Chopper Airport Security

Chopper Shows Us How To Navigate Airport Security

[@zezeroxx]

The Part Where Hes Says "Fuckin bulllouloalala Hes A terrorist" Iss So Funny

[@jumby8536]

Hard to believe Channel 10 used to air this on TV. Lol there’s no way they would put this on TV today.

[@TranscendentaLobo27]

Ah the good ol days. 😔 maybe we’ll get through this nonsense and return to some semblance of sanity. As Chopper might say “everyone needs to calm the fuck down!”

[@MrCina89]

Coz people are fucking soft these days lol

[@rymarshtate]

I was thinking the same. What a quality job Ronny Jon did to offend absolutely everything. Put that in your pipe and chuff it woke dogs

[@HEALTHNFITNESSHIPPIEWITCH]

He is still around and it still gets aired

[@Highland_Moo]

I’m from the Isle of Skye in the Scottish highlands and I first saw clips of this years ago…..I can’t remember what show it was shown on but it’s still hilarious today. Pretty sad that some folk get their nipples twisted by humour, no wonder the world’s pretty fucked at the moment. I was born in the late 70s and grew up watching sexist, racist, ageist comedy shows that people had the good sense to realise it wasn’t real…..it’s a bloody tv show. Now, some pierced, vegan, attention whore who never learned to share their toys or be told no by their parents and school will get “triggered” by an episode of Benny bloody Hill and make a big fuss. Boils my piss. Anyway, I love that KZbin still has all these awesome Heath Franklin bits on it - he’s awesome.

[@solidrecord7288]

“Oh mommy I want a fruit juice, mommy I want a colouring book, oh I'm a little fuckwit, right?”

[@Tehmaxice]

This guy is a genious. Loved it!

[@markleadbeatter6196]

Love it! And the Chaser skit where they booked flights as Al Kaida and Terry Wrist…. 😂

[@mikegray4960]

This chopper has ears!

[@gutz323]

This fella does a great impression of Eric Banna. I wonder if he could do an impression of Mark Brandon Read?

[@chris-wt7ol]

He's doin chopper ried

[@mwilkins1644]

​@@chris-wt7ol Technically he's doing an impression of Bana's impression of Chopper

[@danielblackburn1241]

​@@chris-wt7oltake the joke he's saying

[@brotherhomie9997]

"I hope your gonna wave that past my doodle"

[@russoswerve7856]

“I am a hommah-sexual!”

[@StewieGriffin44]

No, I have a magical elf called mr suity-packy who fucken appears every time i need to travel

[@russoswerve7856]

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[@Dennon21]

cant even say bomb without getting edgy...*security walks towards him* settle the fuck down! hahahaha funniest part!

[@petyrkowalski9887]

Hilarious….love the Aussie no pc humour

[@frasergibson5763]

It’s going the way of the dodo though I’m afraid...

[@MrPezzanator]

Fuckin "osama bin manicure..." classic.

[@pmolqrcd3370]

How that cutie at the end didn’t crack a smile is beyond me.

[@marvindebot3264]

Take 6 probably :D

[@assmannewzealand]

I bet someone's responded to "did you pack this yourself" exactly like this

[@jay3130]

ooh i hope your gonna wave that past my doodle, i'm a homosexual!

[@yeahimthatguyinyourfridge]

“Settle the fuck down”

[@ryanking8167]

As an American, I love that Aussie humor! 😂 Chopper was bloody tops!! Lol. Fuckin blooooaapp hes a terrorist! Best part of that skit!! 😂

[@thegrahamsullivanshow566]

The Real Chopper Reid is so much better. Just shows the best people in Australia are criminals!

[@HEALTHNFITNESSHIPPIEWITCH]

Rodney rude is better by far check him out you will say different

[@MaksutovCG]

lol.. "I have a magical elf"...

[@dannyfromchicago3736]

2:33 "Fuhkin' BLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlLlL" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@owainjohns2815]

absolute GOLD !!!

[@izzymurati1987]

I agree with you on that one

[@dohby1]

Haha the Arab dude was jordan from the Axis Of Awesome!!

[@beardedloon77]

Beep facking beep!! Why did that stupid little half line kill me so much lmao 🤣 long live chopper ,from England 🇬🇧

[@swinh0e]

Chopper is legendary. If only the world was run with his kind of wisdom. Its telling that som many people BLATANTLY miss the point of these very funny clips. peace.

[@albertomarruffo6279]

According to the movie he was a rat and a violent sociopath.

[@paulb1123]

445

[@anthonylynch4737]

Second Oscar for playing chopper besides Bana...

[@horsecodenumbers]

Anthony said Phillip was Milo you hit the nail on the head🤣🤣🤪🤪

[@yumyee2451]

We miss you Chopper x

[@guitarboy500]

lol hahaha love the end with the tourist thing

[@jimo9555]

wow 2006! this has to be the oldest video YT has ever recommended me by a long shot!!

[@robinbanks610]

Me as security “hey chopper I smell weed.” Chopper “yep.” “Hey chop I see ya got a gun and a knife bro.” Chopper “yep.” Me “ok chop through ya go no worries bro😉”

[@potterj09]

Osama Bin Manicure . .. fkken gold haha, that and the teatowel.

[@tasosaromonte4826]

brilliant stuff

[@george7381]

havent seen this in years so funny

[@icyfog9063]

"Fuckin' ALALALALALALALA" - Chopper

[@supercweez]

this guy is quality

[@andrewh9613]

Knock knock who’s there, funny as fuck👍🏻

[@dylanconnell4191]

Settle the fuck down...

[@thedjnitenurse]

This is Faking BLINDING!!🤣😂😂👍👊 "Setel The Fak Down"!!!😂😂😁👍👊

[@ankles632]

How does Chopper wear sunglasses when he doesnt have any fucking ears :) Rip Chopper

[@AquaFan1998]

The sunglasses are too scared to fall 😂

[@assmannewzealand]

2:34 Faken that's where they got the Big Lez bolololo from

[@Ron007Dilligaf]

its "settle the fuck down", but yeah heaps funny

[@BuilderLee72]

Had me p1ssin myself laughing mate! Crackin clip, though i doubt that the laugh police would even allow it on tv anywhere nowadays, but especially in Aussie land

[@Jus..having..a..say..13]

Laugh police, do gooding, pencil pushing bust*rds!!!

[@Crawfo123]

BLOODY TOPS!

[@letsgetreal-df7pu]

Magnificent!

[@eljaydee]

"Settle the fuck down!" HA! I'm a little fuckwit.

[@scottmiller4869]

We need this to restore order in the world

[@crowsfan691]

This would cancelled in an instant these days.

[@chrismitchell4808]

Osama bin manicure 😆🤣😅

[@raypestrapur2897]

Copper Read- lag to the POPO, lag to the screws, deals directly with the detectives.

[@GloryOrBust]

lol why did I just discover this now.

[@asussurge670]

oh i love this

[@alanwall961]

Brilliant

[@jonsimmons4150]

Jailed today in soft oz

[@MrGambitGambit]

love it when the top comments are almost identical

[@TheThronekiller85]

chopper's favourite amount of likes when i saw this

[@anthonyanlezark3319]

He features in this show regularly.

[@Caleb-lbj]

Need more videos lol

[@TheSebastian5978]

Most folks are way to uptight to enjoy this amazing skit these days. Not me😂👍

[@thememaster7]

The wonky moustache lol

[@Dani-it5sy]

I was like: Hey cool this guy is new. He is going to get popular 🤣 Than I saw 17 years ago. Man he was a KZbin pioneer.. This must have been right at the start of KZbin..

[@MrConspark]

Osama bin manicure! F@#kn classic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@falldog9]

Even funnier now.

[@willobi]

total class

[@spaghetticaneddie1150]

LOL brilliant

[@OliByGolly1]

The guy at the end is from Axis of Awesome,

[@pea6]

Genius

[@teresat2595]

If Carl Williams did this shit would hit the fan

[@MooKau_]

well he was dead 10 years before your comment, so yeah.

[@tuinal]

Real chopper is better but I like "harden the fuck up" it's so true!

[@OHyeahPAULYdswiffey]

Allright. Bloody tops :) hahahah

[@Theliltsage]

Seriously fucken funny!

[@matty_isthemotto]

Back when comedy was funny

[@MrRamminator1]

BLOODY TOSS!!!!....!!!!!LOL

[@COLLINGWOODMarvelDC]

agreed

[@Phoebeaaaa]

Haha i love Chopper! Fucking jokes!

[@pcha20]

nice

[@needkan9]

mummy i want a fruit juice, mummy i want a coulering book, mummy im a little fuckwit

[@trevorwinkworth1208]

that was grource

[@squiffig]

Ah, short one, that's mighty fine jump you've made there. And you're telling me what I'm implying? I think you have my implication confused with your inference. ;)

[@xXkiller511Xx]

ohh mummy i want a fruit juice mummmy i want a colouring book oh im a little fuckwit

[@jamesremington8056]

Fukkin blblblblblblblblblllll...

[@sethpastrami1895]

Wow...

[@AugustusCaesar88]

fucking brilliant

[@1055939]

Beep Fuckin Beep!!!!!

[@bizarro20daves]

so weird that a parody of a murdering thug became so popular

[@ws5826]

chopper was funny as fuck...rip

[@reynaldoflores4522]

Chopper looks like Steven Seagal!

[@stevebrickshitta870]

They are very alike. In fact, Chopper was a Irish blackbelt. Carried a sawn-off shotty behind his back. Always prepared.

[@jstone247]

And just as charming.

[@TeeborGames]

Lets just start with this is from an Australian tv show so he is probably Australian, and Limey is a slang term used to describe people from the UK

[@topmorry]

ausama bin manicure

[@MrRamminator1]

it sounds like he is saying toss

[@SundayzCrows33]

😂👍

[@johntomasik1555]

LOL...comical how uptight airport security people are. Give a moron authority, stand back and enjoy the circus.... My best moment was once I took a small hand carry soft bag through. I get pulled aside after it was x-ray'd. The lady start pulling out several loose bullets from the bottom of the bag. I used to use that bag for the range as well, and some fell out and I never checked the bag fully before re-packing it with my travel items.

[@travels129]

Classic

[@RiskGrave]

I’m glad I came of age when comedy was, you know, actually funny. Not one second of this could air on TV with all the woke crybabies about these days.

[@TerriSan1956]

There is no way Chopper would get a gig with all the political bloody correctness of today. As an Australian we all know how to take a good hard laugh about ourselves or as Chopper would say "Taking The Piss"..

[@adscott27]

even though hes doing shows constantly, yeah sure scare yourself over made up PC

[@CRAIG5835]

Extracting the urine.

[@CRAIG5835]

@@adscott27 Terri is meaning the real Chopper, the Late grate Chopper, who wasnt called Chopper because his lugs had been hacked off, so go figure.

[@adscott27]

@@CRAIG5835 he would still get gigs, was always welcome at comics lounge

[@frankwhite7878]

@@adscott27 how is he doing shoes constantly if he’s been dead for 9 years

[@bluedragon75]

How and why does he have ears. Chopper chopped em off...

[@happivaras]

Long live the memory of Mark Chopper Reid a true gentleman.

[@davidgray2805]

Mummy lol

[@jamesaustralian9829]

2:34

[@JustCalMeBozeman]

He's like a more loud mouthed, vulgar Australian version of Ron Swanson.

[@Delorian82]

Osama Bin Manicure

[@Nic560]

Fucking nice sunnies mate