Cassetteboy - PM(Ex) Gon Give It To Ya

[@paulmcgarry7019]

"please people, have your say, and make me leave like I did on D-Day" 😂

[@Illustraful]

The best line.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Inspired!

[@lastlast2078]

Yes that one got a smile.

[@Silverbullet767]

Need more than aloe vera for that burn.

[@garyturner5739]

D Day Thursday our liberation from you w...

[@mogreen19]

"bursting with so much shit they could join the conservatives" just dead laughing at that punch line

[@TheEmblemcreater]

top line 😂

[@peterclegg4786]

That line got me going as well 🤣

[@phischphood]

cracked me up that line

[@mistazed1170]

Labour are such a great alternative eh. Hahaha

[@Smatnm]

Cassetteboy is like the Banksy of KZbin.

[@Tubeite]

Except Cassetteboy actually has talent.

[@Gregalol]

@@Tubeite ooooooooooh critical hit

[@StrazdasLT]

A vandal that got popular for a split moment then wasted it with politics? Hey at least Banksy knew when to cash out and quit while Cassetteboy is dragging this long dead horse carcass around.

[@halloweengiraffe]

Taste my tears, They're cleaner than the rivers, Which are bursting with so much shit They could join the Conservatives!

[@sheriffkimbo]

Cassetteboy never misses

[@LauraTeAhoWhite]

"Please people, have your say and make me leave like I did on D-day" That's a mic drop moment 🎤🔥

[@paulmcgarry7019]

"I'm a nightmare in tight clothing, all my suits are too short, like your patience for me going" 😂

[@LauraTeAhoWhite]

My friends and family: So who is your favourite rapper? Me: Its complicated...

[@ffarkasm]

David Cameron

[@adewhite731]

Alan Sugar

[@DW-indeed]

​@@adewhite731 bladdy bladdy bladdy

[@RadahnBrofist]

@@ffarkasm Absolutely that was just perfection... "I'm not saying it's not funny. It is for me. I've got loads of money!" Him in a nutshell.

[@HoutanSeyedAhmadian]

Well said 😂

[@hg82met]

Sunak's whole persona and career can be summarised by this simple fact: he donated $3 million to a private school in the USA; he gave £100,000 to his boarding school, Winchester College; and he donated a £10 bottle of wine to a local school in his constituency, which was fundraising to buy computers.

[@SimonTBam]

He probably claimed the ten quid back on expenses.... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@lastlast2078]

Wow I missed this one. The private school is in CA too, must be planning ahead as to where his daughters will be inevitably attending when he flees the country. I really hope the £10 bottle story was seen by enough of his constituents, what a wet wipe he is. He probably thought nothing of it, which is the point, a small choice that speaks volumes about his character. No doubt there are enough deluded out there that will defend him on that.

[@elainem.375]

Jesus that’s shocking

[@michaelbrian219]

This man has no concept of honesty and integrity, and is a hiccup in the history of this country. He will be back in the USA in August complaining and whinging about the awful people of this country and all of the great things he did for them. Good riddance wishy washy.

[@dj858]

@@SimonTBam no probably about it 1000% he did, the cheap wine probably came from the cellar of number 10, then he had his secretary mock up a recent for the claim

[@WaywardPython]

I can barely imagine how much time and effort it takes to make something so perfect. Imagine having to sit and watch those speeches again and again…

[@ManWalksDogs]

i would hope for their (it's a two man team, iirc) sanity's sake that they have AI set-up now to transcribe every new speech, so that every word/syllable/vowel sound is catalogued and they can 'just' piece together their lyrics and call-up the requisite clips from which it can be compiled. Maybe in the early CB days there was more leg work involved. So they'd need to keep tabs on when speeches are being made to be able to get hold of the footage, but hopefully not have to even watch them once, just let the computers do their work filtering through the shite. Maybe oversee for errors & unrecognised sounds/words.🦾🤖💥🔫

[@StrazdasLT]

There are transcripts of speeches. Ctrl + F to word you want.

[@ulrike4852]

"my television not having sky is the limit" goes crazy

[@runlarryrun77]

BYE BYE RISHI. YOU WON'T BE MISSED.

[@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq]

After 5 years of Starmer we probably will.

[@stingersplash]

​@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq you might miss a Tory government but not Sunak. And he won't miss us when he buggers off to California next week. I doubt he ever returns to the UK. But what a patriot!

[@bigwezz]

@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq Get out of here you silly Tory 😆

[@hammerhorrible]

@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq 5 years of HELL coming up. All the socialists will love being even more out of pocket though.

[@flaminmongrel6955]

​@@stingersplash he was literally the least bad.

[@Vonononie]

No one can celebrate until the results are called. No one should assume this is a forgone conclusion. I remember the 80s and 90s, no one said they voted Tory, but they kept on getting back in. GET (THEM) OUT AND VOTE!!!

[@steadyoneddie]

Completely agree. Too many people are embarrassed to admit voting Tory and the same will happen again. It's like people are too scared of leaving an abusive partner and prefer to stick with the devil they know.

[@kurremkarmerruk8718]

Ah man, you had to remind us. We're all going to be a little bit shocked on 5th July, and not in a good way.

[@lennyw99]

The Tories final tactic is to convince potential Labour voters the outcome is a foregone conclusion so they don’t need to go out and vote. If you want Labour to win there’s only one way to make sure of it and that is to vote for them.

[@mydogeatspuke]

Precisely. Things were dire in 2019, everyone was realising the car crash of Brexit was a big scam, and people were seemingly begging for change. And then the Tories increased their majority. I'd love to go back to the late 90s/early 2000s and I suppose that would mean voting Labour, but with education as poor as it is and people generally not very bright, I'm not holding my breath for good news. I think they'll stay in by the skin of their teeth, which would be a shame as things won't get better that way, but I've already resigned myself to that future so at least I won't be disappointed.

[@LawrenceTimme]

​@@steadyoneddieNobody is embarrassed to admit it. They just don't go on the internet shouting a whining about it on the internet as conservatives are usually the silent majority and labour and the third rate smaller parties voters are screechers, because they've lost 14 years straight.

[@pa26mk]

Love your videos because, watching them, I feel like there is someone who hates the Tories and what they've done to this country as much as I do. Makes me feel calmer and seen/validated. The Tories have made my life so much more difficult than it needed to be. Can't wait to see the back of them, for good, I hope. VOTE

[@TheMartinTD]

Yep get them out and then get in the red conservatives, hopeless.

[@youtuber6193]

It’s true, they have been awful but I think Labour will only be marginally less worse. The old saying is always true: “It doesn’t matter who you vote for, the government always gets in”

[@harveysmith6636]

​@@youtuber6193There is no way labour can fuck up that bad, there's been like a 1000 tory scandals and fuck ups since 2019, there's no way they can beat that.

[@steriskyline4470]

​@@youtuber6193vote reform babyyyyy

[@defaultpanic]

Whatever, spank Labour later if they haven't learnt from this shambles and repeat the same shit. Priority first is to wallop these entitled arrogant double standards fleecing mega tossers.

[@jonchowe]

"Rwanda" rhymes with "plan to" in the UK. What a magical place.

[@ViolenceIsFun-ot2hl]

​@cantin8697 makes me think of Radiohead by Cage "...dare you open up your mind ya, catch your death tryna, slide out your own spine tah..."

[@Currie01]

Welcome to the magical world of Alice on Rwandaland

[@azharsalique5234]

Rhyming Rwanda and plan ta Rishi got bars

[@One-Week-Wizard]

I didn't think you'd ever top the David Cameron one but here we are

[@RadahnBrofist]

I know and we all thought David Cameron always would "come here with flows right from the top" 🤣

[@djoldschool]

First there was no Sky tv when he was a youngster and now I hear that he had to turn down the heating on the horse stables last winter. I think we need to have some empathy for our beleaguered leader.

[@jondonnelly3]

There was Sky TV... I nearly his age, we had it for a while.

[@KateHornby]

@@jondonnelly3 Well count yourself lucky as you had something the poor billionaire PM had to cope without. How he did it we will never know.

[@Patterrz]

but he didn't have Sky guys, it's been hard for him

[@tarquinmcbeard]

My god, that flow was so smooth. You've surpassed yourself again.

[@-xirx-]

Excellent. And 🔥 flow & lyrics

[@oneworldfamily]

"I'm a nightmare in tight clothing" 😆 Good one!

[@paulperry7091]

Yes, he sets off my constriction phobia!

[@Woke_White_Woman]

So true! What is that all about

[@ManWalksDogs]

Perhaps small man syndrome ​@@Woke_White_Woman Deliberately tight fitting as if there's a big man bursting out of his clothing. Perception matters to insecure twats.

[@melgrant7404]

Norman wisdom suit with the short sleeves.😂 Could you trust a man who can't buy a suit that fits.

[@Woke_White_Woman]

@@melgrant7404 so true

[@oxymoron02]

Respect that in a world where ElevenLabs exists, Cassetteboy still sits there and compiles little half-second clips together one at a time.

[@DougWIngate]

in an age of AI when we can have anybody saying anything we want, there's something to be admired in the craftsmanship of the classic method of manually splicing together monologue.

[@monkeyboy8424]

Sunak's biggest lie; "Government integrity, professionalism and accountability at every level", 25/10/22 outside number 10.

[@Phonophobia]

The part with the river comparison sent me flying hahahaha

[@KC-Zico]

Always fabulous material from cassetteboy but this is next level brilliance!

[@howardg186]

“My television not having Sky is the limit” Genius 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@reaseancavana994]

That was beautiful. DMX never had a hand in UK politics but I imagine he'd be happy with such chicanery.

[@the_grand_tourer]

This has to be the best timed cassette delivery of all time !! Up to par as per usual !

[@UltimaMan]

Genuinely your best edit yet.

[@veeforvendetta4126]

That was fu**ing magnificent

[@CanonessEllinor]

“Make me leave like I did on D-Day” 😂

[@KyleAButler]

For the love of god VOTE!

[@theweaselkickers]

Brilliant brilliant brilliant 🤩

[@jinthismediawrld]

Passion in making this collage shines through. Thanks for sharing 🙏

[@petergilbert7106]

Wow. Your best yet. Amazing.

[@thefunpolice]

Loved this video. On a cassetteboy binge. I'm so excited for today. I cannot wait to see Sunak's concession speech.

[@macklee6837]

"It's what ya hearing, listen! It's what ya hearing, listen!" Oh man, I miss X

[@Whiteythereaper]

This is like a fresh hit of fucking crack looking at that tasty -250 seats

[@mkultrajos]

Best yet! A banger!

[@LeroyYonderboy]

Second best, Camerons conference rap is still the best.

[@matbowden9156]

So good I had to play it again, and again 👍😁

[@charliespence5962]

This might be your best one yet. Absolutely brilliant!

[@sortius_]

100% certified banger.

[@Woke_White_Woman]

Love it! Thank you Brilliant as always

[@Supermunch2000]

** V O T E **

[@storm3698]

Cassetteboy for PM. He is the only one who takes politics seriously.

[@RalphdontGAF]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Deathwish026]

Jonathan pie

[@Stettafire]

​@@Deathwish026Nah. He's a closet racist

[@W4ttzonthemenu]

You nailed this one cassette boy!

[@NimaXD]

legend

[@jono_young]

Fine work CassetteBoy Sir 🎧🔥

[@Dritani]

Brilliant, as usual.

[@Rodimus184]

This is the most honest and genuine Rishi's ever been

[@kingdicer8677]

Excellent work as always. Vote today and say Hip Hop Hooray!!

[@RosalindBurridge-dg6cy]

No no no the posho,s say hooway not hooray. Pip pop hooway .

[@leegarner4592]

Still absolute genius. Thankyou for this.

[@marvd6454]

X loves this video. Bless

[@mooxim]

Thank you for the reminder about photo ID

[@pogigwapo5093]

We are in the last week of Tory rule 🎉

[@mydogeatspuke]

Wouldn't count on it. I reckon they'll stay in with one of the closest results we've seen so far. I was certain they'd be ousted in 2019 but they increased their majority instead.

[@melgrant7404]

​@@mydogeatspukebelieve that when I see it.

[@mydogeatspuke]

@@melgrant7404 I didn't realise we were in a cave...?

[@melgrant7404]

@@mydogeatspuke no cave just you spouting bs.

[@daveyjones72]

@@mydogeatspuke That's because they lied about Brexit...

[@SergieRachmaninoff]

I think this is your best one by far

[@syrus3k]

Don't let the Tories win. Everyone vote! Get your pals out to vote.

[@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq]

Labour are going to win and that terrifies me. Britain politics are truly broken.

[@MetalMonster313]

@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq Can't be no worse than the Tories can it?

[@Rhythm24inch]

Don't vote for labour either, tell your mates that! The country will be a liberal hell hole with crazy laws and even more mentally ill people running it.

[@syrus3k]

@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq yes it terrifies me that we won't be ruled by utterly corrupt cunts also

[@bigwezz]

@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq It could be worse, Reform could win... 💀😆

[@freegraphite]

wow didn't realise Rishi had bars, gonna have to rethink my vote

[@pathhapp]

Even better than the Cameron Conference Speech! A new milestone in satire has been reached!

[@pierz1981]

Bloody hell! It must have taken HOURS to find all that footage in order to make the video!! Impressive work!

[@leonrobinson8180]

This aged WELL

[@RedHeadForester]

We making it out of Downing Street with this one!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@NeonVisual]

NET ZERO TORIES BY 2030!

[@steph0xGx]

I dont understand how cassetteboy doesnt have millions of subs 😂

[@RichardPonsford-kv2uy]

Get your bags packed Robot boy.

[@LawrenceTimme]

He is. He's straight off to his mega mansion in the USA leaving us in this dump the day after he's out.

[@RichardPonsford-kv2uy]

@@LawrenceTimme like a rat up a drain pipe

[@mikenewtonninja9379]

is he a robot? i thought he was one of the lizard people lol

[@teedubyabee23]

Looking forward to Cassetteboy's version of The Ventures' "Wipe Out" on Friday...

[@MorbidLyre]

Perfection. 'Stop Being Greedy' also works haha.

[@safirahmed]

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[@carlmarsh2397]

Superb! Excellent work as always.

[@daveb8665]

Superb

[@GilesCuckow]

Dang the effort put into this

[@SarahTheNearlyInSP]

****in' brilliant!! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@richardscullion9381]

funny stuff ....but another 5 years of this lot would not be - if you want things to change for the better vote this lot out on Thursday

[@Dangerousbros1]

Chefs kiss

[@keithposter5543]

"Don't forget to scan your Clubcard" Listen the next time you're at the Tesco automated checkout.

[@adewhite731]

Get this on the news. ❤❤❤

[@philipsq6848]

Supermarkets have got some general election deals on for champagne already.

[@greenman1411]

Which only the Tories can afford. So it won't be 'flying off the shelves".

[@pauln6803]

​@@greenman1411 I've a feeling there'll be less of a celebration, more a sigh of relief. Depending on how the Labour government do, I might actually be able to go more than a couple of days sober! Fingers crossed eh?

[@NeilTheHippy]

I'm waiting for "my father was a toolmaker" mix 😂😂😂

[@Darkmouse20001]

We know that he made at least one!

[@larrysellers7891]

DMX would be proud. 👊

[@sounduser]

Really?

[@Lewcifer91]

Well this was amazing! 😂

[@tomskelton6267]

Absolutely love this ❤

[@DJAvren]

I'm going to enjoy watching Rishi leave

[@davelevey9074]

Possibly you'd greatest work so far love it

[@nathangriffiths6218]

Probably the best election video ever made

[@Anthropomorph0]

Chefs kiss!

[@Jordannadroj20]

Gonna do one on Sir Kid Starver?

[@Currie01]

I'm in favour of such a politically balanced idea

[@simonmeadows7961]

By the autumn, he'll be off to California to spend more time with his wife's money.

[@SpentAmbitionDrain]

Was waiting for this to drop.

[@user-ca3sp7er1h]

Absolutely brilliant😂

[@juliepen1994]

Reliably excellent 👏👏👏

[@D_scxnnect]

on a serious note, these are so much better than ai covers

[@ChrisBlaine-kf1jr]

G that was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a way to start my Monday morning wickedly funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@petoperceptum]

Probably the best pro-voting PSA I've seen.

[@antnfs]

Cassette Boy is hip hop Banksy

[@jenfirth8032]

We'll be waving the tetchy-tech bro off from Farnborough airport Friday morning 👋

[@ReallyGhey]

Masterpiece

[@ThatOtherCyber]

going to blast this at the polling station

[@roathripper]

fight these tears