You won the Internet with that one!

[@rbrache85]

America f### yeah

[@guitarhippie]

Okay, let's talk about how perfect that flare drop was.

[@wezzy8885]

Ist was perfect

[@kiwidiesel5071]

Yeah that was a seriously pimp move💪🙏

[@Jonas_Aa]

He had to leave a tip.

[@impulsiveDecider]

Does anyone know if that is something common?

[@ming_power8231]

@@impulsiveDecider I was wondering the same thing and although i have never seen a flare after refueling, i cant imagine it being dropped for no reason.

[@get_wet1005]

,,You a cappuccino guy in the morning oerrrr afternoon?" ,,uhh more afternoon" *switches to missiles*

[@samuelr.6046]

Jarvan IV. YOU BRIT

[@Aalexandermartin]

:’)

[@Janni069]

Jarvan IV. Hahahahah

[@incogspectator3042]

Lmao! 😂😂😂

[@fabi_85]

best comment ive seen in a month

[@owenturnbull2671]

*has millions of dollars worth of military equipment* *uses it to talk abt coffee*

[@MairusPleilinen]

What would you talk about then

[@drwgalabuschagne3287]

Why not?

[@deltafoxyairsoft4977]

A two way radio system doesn't cost millions of dollars

[@deltafoxyairsoft4977]

@bing bingbung yh but he's not using the jets to "talk" about coffee only the radio 😉😁

[@deltafoxyairsoft4977]

@bing bingbung true true

[@gelonvia8525]

This was the most american thing ever.

[@TasX]

All they’re missing is a random bald eagle flying by

[@chuck2703]

Needs more busty blondes driving monster trucks with guns that shoot beer

[@urinetrouble0543]

Luca with American flags

[@PawsleyDirt]

They already got the flag covered here..

[@T1Earn]

@@TasX Talking about McDs. Flying in a fighter jet. American Flag in view. Coffee. Literally the most American thing ever

[@bucketman5241]

After bombing a target and coming in to refuel: "So.... you guys like coffee?"

[@victorgomezdiez7308]

Nah its more serius in an actual war

[@attackfleed1301]

@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke

[@Dumb-Comment]

@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke

[@rigby7218]

Victor Gómez diez it’s a joke

[@novicious7945]

@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke

[@TheDrexxus]

Nothing makes you feel more american than listening to a the pilot of a flying death machine speaking to someone in a death-machine-refueler having a conversation about McDonalds and Starbucks. I think the flare at the end was to burn away some of the diabetes.

[@sylamy7457]

I love it!

[@nameholderplaceholder4856]

And a American flag in the corner, of course. Very American.

[@Wildjesta]

Nah, I think he was flexing a little, do you hear how stereotypical he sounds as a fighter pilot? Big flex using that flare lol

[@hamzaabdullah772]

People enjoying life. Anything wrong with that?

[@stevencoardvenice]

TheDrexxus Dia BEETUS

[@MelAnie-dv3zi]

As far as technology can take us, we are still humans at heart.

[@kentoscocos5238]

daaammnn you should get best quote nominee

[@kenhamilton3713]

Haha well said

[@XtremeVideoKing]

I honestly shed a tear when I read that.

[@MrAlexH1991]

Aww... that was nice.

[@davidthorp01]

Daw, this is a good one. Can be read a million ways lol, but i like to think this is a nice sentiment.

[@tylervachon2439]

“Gucci boiii“ *F15 has left the chat

[@Ovahlls]

Gucci boii?

[@xavierbatista6201]

Yea what is that

[@ItsClout2k]

@@xavierbatista6201 means we ready

[@xavierbatista6201]

@@ItsClout2k oh ok still dont understand the terms like that are used

[@mako7819]

xavier's scale models Gucci is just used to refer to the KC-10 aircrews out of Travis AFB. Nothing more than a nickname for them.

[@skitgrurdbattlestompah3598]

Behold, the most dangerous fighting force in the world

[@mossman1428]

Yes

[@kunikyy6516]

just shows that everyone is human

[@flamingrubys11]

@Zomuana Renthlei ir really is considering you have to stay at the same speed with the otherplane

[@SONICX1027]

Apparently this is what happens when you’re bored during a sortie

[@mimikyu-]

They don’t even have working coffee machines

[@davidduffy698]

Can just picture other countries trying to decipher this conversation

[@RagnarLothbrok2222]

David Duffy Chinese are confused as fuck rn

[@Ricky911_]

@Superfly Toad 😂😂

[@soopcan4980]

CO: What are they saying? RO: They're talking about... some secret project called "Starbucks" CO: *scramble all fighters*

[@matthijsvanemous7046]

@@soopcan4980 RO: Now he mentions something about the british..... CO: Warn brittain.

[@soopcan4980]

@@matthijsvanemous7046 loooool

[@AshtonPaget1]

“You guys drink coffee down there?” Best conversation starter ever

[@GamerGoneFishing]

It's actually my go to pick up line on tinder

[@drillinstructorfitch]

The jet landed at starbucks after the refueling

[@pawelhener5338]

Drill Instructor Fitch or the Mc Donald’s fly through for a McFighterCafé and a McMuffin

[@mikethom059]

I made the 999 likes to 1k, you’re welcome

[@travismeta3727]

Drill Instructor Fitch GTA V in a nutshell

[@mikejudge3239]

does a air strike on all mcdonallds, and dunk&donuts with in 100 miles, then lands at Starbucks.

[@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent]

Dude there's likely a star bucks at the base.

[@YouNoub1]

"Yea Gucci bois!!" Jet pilot: Over lord, requesting to turn on friendly fire

[@operationearth6161]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@hassan903]

Turn on freindly fire you mean

[@Riflery]

@@hassan903 I always disliked how friendly fire is when you shoot someone on your side. In a game when I turn on friendly fire I thought that meant that I was shooting my teammates with friendly bullets so they wouldn't hurt them But now I know, that even friendly bullets hurt.

[@YouNoub1]

@@hassan903 yea lool

[@noone-io4yj]

On time

[@danyellhenrique]

When you're in 7eleven and the counter guy won't shut up. Jet edition.

[@DeleriousOdyssey]

Seriously!!!

[@evanw2195]

Really relatable lmao

[@TheAbstracTSniper]

This is too accurate

[@hircine92h]

HAHAHA LMFO

[@SqubaSquid]

Or...when you're in 7evelen drunk as fuck and won't shut the fuck up while trying to buy snacks lolol I've definitely been that guy multiple times.

[@jbr496]

Gotta love the goodbye flare at the end.

[@andyw_]

youre fun at parties

[@MIckveli2]

jbr496 -LOL I KNOW, I KNOW...I LOVED IT AS-WELL !!!

[@MIckveli2]

James Holt -ohh stop..! (your acttin like one of those "lib-tards" )

[@thagrasshoppa1]

James that flare cost 75 cents

[@relytlirpa]

It’s not just for fun. They pop a flare off at disconnect to confuse anything that might try to lock on to the jet.

[@derheckenpenner7789]

I didn't know that SwaggerSouls flies an F15 in his freetime.

[@TTOjay]

Der Heckenpenner LMAOO

[@sren5896]

Take my like, you deserve it.

[@vneetexp]

I want to like this but I don't want to ruin it

[@lilsoysauce1609]

xD

[@Aknayelth]

LOL TRUE

[@altvertue347]

"yall got coffee machine?" "coffee machine broke" "understandable have a nice day"

[@fanout9921]

Nice day broke too

[@merisonola]

Longest Starbucks commercial I've ever seen.

[@merisonola]

I think Game of Thrones was envious of this video and decided to try and outdo them with their coffee placement in episode 4. 😂

[@NZ-gx6gi]

not sure the longest, but certainly the highest

[@theghost4282]

“We don’t drink tea, we are not British” had me dead

[@mitchellsmith746]

Historically America only drinks coffee because of the Boston Tea Party and a deliberate decision to switch from tea to coffee just to stick it to the Brits.

[@landbefortime6898]

@@mitchellsmith746 this video makes me smile

[@pietropes1322]

@@mitchellsmith746 True...and the Brits drank coffee way before tea was ever a thing there...then they switched to tea later due to the colonies having tea and the empire shipping it back and as you say the Yanks switched to coffee as a protest.

[@Nightfall-TCG]

True that

[@The_Beast_666]

The Ghost ROTFFLMAO

[@angryfish8394]

This is the most expensive useless conversation I've ever heard

[@matthewkuhl79]

It's just passing time. _Consultants_ are for expensive useless conversation.

[@murdrrr9677]

They could've been talking about why engune 4 is on fire but they thought better :)

[@jidk6565]

@Mr. David jesus fuck you are a plague

[@jidk6565]

@@racheldolezal738 I'm an NPC because I realize individuals should be judged as individuals and not as group? So I'm guilty of wrong think?

[@jidk6565]

@@racheldolezal738 wait wait wait, i ask for common decency and that's an example of using a straw man? Wowsers we got a 300iq big brain here

[@mahmudhanish5030]

Russians: cyka blyat, this is their third time this week talking about coffee.

[@voin5371]

Contact Yuri, we're have another sheep situation

[@jmur3551]

You ride Russias meat huh

[@JohnGlow2]

“More of an espresso guy myself” This guy sounds like he’s straight out of an action movie

[@comanchio1976]

...a terrible, low budget action movie

[@soundbeverage3964]

"That's with tea. We arent British" Only said in America

[@ziriware9798]

YOO we don't all have milk in our tea

[@martymcbean3733]

And where else other than the UK would it not be said?

[@majyk878]

*Only said in every single place other than Britain

[@Kriegerdammerung]

And amongst America in the United States chiefly

[@sisenor4091]

That was funny.

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

Pilot who actually sounds like a pilot

[@yeet4437]

Aight no comments?

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

@@yeet4437 i didnt even know i got 1k likes lmao

[@sunjabibahladeen6394]

Sounds like snake from simpsons, trying hard to sound cool.

[@WSMM]

Bruh its you again

[@NickkAtNyte]

"All my poptarts go crushed in my bag. They're all crumbs." "That's pretty crummy, isn't it?" You can see the copilot shaking his head through the cockpit xD

[@gavinanderson5807]

😂😂

[@OneMeanArtist]

Plot twist: The fuel was actually Starbucks.

[@xFlared]

I read that as "Pilot" twist

[@caboomthomas7282]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA it could've been.... We'll never know

[@Nick-bh5bk]

They add a little espresso for when they kick the afterburners! haha, this is like the scene in Spaceballs, when they add liquid Schwartz to the tank to achieve higher speeds!

[@arussianhuman5160]

Plot twist hes Russian and he’s stealing oil in an American plane so America doesn’t come for him

[@bransen6447]

He’s probably out cheating Me and the boys:

[@2Musketieners2MLm]

Lmao yeah. This is the type of shit I'd do with the boys

[@bransen6447]

Pending Poltergeist what

[@2Musketieners2MLm]

@Pending Poltergeist Why do you take it so seriously

[@permartinlarsson1980]

At least the aircrafts were mating. Daddys boom into mom's ......!😁

[@jackrobinson1073]

Gucci boyyyyys

[@robbystokoe5161]

A million-dollar radar system is being used to warm coffee.

[@doomblackdeath8888]

You do realize that was a joke, right?

[@cynthiaklenk6313]

That was quite obviously a joke - we made jokes about cooking things with radar all the time

[@doomblackdeath8888]

What's he gonna do, keep his thermos in the nosecone and climb out of the canopy to get it at 25k feet?

[@thepope2412]

All jokes aside is it possible to warm your coffee with radar?

[@WetaMantis]

The Pope The microwave oven was invented by a guy who had a chocolate bar in his pocket which melted when he stood in front of the radar.

[@Zarqus99]

“Starbucks is Bette then anything” *laughs in Italian espresso*

[@Oliverii]

corona espresso?

[@SonalShekharBhoi]

Shaadi wali coffee all the way...

[@jb76489]

Zarqus 99 Italian coffee is shit *laughs in Turkish coffee*

[@Moy2005]

Two planes having sex.... there has to be romantic talk...

[@jonasr.3083]

Moy2005 underrated comment

[@GewelReal]

Isn't that a deepthroat tho?

[@betterhadit1144]

A little pillow talk, as it were.

[@aporyptix5743]

????

[@STANDARD_POTATO]

Hot coffee

[@JustSteezus]

Lemme get uhhhh $1832 on pump number F-15

[@chrisbarreda3762]

23 SAIYAN lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

[@liaan_1908]

@@chrisbarreda3762 double seaweed deluxe🤙🔥

[@Sheanok]

With the F-15's fuel capacity being 3,475 gallons - assuming its tank is half full as it required refuelling, the cost would be upwards of $5000. Workings: $3(/gal) x 3,475gal x 0.5 = $5212.5

[@hattrickster33]

That will be on my American Express. And I mean EXPRESS.

[@ChrisGeden]

@@Sheanok Then you have to pay for the fuel and pilots flying the refuelling craft which uses more fuel and has a higher capacity. So the total cost ends up being $30,000.

[@GetYoJonesOn]

Little did we know, they were talking in code the whole time...

[@nhc8030]

eM Haha!

[@davidthorp01]

I just read this with H20 Delirious’s voice and i’m dying!

[@wyldewest5613]

DJ Thorn - “I was behind you da whole tiieeem!”

[@tofudelivery394]

Yeeeaaaah gucci bois

[@jmork9]

"thats pretty crummy" shoot me with a reaper missle after that easy joke

[@maxvierra9471]

for being so high up in the sky they sure like going after low hanging fruit

[@rubberband9570]

That flare was a $250 “fair well”

[@steventasker235]

Rubber Band farewell

[@jasonlee7319]

sometimes you need to test some of the functions if they are working or not.

[@hectorhdez3087]

Altaìr K hahahaha pretty funny

[@kyore789]

Altaìr K: fook me

[@LostMyMojo100]

S.O.P. if I'm not mistaken......

[@doubleetendre]

That flare was classy.

[@colbybeltz8836]

doubleetendre agreed, a nice gesture for some nice people

[@twirlipofthemists3201]

I wonder what they cost though.

[@roadtothesuperbowl6855]

Roboartist lmao. The ultimate back stab.

[@DanielPfender]

Twirlip Of The Mists someone said in another comment that each individual flare is calculated at approximately 128 USD

[@AxDooshxBag]

Roboartist lmfao

[@walkie1985]

You realise this is all code, they're talking about missile strikes

[@SaadSahaba]

Oh shyt u rite

[@koelgamer98]

@Fredo Bull bruh

[@SaadSahaba]

@@koelgamer98 Gucci boiis

[@tomobrien4182]

@Fredo Bull you're the gullible one

[@Ser_Thaddeus]

Fredo Bull ‘Twas a joke, my dense friend.

[@mrcoolepikkman6397]

I love how they are having a simple conversation while they refuel a f-15

[@sebastianlee979]

Typical 9 to 5

[@smartereveryday]

America

[@TheBlaze4000]

SmarterEveryDay What about America?

[@geohiker5857]

'Murica. Enough said.

[@supahotfireOH]

what are you doing here XD

[@lipidi1542]

Trump CAN say the N-word!

[@TheDeadMeme27]

SmarterEveryDay wow didnt expect u to be here lol gotta love the reccomendation system edit: wow the spelling srry guys

[@WearyFeline]

Most dangerous talk about coffee ever.

[@babarimen]

Most Gucci thang talking about coffee in the air with fighter jet

[@derespinata7674]

They have big plungers

[@TALKINGtac0]

When you're playing a generic war game online and some dudes just start having a conversation in the middle of it.

[@Errordemn6]

Basically Arma

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

Legit had a few in War Thunder while taking on waves of bombers in Assault mode

[@WorldKeepsSpinnin]

TALKINGtac0 honestly

[@chairmeme6231]

Pretty much

[@CutHardstylez]

squad

[@Bruh-bp6nn]

“We don’t drink tea, we’re not British” OK, now this has gone too far!

[@fairvlogsuk24]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bruh-bp6nn]

Fair vlogs Uk to be fair, a perfectly good Guinness isn’t too bad either.

[@zackr7920]

I think i have spotted a Brit😂

[@archie598]

Alright mate, I’m British and I can tell you we aren’t always drinking tea and eating crumpets... Alright that’s over with, someone get me some tea and crumpets

[@Brandon_J]

A R C H I E I know more people who dislike tea and drink coffee. It’s offensive as a northerner.

[@Dan-ck5dl]

''im more of a expresso guy myself'' *tips fedora*

[@54321blader]

The hell's an "expresso"?

[@robertmarley9380]

EXpresso truly is INSTANT

[@Hinshu85]

Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mom? Dad: Pause... Hm.. She was "fueling" me in and magic happened, Bud.

[@user-mq3pu3gh4k]

It's actually called a sombrero senior feminisimo

[@antlee720]

Calm down, you clearly have some issues internally, I suggest you go see a doctor for your meds.

[@burns0100]

One hell of a story to tell the kids when you get married lol. Well kids we met at 30,000ft while flying and talking about coffee and donuts.

[@alexk1682]

Except it’s two guys.

[@30minutesLess]

Alex K I couldn’t tell.

[@fs-rj2jq]

Dood sounds like a woman

[@30minutesLess]

what the you know them Filipinos sound right

[@thederpaherp5940]

@@30minutesLess, what you suggesting? Hmmm

[@robertberkmann9190]

“Dunkin donuts or starbucks?” “Starbucks” “YASSSSSS”

[@Kirinaka]

Robert Berkmann “So I gotta axe”

[@nicholasmapes]

"Missile lock sir, you may fire when ready"

[@nabawi7]

@@nicholasmapes "YASSSSS"

[@catalin7549]

You guys need to sort out your coffee choices... Starbucks ?? Really ? That’s not even coffee ... it’s a mix of something with water ... try espresso my American friends , Starbucks is for kids

[@gabeclark8050]

@@catalin7549 shitty espresso exists too fool

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

Russian #1: Ivan what are you hearing? Russian #2: What's a "Keurig"?

[@GatlingHawk]

Spills coffee on self and accidentally hits flare

[@JYF921]

Lol very funny XD

[@mrbiblyboo4034]

Lol yeah but it’s just like a “tips fadora”

[@dedpewl9242]

"Flare well"

[@gagehalle7673]

*sues Mcdonald's for accidental flare usage, makes enough money to buy the F-15 so its not his last flight after all*

[@snipinmonsta]

Gage Halle lmao give it about a week and all his money would be in maintenance

[@Troitaa]

“Starbucks.” “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!” I’m dead 😂

[@VibrantDesigns]

evan gamers yaaaaaaaas

[@misterdinner3648]

@The Stupid will Inherit the Earth i feel bias in your comment because i can guarantee that they shut down because of the prices.

[@808fishman8]

The Stupid will Inherit the Earth thats because america has trash coffe compared to the rest of the world

[@SilvaDreams]

Never understood why people like Starbucks so much, it's a cheap really acidic bean they use and then burn the crap out of them. Hell even living in the home of Starbucks you don't see many people drinking it anymore except the hipsters (Which admittedly there are a lot being the home of those too)

[@UGLYBOYwrld]

2:46😂😂😂😂

[@Scream357]

I always get such weird and amusing feeling when I see Jets and people that pilot them. Like everything they do, even something as simple as talking or shaking head or cracking jokes feel so much more special and fun to watch. It's like you don't expect them to behave like humans. Dunno, it's just simply amazing.

[@banzai.drifto]

It’s definitely because they have to concentrate on what they’re doing and they’re having the stupidest convo ever. Still great tho

[@tepoo7772]

felt the same way, perfect way of putting it.

[@Romdream]

Yeah and I was thinking you know if shit were to go down they would immediately go into professional mode and do what needed to be done despite the crazy convo going on a second before.

[@vikasanandame]

Yeah I felt the same way too! Perfectly put!

[@gisho13]

I personally work with them and I thought the same thing when I first met them, but they’re some of the coolest people and very humble

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

It's defenitely a coded message. "Starbucks" means they've successfully bombed the target.

[@knightmarefuel4499]

“We’re not British”.. most G*DDamn American thing I heard all year...

[@Matt_H_26]

Praising Starbucks is way more American haha

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@Matt_H_26 no type 2 dieabeties beats that one.

[@rentalsnake6542]

The stereotype is true though, we are fucking mad about tea, it's such a relaxing and cosy beverage.

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@rentalsnake6542 even outside of britain.

[@ShadowUchiha36]

A whole 14 days huh? Day 16 has this changed?

[@EskimoChild169]

I think the co-pilots "Lame" was the most underrated part of the convo

[@Faasvaas]

When?

[@au748]

@@Faasvaas Faas Faas 2:57 "Starbucks or McCafe?" "Definitely Starbucks" "2 for 2" "Lame" "Starbucks is better than anything"

[@freewill51]

Coolest place in the world to have the absolute most boring conversation!

[@diegoleonardia5358]

Probably the most calming time for them. I mean once they're in combat I would probably assume they'd rather be connected to that aircraft talking about coffee again

[@firepower7017]

Salad Grahams What kind of retarded MIG pilot would want to go against what is pretty much the destroyer of planes. If MIG-29s fell victim to it then what would? Granted it has equipment failure which is the main cause of it's losses

[@TheSuspectOnFoot]

If you'd be doing that all day, you'd be just as bored as they are

[@xxgoatedxx5935]

Russians: intercepts them and radios into there conversation US pilots: STaRBucKs iS sO GOoD RigHt?!?!?!?!

[@stcoops]

What's the Russian equivalent of starbucks!?

[@artemq112]

@@stcoops There's Starbucks in Russia too. However local coffee shops are more popular and serve higher quality coffee. Same thing with most European countries I have visited.

[@captainobvious8264]

Artyom same with most american coffee shops, it’s seen as a sort of luxury anyone can afford and everywhere that it’s convenient and familiar to them. It’s a great place to work and meet people. It’s expensive. Most people I know love going there daily, but they also complain how much money they waste there, and *could* save if they stop. Many blind taste tests have been done to compare coffee around the US, with Starbucks usually at the bottom

[@shkooni]

Coffee machine broke But we got chicken nuggets

[@R07ishere]

Unreasonable work conditions

[@TraustiGeir]

@@anthonyortiz6295 LOL! It does.

[@admiralmurat2777]

When you get nugs and not tendies

[@jesusm8676]

understanda🅱️le have a nice day

[@austin62halo]

You guys roasting any pop tarts

[@stevenfoster9402]

Pilot one: Hey do you want to refuel, there's the refueling plane over there. Pilot two: Yeah we better...Wait is that Karen? Karen: How ya doin, you guys like coffee? Pilot two: Absolutely not. *flies off*

[@Fatmos0010]

Steven Foster *runs out of fuel* *crashes*

[@ghostlypirate_5083]

*gets missle lock and fires some Aim-120’s*

[@connorshields5862]

*Turns off radio*

[@Chreeeis]

10/10 comment

[@snipinmonsta]

Fatmos0010's Realm still better then talking to Karen

[@sajocalexander3428]

Me: Wow what a bunch of nice people...just having a normal conversation.... Plot twist: That was actually a coded language.

[@ADHDegree]

That actually... didnt even occur to me. After listening to this again it definitely sounds coded wtf.

[@That_One_User_314]

Yo, my mind just got blowned XD

[@refraggedbean]

I don't see this likely being coded, but it is possible

[@RazzlyCrunch]

Kat Holloway prolly guccy bois

[@hydrogenmissle]

this is what i was thinking theres no way this is what theyre talking about

[@o_manam]

No one is going to talk about "Turns out all my pop tarts got crushed in my bag"

[@anniebaker6763]

“That’s pretty crumby”

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

Man,these guys are pretty high.

[@botcheek482]

lmfao

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

Literally.

[@DirtPerson]

MC, what are you doing away from the Dokis? Does Monika know about this?!?!

[@ascherlafayette8572]

BUFFALO SOLDIERS

[@zaya5360]

Lmao you fucken anime pfp

[@ttiization]

Did you realize the camera is sitting on top of the USA flag

[@getfnsed9808]

Just did... after visiting this video for the 30th time.

[@ttiization]

@@getfnsed9808 me too, I've watched and commented in this video multiple times. Just realized this time

[@alijan991]

Immediately!!

[@briandarnell1809]

I saw it right away. I have an American flag that flew over the skies of Afghanistan in an F-15E Strike Eagle during Operation Enduring Freedom. I know some planes will carry flags as a special request, but they are usually folded and stored properly.

[@powderedwater4742]

right away

[@ziver6678]

*World war 3 going on* Pilots: Soo what coffee is your favourite

[@debonairrose]

Yes you should expect lots of conversation like this in world war 2 between squads

[@kedarreiskirkendoll139]

Its coming

[@tothrichard2708]

This guys just predicted the future lmao

[@myman8336]

@@tothrichard2708 Lol 😂

[@kaiiheenjik1668]

This aged pretty well 😂

[@plague6566]

Me an Ace combat player: *Just like the simulations*

[@sloppy-1-1]

I won't bitch on ace combat, everyone has different tastes. But please, just don't call it a sim

[@justsomerandomlittlekidont2464]

@@sloppy-1-1 ur a 🤡

[@BanditoBurrito]

Just some random little kid on the internet Ur a 🐷

[@plague6566]

@@sloppy-1-1 Ok 👌 I didn't mention it being a sim or anything but ok

[@plague6566]

@@BanditoBurrito Ey don't fight in the replies

[@teamhex]

A nice flare well at the end there.

[@hudsonh344]

teamhex ya only $300 to say goodbye

[@mahadmo7688]

@@herotk9158 like the ones in battlefield?

[@Sarge92]

nice steal on the above commentors punchline there

[@Dragoneer]

A nice stolen pun from another comment thread just above you there

[@ImMelkerCSGOContent]

I believe they shoot a flare to indicate that refueling has been done successfully and they are moving away from the aircraft.

[@Reveal_City]

Imagine if they were to get married and this was how they first met. Would make for one hell of a story!

[@mcplutt]

They sure had some sort of connection.

[@nneverss]

Sadly they wouldn't be allowed to get married. He's an officer and she's enlisted. That would be considered fraternization

[@jcoops4911]

Was just about to comment this myself lmao, facts of military life, although...........there are ways to apply and bypass this but thats weird because you have to apply to basically get your love life approved...lolol

[@ewanmcgillan3821]

My cousins in the army met when She was a pilot of a Hercules and he was getting para jumped, he was talking to her and kissed her on the cheek before he jumped, And now they are married haha.

[@SkidsJDM]

It all started when he refilled me with his hose.

[@bluebennybillionbih]

So this is what they talk about. I thought they were quite

[@rclabbotics5413]

Papa bless... He took a tumble after refueling

[@_--Reaper--_]

Quiet*

[@Vfulncchl]

Quite what

[@fulcrum2951]

Quite a conversation

[@wpa3715]

This is killing me. Quite what?

[@KusagariBlues]

“That’s for tea. We’re not British.” ... ... ... “True that.”