The man went thru his entire closet for one skit, got to appreciate the effort, well done
@MrTechnicks10 ай бұрын
The "show me your butthole" and pole hub combo was hilarious
@janeblogs32410 ай бұрын
And such a nice guy to lend out all his clothes to all those buyers
@Petra99910 ай бұрын
Facts
@Ride4Laughs9 ай бұрын
I agree...well done!!
@BeagleBob-zw7wg8 ай бұрын
He was killing time waiting for someone to buy the drill
@CarsTechWood10 ай бұрын
So true. I’ve lost faith in humanity selling stuff on marketplace. I’ve given a guy a $50 discount on my iPhone just for messaging me in complete sentences. It was nice.
@brandonmiller71229 ай бұрын
I have done the same thing ha. If someone with a brain cell responds, they get bonus stuff added instantly. Most of my responses do not include one single period in the entire paragraph.
@nomusicrc9 ай бұрын
I love you
@thebabscat9 ай бұрын
Seriously, I give people money back that show up and don't low ball me.
@VioletJoy9 ай бұрын
😂
@codygordon599 ай бұрын
If it's not free it's too expensive
@OG-SoaringFalcon9 ай бұрын
You missed the guy that comes at the end with $25 in hand, drops the money takes the drill and says absolutely nothing! My favorite Marketplace customer!
@brutalbasspro9 ай бұрын
Only had one of these, dude showed up exactly when he said he would. Paid me and carted off the car parts no issues it was crazy. Now have a guy wanting to try on wheels that came off the same make and model car he has.
@keithsj109 ай бұрын
I've had that happen back in the good old early days of Craigslist before it became a swamp. Older white guys that showed up just handed me the money, took the item and left. Best customers ever. Haven't seen one like that in over a decade now...
@aaroncarr-mackay24579 ай бұрын
Get a lot of weird ones like I send you money order if you send me drill.
@OG-SoaringFalcon9 ай бұрын
Just got one today!!! Guy calls 10 minutes after I placed the ad, shows up 30 minutes later on time at the meeting location, looks at the phone I had for sale, hands me the cash and leaves! I am still not sure it was real, but the cash is still in my wallet!!! 😄
@ekiM2K9 ай бұрын
@@OG-SoaringFalconI'd ask you if you sold me my phone today but you posted that 10 hours ago lol
@Aerondighteternal5 ай бұрын
You don’t know hell until you’ve listed a car on marketplace
@Daniel-vs7qm2 ай бұрын
Friggin tell me about it! Or an atv 😅
@thedbcooperforum2 ай бұрын
Is it still available
@mmaviator222 ай бұрын
What gets me are the idiots who list a car, you contact them, they say it's available, I say alright cool that price works for me where can we meet and it's fuckin radio silence.
@joshuahill1246Ай бұрын
@@mmaviator22 I had the opposite as the seller. Messaged with a guy for a couple hours about my truck. I agreed to his offer and asked when he wanted to meet up. Never heard from him again
@1sinister80Ай бұрын
💯 Yes, I'm living this hell as I type.
@noneofyourbusiness40217 ай бұрын
I joined facebook to try and sell a few items. I lasted about 3 weeks and encountered almost every scenario in this video. I don’t do it anymore. My wife has more patience for this silliness. Well done!
@mannymarredo899210 ай бұрын
Don't forget about the part where they beg you to lower the price, so you finally do and they never show up anyway...
@DugrozReports9 ай бұрын
Oh my word, yes! The worst was one several years ago, my wife and I were selling a table. Lady contacts us, asks several questions. Says she wants to buy it, we negotiate over the price, reach an agreement. Agrees to meet at a specific place & specific time. I pack up the table, which barely fits in the back of our car, drive to the place, wait there 45 minutes. She gave me her cell phone so I texted her; got replies the previous day, but on the day I show up she is completely nonresponsive ghosting me 100% and ignores every single message. My final message to her was something like “thanks for wasting my time“ 🙄 Never apologized.
@mikeboy3378 ай бұрын
yup "okay, I'll be there tomorrow" - 3 weeks later. idiots lmao
@elly21547 ай бұрын
omg trueeeeeee
@piccalillipit92117 ай бұрын
YEP
@ravengale7 ай бұрын
I was GIVING AWAY banana trees that my husband had dug up. I went out back and dragged 5 or so giant, wet trees to my front yard so this neckbeard could take them. Well I gave him my address before I did that and missed his messages asking for directions. Dude. GPS. So he said he’d come back later and of course never did. Someone else came and got em. I never heard from this guy again.
@brianmulcahey18439 ай бұрын
This made my morning. A guy on FB marketplace literally messaged me before 8am to tell me how overpriced my item was and wished me the best. So I sent him the link to this video. 😂
@samueldavis58957 ай бұрын
A link to another video of complete and utter junk being sold for overprice. The drill in reality isn’t worth $10.
@YouWinAFREEiPOD7 ай бұрын
@@samueldavis5895...Wait is this a joke or a bewilderingly combative take on a comedy sketch?
@Trigger2002847 ай бұрын
@@samueldavis5895seems like you are what people in the biz refer to as a low baller. If you can get it for cheaper, then why aren’t you there getting it? It’s so draining having to listen to the logic of an idiot…
@thrillerdill7 ай бұрын
@@samueldavis5895Tbh if you already have all that old 18v Dewalt stuff, $25 for an extra drill and batt isn’t a terrible deal. Plus on marketplace you could probably get them down to $15 if you actually send an offer and don’t just ask if it’s still available. Or if you have all those batteries already and your drill died, $15/$25 beats buying a brand new one with different batts for $140+ My dad has one of those older Dewalt drills still and the motor in it still works awesome. So I don’t know where you’re buying your power tools for smoking deals but hook me up I guess if $25 is a lot for a drill.
@Tamshobby7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robbarber725310 ай бұрын
Don't forget the guy who agrees to the price and shows up 10$ short
@DeAthWaGer10 ай бұрын
While drinking a large Slurpee and smoking a fresh pack of cigs. They literally go to a convenience store ATM, take out the exact amount, then spend some AT the store.
@robbarber725310 ай бұрын
@@DeAthWaGer Exactly
@RedPillSurvival8 ай бұрын
Or gives you money so damaged that even the bank won't take it.
@HawkGTboy8 ай бұрын
I’ve had that happen with motorcycles. I’m selling it for $2800 and dude showed up with $2500. He didn’t think I’d say no, but I did!.
@robbarber72538 ай бұрын
@@HawkGTboy Haha nice you should tell him now the price is $3000 for you 😂
@davidjpeacock7 ай бұрын
Real experience. I have straight up tossed stuff in the garbage after experiences like this. Can't even get common courtesy out of most marketplace folks. And the depiction of the $7 guy was so frickin' bang on! Except for me they wouldn't even write "$7" they would simply save themselves the typing and write "7".
@ravengale7 ай бұрын
Omfg I did the same thing except I just donated it to goodwill. I’m not gonna drive all over hell for a $5 item. Goodwill can have it.
@davidjpeacock7 ай бұрын
@@ravengale that too! 😊👍
@randombird32646 ай бұрын
Me asking $2,000 for this car Buyer: 200 Me: That is 90% less than my asking price, no Buyer: 300 cash today
@MrPicklesAndTea5 ай бұрын
@@randombird3264 You drive a hard bargain, $315 cash, and a CZ pendant I bought that turned out to be glass instead of CZ.
@joelonzello41894 ай бұрын
I'm breaking stuff up for the Dumpster. Many of these potential buyers are total airheads, Lowballers , bored women " shopping online " to kill time. That includes side hustling "estate sale" women. There's too many of them. Online Auction a Disaster. Mother's Jewelry Stolen.
@DJStKittz5 ай бұрын
This is CLASSIC. I love to see that no matter where you live, this is the nonsense you deal with on Facebook Marketplace. This is pretty much the exact reason why I refuse to sell on marketplace. The "Is this available" with no response afterwards are the worst messages. And the "can you deliver it"
@greatalaska642910 ай бұрын
" I hate that drill, and I hate you for havin it!" lmao for real real
@madhatter-189110 ай бұрын
😂
@CrabSpirits10 ай бұрын
Missed the guy that says he will take it. He takes one step towards him and disappears.
@tw84649 ай бұрын
There are people like this. Crazy
@erict37288 ай бұрын
Yes, I've had my life threatened and my wife threatened because I wouldn't accept $50 for a car
@Carl_McMelvin8 ай бұрын
@@WhiteG60do facts hurt you? Cry more, NPC.
@andrewday779910 ай бұрын
The dying grandma story was so accurate lol
@jimmic60637 ай бұрын
My wife is so weak when those guys wanns buy our stuff 😂 but im not.. I really dint care if hes grandmother is acually dying cause if she is dying and the only thing he can think of is buying a drill then she does not matter to him 😂
@whitecloudmountainminnowpr63537 ай бұрын
TBF. The elderly to tend to get sick and die
@grisslebear7 ай бұрын
@@whitecloudmountainminnowpr6353 To date the planetary mortality rate is 100%, as far as we know.
@Acid_Viking7 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, the US healthcare system suffers from an endemic shortage of reliable bone marrow drills, and regulations prevent hospitals from sourcing them from Home Depot. It's the same story with chiropractic wrench sets and dermatological belt sanders.
@GaryInHell7 ай бұрын
Some people will do and say anything to get a deal but if someone is generally excited and seems like a good person and offering a fair offer I will look out for them cuz I know what’s it’s like to really want something and not be able to afford it
@user-bh6un9cz5f10 ай бұрын
I hate those always just asking " is the item still available" and never hear from them again...
@gregsonnenberg39610 ай бұрын
I do that 😂 to the people who put I will not respond to "is it still available?" LOL
@MarshallPatrick10 ай бұрын
Hahaha I’m that guy 😂😂😂
@MarshallPatrick10 ай бұрын
Every damn time!
@achronos999able10 ай бұрын
Ask "is it still available" and when they say yes, hit em with the follow up "not surprised".
@user-bh6un9cz5f10 ай бұрын
@@achronos999able or ask why are you selling this
@gooddeed266 ай бұрын
Man that grandson is such a great guy, trying to save his grandma. It can’t be a scam because he said for real.
@americanfirst9134 ай бұрын
And he said it 27 times. So it’s definitely got to be “for real”
@expensivefreedom7 ай бұрын
One of my favorite moves on marketplace is to find something I need at a fair price close enough that I can pick it up. Then my opening message to the seller is “I’d like to pick this up between 6:30 and 7:00 this evening if that works for you.” They can then tell me someone else is already coming to get it, agree to the pickup time, or whatever.. The point is I get something I want at a fair price and no hassle for either of us. Marketplace is awesome for buyers.
@kytepc86325 ай бұрын
Yes this is how I buy on a real positive note first if all I would not be looking at stuff overpriced I contact on the deal I want so should others
@adriennefriend9 ай бұрын
Your ability to do such a wide and nuanced range of North Georgia Southern accents with matching posture and facial expressions is truly impressive. Truly feels like I'm at a family reunion listening to these "guys".
@joshcarter-com7 ай бұрын
Haha I never realized there was a “north Georgia southern accent” until just now. You’re absolutely right. I used to live in North Carolina and the accent is different there. And I have to wonder if Marshall read your comment and thought, “what accent?”
@ri3m4nn7 ай бұрын
Yep, Dahlonega here
@user-gj1me4mf5c7 ай бұрын
I thought he was in Alabama because of several Bama hats. Guess he attended Bama instead of UGA.
@El_Chompo7 ай бұрын
his character acting is so good. I love the look of disappointment when one of the "buyers" didn't like what he heard. he really gets into character, soo funny.
@heymoe11799 ай бұрын
That is so spot on. I sold stuff (downsized) on FB marketplace...and the people I was contacted by, negotiated with, meet and was stood up by made me question humanity.
@TheEnd-eg6wq7 ай бұрын
You have to be smart enough to know half the correspondents you received were scammers.
@kellidinit37256 ай бұрын
I stopped with marketplace. Went to Mercari, still get idiots. Not as many, but they are everywhere. 😂😂
@wolfeadventures10 ай бұрын
The other one I get is “ send me your phone number I want to ask you a few questions”. No. I’m not having a conversation about a $10 screwdriver.
@bennyboyy710 ай бұрын
Right and youre already texting me. Made that mistake before
@timlong146210 ай бұрын
Lmao a conversation! So true man
@nomusicrc9 ай бұрын
That's how you know it's a scam when they want your true phone number I just watched a video on it
@dfarmer_9 ай бұрын
$10 screwdriver?!? I'll give you a dollar. Oh, I don't have a car so can you deliver?
@harmony23699 ай бұрын
What screw driver are you selling for $10 without a conversation LMAO
@roanlagos7 ай бұрын
Absolutely nailed it! This is true for Australians too! I hate selling stuff on marketplace now. In Aus the “I just want it because it’s free” crowd (who then stuff you around endlessly) got so bad I now put token $2 amounts on stuff I give away. If people turn up on time and have good comms they get it for free.. Weeds out so many “is this available?” With nil response message time wasters.
@emilyarmy72156 ай бұрын
Omg this is hilarious, and totally SPOT ON! Especially the part where, even after he gives in & says it's FREE, people STILL WANT MORE! "Deliver it", "Throw in a charger" This is why I also can't stand selling & instead just goodwill everything: dealing with endless greed & entitlement just depresses me too much.
@daniellehutchison358510 ай бұрын
"can you hold that until November 23?" I'm on the floor dying
@sharpshooter31759 ай бұрын
That's my birthday 🎉😂
@nomusicrc9 ай бұрын
@@sharpshooter3175Happy birthday
@sharpshooter31759 ай бұрын
aye thank you@@nomusicrc
@rickma63639 ай бұрын
I'm watching this on November 18th, I'm hoping that drill is still available for that guy.
@panicmosem59697 ай бұрын
While crack scratchin!!
@davidrichardson674910 ай бұрын
Once had somebody want us to drive 15 miles to drop off a pair of baby shoes we were selling for 3 dollars because they didn’t have a car. And of course they had an attitude when the wife told them no. The stupidity and arrogance makes me tempted to just throw stuff away instead of selling it.
@francisrangers616310 ай бұрын
I once had someone ask if I'd drive 45 minutes one way to deliver a free desk and got angry when I told them I'd deliver for $200. I said I was very busy, my time is very valuable to me, and gas for my mid-sized SUV large enough to move said desk is very expensive. The person went into an all-out downward spiral, saying, "A doctor fresh out of surgery wouldn't take $200 for delivery." I said, "You're probably right. A doctor fresh out of surgery would pay a disposal company to take the desk to the dump." Hahaha
@kylemcweeny87810 ай бұрын
@@francisrangers6163200 is excessive though
@craig863810 ай бұрын
Real craigslist, Facebook, Nextdoor interactions would be golden on video. People are crazy.
@jakehayes99459 ай бұрын
Or donate to Salvation Army or something where it will actually be put to good use
@jbranche80249 ай бұрын
Been through all this in South Florida. Even had almost new item for stupid cheap, and they wanted Delivery. NOPE, Goodwill, and receipt with actual used value for Taxes.
@luco14178 ай бұрын
I'm one of the folks that asks if it's still available, but it's because no one around here EVER deletes their ad once the item is sold.
@aircastles10135 ай бұрын
Same here. Drives me crazy.
@b.minister5 ай бұрын
But…everytime some asks me if it’s still available and I say “yes”, there is no response; no follow-up. Are you just curious if it sold yet? Are you doing research?
@shivin19625 ай бұрын
Do humanity a favor and follow up with something else besides and auto generated "is it still available?" Because God knows as a seller 99% of those people just ghost
@luco14175 ай бұрын
@@b.minister I can't say for the other potential buyers but I don't ask if an item is still available unless I intend to buy it @shivin1962 and as a seller I also get where you're coming from. I've had numerous people ask if the item is still available, then never hear back again after I reply.
@Dr.HUGENSTEIN5 ай бұрын
iS iT sTiLL aVaiLaBLe???
@nannesoar5 ай бұрын
0:06 In 2002 my dad told me I needed to sell my toys & this is the EXACT way i tried to do it
@RJ-Phoenix7 ай бұрын
Man! This is spot on! I tried selling my guitar for $30. Guy made me an offer for $15, that I accepted (I really needed the money). He then expected me to drive more than 50 miles to deliver it to him. After that incident I deleted Facebook, I think begging for the $30 would have been easier! 😂
@jimclark113110 ай бұрын
Yep, that is EXACTLY what listing stuff on marketplace is like. Well done, this is funny as hell.
@cpruns45018 ай бұрын
This is absolute gold right here!! This right here is actually why I don't, never have, and never will sell anything privately. I would rather donate anything I don't want to the good will and move on with my life. I was once donating a bunch of stuff to good will and a guy walking buy asked how much for the chairs and table. I said "Well they are not for sale, I'm just donating them". He then said he wanted to take them (if they are free) and I said sure but he has to talk them that moment as my friend with his truck is only available today. So if this guy bails on me I'm stuck with this crap. This guy went on this crazy sob story about how he is broke and this table and chairs is exactly what he needs for his family etc. etc. He PROMISED he would be back to tomorrow to get them. How could I say no? You guessed it he never showed up and I had to sit on them for another few months. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I feel a lot better now:)
@flat-earther7 ай бұрын
wow I'm sorry to hear that frustrating experience. BTW spruns, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
@Oblithian7 ай бұрын
Kijiji was better but everyone uses Facebook now.
@James-dv1df7 ай бұрын
I have found time wasters all come out for the freebies. Charge small amount and they disappear
@JD-wn3cc7 ай бұрын
@flat-earther you're absolutely tragic mate. You're literally a human bot. Going round putting these personalised spam comments on people's posts. Like anyone is that crazy to join your bunch of fool hat wearers
@crIms0ngen7 ай бұрын
@@flat-earther Well that was quite a segue into insanity. Yikes.
@trinsit9 ай бұрын
This isn't just Facebook market place. I work at a department store at the mall. This is just humanity.
@jayjaybrown324 ай бұрын
This was absolutely hilarious. I sell stuff everyday on marketplace. Man I could write a book about how crazy situations have turned out sometimes. Don't forget the ones who show up a dollar or 2 short.
@SD-jl3ut7 ай бұрын
Wow! That’s exactly why I don’t sell anything on FB marketplace. Great job!!! This skit was perfect.
@johnnyrayh585810 ай бұрын
It’s always weird to me how many people ask you tons of questions about what your selling. Ask to drop the price, and tell you they’re going to come pick it up and you never hear from them again.
@deirdresheridan82239 ай бұрын
I know, right? What is that?
@harmony23699 ай бұрын
@@deirdresheridan8223 Finding a cheaper price after talking to you
@MushookieMan8 ай бұрын
Because they found it cheaper elsewhere
@TheCaitling8 ай бұрын
I sell stuff on ebay and there is a well known rule: if they're asking questions, they're not buying. And it's about 95% true. It's so true that I've actually blocked people just for asking questions if their message is something that can be answered if they actually read the listing and / or if the question was an incomplete sentence with no punctuation such as "true to size" or "15 dollars".
@TheCaitling8 ай бұрын
I also think this is just the thrill of the hunt. Like the quick dopamine hit you get from searching for and buying the perfect pair of jeans but like two hours later you're at baseline and it's onto the next thing. I think they're excited to ask and act like they're going to come get it but once they have to get off their butt and hand over the cash, they ghost.
@emmamccoy838110 ай бұрын
NOW I understand why people say "If you see it it's still available" 😆
@MarshallPatrick10 ай бұрын
Haha for real!
@mcmc7765810 ай бұрын
I've gotten my wording down pretty fierce for FBMP to keep the weirdos away! I love your videos/comedy!!
@CrabSpirits10 ай бұрын
It's because some imbecile at Facebook put a "Is this still available" button right there for you to click on accidentally or for no reason at all.
@bennyboyy710 ай бұрын
I think people click it by accident sometimes, I have but only once. I usually say hi, and ask about it though rather than ask one of the more obvious questions. If it's not available they either won't answer or they'll say it's not available so that's literally wasting time asking if it's available
@grindersandgears344510 ай бұрын
@@bennyboyy7 Can confirm, have also done that by accident on touchscreen when just trying to browse, it's way too easy to do.
@partee198610 ай бұрын
He doesn’t miss. I’ve been through this a thousand times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MarshallPatrick10 ай бұрын
Every single time!!!
@captainchar1sma10 ай бұрын
I love when the dudes who try sob stories to get it for free. They fake everything from Leukemia to stolen Valor.
@andresjauregui712610 ай бұрын
Travis kiss me
@GMbowtie3509 ай бұрын
@@MarshallPatrickAs someone who lives in Northwest Georgia outside Chattanooga you couldn’t have hit it more on the head.
@OzymandiasWasRight5 ай бұрын
I inherited my mom's house and ive had to liquidate everything inside of it before selling. I really needed this video. Its comforting to know im not alone, ive been dealing with everything in this video for 3 months now.
@drakesavory20195 ай бұрын
You forgot the "I'll give your $10." "No. It's $25." "You're not really serious about selling it."
@JPLong10 ай бұрын
ive watched this 3 times now to laugh out my PTSD from selling stuff on FB. Whats sad is every one of his interactions takes place for each thing you sell.
@Jin-Ro9 ай бұрын
I bought a Jerry can off MP, went to pick it up and it had a big rusted out hole in the bottom. He seemed completely unfazed that he was selling a rusted out jerry can. These people get to vote.
@Stahe8 ай бұрын
Voting doesn’t matter. Politics is a rich man’s game that’s sold to the highest bidder. Voting is just a way to let the sheeple feel like they have importance.
@joshualucas18218 ай бұрын
@Stahe I was going to change your mind, but it's probably best you don't vote anyway.
@Kerithanos8 ай бұрын
@@aFishNamedPete Well, what ARE you talking about, then? Because that's all the change we would get from direct election of the President - Hillary Clinton in the White House. Unless you're still worked up about Benjamin Harrison beating Grover Cleveland? Our democracy is a disgusting facade, to be sure, but that's primarily due to the fact that most of the population can be manipulated effortlessly by the vast propaganda machines that control the press, Hollywood, etc, etc. It has nothing to do with the electoral congress. All the electoral congress does is, in theory and on rare occasion, give the less populated states a fighting chance against the sprawling maggot farms that constitute our big cities these days.
@Morberis8 ай бұрын
@@Kerithanos Fyi guys this guy outed himself as a Nazi in other comments. Also a StormFront member.
@cd39497 ай бұрын
@@aFishNamedPete Democracy is the worst form of government ever conceived. Your argument is invalid.
@316Autos10 ай бұрын
Spot on. Just went through this crap. I did have a freaking miracle happen though, guy messaged me, didn't ask stupid ass questions that I already answered in the ad, showed up on time, and didn't even negotiate.
@deaj845010 ай бұрын
That's me every time I buy anything used. I don't understand how it's apparently so difficult for so many people.
@wingabouts9 ай бұрын
A rare jewel...
@sjsomething49369 ай бұрын
@@deaj8450 same. If I’m not willing to pay the price, I move onto another listing. If I really felt it was overpriced perhaps I might politely ask, but so far I’ve never done that. Most stuff is priced pretty low as it is.
@jp-gy3vh5 ай бұрын
That’s me as well lol. I don’t see the point squabbling over something that’s already discounted
@kytepc86325 ай бұрын
I really like it when they bring a friend, the friend rides the mower and the buyer makes the deal we shake the friend gets off the mower they talk and the buyer comes back and say sorry we are going to get a smaller mower. I no longer deal with friends
@cyberpunk.3867 ай бұрын
"Anyway you could hold that until November 23rd?" 😂 But…you forgot the part where people confirm they’ll pick it up and then never turn up, and that happening 5 times in a row.
@user-vb8se6gg2y7 ай бұрын
Yep. I got so fed up the last time I tried to sell stuff locally, I took down the listings and donated it.
@OrionsAnvil10 ай бұрын
Pretty dang funny. You left out the part where the listing says "if it's listed it's still available, if you ask if it's still available I'll put a curse on you and your family." Then you send them a message telling them you're interested and they say "Oh it's not available." then you check it a few days later and it's still listed.
@dinklebob16 ай бұрын
THIS RIGHT HERE. This is why people ask. This shows the annoyance of being asked, but the number of times I've tried to buy something and "oops I already sold it lol" is off the charts
@PurpleRose87255 ай бұрын
Yesssssss Precisely why I ask.
@user-ny9po2lm1x10 ай бұрын
This is exactly what I experience every single time I try to sell anything on marketplace or Craigslist or whatever. I usually just get fed up and either keep it or give it to the thrift store. It’s like people expect you to deliver it to them and also pay them to take it off your hands!
@Myshkal10 ай бұрын
“What good is a drill without a charger?! You’re trying to rip me off!” *Me in the power tools section at Home Depot*
@marcellkovacs54526 ай бұрын
It’s a problem the first time you buy a tool, but if you have more than one (which is the case for professionals), you’re better off only having to pay for one charger and a couple of batteries that you can share between the tools.
@ronellingson70566 ай бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better than that. The time wasted dealing with idiots on marketplace, I will never get back 😂
@Simoss137 ай бұрын
You forgot the person who asks, "Hey are you selling hammers and saws" "Nope, just the drill that is advertised"
@andrewgarratt51919 ай бұрын
😏 once!, I used their service ONCE!, I was selling an Antique Carpenters chest full of tools. The amount of dumb ass questions I got was astounding. Luckily it sold in 2 days…. I wouldn’t have been able to deal with a 3rd day of: “Do you have any machinists tools?” “Could I just buy a chisel?” “Are any of these good for bookbinding?” 🤣 I started thinking friends were pranking me after the first day… “We have a Carpenter history museum…. Would you like to donate the chest?” It was like being pranked repeatedly… but by folks who are dead ass serious.
@captainchar1sma10 ай бұрын
By far the best one yet. Dead on. I love the sick grandma bit.
@aaroncarr-mackay24579 ай бұрын
That's the started a new job poor boy story. Probably gonna sell it for weed.
@emachine31010 ай бұрын
My all time favorite was I when I posted my crashed car for parts on Facebook marketplace. I posted multiple photos, the car was clearly not in operational condition... Got a sob story about how they needed a car today so that they could get to work ...
@Pomagranite1677 ай бұрын
This one has me in stitches 😂
@01rydr7 ай бұрын
Great freaking skit. That's exactly how things are. I loved it when Offerup first came about because you didn't have all these wackos, but it was a matter of time till they migrated. Sometimes I prefer to donate my items instead of posting them because of the hassle.
@gregdoyle8296 ай бұрын
100% truth. Nobody can read the ad, see the pictures or wants to pay whatever the price is.
@NinetySix_9510 ай бұрын
I had my truck for sale and after a few weeks of all this I gave up and decided to just keep the thing 😂
@davidcarper541110 ай бұрын
We are dealing with a dumbed down public today, all jokes aside..
@ww478710 ай бұрын
Same, I eventually sold my truck though. But it took a lot of people offering less than half the asking value or dumbest questions. Glad to have the money, but it was not worth that mental strain
@blackghost179110 ай бұрын
Is it still available? Lmao
@nickg50510 ай бұрын
@@blackghost1791baaahahaha 😂
@nickg50510 ай бұрын
Does it come with a battery charger? 🤣 😂 🤣
@nedkelly203510 ай бұрын
You needed one guy with an Indian accent who wants you to give it to his secretary who will ship it to him, then he will send you a check.
@Sashazur7 ай бұрын
The scam is they overpay you with a fake check which your bank accepts (at first) and get you to send the extra back to them BEFORE your bank rejects the check.
@skizyj15469 ай бұрын
My favorite “What’s the lowest you’ll take”. I always say “What’s the most you are wanting to pay”
@ancientflames7 ай бұрын
I just say “listed” or “read the title and description”
@Loljjkb4 ай бұрын
I block those people send that crap
@HondaSnowblowerEnthusiasts31115 сағат бұрын
I usually raise the price. and then they come back and say the ad says a lower price and then i say I raised the price for you because you are wasting my time. these people NEVER buy anyways so have a little fun with it.
@rotarpowered66657 ай бұрын
That $7 dolla guy waiting for a response 😂😂
@CJ-1114 ай бұрын
I put kitchen units up for free. Had lots of time wasters. People still asked how much. I started saying £20 after a while. Still no one took them. Still have them sitting in the garage. My Dad put up a fridge for free. People asked him to deliver for free too 😂
@kjata7710 ай бұрын
Spot on... just hate when sellers don't take down their listings when not available any longer or try to 'bait & switch' (I'm a seller & buyer)
@Don-xc9yj10 ай бұрын
I dont want to mark my item as sold until I sell it but its difficult getting any response back out of the hundreds of "is this still available" messages asking for it.. let alone the angry messages "why havent you responded to my message for it yet". I just let it sit as available for a few days then mark it as sold and work my way up the list of messages until I get a response and make a sale.
@marcellkovacs54526 ай бұрын
@@Don-xc9yjit’s available until someone has paid for it. I don’t reserve anything unless the person strikes me as extremely trustworthy.
@djsting10 ай бұрын
And that is why I hate selling stuff on social media. I put a harbor freight lathe up for sale one time. I had just upgraded to a nicer one. They retail for like $280. I was asking $150. Decent little starter lathe to get somebody going on the cheap. After 3 weeks of that nonsense..."Does it work?" "Will you take less?" "What size is it?"...You know...stuff that was in listing...4 years later, it's still in my shop and I still use it on occasion. LOL
@jeffjorden334010 ай бұрын
So, you're saying its still available??😅
@djsting10 ай бұрын
@@jeffjorden3340 Honestly...yeah. LOL
@____MC____8 ай бұрын
Is it still available?
@djsting8 ай бұрын
@@____MC____Techically...yes. LOL
@austinhmmm908710 ай бұрын
You are the absolute greatest of all time when it comes to skits!
@MarshallPatrick10 ай бұрын
That’s a hell of a compliment! Thank you!!!
@CH-vv2hr10 ай бұрын
@@MarshallPatrick Ur definitely good... but the GOAT? I would not go that far...
@The-Blue-Knight7 ай бұрын
Tried selling a PlayStation with a bunch of games a while back. Biggest pain in the rear. People wanting it for free, or wanting to meet in an alley. Some guy never showed up. After a few weeks I just sold it all to GameStop.
@over07ful7 ай бұрын
This is why I told my parents to take their household items to goodwill and call an auctioneer to take the large items as they are downsizing. I sold an item on FB. The endless texting asking stupid questions was unbelievable. I now give away to neighbors or throw it in the trash.
@liquidt3ch10 ай бұрын
he forgot about the people that say they want it, give a time to pick it up, and then never show. I find most the of the time, when you think you've sold something, this happens
@projectknowbull10 ай бұрын
I hope there's a special place in hell for those people. 😂
@timlong146210 ай бұрын
Literally sums up every experience I have had. I don't even attempt to sell small items on there. It's got to be an item in the $200+ range. I have to factor in my time answering all the dumb questions, and dealing with a 75% no-show rate. Anything less than that and I try to give it to somebody I know, or sell it to someone in my friend circle. I would never even consider selling something for $25 on marketplace.
@ancientflames7 ай бұрын
Damn a 25% show rate is pretty good.
@Rew1235 ай бұрын
Good point. But then you have to worry about safety if you're selling something that valuable. I don't really sell stuff online anymore. I offer it to my family and if nobody wants it, I drop it off at Goodwill.
@tannerbaer10 ай бұрын
Last guy had a good point. If someone say will you take a trade I always say yes, for cash.
@steve_main7 ай бұрын
OMG this is the most accurate depiction of what it is like to sell somthing on Facebook I have ever seen. I lose my crap when I put all the details in the ad and then I get all these questions.. Like why dont you read the fricking ad? Do you really buy stuff without reading the ad??? Also the peopel that want it but then when they ask for your address they didnt realize you live 100 miles away. Its says right at the bottom the area i am from!! BUT you are missing the biggest issue in this, he fact that people NEVER show up.. LIKE WTF PEOPLE. I absoloutly hate people of Facebook!
@davidfitnesstech6 күн бұрын
I get the same mess on Craigslist. I have a full description of the items with over 10 detailed pictures for each one. I get nothing but texts with stupid questions. Items I thought would take a couple of weeks to sell has taken over a year.
@steve_main6 күн бұрын
@@davidfitnesstech It's just a magnifying glass that show the stupid people of the world.. Like they have to have issues because there is no way they are a reflection of what our society is are they? This is what acres me the most. these people are driving busses and trains and making your food
@echo715157 ай бұрын
Don't forget the guy who finally agrees to buy it, then rocks up at 11pm at night and still tries to haggle you down even more.
@makebreakrepeat10 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you do one from the other side. We've had some really sketchy buying experiences on FB.
@davidcarper541110 ай бұрын
..Just as sketch as Craigslist
@beekeeper847410 ай бұрын
So just trying to buy a two door Tahoe?
@captaindishman91269 ай бұрын
>see truck I want to buy >contact seller and confirm I want to buy the truck >go to bank and withdraw money for truck >get a message saying it stopped working that morning >"ok.. do you know what's wrong with it because I can fix it and take it off your hands" >get ghosted This was just one example of that time I tried to buy a truck off marketplace. I still don't own a truck...
@adamr41989 ай бұрын
The price is $115 (which somehow means I’m supposed to make an offer above $115) or the price too good of a deal (the item fell off of a truck). Still sometimes you do find good deals. 😅
@Thinginator9 ай бұрын
@@captaindishman9126As someone who recently was car shopping, almost nobody knows how to properly list their vehicles. My favorites are when they say something like “interior needs work” and provide 0 photos of the interior. Like… what does that mean!? It could mean anything from “the seat has one tear” to “there is no interior whatsoever” and I’m not driving all the way there to find out, just frigging show pictures of important details so I can decide if it’s worth considering. Or when they only show the car from one angle, poorly cropped so you can’t see the whole thing… at that point I’m gonna assume the side I can’t see is just trashed.
@Gs-rg2vo10 ай бұрын
You NEVER miss always spot on 😂😂
@MarshallPatrick10 ай бұрын
🫶🏼 Thank you!
@PANZERFAUST907 ай бұрын
never miss always? ....what?
@Lunch_Peak9 ай бұрын
“Can you deliver it?” So true! Oh this sketch brought back some memories…
@PeterLawton8 ай бұрын
Sure! I can deliver for $2,000.
@JohnD-JohnD7 ай бұрын
100% accurate. Don't forget the one that agrees to the price, then shows up and offers half just before you tell them to just leave. Or how about all those fake replies that are just phishing for your personal info.
@SlotsandTravel7 ай бұрын
Great sketch. So true and hilarious.
@Wakeywhodat10 ай бұрын
Well done! I downsized when I moved a few years ago and ended up donating most of what I didn’t want to a good charity. I took the tax write off and spared myself from having to deal with riffraff, much less having them out to my property 😂
@YeshuaKingMessiah9 ай бұрын
I’ve bought mostly secondhand everything for last 3 decades. Glad to know I’m riffraff But I can meet u at a McDonald’s if ur scared of a single mom who’s got 2 kids with her. Sure. I’m not coming IN ur house lol
@Wakeywhodat9 ай бұрын
@YeshuaKingMessiah It only takes 1 bad spple. The estate sale (garage sale) was the main concern. That truly does bring in all kinds. Selling specific items isn't so bad, but then I find myself wasting time haggling over $5.
@Ardisha-cc9mc10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Man I absolutely hate listing anything for all of these exact reasons 😂😂 I am just keeping my ish!!
@MarshallPatrick10 ай бұрын
I HATE listing anything on Marketplace, id rather just throw the shit away 😂
@dustinmarquand530110 ай бұрын
Exactly or I just give stuff away.
@GroovyMisfit10 ай бұрын
@@dustinmarquand5301 Donate to the Habitat for humanity Restore store.
@darrenstratton405610 ай бұрын
This is a perfect summary of FB market place, only thing missing was the "I'll be there in an hour" and never shows up.
@melissabuchanan703610 ай бұрын
Or, "I'm on my way" and never shows up.
@pkirkland4167 ай бұрын
Great comedy. Well done!
@Schuisadrummist5 ай бұрын
My favorite is: "I'll take it." "When do you want to pick it up?" "I'm leaving now. Send address." Then you give them your address. "Would you take $10?" "No, you just said you'd take it for $25 and told me you were coming to get it." And then they leave.
@DebraCorning10 ай бұрын
I'm a reseller and a friend sent this to me this morning - I just LOST it! Dude, you just NAIL it. Thanks for the MASSIVE belly laughs this mornin'. :)
@xforce68710 ай бұрын
It's always such a relief when it finally sells!
@Mr.SparkleOG10 ай бұрын
I love when they offer you payments for a 10-50 dollar item
@ryanwooldridge75466 ай бұрын
This couldn't be any more accurate, exactly the same in the UK. 😂
@randybeaumier4 ай бұрын
Marketplace should change their name to Scammers Depot. At least the name would be true. They are no better than Craigslist. In the video, I liked the last part the most. Where the guy said “you’re trying to rip me off. I’m still laughing at that.😂
@Atlas.X9X10 ай бұрын
"Why would I need one snow ski?" had me laughing... Thanks for the time you put into making this.
@mister.wizard8 ай бұрын
So True on ALL the selling platforms! The dumbest people in the world are the buyers who try to scam you, can’t spell or type in proper English, ask if it’s still available and then ghost you and on and on! I love this video and the impressions. Great job! 😂
@jc-rq8or10 ай бұрын
Gotta love when they want you to drive over an hour to deliver the item.
@1700iDiGuy2 ай бұрын
I think social media has made people absolute dreamers and time wasters. Noone with 1/2 ounce of being decent would waste anyones time or theirs
@dand582910 ай бұрын
Can't believe you tried to rip off the last guy by offering him a free drill with no charger.
@sidwhiting6659 ай бұрын
100% accurate. Now you know why retailers mark things up so high: they have to deal with people like these day in and day out.
@jryan95476 ай бұрын
This. Lol
@anthonysteffens379310 ай бұрын
Bro loves showing off his outfits love it.
@markfullerton71745 ай бұрын
It's so true!!! 😂😂 might as well keep the shit most of the time😂😂
@patrickzabron36225 ай бұрын
That is exactly how it goes…. So on point. I block all the idiots and non responders early so I never have to deal with them in the future.
@Entrepreneurmindset33Сағат бұрын
Exact same thing that I do
@theemporium589910 ай бұрын
You know what the bizarre thing is? I live on another continent but the buyers are exactly the same. 😂
@DeAthWaGer10 ай бұрын
I think sometimes they're worse. Anyone who comes to this country from a caste system treats retail workers as sub-human, even if they themselves came from a lower class. Had a woman come to my flea market stand, grab 5 items, and held out less cash than the total for 3 of them. On her phone the whole time, wouldn't talk to me and just made faces. I just kept nodding "no" with an angry face until she finally caved and put 2 things back. Also they think it's acceptable to open your boxes and examine items without asking or any intent to buy, then either cram it all back in the box incorrectly with dirty hands, or just leave it out in a mess.
@thomaswaller342910 ай бұрын
Holy hell that was accurate. There's also the reverse of this...people selling items at retail prices which are obviously used.
@DeAthWaGer10 ай бұрын
Used, incomplete, and comes with random parts that don't go with it. "I think this is for it"... No, that is a wrench for an orbital sander, not a drill chuck.
@alvirhugo98210 ай бұрын
I sold the newest iPhone on marketplace a couple years back, new in the box, and the things people would say to get me to sell it for less would make a grown man cry!
@WavingWorld6 ай бұрын
"Is it still available?" "Yep." "Aight" *disappears* LMAO!!! 😂😂😂
@kellidinit37256 ай бұрын
You need the flip side. The folks selling the three legged table covered in coffee rings for $300. 😂😂 Great skit though.
@shegar201110 ай бұрын
I've seen job offers on Marketplace with offers similar to those made to the salesman. "We are hiring! Monday to Saturday from 8 to 6pm with 10 minute lunch break. Have a thousand years experience in EVERYTHING Minimu wage and only half shift wage per week, the other half will be delivered after a 1 year testing period. Excellent benefeits when hired (after 1 year training) (they never say the benefeits) Excellent work enviorment!" and all the other BS these companies come up with.
@j_emceee9 ай бұрын
OMG this couldn't be more true. And hilarious! This needs to be a recurring sketch!
@M.RInvestorChannel10 ай бұрын
Yup, this is spot on accurate for facebook, craigslist, offer up and etc!! 😂
@xcoder11227 ай бұрын
I still sell my stuff on ebay, as I've been doing for many years. Either it sells or it doesn't. Nobody asks me any dumb questions, nobody posts any dumb comments. Usually it sells and usually for more than I demanded (I always sell as an auction but I'm happy to go with the starting price). And sure I offer shipping, not a big deal as long as the other person pays for it. I always have shipping boxes lying around from my own mail orders, just put the stuff into a box, fix it with some tape or add some old papers for stuffing, print the shipping badge myself (ebay offers me to buy one online and print it at home, it gets deducted from what the other person has paid, which included the shipping fees anyway) and drop it next time I go grocery shopping or at a gas station when filling up or hand it over to the delivery guy when I get an order myself.
@flat-earther7 ай бұрын
cool. BTW xcoder, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
@SpaceCadet4Jesus6 ай бұрын
This is prime example why I don't sell on Facebook Marketplace.
@emptyglitch336810 ай бұрын
I'm surprised at how many outfits this man has at his disposal
@6mm25010 ай бұрын
He bought all those outfits on fb marketplace
@DeAthWaGer10 ай бұрын
I don't think you know how easy it is to be hypnotized by new Bucee's tshirt designs...