Face to face with an American crocodile!

[@declanboyd7713]

"I don't want to scare him, when he sees it's me he's gonna take off" Man's just admitted to being the apex predator of the everglades

[@GamingChair420]

"they know not to fuck with me cause i showed them what happens when they do"

[@ExpandDong420]

​@@GamingChair420 "someone fucked around and found out, I'm not about to see if I'll do any better" - every living creature in the everglades

[@titanomachy2217]

Man may not be that strong or have sharp teeth and claws, but he is master of the beasts nonetheless.

[@king_pathik]

he is a florida man after all

[@DustyHoney]

I mean, we kinda are. I’ve never seen a crocodilian with a human-skin clutch.

[@GigaPalestine]

“Hey guys im in the american Everglade! Take a look at this tyrannosaurus rex!” “YOINK”

[@souliur594]

Underrated comment

[@Haburg]

Also called obese woman

[@StatikkEnigma]

​@@Haburgso funny wow 😐

[@Haburg]

@@StatikkEnigma too offensive in woke world*, how about horizontally challenged women?

[@StatikkEnigma]

@@Haburg sorry i dont speak gibberish, snowflake. not my fault your pathetic excuse for a "joke" was unoriginal and unfunny. get better jokes, you mentally challenged pack of horse crap.

[@emilygoodman6779]

"He doesn't know I'm here but when he sees me, he's gonna take off." Bro has a reputation in the Everglades 😂

[@newgamerboy7815]

Are you surprised? The animals there will probably pass on their fear of the big yoink to their kids.

[@imtired9395]

"OH FUCK ITS THE WEIRD HUMAN WHO GRABS US, I GOTTA GET OUT OF H-" *yoink* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@war_designer8763]

@@imtired9395”FREDERICK NOOO!”

[@Edits_of_all]

​@@war_designer8763EVERY LIZARD FOR THEMSELVS!!" *runs up a tree*

[@TheButterflyExpert]

That beetle is called a Live Oak Root Borer if you’re wondering 😊

[@claudiagaxiola7338]

Thanks I was looking for a comment like this

[@goodnamestaken]

Is it venomous bc it bit him

[@dumatrising2421]

​@goodnamestaken I'm not exactly sure which species of borer it is cause we can only see the front side, but rest assured it's definitely a beetle, and there are no beetles with a venomous bite. There are venomous beetles in the everglades, but they either spit the venom at you or secrete it on their body, and that bug is neither a blister beetle nor a bombardier beetle.

[@-le4qh]

​@@goodnamestakeninsects usually aren't venomous considering that they don't have fangs to inject venom into, centipedes don't count since they're technically ithropods

[@Southern_Crusader]

⁠@@-le4qhI didn’t know that actually, but now that I think about it it makes a lotta sense.

[@Joeleon2]

“He may look like he wants to kill me but that’s just his face.”

[@cosmicbonzo7559]

😂😂😂

[@Edman459]

I get that a lot

[@surferofthesynthwaves4710]

🐊

[@slappy8941]

He's got RMF - resting murder face. 😂😂😂

[@CorvusRemalius]

His face 👹

[@benireland3699]

I'm just worried bro is gonna stop uploading

[@jeffcrayton9596]

Oh he will eventually he's a little to brave lol

[@commanderdark9835]

“This adult crocodile ate my watch so today I’m prying its mouth open to retrieve it”

[@vegasrenie]

😂😂

[@keithfields1756]

😅

[@alonesomesoul2898]

I love this dude he prolly strapped tbh

[@thomasjefferson6334]

I love how he picked up the snake and identified it AFTER he was already holding it 😅😂

[@pmcruz1112]

Lmao and it's a snake that resembles the coral snake 😂

[@bravoyankee3248]

Exactly! 😄😄

[@dn7630]

“But I’m watching him first.” I’M DONE 😭

[@AverageInternetEnjoyer..]

Imagine you are a snake just chillin in the dark and this big ass alien with a miniature sun just rolls up and abducts you.

[@kingcosworth2643]

Maybe when people who have been abducted and they say there is a flash of light or a tractor beam, it's just an alien with a torch.

[@ILovePanta123]

@@kingcosworth2643 Why would an alien have a stick of fire? That seems more like something an old timey adventurer would use in a cave or tomb

[@ProphetLot]

I dont think they know what an alien or a sun is

[@valenten89]

@@ILovePanta123 people in the UK call flashlights torches. Its a strange thing but the dude is prob from the UK. Maybe australia

[@kaidyn3859]

@@SusanKay-did him dirty

[@anabsolnamednyx899]

I love how the gecko was more aggressive than the crocs

[@nathon1942]

Well he didn’t pick up the crocs…

[@PossumVibing]

Their bite is definitely worse than the beetle that’s for sure

[@michaels.5294]

​@@nathon1942😂 Nahhh bro u did him dirty

[@Ameszillas]

The gecko knew he was gonna get deported if he got caught, he lost his visa and was hiding.

[@danielm.595]

Kinda like Chihuahuas/Pinschers are more aggressive than bigger dogs, they know that they are small, so they need to be extra twitchy to try to intimidate predators (not that it works all that well)

[@Nico.di.Angelo128]

“Yo look at this giant cottonmouth!” * Proceeds to hit the snake * Truly a Florida Native o7

[@10000eyes]

"He may look like he wants to kill me but thats just his face" relatable.

[@darthmetallord]

That Croc has a great dentist

[@defaultdanxd589]

IKR where do you think his dentist is located i wanna go see him

[@berlymahn]

​@@defaultdanxd589 inside....the beast😢

[@darthmetallord]

@@berlymahn that one made me laugh pretty good thank you

[@defaultdanxd589]

@@berlymahn Damn.... how much you recon to go visit?

[@darthmetallord]

@@defaultdanxd589 an arm and a leg

[@Luisin88]

Croc: *Sigh* he's here again.

[@Kareemjr-vp8ne]

263 likes and no replies let me fix that

[@davidalexisENT]

😂😂😂 facts

[@ProphetLot]

Fr

[@jalen294]

I just know they been tired of bro

[@gauravverma8593]

Nahh they plotting

[@Im_a_human_too]

Bro took "go outside and touch grass" to a whole new level

[@evingrindle1929]

Cottonmouth: *can strike up to 1/2 their body length* Garrett: *boops it on the tail*

[@chillintabby]

"I honestly dont even know what this is" Me picking up pretty much any beetle

[@Nameplease12blacknobility]

We have those nettles in South Africa.. freaky as shit with their big as mandibles and they fly 💀

[@chillintabby]

@@Nameplease12blacknobility I've found a beetle like that up here in Ohio, never seen another one since though :(

[@cale1523]

I think they're called longhorn beetles because of the big eyes and antenna, I like to watch them because they're cool but they're always so mad at me

[@druidic4353]

​@@cale1523they're an aggressive species

[@curiousKuro16]

Fair. I think it's a long horn beetle. Invasive and bores into wood.

[@dwade3]

"I honestly don't even know what this is but it bit me off camera and it felt great" -Famous last words

[@guywholikes2startawar]

So this swamp puppy just ripped my whole arm off and it felt great

[@Diego-ch4zx]

​@@SusanKay-I think it's a clicking beetle

[@GlitchedRose]

For a second I almost thought you said it fell off I was going to put a lot of the skull emojis

[@A_Believer0235]

As a Floridian the fact he has the balls to touch a cotton mouth scares me and probably other Floridans as well😅

[@blackflash-mb1wp]

Ngl as a NYC person us NYC and Florida folks be fighting animals which is funny asf😂

[@fameasser123]

"Look at this cottonmouth." Proceed to grab the tail of a deadly snake lol.

[@Lemon-zw7cb]

"He may look like he wants to kill me, but that's just his face." -*famous last words*

[@spidyonurwall]

Whoooa a total real person. Also HES A CAM MAN. THEY NEVER DIE

[@kokujin5446]

Florida is literally heaven, so many free pets.

[@virginiarobbins7539]

And we have tree frogs 😂

[@FaterialL]

Seriously i love the animals down there compared to pnw

[@whitefalcon630]

Like a buffet

[@waynejohnson1786]

I was just thinking “I wish I lived in a place with so many cool invasive species”. 😂

[@AmazonRainforest715]

Government officials dont want you to know this but the ducks in the park are free. I have 243 of them.

[@wc0424]

"a gentle yoink"

[@R.G.808]

Bro walks through the freaking wilderness like it's a school cafeteria. Those Geckos look so cute tho.

[@florxlbouxxet713]

I check up on this guys occasionally to make sure he’s still here.

[@FighteroftheNightman]

Original comment. 10/10

[@craftyoctober]

I subscribed to make sure he's OK. And the yoinks

[@user-jo3st1xs1q]

@@FighteroftheNightmanikr it’s so overused.

[@Diehardsoap316]

​@@user-jo3st1xs1qBut It's true

[@nointimidation5234]

U mean to make sure the animals are still there

[@mattA5335]

No way bro just fucking grabbed the tail of a cottonmouth 😭

[@williamdavid9272]

Dude I’m sayin. If you’re alone and get bit it’s bad news lol

[@themanhimself3]

@@williamdavid9272 He's native Floridian. He has generations of antivenom at this point.

[@localtrashsalesman]

Bro is just a floridian

[@Boxman5]

Walking around gators is one thing, but fucking with a cottenmouth takes some balls.

[@TheSylveonSurfer]

MOST snakes don't want to bite you, because you're not prey. That's why it took a defensive posture rather than attacking him. It requires energy to expend and produce more venom that could otherwise be used on actual prey... or not ending up as prey for something else. That snake has a more strict engagement procedure than most cops.

[@CHESSKITCHEN]

“He may look like he wants to kill me, but that’s just his face” is a phenomenal phrase

[@misshavisham1287]

'He looks like he wants to kill me but that's just his face". Hahaha

[@anon-existentjellyfish8982]

I’m going to be really sad when this man of pure Florida inevitably gets eaten by a gator

[@metaleggman18]

He's not getting eaten, he's just attaining a higher level of oneness with nature 😅

[@SirKolass]

He's not getting eaten, for he is one with gator.

[@vegasrenie]

"Swamp puppy"!

[@michaelizquierdo6907]

Honestly the gators arent the problem, he keeps messing with Cottonmouths. Luckily there not aggressive, unless you mess with them.

[@TrySomeFentanyl]

Like 15 people have been killed by gators in the past 20 years. He will be okay.

[@heheheiamapokeymanmastahjo2250]

How tf the croc have a better dental plan than me

[@dovie2blue]

Everybody has a better dental plan than you

[@geeeckooo]

British?

[@Gvnosh2]

Natural diet

[@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945]

Thy got their own dentists. Birds that eat the plaque of their teeth.

[@BarrelRacing572.]

Really😂

[@jakeguillot6246]

“As soon as he sees its me he’s gonna take off.” This man has earned the title bane of the gators

[@Leoo_69]

"He may look like he wants to kill me but justs his face" 💀💀

[@voltic7133]

You wouldn't catch me in the Everglades during the day without boots and snake gaiters. This man is out there taking leisurely nighttime strolls barefoot. Hopefully he doesn't win the darwin award.

[@ExpandDong420]

Bold of you to assume he doesn't have 18 kids like most swampfolk

[@100GTAGUY]

Bro we literally have nothing better to do down in the everglades, you either become one with the wildlife or you go and shoot dope in the hood. I personally preferred to hang out with the critters.

[@PeptoAbismol]

@@100GTAGUY you either get mauled by a florida gator or mauled by a florida crackhead. lose-lose situation but i'd rather get mauled by the gator.

[@scubatablemallcop3804]

@@PeptoAbismol i feel like there is a balance that is enjoying nature without being barefoot and less than 5-10 feet from a gator big enough to kill a baby hippo.

[@hyg123]

Nah this is Florida man the crocs going to catch a Darwin Award if they fuck around

[@jairoruiz9709]

Those geckos are mean af

[@austinparry9238]

I have a tokay and he's just a dick😂 that mf is not a nice lizzy

[@Fentanyl_memes]

If you were just chilling trying to sleep and just got yoinked by a giant just so it can have a look at you you'd be acting pretty mean as well

[@kdevlogs5550]

tokays are notoriously pissy

[@jairoruiz9709]

@@kdevlogs5550 ik. I wanted one as a kid and when I learned they're assholes I was disappointed.

[@LizardFella2.0]

Very cute sounds however.

[@cursedcat1879]

jesus christ you're so damn fearless that i'm fearful

[@Barytyrannus]

I always thought American crocodiles were the coolest looking crocs, and this video does a great job showcasing that. They just look so primal.

[@bobcat4100]

As kids, we were told not to put our scent on wild creatures by handling them. So we never did, and now l think it was just mom stopping us from bringing home "pets" she didnt want in the house.😊😊😊

[@gosiboi]

My mother never told me that

[@ptek69]

My parents told me that too, but I ignored em entirely on that front 😂

[@thegreatllamatamer]

fr i'm thinking back to all the cool free pets i could have brought home

[@CrazyMonkays16]

birds sometimes stop caring for their chicks if a humans scent gets on them. If a chick from a tree don't touch it because the momma might not know it's hers.

[@woahtherebud01]

​@@CrazyMonkays16 thats actually an old wives tale, in fact, if you see a fallen baby bird you should ABSOLUTELY place it back in the nest (if possible) before something less kind comes along!

[@JohnssWorldClub]

"He might look like he wants to bite but that's just his face" lmfao 😂 Love them swamp puppies

[@-Fizzy_Pop-]

That “ when he sees *me* “ 💀

[@daisyruiz5655]

bro i swear people from florida are just built diffrent

[@GameN3rdz]

Built stupid

[@ArmednotTriggered]

We have to be. The environment molds us. 😉

[@mikejackson7881]

😂😂😂😂TRUE!

[@harboors]

Ong

[@potatosoup8019]

I am a special kind of breed, my mom is from ohio, and my dad is from florida and I was born here and florida

[@withersoul9151]

Fear was invented in 1960 But this guy was born in 1959 💀

[@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale]

Nah he's just the son of Florida Man

[@ryanhopson4365]

@@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertalej

[@N7GOTTI]

I come here once a week making sure there are new uploads.

[@xCaleb_]

“This little swamp puppy doesnt see me!” Yea but the one behind u does.

[@pietrocasablanca8500]

He is the definition of the type of guy that ends up in the news as "Florida man...."

[@WWSovereignOfDuskRei]

Trying too hard. One day it's going to bite him in the ass.

[@mikesoule1352]

Technically, he's the camera man, so he's immune to death! 🐊🐍🦎🐻🐲

[@scruffy5812]

Those bugs are relatively harmless, the males have even bigger jaws but they don’t hurt at all. The females actually might pierce skin with the shorter stronger jaws, maybe

[@noname-xo5mp]

Doesn't matter when they land on my porch at night it's go time

[@scruffy5812]

@@noname-xo5mp stomp away. There’s always more bugs

[@JoeyA1]

what bugs are they

[@raiinstraw9323]

still gonna freak out

[@amper-sand]

​@@JoeyA1 hardwood stump borer beetle most likely

[@teslatroopercc6824]

I like how snakes just either try to bite you when you pick them up or just accept the fact that they are being picked up.

[@LiamMorrison-lu6ss]

This dude has balls of titanium

[@yourdaddy2000]

The “Swamp Puppies” get me every time 😂

[@Ka-kai]

I call them kittehs, cuz when they're fed, they'll lay on the lawn with you and catch rays.

[@benjamingoldie9117]

I love how you’re so casual about walking around barefooted when there’s venomous snakes and alligators seemingly everywhere

[@QBig1234]

*grabs a random snake in the bushes with a bare hand* "Let's see what it is..."

[@eddericddickerson]

Barefoot in the swamp with gators while looking to for snakes.... Everyday this dude lives is a miracle.

[@Xbox360_was_the_best_console]

Bro the corn snake just said “Oh it’s you wassup.”

[@garfield_is_so_cool]

Bare foot just like a true Floridian

[@johndoe9200]

i dont think he actually walks around barefoot, i think he just takes them off for the video and then puts them back on so he doesnt get parasites

[@windtalker4191]

@@johndoe9200 In some videos, he walks in shallow waters. If he was in boots, the gators would hear the splash more easily.

[@juanthegodlyhorse6647]

my friends telling someone about me: “He may look like he wants to kill me but that’s just his face.”

[@x.KiwiiCreationZ.x]

Bro took "im invincible" to far😂

[@cadenz7719]

Bro literally said. That’s a red, yellow, and black snake let’s see if its a coral or a scarlet by catching it. ☠️💀

[@owenblount7334]

No yellow it doesn’t have neurotoxin

[@cadenz7719]

@@owenblount7334 best pray he isn’t slightly color blind 💀.

[@wereprofessionals9521]

@@owenblount7334 Glados: Dangit.

[@failtolawl]

For stripe patterns, Red on black friend of jack, red on yellow kills a fellow.

[@SalientPrime]

Red and yellow kill a fellow. Red and black a friend of Jack.

[@zibeychannel3288]

As if the crocodile wasn’t enough, man said “I’ll give you your space, I’m still looking for pythons”😂

[@Thirteenwindows]

Bro owns the swamps 😂

[@BrittnanyBart]

That first croc looked SO derpy

[@UncleSlimJimmy]

Most people are scared of wildlife. This man is straight up in love with it.

[@RifleEyez]

Legit a different breed. I'd see one of these things like 10m away...in the daytime...with shoes...and I would vacate the area immediately. The Gators aren't even the worse thing, it's the smaller things that get me tbh. I'm not entirely sure how much money you could pay me to get me to spend a night there with no shoes, and this guy does it for fun.

[@DaWhiteWolffie]

In Florida, wildlife afraid of MAN.

[@mariejosebianchi6108]

really he is only there to promote himself and kill living creatures he's stupid enough to believe that they are invasive...stupid brainwashed human...terrorizing and domineering...time for us to realize one life is not more important than another... .

[@abigailseals8950]

"Yoink" I love how fearless you are. I'd be screaming and end up dead

[@benjaminlewis4510]

I love how he just booped a highly venomous snake that could be fatal to a human

[@Itshim_bryce]

That crocodile looked like it brushed his teeth before eating 💀💀💀

[@DonatellaRivera-wj2hd]

As a Floridian I can agree this is what we do everyday

[@Ratty69]

Also, as a Floridian, I can 100% confirm this is what we do exactly every single day 6 AM in the morning😂

[@bc1184]

As an Idahoan, I am shooketh to my core for all of you.. all we have his mountain lions, bears, diamond backs and rogue 4 legged animals like elk, deer and other weird land lovers that we know how to tame.. I would be lost in FL 💯

[@bevinjayawardena2016]

Also a Floridian, this is what I also do, after high school and during the weekends. Just casually catching baby gators, rattlesnakes, frogs and other snakes and lizard. And then we release em'.

[@Ratty69]

As a Floridian, this is💯what we do in our free time.

[@grekygrek]

The fact you call em swamp puppies is just "chef's kiss"

[@NotMorganFreeman.]

That crocodile was so perfect that it looked like a special effects puppet.

[@scorp8576]

The way he calls alligators swamp puppies, and crocodiles by their respective name. It tells you a lot about the big difference between them.

[@LeanedBackBry]

That croc is insane. Way more intimidating than a gator

[@hughjazz2408]

No way there’s crocodiles in florida. How do they never catch them on swamp people lol

[@LeanedBackBry]

@@hughjazz2408 pretty sure that in the Louisiana bayou

[@gtc239]

​@@hughjazz2408 Have you heard of American crocodile? Look up their distribution.

[@hughjazz2408]

@@gtc239 yah southern florida, wild. Can’t believe there’s not more stuff about em documentary wise

[@Streetlight37]

Walking around in the everglades, at night, barefoot. I'm surprised he navigate the swamp so well with those massive balls

[@surbonkey]

the bravery of this man made me hope he will live to the next day

[@Quito5888]

This is the main reason why aliens don't visit earth

[@Goat-lh1bp]

This is the bravest/chillest man in existence.

[@jayzplayzgamez1674]

Bro took “the cameraman never dies” to a whole other level 🗿🍷

[@NightShogun_IX]

The plot armor on this one is insane

[@esmi0136]

That first shot of the American croc redacted a year off of my life.

[@Maarten-Nauta]

"Lets see what it is" bahahaha bro just picked up a snake before identifying it 💀

[@owenblount7334]

No yellow means it’s at least not the neurotoxin kind

[@milesbolton8515]

Every once and awhile I like to check on this guy to make sure he is still breathing

[@Instabwillity]

I love how most of the snakes freak out when you pick them up but then they just kinda relax and sniff the air.

[@tedadams1324]

But, that's just his face!!!! I loved that! hehe

[@lukadoncic249]

If the “hehe, I’m in danger” meme was a person

[@michaeltaylor4271]

“He looks like he wants to kill me, but that’s just his face.” I don’t think I’ve ever herd a more accurate description of my ex wife before today..

[@GHOST_EDITZ141]

Lmao💀

[@NightmareAftonYT]

😂😂 Nah bro I'm dead.

[@M16_Akula-III]

Your ex-wife now is a male..?

[@EJSchreck]

“Resting Crocodile Face”😂

[@Alexander.shorts2169]

My toes curled when you started walking barefoot in the water

[@samiamrg7]

That first croc had an absolutely crazy look in it’s eye.

[@sippington2081]

Looking just like Feraligator from Pokémon 😂😂😂

[@krissylavin266]

“I wonder what this is?” Proceeds to reach out and grab it

[@bambamdiaz7477]

“He doesn’t see yet” 🐊: “mmmhhhmmmm”

[@LilithTheLemon]

Crocs/gators: 🙂😐 Gecko: AAÆAAAÀHHHHHhH

[@idiotically-everything]

I love corn snakes too! They make great pets, when they're not kidnapped from the wild.

[@shawn7779]

And where do you think the pet corn snakes came from?…

[@idiotically-everything]

@@shawn7779 From generations of captive bred snakes whose ancestors were wild caught. There's no way my snake is from the wild. One, I know the breeder, two transporting a hatchling corn snake from fucking Florida to Finland would be a pain in the ass

[@shawn7779]

@@idiotically-everything “whose ancestors were wild” thank you. Lmao

[@doctorcrew2388]

Bro just casually picked up a coral snake lookalike without knowing what it is

[@W00FST4R11]

Red to yellow, kill a fellow, red to black, venom lack. There are other variants of the saying, but that's the one I know.

[@doctorcrew2388]

@@W00FST4R11 not all lookalikes follow that rule

[@W00FST4R11]

Huh

[@W00FST4R11]

It apparently only applies to snakes in the us

[@doctorcrew2388]

@@W00FST4R11 AND it’s the everglades… random reptiles just are there

[@TeebenCat]

“He may look like he wants to kill me but that’s just his face” Now that’s a quote

[@cogsthefrogs3675]

That first swamp puppy was on something strong😂

[@paulmoore9626]

Be cool if you did some longer vids. This content is really cool. We don't have most of these species way up here in Connecticut

[@williamdavid9272]

Suppp fellow CT guy 🍻

[@Reality_TV]

If this guy ever stops posting, we're going to have to send in Sheriff Grady to find this guy!

[@mariejosebianchi6108]

why bother he's just another invasive creature...they were born to be tortured and killed yes@???

[@mariusmelerski5136]

"He may look like he's trying to kill me but that's just his face" Had me

[@Brycen_D._fab]

Dang bro too lucky to risk hes life a hundred times

[@burgbass]

Those tokays are probably a bigger threat than the crocs and gators ngl

[@anthunnad5570]

The American Crocs are beautiful

[@tyranttensai]

“ He may look like he wants to kill me but that’s just his face “ Dumbledore said calmly

[@maidenlord6663]

I think we got some of the most beautifulest crocodiles in the world

[@2faced-]

This mf got his dogs out doin this shit 😭