I love how the entire ASMR community has seen these clips at one point or another, lolll 🤣
@TMPreRaff6 жыл бұрын
My professional recommendation is that you buy more products...
@sespis2r4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you need to buy some more products
@jakedwd4 жыл бұрын
Maybe buy some products for those products
@theebigchunggus15793 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you definitely need to look at some home care treatments.
@tylerbush99082 жыл бұрын
Idk about that....but i have something for that you can buy?
@pussdestroyer69574 ай бұрын
Just get a man to come on your face. Voila smooth skin :p
@carcosafilm79146 жыл бұрын
Sorry lads can't make it out tonight, my pigmentation is shite.
@stayinhydrated73925 жыл бұрын
I spat out my drink 😂😂
@Elliebet5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
@riftbean89765 жыл бұрын
Always check your pigmentation before going out with the lads
@CheshireCesare3 жыл бұрын
They’ll understand, mate, they’ve been there as well
@Gooner3333333333 жыл бұрын
Don't give women even more excuses not to meet me haha
@darylscott15925 жыл бұрын
she is the used car salesman of the beauty industry
@Frir107 жыл бұрын
"If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business."
@LeleMiaz6 жыл бұрын
Sean De well...not all of the companies designed around women are for health and hygiene but I see what your getting at...I think
@LeleMiaz6 жыл бұрын
Frir10 there’s a difference between wanting to be healthy and wanting to be beautiful for yourself and wanting to be healthy and beautiful for the public eye
@jenellsaphid5 жыл бұрын
Things like pigmentation and fine lines are 100% beauty related and unnecessary to 'fix'. Skin cancer is more important.
@luckyDancer1005 жыл бұрын
I’d love to know how many men go to face mapping facilities or buying fine-line creams, etc. It’s true, some of these routines are health related. But it’s unfair that women are supposed to remain sealed in time, while men don’t seem to have the same pressures.
@jw62385 жыл бұрын
Why the quotation marks?
@karmenjane12573 жыл бұрын
Can someone make a loop of this. Come to this video every now and then to help me go to sleep. Perfect unintentional ASMR.
@kristenlianne30712 жыл бұрын
If you save it in its own playlist for yourself, you can loop the playlist.
@CheshireCesare2 жыл бұрын
Someone heard your wishes/ manifestation! : 1hr + loop: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4XMZoJuj7udhLc
@bunszilla5 жыл бұрын
I always wonder when people talk like that what their real voice is like when they're having general conversation with family or friends lol
@knmplans3 жыл бұрын
So the pretty lady massages your face while telling you all the things you should buy. It’s honestly one of the smarter get rich schemes I’ve seen.
@iknowthisone6844 Жыл бұрын
shes homeless tho
@Mrmudbone_gaming6 жыл бұрын
Lmao she asks what’s people’s concerns and then she uses that to make you think yeah, you’re right!
@fantasick88806 жыл бұрын
I know it’s such an obvious scam. The head set is a prop, the face rubbing is a distraction. She’s cold reading as she goes and just try’s to push products they don’t need.
@Mrmudbone_gaming6 жыл бұрын
FANTASICK yep
@peepindis6 жыл бұрын
Exactly, Fantastik. Exactly. "Your skin is smooth! Do you exfoliate? No? You totally need to exfoliate. Buy my things."
@jhlman19275 жыл бұрын
On every video she asks the patient what they think is wrong with there skin when she starts feeling the face the client tells her and then she goes right I can see some of ..... whatever the client thought was wrong with their skin
@gabrielaroberts72765 жыл бұрын
Thank god someone saw that i thought i was the only one .... She ask them .... Then say exactly what that said in fancy words lol
@ductuslupus875 жыл бұрын
Also, she keeps saying that there is some dehydration.
@hop-skip-ouch87985 жыл бұрын
Yesss, followed by product pushing
@smurfarooney20037 жыл бұрын
Thatl be $350 please
@ruthie_rosario4 жыл бұрын
Products not included 🤣
@howlertg50615 жыл бұрын
‘Have you ever had a face mapping before?’ No AcTuAlLy NeVeR!!
@stuartward17553 жыл бұрын
She might as well be chanting magic spells. All she did was repeat whatever the client said to her while trying to cop a feel. I'm amazed she didn't pull out a crystal ball
@anneadams3723 жыл бұрын
I love how in every one of these videos the person getting their face mapped seems amused when she puts the magnifier on her head!🤣👏
@madcommenter24167 жыл бұрын
This is lowkey asmr
@MissSwordfish7 жыл бұрын
madcommenter24 literally why I watch it lol
@OEFvet03117 жыл бұрын
That's why I'm here...
@AYEwhatido6 жыл бұрын
I've fallen asleep to it at least 5 times
@Malkumecks6 жыл бұрын
No kidding. It even took the girl 10 seconds to open her eyes after the exam was over. She was asmr’d like a boss.
@EmotiionBabe6 жыл бұрын
literally why I'm here lol
@hvt1996 жыл бұрын
It’s only 3 mins long but this is a great asmr vid woweeee
@Vgy9265 жыл бұрын
I’d like to see them do a face mapping session with a clown in full makeup.
@zooli92 жыл бұрын
Lol facemapping "Hmmm let me see....I can see two eyes..mmm... one nose, aaaand yeah definitely a mouth as well, it's gonna be 2000$"
@tyronediazrojas51805 жыл бұрын
I've seen all her videos over and over .. and you know what.... I don't think she actually washed her hands 😦
@jmacmunn6 жыл бұрын
This lady needs her own channel.
@geddoe3166 жыл бұрын
I wasn't going to watch this but I saw the word Australian and had to click. Love accents!
@pinanaplayer4 жыл бұрын
I'd fall asleep, I can't resist soft face touching...my favorite ASMR 💯
@blankspace32304 жыл бұрын
I’m worried about gremlins touching my face.. yeah I can definitely see that the gremlins have been touching you
@anneadams3724 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lavern7803 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@herpdederptwoog16275 жыл бұрын
I bet her snake oil will help with that pigmentation and dehydration
@Khonnell664 жыл бұрын
At the start, she says one of her main concerns is hormonal breakouts, then at 2:40 she completely wings it 😂
@travievon205 жыл бұрын
I watch this series of videos to fall asleep...asmr as fuck! Lol
@lukeyznaga7627 Жыл бұрын
its a shame that the average american, much more the male in fact, doesn't get access to or take the time for this. Just listening to the dermatologist, makes me realize that these specialists know a lot about health by just looking and feeling the face. If all of us had this, we would be a lot healtheri AS WELL as happier. I am kind of ugly and not depressed about it. But i RARELY use facial protection at my job and why shouldn't I? just because males are supposed to be tough, doesn't mean that we shouldn't do like women do, and take care of our faces!
@Hairlesswookie626 жыл бұрын
I AM NOT A BEAUTICIAN. Why yes, you actually are. G'day, good face!
@larrygruber12612 жыл бұрын
I love this Doctor .
@uhejnjd3 жыл бұрын
3 minutes of care and $200 in products along with a $150 bill later.
@alyssastern60732 жыл бұрын
Do you still need daily spf if you never go outside. I'm very much so an indoor person and I only go out at night to party. I do wear spf on my face when I plan to go outside though (more than just car to store).
@jennamarwick2 жыл бұрын
Yes you actually do need to wear sunscreen even when you're inside! UV passes through windows too, so I definitely recommend wearing sunscreen every day unless you're literally in the dark where no sunlight can touch you.
@ruthie_rosario2 жыл бұрын
If you plan to spend more than 10 minutes outside in the colder months or more than 5 minutes outdoors in the warmer months, you need a broad spectrum sunblock of SPF 15-30. Hiding under some shade won’t cut it (because it’s radiation that we’re trying to protect ourselves from after all). You may want to get into the habit of applying it before your commute to work. I finally got sun spots on my arms and left side of my face from that alone and it was so hard to get rid of. Exposing the skin to the sun’s rays is the #1 way to speed up the skin aging process since it destroys collagen (not to mention the cancer it causes). Hope you find this useful!
@ruthie_rosario Жыл бұрын
I’m not trusting any “skin therapist” who still believes that chemical sunscreen (which their brand of sunscreens are) should be the last step in any skincare routine. Chemical sunscreens should be applied on clean, dry, bare skin for optimal protection. This is because it will have other products in its way, so the sunscreen can’t thoroughly absorb into the skin. This results in subpar UV protection. Only physical sunscreens can be applied last. This has been known for several years now. The only people who still believe this are folks who get their information off magazine columns or internet articles found off a Google search. Although I must admit, the more pseudoscience or false med information that’s provided in a video, the more relaxing it seems to be. Thank you for this upload. There’s a reiki facial video by scarlet hawk here on KZbin, and it puts me to sleep. I would love that on a loop without the loud sounds from her putting her stones down in the background. There’s also a video from the belated James Randi here on KZbin. It’s broken up into 2 segments. It’s called “My Fortune” part 1 and part 2. The intro and outro always wake me up, but the scam artist fortune teller has such a soothing voice.
@mattkevlarlarock54692 жыл бұрын
I need that headgear. lol.
@maebe76683 жыл бұрын
Am I mistaken or does pigmentation mean tanning?
@GoldenLegionHoney2 жыл бұрын
i think that if women would stop putting all the crap on their face they do their skin would improve dramatically after a while.
@cplan2k5 жыл бұрын
That tshirt a skin therapist isn't a thing and she's defo not a dermatologist either. So your a beautician yes
@ERIN_1985 жыл бұрын
It doesn't say dermatologist, idiot
@cplan2k5 жыл бұрын
Erin Sandwell read the T-shirt your stupid bitch. It says I’m a skin therapist we are dermalogica which imply she is medically trained. All they are are sales idiots, anyone can do the job. You get your glasses checked dumbass
@donnayjouglas27315 жыл бұрын
You have to have your eyes closed so you can't see the daylight robbery
@Malkumecks Жыл бұрын
It’s time for another set of these videos
@ferna22946 жыл бұрын
What did I just watch... and more important... why????
@Paches92-5 жыл бұрын
I thought the title said, “face palming”
@staceycohorst7132Ай бұрын
“I’m going to use this headset. I just got it off temu yesterday”
@immayoutubecommenter88565 жыл бұрын
I AM NOT A BEAUTICIAN....I AM A FAILED TENNIS PLAYER REPURPOSING MY SUMMER HAT
@ImmaPandaRawr6 жыл бұрын
I feel like all this skin care stuff is such a scam. I mean really is there a difference between a regular moisturizer and eye cream? If you think there is are you sure you just haven’t fallen victim to the influence of the beauty industry convincing us we need 100 different products to look beautiful and ageless? Lol 😂
@fantasick88806 жыл бұрын
It’s 100% a scam. The head set is a prop. The face rubbing is a distraction. The beautician is using technical sounding language to trick people into thinking something medical is happening.
@janer77926 жыл бұрын
@@fantasick8880 Exactly, I totally agree with you. Good skin is 60% down to genetics, staying out of the sun helps as well. A good sensible diet helps the skin to look good. Skincare is important i.e. just use a moisturiser, it doesn't have to cost a fortune and you don't need special eye cream, neck cream etc.
@ruthie_rosario5 жыл бұрын
80% of your skins overall health is determined by the products you use. That doesn’t mean you need to buy a bunch of expensive products. I use a prescription retinol cream and it’s completely gotten rid of my acne and dark spots, and I recently found out it’s great for anti aging. It’s an all-in-one solution for $14 a month. Eye creams are different than regular moisturizers because they are usually much heavier. They won’t break you out under your eyes, but they can break out the rest of your face. Eye creams are good for women in their 20s+ if they apply full coverage concealer or mattifying foundation. It’ll reduce the cakey under eye look.
@lookslikeanangel5 жыл бұрын
I have always been REALLY OILY, but then I changed my diet to a vegetarian diet, and now my skin is "normal." I wash with soap, exfoliate when I remember, and hardly EVER moisturize. People ALWAYS think that I am in my 20's, I'm in my 40s. It's diet, and genetics.
@renovadotv41773 жыл бұрын
Great job
@Theproclaimed5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t face mapping a pseudoscience?
@LifeAsItIs4787524 жыл бұрын
The Proclaimed oh you bet. But great ASMR
@slayerpianoman4 жыл бұрын
I think face reading is what you’re thinking of, like fortune telling. In this context I think it’s just isolating different areas of the face that have similar properties. Chin, T-zone, cheeks, ect. Kinda makes sense if you want to pinpoint areas that have issues.
@DaTiger456 жыл бұрын
What's the patient's name? She's cute!
@UmbrelllaCorp6 жыл бұрын
This is where women go when they get bored, like when men go to the pub.
@k.pacificnw021344 жыл бұрын
Just make 100 of these face-mapping vids. Same thing each time. Sit back and get rich off of the monitization. However, it can't be deliberate asmr; has to remain unintentional.
@kailebrogan4475 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I love this video
@aforeignerslifeinthephilip84855 жыл бұрын
New subscriber here in Philippines. I like to watch your channel
@TeamJella4 ай бұрын
People talk about how bad the economy is, listen to just how many products this woman is talking about using. The economy is fine. Yes, certain markets have spikes, that's just something that happens. Freak outs is what leads to depressions.
@evvveeeeeeee5 жыл бұрын
I love how these people don’t use gloves and touch their entire face with the dirtiest parts of their hands. Great job.
@katens20025 жыл бұрын
"So Geneva, I just washed my hands."
@ERIN_1984 жыл бұрын
Learn to listen
@Tmendler6 жыл бұрын
Concerned with pigmentation. Jesus...first world problems
@fantasick88806 жыл бұрын
Those are generally the kinds of problems one would have in a first world country.
@BrotherlyLove126 жыл бұрын
FANTASICK That’s why he said first world problems.
@haidengeary82775 жыл бұрын
Basically you have to live in a shitty, war-torn nation to not be satisfied. Gotcha. Moron.
@Alex-un7ug5 жыл бұрын
you're probably the same person that shames women who have skin discoloration or conditions which is the entire reason women obsess over these things in the first place
@fives11085 жыл бұрын
@@Alex-un7ug I think you'll find it's often other women who shame women about their skin. Most guys won't even know what skin discoloration or all that crap is let alone give a shit about it.
@joshuawalker70547 жыл бұрын
The model's name is Geneva Vanderzeil
@cplan2k5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Walker no one cares
@ΦωτεινηΓαλανη-η9λ5 жыл бұрын
I tried watching this for the ASMR but then go to infuriated by the bullshit
@sudiptabiswas52213 жыл бұрын
Who else noticed that the first intro picture has the 14 zones pointed in it.....
@ricklaxative16885 жыл бұрын
I like her T-zone
@joekrause63827 жыл бұрын
They are both cute
@matthewmcmillan18358 ай бұрын
Ive watxhed this since it came out, but ive only just noriced that the audio isnt synchrinised.
@s3ntin3l603 жыл бұрын
Here just buy this....short and sweet.
@andreycalvogomez402410 ай бұрын
God bless you and World y a los que amamos el mundo entero bendiciones gracias por tanto amor y cuidarnos de todo mal a los que amamos el mundo entero bendicioness gracias por tanto amor ser mejor persona orar mucho 🥺❤️
@menchualcarazmoreno17432 жыл бұрын
I don't know what I like the best, the vid or the comments. 🙈
@samtheman40966 жыл бұрын
Patient is hoooootttttt
@WatsHisFace5 жыл бұрын
Such bs. She's fine but she recommends so many products. Obviously wants her to pay for as many pointless products as possible. But people are also stupid for believing it lol
@agneskarman18126 жыл бұрын
Dummy question - what does "wearing SPF every day" mean? I only know sun creams with high SPF, but if I asked for SPF in a pharmacy in Hungary they would look at me like I was a weirdo :D Also, I am not putting sun cream on my face that I would put on my body... Can someone please help or recommend such an SPF product? Appreciate :)
@theidiotzonexo6 жыл бұрын
Agnes Karman some moisturisers have spf or makeup like foundation i think you can buy face suncreams online too
@shewantthem.d.22436 жыл бұрын
Agnes Karman just wear sunscreen, that's all you need to do, you don't need some fancy SPF moisturizer just put on some sunscreen every morning.
@mattiec33206 жыл бұрын
They sell face specific sunscreen at ulta
@lennomenno6 жыл бұрын
I AM NOT A BEAUTICIAN.
@TheKlyde2345 жыл бұрын
But she's not a beautician though
@peepindis4 жыл бұрын
1:09 somebody's' being butt dialed
@gf63685 жыл бұрын
i was wondering why im getting colder, and its my back heater cycled off
@Paralyzer2 ай бұрын
I think she doesn’t know what she’s talking about and just making it up as she goes along ….😅
@bocagoodtimes1460Ай бұрын
Yeah but she has an amazing voice and is easy on the eyes :)
@jhlman19275 жыл бұрын
What a scam 🤣
@jackstutz28606 жыл бұрын
How did i get here?
@LeleMiaz6 жыл бұрын
Jack Stutz you clicked the video
@MrRazorblade9996 жыл бұрын
Jack Stutz Alzheimer's much?
@cplan2k5 жыл бұрын
Cause your a creep
@rickyd1215 жыл бұрын
holy sales pitch
@elektravalak5 жыл бұрын
Relaxing zzzzzz
@ASMR-XI-ZUI6 жыл бұрын
Can birth control make spots worse or better. For example some do some dont.
@LeleMiaz6 жыл бұрын
Xi Zui birth control really depend on the person, some people use it for acne and some people get hella acne from it.
@Cindee-Schnitman6 жыл бұрын
Uggghh I got terrible dark spots from the pill and sun. I had no idea what I was doing to myself in my 20's. ☹️☹️☹️☹️
@wheelmanstan5 жыл бұрын
I recommend coal tar :P
@sevdailsulejmani10134 жыл бұрын
LEGS!!!!!!
@Cindee-Schnitman6 жыл бұрын
What if I don't go out in the sun much? Why do I need spf? Coconut oil is the best natural spf.
@jeffkeith6375 жыл бұрын
SPF? It's like basting yourself
@ruthie_rosario2 жыл бұрын
Oh honey no. Coconut oil is not going to product you or anyone else from UVA & UVB radiation. A broad spectrum sunblock will do that. Considering the fact that rate of skin cancer is rapidly increasing in young people (due to many people trying to become a color they weren’t born with), spreading medical misinformation is the last thing you should be doing at this point. Skin cancer is no joke. Not to mention the premature aging. Wrinkles at 30? No thank you.
@babycakie Жыл бұрын
Lies
@LeleMiaz6 жыл бұрын
Cant go out tonight Aw why? My pigmentation is fucked!
@gabrielesimionato12105 жыл бұрын
She needs a navy camo. You know, for war.
@soso20445 жыл бұрын
I come for Asmar
@toxin0xin265 жыл бұрын
Why are there zones?
@richardparish22074 жыл бұрын
Declotage!?!
@dianaharper31835 жыл бұрын
so basically the girl has such a nice skin because she doesn't put all that chemistry on her face, no wonder why men have better skin than women :)
@YagrumBagarn4 жыл бұрын
I like her t zone
@obmitty13 жыл бұрын
I can tell you have skin with my stroking... so you need all the skin products.
@helloyoubeentrolled.58836 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is a "deckalatauge"?
@emmacassidy84826 жыл бұрын
Posh word for cleavage
@tylerboulware65934 жыл бұрын
brooks
@ware82292 жыл бұрын
1:32
@iknowthisone68446 жыл бұрын
facemap eric lynch
@gokumetrix805 жыл бұрын
Wtf is she doing?
@Z0sHu6 ай бұрын
i am farting with fire
@ThoseGuysCT6 жыл бұрын
Non....stop...up....talking..... Kill me.
@1Galag5 жыл бұрын
Ladies quit dumping a million pounds of make up on your face.
@heehee4835 жыл бұрын
No
@deathmetalpotato5 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t mean shit if you don’t let the neck be free
@BramsCommando4 жыл бұрын
What a scam
@2Chabs6 жыл бұрын
$$$$$$$$$$$$
@Ganjasmith5 жыл бұрын
Zoern = zone
@drewscottwallace356 жыл бұрын
I thought this would end with girl on girl action.