"If we don't take out the biters they will evolve" As someone who knows who factorio works this made me realise how fucked everyone was.
@-_Alyssia_-3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@d4ze73853 жыл бұрын
War never changes...
@Thywolfthespian3 жыл бұрын
Think, mark, think. The only option is to kill them faster then they can evolve. They can't evolve if they are dead
@serafina26433 жыл бұрын
How does it work? I'm not very familiar with Factorio.
@fleety14893 жыл бұрын
@@serafina2643 Killing em causes them to evolve. The more you kill em, the more they shall evolve.
@Trupen3 жыл бұрын
10:23 "Corpses are necessary for progress" best quote ever :D
@Saturas351423 жыл бұрын
You're here! :D
@patheronaetherson28603 жыл бұрын
Sounds like commie propaganda to me
@beanface74083 жыл бұрын
-Lord Duke Sir Dr. Spiffing Brit -Every military in history
@alw28393 жыл бұрын
- The early British Empire.
@scoobert67333 жыл бұрын
Capitalism moment
@Lapantouflemagic03 жыл бұрын
"let's not automate it too much" _guy places blueprint that covers half the planet_
@aerothallji65142 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GMilkMan3 жыл бұрын
2 hours of death condensed to 20 minutes of death
@Flash4ML3 жыл бұрын
Lol I already watched the two hours of death
@saritha553 жыл бұрын
The contents of this channel made me see condensed as colonized
@InFlamesOfSorrow3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit but where was the tea?! Next time please research tea!
@BlueTemplar153 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit What happened to the livestream of the previous game ? I forgot to download it, and the final cut had cut off most of my screen time... :'(
@timothybartlett54933 жыл бұрын
Even in virtual worlds, England cannot resist aggressive expansion.
@ldavidtw20003 жыл бұрын
With prisoners and deadly spiders…in Austria
@calguard4133 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't want another revolution on our hands now would we
@NRGsensation3 жыл бұрын
Until they encounter 13 little colonies
@TheJollyLlama8753 жыл бұрын
Or the wholesale massacre of its workers!
@kaiserslavaniaashur16233 жыл бұрын
@@ldavidtw2000 Austria?!
@LordVandor13 жыл бұрын
You basically turned this in an RTS where every unit you command is a person. This made me shiver, it was too cool Edit: WOW, I'm glad I'm getting my 15 minutes of fame here. While you're at it I would like to say I'm also a game developer, if you subscribe you could check out stuff coming out soon!
@tubthungusbychumbungus3 жыл бұрын
He turned it into the most realistic RTS ever because every unit had their own free will, it's like a real empire,, how cool is that omfg
@LordVandor13 жыл бұрын
@@tubthungusbychumbungus this reminds me of Majesty, a game where you are the king and don't directly control units. Depending on their class they're driven by different things, so even putting bounties on a monster won't directly scale how much they're likely to kill it for every class.
@pazz12393 жыл бұрын
@@LordVandor1 it also felt like dwarf fortress too. Majority are probably drunk as well
@jacplac973 жыл бұрын
-Unit ready -Building -Construction complete -New construction options -Low power
@pazz12393 жыл бұрын
@@jacplac97 - you must construct additional pylons
@malhavoc4313 жыл бұрын
When the Factorio players zerg-rush the bugs instead of getting zerg-rushed. Behold the power of Yorkshire tea!
@tipsandhelp3243 жыл бұрын
“It’s practically Australia!” As an Australian, I can confirm. The food chain goes something like this: plants>kangaroos>biters>spiders>humans>magpies
@susbaca2 жыл бұрын
69 likes lol
@dontdex82212 жыл бұрын
@@susbaca haHA funny number lmao xD 420
@mauricioraigosaclavijo88332 жыл бұрын
Those damn magpies are a nightmare.
@Schrodingers_kid2 жыл бұрын
Plants are on top of the food chain!I knew it!
@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh78772 жыл бұрын
I thought everything ate everything in Australia. Like a spider eating a bird while being eaten by the bird.
@l1wolf9343 жыл бұрын
Spiff: when did the water went green The Massive factory 5 miles away : Humm... Jeez I dunno, maybe the tea was too strong?
@phillip10543 жыл бұрын
the tea can never be too strong. ONWARDS FOR MORE TEA
@goodguykonrad37013 жыл бұрын
Playing Factorio if it were part of the Imperium of Man
@piratepat443 жыл бұрын
making a true hive world :D ...or maybe forge world
@Nugire3 жыл бұрын
"Clean air is for heretics! Keep the economy going. Pollution means production!" - Adeptus Mechanicus
@wilmagregg31313 жыл бұрын
@@Nugire easy for the guys with mechnical lungs and ibuilt respirators today
@paradox45763 жыл бұрын
@@Nugire Clean energy is for Xenos Scum... -Adeptus Mechanicus trying to figure out how Tau weapons don't blow up on a roll of 1
@ninedivines53743 жыл бұрын
I think you mean *England*
@johnsorensen33443 жыл бұрын
I love watching the chat log "Stop making submachine guns you're using far too much iron your lives are expendable" 10:37
@ignis26383 жыл бұрын
"We will become the British grenaddeers" Gotta love that mentality of wanting to blow everything up
@KaranLopez3 жыл бұрын
And a tow row row to the British grenadiers
@Tekisasubakani3 жыл бұрын
@Dahn Yeah, thanks to "Grenadeers" now all I can picture is a platoon of deer with a bunch of grenades hanging from their antlers, trying to figure out how the hell to pull the pins with their hooves.
@BlueTemplar153 жыл бұрын
What happened to Spiff's Redshirts/redcoats ? Did he "dissolve" them ?
@SGTKILL9953 жыл бұрын
"Its an ugly planet, a bug planet" -Spiffco Trooper, Klendathu.
@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline3 жыл бұрын
@Thé Spíffíng Brít *Squints* You're not the real Spiffco! IT'S A SPY!
@brok563 жыл бұрын
@Thé Spíffíng Brít that spiffy is a SPY.
@samreid60103 жыл бұрын
Spiff is a WWI officer in charge of a group of colonials. “Most of you will die in this charge and I am fine with that. Off you pop!”
@feedme100timesover3 жыл бұрын
Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice, I am willing to make
@FriendlyKat3 жыл бұрын
“What does water look like?” “Corpses are necessary for progress.” -Spiff 2021. Beautiful. This was more entertaining than I’d thought it would be! More, please!
@silvadic22073 жыл бұрын
“It’s amazing to see all the soldiers running into the Warzone.” I just imagine at least a few of them going “URA!” while charging at the nests.
when The Spiffing Britt finds out someone stole his tea and he goes on a killing spree
@valk27683 жыл бұрын
I watched the stream and I went through 7 cups of tea and 14 jammy doggers.
@thomasgardner4553 жыл бұрын
A worthy accomplishment.
@guccifruit95163 жыл бұрын
I watched the stream it was well good
@valk27683 жыл бұрын
I am extremely British ,almost as British as mr spiff himself.
@user-sg8qk9yv5r3 жыл бұрын
Only 14!!! I'd do double that ez
@valk27683 жыл бұрын
My kind sir I watched it on 4 times speed so if I had watched it at normal speed I would have had 56 jammy dodgers and 28 cups of tea.
@PineJayForge3 жыл бұрын
It's a lot like the old 90s RTS Majesty. Instead of directly telling units what to do, you place rewards on targets and areas to explore to get your fighters to go get them.
@istvanfarkas16603 жыл бұрын
Spiff's vocabulary has evolved as well: "RunRunRunRunRun" "MineMineMineMineMine" "YeetYeetYeetYeetYeet"
@thomasbarnes84613 жыл бұрын
"Be careful when throwing the grenades by the way because you kind of do blow up the production belts" " *NOO THE PRODUCTION BELTS* "
@SmithMason54943 жыл бұрын
This is just imperial guard vs Tyranid simulator.
@PeachDragon_3 жыл бұрын
More like orks honestly
@feckusmaximus32342 жыл бұрын
Other youtubers playing a death world: 'Alright so we need to carefully manage the pollution so that we don't activate too many bases and get overwhelmed" Spiff&co playing a death world: *...The fuck's a pollution?*
@BinkyBorky3 жыл бұрын
"The game gets harder with every player" "LOL lets double the players" "Oh it's all going turnip shaped!"
@s.m.25233 жыл бұрын
...Like a horde of locusts they descended, evolving fast and more and more numerous, they kept on attacking our defenses in suicide waves, they had to be dealt with before they became unmanageable... ...thank god the nests held up and the human swarm as defeated before they could do too much damage.
@Rushhourz03 жыл бұрын
At this point i really wanna know what the specs of the stronger server will look like :D
@keonix5063 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit It's probably a good idea to contact Factorio Devs to help with server optimisation, they usually like stress-testing their game
@Randomness655353 жыл бұрын
@@keonix506 I second this, I think the devs will have a massive stiffy over this
@kevreeduk2223 жыл бұрын
@@Randomness65535 Stiffy, or spiffy?
@Randomness655353 жыл бұрын
@@kevreeduk222 a spiffy stiffy
@tomhubbard85103 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit LTT smiles.
@roebenjaminpeled27053 жыл бұрын
Do a challenge where you need to get in this game as much pollution as possible.
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl48243 жыл бұрын
@@roebenjaminpeled2705 he gonna do look at top comment
@biogaminmalmstrm84343 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit stubbed his toe and spilled tea so He decided to kill a planet
@alexplace48003 жыл бұрын
Lots of bugs A lot of pollution There are people in armor all around, throwing grenades and shooting from machine guns (and also dying) Yeah, this is definitely Brazil.
@kmbdbob3 жыл бұрын
I am impressed that Factorio can handle so much multiplayer.
@thesovietduck21212 жыл бұрын
I mean it is a pixel game
@LykanVarion2 жыл бұрын
@@thesovietduck2121 It's still very intensive cause it needs to maintain 60UPS at all points, else you will feel lag.
@sebastianmoore48752 жыл бұрын
@@thesovietduck2121 Every video game is a pixel game
@thesovietduck21212 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianmoore4875 yes but usually it has more pixels than this, this game looks very 1990s like
@sebastianmoore48752 жыл бұрын
@@thesovietduck2121 I would love to see 90s games looking this good.
@matthewdavies36233 жыл бұрын
"imagine if 3.5 workers were dieing every minute" welcome to the imperium of man in the 40k universe
@TheWarriorofHonor3 жыл бұрын
if it were 3.5 workers every minute that would be utopia for 40K, it is more like 3,5 millions every second XD
@solarisNT-v4j2 жыл бұрын
The average deaths-per-minute of 3.6 was too funny, I died. Pun 100% intended. Deal with it.
@greatyng4423 жыл бұрын
Death world? The moment SpiffCo shows up it's a dead world. If there ever is a Captain Planet remake The Spiffing Brit is going to be the main villain.
@magron80293 жыл бұрын
"When you run out of ammunition, punch it with your fist!" You'd make for a good Commissar
@pederkjsnes73073 жыл бұрын
This should have been called "the british bug Jihad" Also this is my headcannon for how the colonization of Australia looked
@weedybongzalez83333 жыл бұрын
Headcannon?like a gun in ur head? I'm so confused
@LaZoR503 жыл бұрын
Spiff, look into the game_speed configuration option for servers. I suggest setting this to something lower than 1.0 (like between 0.8 and 0.9), this should grant the server enough time to process, allow other players to keep playing and perhaps help a bit. A 10% reduction will be barely noticeable.
@joeferguson72373 жыл бұрын
I would love if you and Ambiguousamphibian would do a coop game together. That would truly be a Spiffing miracle!
@piraptor56773 жыл бұрын
the second phase of the spiff army is like watching a swarm of grenade hurling ants roll over the nests
@PrivateWillyRichardJohnson2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen multiplayer be so cooperative. This is clearly a hive mind.
@Hatifrey3 жыл бұрын
"I want to create death incarnate on a scale only hopeful rising Warlords with no coordination or control could possibly imagine." "Also the hellscape will be entirely populated by mentally inept, racially and politically correct people, fully incapable of understanding why their entire world is self-imploding on a physical and metaphorical scale." Ahh yes, this will be good. I see you've highlighted this horrifying prospect. I wish to make this a reality.
@tomhubbard85103 жыл бұрын
Merica
@AutTheWizard3 жыл бұрын
It's been over a year in the making, but the sequel to the first one is finally here and it's amazing.
@Cheezerexe3 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me that I watch the whole uncut stream both during stream and after, and now you're telling me that you cut it down to 19 minutes and 40 seconds. FUUUUUU... *hits head*
@Flash4ML3 жыл бұрын
Lmao same here. I actually started this video thinking it was a different factorio effort, with an optimized server like they were talking about, and then I heard the Australia quote lol
@TheBfredrik3 жыл бұрын
have not even watched this yet but iv been looking forward so mutch for another mmo factorio video, i love it thank you !!!!
@eddiebugarin28143 жыл бұрын
Would love to see u play with ambiguousamphibian, love both ur content!
@OneFluffyKiriko3 жыл бұрын
I didnt even know AA is that famous
@blacklight5023 жыл бұрын
@@OneFluffyKiriko Neither did I, but here he is
@OneFluffyKiriko3 жыл бұрын
@@blacklight502 Well i guess he is a great guy and a great content creator and everyone likes those
@justokay45483 жыл бұрын
AA has a unique spin as a content creator that I think a lot of people would be attracted to
@hamper65112 жыл бұрын
Spiff: today were doing something stupid, we play factorio Me: thats all you need to say
@yourdadsotherfamily35303 жыл бұрын
6:00 “WHY DO ALL MY MINIONSSSS KEEP DYINGGG!” Their minions: “ *how I do goo* “
@garyg34682 жыл бұрын
Oh man, a Spiffing Britt and AmbiguousAmphibian colab would be awesome!!
@stuart121963 жыл бұрын
It seems all British colonies are fated to become overly polluted. How splendid.
@Dancan7993 жыл бұрын
Random Spiff Colonist: “why us” 1coolguy (in thick Australian accent): “because we’re here lad, n nobody else”
@alexb1513 жыл бұрын
Love the fact he turned this into an RTS game. "Some of you may die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
@alistairmonro3 жыл бұрын
I saw this the first time but still can't stop watching. Send help.
@UnclePutte3 жыл бұрын
Good to see Ambiguous Amphibian's ingenious brand of madness spread onto others, Spiff the Arch-Teadrinker in particular.
@tetchedink79803 жыл бұрын
"I'm doing my part" - the game
@snipo16793 жыл бұрын
I leave for BCT tomorrow so thought I’d let you know my childhood better because of you and many other youtubers so thank you and keep it up!
@daldorian3 жыл бұрын
'look at all these prisoners with jobs, its practically Australia!' just nosed out my glass of water and its only 2 and a half mins in xD
@bensfanclubpresident26143 жыл бұрын
This is why the Imperial guards of 40k don’t fight tyranids on their planets
@twylightphoenix2 жыл бұрын
It’s so cool that they can have so many small bases with all these players
@nejiman123 жыл бұрын
AmbiguousAmphibian? Mentioned here? It’s like the crossover I always dreamed of!
@shunkurosaki74493 жыл бұрын
oh sick I love this kind of chaos
@TheInvertedCow3 жыл бұрын
I had so much fun not being able to join in on the shinnagins. Although I did try. I look forward to the next episode on insanity. Cheers
@Platanov Жыл бұрын
Don't look at it as losing 3.6 workers per minute, look at it as creating 36 basic ammo per minute.
@addisondillon31323 жыл бұрын
Hi spiff! I just wanted to tell you that I absolutely love your content.
@tongpoo89853 жыл бұрын
You should do one with all the biter options set to max, maybe except for a large starting area since there are so many people. A full playthrough of that would be extremely entertaining.
@lordkybos3 жыл бұрын
Nice new video
@thercious3 жыл бұрын
The water turned into green tea. Truly, a genuinely British technological achievement
@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun56892 ай бұрын
Literally brought a whole new meaning to the term “Going Green”
@arcticjungle47413 жыл бұрын
Love from Canada G 🇨🇦
@unknow117123 жыл бұрын
" i heard you could colonize that death planet.. " GB : "...i'm looking for a management position there.. "
@JezterApoc3 жыл бұрын
Is this an re upload? I remember watching this days ago... cranking out the pollution... grenades on monsters....
@PopeMical3 жыл бұрын
Its the highlight video from the stream so if you watched it live / the vod...
@djsnowpdx2 жыл бұрын
I love this attempt! I bet as strategy improves this will become a successful exploit! But don’t forget, Michael Hendricks doesn’t need help to conquer a 600% Deathworld. Yama Kara is trying now, too. Mad lads.
@matheusace3 жыл бұрын
The amount of deforestation of this map really looks like that Brazil were in there (even more with our actual environment minister that has been accused of selling illegal wood internationally)
@infinits16512 жыл бұрын
Fake
@kohinonion17942 жыл бұрын
- There biters attacking the base! - Hay! - Build New London to stop the biters from invading.
@nakirilover69903 жыл бұрын
The stream was actually really fun
@LaserStorm1173 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy Ambiguous Amphibian x Spiffing Brit. Today seems to be the day of crossovers for me.
@I_will_defeat_everyone3 жыл бұрын
I actually dont know this game but he makes it so cool to watch
@jordanspencer21573 жыл бұрын
Same
@smobasi33673 жыл бұрын
hello there
@beanface74083 жыл бұрын
Ah. Hello Just... wait a second...
@killmeorudie13 жыл бұрын
It’s a really fun game even if solo or a small group of friends
@krunschold3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit I agree, but beware this game WILL consume your very essence!!
@kingtimmy883 жыл бұрын
Haha go figure the Brit creates his own Ant colony
@lukaswheale26733 жыл бұрын
500 players? You mean 500 slaves?
@Ian.4203 жыл бұрын
"Corpses are necessary for progress." I mean, historically that's pretty accurate.
@Budandbee3 жыл бұрын
Ambiguous amphibious, Blood in the water! Blood in the wateeeeer!
@noskill_jeremy3 жыл бұрын
Spiff 2023: Factorio with 10000 players!
@wetwillyis_18813 жыл бұрын
I love how Spiff is just slowly, but surely descending into madness!
@RebelSympathyzr3 жыл бұрын
Descending*
@wetwillyis_18813 жыл бұрын
@@RebelSympathyzr Thanks man, I edited it.
@RebelSympathyzr3 жыл бұрын
@@wetwillyis_1881 no problem
@nemtudom50743 жыл бұрын
For an armchair general, he's sure fighting on the front lines a lot
@eikvanenckevort33343 жыл бұрын
spiffing brit: why not play with 500 people me: because you can play with 501 people
@medveditut2248 Жыл бұрын
Haha! I'm in a video in a pink T-shirt! Photos from the drains:)) how cool:))
@granatmof3 жыл бұрын
For the next server game, you should unlock all the research up to a certain point (like all red and green reseach) and have a basic factory and small set up for people to rapidly expand. Also make sure to include the research queue. Also I have no idea how mods work in server games, but you should give some QOL mods like Squeeze through. Also you should just give yourself Spidertron to drive around to lord over your players.
@Kaninjäveln3 жыл бұрын
This is how industrialisation began... The Spiffing Brit started it all
@scytheseven91733 жыл бұрын
Nice of you to shout out to ambiguousamphibian, his channel is great!
@SkyieN3 жыл бұрын
Other players: Surviving the Deathworld Spiffing: Colonizing the Deathworld
@SkyieN3 жыл бұрын
There is imposter among us. SUS
@natsune093 жыл бұрын
Developers: Here is a game you can basically run a factory by yourself! 500 sausages: LET'S BE AN ANT COLONY!!!
@InsanityDiaries3 жыл бұрын
As a kiwi I gotta laugh at the "Look at that Australian go" Ironic you trust them to win a war against biters when they can't even win a war against the Emus 🤣 Jokes aside this was a bloody delightful video to watch.
@moore20772 жыл бұрын
Losing 3.6 men per minute on an alien planet, *seems like Starship Troopers to me*
@Donnerbalken282 жыл бұрын
The pollution is just above "Normal day in London"
@haydnmorrison52063 жыл бұрын
Oooo. The spiff and ambiguous amphibian link up would be EPIC
@that_niko3 жыл бұрын
"We'll fight them on the beaches ladies and gentlemen!" -Spiff, 1944
@heliogt19613 жыл бұрын
game: you get 4 players spiff: 3 game: 2 spiff: 500 take it or leave it game: uuuuuh
@BadPaddy2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know factorio but now that I saw this video I really like it...
@FugueStated3 жыл бұрын
More city builder exploits, the people need it. I bought a box of tea just for watching your videos.
@edwardlewsey39543 жыл бұрын
Really fun video! More. MOOAAARRRREEEE! 😁
@EliteArcanist3 жыл бұрын
Even for how optimized Factorio is, 500 players is pushing the limit