f*ck my life tier list

outro song: / chingy-right-thurr-cod...
edited by zade: twitter / realzade insta / reallyzade

[@carolynbruce3545]

I love watching cody believe obviously fake stories no questions asked

[@theyfeeltheboy]

questioning the authenticity of anything posted online 😢 believing everything like a 3 year old 😊

[@juliacrocker178]

I remember seeing the "BE MY BABY'S DADDY" back in middle school lmao

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

it’s more fun to pretend

[@user-tj6rq4jp3q]

He’s just like me fr

[@deannas2778]

@@juliacrocker178 I don't know man I've been on a wild ass date like that. This dude after dinner literally felt my biceps and then wanted to check my canine teeth. He took my fingers and put them in his mouth.... Then he proceeded to put his fingers in my mouth to check mine. Idk man. I felt like I was in a dog show.

[@coyoteskip6302]

I work as a 911 operator and I just want Cody to know that people losing their balance or becoming unconscious and falling off the toilet to get wedged between the bowl and wall is WILDLY common. Bathrooms are hazardous.

[@amandamarie740]

I work at an orthopedics office and I concur. It’s crazy how people get hurt and they’re so embarrassed to say but the family always rats them out lol

[@savannahhhh777]

OT here, yes lol

[@patienceholmes841]

They should start making toilets with wider seats so there isn't as much gap or smthg, that seems so weirdly preventable

[@Roguedispatcher]

I work 911 as well and people would be surprised where old people can get themselves stuck at 😂

[@yaroslavromanyuk5669]

My grandma got stuck in a bathtub, we had to break the door and pull her out. So yeah, that kind of stuff is pretty common, especially when it comes to elderly people.

[@Audreyperson37]

There is no way a girl being handcuffed to her bed and left to burn to death by her boyfriend is on the same tier as someone not being able to lose their virginity to because their grandma fell off a toilet. The handcuffed to the bed HAS to be S tier that’s INSANE to be left in that situation

[@samaraisnt]

"bf left me to burn alive then humiliated me" = "didn't get to stick it in"

[@mattamuzzamil]

right? i was so shocked he didn’t put that story in at LEAST A tier i reckon he just wanted to fill the B slot

[@Olivia-wg8gv]

I live in a dorm rn and the fire alarm goes off like at least once a week so no one really takes it seriously (it’s usually dust or someone smoking or smth but the firefighters still have to show up), so it’s possible that was their situation and the boyfriend wasn’t really leaving her to burn to death lol. But still he shouldn’t have left her he should have at least helped her put on clothes or smth and waited with her for the firefighters 😭

[@Eliseu.90024]

@@Olivia-wg8gv Oh shit what school do you go to? This happens to the dorm across the street from me literally all the time lmao, what are the odds we go to the same school

[@RestingCuntFace]

Cody like, 2 years ago: cats are evil, I hate them, I’m not a cat guy. I don’t get them. Cody now: I love my cats so much, soooo much. The definition of the dad who says “we’re not keeping the cat” and then falls in love with them.

[@toonarmyncle4962]

It’s the parasite broooo

[@Wraiven22]

This is exactly what happened with my dad and the chihuahua I brought home 5 years ago. He used to hate little dogs and now he talks about getting 3 more when this one passes away 😂

[@solm.6184]

@@toonarmyncle4962 it’s not. it’s because cats are misunderstood af

[@xxxstellarxxx]

@@savannah4019 Tjeh just assume the stereotypes are right without giving them a chance. The whole ‘cats are assholes’ thing and ‘dogs have no boundaries.’ Animals are not a monolith. They may not be capable of complex thoughts but they have their own personalities. You can’t generalize them just like you can’t do that to people because there’s more nuance than that.

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@toonarmyncle4962 No it’s because cats are cutie babies with lil meows and triangle ears

[@river-yuki]

If you’re a pet owner you need to be the one to take your pet in to the vet and be there in the room with them when they are being put down. I understand how painful it is lose them and why people don’t want to be in the room but I asked my vet what the toughest part of her job is and she said it was watching people’s pets spending the last few moments of their life frantically searching the room for their owners while basically having a panic attack and it’s the most heartbreaking thing ever… please be there for them until the very end, they don’t deserve to die alone in devastation, confusion and fear.

[@Sarah-qx4vz]

I’ve seen the same comment posted so many times elsewhere word for word.

[@abbyg5794]

@@Sarah-qx4vz even if the story from the website isn't true it's still a good comment so that people can know :)

[@JulianRalphie]

Honestly, this. The owner is a coward. You really have someone else take your pet to put them down? That’s pathetic and an injustice to your pets that we’re always there for you

[@genevivi_]

We had to put my beloved dog down in May 2020 and we weren't allowed in the room because of covid. He and I watched each other grow up and we just dropped him off that day and never went back to pick him up. One of the hardest times of my life and I still think about it most days. I would never ever choose to not be with my pet in their last moments if it were up to me

[@river-yuki]

@@Sarah-qx4vz really? Word for word? Can you send me a link because that is such bs mate. I literally had that conversation with my vet after reading a post about it and that’s what she told me I didn’t copy and paste anything I just wanted to inform other pet owners about it since I didn’t know until she explained it to me.

[@juliacrocker178]

The pimple one actually made me violently gag. Had to pause the video to recover. B tier at LEAST

[@SavagelyBadAtLosing]

Omg I would throw up

[@karimabdulmajid8060]

​@@SavagelyBadAtLosing 💀

[@katet8639]

I would vomit. Same with the dentist snot story, gross 🤢🤢

[@Kate-pg9zl]

i actually couldnt even watch the rest of the video normally because that was the only thing in my mind the whole time

[@chattycowgirl]

i was eating and that ruined it. i saw the dentist one coming from a mile away and skipped through it so i could still stomach my pasta salad

[@theyfeeltheboy]

that boss roleplay bit actually made me feel like packing my desk and shit holy cody's a good actor

[@rsarin18]

Fr like that felt straight out of a comedy movie

[@exploringwithsloth6506]

I was thinking of Lumbergh in Office Space

[@tjtrashboat]

@@exploringwithsloth6506 exactly what I was thinking

[@BenTheBot]

Yeah that was straight up comedy acting lol

[@makennaallen4246]

the background ambiance really sold it

[@thatsit5049]

If he was doing it perro style, she couldn’t have wrapped her legs around him

[@gregothy9190]

Got it, no more missionary

[@ghoultooth]

Exactly

[@lepus6511]

I think you still possibly could. On the floor, his knees between hers because he's short (king), she bends her knees and rocks forward bringing her heels up behind his thighs, holding him in place. Probably described that horribly lol. Would be difficult and she'd have to be super strong but idk. Maybe that's not considered doggy because you're on the floor?

[@lyna2295]

W comment

[@nadia_17]

laughed for too long at this

[@phoggypsych]

I want someone who believes in me as much as Cody believes in stories on the internet. 🥺

[@sophieclegg]

I love when cody answered his "what's the opposite of fml?" question with a quiet, not confident "hooray?"

[@samueljhagrid]

when i was 19 i worked as a hostess as a restaurant. one night an old guy came in with his wife & daughter. he started by saying i was “too skinny” and followed it with, “you’ll plump up real nice when you’re pregnant!” 🤢 his wife and daughter said NOTHING.

[@anonymixx8106]

Yikety McYike-Yikes on Every Single Bike-Bike

[@ae831]

That's so disgusting wtf? That's the kind of person I would pay to see get beaten up tbh.

[@samaraisnt]

That's v common commentary from old people. They constantly tell women they'll be pregnant soon, how it'll be, etc...I was talking about trying to gain weight with a friend (middle aged) and his mom was like, "Just get pregnant!" Like ah, what a brilliant way to gain 8 lbs! Gain a whole human life and take care of it for 18 years. No mention of who should get me pregnant, it's obviously just the solution to all a woman's problems.

[@shiannafoxx]

Old men are the weakest links in society

[@DankrumStar]

The F*CK 😳 😳

[@tylerhanley1409]

you guys think the editor spends as much time on the first 10 seconds as he does on the next 18 minutes of video?

[@tylerhanley1409]

not a complaint, he does a great job

[@HyperManic1000]

Nah they for sure spent just as much (if not more) time on the Grandma gets D edit

[@joshuaalexanderlynch]

The title already has me giggling.

[@mittens9390]

you are underestimating how long it takes just to cut down a video of this length 😨 let alone add sound, images, screen recordings, text, and also key framing. This is not at all me trying to be rude, it’s just crazy how long stuff like that could take

[@deathbyvapejuice]

@@mittens9390 you must be fun at parties

[@Olivia-bl8ez]

As a dental student what concerns me about the dental story is why the f*** was that dentist not wearing a mask??

[@SquatSmack]

It’s all good though. “Snot is water and dust.”, so no worries!

[@jzr73]

My exact thoughts wtf

[@yrn3992]

One time my old dentist put his bare ungloved hands in my mouth 💀 I’m so glad I go to a different dentist office now

[@anna-jk99]

The fact that he believed all those stories kills me

[@kiiturii]

fr lol

[@gregothy9190]

Yeah, I would have preferred if, instead of commentary and rating, he would have just said "nah, don't believe it". And moved on.

[@ae831]

@@gregothy9190 Nah I think it's funny when he goes with them anyways. I bet he knows that half of these could be fake but it's just a funni video so idc.

[@lepus6511]

What do you mean? Can't put it online if it isn't true... right?

[@HoodieGhoulGaming]

@@ae831 i think he was being sarcastic

[@Venya9]

Didn’t expect to get fired by Cody today

[@BrittneyStAubin]

FML is definitely high school and college vibes.

[@bumblebeebrass164]

He aged himself with that one

[@bumblebeebrass164]

At most, middle school vibes

[@spacelatte4834]

wait are you the brittany i think you are? 3:03

[@mayac.3514]

Nah as a recent college grad, it’s middle school vibes

[@MrCommentGod]

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 18:05

[@whateverd]

thanks i needed that

[@edendrew]

very helpful thank you

[@Jack-52]

🙏 thank god

[@lunalouise4559]

Thank you so much 🙏

[@notatallbroe]

you’re doing great

[@Ayane13b]

2:50 This song makes me laugh every time now. I always do wonder if the song will contine forever, again.

[@yetrop]

Which video was that again? I’ve been looking for the original to rewatch it, but can’t remember which one it was.

[@YVLIVS]

@@yetropI also want to know this

[@makaylajarrett2169]

@@yetrop it’s the DiWHY? one lolll

[@sunna8476]

I love Cody's commitment to pretending these are real stories purely for our entertainment

[@francesco6835]

Note for the editor: please keep doing this thing of playing this song whenever it is expected the audio not to be on for a portion of the video, I think it’s hilarious (for reference 2:53)

[@beautifulgorgeousman]

that song reminds me of a couple tracks for my plays sound list and so it just brings back some pretty cringe memories lmao

[@samaraisnt]

What song was that??

[@FATHERBATZ]

it’s gonna get old if it continues getting used this often

[@ritsic8571]

ANYONE KNOWS WHATS THE SONG CALLED?

[@anonymoushumanhi]

Yes if anyone knows

[@amberNikki1313]

I love that the lamp in the background is a tripod lamp. The commitment to the theme is impeccable.

[@thefilmschlock]

I love that he’s just using an image of a tier list instead of just making one

[@hollycapa]

As someone who recently got fired, that monologue was rough FML

[@Ellnador]

When Cody said “I appreciate you” I halfway expected him to follow up with a “sorry for lying, I just really wanted to end the video”

[@jmcmahoney]

I work in TV animation, and FML, usually across the industry stands for "first middle last" for frame checks. It fucked with me a lot when i started to try shift FML in my brain to mean that, especially when people were uploading their work to the server and it was just tagged with the comment "FML"

[@cozyallyson]

please make this a regular series omg, this was so entertaining

[@jeannahann612]

Yes! We need more

[@zander3943]

cody looking breedable as always

[@bellabell9677]

And submissive

[@Jamerial04]

😈😈😈

[@yummysk3594]

?????

[@anonymixx8106]

Bro LOL

[@aswmdude24]

what 🤨📸

[@JhonBenitez]

I used to read these in high school before bed to laugh and to also feel gratitude for how my life was going 😂

[@Gaaylord69]

One of the things I love most about Cody is that he believes obviously fake stories. It’s no fun to sit around and be a cynic about shit

[@mattymahar5531]

This is why the thought of being tied up sends me into a panic attack. Not leaving me to die in a fire is pretty high up there on my requirements for any relationship.

[@Mophead950]

Cody thinking people know this website shows how old he is

[@inlinechris]

Cody’s audience is mainly millennials so yeah we do remember this site....

[@ghoultooth]

@@inlinechris prof pic checks out

[@mgms2000]

​@@ghoultooth 😂😂

[@cashmerepajamas6761]

​@Ghoul who caaaaaaaaaaaresssssssss why do you careeeeeeeeee you will age too

[@user-bx8sj6qm3w]

@cashmere pajamas why are you acting like aging is a bad thing when it's the same thing you're criticizing the other person for 🗿?

[@lyndsayisabella8720]

"What's the opposite of FML"? "Hurray???"

[@magicativ4809]

The being fired from your job bit looked like it was straight from the office. Gold

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

Aye up duck, I feel the urge to share. I usually find tier list videos unwatchable, but this one was tastefully subtle and more entertaining than most. I appreciate the frictionless manner in which the tier list was introduced to the video.

[@gregothy9190]

Geordie vibes big on this one

[@ChrisFoolBH]

@@gregothy9190 aye up duck

[@Vincisomething]

6:11 that vet hospital could be liable because I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do a wellness check to avoid this exact thing. At least thats legally required where I live, but i cant imagine vets not doing that. They should know the difference between a healthy cat and a healthy cat with a tumor. Edit: why did they take the cat to the pound?? Do pounds even care to check and why not? There wasnt another hospital?

[@v7014]

honestly it was probably because pounds are really cheap and sadly not everyone can afford to make it to a vet. it doesn’t make it right but i at least understand people not having the money for vets.

[@v7014]

and yes proper vets and animal hospitals are required to do wellness checks before putting any animal down and if the animal is healthy they can take the animal off the person or turn them away entirely

[@PeachysMom]

Vets don’t close for mother’s day

[@Vincisomething]

@v true, but pounds should have measures to take in place, too. The pound should be liable imo or now have them require a wellness check

[@Vincisomething]

@@v7014 and the friend should get her a new cat. 2 cats

[@LeviKellyTours]

in every video THAT song plays. Reminding us of the single handedly best video on KZbin

[@moreat6withari]

i always look forward to these videos just for the editing. cant wait to see what this guy comes up with next

[@L3thalShad0ws7]

Let Zade Cook!

[@ZadeINC]

@@L3thalShad0ws7 retweet

[@leahwilkins831]

His deli meat tier list is one of my favorite videos, along with him and Kels ranking snacks. I love these tier list videos sm

[@YoungRebelRoyalty]

How is getting your bf's pimple in your mouth worse than a stranger's snot in your mouth? I guess we found out Cody's kink.

[@cornpeal8945]

Ikr-that deserved A tier for me!! that’s nasty and low key a nightmare for someone like me who is grossed out by other peoples bodily fluids 😨🤮 I thought everyone was like that-or most people at least, especially in your mouth-hell no

[@xannas.9207]

No LITERALLY I was like cody........

[@jessicaferrari3987]

​@@cornpeal8945 Ooooooh how much I can relate! I would love to not be grossed out, would make intimacy easier...but it is soooo disgusting to me to deal with body fluids, especially in my mouth. uh uh. I can't even hear somebody slurp their excessive saliva 😢😂

[@samaraisnt]

You mean NOT worse than, cause it's 10x worse!!

[@natebaxley8464]

nah we all know edging is his kink

[@megan9627]

i rly liked this bc it combined your opinions with like a history lesson of what the internet was like back when i was a kid

[@azanasta]

Why wasn’t the dentist wearing a mask

[@cannon9962]

i’m sure it was a fake story

[@kerriganqueenofblades7128]

I have a little FML story time of my own. One time a friend I had only known for half a year invited me over to her house for the first time ever. We were vibing so much and I was 'bout to have the best weekend, meeting her family and all that. Then on the way over they start talking about how sick their cat is and that they possibly have to put it down. So on the second day I'm there a vet comes over to put it down, and I'm just standing there watching this whole family I just met crying about their dead cat. The rest of the weekend was so pressed, and every time I come over they still joke about how I killed their cat and that the new one they got should watch out or it might die 🥲

[@stephanieghansen]

Cody’s reactions just made my whole week

[@Pesoloss]

i enjoyed this video cody, thank you for providing and taking time out of your day to create this video.

[@marianemarangao2840]

I gasped SO LOUDLY from the story about the cat being put down that I woke up my sister. 😭

[@_Bwomper_]

I can’t believe being called ugly in an elevator outweighs being drenched from a porta potty.

[@vincentmickey8345]

I enjoyed this video, and love the second channel content lately!!

[@meadow_maker]

Love this format!

[@nicolehex]

cody being a cat dad is the greatest thing ever

[@adk1100]

I love that Zade is a character in Cody’s videos

[@roipogi]

i like longer vids like this one, keep up the good work!

[@Liam_Sims]

holy shit, fav vid in a while, do more tier lists plz... funny af

[@vodka2799]

this is by far one of my favorite videos. i laughed so hard petition to make this a series pls

[@entrapta101]

i was not ready for the cat one.. im gonna go cry now

[@chathunikulathunga3039]

This is by far my favourite type of videos

[@jayneebb6699]

Okay this is one of your best videos yet (they are all amazing but I love being thrown back into 2016 but with kody as the narrator) xD

[@anonymixx8106]

I would pay a company an embarrassing amount of money to agree in advance to fire me over text instead of IRL 😹

[@meghanswearingen1698]

CODY I SAW YOU TONIGHT AT XS IN VEGAS I WAS THE ONE HOLDING THE “TELL KELSEY I LOVE HER” It was absolutely amazing to see you DJ you killed it on that set I watch your KZbin videos (along with Noel’s) EVERYDAY even if I repeat some of the same ones 💜💜 it was such an amazing experience seeing you in person HOPE VEGAS TREATS YOU WELL AND ITS NOT FUCK VEGAS AGAIN😭😭😭😭👌🏽👍🏼👍🏼

[@reecezpiecez79]

Might be my new favorite Cody video ever

[@lindsayschindler664]

i always bust a little move at the end of ur vids. catchy beats. good work

[@emmalene1100]

The “I couldn’t get out in time” killed me that’s wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aj.meso26]

1:48 Lesson learned not to eat during a Cody video 💀😂😂😂

[@amaravazquez8591]

Was eating tacos with sour cream when that came up - had to learn the hard way 😭

[@aj.meso26]

Hopefully soft tacos 😂

[@angelinaguilbert6552]

Best thing to watch before work

[@Greggomyeggoy]

PLEASE DO MORE THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!

[@mariya_tortilla]

the zit story genuinely made me gag and cough

[@nicolekanakis3862]

same

[@squaaaak]

My S tier FML story: I got detained over a booger and a bag of salt when I was 19. I was working childcare and it was winter in Kansas, so unfortunately I had a child's big green booger on my coat. The officer was giving me my ID back when he saw it and (WITHOUT ASKING) leaned in and tried to pick it off. Then he said my car smelled loud (it didnt) and asked to search my car. I didn't know I could say no so I let them. They found a bag of salt I had for my lunches and detained me while they field tested it and tried to get me to admit it was something else. Eventually they let me go because again, IT WAS SALT. 😂 yeah that's my FML story... it was great:)

[@reaganjaegan]

I'm sorry, smelled loud?

[@unkletj]

my mom was pulled over by a texas state trooper and saw a piece hay in her cup holder. she was pulled out the car as they searched for weed. sometimes i feel like coos are a lil too eager to arrest someone for drugs lmao

[@lalicloud1553]

i havent watched the video yet, im getting comfy with my sandwich so I can savor and cherish this cody ko upload 🙏🏼

[@puckman_deluxe]

FML watching on my TV, remembered to like the video while dancing to the remix at the end. Went to press the like button right as it ended and accidentally clicked on the next suggested video. Still gotta like so opened youtube on my phone just for you Cody 😩

[@emma7567]

Cody got really into that boss firing you role play

[@sarinabuonavolonta]

I’ve been laughing the entire video. Just wanted to let you know 👍🏼

[@yoongicowboy6780]

More videos like this please I had such a good time

[@ashu4040]

MORE OF THESE PLEASE

[@kermittheholyone6475]

The editor hit em with quick crit

[@HussyHarryet]

It never fails to crack me the fuck up when the random music creeps in mid vid.

[@amandamarie740]

Omg…. Reading the comments im both nervous and excited lol 😂 I was needing a new Cody Ko vid

[@vNasus_]

Cody's mini skit about getting fired honestly made my blood boil, like just tell me I'm fired and don't try to sweet talk me that makes it so much worse than just being like "hey we gotta let you go"

[@jrmac7]

im here for the editor making 2nd channel vids 10x better than they already are 🖐

[@djentlover]

I wish I didn't feel like it's annoying and stupid and distracting

[@alyssa01825]

@@djentloverthen don’t watch lol

[@djentlover]

@@alyssa01825 but I like Cody... My life is very hard

[@kaisheff]

it absolutely obliterates me that he forgot to draw the X’s on the dead dogs eyes

[@strawberrypie4408]

would’ve ranked the same probably and this was another great video!

[@tshirt1610]

The fact that I remember some of these says i've been on the internet for too long

[@strmkid]

I feel like we should send the cat gal some flowers.

[@akiangeles]

as a SVT fan i was so scared you’d be doing an FML ep song tier list out of literally nowhere

[@ghoultooth]

As a…as a wha?

[@akiangeles]

@@ghoultooth fan of kpop group Seventeen. their most recent mini album is called FML

[@ilylisaimai6264]

real

[@Whaddif_]

this is a fire video idea, gonna put it in A-tier.

[@danidavitto6408]

Dude these throwback hip hop house remixes are INSANE

[@DS-nw4eq]

30 minutes isn’t long enough to get any decaying flesh on you, so…. Not really an issue. She may as well just be taking a nap.

[@juliemiller6966]

I think it would be kind of traumatic. Like it would fuck with your head lol.

[@Shirumoon]

You sound like a mortician lol. Of course there's not composing but so weird and creepy still. Like you were basically living in an alternate universe for half an hour and suddenly you're hit with reality. That'd give me nightmares. I can deal with death when it's anticipated but not randomly when I'm out there doing my everyday life.

[@kittykatt1951]

The fire story is top tier for women I feel like; abandoned by bf nd random ppl saw u naked chained up I’d be traumatized for life😅

[@beckyknight8655]

its fun to see stuff from the internet in 2007 because back then i was busy being a toddler

[@sakuraisaloser]

cody do more gaming!!! (love this video too obviously i love all of ur vids)

[@mickeyneal6480]

I remember reading almost most of these around 10 years old. I'm pretty sure there were comic versions of some of these, too

[@mellamodanitza]

zade... ur amazing #minecraft4ever

[@maximustierney9138]

Please make this a series!

[@keeganneal4830]

Off to a great start

[@hopewolf4486]

His chair squeaking made me think someone was slowly opening the door in my room and it freaked me out for a second.

[@marthawright6618]

first medical school exam tomorrow morning so this video is perfectly timed and titled

[@tashanielsen5854]

tier list format is GOLD

[@strawmonkey9944]

This video and format is 10/10

[@dilliedAlly]

The way he leaned over to represent the grandma being stuck between the toilet and wall 💀

[@Maya-ww8yf]

Goats be like 0:18

[@NewCianK]

Tbh I don’t even know if I care about the content anymore…Cody is just hilarious 🤣🤣I’ll watch whatever he posts. I’ve been walking around the house for months going “ILL BE TAKING THEEESEEE” just taking common things from around my home and putting them back🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m still crying laughing about it. Am I a goblin now?👀

[@llux]

i do the same thing lmao 😂 codys videos have the perfect amount of reacting and also his own tangents and jokes. love it

[@hanniyaaaaa]

these intros just keep getting better and better