Fail-safe Methods to Pass a Drug Test in 2024

[@EverybodyEats80]

I just want to say to all the nervous people on here watching, you will get past this no matter what happens 😊

[@CornDawgOG]

Unless

[@aaronlopez9658]

@@CornDawgOG lol

[@homelessman3483]

I failed and now I'm gonna go back to prison...

[@KermitTFYT]

@@homelessman3483😂 damn bro good luck.

[@DemiGray]

Thank you 😭😭

[@deenice8549]

I just want to take a moment to appreciate the community of productive stoners. We out here and we’re getting shit done… highly motivated 😆

[@TUK_ACE]

Out working alcoholics on the daily j don't talk to me 😂😂😂😂

[@agent0444]

​@@TUK_ACE😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattmillerbreakingamish4683]

Lol

[@garymoore3159]

And where will you be when someone has a workplace injury and everyone gets tested. Should people who remain sober at work feel obligated to cover for morons that can't? Use drugs at work or show up for work impaired? The authorities should throw the book at you. Period

[@Slow_Biden]

@@garymoore3159 What about responsible smokers who smoke outside of work to be able to sleep and get rid of aches and pains, should they be penalized too? Flawed logic.

[@nabekiaga3086]

everyone who's boutta get tested good luck you'll get thru this 🤞🏾

[@Brandon-dg3xz]

No the fuck we won’t im fucked

[@QueenKeyTV]

Thank you ❤

[@fenderchick121]

thanks bro i hate this crap

[@asprof34]

@@fenderchick121 I hate crap like this, "everything is going to be alright". Nah, you don't know. Sometimes things suck.

[@gamekinglol-rx3oj]

Ong you real

[@adriansangster7721]

To all my people who struggling I’m with you and remember the sun will shine again tomorrow!

[@mickm2999]

I always score high on my drug tests

[@mikehoncho9344]

Me too, I study constantly 😊

[@Lexloveyy]

This WORKS but you have follow the directions exactly as they are. The same day method worked! Green fleets thank you!

[@ThcdetoxUsofficial]

You're welcome 🤗

[@discrete1455]

Which vitamin B?

[@JoshBruin77]

​@discrete1455You want the vitamin B with riboflavin, as it gives the urine color.

[@2bitecrew283]

How much creatine?

[@JoshBruin77]

@@2bitecrew283 There is a study from NIH that suggest 20 grams taken about 2 hours before the test. That's about 4 scoops. Make sure you take it a couple hours before so that it can convert to creatinine. 👍

[@Zowie39]

I like this channel! He breaks it down in a friendly voice. Gives ya sound advise, wanting to help, doesn't make ya feel you kittens-ited something. I dont have any test to do but I love the love because its folks helping each out! And I should go on this just because my diet is all off and need a refresher! I will recommend to several people in the same boat. Thank you ~Human

[@ThcdetoxUsofficial]

Thank you for your kind words 🤗

[@stuartj1234]

I solved all this questioning and anxiety about two years ago.....I stopped using drugs!! Seriously the best thing I ever did.

[@sleeping589]

I bought the kit, I started my process an hour ago, I’ll update this comment with the result after my test.

[@Burnapaxk]

Aye bruh don’t forget

[@sleeping589]

@@Burnapaxk I did the test but they didn’t get me results, they will send it to the company, so if I got the job then I’ll see, so I let you know

[@user-ux5gj8fv5p]

👀👀

[@sleeping589]

Hey friends I just wanna tell that I passed the drug test! But they didn’t test me for THC, the drug test is 4 panel, so just to let you know.

[@chrishuber3262]

So... You passed the test you never took?

[@rajkumarroy215]

I just want to detox myself and want to live free all of impurities 🎉❤God Bless all

[@JordanK2003]

Waiting on a potential job offer this week. Went through 2 phases of interviews and haven’t smoked in 8 weeks. Still dirty. I’ve accepted that I need to stop smoking but wow this process has been stressful, not cause i miss smoking but cause i fear getting an offer and having to take a drug test I know i’ll fail. Have even tried several detox methods. A shame…

[@maxpowers6033]

Might have to bite the bullet and buy the Urinator and use substitute pee

[@annagrozdanov]

YALL THIS SHIT WORKS!!!!!!!! i’m 5’10 220 lbs, been smoking almost daily for 4 years (but to be transparent i don’t smoke a lot- around 2 puffs of a wax pen a day) and i found out on monday i’m getting drug tested, and i had a week to detox. mon-fri i fasted/ate healthy with low carbs, lots of green tea and caffeine helped too/exercised, took 3 capsules of st. john’s wort (i believe around 250 mg per capsule?) daily and took 500 mg charcoal before meals 3x a day. on saturday i ate HELLA carbs and was lazy too lol. today is sunday-i ate a heavy breakfast and have been lounging around not exercising, just took 3 dollar store tests and i’m negative!!!! THIS VIDEO IS A GODSEND!!! i think i’m gonna retest later tonight/tomorrow morning and when i have my actual test tomorrow i’ll update y’all if i pass!!!! good luck everyone on ur detox :)

[@DemiGray]

I hope you pass!

[@annagrozdanov]

@@DemiGray thank you! it ended up being a saliva test so i passed with flying colors :) i still definitely recommend this method though because it worked way better than i thought it would, at least according to the tests i took the afternoon and night before, as well as the morning of the test

[@bangda4]

@@annagrozdanovYoo I gotta question I haven’t smoked in a couple months since my po drug test me so what if I smoke once n stop until my next drug test? My next one is in about 3 weeks

[@deenice8549]

Did you pass? 👀

[@bangda4]

@@deenice8549 Ian have to take this month

[@dannyrabaan]

Heavy user here, to the point when I’m sober people think I am high. Giving it a shot I’ll update when received and passed

[@cristianramirezfonseca8567]

Don't you have home tests? Bought 25 urine kits of OneSecond tests. I'd say you have to test yourself at home before so you makensure you're going to pass ot

[@ogaries2987]

Did it work?

[@dannyrabaan]

I was supposed to have received it today by noon. I paid extra for express shipping and I am asking for a refund on the shipping. I don’t know how long until I get it or when I can say whether or not, I passed

[@dannyrabaan]

@@cristianramirezfonseca8567es, I did test myself and I failed. This is without the product shown in video. Just in case there’s confusion.

[@dannyrabaan]

@@ogaries2987 no it didn’t work. I followed the directions perfectly except keeping some toxins out. Being a chain smoker for cigarettes it’s not going to stop for 2 days. I’m 5 ft 9 in 180 lbs. i drank 30 oz cups of water between each, and peed about 7 times before the test. Which is more than I do in 3 days btw. I have a test in a couple hours for my new job guess I’m not going.

[@emilylooser91]

It works!!! I used everything it said the day of the test and I smoked 2 days before the urine test. P.S- I didn’t take exactly 10 grams of activated charcoal i probably did about 7 or 8 grams. (like 14 pills bc they were milligrams) I also used regular creatine and it still worked. THANK YOU!!!

[@akshaybahuguna4906]

Hello Emily. Glad that you were able to beat the test. One thing though did you also take the fast Detoxification kit (Same day kit) as mentioned in the same day method as well or just the ingredients mentioned (such as grape juice, charcoal, etc) ? Really appreciate if you can respond!

[@jimyounger9490]

Been using Certo since the 90’s. Never failed a single test. As many as 5 a year. Some years only one. But it works.

[@kylejohnson7777]

Whats certo???

[@jimyounger9490]

@@kylejohnson7777 it’s fruit pectin. What they make jelly out of. It’s at Walmart , doller general , in the canning aisle by canning jars. But do it like the video says , I would eat one pack ( comes with two ) like 6 in the morning drink lots of water and Gatorade. Try to time it and drink a Coke classic like half hour before test. This will give your piss some yellow color because it will be clear all morning. Do a practice run and try at home first.

[@jimyounger9490]

@@kylejohnson7777 the good news is they are finally coming out with tests that can determine current use of marijuana. Now it detects use for the last 30 days. What the fuck good is that test ?? Doesn’t tell ya shit other than one gets high , oh big deal so they finally are becoming more realistic. If I get drunk Saturday it shouldn’t lose my job Monday two weeks later !! Been my argument since day one.

[@sarii5942]

Did you take certo the night before or only day of the test? And do you take it with Gatorade? Thanks :)

[@jimyounger9490]

@@sarii5942 morning of the test. I didn’t use Gatorade till recently actually. Coke is what I use to use but both I guess. I’ve used both.

[@KK-vx8lz]

Green Fleets, you are true heros.

[@drewtramp1577]

Yes. It was something i didnt get till older. The 64 was awesome.

[@Jesus_777.2]

This does work, I used the next day method. I smoked on saturday and was tested on monday morining and i got a negative for canabis great video thanks for posting it👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@deathrowleo2942]

Bro really?

[@Jesus_777.2]

@@deathrowleo2942 yeah man it did work for me

[@sahildamani2733]

Which method did you use?

[@pennyponder9882]

What is the link to purchase

[@coreysmith1331]

10 MG or 10 grams?

[@user-hr1wv8gt5u]

If the test strip is on the cup. It only reads once. If you can get water in the cup first for a few seconds pour it out and piss in it so the color and temp are correct and it will read clean

[@m.c.ruckus2032]

It's been my experience that there is no pouring anything out. The toilet and sink are usually covered, preventing you to have anywhere to pour it. Also, person giving the cup to you and taking it back from you are trained to know the status of the bathroom when you go in & check for anything altered ... Like spills, drops on the floor. & Though they don't stare at you junk, they only give you about 2 feet between you & them. You just turn away & they are RIGHT behind you , paying attention for any suspicious activity. They are not afraid to disqualify you , which = failed test.

[@noelmercado6278]

Thank you for this video, needed it!

[@TheSammythebomb]

I did the same day method, followed it to a T. Took a test myself at home and it was positive, I have my DOD drug test tomorrow so I'm guessing I'm screwed. Smoked 1g a day everyday for the past 20 days. stopped smoking 5 days ago when I got called in originally for the test but couldn't come in for the test due to recovering from my wisdom teeth surgery. 6'0" 200lbs. Cut off for us is 50ng/ml, The at home test I took has a 50ng/ml Cut off as well. I will update this comment when my results come back after my test tomorrow. Wish me luck.

[@cookingmedic8849]

How'd you do?

[@zach---]

how was it

[@i.c.wiener6776]

Where are you man?

[@wheatbreaddayz8394]

What happened bro?

[@DennisCaldwell-pn9jx]

Stop typin all that bs just to not even give results. This life or be broke for a lot of people man 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@jeffmahan5820]

That 4 hour quick method worked. I drank a little more water than that, but also some strong black coffee to darken things up. Those charcoal capsules work like magic.

[@deenice8549]

I just got the charcoal capsules! How much did you take/ recommend per meal?

[@jeffmahan5820]

mine are 1200mg so I took 8, 4 hours before the test@@deenice8549

[@Marvin-ut4xs]

@@deenice8549 any certain brand ? How much did u take

[@SeniorDingDong98]

Yeah is it 10 grams or milligrams?

[@jeffmahan5820]

@@SeniorDingDong98 10 grams or 8 1200mg capsules

[@freakinElvis]

A lot more information on the web than just a few years ago bravo

[@anneteefah4857]

Drug testing for marijuana should be a criminal offense punishable by death. Companies that test are a joke and deserve to go out of business.

[@Zteyuopui]

Do you want a high doctor working on you?

[@chrishuber3262]

Or a nuclear power plant operator?

[@brandihess7799]

I mean most businesses it really is a waste, but if your job can potentially harm anyone if your not on your A game I can’t disagree with them testing. Just wish the test were able to tell if you are on them in real time. Even a doctor should be allowed to use the benefits of marijuana on his time off

[@jacobs5057]

@@Zteyuopuino I want a doctor on fentanyl which isn’t even in a drug test , or meth which is out of their system within 2 days . That’s what I’d rather have , you’re so smart!

[@Zteyuopui]

@@jacobs5057chill

[@jessyork3521]

That activated charcoal is no joke bro, I dissolved just a little scoop into my water and sipped on it all day, ate a high fiber diet, drank some green tea, and Dandelion tea, and shit for 2 days, some really nasty shit came out of me, not only did my THC levels drop drastically, I felt rejuvenated, like a reset button was hit. Gonna go kill my drug screening tomorrow and go roll a fatty to celebrate!

[@amgriff18]

Did u pass?

[@joshhenshaw2534]

Did it work

[@adamcooper4188]

Update?

[@MayaKC958]

Update ?

[@jonaidzahir7932]

I think they killed him in drug screening

[@re8746]

For the avg pothead it takes 6-8 weeks of abstinence ie no pot smoking to pass a urine drug test. No smoking pot at all.

[@user-ww9pd2rz4e]

Took me 44 days

[@re8746]

@@user-ww9pd2rz4e 6-8 weeks of abstinence.

[@davidashley1354]

The best way is to stop completely 4-6 weeks prior.

[@andresgarcia3852]

I’ve been clean 5 weeks (5’7 210 pounds) still dirty

[@re8746]

Can’t cheat or smoke at all. @@andresgarcia3852

[@gabestattic2159]

this is best video the whole youtube THANK YOU SO MUCH !

[@BurntByMcDonaldsCoffee]

I’ve done this before, the one thing that got me caught up was the creatinine levels were all over the place

[@FyouThatsMyName]

Creatine is legal why is that an issue

[@allieboy181]

@@FyouThatsMyNameit just looks suspicious. And they know to look for it now

[@okaywowlolidk337]

@@FyouThatsMyNamebecause your creatine level drops like crazy which leads to suspicions

[@Pilv11]

@@okaywowlolidk337 Isn't that why you take creatine before the test? Also would be nice to know how much creatine you have to take before the test for optimal levels

[@poliomcglophlin6561]

When you mention the activated charcoal, you say take 10 grams but the graphic shows 10mg. Just pointing that out. Helpful video, thanks

[@juliuscaesar756]

Which one is it

[@thechillspot675]

Last 2 drug tests I've taken I've passed. And I smoked 5 days before both of them. 3-5 days to flush urine if you're not a heavy user

[@thechillspot675]

@@saintxavier5656 that's considered moderate, so a few extra days for you. But no more than 7-10

[@dougstyles]

​@@saintxavier5656yes

[@Maddog494]

I have 15 days until my test for DOC . Previously smoked a bowl or two a day quitting today. 155 lbs and very active . I need to get this job

[@thechillspot675]

@@Maddog494 you got it !

[@thechillspot675]

@@Maddog494 you will not fail.

[@CarsCatAliens]

Depending on your test type... Oral swab being the easiest one to beat. Don't do anything, for a day and a half.. be sure to brush well... Rinse out your mouth with straight peroxide.. make sure to swish it all around, checks gums, teeth mouth, gargle... Bring a little with you... Rinse with water.. before you go in for test (walking from car to the building) swish one more time with peroxide and water. Keep a small bit of water in your cheek, and gums.. just enough that you can still speak. In house cup test (the cup has the test in it) This one takes a little experimenting before hand to know what works for your time line.. If you have clean time, but know you will eventually do stuff, or you know someone, collect clean urine from them. Store it in a container that will produce enough for the test,and can be held under your nuts. Freeze the samples right away (make sure lid doesn't have a cardboard disk in it... It will break down and you will have very suspicious piss lol... Ok, these style test you know you will pass cause you're using clean piss. How will you fail ? 2 ways... If you are using someone else's pee, know what if any meds they are on...might fail for barbiturates if you didn't know they take Xanax once or 3 times a day.. second way, and this is where you need to experiment is temperature. Too hot you will fail, too too hot you could ruin the sample. Too cold, they will know it didn't come out of you. I used a pill bottle, wrapped it in paper towel, and a rubber band to hold it on.. keeps it insulated. I used to nuke mine to 120⁰, it was a 15,20 min ride to get there, and about 10 minutes waiting to get called. Never had an issue. Kept it wrapped and under my balls the entire time. Make sure not to use plastic baggies or anything else that the tester may hear if they are standing outside the door.. Ok the last one. Test that get sent to a lab where they analyze EVERYTHING!!! The only way I know that's a sure fire guarantee is don't use. However you can dilute your urine without them knowing. Drinking too much water causes the ph to be off.. when you pee there is a standard amount of other things as well. Like creaatan. (Sp) you can drink propel instead of water, and your test might be below the fail standard. It's risky, but a drug counselor actually let this slip out one time. Do a little research on what urine is made up of. And people, you cannot dip or mix drugs that you are supposed to be on (like Suboxone) by dipping it in the pee.. that's not how it works. Drugs metabolize Into other drugs that they are structured from themselves. ...

[@thanxdude7953]

Another option I found to work in tests that get sent to a lab, is making ur own synthetic urine. I looked up a recipe that has the correct amount of salts, spec gravity, ph, and creatine. Get yellow/orange food coloring for color. Once it's in a liquid form, u can lithium chloride to maintain the temp for an hour. Also, I found if u need subz to be in the solution, to put a piece of sun in ur mouth and spit a few times in the sample. It came back positive using this method.

[@CarsCatAliens]

@@thanxdude7953 Very interesting 🤔... I always avoided synthetic simply due to the repercussions of getting caught with it. I was not trying to get my sentenced restored as violating my terms would have sent me away for quite a few years over less than 3 dollars... You would think one would just simply "quit" in the face of that but addiction knows no limits.

[@phillipstracner7909]

I'm going to try what you Said about the swab test. They pretty much swab me no longer that a 3 or 4 minutes after I walk in the door. I'm going to rinse with peroxide two ot three times before I walked in. Brush my teeth real good and rinse before I get in the car and go also.

[@CarsCatAliens]

@@phillipstracner7909 I've never done it for pot... Well I did back in the early 2000's when it was a newer method of testing. Pot would only show up for 24 hours.. I'd smoke the night before and be fine. I'm not sure what it is now, so I do not have any solid info into that.... I was using opiates when I used the peroxide method. And I didn't use for 2 days before. So it's not really fool proof tested.... Hope your test goes fine. Is it for a job, or legal ?

[@savannahmarie8254]

I didn't read nothing past the first part I smoked right before I brushed my teeth and tongue drink hella water to keep my mouth wet I always passed mouth swabs high af

[@deepankersingh7689]

Oh my god too much motivation and positivity in comment section .now i dont care for test anymore.

[@ike0G]

Testing for thc is so dumb. F that.

[@stackit303]

Basically, if you have to pass a random drug test your screwed!

[@Cloticz]

Fuck 😂

[@broncoski]

i have weekly so i feel like id be on my way to colon cancer if i kept up the 4 hour one every week, time to switch to 🍄

[@tamumongillo45]

All bout attitude, innocent until proven guilty

[@jonathonbaker-guntang4163]

One should never lie or be ashamed of how they live their life over any job. No worries either way. No huge loss.

[@brantvaughn8139]

I never comment, have a drug screen that I have to do within 3 business days. Stopped smoking for about a week after daily use of 4-5 years. Bought the 7 day detox, and the same day. Will keep everyone posted. Also bought a sauna suit and have been running 4-5 miles a day for the first 3-5 days. Going to gain back the weight in the last 2. While taking the 7 day and the same day. Will update if I pass or fail. I gotta pass for the job as it’s a life changing position. Also anyone that says “ just don’t do drugs” Funny that you wound up on a drug screening video 🙃 don’t you have anything else to do with your day 🤔 like be a loser

[@krazyninja117]

results?

[@LeeLee-bo3dr]

Should have gotten your results back,by now, how'd it go?

[@acrobro5912]

how’d it go bro, rooting for u

[@user-hr1wv8gt5u]

If the test strip is on the cup itself it only reads once so if you put water in it first and pour out it will read clean and pour out piss in the cup so the color and temp is correct

[@acrobro5912]

@@user-hr1wv8gt5u most of the time the test strip isnt

[@tinamc3332]

Trying to help a friend and trying to gather as much information as possible

[@layla6998]

Did you find an effective way?

[@SmuggledPineapples]

FYI, DOT drug tests have a standard cutoff of metabolite concentration while non-DOT jobs can set this concentration to whatever often below the 50ng/ml for the initial test and lower on the confirmation meaning it is not regulated and can be much harder to pass. I had one that would of passed DOT but since the company had 20ng/ml at initial and 10 at confirmation i didn’t so it may take longer..

[@daMillenialTrucker]

There's only 1 failsafe way to pass a drug test...

[@yerpster]

@@daMillenialTrucker that is...

[@jordanbrumfield61]

Bro I used U-pass (synthetic pee) pto pass my DOT and I drive trucks and it worked

[@anthonyalvarado7978]

@@jordanbrumfield61how bro

[@freethegreat]

​@@jordanbrumfield61how long ago?

[@dasnotes9699]

im having a drug test tommow and laughing hard seing all the stoners here haha

[@jamesshoemaker684]

Something else that helps, you body metabolizes the THC out. Fasting helps burn the fat and metabolize it out stop eating leading up to your test and then like this video says eat something high in fat and sugar before the test it's not going to hurt 90% of people to fast for a few days

[@Milyutin53]

haha..I used to use activated charcoal all the time, since Im from Ukraine and everyone's familair with it there. When I recommended it in US to my buddies, they didnt believe me. First channel on youtube that actually talks about it. cheers, best info. btw im clean )

[@romaisahashmi2530]

How do you take the charcoal? I can’t find 10mg

[@felipearroyo9502]

But did you Pass??

[@Pilv11]

How much charcoal daily? I only found 250mg tablets

[@shifty1369]

If your in Cali you can not be denied a job for testing positive for marijuana after 1/1/2024 ✌️👍🏻

[@Gifted120]

Wish that was everywhere

[@shifty1369]

@@Gifted120 it will be in time, really longgg time with our government probably

[@IUSTITA]

If it's a Federal Job that might be a different story.

[@shifty1369]

@@IUSTITA could be, I heard it might not work for people who drive for careers like long haul truck drivers, but I don’t know for sure.

[@IUSTITA]

@@shifty1369I think you are correct good sir.

[@eddy0822]

It’s sad that we have to test for THC in 2024

[@nickbruno1363]

only had to ever take 2 test , and i smoked before both of them and passed

[@gobigorange]

I never failed a random drug test, I simply give them one of these 🖕on my way out the door

[@tomtroy3792]

Flushing will cause a false negative but you get to do it again. So it buys you some time cocaine is about 72 hours 3 days in your system at least this is what I found out throughout all my treatment centers throughout the years🙂

[@jamescooper3324]

Flushing only causes a false negative if the color and gravity of the urine aren’t what they’re supposed to be. This is explained in the video.

[@christianhoffman7407]

It might be illegal for court order drug test but not an employment drug test. Only the state is allowed to trample your rights like that.

[@chrishuber3262]

Nope. If you work at a nuclear power plant, any evidence of testing subversion like many of these quick clean methods suggest in these videos that any drug testing lab will easily detect will disqualify you for life. I know this because I am a former chronic smoker that finally grew up and decided it was more important to take care of my family than it was to constantly please myself. Don't get me wrong. When I retire I will be lighting some huge fatties for old times sake!

[@gabewilson4945]

For the same day one do you have to drink 25 oz of water every hour or 25oz total

[@chadkline4268]

1. You can be declared to have failed because you drank too much water and your urine was too dilute. 2. Best method us to use freeze dried pee from a church group.

[@Pipefitter666]

Where is ur church lol

[@chadkline4268]

@@Pipefitter666 KZbin deleted my reply. Testclear company. It's a little capsule, 00 size. Just dump it in water. They use the money to support their church group, so 2 good deeds with one stone Mr. Satan 😆

[@PheonixBluez]

As of 02/15/2024. This method works. I passed the drug test. Second time doing this. Last time was 03/2022.

[@TheJody1982]

You are not alone. I've been 2 the future before

[@Pilv11]

How long were you sober before the test and were you a heavy user? which methods did you use or was it all of them?

[@PheonixBluez]

@@Pilv11 I was sober only 24hours. I did the Gatorade method with jam. I drank one the night before and 1 and half the next day. I took creatine and B12 supplements

[@Pilv11]

@@PheonixBluez Crazy how that works, other people claim to stay positive for over 3 months and others pass the test with ease. We don't have that specific jam in my country so guess I'll buy some charcoal and cross my fingers..

[@Co-SS]

this is for a UA. For a hair test your hosed no matter what. for like 90 days atleast.

[@jasonmc.dougall8551]

I use the activated charcoal because it's fast acting, I usually take about 3 capsules atleast 3 to 5 hrs before and an energy drink about an hour after taking the charcoal...

[@ToxicRize]

I just came back to this video to confirm that the 4 hour method works. I’m a heavy user and I smoked out of bongs. I stopped a day and a half before the test. I used activated charcoal 200+ mg and 1 pack of liquid certo in a Gatorade. Then the I did 15mg of creatine and a cup of grapefruit juice. Took a shit because of the activated charcoal and a shower Afterwards just Gatorade and water I pissed over 10 times I ate one chocolate bar but I bought b12 vitamins not knowing they wouldn’t make my pee yellow so don’t make that mistake lol. To make my pee have some color I drank Arizona green tea and apple juice. If you get all the necessary ingredients and the replacements just to be safe and do what I did you should pass because I’ve been smoking everyday for 2 months straight. Feel free to ask any questions I’ll actually take the time to respond.

[@kenttv3966]

Same situation

[@cubanb5401]

So you did not take b12 because it wont make your pee yellow ? Or you forgot it ?

[@fizzwaffles2939]

Same here bro. Been sober 5 days, water every day but still testing positive. Drank about a gallon everyday and taking vitamins like b-12 Magnesium- Calcium. I was going to drink a certo the night before and an Ultra eliminex the morning of and another certo the morning of. Shuld i start using charcoal tmrw(thursday)as the test is friday afternoon.

[@jordanbrumfield61]

Bro it don't seem like u are following his step by step

[@ToxicRize]

@@fizzwaffles2939 the certo and Gatorade is temporary fix there’s no point in drinking it the night before. This method is for flushing the thc out of your body for a period of time. This method is not detox. You must follow the steps in the video and go by the 4 hour time frame if preformed correctly it’ll work

[@woper522]

I followed the 4 hours method today, when I get the results I'll come back here to let you know the outcome, guys, wish me luck!

[@ThatWitchandHerMan]

How did it go?

[@woper522]

@@ThatWitchandHerMan still waiting...

[@sebastianjoel5560]

Ay how'd it go?

[@woper522]

OMG!!!, It totally worked!!!... I got the job!!!... more details as soon as I can post from my laptop!!! 🥳🥳🥳

[@mosessanchez9874]

Where did you get it from

[@waltergoring8428]

God's work

[@sageflexin1434]

did it work for you??

[@seanknight9808]

Good video. How about zinc? I heard zinc also takes out THC.

[@zach---]

did it work

[@seanknight9808]

I believe it did, but I used other things as well besides zinc.@@zach---

[@Sal-zk3dd]

got a drug test coming up today and im gonna follow all your tips. I’ll keep yall updated

[@araceliscodm1778]

I also have one soon 🥲 lmkkk

[@user-kr6ne6dv6t]

How was it?

[@adamcooper4188]

You did not keep us updated

[@jenniferalcantara1906]

He didn’t pass the test

[@araceliscodm1778]

@@jenniferalcantara1906 I FAILED MINES

[@andrewmenser840]

I must ask how do you know how to pass a test in 2024 when this video is 2 years old?? its 2024 now like wtf??

[@ThcdetoxUsofficial]

That's because human metabolism hasn't changed since that time. Unfortunately, we don't evolve that fast :) So the methods are the same as 2 years ago. ;)

[@manioso77]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@HelloTakun]

This is the real question on here. But I’m sure they just edited the title if the methods were still valid

[@HelloTakun]

Yeah the page verified ahha sorry I would have never commented if I had seen that someone already addressed this for you 😅

[@JojjoBeats]

Hahahaha 😂

[@simhthmss]

What a dystopian world we are in where people in power think that what is in your urine is any of their business.

[@LilRed90skid]

I agree.

[@benmack4525]

As a heavy heavy weed smoker I tried these didn’t work but u seen that it was tryin cuz my levels were very lower then normal

[@fattysmcobre5250]

Certo mixed with Gatorade and 20 0z of water 2.5 hrs before your test also works for thc but just thc

[@cantyouhearmeknocking1961]

What is Certo?

[@patrickcash864]

@@cantyouhearmeknocking1961 Sure Jell. aka fruit pectin, its used to make jellies and jams

[@lilhammerhead3444]

@@cantyouhearmeknocking1961google it

[@otmgingerbreadkid2780]

should i use the sugarless gatorade or just the regular?

[@charleshemphill6923]

So I took a home thc test it came up negative. I took my screen last Wednesday they had to send it Fed Ex to the lab. Here it is Sunday and I'm freaking out his has been the longest couple days of my life. My question is if I was negative on the Home test will. I be good for the lab they said it's a 30 ko.

[@charleshemphill6923]

Passed wooo hoo

[@Toast.3]

@@charleshemphill6923Ayy congratulations! What method did you do to detox im not sure if my job will do a mouth swab or urine test so I'm tryna have all my bases covered

[@anthonyfreakytanderson2882]

All I’ve ever done was drink a whole lot of water till it crystal clear and go piss I pass everytime 😅

[@johnr5262]

I tested last Wednesday and haven't heard anything back yet. I ended up not using anything. I home tested at least 12 times and came back neg on them all. I have an ultra high metabolism and sweat my ass off with work. We shall see. I'm looking at it like it's just fate. Should be good to go but I would still go to Walmart!

[@lolaz5247]

I did the same day method and it worked!

[@lotfitalaourar6050]

Really i have like in 2 weeks test y think i will survive ? Thanks

[@kennedyrianne]

@@lotfitalaourar6050how did it go??

[@DennisCaldwell-pn9jx]

How many days had it been since you smoked

[@pooh1twin]

Ain’t nobody got no charcoal maaaannn 😂😂😂😂

[@siahwtf]

😂😂😂

[@erikainiguez2958]

Just curious anyone go to jail for cheating on a urine test

[@introspectivep]

For clarity do you mean the same day method? Like the activated charcoal through the candy bar step??

[@charlesmonroe8288]

I violated parole for a urine that was too clean. Did a year.

[@user-lx8nu7ol7u]

What did you use

[@charlesmonroe8288]

@@user-lx8nu7ol7u forget the name. Cleansing tablets from the health store.

[@patrickcash864]

county state or federal?

[@charlesmonroe8288]

@@patrickcash864 New Jersey

[@taze317]

A drug test? I'll have to study.

[@zollietaylor57]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

[@Mr84Jk]

i did all the video said and i had the test today earlier , and i passed but they told me thats they will send the urine to the laboratory for even deeper analyse , can they still detect the thc in the lab ? im really worried X/

[@i.c.wiener6776]

Дай тебе бог здоровья, хороший человек!

[@judee00]

I knew a person who smoked and Oz a week. Drank large amounts of water and cranberry juice for 4 days and passed no problem. That person did this several times.

[@pg3sean851]

if you dont mind what was the height and weight of this person

[@judee00]

@pg3sean851 around 6 foot 225lbs

[@CarlMalhone]

Yessir

[@toddsiegert5352]

man i been smokin that gas for a min now. i got a drug test in 2 days hopefully i pass.

[@gabrielluttrell1802]

Did it work?

[@destiniboggs2813]

did you ever pass?

[@BannanaBlue]

Damn I hate people who make these comments but don't respond to the replies.

[@HCIbn]

@@BannanaBlue that’s because they are trolling you. Mostly the comments here don’t even smoke marijuana.

[@jamalgrant9335]

​@@HCIbn that's some wicked shit

[@azsp8]

Smoked this morning and forgot i have court in 3 days

[@cathaldowdall7467]

What can you do for road side driving swab test to keep your licence. I was told rinse mouth with hydrogen peroxide for 10-15 seconds . Or vinegar before test

[@GratefullyDedicatedF4L]

How much creatine should you mix into the grapefruit juice? So how much Grapefruit Juice AND how much Creatine is needed? I am 5'9" tall, slim guy,only weigh about 140lbs +/- few lbs. Also, how much Vitamin B should you take at the 2 hours prior mark? These correct measurements I feel like are very very vital when It comes to something as precise as this... if anyone had tried these steps and followed them PLEASE let me know how it went and if anyone has the answers to my questions on the measurements of the creatine, grapefruit juice and vitamin B please PLEASE PEASE let me know ASAP!!! THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!! -J

[@______6879]

What happened? What’s the update?

[@______6879]

What’s the update?

[@lbjb2422]

what if i been sober for 87 days and i starved my self every day at work. i used to walk alot (amazon delivery) and sometimes eat a snack but always drank 4 water bottles, i would eat only during dinner.

[@N0TTHATGUY488]

You are easily clean

[@spidergoose891]

​@@N0TTHATGUY488 not always. I still have a faint negative after 94 days from 2nd hand exposure.

[@soilrocktree]

He said 10 grams of charcoal and the graphic said 10 mg

[@ThcdetoxUsofficial]

10g is accurate.

[@spidergoose891]

I haven't smoked in 10 years, but apparently, my body now produces THC when I exercise. I get a faint negative on home tests. I just want to make sure I pass this nonsensical test.

[@crazywomancreek1]

Well, I’ve already begun your other video with method one of flushing . Been 7 weeks since I’ve permanently quit weed, but my body just won’t let go! However, been doing milk thistle for the past 5 days, but that alone hasn’t helped. I quit weed for 7 years and it took almost 8-9 months to get rid of it; however, I wasn’t taking detox stuff. I just let it leave on its own little accord.

[@ShiestyApe]

Why stop?

[@crazywomancreek1]

@@ShiestyApe work

[@hunteryates2377]

Dude how much do you smoke lol?

[@crazywomancreek1]

@@hunteryates2377 a boatload! 😂 I cleared myself since this video. Then started smoking again. When I finish my training and start looking for a job, I’ll quit again until I get the job I want

[@crazywomancreek1]

@AHALKALAKETS men have a better metabolism, I believe, on average.

[@reaperct3454]

This is to much work

[@DUBTSHOW]

u don't want to pass then

[@loganmunroe4115]

Can you use the certo and charcoal together to help with the same day method?

[@jlliverato2330]

The second method will cause below 20 mg of creatinine/dl of urine so if it's a drug test being conducted by most courts then it's considered diluted or otherwise a positive test. So it's good to know if the test will measure creatinine levels.

[@user-wg9rh7vl9h]

All new tests can tell metabolites flushing worse than hot lies

[@mikemiller659]

they ALL Do

[@mr_happygolucky7095]

I passed a lot of ETG test using creatine, it just doesn't work if you push it too hard and you drink way too much the night before

[@notliketheothers814]

A dilute is NOT A Fail it's a retest

[@notliketheothers814]

2nd test just repeat steps as you did the first

[@derek7709]

Hi green fleets, love your content. How much should I trust at home tests? I’ve passed 5 dollar tree tests and one “equate” test. I was able to pass the tests with normal hydration levels. I detoxed way quicker than I expected so I just want to make sure that I can pass a lab test.

[@ThcdetoxUsofficial]

The cutoff levels for the lab screen tests are the same as for home tests: 50ng/ml.

[@sageflexin1434]

@@ThcdetoxUsofficial will this work for probation??

[@sageflexin1434]

@@ThcdetoxUsofficial they have a 12 panel drug screen where i go

[@michaelvestal1701]

@@sageflexin1434 I'm not positive but I think that means how many drugs it tests

[@jackofallglass165]

@@sageflexin1434 we gone find out today. i did activated charcole for 4 days, i just drank the certo, about to do the creatine. will update with results. i failed an at home test yesterday so fingers crossed im not going back to rehab. also, rehab for pot... when you have epilepsy. the world we live in is fucked up. i live in texas

[@chrislittle8122]

Been nearly a month since I’ve quit smoking. Had smoked wax everyday for the past 4 years. I’m never gonna be clean.

[@99problemsbutafishaintone35]

I'd tell everyone how I passed my test but I can't remember.

[@johnr5262]

Don't bother with GreenFleets. It's better and much cheaper to go to Walmart because what they don't tell you or show you is that it's QCARBO in the box which can be purchased for a lot, lot less locally and there's no shipping.

[@toptentex3541]

What are the pills?

[@lucafiorani3399]

does it matter when and what i eat before the test?

[@KMFDM_Kid2000]

I tried all kinds of things to get marijuana out of my system and none worked. As a heavy daily smoker for medical reasons, it took me 9 months to finally get clean results from the most sensitive urine tests. I bought some of those "guaranteed" kits and none worked. No home remedies worked, tried them all. I HAVE beaten hair tests though, but those involved bleaching my hair and washing it with Tide detergent several times. By the end, my hair was dead, tested negative, and I had to shave it all off because it was so brittle.

[@mrdarryk1]

Non Smoker for 54 days. Somewhat of a med to heavy smoker. I smoked about a gram a day for a year then stopped. I was over weight and lost about 20 lbs so far. Diet stayed the same but i am drinking a about 1- 2L of water perday. I have used the dollar tree drug test but they call say positive. I wonder how much longer it will be before i test negative.

[@jakev4191]

Omg

[@justinanthonyg]

Hey! Are you clean? And how long did it take you?

[@IUSTITA]

Those dollar store test do not work.

[@jakerubino3233]

10 grams or the 10mg shown in the video? Activated charcoal does will be the critical factor so a large difference like 9.9 grams definitely needs clarification. Also it would be much easier to either convert all measurements to metric including liquid volumes as the strange choice of some imperial and others metric slightly detracts from its educational aim. Seriously though- it’s only 4 countries still using Imperial as the bulk of us like modern, smart systems of measurement 😂🇦🇺

[@ThcdetoxUsofficial]

10 grams.

[@FyouThatsMyName]

🇺🇸

[@hotelmasternm]

@@ThcdetoxUsofficialThis is 10,000 milligrams. Is that really the right amount? A typical dose of activated charcoal is 100mg. So you would have to take 100 times that?

[@ThcdetoxUsofficial]

@@hotelmasternm 10 grams. " For treatment of poisoning: Treatment with one dose: Adults and teenagers-Dose is usually 25 to 100 grams mixed with water. www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/charcoal-activated-oral-route/proper-use/drg-20070087 "

[@garymoore3159]

A simple "trick". Don't get into drugs if your job requires you to be sober. Period.

[@4nic8u]

Thank you captain obvious.

[@trymints3657]

Strange, I thought it would say something about Golden Seal, it works well, but there is a procedure.

[@preston6408]

I smoked almost daily for a year and I have a drug test in 13 days. What product would you recommend

[@ThcdetoxUsofficial]

We recommend to stop smoking now and use the fast detox kit on the day of the test: greenfleets.org/products/fast-thc-marijuana-detox-kit-extra-strong/

[@codyrodriguez1056]

Fake urine. Fuck a detox. I’ve tried all this and that methods of detox they just make u look stupid. Get fake piss and keep it to temperature and give it to them

[@andrewalvarez7289]

Hey green fleets I have a blood test coming in 2 weeks or so I ordered the 7 day premium detox kit today is my first official day of not smoking I’ve been smoking daily for the past 3 years I know ima have problem sleeping my question is will taking melatonin affect the process of the 7 day detox? It says no vitamins or supplements but I need at least something to help me sleep

[@tvanstory81]

How did it work bro

[@t3r6o0i]

How it came out

[@tvanstory81]

@@t3r6o0i I know that detox they promote don’t work you better off using fake pee

[@walrusmma]

@@tvanstory81 did you do everything right? I just ordered mine 🙄

[@Jason-rz4tg]

Has anybody done the detox kit before ?

[@SonuJ-i8e]

Hello my fellow stoners! I have a couple of questions for the 7-day natural detoxification method. 1. If we follow the instructions and the diet plan in the video (exercise, charcoal before meals, etc) do we still need to take the 7-day detoxification kit for beating the test? 2. Where to buy the activated charcoal, st john's wort and these herb ingredients? Can someone please share the link? 3. One noob question the website offers money back guarantee for the fast (same day) detox kit and not the 7 day detox kit? Does that mean that the fast detox kit has a higher chance of being successful than the 7 day detox kit when it comes to beating the drug test ? Just trying to understand which is the best course for me given that I may have to test in a week. Any help and response is super appreciated guys!!

[@AliKeNtreK]

I will be around 45 days off of thc for my drug test, been heavy smoker for years, weigh around 240 pounds. Will this kit work for me? I see people saying it took 90 days to 6 months for people like me. I’m honestly terrified

[@SupaSwope]

im 5'9 and 200 and went i tried to do it normally by not smoking and working out i was still hot after 60 days. now im looking at other options

[@JohnSmith-yr6je]

@@SupaSwope are you heavy smoker

[@kingjones6883]

I0

[@fayehodge3863]

Good to know

[@blingdaddy9106]

Honestly those kits are scams. Generally they just contain sugar, creatine, and vitamin B2. Sugar stops you from burning fat, creatine is tested to determine diluteness, and B2 gives pee more color. The goal is basically to piss out pure water with the creatine and B2 supplements to make the urine appear as not being too diluted.

[@erikkreinheder5523]

Is it 25oz of water and a Gatorade every hour for 3 hours or total? Plus I assume you can replace Gatorade with body armor

[@DullZebrafilms]

If doing certo I always use Lemon Lime gatorade. Weirdly enough using other flavors doesn't have the same effect, personally. And no more than 3 water bottles, but at least 2. Too much water will probably result in a non test

[@otmgingerbreadkid2780]

@@DullZebrafilmsafter you do that method should you wait to pee until the test ?

[@DullZebrafilms]

@otmgingerbreadkid2780 after you chug your Gatorade, within the first hour you wanna drink 2 normal water bottles and sip a third until the test. Hopefully pee once or twice before testing, and then use the 3rd or 4th pee for the test

[@otmgingerbreadkid2780]

@@DullZebrafilmsand also i got a box of two certo pouches should I just use one?

[@otmgingerbreadkid2780]

@@DullZebrafilmsI got a box with 2 pouches of certo do i need to pour both in or just one?