F the Tories for Xmas #1

We can't have a General Election, but together we can take over the Christmas charts. Stream and download now, details here - theconservativ...

[@houseofball0ons]

Truss’ part was longer than her premiership

[@jonnytooze]

Cost a lot less too

[@pault1289]

Her post Brexit deals were poor value for the UK at best.

[@gavinmcfadyen7254]

That should be her entry in Wikipedia!

[@Adpocalyptic]

And it's 6 weeks if you take the queen thing into account

[@billyandrew]

_The Mad Cheese Lady_ Truss didn't even outlast the lettuce. 😂😂😂

[@mirojustice]

"I got the job, my heart desired, killed the queen, then got fired."

[@pault1289]

Genius

[@crimsonchin9632]

One six one all the way

[@farahrizvi6634]

Love it 👌

[@adultmoshifan87]

Cracked me up that part did! Why even bother with the royals? The Queen’s death news interrupted my Simpsons that night!

[@heatherrowan7294]

Got the job my heart desired, Tanked the pound and then got fired

[@scarablordhughheffner]

It probably took Cassetteboy longer to edit this than Lizz Trust was in office.

[@blethigg9320]

And it was a more worthwhile effort.

[@oscarwillimott9296]

Probably better for the economy too.

[@adammillsindustries.]

Because she messaged the Nord stream pipeline sabotage was done on her iPhone.

[@Danmarinja]

never forget that Truss drained £300,000,000,000 from the BoE in a month and a half, and will still get £100,000 a year for the rest of her life

[@DukeOfChirk]

Let’s hope her life isn’t a long one, then…. May she die alone, miserable and in pain. F@CK THE TORIES!

[@thetapeworm]

This needs to be the Christmas number 1.

[@kevinjewitt6347]

The BBC would never play it so it would have to be downloads only and even then they wouldn’t publish the fact it got to download number one.

[@_Hollie_]

Yes someone please get this on a radio station

[@garygranato9164]

+1 yes this is the most apt chrismas song for the current times

[@James_Doyle83]

Absolutely

[@James_Doyle83]

@@_Hollie_ it's on KZbin so it's better worldwide

[@anarchords1905]

During Sunak's first PMQs, from the opposition benches, I heard a "Bring back the lettuce". Quite amusing.

[@interested-q4d]

the most succinct policy dissertation I've seen in ages.

[@MrHowzabout]

Love how Liz Truss got a 'blink and you'll miss her' moment in this. Brilliant!

[@slushpuppie19]

Who?

[@mikaelg79]

Just like her stint in No 10 then. :D

[@JanHans]

I wonder how British people must love this. I am German and even I think this is truly fantastic.

[@liamc9307]

We have good satire here

[@mark63424able]

@Pink Alien You're clearly a bit special

[@liamc9307]

@@pinkalienjp Didn't say you didn't.

[@baby_joe]

@Pink Alien over where? Where are you from?

[@doreenhollywood7459]

I am Scottish, (not British) and think it is brilliant

[@bradw8102]

"Killed the Queen, then got fired" 😂😂😂😂

[@csrjjsmp]

Made her the best of the whole bunch

[@olivereyre7767]

Sending well wishes from Australia. We recently booted our Murdoch backed conservative government of nine years, hoping you get a chance to do the same soon.

[@dutchdykefinger]

You actually believe in a political solution That's adorable lol

[@StrazdasLT]

@@dutchdykefinger Well its the only that has ever worked in history, so, got to try something.

[@kudosbudo]

@@dutchdykefinger oh this clown has the answer then? come on enlighten us!

[@TehBlackNinjaProductions]

You've got to appreciate the amount of Tory footage these guys need to go through to make this. Absolute legends!

[@sueh2082]

Sums up how every decent person in this country feels. Brilliant!

[@-xirx-]

A worthy number 1. I don't think I can take another year of sausage rolls.

[@chrisb197300]

Totally agree bloody sausage roll. OK ladbaby this year feed the UK is not too bad he still have to put sausage roll in the song aswell if he didn't put sausage roll in song again then I be happy. He is a sausage roll lol

[@DYNAMIX.]

Skimming 80% of the profit for themselves is disgusting - literally taking food out of folks mouths. Just donate to a food bank directly - don't buy that LadBaby crap.

[@-xirx-]

@@DYNAMIX. 💯

[@andrewmaccallum2367]

2 simple rules for life; No.1 - Never trust a tory No.2 - Never forget rule number 1

[@Phonophobia]

Now hopefully played at every grocery store on heavy rotation, cassetteboy really is a man of the people.

[@daviecrocket9160]

Throughout the year

[@andypitchless]

Cassetteboy is actually two people. Actually. 😁

[@Phonophobia]

@@andypitchless then they are the people of the people. Sounds like a more fitting title anyway

[@rdc1114]

excellent rendition there!! some people have got too much time on their hands 👍👍👍👍👍

[@incaceratedautist4941]

MEN - there's two of them. I don't understand how people don't know this, they've been around more than 20 years. Also we don't have grocery stores, this isn't America.

[@robertmcdougall3166]

Love it. Play it on every nurses picket line. The song says exactly what we think.

[@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567]

Just noticed a recommended in the sidebar video thumbnail right opposite as I read your comment, which reads "Cost Of Tory Crisis", and it really is accurate. the video s called "Nurses Winning the Initiative on Strikes" by channel 'A Different Bias'. Might go check it out next!

[@daveogfans413]

You can say a lot about Theresa May but she drops hard bars and flows like nobody else.

[@b00ts4ndc4ts]

Drops bars harder than did the economy.

[@SilverMKI]

Her singing is less robotic than her dancing.

[@birdy-numnum6321]

😂 aye, her cadence is emmence!

[@tezinho81]

She can "do the robot" really well too

[@jaspersparks3222]

Truss being not even a footnote in British parliamtary history really is the funniest thing i've ever witnessed

[@Spurioushamster]

This needs to be the national anthem

[@jez9072]

Thats the best xmas message i,ve seen......King Charlie should lead with "f..k the tories" on his xmas day rant.

[@larrysellers7891]

Purchased through the link. 59p well spent. Now I’m gonna stream on rotation.

[@ASBOmarc]

This has given me hope for humanity.

[@jeffwood9728]

Deserves the Nobel Prize for literature.

[@nuvisionprinting]

This is gold even for someone not from the UK!

[@ripvanmarlowe]

Brilliant work, let's hope the country takes the message to heart!

[@kirkrotger9208]

Brilliant as always.

[@Lincoln_Bio]

It would be great to add this to the list of No. 1 singles the BBC refuse to play on the radio, along with "She's a liar, liar" and "Ding dong the witch is dead"

[@IndigoWhiskey]

people should find a way to get it aired on the bbc anyway, in protest if necessary. not like the bbc had the country's back on the endless bullshit anyway so they chose to be worse than useless.

[@EggBastion]

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[@normanno8514]

Shes a liar got to number 4 - ding dong got to number 2

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

And then when they finally go, we boost "Bye Bye Bye" by N-Sync

[@bigboredthing]

They refused to show Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt by the Kunts last year, even though it hit number 3, there was just a blank slot where it should've been. Edit: even though they released a clean version for radio (Boris Johnson is a Sausage Roll).

[@phiakate]

Beautifully put.

[@Sf_Mason]

This needs to have a few vans outside no 10 blasting it on repeat.

[@markosullivan4095]

Wow, a lot of work went in to that ! well done!

[@yf1001]

Exquisite as always 👌🏻 the Banksy of political satire

[@gerryg1056]

Need to book advertising space on TV for this, ready for the next GE!

[@EmM-ko7mu]

Christmas number 1 lets go!

[@bimblinghill]

Outstanding work!

[@owenrichards1418]

My greatest regret is that I have but one upvote to give!!!

[@Sparx632]

Liz’s part in this song was longer than her time in office.

[@twozup1098]

Christmas Number 1 right there.

[@Steven-ly9ei]

If they somehow win an election (don't underestimate our public) let's go for a sing song at number 10 with this banger 🤣🤣

[@aghastlyghost]

"election", what's that?!

[@chickenbites8877]

The Dizzy Lizzy part was pure gold 😂😂😂

[@pault1289]

This needs to be number one!

[@YoGemmy]

Couldn't have said it better myself. Nice work.

[@cicero44bc]

Let's do this - Cassetteboy for Christmas number 1!

[@jonk6834]

Catchy chorus, I’ll be singing this all day 😂

[@steamkenny4385]

Catchy and full of truth!

[@sharfold]

Finally a Christmas song I can get behind! 🤣

[@Wavey75]

It's videos like this that make we wish there was a LOVE button lol

[@IamHedgehog]

Perfect Xmas Number one

[@baldyhead]

Absolute genius!

[@MrBluebeard3]

Brilliant!! Well done.

[@liamparker3749]

Bought, hope it gets to number 1.

[@georgebolam8415]

We're else can you be so bad at your job and be so well paid to do it. prime ministers and home secretarys it's absolutely shocking.

[@JacobT243]

Amazing! Easy no. 1 for this festive season! Greetings from Australia!

[@MaBaKar]

Truly excellent. Thank you.

[@ClarkyGuitar]

A work of absolute genius!

[@RealGOJI]

The greatest collaboration of the 21st century

[@aghastlyghost]

truth vs. lies feat honesty & casseteboy boom

[@Greenturkeyman]

So true. Great job

[@DderwenWyllt]

My flat isn't next door to my polling station, and I am not playing this on repeat out of my window on the 4th of July....

[@MikeO111]

This should be Christmas number one 😂

[@tams805]

You never disappoint cassetteboy!

[@pspr33]

An absolute masterpiece.

[@iamdmc]

I don't want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need I don't care about the lies spouted by the tories I just want to own a home Have a place to call my own Make my wish come true Get the tories out in - 2023!

[@DefLeppGirl97]

Brilliant work

[@AbuZak14]

Ordered. Can you give daily stat updates on how far away from #1 you are?

[@sophiagrace7008]

Oh gosh I love these videos/songs you put together. They make my day, it’s such an art form. I bet it takes hours and hours of production but it’s amazing. Thank you xxx

[@TearTheRoof0ff]

Outstanding.

[@teedubyabee23]

The equivalent of Bono & the gang singing 'Do they know it's Christmas' for the U.K. The Tories have shafted this country for the past 12 long years whilst lining their own pockets. Bring on the general election.

[@alexgosling5550]

usually i'm for a version of politics that's more respectful - but that was fucking funny, particularly the truss verse, aptly short but surprisingly sweet

[@danielcrafter9349]

Tories: low wages Tories: won't negotiate with unions Tories: left thousands to die in a pandemic Tories: off-shore tax havens Tories: Brexit Tories: aren't dealing with Cost of Living Crisis Tories: refuse to tax the rich Tories: corruption, lies, extortion You: bE rEsPeCtFuL

[@sumorabbit]

Respect needs to be earned, I'm afraid....the current mob of the last 12 years don't care if you respect them, 'cos they sure as hell don't respect us.

[@alexgosling5550]

@@danielcrafter9349 oi don't have a go, i didn't say we should always respect the tory party, i'm not even a tory lmao

[@becoming.andreia]

It's ok to say fuck sometimes Alex, nothing happens :) And the Tories deserve aaaaall the fucks we can give.

[@BoredomIncarnate1]

I like the idea that Truss was so bad that she somehow killed the queen.

[@KC-Zico]

Just when you thought cassette boy couldn’t get any better … This was fantastic!

[@Danjovisagat]

Aha the Lizz trust part was on point.

[@joshuddin897]

Wonderschön! Bravo!!!

[@philronan6929]

That was fantastic! Have a standing ovation:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@daviecrocket9160]

A master piece get it to Christmas number one

[@robgrant2795]

Brilliant as always. Get this on Spotify asap and start a Christmas number 1 campaign - Quickly though ;)

[@LoveProWrestling]

There is a 24 hour playlist, ill just leave it running.

[@Tonywozere99]

Very funny, well done fellas

[@Aengus42]

Xmas No.1 for sure! 😆💜☮️

[@biologicalentity7153]

Remember to use protection, wouldn't want to produce more.

[@alexg7417]

Bravo! Top work - definitely deserves #1

[@Terrakinetic]

Has it really be 12 years? It feels like the Cameron one, your top video, was just a few years ago.

[@ManWalksDogs]

Yep, since 11th May 2010

[@doreenhollywood7459]

Brilliant. Well done. My sentiments exactly

[@safirahmed]

I've always though cassettes were better than vinyl records and cassetteboy's work will span decades just like cassette tape.

[@henryjones482]

Just brilliant

[@bencothps]

Been years since I last saw one of these. Didn't realise how much I missed them!

[@philm325]

Another master piece. Well done.

[@kevinu.k.7042]

Great stuff. It gave be a dark chuckle this Saturday morning. However it is noteworthy that May's EU exit deal was supposed to have been far superior the the one Johnson the idiot of Downing St pulled out of his arse.

[@timothy_pulleyn]

absolute gold

[@a.j.r2843]

An absolute 10/10. So so true. I laughed so hard I nearly lost a kidney 🤣🤣

[@ladylioness06]

Fantastic holiday prezzie, thanks Cassette Boy!

[@PoppaKrunch]

One his best yet, spot on!

[@idealwestner]

Not Only The BBC Refuse To Play It But MTV Refuses To Play The Song Too On The Official UK Top 40

[@idealwestner]

Plus MTV Called The K***s "The Band That Can't Be Named"

[@Apachewarcry]

100% we need to get this to number 1 let's goooo! Xxxx

[@GossamerGhoul]

Queen lived through 96 years and 14 Prime Ministers; couldn't make it past Truss's second day. It was not exactly the best of omens.

[@papamurrth1]

This may be their best work yet

[@runningupthathill2454]

You’ve cheered me up after a terrible day

[@doctorangry3227]

Brilliant. Utterly fab.

[@dstanley7333]

Fully in love with this did well to get as high in the charts it did amazing was funny when radio 1 were like yeah we play top 10 in full first time in history they have refused to do it

[@seadog365]

This is just so so good

[@unclenogbad1509]

Brilliant! Great work and a message we all need to hear and heed. Many thanks, and Merry Xmas/Yule if you've the heart for it.

[@AimeeColeman]

This has now overtaken "the red flag" as my favourite Christmas song ❤️