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[@Sythka]

"i am actually getting some of the green colors back" *dies* LOL

[@PitchfordStache]

One of my favorite moments from any of these videos, along with when he teaches the guy "to go fishing" and the whole Bowmaster video.

[@MakoTheFrog]

it was his body releasing all its endorphins at the moment of death, so beautiful (╯︵╰,)

[@mrpawno4955]

Best part of the video xD

[@lucash5025]

made my cry hahahahahahah

[@Ryan-kb8ui]

Yea, vitamins, they're good, ok?

[@Swoost]

I broke down when u socked him in the face with the bandage

[@casstheaddict4686]

That was hilarious xD

[@ChaosBW]

I'M BLEEDING

[@Snoupity]

me too bro

[@dubtv6160]

Lmao me tooooo

[@GGPiani]

The part where he goes to bandage the guy that's bleeding and punches him in the face. Fucking comedic gold.

[@Scriptures_K]

"Thank you"

[@JosephKleimola]

Hey settle down ok?

[@anderskaring5742]

I'm laughing so hard at that.

[@aakrueger]

the way the guys head rocks backwards

[@BryanBeast13]

comedic gold huh

[@StringedYak]

"I'm actually getting some of the green colors back." -falls over

[@sonnenshiro6045]

Oh nice

[@Deathshuck]

Your monotone delivery of every line just kills me. These videos are gold.

[@battlecruiserna]

Deathshuck he has the conversational acumen of a doctor.

[@Wimp_Lo_]

And the occasional "What?" and "Ok."

[@Lampp1981]

+Deathshuck Haha The monotone voice fits it all, I love it

[@terrazoul]

Hello? Aight. Ok.

[@ballingonja]

Or a voice of a psychopath

[@_hyzer]

I love the tonality of your voice and how you're never hostile towards your victims. ''yeahvitamins''

[@KaktitsMartins]

+Demens Like a psychopath, this guy creeps me out.

[@benstephens3571]

+Mārtiņš Kaktīts Yes, clearly a psychopath.. not all of them turn out to be real murderers though heh

[@talkhtw55]

+Demens were those actually vitamins?

[@wax2743]

Hey settle down, ok?

[@annikashaye1177]

Wax alright

[@MrSlidthunder]

Making him read the note was genius lmao

[@chaoticgrapefruit]

Man not a single reply to this comment w a thousand likes

[@illumililium]

@@chaoticgrapefruit you ruined it

[@Thealseie]

@@chaoticgrapefruit 4 years of purity, destroyed in an instant....

[@rinkashikachi]

@@chaoticgrapefruit I hate you

[@TheAmishTechSupport]

@@chaoticgrapefruit You're a fucking disappointment.

[@Wilburgur]

2:22 *Apply Bandage*

[@n1ghtmare420]

haha im famous now bitches xaxaxaxax

[@gattifan609]

Wowee I also lost it when he did that!

[@dominokos]

You can actually hear the click. There's massive delay tho lmao

[@industrialdonut7681]

"kill me please - oh fuck!" LEL

[@Itsatumor]

I've watched all of daniels videos and I'm starting to think there never was any camp for the french guy to go to.

[@AceAceAce213]

"I've got to consume more vitamins ofcourse" Daniel,"oh yeah vitamins"

[@Atma505]

"Let's go to the camp!" (slow Jazz Hands walk)

[@channelchannelchannelchannel]

Ay bruh why are you subscribed to a furry inflation youtube channel? You should probably make subscriptions private

[@TheDolphinTuna]

Amazing

[@Atma505]

​@@channelchannelchannelchannel did you like it

[@thehomiethin4790]

@@Atma505 damn

[@JakeSparre1]

No time for funny business

[@ultellennocnir9255]

"I am bleeding" "Thank you." punches

[@jakefreeman6058]

"What does it say" as he writes a fake death note lololol

[@Fallout9531]

2:21 You've got a strange way of applying bandages.

[@fallout766]

+Fallout9531 neat name you have

[@DeLayGamingYT]

Fallout9531 I'm fucking dying. Send help.

[@mableyatts2832]

Daniel: My friend is dying. Guy: oh shit, can I help? Lol

[@sethmoneygetter]

huh

[@MrShinobiguy]

oh my god, borderline psychotic

[@169FLOZ]

I feel uncomfortable laughing... the more I watch his vids, the more I think this is less "funny haha" and more "outlet for disturbing and dangerous impulses"

[@dieman4746]

its a video game yall calm the fuck down 😒

[@williamlowry8809]

I think you mean "psychopathic''.

[@ritoTM]

Ultrashnotebel No, psychotic. It's a thing look it up.

[@billgreene9170]

Nugget while psychotic is a thing, this is more psychopathic than psychotic.

[@fallowsword]

Gets the bandage out and then just bops him in the face lol.

[@michaelt5871]

"I am bleeding" "thank you" *gets punched in the face with bandage* Hahahah

[@OrgusDin]

You're poisoning the kids, Daniel.

[@Alistarwormwood]

I laughed to the cry

[@nirwanaeathell]

I cry to axe scene, " im going hack with this rock " LMAO

[@failinginamerica]

oy vey

[@bigtone7824]

Same.

[@mr.wizard6891]

Why the long face, chum?

[@psyk0tixz]

Did you poisoning me, man?

[@armyman329]

0:54 "I'm actually getting some of the green colors back" *Dies*

[@EPICLUNCHMEAT]

dude you're actually like the funniest guy on youtube. I've never laughed so hard at videos before. Keep doing what you're doing man.

[@ReciPeatsOrg]

The way he says "my friend collapsed on the ground" spine chilling

[@chinois11]

DayZ : "yes, this is the most realistic experience you'll ever have" Also DayZ : "you can drink what you think is water without realising it's gasoline"

[@Connor-qs8bc]

"Lets go to the camp, no time for funny buisness" Best line

[@terradriggers6706]

I have the exstream honer of being the first subscriber . Can we get him to at least 100 he earned it he keeps putting out content and has one sub, 👏👏👏 round of applause for my main man.

[@TheSpoofer]

Daniel pinned this! HE LIVES!

[@terradriggers6706]

@@TheSpoofer yesssss

[@terradriggers6706]

@Fishy Doodle ok?

[@terradriggers6706]

@Brick k

[@bufaloguerreiro7573]

Oh nice

[@tightlypackedcoil]

I'm actually getting some of the green colors back.

[@kershaw1450]

*dies*

[@Zoeyinterface]

OMFG DANIEL PLS KEEP DOING THIS TYPE OF VIDS THEY ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT BREATHE ITS SO DAMN GOOD

[@lennysmileyface]

Apparently in the zombie apocalypse you can't taste gasoline and spit it out.

[@talkhtw55]

+( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you make so much sense..

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

Yeah. Apparently in the zombie apocalypse (name any single thing that's unrealistic about dayz). What's your point? No game is 100% realistic, with mechanics for every single specific scenario.. What a weird thing to point out.

[@lennysmileyface]

@@frauleinhohenzollern Found the Redditor.

[@splizzex]

@@frauleinhohenzollernWhich subs do you moderate?

[@bitflip2]

Guys coming out of the woodwork 8 years later with the Leddit arguments simply ebin

[@derekrowe6890]

"yeah. vitamins are good."

[@camtasia1000]

This video has such an ominous vibe to it

[@rayneybug]

I'm so glad I found you. this is fantastic stuff. "my friend collapsed" "oh shit" hahaha so much concern

[@DarkAngelmai]

Keep it like this and you will soon reach 100,000 subscribers. Then 500,000 and so on. You really have talent man, it's not only about trolling I'm talking about the background music and all that. I think that I speak for all of us that we would like you to upload once a week because you are truly hilarious! Keep up the good work. And we also miss SL. Please click the upload button daniel.

[@michaelgilmore4267]

This comment aged terribly now he has none

[@davidordonez8857]

@@michaelgilmore4267 y

[@almicc]

"Please click the upload button daniel." This comment will never stop being relevant.

[@hallo-mt5tx]

i love that the reaction to being charged and attacked with a pickaxe is "im bleeding" hahaha

[@ks-us2rm]

You are the only KZbinr for whom I am switching on the notifications.

[@iamthespy9808]

I think finding this channel is the best thing of 2018, doubt anything can top it

[@6661funnyman]

These videos always seem to get better and better! Hahaha keep the uploads coming!!

[@Iukaz]

"I feel nauseous. Gotta consume some more vitamins" "ah yea vitamins" -dies a few seconds later

[@Valet55]

Just watched them all. You're an artist.

[@hidekiminato6207]

i just want to say you're a devious genius Daniel and your videos are awesome pls make more

[@Biestdrinker]

This is without doubt the best stuff on youtube. Love it!

[@JohnPablob]

I can only fucking dream of having the deadpan attitude and delivery this guy has. Words fail to express how good these videos are, and I watched every single one -twice-.

[@roguewasbanned4746]

“I’m actually getting some of the green colors back”

[@tevobobevo]

how does this fool not just laugh his ass off while doin this shit lmao

[@coldfyrre]

Please, more. This is already my new favorite channel.

[@kemita]

This game has changed a lot but Daniels remains the same.

[@bigkingcurd]

I have not laughed like this in so long man. Please continue to do this forever.

[@WINGUS]

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I love coming back to it

[@onewiseboi6008]

His tune of voice is just so calm these videos are freakin gold

[@JigsawCode36]

“I’m actually getting some of the green colors back” BLOOP

[@vjm3]

"Oh I have some water. Here drink this." "What's that? You're sick? Don't worry I'll help you." "No don't run. I'm helping. Stop running you're making things worst." "There now, just lay down and close your eyes. This was inevitable and you kinda deserve it, you know that right?" "There there. Sweet dreams young Russian."

[@Kastoruz]

Man you are a DayZ legend. Please make more videos! Your fans need you.

[@maximitus1]

-"You cloze me with diz zombie? BITCH! You know who I am? You know how I am?" -"No?"

[@nikojohnson5235]

Good god the title alone is enough to make me cry

[@jonasj6390]

Hands down some of the funniest shit I've seen. This dude needs to make more

[@okaycoolalright]

blackrobocop here, the one with the Swedish guy was the best. he just wouldn't stop talking for hours, it was amazing.

[@pershingpower9397]

a serial killer discovering his true passion. the one and only. GASMAN

[@Squidej7zg]

Around 1:27 when his car almost tips over you can hear a slight gasp, meaning this man actually dies have emotions!

[@itzchakparizat7531]

I died after he started j walking and said "lets go to the camp"

[@a_weave7599]

this where stimpee gets his ideas

[@westham118]

Just realised he stole so much

[@Pulkz]

I lost it when you hit him with the Bandage

[@Assimandeli]

The note should've read: "Don't trust Daniel". The last thing he would've read.

[@jordanisyourfriend]

'I...I am bleeding...thankyou' *Bandages with punch to the head

[@wobblesman4316]

1:40 This is when Walter White became Heisenburg

[@deadliestvice5356]

The famous Heisenburg.

[@spiritbx1337]

Ah dayz, where somehow gasoline tastes like water, but with a funny taste.

[@heimskr2881]

2:19 holy fuck I didn't expect that I cant stop laughing

[@jonathanjrgensen6774]

i cracked up when he just fucking punches him instead of applying the bandage haha

[@osho5996]

@2:31 Ah damn tree... Ah these damn trees... I keep tripping... LMAO

[@mokenetgumshoe1064]

These make me laugh so hard. I've missed you, Daniel

[@Ztealthy]

blue hat, jeans, and a simple t-shirt, and a dude yelling "Say my name" behind you. papa ethan confirmed

[@saultecumseh5237]

Perfect villain. "Yeah vitamins"

[@dlrapp]

That was some of the funniest shit i've seen man, got yourself a sub lmao

[@angryyoda6193]

"i feel light headed" *starts humbing the ground* 0:45

[@knicklicht7945]

that bandage punch XDD

[@dirtydollamusic6767]

The bandage thing just fucking kills me every dam time haha

[@cx4936]

This plays like something the police would receive from a serial killer.

[@naive5008]

Jonestown massacre: DayZ edition.

[@gustavodemira7416]

"I'm actually getting some of the green colors back." *collapses* "Oh nice."

[@Kanegane]

"I'm bleeding" *Pulls out bandage* "Thank you" *Slap him with the bandage*

[@gavin2049]

i love the way this youtuber speaks to people

[@punishedgwynie]

I like the idea of people being unable to distinguish between water and gasoline.

[@AirsoftDonny]

This is gold dust, I piss myself every time. You're the lord of the trolls.

[@metalmonster01]

This is some sick shit. Never laughed so hard. These videos are pure gold.

[@RealLucidity]

"I'm bleeding!" *Pulls out bandage* *Smacks in face with bandage*

[@payphones]

The soundtrack really added a nice tone.

[@SpecterSuits]

If it weren't for these types of games existing, Daniel would probably be a serial killer irl.

[@robertsnook7443]

“I’m actually getting the green colours back” *fucking dies”

[@squidfeet7278]

dude the timing of that punch was so well done lol

[@lordpompis]

dude you are a genius. i love these videos. keep it up!

[@PTCHNL]

Hahaah, I usually dont laugh at DayZ videos but this was exceptional. Great editing as well.

[@egodeth8428]

*holds out healing bandage* "oh thank you" *punches with healing bandage*

[@sidewinder554]

When you punched the dude in the face while holding the bandages, I fucking lost it.

[@Anbus]

totally lost it when he hit the face of the helmet guy with the bandages

[@CharleyGBrown]

"Oh there's a paper on the ground. What does it say?", "Kill me plOH FUCKl" BABABABABAMM hahaahahahahaha

[@zatsick140]

Every video is gold.

[@Terminalcore]

Punching him with the bandage was high comedy in it's purest form

[@colvinrosauer7942]

*Hits guy with pick axe* " I am bleeding " *Walks up slowly offering bandage* "thank you" *punches him in face with bandage* Fell out of my chair laughing, definitely subbing, looking forward to more of your videos!

[@tg7423]

omfg im dying from the start